We're Here to Help - 300: 300th Episode Special Pt 1: 7x A Day and Gen-Italia

Episode Date: June 22, 2026

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This is a headgum podcast. This is a headgum podcast. 300. 300 episodes. This is it. Favorite call. Of all time? Yeah.

You got one? So many memories are popping in right now. Yeah. I'll say early, the guy who got his boss, the ostrich tickets in Solvang. Yes. The good guy, great guy call. That was a great new one. You know just recently the guy from Alabama?

Which one is that? Married my sister. My wife, my new girlfriend. Ugh. Just. That was a banger. Yep. Tree.

What was his name? tree gym. Oh God. Yeah, tree jack or whatever. The guy, the jumping guy. Yeah. Also, so many great guests. As I'm sitting here, I'm remembering different people sitting here. Well, you know, I was talking about how, like,

I was, you know, peeing in my yard. And my girlfriend was like, what is with this yard peeing? And I was like, Jake, Ty and I all talked about how much we like to pee in her in the yard. Like, we connected strongly on yard peeing. You feel like your energy backed off. No, I was just going to ask a different question. I want the truth.

You masturbate outside? No. Do you? I'm asking a real question. What, if I, I'm going to say. You've told people in this show that you masturbate in your car. No, no, no, no. We have it on record.

I would or something. I don't think I said I did. Natalie? Have I masturbated in the car? Didn't you talk about how he masturbates in his car? Yeah, you love it and you have a thing. Yeah. So now how about being honest, brother?

I guess. And he had like a curtain. And then he was saying it like we should all relate. Carjacking. Yeah. No, never jacked off outside. You? But you've jacked off in cars?

Apparently. You've jails off in trains. Like what, what ground? Well, where have you masturbated? Yeah. We're inappropriate. Sinner. To find inappropriate.

Oh, no, call. I know a carjacker. I know a train masturbator when I see. You train masturbate? She's been ever. Anything on wheels This kid's masturbating. I do the Joddy Cash song

I've been everywhere but it's about jacking I'm jacked everywhere We're going to take a couple of calls We're going to have a little bit of fun Thank oh should we open Whatever's in the paper bag from Headgun But thank you everybody who's joined us up to 300

That's what we haven't done in a little bit Thank the community for sticking with us No it's well you were just talking about how You're starting to feel the love out in public a little bit more People have been coming up and just saying day one Yep It's very nice It's starting to really spread

We're feeling it I think Hulu's been a fun partner Being back on YouTube's been fun Slow but fun Yep Patreon as always Jake I'm just giving a little secret love

Okay Cut that from Main Show Only for them No But it's been exciting man It's been a really nice run And we've got a lot of great Patreon stuff Coming your way

But no it's And by the way There's a follow-up coming that I think you're going to really enjoy. Is it the little boy? I'm not going to answer that, yeah. Okay, we've got a postcard here. He's kind of obvious today.

Come on. Come on. I don't know what's going on. Natalie is sighing at both of us somehow. What? I was doing anything. She was literally just sitting here. She did nothing.

Don't defend her. You and I are aligned for once. Come on. No, don't leave. Jake and Gareth, congratulations on your 300th episode. If we're here to help, we're so proud, and hope you can enjoy the cheese. Up to you if you want to eat or Parmesan the floor with it, love Katie, Anya, Ali, your friends at a headgum.

They gave us a bunch of cheese? I think they gave us cheese. By the way, door tits. Door tits hit real hard. Yeah, that's two things of Parmesan. Three things of Parmesan. Three different types of Parmesan. Not wrapped, not sealed.

I'll say that. So either we put it up for display or it's a giveaway. I'll have one. You want one? Yeah, sure. Amy, you're ready for that? And then should we? Yeah.

Should we? Nice catch, Amy. Are you an athlete? I was. What did you play? You don't want one? Jake, cheese? No, thank.

That's cool. I ran a little bit and I play a little bit of soccer, but mainly. Give some of this to Jeff, would you? This smells not great. Yeah, it doesn't smell great. No, that's 300. Without further. Haddo!

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Good. Can we get your name, please? My name is Nick. Nick. Where are you calling from, Nick? I am calling from the great state of Utah. Oh, boy. We haven't talked to you, have we? You have. Oh, this is a follow-up? This is a follow-up. My close friends call me a backdoor boy.

Yeah, your butthole shave. Is that right? Yep. Nick, really fast, to those listening new or out of order, walk us through what your problem was, what we pitched, what you did. We know, the main fans know, but guys, there's new people all the time. So, Nick, take over, bud.

Yeah, so I had a problem where I was going to the sauna a lot, and I would have my shit streak on my towel. Right. The problem was you had a poopie towel when you left the sauna for some reason. Yeah, and you guys pitched for me to get a Brazilian. What else did we do? Yeah, hold on, Nick. What else did we pitch?

Do you remember? Was there anything before we got to Brazilian or did we get there pretty fast? It is the right pitch. Well, I will say, I remember after this call, the flooding of comments of he should go to a doctor. A lot of doctors, too. No one pitched doctor. What's wrong with you too? And so that is right, Nick.

So, well, first of all, did you go to a doctor ever? No. Good. Good. That might be part of this call. Oh, no. Is this bad? Oh, Jesus.

All right. So hold on. So before we get to it, Nikki, you waxed your butt and it fixed a problem for a while, correct? You and I waxed our bottoms. Yeah. We're getting to you in a second, big boy. Not together, even though I wanted to. And then it was, remember you were asking questions of what you say to the person while waxing?

Do you remember that stuff? Yeah. Yeah. I do. And then you wanted to say, I have a wife or something. Yeah, he wanted to make it very clear for him. This is not sexual, which only makes it seem more sexualized. Have you?

In Utah. It's crazy. I have a wife. I have five wives. Have you waxed since? Yeah, yeah. I've been waxing. That's kind of become part of my norm.

