What's New Podcast - 1.5 Million Dollar Job, Woody Show FB Group, Apple Glasses and more!

Episode Date: March 11, 2021

On this episode we talk 1.5 Million Dollar Job, Woody Show FB Group, Apple Glasses and more!

What's new, what's new with Metis? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Metis, I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric, but sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave. He works on The Woody Show. Plus, we have Randy, another edition of The Woody Show, and he's a radio DJ on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles.

What's up? Joining us from Houston, Texas would be Tyler, who works on The Sean Salisbury Show, a sports talk show in the morning in Houston. So now I got to get straight into it because if we talked about something else, I'm just going to think about this the entire time. There was a piece of audio posted on your social media, Tyler, of a statement that you made on the air. And I want to play this piece of audio right now.

Would you care? It's a serious question because you're in this business and I know your ultimate goal is to be on a national level. I'm assuming if ESPN or FS1, if they're bringing you on and they said, hey, Heavy T, we're changing your name from Heavy T to Fat Ass T and we're going to give you things to say so Skip Bayless can attack you and you can put him in a shining light. And oh, by the way, you're making $1.5 million a year. I have too much respect for myself to take that deal. Really? I'm being done on it.

I would pass on it and say I will work my ass to the top my own way instead of taking the cop out way and selling out and taking the money. I'm buying you lunch. Do we have an applause sound? We don't. And I believe you. Well you shouldn't believe him because he's a god damn liar. No.

Dude come on. 1.5 million dollars Probably a lot of lunch. Well, you shouldn't believe him because he's a goddamn liar. No, don't stop it. $1.5 million. You're telling me. You can call me Dick Magician for $1.5 million, dude. You can call me Sword Swallower Menace. I would work in a Baltimore station and go by the name of Lizzie Guzzler for $1.5 million a year. Are you kidding me? You wouldn't go by that name, but yet when you worked on The Woody Show,

you went by Dumbass Tyler. Okay, so Brett brought this up. You have too much respect for yourself. Brett brought this up. There's two things about this. Number one, this was my first radio job in a major market being with you guys on The Woody Show. Number two, I knew my place.

I knew I was at the bottom of the tone did you are you sure here's the hold on hold on my god i also very much earned that nickname because i will be the first to admit i did make a dumb as hell financial decision and that's what became of it and i get it and you know what that nickname at least when i first started out it gave me a little bit of north right exactly that's where that's how people knew who i was you're bearing the lead there you took the dumb ass name so you could get the mic yeah okay but that's how people knew who i was now trust me i didn't know i thought woody might just say that for one day and that would be it. You know, I never.

Well, OK. I didn't know it was Nick Soundwave. Yeah, right. Yeah. OK, so then continued. And we called you Dumbass Tyler on the air constantly. Yeah. And notice how as soon as I got to a new station, didn't even plan for it to be in a new city.

As soon as I got to a new station, I shed myself of that name. And I said, OK, that make that all makes sense all makes sense that you got rid of dumb ass tyler and now you're going by heavy t which is ridiculous not degrading at all yeah not bad whatsoever but now they're throwing in well if you got paid1.5 million and got to be on a national level, you wouldn't take that job because of a name. No, because these guys. No, I'm not. I swear to God. You took a just as a degrading name for 10 minutes of mic time and 16 an hour.

I knew my place and it was my first real, like it was my first legitimate radio job. All right. So let's just recap. Tyler, who has gone by dumbass Tyler for minimum wage, moves to Texas and you get a slight bump in pay to be a producer. Then you get offered an ESPN national gig for $1.5 million. Also a guy who has a pizza tattoo on his arm playing Xbox

would not take the $1.5 million. So you're telling me you're being true. I would not. Tyler, you have smiley faces, smoking, tattooed on your arm. Let me finish. Let me get my thought out before I forget my thought. Who's the guy who said he believed you? Because I need to call him, too.

I'm going to buy this guy lunch. Tyler, you know what happens? You better ask for a refund on that lunch. There's something that I always say. No, no, no. I'm sorry. I never trip off anybody that's not involved in paying my bills. You can say whatever you got to say about me.

You can feel any way about me. But if you're not helping me pay my bills, I give no Fs on what you have to say. I'm sorry. I tell Eric every day he's a little bitch. And Eric's like, you don't pay my bills. I don't care what you got to say. Okay. First off, I know that does not happen.

I'm going to end up dying on this hill. And that's fine. It's cool. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. You might die walking up the hill. Long story short you're not wrong long story short you're a liar that's it all right you guys want to go to in the news yes okay fourteen hundred dollars coming straight at you finally we talked about this on the last podcast i asked you guys if you pre-spent it yes or no have you come up with any ideas since you

now officially know that you will be receiving this fourteen hundred dollars yeah i gotta pay off some uh bills man yeah yeah it's uh life it's uh it's so crazy too because like i'll make credit card purchases i'll be like whatever man whatever blood i'll pay it off later and then like three days later i'm like yo why'd i spend that much money on the grocery it's just gonna add up you know let's just change your name to Dumbass at this point. I know. Good luck with that one. Also in the news, Life is Beautiful music festival lineup has dropped.

It's going to be happening in September in Las Vegas, Nevada. Lineup, Billie Eilish, Green Day, Tame Impala, Headliners. And then I brought this one up as well modest mouse because nick had some comment about that i was like what did i just we just did modest mouse on a throwback thursday i mean i think that kind of goes to show interest me out because modest mouse they will be up there headliner status on a lot of these music festivals like outside lands in san francisco i don't get it either i i caught a couple performances, super effing boring, and then some of them really good.

