What's New Podcast - 180 Can Beer Box, Tyler has Beef, Julianne's Video Hot or Not, New Online Jobs & More!

Episode Date: June 7, 2024

180 Can Beer Box, Tyler has Beef, Julianne's Video Hot or Not, New Online Jobs & More! 

What's new? What's new with Metis? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I'm Metis. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the witty show boring show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. We are joined by our friends Eric and Randy from Downey, California. And just over yonder is our boy, Tyler, in Whittier, California. And we're also joined by Julie Ann, who is in Covina, California. And joining us on the pod, returning after providing a baby to the world, would be our boy, Eric. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know exactly if I should be the one to start providing it, because I think my wife did most of that work. But yes, my boy is here. He's on his side. I held her hand. I held her leg. Emotional support. I was actually way more involved in the pregnancy

than I thought, or the birthing process, than I thought I would be. Oh, man, I really don't want to hear about it. Yeah. But that's good for you. Yeah, you do. Speak on it. Speak on it.

I want to hear. No, I was, man. Like, it was me and the midwife and i was holding a leg and i was helping you were in the trenches dude i was in the trenches yes i love it eric how was how were all the sights was it you know going into it i was like anti-seeing you know i was gonna probably take a peek but i was way more involved in visually looking at what was happening than I thought. Did she ask for a mirror? No, they offered it to her, though. They did.

When the first the first chance that the first chance. Well, we're here. We're here. I'm going to I'm going to say. Yeah. Yeah. Chance that I got of seeing the baby's head come through. Right. So early on in the process, I'm helping. I'm like a leg a prop up and stir up all that stuff right and then the midwife goes the midwife goes he's here he's here i could see him and but she did like a uh she's like dad do you want to come look and she does like this half squat to point and look up where he's coming

out of and i'm like no no no once he gets once he gets further along I'll look but I don't need to do the whole like get down eyesight and look up the whole yeah all right but no no mirror she did not ask she not get the mirror okay let's move on to the fun stuff real quick we're gonna drop in the ad real quick myself are gonna be Bort are going to be at Raising Cane's in North Hollywood, June 18th from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Doing a bunch of giveaways. We're going to have theme park tickets, concert tickets, and we'll have Woody Show merch. Again, Raising Cane's, North Hollywood, Bort's hometown, June 18th. Come hang out with us from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.

Now, Eric, the baby has been here a total of how long? We are at six days. What? Five days. No, how long? No, it's over. Sorry, my bad. They're putting together.

Almost two weeks now. Yeah. Born on Saturday. What? Dude. The days are blurring together. Are you all right? Yeah, they do.

Are you okay? I haven't done a wellness check on you in a few days are you all right i'm fine i'm fine and the date's staring me right in the face we have like on the wall but yeah no yeah i was like two weeks i'm not even the father and i know you've had a baby longer than that feels like he's been here for so long yeah and the day's just one long day damn that's crazy yeah so one of the shocking things that you told me was that the first people to see the baby and you had the baby and give me the lineup of the visits that you had because i was blown away the first person to come over to my apartment and see the baby

was none other than heavy t somebody would have made a lot of money betting on tyler because he i think he would have been a heavy heavy underdog yeah but no he randomly showed up it was actually about this time last week because he's like hey man uh before the podcast i got a i got some for you and i'm like oh dude i'm not gonna be on the pod i got stuff i got a baby appointment he's like yo just let me know i'll come over whenever and i'm like okay like didn't really ask he's like just let me know. I'll come over whenever. And I'm like, okay. Didn't even really ask.

He's like, just let me know when I can come. And then he showed up. He brought a banana bread from his mom. Yes. And him and Randy both pitched in on some pizza. So he invited me and my wife lunch that day. And then breakfast the next couple of days with banana bread. I should clarify. Not just any pizza.

A pizza mania pizza. Pizza mania. Now, you're absolutely right, Eric, because I would have think that Tyler would have been like 45th in line to meet your baby. Yeah, me too. Not going to lie, me too. I would have actually thought your neighbor, Randy, would have been the first. But apparently Taylor beat him. Still hasn't seen, still hasn't come over.