I love it. I love waxing my butthole. It's great. It's not the actual act of waxing it, but having a waxed butthole. Hold on. Let's live on the show for it. Let's live for a second. What do you love about it?

I mean, it's just hygienic. It's clean. It solves the original problem. That's true. You wax the front, you wax the front, brother? I do not. Oh, so you're just going straight. I'm too scared for that.

Respect. Gareth, where are you at with your waxing, brother? It's one and done. I want to go back. I thought about it recently. But how come you have it? I mean, it's quite an experience. So it hurts.

It hurts. It not only hurts. It's talk about being a baby boy. I mean, that is a full-on, you are, you know, it's just a very strange. It's bad. Yeah, and it's like, you know, a doctor, the upside. is stronger. It's just the first time I went there,

Natalie called me in like a fever dream and was like, you need to go sit. And I was like, oh my God. And we like looked on line. I mean, I went from just being at home regular like a half hour later, this woman had wax in my hole. And so it moved quick. Wax in my hole seems like merch.

Or this woman in the same kind of hat as this. This woman had waxed my hole. It feels like merch that I would wear on. playing. I'm fine with that. Um, and so you got yours and you haven't since. Are you fully grown back? Well, I trim still, but the, the, the, you know, you trim the back? No, I don't trim the back. You're just trimming the front bush. Yeah. Yeah. Nick, how often are you? Just with the neighbors see. What neighbors? I'm just saying the, you know, people for the front, the front yard gets trimmed up. Respect. Yeah. How's that back? Yeah. Let it grow a little bit. Add a boy. Some weeds.

70s, wish. Yeah. I had a boy. Nick. We're off to a really bad start, my man. Oh, that's all right. This is a really bad start. I mean, I said Wally 30 times during mine. How often are you working on the back there? How often you should waxen, brother? I'm getting it done every few months,

sometimes more often, but sometimes I let it grow out a little bit more than I'd want. That's cool as hell. So you seem to have an issue. Are you calling in with just an update, or you got something, my king? A little bit of both. So, you want me to jump into it?

Yeah. It's not you. I was probing. I was probing. Yeah. But now I think it's time. No, I do. You've been doing great.

I've been a good catch-up. Great catch-out. I'm just hoping things are okay. Me too. So the original issue was that I would go, I used to go to the Sada like every day. And so that's where this kind of popped up, you know? Yeah. What a nightmare that happened every day.

And I, so that was through my, my old job that I would. we would go have meetings in the sauna. Well, I no longer work there. I found another job. And so I don't go to the sauna as much. But I am realizing that, you know, I am pooping a lot. Yeah, so. All right.

No, Nick, I hear you, brother. This is a hospital visit. Well, hold on. No, keep going, Nick. So at my new job, there are two bathrooms, and I get embarrassed by how many I have to walk in front of people's office to go to the bathroom. So I split my time between the two bathrooms so they don't notice how often I'm going to the bathroom.

The bathrooms are far apart from each other. Right. Yeah. I walk in front of like different people's offices to get to each bathroom. So, you know, it's split in half. And you're going, you're making these walks exclusively for deuses? Yeah. Yeah.

And it's, I'm going quite a bit. And then to add to it. How many times in a day? How many times in a day average? It's important. I don't know. I should have been more probably like seven. What the fuck are you talking about, guy?

Stop. Maybe even more. Nick, stop. We're doing rapid care now. Nick, listen to me now. We did not listen to the commenters and the emails. Literal nurses wrote to us, doctors. And they said, what you're doing is irresponsible with the butthole.

I wrote back. I disagree. Well, and we even at the beginning of this call, we thought this was a victory last. Yes. But Nick, I now disagree with us. Nick, seven. Can I add one more thing to this? If you say anything about blood, just go to the hospital now.

If there's going to be any color stuff, we don't want to hear it. They get your ass to the hospital. That it's just to pitiful. That's just for Patriot. What is it? Nothing about blood. Nothing about blood. This is actually, the timing of this couldn't be better because I'm actually hitting my rock bottom.

I hit my rock bottom this week. I'm actually, I'm sitting in a parking lot of a hospital right now because my wife, wife just delivered our second kid a few days ago. Congrats. And it kind of happened sudden. And right when she said, like, right when the nurses said it's go time, I had to take a shit. Okay. And so right when it was go time, we were getting ready, I ran into the bathroom and went.

At the hospital. Hey, Nick, you're in the parking lot right now, brother? I'm in the parking lot. My wife is watching on Patreon with our baby in the hospital. Congratulations, you too. Now, Nick, I appreciate it. Nick, I need you to do something. Are you able to walk around with the phone?

I am, yeah. Walk into the hospital. Keep us on. Jake's going to morphies here. You're going to talk to the one of the nurses. We're going to get that thing checked out. This is the right call, Nick. It's time.

But do we want his new problem? Or you just, you know. There's a new problem. He has an actual other problem. No, his new problem is, is he takes. Besides shitting seven times a day? And how does he pick different bathrooms? Seven times a day.

Hey, to Nick's white, Nick, what is your wife's name? What's the new baby's name? Well, Nick is a anonymous. Oh, got you. Okay. I'm going to keep it all anonymous. So then I'm going to say to Nick's wife, Heather, who you know who you are, I want you to press the little button, nurses button.

Yeah. Say my husband's coming. I need you to check it out. Yeah, there's another birth. Eight dumps a day and it used to leave stains everywhere. Then he called these assholes and they told him to wags his buttle. And then the other guy, the other guy waxes his butt hole will do for some reason. No, he feels a kinship and he won't go to a real doctor even though he's a hospital.

But we got to, we're here. This is fate, Nick. I agree, Nick. I think it is worth, they're going to tell you what we're telling you, which says that is an astronomically not okay number. Seven poops on average a day is shocking. Now, Nick. Like that, maybe you go out the night before. You have nachos and margaritas the next day you show up.