I don't get it. You know what it is? Because we work in radio, we've heard the song like 6 million times. But for most people, they're like, oh, play Float On again, play it again. Honestly, maybe I'm out of touch on this one. 2015, their last album. Before that, 2007.

And I bet if I were to ask anyone in the street, hey, man, Neiman Modest'south song that isn't Float On, more than likely they're going to be like, I don't know. Well, I kind of have the same feelings about Tame Impala. All right, put your brakes there, buddy. Yeah, but everyone goes crazy for Tame Impala and they put them up there as headliners. You know what's funny?

Tame Impala, you'll get the reaction of, oh, they're crazy for them, or you'll get the, oh, I knew Tame Impala before they were mainstream. So it's like you can't like them, or else you'll get hate from either side. I just don't get how they're headliners. They're a massive festival band.

It's like the psychedelic kind of rock set now. They also have great agents. That is probably the most logical statement. I'm not going to lie. He has probably the best point. Because if you have a really good agent who also knows all these other artists, you can say, hey, if you put this one at the the top we'll also give you these other ones these other five bands cheaper no that's how it works i know i'm just thinking i'm just thinking like the agents for

who also manage modest mouse they're like hey man we'll give you tim and paula but you gotta take modest mouse yeah that's it it's like they are the hey let's go do some shrooms at a festival sit at the back of the back of the venue and just kind of trip balls. They're the quintessential Gen Z, the version of, I guess, like that generation's The Cure. That's The Cure for them. Randy. It's Tim and Paula.

Stop it, Brett. Let's skip on over to tech news. Yes! Am I the only one who gets excited about these news? I love tech news, and I love televisions, and I know, Eric, we've been talking about this past couple podcasts that you're looking for televisions,

but check this out. People have been buying new lg tvs when they're scrolling through things ads are playing now oh really yeah so if you go to download an app for your tv let's say like i don't know voodoo or amazon an ad will start playing as you're downloading it so they're figuring out ways to still service ads to you yeah Yeah, I use my Xbox because I have a Roku, the one, my little baby one that I do have right now. But I use my Xbox. It's hard-lined into my internet, so it's a little quicker. And I feel like it's a one-stop shop for everything. Fifth element, man.

Soon they're going to be putting the ads into our brains and stuff as we're walking through. Because they've got to figure out how to service the ads to you. In Apple news, Apple Glasses might be on the way very, very soon. We've talked about this, but apparently they're just around the corner where Apple glasses will be available. And I tripped out because I went to the Amazon store and they do have Amazon glasses out right now. So with the Echo inside of them, I was checking them out because I was like, oh, I wonder if it has a visual display in the glasses so I can cheat on the spelling contest

on the Woody show, but they don't have it. They just have like the glasses so I can cheat on the spelling contest on the Woody show but they don't have it. They just have like the built-in speakers and you can ask questions. They're like the Bose headphones. My day-to-day life is not like doesn't require something that high-tech. Like I don't even have stuff in my day-to-day Google calendar. I open it and it's like

my reminders and stuff, it's like there's nothing. I don't get texted that often. I just can't imagine it being like illegal though because like if you're driving a car imagine how many people might get distracted because they're wearing their glasses you know who this would help tyler because he's constantly tweeting and texting as he's driving i know dude you gotta stop that is that is a very bad hey man i just i just pulled into the spot i'm gonna set up bro you've been tweeting for the last 15 minutes yeah i one of those i did send on the road oh my god oh my god there's a pedestrian i wonder what jj walt's gonna do next year yeah it's not worth it also speaking about amazon they have quietly

opened 11 fresh stores have you been to one yet i wanted to go they're grocery stores by amazon and you know amazon they bought whole, but they're also opening Amazon branded grocery stores. And I've been to them and they're pretty cool. I love the carts. So they have these carts that you go around and you just put the items in it and it scans the item right away. And you can just walk out the store at the end. You don't have to talk to any checkers or anything. It's awesome. So to like start shopping, do you have to insert your credit card or whatever into the cart? You just scan your Amazon Prime on it. And then it has a QR code.

And then it recognizes your account. And then you start walking around the store and dumping your items into it. And then at the end, you just walk out and you're done. That's insane. There's fewer and fewer checkers in every store I go to. I know. There'll be 15 check stands and two checkers. Yeah, it's all self-checkout.

The Walmart and Burbank has kind of figured out that they have like 30 self-checkout counters, so that's kind of nice. It's like a pool. Yeah, but that's only until someone takes 50,000 items to the self-checkout, and then they go, I don't know how to work this. And they don't give you a lot of room to move and stuff.

You're butt-to-butt on that. You get like a foot-by-foot square, and I was like, dude, I just grocery shopped. And they don't give you a lot of room to move. You're butt to butt on that. You get like a foot by foot square. And I was like, I just grocery shopped. And I just bought a ladder. Should this be like six feet? Because I just moved. I bought a rug at Walmart. And I did self-checkout.

And I'm like, how? I'm in this little pin area. And I'm trying to get it up over my head. And like, okay, get the gun one. And without hitting people, it was... That's when you allegedly scan, wink, wink, a carpet as some cheese. You're a scumbag. I'm not a scumbag, man.

Flippin' stuff, stealin' stuff. Randy's the type of guy who's going to scan a PS5 as an avocado. Yep, for sure. We're not saying that he's ever done that before, allegedly. Allegedly, but all I got to say is winners win and losers lose let's say allegedly we've witnessed some randy isms like this allegedly all right since we're here let's move on to some food news food news let's go all right wendy's has brought back the bacon double stack biggie bag what what oh my god now if you don't know what that is it is a $5 meal that comes with spicy nugs,

french fries, a soda, and a hamburger with bacon. Two patties, all in, all out. Five bucks. I'm out. That's a whole lot of meat. I'm all in. That's a whole lot of meat sweats, man. Guys, there's a Wendy's down the street.

