What's New Podcast - 20 Dollar Drama, New Milk Story, Should we stream, Food news & More!

Episode Date: February 7, 2025

On this episode we talk 20 Dollar Drama, New Milk Story, Should we stream, Food news & More!

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please contact Connex Ontario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I'm Metis, I'm joined by Bortz aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on the Woody Show Podcast. We are not joined today by our friends Eric and Randy who usually come to us live from Downey, California. But we are joined by our friend Heavy T, a.k.a. Tyler.

He's in Whittier, California. And over yonder in Covina, California, is our lovely friend Julianne. It's going to be a quick pod today, guys. Sorry, we got pushed back on recording and I got to pack for New Orleans this weekend and I got to write up a monologue for the show on the Woody show tomorrow and that usually takes up some time because I usually kind of get high so I can think of funny ideas when it comes to the jokes to that so just know like a lot of the stuff when you hear that monologue on the air that most likely I was high when I wrote it so at least it was funny to

me in the moment but I just want to say real quick, if you are in New Orleans this weekend, Saturday, I'm going to be on the corner of 1111. That's four ones. Julia Street, New Orleans from 130 to 330 with TCL. They're going to have a giant TCL bus. We're going to do some giveaways. So if you are in New Orleans or you just happen to be there for the weekend for the Super Bowl to check out all the festivities, please stop on by this Saturday.

You'll see all the details on social media. Even if you don't see it, just know to show up on Saturday, 1 to 3, 30 p.m. at 1111 Julia Street and look for the TCL bus. And I'd love to say hello to you and hang out and do some giveaways. But Tyler, what do you think of this? Madden Simulation says Eagles are going to be winning this Super Bowl. I did say that. I do love that because if I'm correct, I believe the Madden Simulations in the past couple years have been pretty close to the real deal um i'm

more than fine with this this is what everybody wants to see uh really everyone wants to see the eagles win over the chiefs nobody wants to see the chiefs win nobody except for taylor swift fans and people in kansas city want to see the chiefs win nobody wants yeah but wouldn't it be cool to like have my homes have a three pete that would That would be iconic. Who left Mahomes, dude? I hate that dude. Get out of here. I don't need that. One of the best quarterbacks of all time, like kind of changed the game of being quarterbacks and his style of quarterbacking.

Nah, dude, nobody wants to see that. Everybody's tired of him. Everybody knows the Chiefs are getting favorable calls, even though Commissioner Roger Goodell earlier this week is like, that's a ridiculous theory for anybody who actually believes it so it's it's so funny how bothered chiefs fans get when you say like i hope they lose so over at work i work with a guy who is from kansas city he obviously loves the chiefs because he's from kansas city that's fine i understand that i hope they lose I went out and bought a hat that says anyone but the Chiefs on it oh no dude was so bothered that I bought it saying I was doing it just to get attention and all this stuff dude the other reason why I hope Kansas City loses is because their fans have

turned into such fragile human beings they know that they're not winning like the way that they the old Patriots used to win or like the old cowboys used to win just by being dominant they know they're getting lucky as hell dude so the fragility of these people is on full display and i can't wait to see it come crashing down well i do think this is the last year for them so just let them end on a high you know the patriots kind of did that they just they were huge forever and then they just fell off big time if this actually models what the patriots were that means that this could be the last year we're about to get seven years of silence and then they're going to come back on another reign of terror in about a decade okay let it happen no we do not want that do not do that another person

that has beef and issues that would be julianne now julianne you have a beef with all of us and i would like to clear the air about it i do well you texted us and it was something which i did not understand and it like confused me and uh i'm sorry i haven't had time to reach out because i didn't really know what it was you sent us this graph with a bunch of numbers on it and said donate when it came to your daughter i don't mind donating to your daughter but i didn't know what it meant or what it was what it wasn't it was just football squares i mean they look the same like universally like i never played football square so i don't know what football squares are and how it works oh yeah they're just squares and you just pick a number and it was just easy.