What? Are you kidding me? Oh, no way. And I'll give him like credit, you know, it's like, you don't want to over like, you know, step with him. Still hasn't seen, still hasn't come over. What? Are you kidding me? Oh, no way. And I'll give him, I'll give him like credit, you know, it's like, it's like,

you don't want to over like, you know, step with a new baby around. He, I guess he technically has seen him because I've been like up with the baby and he's like walking something into the trash

and I'll throw my shades open and hold it up like Lion King. So I guess he technically has seen the baby. Wow. Menace made it over last week. Yeah, so the story is, I was on my way to go to Mike Thompson's RV Superstores.

Another ad. Shout out Mike Thompson's RV Superstores. Yep. I was going to have a meeting with them in Santa Fe Springs, and I was on the highway, and these cars wouldn't let me take the exit that I needed to take an exit on, and it just pushed me right into Downey. And then I was parked there.

And I go, wait a minute. I'm in Downey right now. I should hit up Eric to see. And I got the idea from Tyler. I should see if they need some lunch. So I go, you know what? I'm going to pick up some raising canes and then drop it by the house and see the baby. So I even got to see the baby before Randy who lives right next to you.

You saw where he lives. You asked which one's Randy and I'm like right there and it's literally what man? It's 30 yards away from my front door. I'm not even exaggerating. It would probably take 15 seconds to walk from his front door to your front door. Get a visual of the baby. Yeah. What's he doing with his life

where he can't come over and visit? I don't know what this guy's doing. I mean do we really need to ask that question? I don't know what he's doing. He's hustling. That's what he's doing He's busy hustling. So yeah, it was a trip seeing a baby because I'm like whoa. This is Eric's baby Tell me so weird every now and like do when we left the hospital It's like cuz we're there for two days and then you know They comes where they're like discharge you whenever and then whenever and they pretty much say like oh no rush you're clear to go and we get them all like set up in the car seat and we're just kind of standing there like you guys just let us take this baby home like you're just this is ours now we just leave and nobody walked us out or anything and yeah

we put them in the car seat i'm like is this is this even right? Like, it's. Oh, man. Nobody walked you out. They didn't. They didn't put Leanne in a wheelchair. No, Leanne's a strong, independent woman. Whoa.

She's like, I'm walking out. I know, but they're not supposed to do that. They're supposed to wheelchair you out to your car. Well, they offered it. They said, do you want it? And she said, no,

she'd like to walk. And they're like, OK. She's like, I ain't no bitch. Yeah. Yeah. She walked out. I felt that too. And they're like, okay. She's like, I ain't no bitch. Yeah. Yeah, she walked out. I felt that too. And they're like, no.

Wow. Yeah, Julianne, they thought you were drunk. That's why they made you go in the wheelchair. Yeah, they're like, we know this girl already. She's been here many times. She was probably sipping in the hospital. I told Kevin this time around to sneak me in an IPA and bring nice oh my god so he won't do it i don't know if you saw speaking about julianne and babies i don't know if you saw the offensive video that

julianne posted on her instagram page at damn julianne now uh julianne was straight up Twerking I would say Twerking maybe or humping a wall Or something She was mad twerking Baby thumping and twerking Yeah and I go Oh hell no And then people were supporting you in the comments

I didn't support this Where's my horn Wait wait hold on Oh Little baby horn I didn't support this. Yes. Where's my horn? Oh, yeah. Oh, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Oh, little baby horn. I thought that was weak. What the hell? I don't support this behavior, but yeah.

And I was just like, oh, no. But the thing is, okay, not that I'm checking out your body, Julianne, but I'm like, damn, Julianne, you somehow stay skinny while you're pregnant. How is that possible? You know, I ran up until I was 35 weeks and I've been walking nine miles a week since then. Maybe that's why. But the last pregnancy, it looked like I ate an elephant. Yeah. And this time, like like I don't know I've stayed

pretty thin I've only gained 20 pounds so yeah so I don't I don't know just every pregnancy is different I guess yeah because you're having a girl you're supposed to like explode right isn't that the thing that's what they say but I've hold I've held every child I've ever carried like a boy and everyone always oh boy a boy like no It's a girl. I mean, I'm happy obviously, but yeah, I wanted my boy, but yeah, I always hold babies like I'm gonna bear boy Oh, I don't know why but yeah, but you know what? I thought my video was pretty awesome mean tyler liked it multiple times yeah tyler tyler's accounts were all over it yeah i think he bookmarked 100 yeah and then he shared it i loved how kevin got involved i really didn't think he was going to yeah so that i thought that was cool and and in case you're curious

because i know you uh are always like i can't believe Guys like pregnant women Oh don't even tell me how many Guys slid in your DMs Oh well tons did 19 people saved it And 18 people sent it to somebody else And I was like you know those are all dudes being great So I had to shut up Oh hey bro check out this chick There's her air horn

Oh yeah That baby's in there Like a jamba Juice, man. Damn. Wow. Thank God I did it. I did it then because as I was sitting here today, I don't know. I told Felicity, I was like, Felicity, I think I might have her today or tonight.