I gotta go. He always says that. He never goes. He was late getting here. Now he's leaving early. It took him like three weeks to go to the

Whataburger that was like half a block away from the house alright how about this Lucky Charms cookie dough all in all out

I have an ultra sized Lucky Charms box of cereal and I'm the only one that eats Lucky Charms in my house

dude cookie dough I did this thing in March where I only when I eat my cereal I only buy Lucky Charms the entire house. Dude, cookie dough. I did this thing in March where when I eat my cereal, I only buy Lucky Charms the entire month. I have four boxes of cereal currently in my cupboard.

What cereal? Are you just going to tell us? Yeah, what do you got? Let's guess. Okay, he's definitely Captain Crunch. Fruity Pebbles. Fruity Pebbles. You know what? Tyler seems like the kind of guy who would have at least one cheapo brand because he's

like, he realized, damn, I spent too much money on bread. He has Life. Choco-O's or something. Choco-O's. Cocoa Krispies or whatever. Fruity-O's. All right. What do you got?

I think I got Fruity Pebbles. You guys got that. There you go. Is that because John Cito was a spokesperson for it? It is not. If this ass hat says Cheerios. Cocoa Puffs. I think you guys mentioned that.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch. I heard that one. Yeah. I do also have a box of Lucky Charms. Sugar, sugar, and more sugar. Sugar bombs, dude. Killing it. All right.

Save the Pokemon cards for me. Speaking of sugar, you know, I'm a big Krispy Kreme hater, but they do have four donuts that they're coming out with for St. Patrick's Day. And, you know, they're going to have the green donuts and all that kind of stuff. But they're going to have a Lucky Un out with for St. Patrick's Day. And, you know, they're going to have the green donuts and all that kind of stuff. But they're going to have a lucky unicorn donut for St. Patrick's Day. So it is a unicorn that has all green theme around it. I think that's pretty dumb. But are you all in or out?

That's pretty stupid. I went by a Krispy Kreme a couple of nights ago. Yeah. One in Burbank, California. The line of cars went out the parking lot. They're all down the block to the other entrance of the mall. It was insane. I know.

I just don't get how they thought that was a good idea in general. Like, picking donuts is a problem. I'm a donut whore. I'm like, it's a big deal. And you get in line and it's long. By the way, down the street from my new spot, Randy's Donuts. Oh, hell yeah. That's what's up.

I am rather proud of my donuts. You know. Here's the thing, too, that I don't quite understand the strategy behind Krispy Kreme. Like, Krispy Kreme, you know your lines are an hour long. Why not already have, like,

just boxes ready? Just stuff. Like assortments. Like, people will be like, can I get two? But that's the problem, man. A cake and then two chocolate cakes. You used to go in and just go,

okay, get your glaze, your jelly filled, your powder, your sprinkles. Now it's like, oh, can I have the, what's the St. Patrick's meal corn one taste like? You know, it's like 85,000 flavors. Tastes like green.

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because that first month is totally free. Just that five bucks for shipping. All right. In other news, Chipotle is adding quesadillas, which I thought they already had quesadillas. They have, oh God. Secret menu. Yeah, but it was- It's on the secret menu.

So it was never like a legit item, I guess. In the news, they're making it now available. Yeah, it was the secret menu and it actually annoyed a lot of the workers a lot, especially if you had to do the quesadilla wrap burrito. Quesadilla. I heard Randy groan over here when you said quesadilla. Yeah, I worked a year at Chipotle.

Quesadilla was on the menu. They must have taken it off or something. We used to make quesadillas all the time. Yeah, back... Because I feel like I've had them there. Yeah, dude, quesadillas have been a thing at Chipotle. They must have taken off the menu. And one last piece of food news.

Our friends at PBR have added hard tea seltzers. Yes! Now, everybody's going crazy over Twisted Tea, so I guess this is their spin on Twisted Tea. The flavors are gonna be raspberry black, peach black tea, pineapple passion fruit black tea,

and lemon black tea. All in, all out. I'm all in. I'm totally in. I want the lemon black tea right now in, all out. I'm all in. I'm totally in. I want the lemon black tea right now. Teas hit or miss me, man. It has to be like juice for me. I like these Monster Rehabs that we've all been drinking because basically just like lemonade or orange juice.

Well, I think it would have to be. It would have to be like a thicker kind of juice taste for that to hide like the alcohol taste. I'm glad we addressed that. Like I do enjoy canned teas, like the ones you're mentioning, the hydros, but tea by itself, I don't like. I like unsweetened tea ones you're mentioning the hydros but tea by itself i don't like yeah i like unsweetened tea i can't do unsweetened tea what like it's just dirt water

it's good i like it yeah it's not bad i've done like green teas and stuff green but like some with me when it comes to teas like one of you guys said it's really hit and miss for me i i sometimes i like it sometimes i don't For these kinds of like seltzer alcoholic teas, I'll say I'm all in until I try a bad one. That's pretty much the way it goes. I'll give it anything with alcohol. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt. And then if I don't like it, then I don't like it. Try everything once, right? I've seen this man massacre a case of Bud Light seltzers and White Claws.

Boys, do you know what I can't get down with? And I know you're a fan. The truly her a case of Bud Light Seltzers and White Claws. No. You know what I can't get down with? I know you're a fan. The Trulies, man. It has a weird taste to it. I've kind of fallen off the Trulies. I'm back on the White Claw gang because I don't know what happened. Trulies have really liked this. They're kind of a little sweet for me.

