We're Here to Help - 96: Your 4th Favorite Spider-Man

Episode Date: July 15, 2024

Jake and Gareth talk to callers about a Spider-Man themed bachelorette party, a bizarre painting of a couple and a doll collection. Pics discussed:Clip from Grandma Bachelorette PartyPicture of CouplePainting of CoupleDollsDolls againFollow Up VideoWant to call in? Email your question to [e-mail] (Early Access, Bonus Calls and Q&As): Patreon.com/HereToHelpPodVIDEO: Youtube.com/@HeretoHelpPodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodTIKTOK: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via Gumball.fm See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode is brought to you by Hulu. We're all rolling on our own file. All right. Let's go. Gareth. Jake. Jakey. Jake. I mean, even if this is where this ends, who cares? I agree.

We as two guys who like the game, this is enticing. Gareth, we won podcasts. Everybody else can fucking turn Why don't you why don't why don't you kind of recap a little bit and people can't tear up microphones Is that what you suggest that they don't plug them? Okay. I heard tear it up Kevin did I say tear him up or unplug him? I was looking at myself Kevin looks good, but that's not what we're here to talk about fuck hunk with no chunk. I know I don't know what yeah Pass the chunk to you and me by the way ever since he's become the hunk with no chunk. He's been a bit of a punk He's the punk

He's looking at himself. Okay, so so Start us off Jake quickly before it hunk Would you ever consider shaving the chin and just leaving the mustache now that you're getting strong? I've tried it once, it was a little jarring. Maybe I'll do it again for like a Patreon thing. Maybe we do it on the 25th. Maybe we get the shirt off you and we just kind of shave whatever parts you we... Why is everyone looking at me?

Nobody was, we were here in the ditch. Okay, we get to pick. So here's the news, Gareth and hunk as you know on this show We've talked about Barbara Corcoran and Robert from Shark Tank. We have said that I am Barbara and Gareth is Robert we love the show. We love them. We connect to them well Barbara reached out to our social media with two eyeballs Barbara reached out to our social media with two eyeballs.

Which is an initiation. It is. Well, I was a little nervous because it could be an initiation or could be. Yeah. Hearing you talking about me. Like a little shark shit. You got a little shit on Barbara Corcoran. Oh, yeah. You know, I'll. But you being the great liaison that you are, you hit her up right away. I got excited as we both did. And I said that you are you hit her up right away. I got excited as we both did and I said that we are legit fans we would love ya on for an intro or callers whatever and she wrote

back I'm in so ladies and gentlemen not right now but soon we're hoping we're hoping we land well and we're working playing and you know maybe we maybe part of the play as we start tagging her and, you know, some may I don't know at some point, though, we'll have her in or we'll have her on or some version of which is a big. Hey, also, Robert, where you at? Yeah, Robert, what's your deal? I mean, make me look bad. You're making us look bad.

Amigo making us look bad because we need Barbara. Of course we do. Yeah. Robert, what you doing? Big dog. Come on. Come on. We got a great show.

The 25th, our hundredth is coming up. We've got this is just us just solos. It's a big. Yeah. Let's enjoy it. And you join us. Join us on the 25th. We're doing it.

Yes. On our Patreon. Hundredth episode. Yeah. Well, like we said, we're shaving. we're picking some parts of Kevin out of an envelope and we're sure it's going to happen on the 25th. And by the way, if you're not on the Patreon, everyone's going to hear it anyhow because we're going

to release all the calls obviously in our main feed. But for the 25th, we're going to take Kevin shirt off. Okay. Right. And Jake's going to put it on. I'm going to wrestle it off him. Jesus, this took a turn.

Without! Further ado! Wait, no, no, no, Garrett, finish what you were gonna say. What were you gonna say? I don't even remember. I was gonna shout out Barbara again. Come join us without further ado. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey everyone, producer Kevin here. We look at a few photos throughout this episode. If you'd like to see them, I have the link in the episode description for exactly in the video when we check out those photos. So just go to the episode description, click on the links, and it'll take you right there. All right, enjoy. Hello.

Well, that is a chipper attitude. And here on We're Here to Help, we like a chipper attitude. Welcome, you're on with Jake Johnson, Gareth Reynolds. Can we get your name, age, where you're calling from please my name is Abby I'm from Chattanooga Tennessee and I'm 27 wow what's life like in Chattanooga you going after the bars you having fun you know life in Chattanooga is the best life you can have it is so much fun have you lived anywhere else I have so I actually lived up in Cookeville Tennessee for a while back when I was in college

I would say Chattanooga is way better than cook. Yeah, I like I what I here's what I like about you Chattanooga is the best because Cookeville wasn't as good. I love it Right, but you know, there was also a time in Florida when I was working at Disney. That was pretty fun But I think it's probably better. Well, here's what I'll say, Abby. If you say it's the best, then I believe it because it's the best for you. Yeah. What can we help you with today?

Okay, so I am in need really bad. My best friend has decided that she wants a Spider-Man themed bachelorette party. And I have no idea what kind of activities to plan She loves spider-man, huh? He loves fireman ever since she was little we've been best friends for 18 years and That's just her thing That's a really unique group of ladies in Tennessee or you guys when you guys were at

Cooksville were you in sororities? Because my judgment when I think of Tennessee colleges is it's a bunch of gals in those like cute dresses where you're all doing the weird squat and then you go like, delta, delta, delta, delta, kata, kata, goo. And then you make like an Instagram video where you're like, everybody come into our mansion. And then it like goes and there's like a girl

who does a backflip and then there's a pool and then they go like, oh my God, we want you with us so bad. And then everybody like dives backwards and you're all gymnasts It's that is that am I near a judgment or am I out of line? You know when you think of Tennessee schools, you're not off, but that's not the kind of gals we are Okay, so what kind of that's what I needed to know what what's your group? If you had to do my judgment was that you judge your group and paint a picture.

That's happening, but next door, they're all watching Spider-Man. Yeah, that's what I'm like. Keep it down over there! I was like, I know that judgment, but it's three dudes in sweatpants being like, no, the 1984 version was better, Jerry. Let me tell you why the web would work in humidity

for the last goddamn time Greg God the TV show was better if you say I can't I'm not doing this anymore I will say this really quickly. This is a goofy tangent, but it's true. Go bud Just met Tom Holland at an airport Wow Nice as nice of a guy as it gets and his younger brother Reached out on social media. It was gonna be a surprise Garf man, but he's a painter And he's going to paint Something or he's gonna paint us for this show. We're gonna hang it on the wall

Yeah, and so I'm saying this right now It is going to be a Tom Holland heavy Wow Because he's the best Wow Wow I like him out of all the other ones. Well, how are you one of them? shit Crazy, but you're just a boy. I'll take him over Garfield and Toby Until their brothers paint us stuff. Yeah, unless there's like a guy named like John Garfield. Yeah, Johnny Garfield Reggie McGuire Reggie McGuire is a great name for a player who used to be on the Oakland A's and he was he was not a bash brother But he was fucking good. Yeah, he was always trying to get another

Triplets he was Mark's brother. Yeah Reggie Reggie McGuire Was he really? Yeah bench coach's brother. Yeah. Reggie. Reggie McGuire. Was he really? Yeah, bench coach. Wow. What? Look at you. Lion.

