What's New Podcast - 100th episode LIVE from Las Vegas!

Episode Date: June 6, 2021

What's New Pod records its 100th episode LIVE in Las Vegas!...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bortz, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric, aka Soundwave. He also works on the Woody Show. And joining us is Randy, who's a radio DJ on Alt 987 in Los Angeles.
Starting point is 00:00:29 And he works on The Woody Show. Plus, live in person from Houston, Texas. His name is Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T, everybody. Heavy T! Heavy T! Nice to join us, Heavy T. What's up, guys? Eric has already been super frustrated. This has been like a trip for him. For Tyler, pretty much. I'm so happy because we're in Vegas, but I'm so mad. What's up, guys? Eric has already been super frustrated. This has been like a trip for him.
Starting point is 00:00:46 For Tyler, pretty much. I'm so happy because we're in Vegas, but I'm so mad because Tyler's here. I know. True. This is our 100th episode of our podcast. Thank you, everybody, for coming out today. Yeah, that's awesome. We're at Lazy Dog Restaurant on Las Vegas Boulevard.
Starting point is 00:01:05 And joining us today also is my good friend Elvis, who I've known for over 20 years. He's helping out. Elvis, you can get on the microphone. It's okay. You really want me on the mic? Yeah, go. This guy's a character, man. I met him yesterday, and I've never been more happy to meet somebody.
Starting point is 00:01:15 So when you say character, what do you mean by that? I mean you're a personality, man. So are you coming on to me right now? Is that what's going on here? Some of the stories, man, that you told me yesterday, I might be coming on to you, honestly. What's funny is Menace always talks about those old radio stories,
Starting point is 00:01:28 and I always think to myself, where are these from? Who is it with? And now there's finally a face to the story. I have proof right here. And I apologize for that. There's one story that I didn't share with you guys.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Oh, okay. I went over to Elvis' house one time and we were drinking. No, we weren't. And we were drinking. He gave me a ride home after he was sober. I wasn't. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:01:50 I was hammered. And he had a rental. And I threw up in the rental. Remember? Oh, I do. I remember that. Right to the right of the door, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Statue of limitations has passed. So you can talk about this. You know what's cool is that I got mine with menace at night. So it didn't matter. For sure. Go ahead. For sure. And ahead. For sure. And a rental car is a rental car.
Starting point is 00:02:07 You pay extra. You pay for the insurance, dude, and you turn it in just upside down. I remember it. It was pink chunks. Yeah. And I don't know what he was eating. Most likely some fast food. No, you had some nice appetizers when he came in your house.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Well, I did. My ex-wife did. Yeah. I'm not going to put on nice appetizers for a slob like you. Good God. I don't remember that, but now that you said it, I do. Yeah, for sure. Thank you so much, Elvis.
Starting point is 00:02:34 You've always been there for me. Thank you for helping us today. Yesterday, we went to Elysian Stadium and that was an experience in itself. You can see a lot of video at the Woody Show on Instagram, on my Instagram, at Menace. And then I'm sure you guys are going to be putting stuff together for at-tales. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:02:51 So here's the problem about doing all this stuff. So we're in Vegas, and we go to Allegiant Stadium. We tour the locker room. We tour the stadium. We're probably one of 20 people who have been to SoFi and Allegiant Stadium. We leave Allegiant Stadium, and now I'm in Vegas, and now I'm trashed in like an hour. And I'm like, crap, I didn't put together a video for Tailgater. So Tailgater will have it up eventually.
Starting point is 00:03:10 It's probably going to be stitched from footage from Eric, myself, and Tyler. It will be there eventually. It's called teamwork, people. I mean, I don't want to give away too much, but I'm just saying if you take a tour, you get inside the Raiders locker room, you'll be blown away. Absolutely. It's insane.
Starting point is 00:03:26 It looks better than, Eric's been quoting it, better than any nightclub that we've been to, right? Yeah. Every place we visited in Allegiant Stadium was better than my apartment, to be honest. Yeah. Oh, I know. There was one suite that literally looked like a house. We walked right over the floors and everything. Yeah, we got to go into Mark Davis' suite.