They mess with my stomach. The cream of the crop floats to the top. There's all these brands. White Claws remains. Come running back to your your original i don't know to this day white claw watermelon still the best seltzer flavor i've ever had i like grapefruit i'm a big fan i'm big whore big fan big whore fan big whore fan hell yeah speaking for anything grapefruit i really really like it speaking of pbr their seltzer is really awesome too well that's it for your food news i want to switch it up i actually uh want to talk to you are you guys involved in at all in the woody show facebook fan group it's not run by the woody show by the way

it's run yeah by listeners are you involved in it anyway anybody here sometimes i like i like funny questions i like funny questions saying oh in it yeah i'm in it but okay i wouldn't say i don't think i'm in it yeah so you have to. Oh, in it? Yeah, I'm in it. But I wouldn't say I comment in it. I don't think I'm in it. Yeah, so you have to. They have like a questionnaire. I don't even know what's on the questionnaire to get into the group. But there's thousands of people a part of it.

And so I thought I would reach out to the founder. His name is Justin. And I want to see how he got started, when he got started, and what people ask about the Woody Show the most. So I have his phone number. We're going to give him a call right now. Hello? Justin.

Yeah, what's up? What's up, man? How you doing? Thanks for being on our podcast with us. Thank you for having me. No problem, dude. We had a couple questions about the Woody Show Facebook group that I wanted to see if you could answer.

So where are you located? I'm located near Detroit, Michigan. All right. When did you start the Woody Show Facebook group? Back in 2013. Are you serious? Yeah, September 21st, 2013. So that was before we got on in Los Angeles.

So did you listen to the Woody Show in another city? Here's what happened. So Woody was doing his other show in in another city? Here's what happened. So Woody was doing his other show in St. Louis at the time. Yeah. And I set up a Facebook page that was dedicated to that show. Nobody latched onto it. Nobody gave a crap about it. So shortly thereafter, Woody was like, Hey, I'm headed out to LA. I'm getting the band back together. And I was like hey i'm headed out to la i'm getting the band back together and i was like well crap what am i going to do with this page you all came to la and the group started getting popular the the show started getting popular first i should say and then the group started

getting popular and more popular as you guys started growing and growing thousands of people are on it now there's's only, you know what, there's, there's, there's 7,300 and some people on there right now. A few. Yeah. They're super active constantly. Oh no, absolutely. They're very super active. And you know, you were asking me, you know, what's it like to run the Facebook group and all that stuff, dude, it's, it's hard. It's a lot harder than you would think it would be. There's people that post some really messed up stuff. We're not the official group of the Woody show. We're a Facebook fan page. And that's what something people need to realize. Like a lot of people will sign up with us and they'll be like, oh, they think we're,

you know, affiliated with you guys. And it's like, I realized insensitivity training for a politically correct world. I get it. But at the same time, we have to listen to Facebook's standards. And a lot of people get really angry about that. So people have to do a questionnaire to get into the group. How long is this questionnaire? It should be only like about three or four questions. See, it's just saying you're going to agree to our Facebook group rules. You're not going to start ish. You're not going to, you know, promote your own stuff or your own financial gain. Oh, Randy's out.

Randy's gone. Sorry. no card flipping Randy yeah all right since Bort just talked we just have to we have to get it out there there was a comment that you put on there about Bort and it was funny because we just we posted a link for a recent podcast of the what's new pod and on the group and you said great podcast but I lost a ton of respect for Bort. Now let's just clear the air on why you lost respect for Bort. No, I just thought that he was being very judgmental of Greg. And you know what? At the same time, I was in kind of a really bad head space,

and I just heard Bort just hon like just honing in on Greg. And I'm like, what the, what the hell? What's going on? Is Greg the top of your power ranking? So that's why you hit home. I knew you were going to ask me about power ranking.

Ask me what it is. No, um, actually he's not. Um, if I had to go with the power rankings, if you're going to ask me. You're not going to hurt my feelings

Nick sound like I mean Woody would be number one because I mean without him there would be no Woody show and then Mennish you would have to be number two you've always been very cool to me absolutely you've always been very

cool to me very nice to me and I appreciate that Greg would be number three. Ravy would be number four. Randy, Bort, you're in there, man. Eric, of course. Cameron, and then C. Hey, we'll be Cameron!

Nice! Sweet! Thank you. I don't... Yeah, Cameron's in there. Absolutely. He's, you know, he... Well, so, okay, so the respect is gone. Is the respect I don't Yeah Cameron's in there Absolutely He's you know Well so Okay so The respect is gone Is the respect back Cause all I'm gonna say is

Greg's a big boy He can take it But also Greg should know When he starts firing off I'm gonna hone in and attack I know you're just Messing around with the guy

I get that now I mean You have always Impressed me Especially with your Syndication expertise And just Yeah exactly Just everything you bring To the show man Absolutely have always impressed me, especially with your syndication expertise and just, yeah, exactly. Just everything you bring to the show,

man. Absolutely. I like this. We cleared the air, man. This is so nice. Well, thank you. Do you want to go around the room for anybody else? Nick's Airwave, do you need props on your podcast cutting abilities? No, no, no. I know. Randy?

Randy's fine. My ego's fine. Everybody knows that. Making the power rankings was good enough for me. No, Randy's fine. My ego's fine. Everybody knows that. Making the power rankings was good enough for me. No, you're definitely in the power rankings, but I do need to, if it's okay with you guys,

shout out my admins and my moderators. No problem. Go for it. This may take a while. Like I said, there's a whole lot of admins in there.