All right, you know what, it's a rough day. Every day, seven, don't look at me like that. We're on the same team here, doctor. But seven times a day? Nick, I hate to ask. Go ahead. What's the problem today? Well, yeah, I guess it's just like, you know, honestly, it's just my life.

It's been my life for years. I mean, there were times where it was worse. Like, there was a time where it would, where it was like, more urgent poops, but now it's all under control. I make it to the bathroom every single time. That's not a winner's circle statement, friend. You got something going on, bro? Making it to the shitter is not, that's not, hey, I'm fucking killing it.

Talk about control. You guys, we're not going to pitch on the pooping anymore. Okay. All right. Natalie's jumping in. He's got to go to a doctor. He's got to a guy specialist. Yeah.

Nick, do you want to tell you? us about your dad or not? Oh, is the dad's another thing? He had an actual, this always happens to me. Oh, Nick. Nick, Natalie's getting mad at you. What did you email about your dad? First thing go to see a doctor about the seven shits a day.

It's not okay. What's the problem? Well, I mean, that one would be, I have another issue with my dad that I wanted to pivot to. And it was just, you know, maybe this is more important. I got to say it is, Natalie. So here's what it is. I hear you. I can't.

I need you right now. My dad's always rolling his eyes when I keep running up his stairs to poop. You get a real attitude. I need you to go to the hospital right now and talk to somebody. Yeah. And you got to pay the toll and you got to record it. Yeah. I think you do it right now on speaker.

I agree. I think pay the toll right now. Okay. What is the dad problem? And we'll tell you if it trumps what you got going on. It doesn't trump it. It doesn't trump it. It doesn't.

No way. I promise you. I promise you it doesn't. All right. So, Nick, you're at the hospital. Do us a favor. Stay on the phone with us. Just walk into the hospital right now.

Find a nurse or a doctor. Or literally go talk to someone and then call us back. What do you prefer? But Nick, I need you to go tell that somebody who's professional there. What's going on with your body? I don't know if my wife wants me. Nick. Pulled into the ER room.

Nick, I promise you she does. Nick. Shut up! You shit seven times a day! You brought Unka, dude. I mean, the Patreon's all telling him to go. Hey, can I throw out something and I came into this call with a possible solution?

I don't think you're allowed to quarterback this team anymore, friend. You're going to ride the pine. I got forwarded a voice memo from a dietician. I forwarded it. There's either me or Natalie that's sent it to. Probably me. She forwarded me a dietitian that listens to the show That sent me that recorded a voice memo

And said that she's been thinking about me And hoping that I'm doing okay And wants to help me A lot of people like that, Nick If there's a way I could Get in contact with her even I don't know But I look, I don't, I have a baby upstairs

I don't want to turn this into a big ER visit today I mean, I'm open to it another day I just don't know if right now Nick With the newborn Nick Nick Listen to Uncle Jake Let me ask you a real question, homeboy.

You got insurance? Yeah, I got insurance, yeah. So it's not a money thing. So I want you to walk in there, and I want you to say, hey, can I just talk to somebody with it? It's not an emergency. I'm not in any pain. Yeah. I was just talking to my uncles about something, and they asked me to tell this by you, but I just have a newborn.

So I just want to get a general opinion. And they'll go, yeah, what's this about? And you go, I'd just like to make an appointment with a GI specialist because it's a about the amount of times I take dumps in a day. You're in a safe space. They'll go, okay, great. And then the woman or the man will go, okay, can we get your information?

And then I go, well, we could give you this and they'll give you the contact information. And you go from there. They're not going to say seven dumps and tackle you and put you in the ER. Have you tried waxing? They're not going to say that. Yeah.

But you're there. You've got to go start the process. Your wife, by the way, you're thinking the bunch of, your wife's watching on Patreon right now. You don't think she's going to enjoy that. She's just gone through. Agreed. Such a traumatic journey with such a great ending.

And she right now, all she, you owe this to her. Walk in there, find anyone who's wearing white with buttons, and tell them that you're crap on seven times a day and you're rotating toilets. So, Nick,

what are you going to do right now, bud? Take a poop. I'll go in and find someone to talk to. That's right. Are you going to record it? Well, we've got him live. I mean, we could get him to run in the real quick. I think we'll take another call.

Okay. But, Nick, are you going to record it? Yeah, I'll do a voice recording. And Nick, I want you to call us back after. Record it. Send it in. And then call us back after tonight in like 45 minutes. Because what I don't want to do is this.

I was going to, but I'm going to take it in kidding. Yeah. So call us back in 45 minutes with some information. Finish this. Okay. Okay. Okay. We have your word. We'll talk to you in 45.

If not, we're going to call you. Pay the tab. We're going to call that goddamn hospital. And also, we have your real information because of Patreon and your email. I'll blackmail you, brother. Hey, my man. It's time to check out that butthole, brother. All right, pal.

Don't make me come to Utah and carry you to a hospital. All right. This is getting weird. Seven in a day. What we can't have is somebody from our community. Something bad's going on. Yeah. For our sake.

Seven's up. Okay. Seven's a lot, my man. I really thought there was going to be shit stains, wax, winner, winner chicken dinner. It's going sideways, Nick. Which it was, by the way.

When we said number, no part of me thought we were going to sniff seven. If he said three, I would say it was too much. Four, I was going to be like, buddy, it's a lot. Seven. Sometimes he couldn't even make it to the toilet. No, he's bragging about that. Hey, dude, but I made it every time.

Come on. Actually, how old's your oldest kid? Two. How many times they shit in a day? I think just once or twice. Okay. I was going to say, it might just be a weird family thing. Nope.

Nick, follow up with us in about an hour. Your baby has less bowel movements than you, Nick. That is a red flag and a siren. Yeah, that's true. Nick, we'll talk to you in an hour, bud. Okay. Goodbye. Go get him.