Oh, really? Like, yeah, she's very, very heavy. I've been in pain like all morning. I actually was asleep before we started the podcast because I could not for the life of me keep my eyes open. So I'm struggling right now. Oh, damn. Well, thank you for joining us on the pod.

And please have the baby on the pod because Eric disappointed us. I was about to say, man, you get your second chance of having a baby come on the podcast. But we also need a play-by-play of everything that's happening so Metis can hear all of it too on the pod I'm totally down to FaceTime all of you guys at once on my way

to the hospital so gross I will not be answering that question I will just ignore that oh my god alright well I'm gonna be leaving town I'm actually leaving to San Francisco. I have a lot of downtime. I'm actually going there for baby showers.

I'm going to go see my nephew and drop off some clothes that I bought. I love buying baby clothes because it looks so cool. And it's half the price. So I'm going to drop some off to my new nephew. And then I'm going to a baby shower the next day. But I'm going to have a lot of downtime and I want to ask the connoisseur of movies lately. That would be Tyler who goes to the movies pretty much every other day now. I haven't heard you mention Bad Boys 4, Ride or Die.

Are you all in or all out? Yeah, no, that's a hard pass. Really? Because I'm thinking of watching it to kill some time i mean if you want to watch it turn your brain off cool like the first two are great the first two are absolutely great who loves fast and furious by the way this is a guy who's excited for twisters but okay you're all okay to be fair boys real quick have you seen the twisters trailer that thing effing rules oh man cool two tornadoes

awesome that thing is dope as hell second i saw the third bad boys and i was kind of just it wasn't great it didn't do it yeah i was kind of bummed because the first two are so good and they came out with this third one i'm like oh this is terrible and i don't know i just don't have high hopes for the fourth one maybe i'll go see it but right now no it's looking like a hard pass that's a gnaw dog yeah that's a gnaw dog the production looks dope on it did you see like the camera rig that they had for will smith in the shoot i did actually see that that looks pretty sick yeah i will give him that like i'm kind of conflicted on will smith to watch it i'm like oh dude like you're not the man that i used to love yeah but that could be said for so many different i know movies like think of think of

bruce willis like he went baddish crazy right because of like his health problem stuff but if you saw a die hard coming out you're like yeah i kind of still want to watch it good point and also i love martin lawrence yeah martin lawrence tv show is one of my favorites mine too you know what i was we felicity and i right before you left for dinner last night, we were about to watch Big Mama's House. Nice. I know. I know.

But then we had to turn it off because Kevin got home. But I did have a watch White Chicks. But yeah, Big Mama was next. Nice. Hell yeah. I want to go back to Randy real quick. Eric, I know you haven't had a lot of uh interaction with him lately i barely can get him to return my phone calls but randy's always looking for a new side

hustle constantly we've heard about him flipping stuff on amazon uh doing drug testing for research yeah so many different ideas for side hustles does he currently have one right now that you know because i have one for him yeah not that i know of? Because I have one for him. Yeah, not that I know of. I mean, there's always a steady flow of boxes. Like, I'm looking outside, there's two in front of his door

right now. Who knows what's in there and what the purpose of, you know, whether it's to keep or resell. But nothing off the top of my head. The last thing I remember was his batteries.

Remember when he went through selling batteries? Oh, yeah, yeah. He still owes me some batteries. He does? You bought them off him, you dumbass no no no no we we traded a couple things like more batteries so i'm like wait a minute like he still owes me a couple batteries literally living out every dystopian movie like you're just trading batteries like every post-apocalyptic movie is yeah you're selling batteries to like the local scum.