Wow. Look at you. Abby, so describe the group of gals we're dealing with. OK, so to give you kind of a little overview, I just had my bachelor party a few months ago. And she planned it. And we went as old ladies out in Broadway in Nashville. Wow. Oh I love Broadway. You got photos? Yeah of course I even have a

video if you want to see the video. I want to see it all. So yours was like an old woman thing so first of all you guys are all getting married at the same time. Well it's a group of 27 year old ladies. Yeah, we're at that old out In Chattanooga it's true. So talk to me Abby what were other themes of bachelorette parties you were old ladies once what else? Let's see other times, you know, there's the wig parties. That's really popular Sometimes we like to dress up that's frat guys to go out on the town. I mean, it just depends what the theme is. And so now I'm getting a better sense of your group. We're silly goofy.

She loves Spider-Man, so you're going Spider-Man themed. Is there a Spider-Man version? And don't say Spider-Verse to just try to butter me up. That's her favorite. Her favorite, I believe, is the OG Spider-Man. The one with Tony McGuire. OK, so maybe say Spider-Verse to butter me up. What an absolute. You're sitting right here.

Yeah. And she has the opportunity to say to you, Spider-Verse. And she's using the old. But here's why you fucking kidding me. I'm not here to butter his. Are you fuck? Look, Abby, we're on your side, but I need to just have a minute here. Jake, John, I'm gonna get emotional here. Thank you.

Okay? Because I'll tell you what you can't watch on the plane is the Tobey Maguire spider man. Yeah, you can. Well, if you can't say that, stop it. Yeah, you can. Help me, help you asshole. Alright, so Abby, spider verse is the one. Thank you. Okay?

But here's the difference. On behalf of the show, Tobey Maguire licked Jake's ass, and that's from Jake thank you, okay? But here's the difference on behalf of the show Toby McGuire lick Jake's ass and that's from Jake to you Toby that's Garrett So all right listen we got we got a Holland yeah We got a Holland and you're gonna say to Jake Johnson that that's not you. I mean, it's just it's disgusting something abs What's up? Thanks Garf? I just I love you so much Abs Thanks Garf I just I love you so much

He I think he's going through other stuff if I'm honest a lot of off-camera mic stuff This one Abby he called it. There's a lot going on personally. Yeah, especially with a horrible run That's a Gill line. Hey everybody, it's been a horrible run. Things are bad off, Mike. It's a horrible run. Squarespace. You want a website, you got it. We should start one where you're talking off camera and you go, it's been a horrible run.

I go, and action. You go, hey everybody. The gun kept clicking. Ladies and gentlemen, I've got a good thing for you today. So we have a Spider-Man theme. She likes Tobey Maguire. And we are looking to how do you plan to this party? Is that correct? Right.

Right. Correct. When you're talking about what kind of parties do you guys do, are you guys a bar hopping group of ladies? Are you a rent a place group of ladies? What does a typical bachelorette party look like for you wild animals who dress like old ladies wearing wigs or pretending to be frat guys? What do you guys do? You know, it's a mixture of both.

We start out the, like it's typically a weekend. We start out the weekend hanging out the house, doing the kind of traditional bachelorette game. And then the next morning we'll have a nice breakfast and then we'll hit the town. Okay so you have one big party night and home base do you guys all stay in the same home base? Yeah we all stay in like a big Airbnb. Okay so for sure that Airbnb is fully themed out. Yep. From top to bottom, Spider-Man, you go on Etsy, you get pictures of Tobey Maguire, pictures from the movie, it's everywhere.

You go online, you get cheap Spider-Man sheets, blankets. So when she walks in, it is a 10-year-old birthday boy's dream house. It is. You go on, you get little action figures. It is spiders on top of spiders, on top of spidersiders on top of spiders on top of spiders on top of bad guys on top of bad guys So you say we have leaned in I think that's good I think for the home base you want to do that now you're probably you're gonna have a night where you're going out Are you gonna get like a party bus or something like that? I?

Mean it's we're probably gonna go out in Nashville just because we have to stay close because of her job beautiful Now you're gonna go on broad street. I mean we're gonna have to we're gonna have to get a party bus I mean, that's just kind of what you do right okay? So here's what I would can you theme out the bus? This is what I would go ahead. Why don't we let your friend? We haven't gotten her name, but what should we call her Mary Jane Mara Mary Jane Sarah all right? Let's have her live the story of Spider-Man that night. Why don't we have her be on the party bus in her regular outfit, but then during the ride she gets bit by a spider. We all kind of throw it away, it is what it is, right?

How do you throw it away if it's a fake spider? No, this is what she did. Okay, I'll be her, okay? Oh man, that's such a good cake. Oh, man. I think a spider. Oh, so she has to know. But you have to like a spider, a fake spider's got to come out. And you have to say you've been bit. Sure. We can do that. Yeah. It depends. We can do it however much you want to Hollywood.

But but she will live the story that night of becoming Spider Woman or Spider Sarah. Okay? So she gets bit by the spider on the party bus. Then you go to your first bar, you're fine, right? Whatever, having a couple drinks. At some point, she's going to come back in the costume because she's now fully realized as Spider-Man or however you want to put it, right? Now you're out there, she's the only one dressed like spider-man so you could give her that level of attention

So she's dressed up as spider-man. She's getting drinks You have themed cocktails like spider-meister things like that And I even think on the bus maybe you come up with a way or at one of the bars For her to be upside down like spider-man spider-gwen spider Yes, so she can take it. Yeah, so she could take a shot or two like the upside down Tobey Maguire scene with Mary Jane. So I think that's close. I think that's a great start. You can't leave her on an island where she's just the geek in the spider clothes.

So here's what I think. I don't think she is in on it from the beginning. I think you're in the bus, the house is decked out, then at one point, one of you puts on like a fake spider outfit and bites her and she's like, what are you doing? And you go, oh you've been bit. Then you pass her basically like a flattering onesie that is spider, that looks like a spider person.

You go, you have to put it on. She goes to a bar and now she is Spider Sarah. Now at the next one while you guys Are in there three of you ladies go back to the bus and change and then when you come in now It's spider Monica spider whatever and she goes. Oh my god You're the best and the other ones are like yeah Not us and by the next bar more so by the end of the night you guys are all dressed in the same Spidey onesies you're all spidey whatever let's cap this fucker okay okay first of all great point on

the form-fitting because as someone who used to dress up like spider-man for a living for about six years take a pause okay explain that I used to do children's birthday parties as a job you don't remember the idea yes I used to drive I well I used my job for a long time when I moved LA was every weekend I would pack up my car with balloons and hula hoops given to me by a man I was an independent contractor and I would get outfits like mainly spider-man, but I would get spider-man Batman Winnie the Pooh you name it whatever these kids wanted for their big special day They got me fairly baked showing up to the event. And Spider-Man was the one that was the worst. It was kind of the best, but it

was like the tight fabric layer of a chubby man trying to make it in Hollywood where you really could not hide anything, whether that be rolls of fat or a tummy. Do you have photos of this? Huh? Do you have any photos? I don't know. I mean, here's the thing. I'm in thousands of photos. I don't have access to any of them.