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Great. Welcome to the 300th. What's your name, please? Does that mean that this is live? Yes. You're live to Patreon right now. Yeah. So don't.

Amazing. Pretty cool. No pressure. No pressure. What is your name, please? I'm Jessica. real name and college from Toronto.

Toronto, beautiful, Jessica, Toronto. All right, let's get into it. What's going on? Okay, so about the last year and a half have been a little rough. Shit happens. We all go through it.

So now basically the last few months I've been trying to find my spark again, get back to being my silly self. I've been doing a lot of things, rock climbing. I took some pottery classes. Drinking wine always helps and so on.

I love you guys. I listen to the podcast every morning over coffee, the new ones, old ones. Jake, your laugh gets me every time, makes me smile back. So what I'm here for you to help me with is I thought,

help me get my spark back. I would like you to please come up. Wait, huh, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. You leave the house. Did something happen audio-wise? You dropped off a little bit. Did they mark seditalia?

Wait. Jessica? Jessica. All I heard was genitalia. Yep, we're excited, obviously. There's one more we're going to hear. Are you there? Jessica, hi.

Hey, I'm here. We lost you. We literally just heard genitalia. Yeah, you just turned into Charlie Brown's teacher with a genitalia in the middle. So we're very interested in what you're talking about. We're sold. Can we hear more? Yes.

So run it back a little bit. You're looking for your spark. Genitalia. And then we're going to hear the word genitalia, and that's exciting for us. So looking for my spark back, one way I thought you guys could help. As I said, love you guys. So I would love for you to come up with and create my next tattoo. And where genitalia came in is preferably not genitalia.

Oh, okay. Those are the worst words to precede genitalia. I agree. Preferably not. Right. Same. By the way, that's the only way the genitalia is a bummer. Christ.

The worst, the only way to make. genitalia ashamed and nothing to do with genitalia don't even say genitalia it's unruderdard redorred genitalia what's that huh i was in a fog of war so jessica you you're stella you're looking to get your groove back the way you want to do it is you want to get a tattoo that sums up i'm here i'm excited you don't want it to you don't want it to be janetia for some crazy reason. You sure you don't want to bush on your shoulder? Come on. Well, yeah, is that okay? How about a dog's asshole? How about we turned your belly button into a dog's butt? Yeah, it's funny. We actually dealt with a collar that had a dog that looked like a cock on her tricep.

Yeah, we do. Yeah, I remember that. Might be a way to get it back. Now, we got to ask some questions, as you know, this is how the show works. We can't just start pitching on things. What happened in the last year and a half, and I know we might not be happy times, but we got to hear with what's going on, Jessica. Why'd we lose our groove? Yeah, I won't be happy times, but I'm on the up and up. So, you know, I'm trying to get my spark back and trying to be happy again. I lost my dad.

Yeah, that was a gut punch. My favorite person, awesome guy. One of the happiest people with the biggest sparks. Yeah, understood. And guess what? Dad would want you to get back in the groove. Yep. Exactly.

Yeah. You don't want your kids sad and moping for a year and a half after you've passed. Exactly, 100%. He loved life and he would want me to get back and love life again, too. So what's dad's name? Nicola. He's Italian, very Italian. Nicola, he's a great guy.

He's a great guy. He's a great guy. He's one of the best. So Nicola is a great guy. And what did Nicola like to do? What were his hobbies besides raising his daughter? Barber. Oh, barber.

You ever seen Rushmore? No. Oh, wait, move. Come on. One of the best sequences ever. Get involved. So Nicola is a barber. He's from Italy?

Yes. Yeah. Born in it. Columbia. Ah, forgot about it. Forget about it. I forgot about it. And then he moved there to Toronto to raise his beautiful children.

children? Yes, exactly. And what year did he move? Exactly. I have a quick pitch. You know what we could pitch you really fast? We can get Steve Berg to draw a bowl of spaghetti. I would love that.

This is on... Oh, perfect. I love him. The idea, Jessica, just to think about it, and this is early. First pitch. We get a bowl of spaghetti. Ah? Spagate.

Spaghetti. We got a little bit of marineradice. Ah, fingerprints on the side of the ball. What is your dad's favorite thing? favorite Italian dish? Pasta. Pasta. So what if we go?

And did your dad have a nickname? Nick. That's cool. Yeah, like Nick Miller. That's cool. And what did he call you? Why is that for me? I can't remember.

Poopie. He would call me poopie. Poopin. By the way, you're a son. Jessica Jessica's gone. Puppie's back. Okay, so. Spagate.

Poopi! So, by the way, here's the early zone that at least I'm thinking to start. And if you don't like Jessica, there we go in another direction, poopie. Sounds good? We're talking Italy. We're talking. We're talking pasta. We're talking.

Nicole's name in that zone we happy yeah that you know it could it be like some them up how about little spaghetti spelling out Nicola and the O's are meatables that's incredible poopie wait hold on And Jessica, Puppy. Let us pitch you the worst tattoo in the world that'll get your spark. It's not going to be under your genitals. No genitalia, poopie.

But we take a noodle, one noodle. One piece of bagata. One long pieces. Oh, you know what we do? You, like Lady in the Tramp, you're sucking one side. He's suck of the other in the middle. Now, I'm careful. Remember.

Oh, no. I thought you were going to look at me, No, no, back away. We got a winner. I got about it. Don't make up a kiss. Utah. Okay.

So, Pupy, what if we do this? What if we, because I think all the things, I mean, first of all, obviously, we're having fun. We appreciate it. It is terrible, obviously. But there's a lot of nice. Politician, Gareth. You've been sweet too.