All right, we're going to shout out Jackie, Ashley, Marta, Johanna, Holly, Brian, Selena, Monica, Jason, Jen, Mike, Rebecca, Ebel, Tierra, Ronald, Travis, Lisa, Catherine, Andrea, Tina, and Allison. Damn, you need that many admins.

What did he say, 7,000 people? I'm sure you've got to have people monitoring at all times. Yeah, it's going 24-7. That's awesome. And plus, Menace is an admin, too. He's a moderator. Yeah, I keep an eye on it here and there. The only thing that ever bugs me about the group page, when the conspiracy theories happen,

when people are giving out misinformation like, oh, Menace is not talking about his wedding because of this and that. So I like to jump in and just like... There's so many people who like to give you ish on that page and if it's if it's untrue i like to jump in and chime in it's the wrestling no i don't blame you you have every right to yeah yeah right it's bullish though people love to uh kind of make fun of menace on the group page and i don't like that we try to keep everything oh it's fine and I don't like that. We try to keep everything very friendly to the show. We try to keep

anything bug-related or clown-related off there because of, obviously, Greg and Ravy and stuff like that. Menace, I know, can fend for himself. There was a guy the other day, or a woman, I don't know, who said, why is Menace, I know, can fend for himself. Like there was a guy the other day or a woman, I don't know, but who said, oh, why is Menace like so naive and this and that?

And as admins, we were all like, you know what? He's got this. So, I mean, you know, it's just we're all trying to have fun, but some people try to bring it down. They try to get way too serious with it. And it's not that serious. It's fine. No, it's not that serious it's fine yeah no it's not that serious and um it's you know i've been a victim of it though i've

been a victim of getting too serious when it doesn't need to be that serious so i i kind of get it it's just a radio show everybody's just here to have fun it's all good yeah no absolutely but again i appreciate you guys having me on and me, there's going to be so many people in the group that will be happy to hear this. And Menace is always shouting out the group on the Woody Show, and we appreciate that. We really do. No, it's great for content. You guys give instant feedback. We get to clear up things here and there with our texting system.

It's awesome. I just want to thank you so much, man, for even, you know, putting this all together and we really appreciate it. Hey man. And I appreciate you guys just the same. Like it's, it's the least I can do, but Justin, thank you again. Really, really appreciate it. All right, brother. Thank you. All right. Bye. All right. Take care of everyone. Peace. See, that was very nice talking to some listeners. That was cool. Yeah, that was nice. I mean, I got a little bit clapped for my ego right there, which is kind of nice. But also, like you said, everything's in fun.

Everything's in good jest. Everyone is okay. Everyone messes with everyone. Randy gets a lot of the hits. Menace gets a lot of the hits. Tyler gets hit like a boxer to the head. That's okay. Greg, everybody.

The only one that really deserves it is Cameron. Half the time. All right. I do love, too, when people clap at you, and then you correct them, and they're like, oh, wait, you're right. And it's just kind of awkward. It's like, oh, so do you still not like me? I'm rarely wrong, Randy.

You should know this. Make sure you go join the Facebook group. Just search The Woody Show on Facebook, and you'll see the Facebook group there. You can add it. I want to get into some sports news. You guys do a sports podcast. It's called Tailgater Sports. You can go to tailgatersports.com or you can

add Tailgater Sports on Instagram. Now, did you catch this? Dana White is convinced that Jake Paul is going to get his ass beat by Ben, how do you say it? Ben? Askren. Askren. That he said that he would put up a million dollars that Paul is going to get his ass beat by Ben, how do you say it? Askren. Askren, that he said that he would put up a million dollars that Jake is going to lose. Now Jake clapped back and he said,

how about we make it $2 million and when I win, I will fight you, Dana White. What do you guys think about that? Anytime I see his name, I can't help but think it's his publicity stuff. Like maybe Dana White at the end of the day is still a businessman. He's still trying to grow the league. Maybe he sees it as an opportunity. He's got to put his money on his own guy.

But it is going to look real bad if his guy, his boy gets beat by Jake Paul. Now, Randy said Ben Askren is arguably the worst boxer in UFC history. Yeah. Which is always so. He's not a striker. Which is always so interesting. He's a U.S. Olympic wrestler, which is so interesting because you see these sort of fights, these matchups, and there's always these loopholes. So it's like if Jake loses, it's like, well, he was a UFC fighter. If Ben loses, well, he was the worst striker in UFC history. Now let's say Jake, that will look really bad. If Jake wins, and then he can hound Dana White and say, what's up, let's fight, let's fight, let's fight.

The thing, though, is that I don't think Dana's going to get in the ring, number one. He won't. No, he won't. But here's the thing, and I remember Eric brought this up a while ago. I can never tell which one is which apart because they both say stupid stuff. Jake Paul and Logan Paul. Yeah, I can never tell which one's posting,

but I know one of them is trying to call out Khabib, and Khabib is arguably the best fighter in the history of the UFC. He choked out Conor McGregor and then fought his entire training group. And so these guys, and like Khabib doesn't play around. Khabib's also retired. He said he's not fighting ever again, 29-0 retired.

He said he wouldn't fight after his father passed away, his dad passed away before his last fight. He's like, I can't do this without my dad. So that's why I don't like the dudes, honestly, whatever. They might be worth it if they fight. They get pay-per-views, last fight. He's like, I can't do this without my dad. So that's why I don't like the dudes. Honestly, whatever. They might be worth it if they fight. They get pay-per-views, whatever. But it's like they go about it in all the most annoying, dumb ways. Yeah, they'll quit.