Yeah, yeah, respect. Because every party I was like, hey, for sure. You're not taking selfies. Yes, tons of pictures and tons of, but I don't think I have any, but I'm in tons. Respect, yeah.

But that outfit, it really left nothing to the imagination. So I'm just validating your point of let's make sure we get a comfortable thing. What I love about your pitch is that she's in the passenger seat. Sarah's in the passenger seat. I think everything-

She's experienced it. Yes, and I think everything Jake said is right. She gets, by the last bar, you are all tipsy in these outfits, but we need our third act. You hire a Green Goblin to show up to that bar. That's great. And you either have to out drink the Green Goblin, out hire a Green Goblin to show up to that bar and you either have to out drink the Green Goblin, out party the Green Goblin. And Garf, the Green Goblin, at one point you talked to the bar before. You know the part of bachelor parties or bachelor parties where there's like a mic and

they take over? Yes. Well at the party, you're all spider people. You hear on a microphone, and then she comes over. It's one of your friends too. Or you can hire, I mean like I'm saying. You're taking a chance. You are, yes. Because when you hire from the outside, there's a real chance you get the Garf Man. But one of you is now the bad guy,

and the only way to beat the Green Goblin is to out drink the son of a bitch. And he's got his own drink. You have a specialty cocktail made at the bar you go to, and you have to out drink the son of a bitch. And he's got his own drink. You have a specialty cocktail made at the bar you go to and you have to out drink the Green Goblin or some version. We don't want to say like end up in the hospital from drinking but something like that.

Yeah, but like you all have to chug one big drink and then you beat them, they do a big dramatic death. Abby wins, everybody at the bar will cheer and then you go to the next bar. Abby, what do you think of this plan? I think this sounds awesome and and honestly sounds like you have enough experience and Dressing up and playing the characters that if maybe you should come on and just do that part for us wait well, I will be in When is when is the thing cuz Gareth when are you going on tour near there?

Let me see. So when is this party abby? It is we haven't planned it yet because she is a pediatric resident So she has to figure out her schedule, but it will be sometime in the summer Okay, hold on i'm gonna be there sometime in the summer. Is this true? Yes So abby we're gonna connect you with gareth And will you be with luke who could film it? Yes There's a chance we're gonna coordinate this and Gareth is gonna be the Green Goblin Amazing I haven't announced it yet, but it'll be in July

Abby how does July work? Yes This is working Abby it actually that is not that is not right. I can't find it, but it is well book sometime this summer Yes, okay, so Abby we're gonna get in time. Let you know Kevin and Gareth are gonna get in touch I'm not gonna be part of this. Yeah, but hold on in hearing about it Gareth. I want to be surprised Somewhere so yes, so please Abby send over all the pics of you ladies Somewhere so yeah, so please Abby send over all the pics of you ladies Congratulations, it sounds like a lot of fun and there's a chance This is gonna turn into a really fun ended if it doesn't I still think you got a nice way

Yes, either way you're gonna have a hell of a time. I'm so excited. I knew I could call you guys for help Yeah, the best you guys are the best. Thank you so much. We're the best You guys are the best. Thank you so much. We're the best Gareth I am a big Hulu person same Hulu has a new girl on it Hulu bought my movie self-reliance Yeah, who lose the one that I go to a lot They have sponsored our show and I'm excited about that because I know we're both fans and I like their animation Are you an at are you an animation guy huge animation guy Jake? I love it And that's why we're talking about Hulu anima ham Anima ham is your animation destination to watch full seasons and new episodes of your favorite shows

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It's really well written. It's just one of those great animated shows that just, I get why it's got so many years under its belt. So we checked that out and you don't get any sort of, we're here to help. Gil sent me tag to watch it. Just probably have Hulu. Just watch it.

So just watch it. We love it. We're big fans. Hulu Animaham, your animation destination, now streaming on Hulu animam your animation destination now streaming Hello hello whoa okay, we got two people uh Hi this call seems like it's gonna be a little Multimedia welcome to we're here to help you're on with Jake and Gareth. We've two people correct

Yeah, so I really am, but I'm here with my fiance. Okay, why don't you tell us your names and where you're calling from and all that bullshit. I'm Rachel, and this is Will. We're calling from Dallas, Texas. Okay, and how old are you guys? We're in our late twenties. Babies. Okay, what's up? What's up, Willie? What's up, Rach?

Where are we at here? Yeah, so we're actually here talking about a neighbor we have. We bought our house about two years ago and have this old neighbor two doors down from us who's brought up several times that he wanted to paint us. And we thought it was a really sweet gesture. So he gave him a reference photo And now I'm sharing the reference photo with the guys now so they see

What's the cat's name Rach? Yeah, so his name is gonna be Gary, okay Did you guys use your real name? It's a fake name Just for the cat community The cat is mad and she's no longer with them We thought well, sorry about that. It's very difficult, but we thought you were making Yeah, okay Anonymous and giving us a real name because your cat had some kind of cat freedom. Yeah. Okay. The cat doesn't want to be part of this call.

You're saying the photographer or the painter is, is Gary in this story. Yeah. Well, I got, first of all, I got to say, Willie and the Rach, you guys are a gorgeous little couple. You got a great little thing going. So you sent this to your weird neighbor. You said, you want to paint us? Paint us. Is that correct? Yeah. Yeah, so pretty good He like I just come together. He's like gotten our input for certain design elements Yeah, like what we'd wear in the painting. I don't know why he didn't just use reference photo, but of course

He definitely took some creative liberties, but he's finishing up the portrait this week. Wait quick pause. How long is his ponytail? The neighbor is it down to his butt or just lower back He's like even older older guy anything is sure. Yes, like yeah, he's not like 80 years old Yeah, oh, oh wow. Okay. Yeah, so very impressive But like he started on this portrait and this thing is like giant like probably around three by two feet And you're probably expecting like a mantle piece like just something you can place on the mantle But he's giving you like a featured piece. Yeah and quickly. Did he charge you for this? So no, that's what we're worried He's like been selling in the fact that he wants

to do like more portraits as a way to make money. So he's like brought up the cost of materials and like a van he wants to buy. Well, he's asked like, he's told us that how people have come over to him and like asked him how much he's charging us. We have like no idea what we should give him, but we feel obligated to. We'd want to give him something that's appropriate for his efforts, but it's also something we don't really love, and it doesn't look a lot like that. Wait, do we have the painting? Wait, hold on.