There's a lot of, there's a lot of fun to be had with something like that where maybe we have fun with your dad's name, but it's not like super. You've nailed it. Yeah. His name. with the meatballs. If we spell his name out with a nice piece of spaghetti,

maybe a little marinara splashing off it around the tattoo. Naranara over the O. Over the O and we put a couple meatballs in there. You can get it somewhere where you know, you feel good about it

if you want it to be seen if it's just for you. Put it near your janitor. Now you back off. Go away, the tramp guy. Getting mad at me for being sweet

when you're talking about a kiss and a daughter. It was a mistake. Yes. So if What do you think? I think this is nice. You imagine a piece of spigette spelling your father's name.

The O's a meat bowl. You got some plumbers on on top? That would be a great tribute. But what we like it, but do you like it, poopie? I'm asking, you guys are creating it. So if you say, hey, put the lady in the trams together with me, my dad. Nope. Not kissing.

I'm going to do it. We don't want, let me tell you something. You're going to show this. Two without your dad and you sucking the spaghetti, I think very sweet. You show people that you and your dad are eating it. They're going to say what Jake said. Are they lady in the tramping? I don't like this.

And you're going to go, yeah. And they're going to go, have you seen the movie? And you'll go, yeah, and they'll go, you know how it ends, right? How's it end? Yeah, I don't. You know how it ends. I don't like the ending. Yeah.

Yeah, the kiss. I don't like it a kiss. It's a problem. It's not you in the collar. No. Here's what I'm thinking. No. No, it's not good.

We do not like. Here's what I'm thinking. We do the name. We do one piece of spigate. We do it on the thigh. Hmm. Outside thigh facing nothing. We do it on the foot.

Hmm. I got a pitch. I do the upper shoulder. Like this? Yeah, like where you put a mom tattoo. If you're a sailor. What if we put a heart around it? Oh.

Oh, the spaghetti makes a heart. What if there's spaghetti? What if there's two pieces of spaghetti? One is the heart. Yes. Inside the heart is in another piece of spaghetti. Uh-huh. His name Meatball is the O.

Yep. I think that's pretty perfect. Do we spark joy? I'll tell you what it's going to give you is joy every time you show that to somebody because it's a ridiculous tattoo. Yeah. And a good ridiculous tattoo, Gareth. Those.

Cuffs. All of my. They're fun. Yeah. Steve almost got... I have a tattoo of a dog that passed away on my arm because, yeah. I wanted to have a memory, you know, but something. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a great way to remember them and smile and I get to tell this story too. Yes, you've got this. You know, you could do. Well, actually, I actually think it's... I know I was going to try to heighten with the genital thing, but I don't think it is. No. I think we do a piece of...

This is now I'm being a... 100% honest. Here's my 100% pay. We thought you were being 100% the whole time. We didn't know that you were back burnering some sort of genitals, swapperoo. I wasn't, but then at the last second, I thought it would be really fun to have something with, like, a thing that said, like, this is not near my genitals. Oh, okay. I see.

Genitalia sounds like the Italian word for genitals, if you think about it. Genitalia. Genitalia. There's something. Genitalia. I came from Nicola's genitalia. Because you technically did. Yeah, yeah.

Spagata. I came from his cream or spaghetti. I came out of his spaghetti. Okay. There's something here. If they can... No, there's not. I agree.

If I can find a way to, like, add genitalia in the pasta, like, classy, like, classy, classily? No, I don't think you can. No, I don't. Here's my, here's the real pitch, Jessica. Poopy. Poopie. One piece of pasta that is. potentially different than the spaghetti.

So maybe the Nicoli is angel hair. This has to be thicker. Like it's got to be two different kind of pastas. Ideally, it's both pastas. Our guy Nick liked. So really think what kind of pasta did he like? And then you stretch that pasta out into a heart. Inside one piece, maybe it's angel hair.

Or it could be wrapped angel hair. There's something nice about that too. It should be wrapped angel hair. It should be pretty. It should look very. Something nice about angel hair. Yeah. It should be nice.

old and Italian should make you think about little Italy in New York turn of the century it's his name with a beautiful meal boy too and I see OLA yeah one oh yeah where's the second O babe it's not done you did this lady in the I let you walk away lady in the trip yeah I did he pounced so here's my question to you Stella you gonna do it yes A hundred percent. So. But here's what we got to then do.

If you're going to do it, you know, we obviously want some photos, do the thing. But then symbolically, I got to get a little bit, got to get a little bit weird on you. Okay. Weirder than lady in the trap. Yes. The second that's tattooed on you, the morning is over. Yeah. It's a choice.

It's a choice. Look, I know that Croco passed away. way. My dad passed. There's a moment you got to go. It's done. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. A year and a half is a really respectful time to say the light went out when Nicola went away. But guess what? The light comes back on. And the tattoo is turning the light on. You're not allowed to mourn a half time. You can be sad, but you're back. I love that. I love that. And that's one of the reasons I called. I know your dad passed too. So I know you'd give some good advice. I think I'm going to get a Nicola tattoo on my arm too.

No, no, no. With a meatball. Genitals. There's not enough space. There's not enough space. Oh, right on the road. Right on a roll. I got to call it in need.

I got one angel hair. You did it with a macaroni. This is a crazy drawing. What? Steve Berg did that? That's the worst thing I've ever seen. We got something here that Steve Berg sent in, and we're not even going to send it to you. Jessica, we're going to, we'll send you a screen grab of this.

It's really bad. It honestly looks like a herpied lip. What you said about the cooking, it looks like genitals. Yeah, it really does. Yeah. That looks like my butt all after the waxing. Hey! I got about it.

Forget about it. Jessica, will you follow up with us? And will you send us when you get the artist? What's the phone shadow on that? It's terrible. And then he signed it. He signed it. I'm the bold, let him in the corner.

And Mr. Food, Eldente. Al Dente. Meatball, yum, delicious. And he spelled something wrong. I don't know if he spelled delicious right. No, but even look, what's the scribble after Meatball and Yum? What was he starting to do? He's going to say that it's a baby meatball.