They'll get a huge payday at a fight. I mean, I hate to play, but not the game. I get it. They're getting paid good for them, but it's like, I can't. I don't think I'm wrong for saying they do it in an annoying way. All right. In other sports news, are you excited for this Disney hockey deal? So hockey on ESPN over a thousand games.

Yeah. I was confused for a second. I was like, what? I thought you were talking about the Mighty Ducks reboot. I was like, the Ducks are finally getting sold? I like the fact that, I mean, hockey's going to be everywhere. There's like a thousand plus games going to be on ESPN Plus online through the app. They get tons of nationally broadcasted games.

It's fun. It's great. It's awesome. But at the same time, it's like, it's one of those things where I was one of them and I'm, you know, I didn't, I'm not out there toting it and all this stuff, but so many people talk so much crap on ESPN because it's all NBA. Hockey was an afterthought. The entire, you know, you get 10 seconds of a half a highlight, you know, on any, any

part of sports center. Do you think this will help elevate hockey more? Oh, yeah. I mean, it's great for the sport because it's on ESPN. I mean, it's way more hockey on national TV. NBC Sports kind of sucks anyways,

and that's who has carried them for the last handful of years. Now, do you think that hockey needs something like a Mighty Ducks movie to get more fans? No, it doesn't. That's the problem.

How could they get more fans? Be on ESPN thousands of times over the next seven years. Yeah. Because, like, honestly, a lot of those movies, I think, do damage. They're fun.

I grew up on them. Because it makes mockery. Yeah, they mock the sport. The sport is not portrayed in a funny way. Dude, go up to any person and you say hockey, knuckle pucks.

Yeah. Bro, that's 1992. I'm shouting out knuckle pucks. Exactly. That's the thing. But as a joke. The Jamaican bobsled team was a legitimate team that competed in the Olympics That's the thing. The Jamaican bobsled team was a legitimate team that competed in the Olympics.

If you talk about the Jamaican bobsled team, they just say cool runnings. Yeah, cool runnings. I get it. That's the grassroots. It brings awareness, though. But not the awareness the sport wants. It's going to be good to be on ESPN. I get it. But there was so much crap talked about it. ESPN hates hockey. Blah, blah, blah. Knuckle puck, dude.

It's going to be good for the next wave of people. Let's not forget, without those movies, Randy would not have a team to root for. Exactly. No, I get it. Mighty Ducks birthed the Mighty Ducks, obviously. It was huge for that, but there was other things in SoCal. Wayne Gretzky was the birth of West Coast hockey.

Everybody attributes it to the Mighty Ducks in Anaheim because it was a Disney movie that was mega huge. The ratings for the NBA All-Star Game came back. It hit an all-time low. It was down 24%, I think, from last year. It's ESPN and TNT that do all of the big national NBA games. And I wonder if ESPN is losing money on the NBA. And they're like, okay, we got to fix this.

We got to bring more eyes to ESPN. Some of the losses. And I knew hockey was coming back more, at least for me who's not into it, that I started hearing more and more about these minor league teams, building more facilities for them and things like that. Shout out to the Silver Knights.

What, what? They're opening up. I mean, they're opening up an arena in Palm Springs. Yeah, Palm Springs. That's where the Krak's place is going to be. Yeah. Their AHL team. That's awesome.

So get more info on sports. It's big. It's growing. I mean, I feel bad for the minor league guys who pay for like Calgary who have to play like in Stockton

and those Modesto and stuff. Calgary hit, man. Shout out to the 209. What, what? So get more info about sports. Go to tailgatersports.com and get your news on Instagram at tailgatersports.com and get your news on instagram at tailgatersports on instagram i want to ask you guys because you didn't respond to my group text

and i told you about it one of my friends a job that i told them about they applied and they got it tesla support is a job that you can get from home and uh they went and got it it's pretty awesome so you you're just a support person for tesla and you can do it from home it's a side hustle and uh speaking of side hustles well you guys never applied right just to recap okay never all right i just forgot about it cool um speaking about side hustles uh your mom she makes these awesome blankets sorry that was just a funny transition just speaking aside your mom responding to me but let me pip this for you yeah um your mom makes these awesome blankets and i bug you forever to make a domain name you gave it out on the last

podcast and i typed it in a hundred times and i couldn't get to it and I found out it's spelled differently from what I know uh yeah so it's blanketsbytracy.com and that Tracy I type it in Tracy is spelled t-r-a-c-e-y that's how she spells I didn't know there was a big disparity in how people spell Tracy when I think Tracy I don't think there's a me I think there's just a lot really yeah see so I went to high school with three tracy's in my grade it was the three tracy's and they all spelled it t-r-a-c-y oh see i've well i obviously i've only known ey because it's my mom and i've never i don't know any other tracy's beside my mom tracy i've also seen tracy spelled t-r-a-c-i-e i've never seen the ewol well that's just that's just unnecessary how is how is

tracy mcgrady's name spelled? I have seen it spelled the way that Tyler's talking about, the T-R-C-I-E, but not the way that you're talking about it. So I was like, oh, Eric messed up on the freaking website. No, no, Blankets by Tracy, Blankets by, and then T-R-A-C-E-Y. What you should have gone is Blankets Handwoven by T-Dog or Trace. That way it's easier. Oh, yeah, because then everyone will go T-D-O-G, right? T-D-A-W-G.

How do I spell that word? Anyways, these blankets are awesome. Is it an underscore? Yeah, just to put it all together. So apply for a job at Tesla and buy these blankets at the same time. Yeah, do it. Do it. Don't stop shopping.