Don't show it yet. This is what I want to... Okay. The problem is kind of two-fold. I can't wait. The problem is kind of two-fold. The problem is A, he's clearly put of twofold. I can't wait. The problem is kind of twofold. The problem is, a, he's clearly put a lot of work and effort. But he offered. He offered.

You didn't say, hey, no, no, no. But you know how it is sometimes if someone does something for you, you're like, I got to give you something. I got to give you something. So you're kind of in that predicament a little bit. And then I'm sensing that the final product is going to be great. Not when let me let me ask you a quick question because you said that this neighbor character Gary Gary or Jake sure has said Future Jake for sure on this guy. There's no chance. I'm not doing this to some nice young couple You guys want a painting I don't Jake. I'll just do it anyhow.

I'm going to put you in space suits. Oh, why? So when he said the materials cost money, what numbers has he been saying so far? What has he said he's put into it? He said like the canvas, like it's giant. He said it costs like, it's like a $400 canvas. Oh my god. What the?

What? Okay. And then when he said, yeah, he's just kind of mentioned, he's like, oh yeah, these are really nice quality materials. And he showed us the paints at one point and they're like, I don't know, we were looking it up and it was kind of expensive paints. And so we're like, we just feel like we're in deep on this thing that he's put a lot of time to, and we're just not sure what to do with it or how to until you guys are feeling like you're in for around 750 to a thousand bucks. Is that correct?

It wasn't supposed. I mean like we, we didn't know at the time that we were going to be giving him something, but like it just seems like he's dropping all these hints But I just feel like we have to do for you guys right now But and we're gonna pitch we'll come up with something as a group But just to know where you two are at to start In your guys's feelings. What do you think? He's looking for? What do you think the number is right now? Are you guys at around 500 bucks? Where are you guys at? I?

Could see that being his expectations. I think one thing we've like, yeah, he's again, hasn't thrown out a number that he's expecting from us, but when he's talking about, oh yeah, I'm saving up for a van. And like, like, I don't know. I just seems like he is at a different place than we are. I understand. And do either of you guys do anything creative at all? Because there's always the, a gift to a gift. Go ahead, Rachel.

What do you do? So I, I actually, I am a very amateur painter as well. And yeah, it's great to have in the back pocket. It is now let's, let's, let's just before I think it's time to see it because I think You first of all should feel no guilt this guy said he wanted to do it for you Yeah, so the fact that he's spending hundreds and hundreds of dollars I'm sure he chose to do this hobby you did nothing you kind of have been lulled into this way now where you're feeling A little bit guilty you did you gave the guy a goddamn picture agreed now with this in mind

rachel and will have you guys hung it up do you like the painting before we see it what do you guys think of the artwork he's he's finishing up this week we don't technically have it yet on you but we're gonna see something right. But the transference is about to happen. So this is a great time for the call. Why don't we see Kevin, what is show us what we're doing? OK, so that's the image that he came off of. Oh, sweet God. Why are you both in white?

Can you make it bigger, Kevin? Why are you in the middle of the ocean? Why is there a lighthouse? Why? Oh man! I gotta be honest Here's the problem Here's the problem Here's the problem

It's excellent I'll buy it I'll buy the fucking thing It's right at that level of not being great at all not being great at all But it's so weird. I have an idea I have an idea me too What number would you guys feel comfortable giving this man so that the neighborly thing feels good?

It's 500 the number that's way too much Oh my god. Is 500 the number? That's way too much. Like we've talked to some friends and like, I don't know, one person was like, give him a $50 Visa gift card and call it a day. Yeah. Like we looked up-

But you gotta live next to this guy. Yeah, oh yeah, he's, yeah, next door neighbor. We were looking at like, hey, could we just buy him these paints? And that was like maybe $100, but that doesn't solve like the money kinda thing that he's expecting. All right, but- I't solve the money kind of thing that you're expecting. All right.

I have a pitch. I have a couple of pitches, go. We're gonna give you money from the show and we're gonna buy it and put it in Kevin's studio. That was gonna be my pitch. I like that one a lot. What I think we could do here, guys, is we could send you, what do you think?

We'll Venmo you 250, we'll split it, and then you send it to us, and we'll put it in the background in our recording. It's great, what's unfortunate is it's going to enable, this man is now going to. But who cares? It's funny, it's so goddamn, I mean, just for anyone listening,

first of all, you can go to YouTube and have a look at this. Please do. This is perfect in your studio though because we needed our work. So Rachel and Will is 250 bucks enough be honest. So I was originally thinking like 200 and then we started batting around the first. I don't want to split it with you guys I don't want you guys to pay anything. I want it to be a nice win for you guys where you feel like hilarious. So if we've been with you guys 250 bucks and you gave him $250, do you feel good with that? Yeah. Yeah. I feel like he would be very happy about that. All right.

So we're going to give you, we're going to send you 250 bucks and we're going to send you money for shipping. Uh, and we're going to buy this painting and we're going to send you money for shipping. And we're going to buy this painting and we are going to do this. This is the Barbara. And this is, yeah, we're going to own 100% of this and we're going to get in touch with this artist. Oh, OK. All right. And he's going to do our. Look, why don't we get him to do one of us too?

Yes. OK. So, you know, here's the way this is the greatest call this guy's painting career So Rachel and will here's what we pitch to you You tell him that that you've got some friends who love the you sent the photo They love it you give them the 250 bucks and then say for another 250 bucks They would like a painting of them or you just give our his info to us and we'll get in touch with them Does that make sense? Yeah, yeah, it does.

So this could turn into a really nice win for you guys because you then got him work and you got rid of this thing. Are you happy with that? From what he's saying, he's like, I love that. He's showing this picture off on his front porch, trying to get more people to do more paintings with him. Tell him to get a website because we're we could maybe get him some work I cannot believe this is like we can hook him up with Squarespace

Yeah, I'll say that like he is like he put these 80 years old so he doesn't Text or maybe even have a computer Okay Better that he doesn't hear this. So that's good news in a way, but either way. But so what we can, so what we can do, let's keep this simple. What we can do is we'll send you guys money. We'll buy the painting. We'll put it in studio.

Does that solve your problem? I think it does. I think it's a, it's a great option. Um, my only, my only thing is like if he ever came over and was like, oh, where's the painting? You could say you sold it to some friends in Hollyweird. This is true. Why don't you also just to be safe, why don't you take a picture of it and frame the picture of it and have a small version of that on your mantle if he ever comes over to show that you do like it.

But then you could say, you know, a couple of friends of yours who work in another city came over, loved it, and bought it. And then, yeah, so here's the other option. If you're feeling like you want it there... They love that you look like cult members who drank the Kool-Aid and ended up in linen in the ocean with a lighthouse behind you after you passed away.

Will, you're kind of close. Rachel, he didn't do you any justice. That's not accurate. ocean with a lighthouse behind you. Will you're kind of close, right? Joe, he, he, he didn't do you any justice. That's not like he, he kinda has a version. Look, Rachel, what I like about yours is he got one of your eyes. Okay. And then we got the one eye that looks like it has glasses under the skin.