When the world goes to shit, money ain't worth nothing. Give me some batteries. What did you trade for these batteries that he owes you? I'm trying to remember because this was maybe about, oh God, because he owes them to me from about a year ago. Jesus. Yeah, I had something. It might have been a game or something that I had. I was like, I'll give it to you if you give me this

amount of batteries. He's like, deal. Dude still hasn't paid me. Wow. That's not surprising. Yeah, sounds about Randy. I did see a deep discount on batteries this past weekend online and immediately thought of Randy. I wonder if he bought all these to flip them. Now, I want to reveal the new side hustle, Eric. I don't know if you heard

about this. Please share it with him or tyler whoever sees him maybe next year we'll set up a postcard believe it or not and this is right up his alley too you can work at ikea in roblox oh i did actually see this oh my they are paying people to be ikea workers inside roadblocks. Wait, so like they go in and build furniture in the game? Am I understanding this correctly? I think they work as workers to help people find items inside the game or they check them out. Like it is a virtual Ikea and the workers are real people behind computers helping the gamers go through the game and shop like they're shopping in the real world at ikea i don't know if they could actually buy a product

because i know walmart's kind of setting that up where they have a virtual world where you can yeah go through a virtual walmart and actually buy items online i don't know if it's set up that way with the ikea thing or if it's just for fun but they're gonna be paying people to be ikea workers inside roblox is that not up randy's alley there's a catch okay you looked it up yeah only 10 people are going to be hired as players of the game and applicants have to be based in the united kingdom oh no okay all right let's say it's successful it comes to america you tell me based in the United Kingdom. Oh. Oh, no. Okay. All right. Let's say it's successful.

It comes to America. You tell me Randy's not going to be there up all night working at virtual Ikea all day. You see him the next day, man, I'm tired. Yeah. I had my job last night. Oh, where do you work? Ikea. Oh, where do you go?

One in Burbank? No, dude. Virtual Ikea. Virtual Ikea, man, in my freaking front room. Raccoon eyes. I think you guys are underestimating Randy's ability to second, third, fourth screen it while he's doing everything else in his normal life. He's up anyways.

It would be so funny that he got fired from his online IKEA job because he was the worst worker that they had. He gets caught running those Discord channels because he's spreading Ikea false prices. And whoever they hire, they're going to be paying them $16.82 here in the U.S. McDonald workers get paid

more, but still. Look at Randy. You think he wants to go outside his house and go to a building and actually do physical work? I mean, it's more than what... I would love to go outside, but the cats would miss me. It's more than what most radio stations pay.

That's true. Preach. Speak on it, dog. Speaking of Randy, you guys want to get into some food news? Oh, yeah. Randy's old alma mater, Panda Express Express has announced That they now have spicy orange chicken

All in or all out I'm in I can't eat there anymore I got food poisoning That's a one time situation I know but it's like stuck in my head And every single time Kevin goes there I'm just like nope

You're in pain from having a baby but you still keep doing it anyway yeah what's the difference that's because it's not like an every two week thing every two weeks who's doing that kevin will he loves him and felicity love panda express fire that's true look if i was still eating meat i would get this so is that good if i was still eating panda i I would get this. So it's that good. If I was still eating Panda, I would try it. Panda was my go-to hangover food. Oh, yeah.

Like a brick of Panda Express. Yeah, brick. But yeah, people forget that orange chicken is the OG item of Panda Express. I kind of like put them on the map. Now they have all these other items, like the walnut shrimp and stuff like that. But I'm down for some spicy. Mmm, so good. All right.

How about this? Pabst Blue Ribbon. Remember when they dropped off that 100 can box of beers? I was randomly scrolling through my Instagram feed, and I did come across a picture of me holding this thing, and I forgot how huge it was. It was at least seven feet tall. Yeah. Huge. Didn't Eric and me walk it into the studio and we were holding it up for you guys? Yeah, it took like three people to get

it to our studio and then me and Brett to get it into the Woody Show studio. Well, check this out. It's Pabst Blue Ribbon 180th birthday and guess what they're doing? Oh my god. 180 can box available nationwide dude i'm here for it i need to find one they said that you're gonna need some help probably getting into a car but like dude and then we'll take it to your house and go swimming yes

ideas let's go. Let's see if we can finish it in the weekend. You think we can all of us finish it in a weekend? Yeah. 100%. 180 beers. That's a lot of beers, dude. We finished it.