But he fucked a word up. Jessica, please follow up with us with the process. We want to see sketches of the tattoo before you do it. We would love to see the after. and then we would love to hear how things have changed. Yep. Amazing. That works.

I have an appointment next week for the tattoo. Oh, you're on fire. Yeah, I'm ready. I'm prepared. Okay, great. And what arm you can do left or right? My right has a sleeve already, so I'm thinking the left. Yeah, good.

That's cool. So you're already a tattoo lady. You're ready for this? Yes. You ever consider to put it on your genitals? Huh? I think we've already talked about this. Forget about it.

Forget he said that. Hey, sorry, poopie. All right. All right. Thank you very much, Jessica. So I wanted to do a bit of like a lightning round of questions for you guys. Okay. The participants only have like 30 seconds to ask you the question.

And you each have one minute. I am going to have a timer on. You each have one minute to ask follow-ups if you want to, but also answer. Interesting. Okay. Okay. Okay. Can you hear me? Hey. How's it going? Good. How are you? Doing great. Great. Go ahead. You're on the clock. I am starting your time. Now you have 30 seconds, Jared. All right. Well, my name's Jared. I'm from Northeast Alabama. And my problem is my wife and I recently purchased a fixer upper. And it has a fully finished basement with a built-in bar. So I'm needing help, picking a name for the, and theme for the future bar. This is too good for two minutes. A little side note, the bar area, the previous tenant used to run a colonic clinic out of it. So I'd like to pay a little homage to that interesting history.

Hold on, brother. I am going to be disrespectful. I know you've done a lot of work. I got to get into this one. I need more than a minute. That's why I put down five minutes. Okay. So you.

bought a house, the basement has a full bar set up. And what is the style of this bar? It's a finished oak bar that's probably about eight feet long. It's got mirrors and shelves hanging behind it. Oh my God. The whole area itself is probably about 800 to a thousand square feet. Send a photo. Well, I don't have one at the moment. That's okay. Okay. I will see if I can find an older one. And right now we're just using it for storage. Understood. And then the previous owner was a doctor. And he gave Klonics down there?

So the folks who built the house, built it in the 1970s. They moved away probably about a decade before we bought it and rented the house out to a family member who turned the basement into a holistic wellness clinic. Understood. An emperor Ed sauna and a few other things. This is cool. Their main attraction was the four colonic tables that they had set up here. So the bar was there, then it became a colonic center. The timeline's a little fuzzy.

I don't know if the original. Sure they can. I don't know if the bar. Yeah, I don't know if the bar was there. Like, hey, maybe hang out here while you wait for your colonic, or if it was something that was already there from, the builders prior to the place you bought brother that's awesome yes and so now you're like well we're going to move some of this storage but we might reopen the bar for the neighborhood yeah that's

the the work in i'd say the main level of the house is almost complete so we're starting to get i mean we want to move click that's here uh alco colonics anonymous okay okay um Sweet Hole Alabama. I love that. I like it. But by the way, I like Sweet Hole Alabama so much, or Clean Hole, Alabama. Man, for my money, I would go Sweet Hole, Alabama. I would too.

And you would get a neon sign up there. Totally. And they would go, oh, like, sweet hole. And you go, like, yeah, a little hole in the wall. Yeah, right. Like a keyhole. And then when you get drunk, you're like, well, because they used to get Pallonix out. White said that their third drink.

It's all things full of poop goes. I mean, Sweet Hole Alabama as a little bar in someone's basement that used to do colonics. I don't know if you personally, you could do much better than that. All right. Well, we will see if that goes over any better with my wife than my suggestions. What was yours? It's a little too, maybe too heady, but it was a play on. the slang term chocolate starfish, like a butthole,

and I was going to call it the Velvet Starfish, and that got a lot of thumbs down from friends. One of two things is going to happen. You're going to pitch Sweet Hall, Alabama, and it's either going to happen or she's going to come around to Velvet Starfish. Okay, fair enough. I think it's going to happen. Is she near you?

No, she is currently upstairs with our child. Respect. That doesn't mean. We don't have to interrupt for that. Unless you want to run in there and just say it. You are near her. You want to just run upstairs. Will you just go upstairs really fast?

Near means walking distance. Yeah, sure. But is the baby sleeping right now? This is important. Okay, great. Will you go upstairs and just on speakerphone pitch what we got? Let's close on Sweet Hall Alabama. Just to see what she says.

And say, when you say my friend Gareth just suggested something? There's a lot of people who thought they'd be taking part of this. They're not because this is important. My friend Gareth suggested we call it Sweet Hole, Alabama. That's pretty good. She says it's pretty good. I'm going to take it. Yeah, like it.

Baby, get the sign. Get the sign, baby. Come on. Get the sign. Before she says no, order a neon sign. Tell her you love you. Tell her you love her and go downstairs. Hurry.

All right. We'll do. Thank you, guys. Take care. Bye. God bless. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Okay. I'm Nick. You have 30 seconds on the clock. Okay. So my problem is that I have a really bad nail biting habit. I've tried like basic stuff that you see online. like, you know, gross nail polish, like fidget rings or whatever.

But I need like something new. My girlfriend also has this problem. So we can't really, I don't know, incentivize each other because we have the same problem. But everyone bite your fingernails? Yeah. Easy. What? Put dog shit on your fingers.

Christ. Then they got to walk around with dog shit hands. By the way, this is Jake's 30 seconds if you want to do it. I'm not even kidding. Walkouts, you got a dog? No. Fine. Walk go to a dog park

See the biggest the most disgusting animal there? The kind of dog that you look at and you don't think it's cute Wait till it takes a shit when the owner goes to get it go one sec Dip in Then clean your hands off But you didn't get everything Oh Something's there don't use soap clean with just

You could do soap you still it's under there But once and if you don't want to do that After you go to the bathroom Look in that bowl squash it then clean your hands but always know what was on those fingernails

go ahead oh Christ alright here's what I'm going to say mine's also crazy I don't know why I'm fucking shit about jakes you guys get nail clippers get two sets of nail clippers and decide that's the new way going forward and if you catch

one of you biting their nails then you as a couple you've entered like a pact you are going to bite the other person's nail. Oh my God. That works. Okay. So you make it the grossest possible process.