So here's the alternative. If you guys don't want to send it and do that if you want it there in the house and if he comes over you put it up on a nail. Rachel you spend the weirdest 10 hours of your life and you do a painting of him and you do a swap and you get it the same size and you put him in in front of a dragon. Well why don't you got a rhino chasing him down? Why don't you have fun with it and if if you're going to do that, why don't you paint Will holding his painting? And that's tough for an amateur painter. Well, I mean, if it's trash, whatever.

Or you got the neighbor running through the jungle being chased. That's great too. And then he goes, he goes, I'm finally done. And you go, great news. Me too. Yeah, you can paint him as Adam in the garden. And he goes, I don't want this. I want money for my stuff. And you go, great news, me too. Yeah, you can paint him as Adam in the garden. And he goes, I don't want this. I want money for my stuff.

And you go, yeah, same. Yeah. And that tomato tomato kind of moment. Hashtag painter life, right? Yeah, hashtag painter life. Because I want a van too, my king. Yeah. So you got two options so far.

One, sell it to us. It'll be in the background of Kevin Studio forever. He gets a little bit of money. If he asks about it, you say, some people actually bought it for the 250 and that's where we got the money for it. And he'll go, huh? Two, paint him being chased by a dragon in the jungle and hand it to him as he hands it to you and say like, swap. Yeah. I think the, the latter is probably a bit challenging for my skill. I mean, it's challenging for his skill.

I'll be honest, Rachel. The more I look at that one eye of yours, the more I think that you're okay. He took a lot of artistic liberty. He put you guys in the ocean. It looks like you two are just about to get rebaptized in the Pacific. And so what do you guys have those two options? Where are you guys at now? I think I think we're probably going to go with option one.

Great. I don't know where we would put this in our. Heaven is fist pumping. Yeah. Will, are you good with that, too? Absolutely. We're going to take a picture. We're going to do exactly what you guys said with a little mini version of it. Right. That's perfect. Remember, it's a little stupid. And then we'll send you a photo of it on the wall too. And you'll see it most recordings. Yeah. And so incredible. We walk on YouTube. Then you'll see it every episode. I just got to let you guys know I did air drop this image to

the wrong computer. So another recording did receive this image with no context. That's fine. Well, they look when when you guys are look and you're going to have a great life together. You seem like a lovely couple, but we all expire at one point. And when that happens, we have a great thing to hang outside near the reef. So, guys, we will Kevin will be in touch. We'll organize the shipping and we'll we'll pay for that too We'll do it as fast as possible, and maybe we can get it here by the 25th. I can't wait to have it

Phenomenal thank you phenomenal. Thank you guys. What a great. What a great call. We appreciate. Thank you You were me gareth hello Let's do it together. Oh, okay. Hey, how are you? Hey, how are you doing? Let's not do the same thing. Do it.

How are you guys? Same thing. Good. We're trying to do the beginning together. We're trying to do the intro together. And... What's your name, please? It's pretty good.

How are you? Hi, I'm Angelica. I'm in Maryland. Angelica. Nice. From Maryland. And what's your favorite band? Anne? Yeah, I like the band. I'm in Maryland. Angelica. Nice. From Maryland. And what's your favorite band and or movie?

You got a favorite movie, like a go-to favorite movie, a favorite band. Yeah. I really like Hosear. Ooh, sure, sure, sure. How old are you? I'm 26. Yep. We feel that right now. You like the song too sweet. Oh Yeah, that's one of my favorites for sure. Yeah, I know it too cuz I'm also a young guy

What can we help you with today? Eagle songs you keep shut up So tell me your name again Hollywood nights, I love it Angelica. What can we do for you today? I wrote in because I needed help. I have these little baby doll collections and they're in this like glass case. And my husband and I moved into this awesome house like two years ago and I've been really wanting to display these babies somewhere in our house But um, how come he's really really freaked out by them

What's wrong with him? I mean he should be calling us. He's the one with the weird odd problem. Hey, I'm calling in I'm normal. Hey, just so you know, I'm the regular one here Anyway, I want a class big like a glass case of my dolls and my partners kind of cuckoo. So, Angie, what's going on? You want to display the dolls? Yeah, I want to display the dolls. They're really cool. They're from like the 1930s or 40s or whatever.

Oh, wow. Oh, we get now we're getting a visual here of your dolls from the. Those are pretty cool. So tell us really fast, Angie. What was the inspiration? When did you get those? Why did you get them? What do you like about them? Keep that picture up too, Kevin. Oh, boy. All right. Yeah, you're not going to like this. But so my dad actually got them for me. He found them in an abandoned house inside of a wall. So he was demoing the house in this case of like, you're like a

Jordan heel opening. Yeah. Terrifying. That's he's not, he's doing demo knocks down a wall, sees a box of these weird baby dolls and gives them to you. Jellica would like these Kevin. Will you zoom in on the middle? If you can, there's one little weird one.

It looks, Hey, Garrett, you just got a new nickname. Little weird one. Yep. Oh, my gosh. That is a little weird one. It looks right. That's a little cop, too. Yeah, it I don't know. And that's well, we as you we would encourage people to go to YouTube to see these.

But as best we can describe them I think that one's a wild Yeah, they're don't defend the doll this by the way, the one we're looking at is not a postman Oh, how about the one on the far right that other little guy look go down. Oh, look at the big fat, baby These are by you got a new nickname. You got a new nickname weird guy big fat and big fat baby. Weird guy and big fat baby. Gareth, we have a show.

We got a title. We've got a title. No, this is helping. This is helping. By the way, big fat baby is so me. I hate it. That's us, Gareth. That is us.

This big fat. Those two are us. You got a checkered red one. By the way, hold on. That, those two guys us. You got a checkered red one. By the way, hold on that. Those two guys right there with our logo should be the poster for our show. That we should at least highlight this for you. So, and so your dad gives these to you. Yes. Well, give is a very generous term for what he did.

He found them in a wall and that one's terrifying. These I can't explain. Like we're trying to move on. But Angelica, these these the more that we zoom around, the more horrifying this gets. These are these look like dolls that would be rotting at the Goodwill with good reason. They're also like 80 years ago at the Goodwill. These are these. This is like this is like before doll technology. These are I bet they smell.

Some are very they don't. Surprisingly, they actually like their. So there's a little bit of a plexiglass on the front. And then they're tied to their neck. Oh, that's. And by the way, that's an awesome feature. There's zip tie. That's cool. Did you did you? I was out until I heard they were hanging.

And did you zip tie that? No, they were like that. This was in the wall like this. This is crazy. Yeah. And like I haven't done anything to them because I don't like so fragile. Right. Let me let me let me ask you this. What is it about these dolls that you like? Because when I look at these, this to me is garbage.