All you had to do is. But were squares already picked? Yes. So her name, her name was scattered throughout the boxes and wherever her name was, there was a number. So all you had to say is, okay,

I'll have 27 or I'll have five. As long as her name was there, then that's the number that you get you just tell me which number you want. Oh so she didn't already call those numbers. No no no she didn't. It was already placed on the board no the the her coach just threw names all like scattered along the thing and all you had to do is wherever Felicity's name was at and if you like that number where her name was then you pick the number you're like okay I want 27 I want five whatever it was okay and then it was 20 bucks a square i think i understood this when i first saw it now i realized i did not

understand yeah all right trying to win something but the thing is is i didn't say send us money i said i said anyone want to buy a square for felicity's softball fundraiser just find her name on a square and tell me the number on it if not no worries i don't like buying these things either it was no big deal but then he came back and i was like okay uh silence means no like you guys didn't even respond to anything that i wrote like nothing it was like crickets well i was like well felicity i guess they're pretty much saying f you she's all we'll ask them back didn't say that, but... My thing is I didn't understand. I know these guys knew what was up, so Tyler? Just no. I didn't care enough. I'm sorry.

Wow! I'll remember that when he has his first set of twins and he wants someone to help him out. First set? Wow. He's already on his fifth set. Come on. I know. In my defense, yeah, I didn't know if I had the money come on i know uh in my defense yeah i didn't

know if i had the money so i didn't want to commit if i didn't have the money you don't have 20 dollars i mean i get tyler doesn't have 20 he has to look at his parents but come on i just i have 20 dollars i'm just not spending it on your kids okay i'm not doing it spending it on my kid it's spending it so that you can get 350 bucks back. Possibly you're gambling. It's a gambling thing. I could find better ways of making $350. No, you can't. You buy toys. You buy skateboards that you use with your fingers. Like, get the hell out of here.

And Jules, you know what I'm doing? Jules, you know what I'm doing while buying all that stuff? Enjoying my life with no kids. I don't care. Masturbating probably in the dark corner of your room. Yeah, masturbating to the thought of no kids. Oh, yeah. Look at that tech deck. Look at that sleek new tech deck.

Oh, yeah. I'm going to grind on that rail. Yeah, I'm sure he's grinding on it. F them kids. I got my own tech deck to buy. Yeah, dude. Look, if she's going to swear, I'm going to swear. Like Michael Jordan said, f them kids, okay? I don't need that. I corrected myself.

Yeah, I mean, I'm going say we we all went out and watched a baseball game i bought tyler a beer that was probably like 20 bucks like you know f tyler but look at i still did it i still like was you felt bad but all i'm saying is that i went out of my way i didn't have to like wait to get a beer first by anybody i just went out and i got you a beer first i wasn't like oh f tyler and f this he's a turd even though you are but like i don't i don't want to i don't want to throw out 20 bucks to your kid. I would've been like, hey, no big deal. I don't care. But instead, you guys are all dead quiet, no response.

I was like, all right, F you guys too. We gave you the idea to get our money. It was very easy. It was a sure way to get all of our money. God, Tyler would've given over his whole paycheck. What? All we asked for was for her to join the Girl Scouts. Yes!

Thank you. And we don't get no cookies! I know. That's the part that I left out of the story because when you got all, you know, mad that we didn't say anything, I said, okay, I'll call you because I'm confused on what this even is. I go, can't we just make it easy and she can sell some cookies and call it a day?

My kid's not a dork. I'm not signing her up for Girl Scouts. And I told her, I said, hey, Menace and all the guys are saying that you should sign up for Girl Scouts. She's all, no, I don't think so. We just said at least during cookie time and then she can quit. Yeah, that's the only time of the year we need it.

But she's not a quitter. Who's calling the Girl Scouts dorks? She just said at least during cookie time and then she can quit. Yeah, that's the only time of the year we need it. But she's not a quitter. Also, here's the other thing. Here's the other thing. Who's calling the Girl Scouts dorks? Okay, I'm not. They make great cookies. Of course you're not because you're hungry all the time. Why would you?

Why is that a bad thing? They feed you. Okay. Well, since we're talking about food, I guess I'll just get into food news because I had another question, but I'll ask after food news. Real quick, food news. You guys ready? Yo.

Here we go. Yes. Subway debuted a new footlong Oreo cookie. Are you all in or all out? Tyler, have you been enjoying these footlong cookies at Subway? I'm all in. I haven't had it. I actually have not had what is it they

have the footlong cookie they have like a footlong like yeah yeah some of that how much $20 no I think they're like five bucks okay I have not had any one of these things but the funny thing about it is I love that the what's his name from subway Jared from subway it did so much damage to this company that they're like, F it. We're not even trying to be healthy anymore. Stuff this footlong Oreo down your throat. They're back on track, baby. Here's the thing, though.