But is that really gross to bite your girlfriend's nails? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So yeah. She's been at the dog park all day, fucking dipping in poop. You're kidding me?

That's fucking horrible. So my question to you is, what are you going to do? You know, I'm definitely going to go with Gareth's option. I think that would work. I'm just not interested in the dog poop. option um how come what walk us through why you have an issue with it agreed yeah i just you don't like dogs you don't like winning no love dogs don't love poop agreed you get a little bit on your fingers you think you're going to bite those nails never again hey listen you did pick but uh

you know if that doesn't work there's always the option to go by the way the idea of biting somebody else's fingernails to me that's that's that's gross you think yeah Natalie Yuck. Oh, thank God. All right. Thank you so much. Yuck. Thank you.

Thank you. By the way, Nautotak or the judge. Yeah, truly. I don't hate the judge. That's very true. You go to the judge. I've heard both cases. Yuck.

That laugh she pulled off with Amy. That's tough. So I'm admitting Whitney. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. guys happy 300. Thank you.

We're so excited to be here. Alexon's here eating his popcorn and, you know, just all ready. Third ball tonight. So we have two quick updates. When Keller was one of the first ones to offer a kidney to Alexa on the pie.

Incredible. Very casually. And he is scheduled for surgery for not Alexon. Not Alexin, calm down. For a stranger to give his kidney so then we get a voucher to put Alexon on the list to get O because Alexa needs an O blood type and wins not

an O. But that voucher will give us three to six months hopefully, but as this was happening simultaneously, a Nick M wrote me on Instagram and said he's an O blood type and he wants to give

the king his kidney. No way. Yes. So he's actively getting tested. It might take two to three months. So we will have two kidneys in rotation. Wow. You two. Yeah.

And Wyn named his kidney Earl after the Dixie Chick song Goodbye Earl, which is great. How to shout out Wynn. He's amazing. So Wyn and Nick will definitely have to make their appearance soon. Of course. And the other people as well that have been vetting. I am connecting them with other callers that need kidneys. And tell us about this website.

What is going on with it? You and I have an email one. So all of the community came together again, and we have Aaron, who was the caller from the Lions tickets. Right. She's our grant writer for our foundation now. Garrett doesn't know any of this. When you tell Gareth everything that's happening, this has been crazy.

I tried to do it on Kimmel, but they wouldn't let me talk about this because Disney won't let you put websites up or charities up. They need to vet it. That's okay. This is fucking crazy. This is better than Kimmel. This is better than Kimmel. All right.

So Whitney created a website. We created a foundation. We created a foundation. Yeah, a full foundation. We're pending our 501c3 status. We have a website. It's Arana, A-R-A-N-A-K-R-F, like kidney recovery foundation. Dot org.

And we're live and active. We have socials. We just started. And we have Raising Cains. who is a caller named Caroline of the podcast as well. They were our first corporate sponsor. Shout out with Caroline. She's amazing.

And, yeah, last thing, Caroline was on a travel show on the travel channel called Bitch Beer. And she also owns a film festival. She knows a lot of brewers. So she's like, we were talking. We said, how ironic would it be to create a non-alcoholic beer that donates to the kidney foundation? Oh, my God.

So we came up with, we're working on a recipe to put out to brewers as well. And we're trying to get a popcorn sponsor, obviously. Oh, my God. I got the name of the beer. What's the name of the beer? We would love to do a show. We're beer to help. Oh, my gosh.

Excellent. So what is the thing with the beer thing? I don't get it. So what is the brewery? So it's basically a recipe that you can give to a lot of breweries and they sell it. And when they sell it, the foundation gets the proceeds. Yes. And then each brewery could modify the recipe with their own twist on it. But it needs to be a non-alcoholic. So people would know kidneys could still drink at the bar.

Totally. That's fucking great. Yeah. So we would love to do a comedy show or a telethon or something. We got to get everybody involved after transplant because we got a lot of kidneys swap it up in this place. Well, that's pretty crazy. Whitney and I have some really fun ideas. Well, let's hear it. Well, we can go into it later. I don't want to take too much time.

Why don't we do a Patreon session where we can. have you on and Amy and you guys can just kind of interest the stuff. And one last thing before they go. So me and her kind of work together and we designed a hat for anyone who actually ends up donating a kidney. Great. Oh my God. So the most important thing about this is that the nostrils are kidneys. Yes.

That's an incredible image. So yeah. And it says, no, but really, I donated one of my kidneys because of a podcast and all I got was a stupid hat. That's fun. Yeah, yeah. So that's great. That's awesome. So that's kind of what we're making for anybody who actually enter updating.

Wow. There you go. Whoa. Oh, my. You can do an idea. By the way. Beautiful. Excellent.

There you go. Wow. Well, thank you so much, Whitney. And thank you. And I really want to say, guys, if you could work on giving Wyn and Nick something phenomenal for their organ donations in the future, they deserve it. They've been so great as well as everybody that has helped. Yeah. Totally.

Fuck yeah. Wow, that's fucking amazing. Well, thank you, and that's awesome to hear. Holy shit. We'll talk soon, guys. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Hi. Holy shit. What the fuck? That is crazy. Crazy.

Hello? No. Hello. You don't have that money. How are you? I'm doing all right. How are you? Great.

Welcome to the 300th. What's your name, please? This is. Nick. Has every caller tonight been named Nick? Am I out of my mind? It's the same Nick. He said it's a follow-up.