Starting point is 00:03:42 That was so cool. Yeah, it was super legit. So you go into this suite, and it's on the 50-yard line, right? And so it's this super cool suite. Marble floors, marble countertops. You've got a cook in the back, a fridge. And then you have these two bucket Lazy Boy seats in the front of the suite. Literally, it's just like, okay, that's where Mark Davis is going to sit.
Starting point is 00:03:59 That's where, I don't know if he's married or whatever. But I'm like, yeah, we're sitting there. We're just rubbing the leather. Yeah, get our greasy hands all over this. Well, here's another thing. He hasn't even been in there yet. Yeah, so that's the thing that's a little bit more of a flex is the tour guide had told us.
Starting point is 00:04:13 He's like, yeah, Mark Davis hasn't even sat in this seat yet because there were no fans allowed at the stadium last year. So we've been in his own suite before he has. Imagine that. You're the owner of the Raiders, and Tyler's greasy hands have been all over your seat before you even sit in your chair. You know what's really...
Starting point is 00:04:26 Why does it smell like ho-hos and ding-dongs and stuff? What I love the most, though, is that we got to see all the lounges and it really does feel like sort of a club vibe. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Because the tour guide taught us that right out of the locker room, they walk through one of the lounges and this lounge is so open and it's really nice and looks... They said it's the most
Starting point is 00:04:42 exclusive lounge during the games and it's the championship lounge. Yeah, it's super dope. And then I was a big fan of the Twitch lounge because, you know, I love Twitch. But then it's really cool because, like, regardless of where you are, it's nice. It feels clean, futuristic,
Starting point is 00:04:55 and you have a great view of the field from the bar. So super blown away. I loved it. It was legit. And I'm sure you're going to do... Major props to your blog, your video blog. We'll see how many videos he does. He came out strong on his Instagram.
Starting point is 00:05:09 Well, check it out. So I was thinking to myself, I'm like, I always say I don't have enough time to sit down and fully produce something. Everything might be half-assed. So I might as well just call it a half-assed vlog. So I'm like, well, like on the comments, someone was like, this sounds like it was recorded off a phone. I'm like, it was recorded off a phone. It was brilliant. And I texted Randy and said, this may be the best thing you've ever done. I was so happy and proud and impressed.
Starting point is 00:05:29 Like you finally figured out how to get past your laziness enough to get something done. Embrace it. He texted me and I said, this is really good. You might be onto something right here. If you actually keep it up, it'll be awesome. My favorite thing too, is that most of the time when I share my ideas, people are like, that doesn't make any sense. I'm like, well, let me put it together and then let me know what you think. Yeah, that's why I've told you time and time again, never share your ideas. Just do them.
Starting point is 00:05:52 The best part about his blog was, or his vlog, was that in the middle of it, he's like, yeah, you know, so I'm going to try to keep going, doing this, but, you know, maybe, you know, half-assed. So I was like, oh, that makes sense. So half-assed response, right? Half-assed vlog. So everything we're talking about is at HeyRandall on Instagram. Stop saying Randall.
Starting point is 00:06:09 It's Randall. It's Randall. People have been commenting. They'll be like, or they DM me like, Hey, R-A-N, apostrophe, Dow. I'm like, no, it's just Randall. We got to continue talking about the stadium tour real quick. Now, there was a moment where there was somebody asking some trivia. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:06:25 And I thought I would jump in with an answer. So what happened? I almost died. So in the middle of this tour, we're literally in Allegiant Stadium, home of the Raiders, brand new, bells and whistles. Also very clear Raider fans on this tour. Oh, yeah, dude. Yeah, very, very Raider fans.
Starting point is 00:06:41 So they go, hey, guys, so a little bit of Raider trivia. So, you know, who's the only active player on the Raiders roster? So now he's on the Raiders that has ever won the Heisman Trophy. You know, it's kind of a little quiet
Starting point is 00:06:51 and Menace jumps in and goes, Jamarcus Russell! And everybody on the tour, like, so we have guys in tank tops, we have guys with Raider tattoos, we have guys who are just drunk.
