What's New Podcast - Apple Watch Drama, Randy doesn't know AAA, HBO Max and more!
Episode Date: May 28, 2020Apple Watch Drama, Randy doesn't know AAA, HBO Max and more!...
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What's new? What's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod with Menace.
I am joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
Yo.
He has an assistant.
His name is Eric.
We call him Nick Soundwave sometimes.
Also, we have Randy, who's a radio DJ himself,
and he works on The Woody Show.
What is up, Randy?
Hey, what's up?
Plus, we have our special guest.
His name is Tyler.
What is up, Tyler?
I am the one they call Tyler.
What's up, everybody?
I'm still here, still alive.
And, of course, before we get started, we have to give a big special shout out to
Banging Buns. Hot chicken.
So good. You had a Banging Buns drop, Eric, at your house just recently
thanks to Randy. I had one as well, but I want to hear about your experience. I did.
I did. It's funny, though, because of course, sorry, you know, I hate to drag Randy
under the bus, but this is actually, because of course, sorry, I hate to drag Randy under the bus,
but this is actually, this played out. No, and I'm doing this very reluctantly because you did help me out. You dropped, you hand delivered banging buns to my door, which is amazing. I
ate that night. My fiance, Dr. Sunshine had, we both had great chicken that night. Thanks to Randy
delivering it. But my text exchange with Randy went like this. man me and leanne are out on a on a walk right
now shoot me a text with your eta so i can make sure we're back in time we'll probably back in
time but just let me know when you're on the way okay man cool sweet and you know he hasn't texted
me yet let me jump in the shower i'm a little hot it was a hot day in california that day la was like
84 and sunny yeah so i'm like he hasn't texted me Let me jump in the shower real quick. As I'm taking my pants off to get in the shower.
Hey, man, I'm here.
Yep.
No, no, no warning text.
I'm driving.
Randy, man.
Yep.
Coordinating with Randy is so bad.
So bad.
If I even look at my phone when I drive with Menace, Menace will freak out.
Bro, bro.
Why did you drag me into this?
I'm assuming there was a red light somewhere.
I'm assuming there was a, hey, we're leaving banging buns. I'll be there was a red light somewhere I'm assuming there was a hey we're leaving
banging buns I'll be there in 20
or it could have been like
or it could have just been like
hey um I just
finished up at Menace's house
I'm leaving Menace's house right now
which is why I feel so bad for doing
this because I really appreciate it
and he hand delivered it but I'm just like
oh my god dude I was more looking out for Randy
because literally five minutes later,
he would have been circling my block
while I was showering.
Yeah.
Anyways, that was a-
But thanks, Randy.
It was delicious.
Bacon buns, go to North Hollywood.
Randy, you're my friend.
I love you, man.
But just sometimes it's too easy, man.
Yeah.
Also, again, if you listen to this
somewhere around the world, they're hoping to get
on gold belly soon. So you can get bacon buns delivered to your house, no matter where you live.
And hopefully that'll be available soon. Um, another thing that we talked about on our
previous podcast was getting Tyler an Apple watch. So there was an Apple watch acquired
and Tyler has one.
He's been using it all week and it's become an obsession between Nick Soundwave and I to track it every day.
We've been looking at the reports.
Tyler, do you know that we can check up on you pretty much up to the minute?
I'm aware. I'm aware of this.
We know that you're wearing it, but is there any movement at all yes there is some movement i'm not wearing it 24 7. no dude dude you're lying why oh my god i'm not lying tyler's movement
1000 this is 24 hours it changes at midnight it re-ups at 11.59 p.m. that night. His movement, May 26th, 1,247 steps logged.
I didn't have it on the whole day.
Standing hours.
Standing hours.
So standing hours on the Apple Watch.
You literally just have to be moving, standing up for a minute, and it'll give you a check
for the hour.
Yeah.
Six of 12 hours.