It's Nick. Oh, it's the same Nick. Yeah, Nick, what's going on? Yeah, so I just went in and talked to a nurse. Okay. Not to go, bud. Well, first of all, I had to bring my toddler because she was running around the halls of the baby area. Let's get to what the nurse said, McKing, about that bottom.

How fast was she running? No, what happened? What did the nurse say about your health? When you said you poop seven times a day. And second of all, I had to explain to like an old lady behind the desk. Like one thing, at one point she said very loudly, oh, you're having urinary problems? And I said, no, it's actually I'm pooping a lot, not peeing a lot throughout the day. Okay.

And then she just had me, and by the way, this is like in front of a waiting room full of people. Why'd you yell it? You could say it quiet. It's pooping. I didn't yell. I was trying to be quiet. I was just right. It was a small waiting room.

Okay. So. What happened? And then a nurse came and asked you what's going on. I asked if we could go somewhere private. Good. And then I just told her what was going on. Not the smush room.

I'm married. I've got a wife. This is my... There you go somewhere private. It's about pooping. Yeah. then what happened? Yeah.

And so I told her that, I told her what was going on. She asked if it was diarrhea. I said no. I said it's just normal poop. And she just said, yeah, it just sounds like you just poop a lot. And basically just told me there's like nothing to worry about. I mean, I wasn't like checked in and this wasn't like actual medical advice. But she just said, she's like, yeah, you could bring it up to your family doctor.

But it's, I mean, if it's been happening for years and your stomach doesn't hurt and you're not having diarrhea and it's just you poop a lot. then it's not a big deal. What was going on with your dad? What was that from? No, we've got other problems. By the way, I can't believe. I think you just went up to a regular person. I don't think that was a nurse.

Well, or. It was a nurse. I believe you, Nick. I'm an honest guy, but to all the people then saying he should go to a hospital, wrong. Wrong. Okay, he went to a hospital. No, everybody said, don't go to a hospital. Go to your doctor.

Hey, by the way, Nick, we saw, Jake, what are you thinking? Hey, by the way, Nick, we saw. Now that's an interesting twist. That's the first I heard of that. He actually did say, she said, she did say, she's like, have you, have you, she's like, by chance, have you called into a podcast about this? All right. All right.

Thank you. Talk to you later, buddy. Good luck. Bye. Enjoy the next poop in four minutes. Hey, guys. I'm listening to your episode on Jude's Problem with Time. And I'm just like over here being super.

annoyed and sad for her because it just sounds like she has ADHD. Obviously, I'm not a behavioral health specialist or like I don't know what her history is, but like my husband has ADHD. I have ADHD. My entire family has ADHD and we have a long history of feeling really bad about being late things. There's this thing called time blindness that people with ADHD experience. It's like, you know, a neurodiverse experience where you just have like no awareness of how long things are going to take you. And then also, like, sometimes that means you might stay up later than you want, which means that you'll sleep in and struggle to wake up in the morning.

But, yeah, it just sounds like she really has ADHD and she should probably go, you know, see a specialist about that because that would actually probably help her the most. So sometimes your problems are, like, super arbitrary and it's great. But other times I'm listening and I'm like, oh, it seems like this person genuinely needs, like, help and then it would, like, benefit their lives. So I really strongly support anyone going to therapy, anyone going to, yeah, kind of check out maybe like problems that they're having that they think like, oh, it's just a me problem. Like sometimes it's not just a you problem. Sometimes it's a society problem expecting you to be a certain way that your brain just doesn't work.

And that's what ADHD is. So just wanted to pop on and say that. But love your show. And thanks for listening. We're here to help. is hosted by Jake Johnson and Gareth Reynolds. If you'd like to be on the show, please email us your question at

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That's Arana-K-R-F.org. Thank you so much for being such an incredible community. And thank you for always being there to help. Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. And I'm Jeff Tremaine. Welcome to Jackass the Podcast, a new show coming to Fri-Ch. Coming to F***. That's what it is.

Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. And I'm Jeff Tremaine. Welcome to Jackass the Podcast, a new show now on Headgum. Woo-hoo. I've learned a Jackass movie has to be really 90 minutes. Every minute over is a minute too long. Apparently, there's only so much butthole you can take. We're going to take you behind the scenes of our entire history.

best bits, bad behavior, and even worse decisions. All of it. Sometimes we don't make the right decisions, Jeff. I've noticed that. Every so often. With guests like Spike Jones. I think this committed jackass the podcast. What was it going to be called?

The Jackass podcast. Without you, the IQ drops significantly. Steve-o. There's a strong chance that were it not for jackass, that I would be in cloud makeup right this fucking minute. Chris Pontius. That shot of your butt. just cruising up.

I'm like, I got that on TV. God bless us. Dave England. Yeah, when you come in and you're being really nice, I'm like, damn it, something bad's going to happen to me.

Wee man. Jeff grabbed me from the back of the head and threw a punch. The whole bar just stopped and wanted to kill me. And some of the crew that's been with us from the beginning. I had to share a room with this guy.

I left a nice surprise in the toilet form. Every time. Apparently he hates to fight. flush. Subscribe to Jackass the podcast on Spotify, Apple Podcast, Pocketcast, or wherever the hell you get podcasts. Our new episodes drop on June 18th. Woo!

Look out for new episodes in your feed every Thursday. Watch video episodes on YouTube and follow along with us on Instagram and TikTok at Jackass the podcast. What were we just talking about? Probably buttholes. Hi, I am Mandy Moore. Sterling K. And I'm Chris Sullivan.

And we host the podcast. That was us now on Headgum. Each episode, we're going to go into a deep dive from our show. This Is Us. That's right. We're going to go episode by episode. We're also going to pepper in episodes with different guest stars and writers and casting directors. Are we going to cry?

Yes. A little bit. Are we going to laugh? A lot. A whole lot. That's what I'm hoping, man. Listen to that was us on your favorite podcast app or watch full video episodes on YouTube or Spotify, new episodes every Tuesday.