Not though this is not garbage to me, Angie. This is not garbage. It's it's scary, but it's not garbage. Call him big baby. Yeah, I guess it's like the history like history piece of it. I mean, I'm with you. My dad and I are like the history piece of it. I'm with you. My dad and I are like kind of polar opposites.

So the fact that he thought like, oh, my daughter would love this. Like I guess it's part of that too, but they're also just really like weird. And I just, they're quirky and they've got a lot of history and some of them have real human hair. So there's a lot. How you feel? What's back Jake? How you feel buddy?

Yes. Some of them have real human hair. You feel good, buddy? How do you know that? Well, I opened the case a little bit and then I this is really weird, but I joined like a Facebook doll identification group and all these people like flooded my comments when I posted this and they were like, oh, my God, that's real human hair. Those are called penny dolls. They're from World War II. There's so much history. These are worth a lot of money and like all of this yada yada yada stuff and they wanted to buy it, but I wanted to

keep it because it's just quirky and cool. I agree with that. So really fast before we get into anything, this is as Barbara and Robert, what were people offering to pay? Like, I think one guy offered me at least two grand. Okay, for all of them. Okay. Don't make that face, Kevin. That's not that much. I thought from World War II with real human hair, if we were talking 15, 16 grand, Angie, I was going to be Barbara. I was going to take 10%. We were going to move these. I thought you were going to say $30. No. For those, these are old men. There's like that weird nurse one. So your dad finds him in a building Anybody in that house? He knocked down get murdered. Were there any skeletons around there?

Was it? Did a spirit leave the wall when he grabbed it? It was abandoned like we didn't know like anything about the house at all He was just hired to like vacate it and like knock down some walls. So just to talk this out a little bit, do you not see this as all horror movies like this start or no? Yeah, no, like I totally do and I love horror movies but like I don't know. I see them and I'm like they're creepy but like I don't feel like I haven't gotten to death yet. It's been like five years since I've had them. So you feel good with them.

You like them. Yeah, they're my babies, you know? Okay, that's by the way, we're all flagging that, but why don't we just get a little bit. If they're your babies, Angie, cut them off the wall because they're hanging by their goddamn necks. Yeah, they are from the 40s and have passed. Okay, so they're your babies.

Now we have lost your husband in this conversation that has irked us all to some degree. No, it not irked me. Sure, Jake seems, Jake's in. I don't like the hair. Yep, the real hair? Yeah, nobody does. But what is the question though?

Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out how to convince my husband to let me just slay them in the house. Because right now they're just like in the basement. And I want to do this. Let's do this. Let's do this. Angie, just start.

Gareth, you're the husband. Let's just see what happens. Okay. So can I hang up my baby? No. Thank you so much, Andrew. Let's try something. Wait, you guys are supposed to be helping me.

Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. No, I was just going to say, what is great about this situation is that every part of it is like, the husband's right. But we need to help you figure out how to hang your dolls. And, and, Andrew, we are on your side here. So you want to hang them up. Your husband likes them in the basement. Have you brought it up to him? Have you talked to him about this? Yeah, no, like at least like every week or so. Every week. I'll be like, Hey, like, how about these babies, you know, like, because he has band practice

in the basement. So like all of his bandmates are like walking by this case of babies and they're obviously naturally have questions. So I'm like, well, why don't we give them a space and that way, you know, they're not just creeping in the basement. They can at least be creeping in the main floor. Where do you want them? Do you got a spot? I have a spot that I'm thinking, yeah, like in our, you're going to think I'm so crazy.

We have a room for our cat. So I was going to put- Oh, you just got Gareth back. Okay, so you have a room for your cat? And lost me and you what yeah, by the way, yeah We switched. Yeah, we really have so you have a room for your cat and you're like put it in the cat room Perfect perfect. Yeah, I thought like, you know, that's chill, right? And he won't have to see it because he doesn't really go in the cat's room because have you pitched this idea to him yet? Yeah, but he still just like really doesn't

want them displayed anywhere. I have a pitch. I have one too. Go ahead. Okay. This is a real pitch. It's going to sound like I'm making a joke, but I'm not. Hang it up in the cat room without telling him when he asks about it, say you didn't do it. room without telling him when he asks about it say you didn't do it he goes it'll take him a couple days because he's not in there and then he'll go hey did you hang up the dolls in the cat room and you go no just see what I was it's creepy okay crazy right but it's already out there. He doesn't go in the room. Here's my pitch and When he's gone Put in literally put a nail in the wall and hang them up in your bedroom He's gonna come home and he's gonna fuck is going on and be like, I don't know

I just like you know, the more that when you said no to the cat room I was like, yeah, that doesn't make sense and you I feel like it's weird in the basement cuz you're always so I thought our room After you have that discussion he'll compromise down to any other room, you'll be able to go cat room. No problem. Or start taking them out and putting them around the house. Like little elf on a shelf. Oh, okay. So that's where, but that's where like, okay, what if I'm like unleashing them?

Like what if the zip ties like are there for a reason? Yeah, like that's where I get a little freaked out because I don't want to I'm close to them, but I don't want to get too close. And you tell me I need I need the truth now. We need to get to planet Earth for a second because I believe I believe there's a reality to that fear. What percentage of you in real life is afraid that you might be unleashing some evil dark spirit if you unhook their neck chain? Are we talking 5%, 15%, 50%? Where are you at? You know those dolls way more than us.

Yeah, I would say five. I mean like, five percent. That's honest. Yeah, but you never know, right? I mean. I agree. Once you start, you can't go back. Exactly. So you're, you're a no on cutting the next because 5% you might unleash the beast. And also they're really fragile. I don't want to break them because some of their arms are falling off. So I don't want to like, what do you, what do you, okay. What do you think about just literally why it, yeah, it is wild, but I'm actually,

I mean, this is, you know, I'm a little shocked at you at this call Jake You're very you're you sound you're very understanding to this call. I feel like normally you would be like Angelica you get the dolls out of your goddamn house. It's did you like well, I mean I like the idea Well, I've had some weird artwork man. Okay, I used to be in the clowns. Oh I used to have a lot of clown artwork and a lot of people didn't like it. I'd go to Salvation Armies. If there was ever a clown, I would have it.

What the fuck? Yeah. OK. That's a shame you're not calling in. But I hear what you're saying. I think there's a weird connection to your dad. I think it's funky. It's weird looking. It's five percent scary. You want them up there. Them living in the basement with his band makes no sense because then he's celebrating it and using it,

but you're not. The cat room seems like a perfect compromise. Here's what I think you should do to start, Angie. Take it out of the basement, put it in the living room, up, lean it against the wall. And he goes, what is going on with that? And you're going, I want it on one of these walls. I want it out against the wall. And he goes, what is, what's going on with that? And you're going, I want it on one of these walls. I want it out of the basement. I just want to start the conversation and tell them where you want it. I would like it in the cat room. What do you think of that? What do you think of just bringing it out of the basement and seeing what happens?