Starting point is 00:07:01 There's a group of guys I swear were drunk on tour. Yeah. They, their necks whipped back so hard, and they glared at him. They're like, yo, dog, they're going to kick you out of the tour. What did you just say? Dude, I was dying.
Starting point is 00:07:13 I had to hide behind a pillar because I was laughing and sweating so hard. I have never thrown my hands over my face saying, I cannot believe he just said that. I thought Tyler was going to keel over. I was dying laughing. I was so funny. And just to recap for people that don't know who Jamarcus Russell is, he's like one of the biggest busts in NFL history, right? Waste of space in the NFL.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Number one pick for the Raiders. And then he just bombed. Jamarcus Russell, dude, I heard people's heads look back at menace like they were about to throw him out of Allegiant Stadium. Yeah, because I'm walking out of the restroom and I people talk like i'll throw you out fool what's going on randy was in the bathroom he's like what just happened so then we went on the field and then i mean we're straight up laying in the middle of the field in the middle of the stadium we're laying on the logo the 50 yard line logo which is pretty cool it was legit check out all the
Starting point is 00:08:01 photos once again so we're exiting through the gift shop. I spot one of those big, huge chains, right? It's one of those big Raiders chains that has the logo on it, Las Vegas. And I go, Tyler, you got to get one of those for the rest of the weekend. You got to wear it. He's like, I don't know, man. I don't know. And then so it's just Tyler and I together. And I was like, dude, just do it. I go, I'll pay you 50 bucks if you wear it. And he goes, all right, I'll do it. I'm not going to lie. I'm a whore for money. So we're standing in the checkout aisle.
Starting point is 00:08:30 And then I'm like, oh, damn it. Eric and Randy just spotted us. And guess what? Eric starts screaming. Screaming in the Raiders image store. What were you saying? He's a Falcons fan. He's a phony.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Dude, this dude is next to pay for this dumb Raiders chain. And all these Raiders fans are in the store. The same dudes that we were on the tour with that were, I'm sure were drunk. One guy wore his sunglasses the entire tour and they were yelling and making jokes about, we went into the Raiderettes locker room and he made a couple jokes. I'm like, oh, this guy's drunk.
Starting point is 00:08:59 You don't say the stuff you're saying sober. And they're around us. I'm like, Tyler's a Falcons fan. He's a falcons fan he's a phony and he's a big fat phony phony and it was it was the most awkward thing ever and i'm looking at the damn chain on his neck right now and it still pisses me off yeah so we uh we met up some listeners last night and he was rocking it at the casino right he was taking because people were going up to him raiders fans were like oh hey what's up oh, hey. Like, he was a legit Raiders fan. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:26 I think the most aggravating thing is that, like, you posted a picture, and in the picture, he's wearing the chain. You can see his California Angels tattoo, along with, like, the hint of, like, his Washington Nationals logo tattoo, which is really a wittier baseball tattoo. It doesn't matter, because what's the phrase we're using all weekend, Menace? What did I tell you? You're a bitch.
Starting point is 00:09:43 Drowning in drip, bro. Oh, okay. Drowning in drip, bro. Drowning in drip. The problem with Tyler is Tyler is educated in 2012, 2013 meme culture. So he's like, I'm drowning in drip, dog. What does that even mean? So the master plan is after we record today, we're going to go and get more chains for him. So make sure you follow at what's new pod on Instagram. That's at what's new pod on Instagram. That's at What's New Pod on
Starting point is 00:10:05 Instagram. And you're going to see how many chains we can fit on Tyler. Yeah, we need to make a pit stop at a gas station and I'm going to hang so many air fresheners from this chain. The problem is because we are in Vegas and he has a Las Vegas Raiders chain, no one calls him out on it. Everyone's like, yeah, sick chain, which only just
Starting point is 00:10:21 aggravates Eric and I even more. Aside from this embarrassment, let's not take away the though, like a big shout out to Las Vegas Raiders for that awesome tour. So thanks for taking us, man. It was awesome. Hell yeah. There was a part yesterday that did suck because we didn't get to celebrate Bort's birthday. So let's sing him happy birthday, everybody.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Thanks, guys. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear boy. I feel so old. Happy birthday to you. Thank you, guys. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:11:01 Yeah, yeah. So you flew in this morning. Yeah. Yeah. How was that? How was the flight? It was dope. But the funny thing was, you told me I had to get here by the time the podcast ended.