We finished the 99, though, in one weekend. Yeah, where we take the 99er to the weekend in Big Bear, right? Oh, yeah. And we had Jack Daniels on top of that. You think we can't do the 180,ic that's dude okay we could if my math is correct that's somewhere between 10 and 12 beers per person per day that's child's play dude easy right yeah he's like if my math is correct it's basic division it is very well known that I am horrid at math. Well, 180 divided by 6 is 30 beers each.

So we can total that's 15 beers in two days for each one of us. Like day two or three, you're going to be feeling it. Well, I didn't know. Tyler's going to sink to the bottom of your pool, bro. He's going to be way down. Eric, I didn't know since you had a baby you're pussing out now. I got my possibilities, now. I've changed. I've changed.

I got to find out where they have this 180 pack because I was reading about it on foodbeast.com, but they didn't say where it was at. They just said it was available nationwide. I have to find the video of me filming Randy call around to different shops trying to get the 99 case. Oh, God, that's right. He spent like a whole two days trying to call everywhere for it. Well, we tracked one down thanks to the friends at PBR. And shout out to PBR Labs, by the way. Love those guys.

Their weed seltzers are so good. All right. I know everybody here is a big Knott's Berry Farm fan. I'm getting off the food news because, you know, Knott's Berry Farm, they're all about food too, but Knott's Berry Farm, I don't know if you saw this in the news, that they're cracking down on line cutters.

Did you hear about this? People that cut the line on rides. Those people are so freaking annoying and they're so obvious too where they push their way all the way to the front. They're like, oh, I got to go. There's somebody up in the front.

There's somebody up in the front. And then they just push through the entire crowd. They're garbage people. But Knott's is doing this thing where you can knock people out via text. So you text some text number. I guess there's going to be signs throughout Knott's where you text a number and say, hey, this person cut the line. Because I guess it's so rampant there when they finally stop don't the people know like hey there is no one here that they're waiting for

and those people say something and the people who cut just stand there and say so what what are you going to do about it is that what happens yeah yeah pretty much yeah what yeah no i wouldn't drop it no shame dude i wouldn't drop it i'd be like get out that ain't happening there's no way i'd allow that to happen all right so i know somebody at a theme park and what happened a couple days ago they told me this story where these parents were telling their kids hey go up in front and these kids are like less than 10 right so go up in front just go around people saying like oh hey i'm trying to catch up to my parents or whatever and then at a certain point stop they wait a couple minutes and then the parents are like oh we're trying to

catch up to our kids and then they just move to the front they totally yeah they totally got caught uh by the end no you guys got to go to the back of the line. When it comes to stuff like that, people using their kids, it's bad, dude. Like, he was telling me that people put lifts in their kids' shoes so they could pass, like, the height check on the ride. That's dangerous. Oh, my gosh. It's bad, dude. It's really bad. Wow.

My sister used to wear a pair of boots whenever we'd go to certain theme parks because she needed to get on roller coasters. Oh, my God. You are part of the problem, Eric. She's still alive, right? You're just trying to ride the ride. You're not cutting in line. That's different. There's boundaries in lines.

So what happens is when these people realize, hey, they weren't waiting or there wasn't anybody up there for them, then the people behind the cutters will then text whoever, text this number and rat on them? Yeah. And I guess not said they're gonna take care of it dude I want that job man I want some police dude yeah you're out see ya well as a not annual pass holder I welcome this change and I will welcome

Eric being the line police yeah give him a job right now I would want to be the guy watching the security cameras because like I'm watching the security cameras because I'm assuming when you text in that you have to describe what the person looks like. I want to do the part where I don't actually have to walk over. No, but I'm saying like you pull it up.

Look at the milk mama over by a ghost rider. Alright, this is why I don't say anything. Goodbye. Just kidding. He's watching the cameras and eating his funnel cake so i would okay okay that last part might be somewhat accurate because like you'd have to point out like you'd have to describe these people through the text right so there has to be someone on the camera and so like you're like oh i see him and then just you know sick eric on him and And Eric will kick him right out. Or this is going to open up some unnecessary beef.

And people are going to be snitching on people that don't cut the lines. I did think about that. Not going to lie. This chick in a Snoopy backpack pissed me off in line. Yeah. A line cutter at a Supreme Scream Snoopy backpack. Come get her. Yeah, I don't deny that people are going to mess around with it.