I told you I haven't had Subway in probably 15 years. I haven't had Subway in like two years. Would you be willing to try Subway again to get this footlong Oreo cookie? Okay, I'll be honest. They have brought in the footlong chocolate chip cookie. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I sea bassed it at least.

And it wasn't fresh. Sea bass a whole thing? Yeah. So, I mean, it wasn't fresh. So, I couldn't give an honest opinion if it was good or not. So I guess I would give it a try, but I'm not walking into a Subway anytime soon because I'm all about Jimmy John's, baby. Jimmy John's.

And if a Jimmy John's is not around, then I'll go into Jersey Mike's. But Jimmy John's is my number one. That's my jam. So good. All right. In other food news, Wendy's debuts an ube frosty, all in or all out. What is that? What's an ube frosty?

Are you serious? Yeah, what's an ube frosty? Ube is a very delicious Filipino treat that is put into a lot of different things. You have ube ice cream. You have ube. Oh, I've had the ice cream. Yeah. It's the purple one.

Yeah. Yeah. Purple yam. Yeah. It's purple yam purple one. Yeah. Yeah. Purple yam. Yeah. It's purple yam, basically. What? Yeah. Purple yam?

You don't know about Ube? No, but you want me a yam. You guys aren't cultured enough. Okay. It says that it is a subtle, nutty, vanilla-like flavor. Yeah. I'll try it. That looks good.

I'll try it. No, thanks. Sorry. You needed Randy for that one. Anyways, Ube, Frosty actually only available in the Philippines. Thank God. All right. You hate her.

You've never had it. You don't know. Dude, she's just so good. She's just hating because you didn't buy a square, man. No. You did not make it sound tasty. I hate everything you like. Because I should just say ube, and you should know what it is and know that it's good.

They only sell it in the Philippines. No, they sell ube all over the freaking United States. Whatever. Is it at Jollibee? It is at Jollibee. See, it's at Jollibee. Speaking of Jollibee, Jollibee has released new chicken tenders with a signature sauce. Hmm.

I wonder where they got that from. Hmm. Same thing with KFC, where they have tenders only restaurant called saucy with their own special sauce everybody's trying to get on the raising cane train to have these like chicken strips or chicken fingers and getting their special sauces because they see raising canes stacking them chips doc and opening up everywhere so that cane sauce though they're trying to make their own version so yeah all, here's something that you might know because

apparently you're not culture enough to know anything Filipino. Here we go with Liquid Death. They have a new soda-inspired sparkling waters. Are you in Killer Cola, Dr. Death, which I don't know what that is, and Root Beer Raff.

Oh, I would try the Root Beer. You're a Liquid Death fan, Brett. I have had the Doctor Death. It is their spin on Dr. Pepper. Oh! And if you like Dr. Pepper, which I do, you will really enjoy this. Wow. Think

Diet Dr. Pepper in a sparkling water form. It is pretty delicious. Wait, it tastes like diet? Does it have like that weird aftertaste? No, it only tastes like diet because it's watery. That's how I'm really. Sparkling water? Yeah, yeah.

I mean, it did throw me for a second when I first tried it because I wasn't sure what it would be. And then after a while, I was like, oh, okay, this is good. The first taste is a bit of a shock. Afterwards, it's very good and delicious. All right. I really want to try the cola one, though's very good and delicious. All right. Tyler? I really want to try the cola one, though. Are you in?

I'm intrigued. I will try it. The only thing is about Liquid Death, which I love it, right? Yeah. Man, they're going to have me go bankrupt. That stuff is so expensive. Oh, yeah. These ones, the cans are smaller.

Really? It's a 12-inch can. Dude. Yeah. I love it, but a case of canned water is like $25. Okay. Okay. I will give you a little cheat for liquid death.

Yes. Go to your local Ross. Ross! And they have liquid death there more times than not. Do they really? No way. Yep. You could find liquid death and a couple

other high profile water brands like Essentia there. For like people that can't sell this stuff, it ends up at Ross? If they have overstock or something, but it ends up there and it's the same stuff that flies off the shelves at the grocery store. What about Burlington Co-Factory? They got some dope snacks there.

Actually, I have seen it at burlington too yes yeah yeah dude oh snap dude dude that's a hack right there so how much are they selling it for what's the street 10 bucks 10 bucks for a box it's like half the price yeah damn okay yeah yeah but here's the thing if you don't see it in the food area go to the checkout aisle it will be in one of those racks on the checkout aisle on the way out. Wow, alright. Life hack right there. Well, this is where I buy my toys, people.