Starting point is 00:11:10 I said, of course, I'll do it. But that means I have to leave with the first flight possible. So I was up at 4.30 this morning. Nice. After sleeping for two hours. Two hours, yeah. How was your birthday? It was great, man.
Starting point is 00:11:22 It was good. I was able to spend time with my family and celebrate with them, which was great. I got a couple hours to sleep in, which was great. I got to be at work and see some of you, which was great. I didn't have to see Tyler, which was great. That's the best. Yeah. That was the biggest birthday gift of all.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Yeah. And then I went to dinner with my wife and my wife made me a birthday cake. She likes to make me birthday cakes every year, right? Uh-huh. She made me, the only way I can describe it is weaponized diabetes. Okay. Because it was like confetti cake, super soft and moist, but then on
Starting point is 00:11:51 top, the frosting is just like so intense and so sugary. I got halfway through the slice and I had the sugar shakes. So you're telling me it's way better than that vegan cake that Randy got you that one year. I mean, that was also a very nice cake, but it was just like this. Grab bread and cake. And I'm like vegan cake. Oh, cool. Cause I'm vegan. Oh wait, no, I'm not. But it was delicious. It's
Starting point is 00:12:15 awesome. And as I got here this morning, not eating, I was like, God, I wish I had that liquid diabetes right now. It'd be so good. But yeah, it was great. How's the experience seeing Tyler face to face? Um, right when you got, you know, to Vegas, keep in mind, I missed you, Brett. out with myself. It'd be so good. How was the experience seeing Tyler face-to-face right when you got to Vegas? Keep in mind, I missed you, Brett, so much. It was fun. It was such a build and burn because I got to see different people at different times. I got to see Spicy Nacho first.
Starting point is 00:12:35 Then I got to see Eric and Dr. Sunshine. Then Randy and Gio. Then Tyler. And immediately it just dropped because Tyler looks so disheveled. Okay. And he didn't even have his chain on yet, and he looked like he crawled out of the swamp. So I'm glad you addressed this. So yesterday, we're down, we're mingling with everyone, we're drinking. Tyler tells me, he's like, yo, you guys going to go eat soon?
Starting point is 00:12:56 I'm like, maybe, not sure. He says his strategy to never be hungover, never be messed up the following day is eat as much greasy food as possible. Right? So this guy goes out. I don't know what you ate. He ate my leftovers because I just saw him randomly walking out for half a chicken panini sandwich. So this morning rolls along and we're downstairs in the sports book with Eric, just kind of
Starting point is 00:13:14 chilling. This dude strolls in. You would have swore. Yeah, man. This guy just woke up from hibernation, man. He was like, yeah, like disheveled. Who looked worse yesterday? Randy or Tyler?
Starting point is 00:13:24 Randy looked pretty tough yesterday. Randy was dead. Yeah, I was literally dead, though. We worked the full shift to the Woody show, and then we sprinted across the desert to make the Asian tour. I give Randy mad props. I don't know how he stayed awake during just the drive alone. You right now, compared to Randy yesterday,
Starting point is 00:13:39 Randy looks like a supermodel. You looked tough this morning, man. I forgot my sunglasses at the hotel. I think the difference is that Randy had a full day. Tyler literally slept, woke up eight, went back to sleep
Starting point is 00:13:50 and woke up and I looked at him like, we're about to go record a podcast. I know. You look literally like Swamp Thing arising from the swamp.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Didn't we predict this? Didn't we predict this? We did. Yeah, we said this on the previous podcast. Okay, but I'm here. I'm talking. Thank God radio
Starting point is 00:14:03 doesn't have to have a face. He is actually saying more words than two. Yes, I'm glad to be here. I missed all you guys, all right? He flew in from Texas for the Morongo one, and how many times did he speak on the Morongo podcast? Half. But I was also worried about these guys. So every single time
Starting point is 00:14:17 we go somewhere, it just so happens I show up a day later, right? And usually everyone's destroyed. I'm like, oh great. Everyone's wrecked already. I'm surprised that nobody else is really wrecked right now. I know. Menace is rested besides the voice issue. Honestly, though, last night I was hanging out with the listeners.