But let's see how it goes. At least they're trying something. I don't want to knock. Come get her. Yeah, I don't deny that people are going to mess around with it, but let's see how it goes. At least they're trying something. I don't want to knock. We'll see. Oh, going back to actual jobs. Eric, you're heavily involved in the NFL. Tyler, you follow the NFL very well and you're adjacent to it.

The Chargers. I want to say that Jim Harbaugh has revealed that he's been living in an rv outside of huntington beach with his offensive coordinator greg roman apparently great greg roman where was he was he at the uh baltimore baltimore they're not living together in the same rv but they have rvs right next to each other i thought that was pretty cool i thought that was fun like these guys are worth how many millions of dollars yeah harbaugh's an odd duck and yeah he he he does what harbaugh does and yeah he's he drove down from michigan before like all

his family was moved and yeah he posted up in a nice little spot down in huntington beach actually a spot i used to camp at like right down the street and dope dude old man he's rich he's millions of dollars yeah like what's the pretty like just go live it up on the beach i think their their practice facility where the chargers are at isn't too far from there right now either right but so yeah he's close he's living it up i mean he doesn't need it he's gonna have a million like a mansion eventually so he doesn't have to move the family um harpo's harpo's an interesting dude man it's gonna be fun to have him back in the nfl because he's he's a one of one-one, that's for sure. Yeah.

Apparently, he got the idea from a movie from the 70s where this lawyer apparently lived on the beach in an RV. Imagine you're just there camping with your family and Jim Harbaugh just rolls up next to you and camps with you for the next couple weeks. Like the coach of the effing Chargers, national champion Michigan Wolverines. Like just, oh, shooting the ish.

Hey, what's up? Just hanging out here, cooking my hot dogs. Yeah, I thought that was pretty fun, though. Another sport that you care about, hockey. Stanley Cup time. Are you in or out? I know your teams aren't in, but are you in or out on checking out the Stanley Cup finals?

I'm in, obviously. Playoffs have been really good. The last round was good. The first round was a little, eh. It went a little as according to plan but last round the eastern and western finals were good i think the panthers hope the panthers win it because the oilers have been ish kicking the kings for the last three years in the playoffs so did you uh see the fan of the oilers in the stands oh yeah oh yeah i don't know if julie i bet i bet julianne hasn't. Oh, Julianne.

Okay. No. Well, can somebody text her? Let me find it. Yeah. Okay. So we're going to text you this. Let's get a live reaction from Julianne. Julianne, we want you to rate this video on a scale of 1 to 10 of this fan for the Oilers.

She's going to appreciate it. If there's one person I think would appreciate it. Yeah. Who's out in the stand. All right. It's coming right now. Okay. Routing for the Oilers. Tell us what you think about this video. Okay. Let me out in the stand. It's coming right now. Rooting for the Oilers.

Tell us what you think about this video. Okay. Let me turn up my volume. Yes. That would be me. Wow. So if you don't know and you have not heard about this video. That would be me.

It is a woman flashing the Oilers. And I would say, what do you rate that? I would say that's a 10, right? Those are perfect. Yeah, she is great. She has a great rack. Wow. Solid.

Yeah, for sure. Dang. I don't watch it again just for fun. Now that's a fan. I see what you did there. Well done. Of course, there's tweets, too. It's like the Oilers would have never won unless it was for her.

And like, she's the main reason. Yes. She's the lucky charm. Bring her back. Support it. I love how all of her friends are supporting her, like laughing, like, yep, that's my friend. Yeah. That would be Julianne.

What team would you be doing that for, Julianne? Hey, I'll do it for anything. Free shots, get you guys around you know whatever i feel like we're just before this happening on many of her instagram stories yeah like we're just like we're five seconds before this actual clip happening and like any friday night oh yeah you know i can't post it on my instagram my mom might see i mean she knows and she's very disappointed in my um choices in life sometimes. Hey, if it gets my friends free drinks and makes teams win, then I'm all for it.

That's a team player. Anyway, Eric, you'll love this. Actually, I got to wrap up the podcast because I want to go say hello. And Julianne, I think you're a fan as well. You know who's in the building right now? Who? Is mother effing Diplo. What?

Yeah, I want to go say hi and congratulate him. He got a new residency in Ibiza. And he's also doing 5K, 10K run. Don't quote me. It's called Diplo's Run in September in San Francisco. So I think I want to be a part of that. He's jacked. Yeah, do it. He's ripped.