Use the money you get from Tesla and invest in blankets by Trace. Very, very warm. It's a foolproof process. And while you're doing that, you got to check out Shasta's store. That would be Bort's wife. And she's been selling some stuff like crazy, right? Yeah, she's selling a lot of items for pets, small pets, like pet pads, pet rolls that they can be in, little cuddle cups for like guinea pigs, hamsters.

I just love that term, cuddle cups. Actually, we just sold some stuff to some ferret owners and some guinea pig owners. They're sending their photos back. Their animals love it. Also, she makes tarot mats and tarot bags for your tarot cards. If you're into those kind of mystic things, you could find them.

Go to ShastaJeansBoutique.com and that's B-O-O for boutique. I know Menace hates it. Or you can go to my Instagram and it's in the link in the bio. Click there. There's a drop down. It's the second one.

Just hit it. You talk about side hustles. Yeah. Brett's side hustle right now is shipping and handling first. Every time I see Brett. I'm the mailer. I'm going everywhere. Heck yeah.

Every time I see Brett, he's got like three boxes. I gotta ship these out today. Yeah. The packaging department for her boutique is bored. And I'm trying to bring them here to weigh them because I don't have a scale. You talk to anybody that does well financially, they talk about financial streams, like other ways that you can make money while you're sleeping. And they said every millionaire has seven financial streams.

We have one right now. We still need to get six more. So let's work on that. All right, Randy. Sell your body. Yes, sell your body. Guys, I'm prepared to buy out your company. All right, good. For $10. Yes, sell your body. Guys, I'm prepared to buy out your company. All right, good.

For $10. It's good. Just keep on doing it. Dude, bring back your card flipping. We could sell that stuff. I know. Don't be giving that stuff away. It is so brutal out there.

Is it oversaturated, the card flipping? It's oversaturated. Because everybody's flipping on TikTok constantly. And that's the problem. TikTok is giving these false illusions to these people out there who are like, yo. False economy. Exactly. Just buy some Pokemon cards.

You can flip it for like three times the price. No, you effing can't, you idiot. There are certain packs that work. Like, honestly, I love TikTok. You should hear my story. I love TikTok. I love TikTok. I know Eric bitches all the time.

He's like, oh, Randy, why do you love TikTok so much? And I'm like, Eric, why are you so effing old? But TikTok is really fun. However, the problem that I've been seeing a lot though is a lot of people on tiktok get viral because they give these sort of like get rich fast sort of tiktok videos that's all it is on there and it's like this is the best way you can do blow like i watched a video yesterday about this dude who said you can go to the mall use your credit card to buy out visa gift cards and then go to walmart use these visa gift cards and get a money order and then pay off your credit card and then get the points on your card.

And all the comments are like, actually, don't do this. That's illegal. Don't do this. They won't let you do that. Don't do this because the bank will find out. Also, it costs you money for money orders as well. And it costs you money for the Visa gift card. Yeah, the Visa gift card.

You have to pay like $25 for every card activated. Or do you know my favorite video, my favorite trend? I love the guys who are like, you know, the best way, kind of like what Mensa is saying, but they're like, you know, the best way you can do this is just buy a property. You know, I bought my property for $100,000 and then I invested another $20,000 to furnish and do this and that. And all the comments are like, so I need money to make money then. And these videos are all like, hey, I'm going to show you how to get rich super fast.

Wow, yeah. TikTok is awesome, Randy. No, I enjoy TikTok. I think it's the best platform out there. But everything that you hear on there or see on there, take with a grain of salt. Do your due diligence. Research everything.

Buy PlayStations from me because it's easier. Yeah, exactly. Oh, and the other thing is, you know what the trick about having a secret and getting rich quick? Once you tell everybody, you can't get rich quick because everybody's doing the same damn thing and everyone catches on i am the worst businessman

because i'm too nice everyone's like hey randy i heard you charge such and such for that how much for me and i'm like damn hey you're not that nice because i'm still waiting for your help on getting my ps5 so keep dreaming bitch yeah he's getting that 1400 bucks he needs to spend it quick i'll take 1200 of that off the top yeah there's another thing that I believe that Warren Buffett says. I like Warren Buffett. He goes, everybody wants to get rich quick, but they never want to get rich slow. I do want to get rich quick. I want to get rich while I'm young.

Why can't I get rich both ways? I just want to get rich. I don't care how quick it happens. I find that also funny, too, when wealthy people say those things. It's like, okay, with that principle, guys, I won the lottery. However, I'm going to pull a Tyler. I don't want that 1.5 million i want to work 30 years i want to work 30 years and make 70 grand when i'm 59 is completely different and you know it anyways all right let's just swap hair bills okay yeah come on we gotta wrap this up thank you so much for listening to

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Oh, my God. Damn it. You want to get Eric and hurt Tame Impala fans you're like Eric I've heard of Tame Impala damn it alright yeah let's shout out some podcasts go to thebroadcast.com that's thebroadcast.com listen to the broadcast listen to the Nerd Now podcast with Ravy Randy and Cameron just go to nerdnowpodcast.com that's nerdnowpodcast.com listen to the Joe Coy podcast just go to j-o-k-OutPodcast.com. That's NernOutPodcast.com.

Listen to the Joe Coy podcast. Just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com. He has a book coming out later this month. You can pre-order it right now on Amazon. I just sent him a video that I previewed for you that I'm very upset with him because some of his books arrived early at the radio station. And guess who got them?