Starting point is 00:14:35 I look around. I go, where is everybody? I'm the only one still here with the listeners. I went to go get some food, and I was just exhausted. Oh, Eric was turned up. I was trash. I was hammered. He was so upset because he was upset
Starting point is 00:14:45 he lost us on that right look props slippers props to your fiance props to Doc Sunshine for wrangling both of us yeah
Starting point is 00:14:53 so after this we're gonna go meet up with some people we're gonna go to a pool and we got here a few minutes early and then we were a few minutes late
Starting point is 00:15:01 to come record the podcast here at Lazy Dog again shout out to Lazy Dog make sure you shout out to Lazy Dog. Make sure you check out Jolene's Wings, by the way. Their delivery service. You can get alcohol and wings.
Starting point is 00:15:11 It rules. Just look up Jolene's Wings. But I go to Tyler. I go, Tyler, you bring all your swim stuff? And he's like, yeah, yeah. Where's your, you know, your sandals? He's like, oh, bro, I don't need no sandals. I'm just gonna wear my shoes. I go, dude, it's 105 degrees. Yeah, I did not think that would do it.
Starting point is 00:15:27 You're not going to be able to walk around the pool with no sandals. I go, let's just get them. And he goes, all right. So we're at, like, Saks Fifth Avenue. And we got him some, like, some sandals. And then we go up to the register. And they're like, oh, where are you guys going? And we're like, oh, we got to go to a pool, meet up with some people.
Starting point is 00:15:42 He forgot sandals. He's like, oh, yeah, dude go to a pool meetup with some people. He's got sandals. He's like, oh, yeah, dude. Dumb ass. You need sandals. The cashier looks at me. He's like, oh, yeah, you don't want to be that idiot. I just kind of looked at him like, cool. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Do you own a pair of sandals? I don't because I specifically hate them. There we go. No, but I hate the way my feet look. That's why. Who cares? They're feet, bro. Hashtag boy hands.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Hashtag. You know the beauty about feet? You don't have to look at them when you do anything. Brett gets to see his feet, and Brett hates sandals. I'm sitting next to Brett in sandals right now. I feel like Brett, I can feel him glaring at me. I have not looked down once, and I'm not going to. Here's your thing, too, Tyler.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Even if you cross your feet right now, I'm not looking down. Tyler, here's your other positive, too. You got a gut. You looked down. You came into your toes. So what are you worried about so much? I think the only thing worse today would be if everybody was wearing Crocs. Then I'd be losing it right now.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Also, I'm slowly losing the gut. Randy, leave me alone. Oh, yeah. Randy's getting shade online. Have you seen this? I know. I'm so mad. So Tyler obviously adopted Menace's foolproof cross your arms fat guy pose.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Leave me alone. Dude, they're saying that Randy's like three times the size of Tyler. I know. We were taking that picture at Allegiant Stadium. So it's like, okay. Honestly, I think I might have been the crosshands first guy but i'm gonna let that pass okay i feel like yeah so we we signed we stand in front of the end zone at legion stadium and i go okay crosshands and then all of a sudden i see tyler crosshands menace
Starting point is 00:16:54 crosshands i'm like it's like so this is the entire excuse for why rady's bigger than tyler right apparently according to according to the experts on instagram what's our predictions for later today on who's going to be like super wasted that we're going to have? Eric. Eric. It's not even close. Not even close.
Starting point is 00:17:09 I mean, last night, I was getting, I was like, oh, damn, this guy's not going to be able to. You were actually drinking a little bit. I was.
Starting point is 00:17:13 I got a little twisted. At one point, I tried to set down my glass. I'm like, oh, there's no table there. My pick is Eric, but there's one thing that's very contingent.