He stays jacked. He just did a show at WeHo during dude's jacked. Yeah, do it. He's ripped. He stays jacked. He just did a show at WeHo during their Pride Weekend stuff. Oh, yeah. He's in town. And Bebe Rexha just came out. That was cool. Love that. So I want to go say hi to him. So sorry for wrapping up this podcast a little bit early, but don't forget, hang out with myself and Bort

in North Hollywood at Raising Cane's from 11 to 1 p.m. on June 18th. That is a Tuesday. Come by. We have a bunch of giveaways for theme parks, concerts, Woody's Show merch, and more. All you got to do is roll on through and say hello. Also, check out our boy Joe Coy who just released a new special called Live from Brooklyn.

It's available on Netflix. You can go watch it right now, right after this podcast. And if you want to see him live and in person, he is out on tour. Just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com. That's J-O-K-O-Y.com. Our boy Fluffy, a.k.a. Gabriel Iglesias, is also out on tour across the United States. He is going to be recording his Netflix special in Hollywood, Florida. Get all the details.

Go to FluffyGuy.com. That's FluffyGuy.com. Shout out to our friends Matt and Kim who are a band. You can stream their music where you find music. Also see them live as well. Just go to MattandKim.com. See where they're going to be at next. Shout out to our friend Emily from SexWithEmily.

Just go to SexWithEmily.com. It is a podcast. You can also follow her on Instagram at SexWithEmily or on TikTok at SexWithEmily. And don't forget, if you need a blanket, I always do because I'm cold. Go to BlanketsByTracy.com. That's BlanketsByTracy.com. Just Google BlanketsByTracy and you'll find it right away. But what's happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique Bort?

We're going to focus on some new jewelry items at ShastaJeansBoutique.com. Menace with two O's because spooky. You can find alien and star dangly earrings. Nice. Full alien bodies. We also got some obsidian bat stone necklaces and some crystal dragon necklaces in either strawberry quartz or obsidian. So if you want some beautiful and very alluring jewelry, very sharp or alluring, whichever one you want to go with, go to

ChastityBoutique.com. Two of us could spooky or hit the link in my link tree at St. Bort. Do it. Also, make sure to pick up some Diego hot sauce. Go to DiegoHotSauce.com or go to or just search Diego Hot Sauce on Amazon.

And don't forget, listen to The Mothership, the only show Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave? You know, I'm just, you know, talking babies. Give a shout out to my wife. Nice. And all the moms in Mother's Day just happened, Julianne, because pregnancy and giving birth to a child is effing crazy.

And watching her do that and watching, you know, knowing other women do that is nuts. And just a shout out to my wife for pushing a baby out of her for us. Yeah, but that's cool. Father's Day is coming up, though, dog. They better be representing her with some presents. My day, I was standing in that room. I was standing there uncomfortable, tired. I held that leg.

You were sweating. Your arms were aching. Better come through. She did all that pushing. I was standing in that room. I was standing there uncomfortable. I held that leg. You were sweating. Your arms were aching. Better come through. She did all that pushing. I was standing. She was laying down. Father's Day. My day, damn it.

She's going to throw something at you right now. Yeah, I was going to say, I'm going to punch you. If she wasn't breast pumping right now, she'd throw something at me across the room. That's how we say congrats if she's a trooper. Congrats. Yeah. She says thanks. All right. Now punch him, Leanne. Congrats. Yeah. She says thanks.

Now punch him, Leigh-Anne. Punch him. All right, Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yeah. So I got a text from Menace in our group chat the other day that we were all mentioned, I guess, on the show the other day. On the Woody show, yes. Yeah, yeah.

And my brother happened to listen to it, and he's like, dude, you got to hear this. Can I set it up real quick? Why you got you got to hear this can i set it up real quick why you got brought up okay so there's a news story about a guy who was wearing a chain that got shot and the chain stopped the bullet and then somebody on the show said oh who's like wearing chains these days and i go matter of fact i know somebody that just started wearing chains and he said it was because of his environment of where he worked everyone at work started wearing chains so he started wearing chains and i i said it looked good that was my part of it there were some other comments after that oh and i am here to address other comments so tyler what did you hear uh so what he mentioned something about me having a tweety bird shirt I have no idea what that was in reference to. He was probably thinking Randy.