Because I can't pay $30 for an action figure like Tyler. I have to get for $4 at Ross. Okay, Julianne. Yes? Pause it for a second because I know you're going to make fun of me. But guys, you know how I'm really into F1? Yeah. I keep on almost pulling the trigger on getting some Lego F1 sets.

Yes! Dude, do it. Do it! I'm like, but do I have the time for this? Of course you have the time. Yeah. You're only young once. Look, it's very soothing to your brain to put puzzles together like that. Yeah, I was thinking about maybe even

just to maybe fire up Twitch again and just turn on the Twitch and just let people chat while I'm putting a Lego together. Dude, do it. Yeah, I would totally want you to do it. She'll be in the comments the entire time. Liar. Like Like look at his door

Putting his F1 car together You should see my eyes I'm crying Damn This isn't gonna help her I need something Julian because I do need a break because Dude the phone, the email, the text

The TV's on Grown up stuff is hard Grown up stuff is hard It's like, dude, the phone, the email, the text, the TV's on. Growing up stuff is hard. Growing up stuff's hard, but I'd like to maybe like, you know, just smoke a little bit and just put together this thing. Like, I get it now. Right, Tyler? You want to go to the beach later and make some sand castles?

Yes! I want to fly kites! I want to stir up at the stars at night. Life is too much, man. Was that Juliette falling out of her chair? You guys, I'm sweating. It's called glistening. You don't think that's cool? Totally, yeah.

But it's a badass race car, Juliette. I know. Invite me over. I can't take him seriously. I'm like, I think Menace is being serious about kids. Menace is being dead serious and Jules just forgot how to have fun because she has kids. What are you talking about? I have fun every day. You guys don't even know.

I play with Legos every day and blogs and all kinds of stuff. Yeah, I'm sure begging people for money via fundraiser is real fun. It's not begging, Tyler. It's called asking. She whips out her Tatas and shoots her milk all over the Legos to knock them down. I don't even know why he got into Legos. I was going to say, Julian's going to make it worse, but real talk. Didn't you hear those blocks just fall right now?

Milk shooters. Building model kits for the last couple years, like when I have a vacation, is extremely soothing to me. It really helps. Yeah, Julianne. F-ing hater. You know what? You guys, I knit, so I can't even talk. What?

What? All right, Grandma. I make some mean-ass scarves. Oh, great. Dude, we talk about knitting enough on the Woody Show. I don't need to bring it here. Great. Just what we needed.

While Juliet is at the club drinking, partying, twerking, goes home and knits. I make a knit. Wow. Every time I come home not blacked out, you just see me drunk and drooling and knitting. Oh, my God. But being a girl scout mom would be so lame i thought you were cool i thought you were cool hey we all have our dark secrets damn i was just thinking about the lego thing you're actually knitting how many potholders

have you been this year i don't do that i only can do scarves i would like to know more how to do more but yeah and I like to sew My mom bought me a sewing machine And we're going to take sewing classes We were supposed to do it But COVID happened So my sewing machine Is all brand new in the box

What is happening dude You sound exactly like Sammy On our show She's already taking sewing classes. Why? I love it. Clothes is like two cents these days. Julian's excuse.

She and Timu. At least has ten kids, you know? Like, she has a reason to be like this. Sammy has no excuse. I have made a quilt before. Why? She can never call me dorky again yeah oh you guys i know when i was little i used to rip apart my barbie clothes and like sew them back together and like i don't know i just i

find it soothing you know after all this like grown-up stuff i just didn't find where's tyler Where's Tyler? I'm not joining any of this quilting crap, dude. I could care less. I'm just wondering if I can get some oven mitts. To cover them chi-chis. All right. Well, to wrap up food news, I don't know how we got into all that. Wrap up food news.

Just a reminder, myself and Brett, we're actually going to be in Garden Grove. That will be March 1st from 1 to 3 p.m., right? I think so. Yeah, 1 to 3 p.m., I believe. I don't know. Keep an eye on social media. But that's where we'll be in Garden Grove, March 1st. And definitely you're going to want to stop by.