Starting point is 00:17:21 If Eric loses his bets today, because he's got free drink tickets, he's done. They're all gone. I have like 15 free drink tickets from the MGM in my pocketent. If Eric loses his bets today because he's got free drink tickets, he's done. They're all going. I have like 15 free drink tickets from the MGM in my pocket. And if he loses his ass, he's just going to drink the pain away. But if not, my pick is Tyler.
Starting point is 00:17:32 But the problem is, too, it's like so. Noah Sawyer. So the problem is I haven't had any food, and I'm like five drinks in already for the day. Oh, yeah. I woke up, and I had a White Claw at like 9 a.m. It might have been from last night. It was already open. And then we had champagne on the car.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Oh, yeah. Right over here. That was awesome. Oh, that's right. And then we had champagne on the car right over here. That was awesome. I'm on Doritos and that's it. I had a granola bar. Granola bar. Tyler, have you eaten anything today? I have not, no. Of course not. So my thing when I come to Vegas is I drink my calorie, guys.
Starting point is 00:17:57 So I don't eat a lot of substance. Just drink substance. I mean, this meeting that we have later, there will be food provided. Who's going to eat the most food? Probably me. Tyler. Tyler? Actually, you know what? Yesterday, I was pretty proud of myself. Went to Crack Shack. By the way, Crack Shack, amazing food. I controlled myself, man.
Starting point is 00:18:14 I ate half a sandwich. I'm like, all right, I'm going to cut it off here. Amazing food. Crack Shack, lazy dog as well. I am grabbing food after we're done with this, by the way. I just don't want to get the microphones all sticky. Some hush puppies. The question I was going to ask you, and not to make this podcast only about freaking Tyler, but when you went to go eat your pizza, did Tyler come eat with you?
Starting point is 00:18:30 Yeah, yeah, we were eating. Tyler, you ate half the chicken panini sandwich and the pizza? Yeah, that was all I ate all day. It wasn't a lot. Why is this a bad thing? So that means Tyler is due for a feast today, man. Yeah, he's going to hog out. I want to bring my buddy Elvis back over here. Elvis, you used to be
Starting point is 00:18:46 a big old fat guy and now you're skinny as hell. How'd you do it? Meth. Hell yeah. What's wrong? What are you judging for? What a pack of losers. Now, you know, I went through some crap in 2010, you know, some major stuff and I started drinking
Starting point is 00:19:01 a lot and then, of course, eating greasy food afterwards. I got to over 300 pounds and I decided I got some mental therapy. So what you're saying is that Tyler's notion of alcohol and greasy food probably doesn't work. This guy does mornings. You can't keep up with that. No, you can't.
Starting point is 00:19:17 You do mornings? Okay, yes. I do, but you guys make it sound like I'm drinking every day. That is not the case. Yeah, don't. Well, how old are you? I'm 29. Oh, he was terrible at 29. You're going to slow it down. It'll slow you down. I've already started to slow it down just a little bit. Here's the deal. I just quit the carbs, the rice, potatoes, pasta, and bread, and that
Starting point is 00:19:33 sucks. That's exactly what I'm doing. And no sugar. I've dropped 15 pounds in two weeks. Turn around. I found it. This man ate a pound of fries and then ate an entire pizza last night. He's like, I'm good. I'm good. It's all good.
Starting point is 00:19:47 You know, it's just about moderation. And I had such a bad relationship with food. I know. I mean, it was bad. I mean, and living in San Francisco for so long, it was so much food there. And I mean, it was like, okay, let's start with four drinks before dinner. And let's have a night course dinner. And then let's go out and hit the club till 4 a.m.
Starting point is 00:20:03 And then get back up. Oh, I don't know. At 11, 12. And then let's go out and hit the club till 4 a.m. And then get back up. Oh, I don't know. At 11, 12. And then eat again. It was bad. Can we swap Elvis out for Tyler on the podcast? No. I love this guy.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Oh, we're swapping already. That's cool. Oh, yeah. I also, I think I got my fancy palette from you. Because you used to tell me all these, like, you used to go to all these high-end restaurants back in the day. Spend thousands of dollars. I was a foodie in San Francisco.