Woody and Seabass. But yet I bought a book and I gotta wait for it. That's kind of messed up. It's the people that play by the rules that get left in the dust. I mean, Woody already said he doesn't even read the books. He listens to the audiobooks. Yeah, so I know that Joe is gonna be on the Woody show, so get ready for that.

That's always fun. Go to joekoi.com and listen to that podcast. Listen to the Sex with Emily podcast. Go to sexwithemily.com That's sexwithemoi.com and listen to that podcast. Listen to the Sex with Emily podcast. Go to sexwithemily.com. That's sexwithemily.com. Follow her on Instagram at sexwithemily. Listen to our good friends, Matt and Kim. They are a band. You can find their music wherever you listen to music. Just search Matt and Kim. And now that festivals are back, I can't wait to see what festival that they pop up on. And I want to go see it so bad because it's one of the best live

shows that you'll see out there. Of course, listen to Tailgater Sports, which we've shouted out. Do you have anything? I know you just released a new podcast. We did, yeah, actually. And Randy, you can talk and this is your little taco ball giveaway. Go ahead. So I bought this taco, limited edition taco basketball, and it's been sitting here for a minute.

And we thought, you know what? March is March Madness, which is the big playoff for college basketball and we figured why not do a bracket like everyone does have some fun with it and whoever gets the closest to being you know like predict the predictions the closest they win the best so the winner of our group if you go to espn.com slash bracket challenge we have a tournament challenge group under tailgater sports so group name tailgater sports okay search that click click click tailgater sports and the password the password is tyler can you give them the password for us please the password is falcons suck falcons suck yeah so that's falcons suck to get into the group don't and the person that wins the challenge so it's probably it's

all points based on your amount of correct picks obviously bracket style we'll get that and we'll figure out a way okay so a. Okay, so a couple questions. What's the URL again? So ESPN.com slash bracket will get you to ESPN.com. It's in the fantasy section tab. It's the men's tournament challenge section in ESPN.com. The group name is Tailgater Sports. All right.

And then the password is Falcons Suck. And then this Taco Ball. Now, is it a collaboration with anybody? It's a Spaldingding ball but is it like a taco bell taco ball or just spalding put out one of those uh you know what i think it was inspired by i think it was inspired by the fact that lebron james got really popular off his taco tuesday thing and so they kind of just released this as like an homage to him and tellgator sports instagram at tugger sports was a picture of it um and then our last episode goes through in detail again espn.com and how to join the league cool

because i posted that ball and i got a lot of responses on it and people people like it my sister replied to my story she's like i like that i'm like do you know what sport that's for yeah it's awesome shot put all right and of course listen to the mothership the woody show money through friday just search the woody show on the iHeartRadio app. Bort, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yeah, if you guys go to thebortcast.com, don't forget that we are now on Spotify, and I fixed the Spotify feed issue, which was driving me crazy for like a month.

We're also everywhere that you find your podcasts, but please go listen to the last episode. It was for Pokemon Day. We have a new episode coming this weekend, but go listen to the Pokemon Day episode. I had a lot of friends, a lot of guests that came on.

Shastakola came on. Minister of Doom, Eddie, came on. Davey Calabrese from the band Calabrese. Emilio Menzi from the band Dark Ride, and Alt-987's own Danica

joined in. Nice. It was a fun round table of talking about a bunch of different things, so if you haven't listened to that one, please go

back and listen to it. A lot of friends joined in for it, and it was a fun, nostalgic experience experience and new episode coming this weekend awesome now tyler lying ass tyler you have anything to say yes i want every okay i want everybody to copy this audio for when i do make it to the top and when i do make it eric i will gladly take you on my staff and pay you what you want r Randy, you can go suck and sit on the sidelines. Yeah, yeah.

Make sure to leave that part in so when he's nice and famous, we can play that and show how belittling he is to his staff. All right, cool. I mean, I will sell this audio on NFT if that happens. Yeah. Remember all those times you cussed out random people you used to work with? Yeah, keep that audio, too. All right.

Those guys go real far. Cameron, you still suck. I'm just saying. Hey, guys. Those guys go real far. All right, man. I really enjoyed saying. Hey, guys. Those guys go real far. All right, man. I really enjoyed that. Okay, Randy, next.

Jeez. Enter the Tailgater Sports March Madness bracket. Also, before we toss over to Senior Eric, slight observation I noticed about Tyler. If you guys have ever watched anime, one of the big characteristics of an anime show is these characters have these inner monologues. Not natural

monologues. They'll be moving and they'll be like, oh my gosh, I can't believe this and this. Or they'll be really loud and they'll be like, I'm doing this because I want to be the best ever made. That's how Tyler speaks. Every time Tyler says something, he has to explain why he says it and it just goes on and on about this whole thing. A lot of words, a little there.

Is this tangent because you had to watch an anime for NerdNout or something? I've been into anime. Oh, alright. Randy is now. Alright, Randy, when I eventually get enough money, I'm gonna buy wherever you're living and kick you out. Alright! Hey, you got goals.

You got goals. Again, another perfect NFT clip. Hey, you're now talking about removing people and making them homeless all right shout out to all his haters okay which is apparently everyone to put a bow on it the espn bracket challenge tailgater is the group name tailgater sports is the group name password falcon suck and i think somebody in the group is uh inspired by menace or phantom menace because i'm looking at who's joined already one of the bracket names is one touch pancake maker oh sweet maybe he wins i don't know nice all right well we'll see you next Menace or Phantom Menace, because I'm looking at who's joined already. One of the bracket names is One Touch Pancake Maker. Oh, sweet.

Maybe he wins. I don't know. All right. Well, we'll see you next week. What's new? What's new with Menace? Outro Music