You'll find out why pretty soon. But March 1st, we're going to gonna be at stater brothers so come on by and say hi apparently that's the one that my wife grew up next to oh no so i told her we were gonna be there she's like you're gonna go to my stater memory lane dude it's gonna be awesome movies coming out this weekend there's one movie coming out that i really want to see. It's called Love Hurts. It's with Kihei Kwon. Data from the Goonies. He was also in Everything, Everywhere, All at Once. Short Round.

Short Round. Indiana Jones. From Indiana Jones. That looks really good. That's a trailer you can go watch right now. Love Hurts is going to be in theaters this weekend. I know the weekend after, I really want to see it. Captain America, Brave New World. I saw some trailers. You got the Red Hulk. That looks good. Yeah. this weekend i know the weekend after i really want to see it captain america brave new world

i saw some trailers got the red hulk that looks good yeah and then tyler i thought of you instantly did you see the trailer that dropped for jurassic world rebirth are you all in or all out i saw it i'm immediately all in i will be there for an early access screening i don't know how i'm gonna do that but i will be in that chair no matter what, and I'll probably see it five times before it leaves the theaters. Oh, hell yeah. You will also have the new Lego set when it drops. Yes, I will.

100%. Julianne. I've even seen some videos coming out, another franchise that Tyler loves, Fast and Furious. Have you been seeing the footage of people posting the new roller coaster at Universal Studios? Yeah, I saw that. Have you been seeing the footage of people posting the new roller coaster at Universal Studios? Oh, yeah. I saw that. I have. The fact that it's going to kind of loop around the entrance to the escalator to take you

further into the park, that's kind of crazy. And I don't know. I don't know how I feel about it being on the edge of the hillside like that. But hey, if that's your thing, go ahead, man. What? Are you too afraid to do it or what? Yeah. I don't know.

I'm not doing that. Are you kidding me, dude? What the hell? All right. What the hell? I'm not doing that. Are you kidding me, dude? What the hell? All right. What the hell? I'm not doing that. Why not? You're tough enough to make Legos but not get on a roller coaster?

Because I'm not suicidal. What's wrong with you? It's a roller coaster made by a studio. It's on a hillside with my luck. There's a quake and it falls. We literally got on the Cars ride together. That was on a hill. Yeah.

No, that's the Cars ride, dude. That thing does not go like spinning me up and down and all around. We get it. You're hill. No, that's the cars ride. That thing does not go spinning me up and down and all around. We get it. You're afraid. I am 100% afraid. I have mentioned this several times. Oh yeah, that's true. Remember when we got him on the ride at Knott's

and he was petrified? He was all afraid. Yeah, it was the one time I was grateful to be fat because they're like, oh, the bar won't close. I'm like, cool, get me up. You could have fit in a chair. Which we've never brought up. Oh, Tyler. But you've lost weight since then, right?

I was going to say, I've lost like 40 pounds since then, so I should be able to fit now. But still, dude, I was like terrified. And then they're like, oh, well, you're too big. I'm like, cool, get me off. Cool. Thanks for letting me know. thanks for letting me know thanks for letting me know uh oh there was one other movie trailer that i really liked i don't know exactly when this movie comes out but it's called novacaine and the premise is you know there's some people that actually can't feel pain no matter what you like yes you pinch them there's actual like real disorder there's like nerves

that are like they're dead pretty much yeah so they're not connected to their brain yeah so the premise of this movie is this guy has this disorder and his his girlfriend gets kidnapped and then he goes after the guys that kidnapped his girlfriend and he's like putting his hand into a fryer to grab a gun out of the fryer he's like he's punching glass to have glass on the ends of his hands so when he punches somebody it cuts them it's like it's crazy but it's a comedy too at the same time look up this trailer nova cane it's awesome yeah it looks funny and awesome at the same time tyler i think you'll like it yeah i think it's Jack Quaid is the main guy, right? Oh, yeah, yes, yes. Oh, I love him. Okay, guys.

So I did see this trailer. I'm intrigued. I do like action movies like this, especially when they're comedies. I'll check it out. All right, Julianne, I have to ask you now. So you weren't on the last podcast, unfortunately. But the podcast before, you shared an epic story about your dog eating your neighbor's cat, which I ended up sharing on the Woody Show.

Oh, my God. Oh, that's okay. And then you left us on a cliffhanger. You said, you know what? I actually have one other story to share. I said, you know what? Save it for the next episode. So are you willing to share the second story?