I love that. And I have tried that like once before before and he just kind of laughed at me. I want I have two more pitches. I like the idea of of as I already pitched putting it somewhere where he's like no and then you go cat room. Yeah. What you could also do is you could have a friend come over and you could have it out and set it up. So your friend is like, Oh, those are awesome.

Like kind of stack that moment a little bit. So that gives you a little bit more leverage to be like, Oh yeah, maybe we should put it somewhere. What you could also do is we could have him call the show and we could try to pitch in that direction, Jake, and try to sell him on it I think that's interested. It's also the fact that it's worth two grand. Yeah is That's my feature to maybe highlight. Here's where I think we're kind of at Angie either You're just bringing it up. You're starting the conversation

Or I kind of think I like Gareth you hang it in the bedroom and You just he goes, what are you doing? That's disgusting and you go. Well, I need to hang it up I can't be in the basement anymore. I don't feel right about it. And then hopefully he says well can't be here and you go fine I guess we can put it in the cat room Go ahead Gareth maybe on top of that. Just say it was facedown the last time you went down there You think one of his bandmates knocked it over? Oh Okay, so it's kind on the band a little bit. Keep going, Jake.

Angie, help us out here a little bit. What are you thinking? Where's your head at? I don't know. Cause like part of me is like, Oh, I don't want to make him like uncomfortable. But so, you know, it's, I feel like the cat's room would be the perfect place. Cause my cat is pretty chill. And there's kind of like an empty wall space happening.

So it would fit there. What was that, wait, hold on. Why is that a reaction? I made a face, Angelica. And it was not a public face. But now if we're going to dissect it, the reason why I made the face is because the cat is not going to give a fuck what's in its room

That's not true though like cuz he's definitely like I had a Lego thing happening in there He's fucking so mess with it. He'll knock shit down Like it's definitely not he's not going to go. I don't want this on the wall in my room, but he might scratch at it Exactly. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Don't thank him because I thought you had a cat. I thought you were a cat guy. I do. I do have a I very support. I'm trying to get the fucking thing in the cat room as much as anybody. Angelica, OK, we all want your weird, haunted hair dolls

to end up in the cat room. OK, the way to do it is not to just go, I want to put it in the cat room. You tried that. He said, no, we're talking about how do we make that seem like the best case scenario to him. That to me is kind of the goal. And the cat, I don't think is going to give a shit if you hang your dolls in there. I got something, Angie. Even if it attacks your legos. Go ahead. What if, what if one night you plan a little date night, Ooh, Campbell's home cooked meal or order from your favorite place. Hungry root.

Yeah. Gareth stop advertising. We're not talking about rocket money. But we're not talking about rocket money right now. If you get hurt, we're not talking about Zoc Doc. Well, Jacque, Jacque, and I learned that from Babbel.com. This episode is sponsored by Hulu. Maybe they go to hotel.com.

Go use pretty litter or booking.com not hotel. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty litter for this one. Let's get back to it. Yeah. Here's what I'm thinking.

What's a great date night? How could you host something? What are we calling this husband of yours? What's his name? His name is Austin. Austin. Cool name. Gareth's favorite city. So you got Austin and what's his dream date night with his lovely wife Angie? What are you guys doing? We do really like just making like a home cooked meal together. Like we'll usually make a nice salmon with veggies and potatoes.

And yes. Um, this isn't really super romantic, but we just like sit on the couch and watch like law and order at the U and like over and over and we just watched like binge watch that and that's our idea of like a romantic night. Okay. But so you create this night where you got some law and order on, you got some food on, maybe you're wearing something that's a little frisky,

you got the cat in the cat room. Human hair. Human hair, everything's gone good. And right at the peak of the night, you say, you know, there's something you could do for me. And he says, Oh, okay. Ooh, what is it?

Can I? You know what I love about Angelica? Every time there's a pitch, she's like, oh, even when we're both like, I don't know where this is going. That's good. I support it. Very supportive. Because what Jake is pitching is a way to give your husband, it's to edge your husband with your weird hair dolls.

Yes. What I'm trying to get to is a really nice moment when you're in a really good zone and then you say, this would mean a lot to me. You know, we could also do we could make a little video for him. Yeah. And we could do it as baby doll and little weird guy. And the video, oh, you know, we could do we could just have a video of baby doll and little weird guy them and we're doing the voices. Oh, and we go back and forth yes but like it's just the whole clip he gets is not you and me it's them too yes yes should we do

that yes and then would you send that to him because all we're trying to do is we're yeah can can you even get it so it's just those two cuz that's baby doll and well, that's not little weird guy But who are you there? You're definitely the ginger. I don't know ginger picnic ginger picnic Your ginger picnic and what did you call me again fat little baby or something big I think big fat baby I think big fat baby big fat baby works. I mean just to be fair this baby has Chernobyl head. Yeah There's what we're gonna do You're gonna say I would like you to watch I mean the smell on these dolls has I mean just seeing them up

I'm gonna mail them to you. I think you keep these things the fuck away from me. Do you understand me Angie? I'm with you I think you're sending your little ginger little ginger, baby Yeah, a little ginger picnic. Okay, Garrett. Let's do this. We are going we are talking to Austin We're talking to Austin and the point is we're trying to get Austin to understand that it's time that we get out of the basement We hang on the wall in the cat room, right in the cat room Okay, actually instead of saying cat room, you just say geo's room sure geo yeah yes my cat okay all right gareth in three and two austin austin hi hi it's remember us from the basement Hi, Austin. It's big fat baby and ginger picnic and boy. Oh boy

We're tired is hiding in the shadows downstairs. Hey ginger picnic member when we lived in that abandoned house Yeah, yeah, we were in the wall and then and jealous But now now we're in the basement, we hear the band. And we hear the band, we are not cursed. We don't bring curses just because we were found in the walls of a condemned home, doesn't matter. My neck hurts. Yeah, both of our necks hurt because they are-

Can't breathe. We are really trapped in here. Anyway, we wanna go into Go's room. Please let us Hey Austin, yeah, please hang us on the Geo's wall won't hurt you Come on now big fat babies. No need to turn it violent. We have no interest in affecting you or your lovely wife Austin don't cut the neck cuz then we come out and play at night get you listen Let's keep it. Let's keep it to our talking points and by the well we smell for sure But in Geo's room, it'll just smell like cat just leave the place

I guess where it is might come here in the nighttime three in the morning cut my neck free Stop it. Stay on track. So, Austin, please put us in Geo's room. It would make Angelica very happy. And it won't matter much because your cat has a room. Things have to be going pretty good. I love you, Austin. All right.

We can we can. Fat babies. Mike, this crazy. Can we hang on the wall? By please was in Geo's room. Thanks, Austin. We wish you the best Andrew, what do you think? Will you try to send that and see what he says and then maybe we can have him on Yeah, no, that was incredible Be so happy. Okay. So here's what I think. Here's what I think could happen. I

Think it could be a fun thing for him. It's a weird thing. He's watching a video. It's a super strange night. And then because of the memory of it, you could go, but can I really hang it on Geo's wall? Why don't we just try it? And then I think this could work. Why don't you have it in the living room and then that'll prompt this conversation and you could show them the video of Ginger Picnic and Big Fat Baby, who I think is a real problem.