Yeah, I'm like, what is he talking about? However, Seabass over here is like, oh, this fat and then just like left it at that. Okay, listen to me, you fat-faced prick. You fell off, all right? Don't come at me with that crap, dude. I know my size. I'm cool with it. I embrace it. You fell off all right don't come at me with that crap dude i know my size i'm cool with it i embrace it you fell off my guy you were all skinny and now look at you chubby cheek you look like a freaking chipmunk on the air get off my back figure out your situation and dude just let

me live yo clearly c-mass is living because he's a big boy eating all that food. Wow. This dude out here thinking he could keep his weight a secret like his girlfriend a secret. Get the hell out of here. You can't do either. It's a deep cut. Seabass is a secret eater, I think. Just to clarify, currently there's no

evidence of a secret girlfriend currently. Currently. Because why would someone want to date him right now? Wow, Julianne. But that was. I mean, I'm just saying. See, there's nothing wrong with him. Look, just because he called Tyler a fat piece of crap on the radio doesn't mean he literally has no space to say that at all.

Because he just blew up out of nowhere. I don't ever write on Instagram. I don't like bash. I'm not a troll. I don't say anything. So I thought I'd just save it for this podcast and bash him now. Wow. And Menace appreciates that. Save it for the pod. Save it for the pod. Well, with that,

Julianne, do you have anything you want to say? I think I said it all. Alright, Brett. Oh, do you know what? God freaking darn it. You know what we didn't acknowledge? We're talking to all these babies.

Guess what we didn't acknowledge, guys? Oh. What? I don't know. It's a very special day for a very special boy. His name is Brett Brady, and he just had a birthday. Yeah. Yes. Happy birthday Brett Make sure you hide that cake from Seabass

Actually Seabass did Eat half the damn cake And dude he goes back to the well Like a lot We brought in cakes for Red's birthday But then you said you continued Eating and you said you almost got Food hung over I came got food hung over from oh

no i came in food hung over the next day completely because like i had cake here like some of the carrot cake here that man's brought he brought three different cakes i want carrot cake went home had some more cake passed out for a couple hours because it might be pre-diabetes i'm not sure but every time i eat cake i pass out and woke up had had a two-pound burrito, went home, got more cake, and then I had a beer, but the beer didn't affect me, but I was sweating as if I had the sugar shakes, and I was trying to get the meat sweats out,

but there was no meat, and I woke up the next day feeling hungover from cake. I've been there, bro. That birthday burrito. Yeah. Monster. Dude, it was so good. By the way, shout out to Pepe's Tacos. Pepe's. Dude, it was so good. By the way, shout out to Pepe's Tacos. Pepe's?

Yeah, and Artigia. Go check them out. Do it. But you had a good birthday overall? Yeah, it was good. It was calm. It was calm, fun. Hit up the Santa Anita Mall, my favorite mall.

Yeah. Tons of shops that I like, anime, tons of cool stuff. Yeah, I heard from all of you guys, so thank you all so much for wishing me a happy birthday. But the biggest thing that happened on my birthday. What? Announced. Brand new North American tour for Babymetal. Can it get any better?

And I scored tickets for the House of Blues in Anaheim. I spent way too much money. Sold out. Worth it. I will be floor level looking up at Babymetal. God help me. Floor level's the best there. It's going to be amazing

and I may not survive. If you guys don't hear from me past December 3rd of this year, it's been nice knowing you all. Make sure you go in the mosh pit, please. That's the only place I'm going to be. The baby pit. My wife Shasta said she's going with me to make sure that I don't

end up on a flight to Japan right after. So you should. You need to record you. That might be how I end up getting murdered. So we'll find out. I support it. All right, guys. I thought you were going to shout out Randy's birthday because his is coming up, right?

The end of June. I mean, do we even know that guy anymore? I know. I got a birthday message from him, so therefore he exists. A couple of friends didn't even do that for me. Wow. Damn. You find out who your friends are.

Yeah, that's true. All right. Well, do you want to say any more before we leave, Brett? Or you said it all? No, that's it. Thank you all. Birthday. Baby metal.

Nice. F yeah. All right. Seabass is a fatty. I support this message. All right, guys. Well, thank you so much for listening to this podcast. F yeah. All right. Seabass is a fatty. I support this message. All right, guys. Well, thank you so much for listening to this podcast. Please rate and review it.

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