Yes. Yes. So in the beginning of January, as you guys know, I went out to Dana Point and hung out and was with a bunch of my girlfriends. And when we came back to my mom's place, this is very blurry, but I remember telling one of my friends, oh, yeah, I can squirt milk really far. And then I pulled my boob out and I squirt her. She freaking pulled her boob out and tackled me to the ground and started squirting her breast milk in my face.

I did not know. Yes. I did not know. I didn't know she was breastfeeding. I knew she had a baby like a year old, but I guess she's still breastfeeding and she was squirting it all up in like close, close range. I was drowning in it.

We're tackling each other on the ground, squirting boob milk at each other. Tyler, you're drooling right now. I'm going to keep this real. And you don't have OnlyFans, why? I'm going to keep this real. I'm going to keep this real. I'm going to keep this real. Look, we don't really get paid to do this podcast.

And you know what? That's fine. I am more than fine with that. I love talking with you guys every week. This is very enjoyable. This is one of the things I don't mind doing for no money. We are sitting on an OnlyFans gold mine. Why are we not investing in this?

Let's go. This is the one way we could actually make money and we're not doing it. Julia could be taking us on freaking private jets right now to Vegas, but no. She could take me to Japan by now.

I'm a mom. You guys can't give me $20 for a square. You think I'm going to take your butts on a freaking jet? No, but I'll talk about your OnlyFans all day long, every day.

I'll give you $20 once we get a million. Come on. I need money to give you money. Tyler has a freaking point, dude. So there's this OnlyFans girl on Instagram, and her name's Jellybean, Jellybean Brains, whatever. I talked about her during the Power Slap stuff in UFC because she partnered with Power Slap and Dana White and she gave away a McLaren, right? This is the girl with the car that smashes stuff, right?

Yeah, I've watched her stuff for a while. She's huge on Instagram, right? She makes so much money off of her OnlyFans that every other day she has a new Ferrari, a new Lamborghini, Rolls Royce. And then she makes so much money, she ends up just giving them away on her Instagram. She just gives them away? Yeah, to her followers. Yes. Oh.

Yeah. Her Instagram, if you want to see her, it's jelly. I think you would actually really like this chick, Julianne, because she's funny. Jellybean.irl. Jellybean.irl on Instagram. So check instagram so check her out julianne be inspired because dude we are about to be inspired jellybean say it one more time jellybean.ir i see her i see her yeah check her out you telling me the people listening to this podcast right now wouldn't immediately go to your page i've've literally had them.

They ask me all the time for an OnlyFans. Yeah, they're like, oh, do you have OnlyFans? Do you have OnlyFans? You should think about getting one. I'm like, no. No, because if I had no kids, then I'd probably be like, already on it. You've already told the stories. Dude, I know, but a story is a story, but like

for them to see it with their eyes, or I don't know i just couldn't you're teaching your kids to be proud of your body it's called empowerment thank you you guys my dad my mom they'd be so just they would kill me like they already don't like how i act as it is honest Let me ask you an honest question. Are your parents on any social media whatsoever? Are they online? Yes, and they like to follow me on stuff. And I'm like, stop.

Don't follow my Instagram. Follow me on my Facebook. And they would definitely hear about it too. Like Julianne. Oh, they for sure would. Her siblings would find out about it and rat her out. Yeah. Well, you know what fixes sadness?

Money. Yes. And lots of it. P lots of piles you guys forget even though i'm completely whitewashed i have hispanic parents and this is like not okay in their book like i still get in trouble you guys and i'm 40 years old like i still get yelled at i don't get put in the corner or anything but damn you they may as well like i they are just very strict people still so i i can't I can't do that. This is what you're going to do.

I'm just going to suggest you're going to make this money. And then in order to please them, you're going to donate 10% to the Catholic church. Okay. We're going to get around this. We're going to make this a workaround. Juliet, I need to be on a yacht.

Okay. What are we doing here? Yeah. You can buy your parents a yacht. Okay. How about this? How about this how about this julianne all right we can do a lot with ai these days okay the spring fight it goes down

we still you know we reenacted it's all crazy but we're able to do like a face swap with ai so it wouldn't be actually you know i actually thought that one time i was like what if i just cover my face but that i have a tattoo on my side that is like you just you know that it's me so if we can cover up that tattoo and maybe cover my face easy okay i can be like mom dad that is not me where's the tattoo it's not there okay i have an idea i have an idea and we can cut tyler into this so he doesn't live at his parents house anymore let's put put Tyler's face up. Cut me into it?