I made a mistake there. It was just so funny to see them and hear our voices. Seeing them was a problem for me. Seeing them has been a problem for me. I'm not kidding. I'll never forget them. And that's not okay. So Angie, will you follow up with us of how it goes? We can get you this clip of just Ginger Picnic and Big Fat Baby. We'll just get you the audio of that. Maybe play it for him and get his take and see what's happening. I think if you say after that video, I know that was really weird

I would really like it on Geo's wall. Can you please just let me do that? If I'm him I have to say yeah, you've called in a show I mean it you definitely I think it adds a bit of seriousness to all of even though again big fat baby was Out of line hot mouth. What do you got over there? I've just like I'm tired from laughing so hard. Yeah This was incredible Andrei I'm I'm so just having a great time right now great So we're gonna get we're gonna get you this video and let's let's win here. Yep Get show them the video and then let us know how it goes. Okay

What I would really love is after you show them the video, take a photo of it on the wall in Gio's room so that that's part of the victory and then hopefully we'll do a follow-up with you. Yep. Perfect. I love that. Alright. Thank you, buddy. I Go by Sarah you go by Sarah. Hello you go by Sarah Okay, here's all going on so We I was calling the first time because my best friend was having a spider-man being that's right party And yes, and during the podcast the first time you guys best friend was having a Spider-Man theme bachelorette party. Ah, and yes. And during the podcast, the first time you guys kept calling her Sarah, but her name is Camara. Ah, so we're laughing about that.

And then you awkwardly answered the phone as we were having that conversation. Oh, this was the Spider-Man. This is the Spider-Man one where I was going to dress up like the Green Goblin And Gareth is gonna go and this Should be I've heard some of this resolution because this was a Chattanooga. Yes. What was your name again? I'm sorry. Is it it's not Sarah or Camaro. I'll tell you that Abby Abby that I knew it started with an A Okay, and so I was gonna do it, and then I ended up basically having to leave

right after the show, like rush out of there. And so I came up with a contingency. So why don't you take over, Abby, and tell the fellas what happened here? Yeah, for sure. So we actually watched you run to your Uber. So that was pretty entertaining. Hold on, Abby. Abby. Yeah. What does that mean? I'm asking him if there's a follow up. He ran out of the comedy club to an Uber.

Well, the show was over, right? And we were sitting in the street right before the bar to open, and out of nowhere, Garth just sprints to the car. It was like his pants are on fire. I had to go. Where? I had to, I, it's a long, crazy story, but basically I had to take a red eye. Oh, so you had to get to the, so you finished the show and you had to sprint to the Uber. I had to wrap the show up a little earlier than usual and I get movement. Yeah. Okay. So you saw him run to the Uber. I had to wrap the show up a little earlier than usual and then get moving.

Oh, okay, I got you. Yeah. Okay. So you saw him run to an Uber. Yeah, we saw him run to the Uber and we were like, you know, bye, Garrett, and then the bar opened. Across the street, so they go to the bar, yep.

So the bar where the Bachelor party was was literally across the street from the comedy club. Correct. Yes, it was. Walking distance, it? Yes. It was walking. It was great Fun and so you guys so you ladies went and saw the stand-up show We did and it was great 10 10 recommends for anybody Traveling go to a show gareth Reynolds dot-com see the man live. That's right

Just wrapped up a tour by the way, that was at the comedy catch at Chattanooga and it was a lot of fun That was really fun. And if you're thinking of talking to him after, be careful because he will sprint to an Uber. I got to run. I don't have time. I'm like a beetle. So he finishes the show. And then what happened with The Bachelorette Party?

I remember the original call was having a bachelorette party? I remember the original call was having a bachelorette party Spider-Man themed. Gareth was going to say if he can, he was going to go as one of the characters. Right. And Gareth did agree. He had fully planned on being there, which I had bought a Green Goblin outfit. Incredible. So I had the outfit ready to go, but then plans changed. But that's the best part of the story, honestly, because we go to the bar, right?

And we still have our bachelorette party planned. We're still hanging out with our friends. The bar opened up just for us. And so it was Spider-Man themed. It was wonderful and then out of nowhere Gareth opener Luke comes in and Gareth's green goblin did you this so this was planned Gareth yes this was the contingency plan now my green goblin size I think was a medium there was not enough time to adjust.

Do you have any pictures of it, Abby? Yeah, we have footage. OK, OK, OK, here we go. Here's Tamara. Oh, I thought that was Luke. Not Luke, nope. There we go. I think that's Luke.

Hey, there's Luke. So just and behind the outfit, Luke couldn't zip it up necessarily Can you just keep playing it? Yeah. Yeah, so this will be on the YouTube, but there's a really fun-looking party going on There's not a lot of people in that bar. I'll tell you that no And they open just for them Dancing at the Green Goblin. There's beer Okay shots Luke is dancing as the Green Goblin. There's beer pong. This is just hysterical. OK, shots.

So she's having a lot of fun, obviously. I mean, she seems low. He's having the time of her life. Luke drinking a shot through. All right, good. There's a great goblin mouth hole. All right, good for Luke. So this feels like a real win.

It was a it was a real win. Did you get to a part yet where Luke did the split? Yes Yeah, but that explains why he went to the hospital that night I didn't understand that until just now and so Abby it sounds like the Bachelorette spider-man theme you who knows that could have been gareth that has a mask on so like every true superhero. They run off and then they appear I got to tell you something. There is no luke Gareth is like also the opener. That's right. Whoa Yeah, so it was gareth at at your thing. We accomplished the thing. Yeah, we landed the plane Yes Abby tells how you're feeling about this one Accomplished the thing. Yep. We landed the plane. Yes

Abby tells how you're feeling about this one You know, I feel so good that I think we're actually gonna throw her a second one in Nashville That's how good I feel. What excuse me allowed to bachelor apart. Did she already get married? Do make the rules why can't we have to back for that party respect? He's a doctor She's gone through so much. He deserves that you back for that party Okay, that sounds great. Gareth the available for the one in Nashville. No, but I believe my Opener who's not real Luke Simmons is available. So we can do it. What's his website? I don't know if he has one I think he's Luke H Simmons on website. I don't know if he has one. I think he's Luke H. Simmons on Instagram. So if you're looking for a new Green Goblin, you got it. Abby, we appreciate the call. Yes, I'm glad

it worked out. It seems like it worked out great. It was so fun. You guys gave the best of ice. It was a great time. I love it. We appreciate the call. All the best to you. You too. Bye, guys Thanks Abby. Bye. We're Here to Help is hosted by Jake Johnson. And Gareth Reynolds. The show is produced and edited by Kevin Bartelt. And the associate producer and editor is A.J. McKeon. Our social media director is Caitlin Tanwakeo. And our video editor is John De Bruyne.

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