Starting point is 00:20:27 I know. My ex-wife and I. And, you know, I got into it. And then you're just like, wait, that was a nine-course dinner there. Yeah. I was like, what did I just eat? I don't care. I know.
Starting point is 00:20:35 2,500-calorie dinner. Yeah, I learned. It's like, oh, my God. But you know what? It's all about balance with food. And I got lucky enough to be in San Francisco. And I went to the California Culinary Academy and I learned how to cook. So I cook a lot too. And now it's like,
Starting point is 00:20:50 it's just about balance and flavors and things like that. And I can describe food better than anybody in the world. Yeah. Oh, I can with sauces. How much do you actually cook at home? I cook a decent little amount. A decent little amount. That is so vague. Like in the microwave? He's Mr. Vague on everything. It's somewhat microwave, somewhat on the stove. Like how he said, oh, I've cut back drinking a little bit. Like that's what, one beer out of 12? It's a lifestyle change.
Starting point is 00:21:12 I haven't bought beer in maybe two months just because I'm trying to cut back. I've tried to tell these younger guys, like, you know, we're seniors. We are. But I try to tell these younger guys, I go, you got to be disciplined about sleep and the way you eat. I do cardio six days a week now. I'm up to six days a week. You won't be able to hang with the morning show schedule. No, you can't because can I get my age out?
Starting point is 00:21:33 Yeah, if you want to. 59. Wow. And so in October. You look not a day over 61. Eat me, please. Like you used to do. Tyler looks way worse than you at 59.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Okay. Listen, you got to slow it down, bro. I know you're enjoying your life, and you're a big morning guy in Houston, and it's like that, but it's going to catch up. It sucks. All right, hold on. So the big thing we're talking about is on Instagram, because of the folded arms pose,
Starting point is 00:21:58 everyone's saying Tyler is more athletic and more in shape than I am, and I'm the rough guy. Can you guess? Go ahead and guess how old I am am and then guess how old Tyler is. He just told me he's 29. How old do you think I am then? You're 25. Damn, he's good. 24. 25.
Starting point is 00:22:12 I was just going by with your content on the podcast. Very juvenile. Hell yeah, there you go. It's okay. You're in Vegas. Eat, drink, do whatever. But it's a lifestyle change, and I had to do it. A buddy of mine at my age just had to have four stints put in his heart because they were almost clogged.
Starting point is 00:22:30 I don't know if you know John Christian. They were 90% close. He could have died. You'll take care of yourself. You'll hit a point where you go, I get a physical every year. I do that so the doctor can put three fingers in me. That's just my thing. It'll come around. It took me a long time.
Starting point is 00:22:47 I'm a good guy. I quit drinking hard alcohol. I don't drink much anymore. I don't do drugs. There's just always that wake up call that hits you. Bingo. Yep. For real. Alright, well I think I'm going to wrap this up because I can't even talk anymore. But I just want to thank everybody for coming out today. Lazy Dog Restaurant Las Vegas Boulevard. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Big shout out to our friend Elvis for helping us out today with the equipment. Shout out to Tyler who's on his phone right now instead of doing the podcast. I'm making day bets.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Who are you talking to? Thanks, Tyler. Where is she beating us? All right. This guy's going to lose his ass today, man. I hope you guys had fun while you're out here in Las Vegas. And I can't wait to hang out with everybody after the podcast, take some photos. And
Starting point is 00:23:27 we're going to do a giveaway on our Instagram because we're going to fly out with a bunch of prizes. So just go to at what's new pod. There's going to be a post that says Lazy Dog on there. Just do hashtag Vegas if you're here or if you're listening to the podcast, just put it in the comments, hashtag Vegas
Starting point is 00:23:43 and you'll be entered for a bunch of contests from Lazy Dog and a bunch of giveaways that we have on our Instagram page right now at whatsnewpod on Instagram and I guess we'll see you next week guys, I'll see you later, bye right on, see ya What's new with medicine?

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