I will be her manager. All of a sudden, Tyler wants to be my best friend. No, okay. Let's make this very clear. I am your manager. I am not your friend, okay? I am just here to make money. You can't climb on board then, Tyler.

I'm sorry. I'm not trying to climb on board to anything. I'm just trying to keep it business. Hi, Julianne, friend, manager right here. And I suggest that we use AI to put Tyler's face on your body during all these actions. Oh, I think so. Look, I'm going to be real with that. No one's going to buy that.

I think people actually would. I think they would, too. We need money. No one's going to buy that. Oh, they would. They would. Don't worry. Yeah.

We'll figure it out. Interesting conversation here. It's all a brainstorm. Yeah, it is. What's Eric and Randy going to come back to the next episode? What? Is this a squirt gun fight? What happened?

This has been a brainstorm since I was working on the Woody show, Menace. I know. You were telling me to do Twitch a long time ago. Something. Something. Oh, my God, Julianne. All you have to do is play a whatever video game. It doesn't matter what video game.

It could be a puzzle game. It could be a shooter game. Wear cat ear headphones, and you'll get tons of subscribers and money. Easy. And what? Do I just sit there wearing a bra? Sure. That's great.

At the Woody Show, all we said is that you should at least do some feet stuff. Not even nude. Just, like, the feet thing. And you know who's picked up that torch is morgan she's teetering she's already had a page people have already pre-signed up for it oh my god that's well she has no kids and then i'm gonna you know i guess i'm gonna be on morgan's pj instead of julia this is this is what you're gonna do you're gonna you're gonna twitch you're gonna get a banner or something in the background yeah it's

gonna say you know what's new pod and it's gonna say woody show on it we're gonna get more followers and also i am gonna help you bring in money i will bring in sponsors we will get rich this is an easy win situation okay look i'll be honest do you know how much these dudes fork over on only fans and on twitch dude we are jules we are looking at a gold mine okay okay i will gladly take advantage i will gladly take advantage of other people for money listen linda this is what i'll do if you guys are one of you guys wants to come over my house and set it up and help me you know figure out how to do this i'll do it i can't do it by myself i will i like i'm not super tech savvy like that so if someone wants to come to my house help me set it up show me what would be cool

because i don't know what guys like uh then i'll do it kevin won't care menace okay what do you think do you think if she does twitch stream say say she plays video games, what if she has her feet kicked up on the table, wide shot, so you can see legs and feet, instant subscribers, or secondary camera, if you subscribe, you get a full shot with the feet in it. Don't give out our secrets on what we're going to do, because Morgan's going to take it. Oh, yeah, true. She won't play video games. No, but the secondary camera is actually pretty good.

Yeah, that's pretty good. It's pretty solid. All right, guys. Well, I have to go home and I have to pack for New Orleans and meet up with Eric, who's already out there. And just FYI, if you saw some stuff on social media about media people being in a garage area for the Super Bowl, Eric is a little more higher end. He's not in the garage area. So you might see that on social of all the media people down there.

He's not there. But he's the actual grass of the field. Yeah, heck yeah. So that's awesome for him. Can't wait to meet up with him. Again, if you are in New Orleans, come meet up with me at 1111 Julia Street on Saturday from 1.30 to 3.30. I will be right there at the TCL television bus. You can't miss it.

We're going to do a bunch of giveaways. I'd love to see you there. If you're not going to be there and you're still in New Orleans, later that evening I'm going to go to Burt Kreiser's show. He's going to be a bunch of giveaways. I'd love to see you there. If you're not going to be there and you're still in New Orleans later that evening, I'm going to go to Bert Kreischer's show. He's going to be there with Nikki Glaser. It's going to be awesome. Check that out. It's at the Uno theater or arena. I believe, I don't know. You can just go to Bert, Bert, Bert.com. And speaking of Bert, we are going to be doing giveaways on the Woody show next week,

fly away to Las Vegas to come hang out at his show March 21st at Resorts World. We're going to do a mean greet. I will be your liaison for that mean greet. So if you listen to Alt 98.7 in the morning, we are going to be doing those giveaways at 8, 10 a.m. all week long. Also, if you listen to us on 93.1 The Mountain in Las Vegas, we'll be doing giveaways on there as well. Please rate and review this podcast wherever you listen to podcasts. Shoot us an email, writethepod

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but he's going to be in a bunch of Woody Show cities, so just go to his website. Shout out to Gabriel Iglesias, a.k.a. Fluffy. I'm definitely going to hit up his show February 22nd in San Francisco at Chase Center. The night before, he's going to be in San Jose, California. I'm going to try to make that one as well. That is February 21st, I believe if it's still SAP center,

I don't know. I haven't lived in the Bay in a long time, so they're changing arena names all the time, but he'll be in San Jose and San Francisco that weekend. Make sure you check him out. Go to fluffy guy.com and see where he's going to be at next. Shout out to sex with Emily. Go to sex with Emily.com.

Listen to our podcast, our follower on social media at sex with Emily on Instagram and tick tiktok if tiktok is still around who knows shout out to our friends matt and kim they are banned just go to matt and kim dot com and see where they're playing next and listen to the mothership the woody show money through friday on the iheart radio app tyler do you have anything to say before we leave uh yeah there was a little, weird thing that happened on the Woody show Reddit the other day, or I guess yesterday, technically, uh, Brett, feel free to chime in and lay it down. Oh, well, we've had some people on the Woody show Reddit coming out and asking if, uh, Tyler, sorry, dumb ass Tyler, AKA heavy tea on air is single. And if his DMs are open and are they able to slide into it so if i see this i respond back with yes he is taking applications for new milk mamas hit him up so this person did

hit up tyler um and said that they would tyler responded tyler what happened out of that so yeah someone said like oh like i think they said something along the lines of maybe i'd slide into the dms or whatever. And I said, because they asked specifically if I had a girlfriend or no. And I said specifically, no, I do not have a girlfriend. Yes, the DMs are open. And then all the comments got deleted and the account was just gone. So I'm like, what just happened here?

Like, I don't know. I don't know if said person is shy, if it was a joke. Like, I wouldn't be surprised if it was a joke. Are they fishing? Yeah, if there was fishing. Like, so I haven't received anything, which, I mean, it's fine, whatever. I don't care. But I don't know.

I just thought it was weird. That's weird. Everything deleted? Yeah. And you know what the funny thing is? I do see that. I was just curious about one thing, because it looked like one of those profiles

that someone just made up out of the blue. Sure enough, the profile was made two days ago. Those were the only comments from it, and then it just disappeared. I was like, yeah, 100% messing. And, you know, we're still holding out for one of Julianne's friends anyway, so we can all hang out.

There was one. There was one that was interested, and Tyler didn't go to that freaking bar in Newport. No. No one was interested. That was far as hell. Close enough. That was me just saying, come out. You live in the OC, right?

Just come on. And you're like, I'm not going all the way out there. Yeah, because I had work the next morning. You want me to drive an hour all the way down? Come on. Tyler, come on. You only live once. You tell me you haven't hour all the way down? Oh, Tyler, come on. You only live once. You tell me you haven't given up sleep

to go hang out with some chick before. Get out of here. Nightly. Come on. That's not the point. Shut up. All right, Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave? No, I'm good now. Okay. Yeah.

Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yeah, actually, to go with Reddit again, Too many stories. Yeah. All right. Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yeah. Actually, to go with Reddit again, I saw that there is a What's New Pod subreddit now. Oh, yes, yes. We've got to keep people to sign up for that. I was going to say, because people on the Woody Show Reddit have mentioned, hey, is there a What's New Pod one? There is now a What's New Pod subreddit.

You can go there, subscribe to it, comment, submit your questions there yes we'll see it if you want to slide it to tyler's dms hit them up there if you want to see julian's feet pics or have her join twitch you do it comment there any of that oh what what was i gonna say there was actually a really good idea on there that i'll prepare for next time but people wanted us to do like a i don't know like a quiz game between everybody so i did see that i thought that was good good i'm gonna be honest with you i'm going to win oh okay all right just throwing it down right now i will win such confidence all right well what you against randy are you against julne? Me against Randy, Eric, depending on what the subject is, maybe Brett

and then Julianne. Randy, Eric, and Jules, I will definitely beat. Oh, for sure. I mean, everyone will beat me. Come on. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. What about some pride? How far can milk shoot

from a human body? I'm street smart, not bug smart. We'll figure it out. How far can milk shoot from a human body? I'm street smart, not bug smart. We'll figure it out. How many beers can you drink before your milk turns toxic? See, give me shit like that. I got you guys. I got you. How many shots before you black out?

Ten. Tyler might get that one too. Alright guys, well thank you again for listening to this podcast and we'll see you next week what's new what's new with menace Outro Music