Six of 24, I guess, if you think about the full scheme of the day see
he's lying i'm not lying dude and why and if you just got an apple watch once you think like okay
i'm gonna wear it a lot you're not gonna automatically stop wearing it once in a while
that's that's what somebody does after they've had it for like a year yeah dude this is like the the honeymoon period where you're into it may 25th again 24 hour period 490 steps 2 of 12 stand hours how
400 bro it's like he's moved but there's other days where there's no movement bro yeah where i
just didn't put my watch on i'm sorry like i left it by my bed charging. No, dude, you're laying down all day. I mean, look, like I said, it's been on the charger.
But I will say this.
My brother has been getting on my case.
He's been running a lot lately in the morning.
I'm actually really proud of him.
He's actually tomorrow going to go for a 10-mile run.
Oh, that's great for your brother.
I'm going to follow him along in the car.
Yeah, it's crazy, man.
He's encouraging me to run. I'm going to follow him along in the car. Yeah, it's crazy, man. He's encouraging me to run with him a little bit at a time.
Maybe start with a mile.
I'm probably going to die, but you know what?
It'll be worth it.
No, no, no.
It's not going to be worth it because you're going to have such a bad time.
You're going to get deterred from doing exercise.
You should be walking, dude.
If you try to run a mile as fast as you can,'re gonna be out for like four days of activity i'm not trying
to do as fast as i can i'm just trying to you know pace myself do a little bit and i don't know
maybe i won't start with a mile maybe i'll just start with a half mile because i will tell you
the worst thing about exercise i absolutely hate running that is the one thing i hate the most okay
his defense that he's not wearing it is such BS because I
know he's playing with it and texting and
using the other applications on it. There's no
way he's not wearing it.
Oh my God. No one just gets
a watch. And to top it all
off, you know what we're doing here. We're
setting you up to fail. At least do something
for the first week. Oh, I know you're setting
me up to fail. The last podcast was all about
tracking your actual
movement and then you give us ammo on the next podcast to say that you don't move at all and
then every week every week every week you're like look man i talked to my mom today i talked to my
brother today yeah i had a conversation listen i'm trying to do push-ups look man i had a conversation
with my neighbor's cat,
and you know what?
We decided I got to get out of the house more.
Just set apart one hour of your day and just go for a walk.
That's it.
Okay, Randy.
What do you mean, okay, Randy?
Wait, are you fat-shaming Randy?
I've been eating clean for a week and a half.
When I told you to start, where did you go?
You went to Denny's.
Okay, no, no, no. You ate like an alley cat. No, no. Look, i told you to start where did you go you went to denny's okay no no no no no no no
look i told you don't know me i told you that was planned the night before i wasn't just like how
you played with me just like how you played with me to start doing keto i told you you asked me
that after i had already said yes to denny's dog you can't go to Denny's and just ask for eggs and cheese and bacon.
It's my first time eating out in a restaurant for like two months because everything's been closed.
I'm going to get what I want just this one time, okay?
To celebrate the momentous occasion that, hey, I'm feeling a little bit normal actually sitting down in a restaurant.
You're one of those guys that celebrates stupid holidays, aren't like oh my gosh today's national going outside today who cares it's
going to pancake day you can see dennis isn't going anywhere whoa whoa whoa don't diss national
pancake day okay tyler shut up dennis isn't going anywhere dude just go out and walk so we have to
give you speeches every week all right all right so tyler i want to go back to are you really fat shaming randy though no no absolutely not i'm not fetching me randy
i mean because we are we can oh okay i mean we can but look i look i know that we get on randy
a lot so i'll just i'll let him live just a little bit did we miss a key a key item there
where randy invited tyler to join the keto Yeah, so what's going on with that?
So yes, I think it was two days ago
He hit me up while we're playing Xbox and he said hey, let's do keto and I said, okay cool
It happened to be a little bit right before I went to Denny's like a couple hours before something like that
But after that I said, okay, let's do it. And so two, I think it's been two
days. Haven't had bread in two days, which is really hard to do because when I go to the kitchen,
I love making something that's just fast and simple. And usually those require bread,
like sandwiches, bread. And if I want to make like a burger bread, if I just want to have like
Eggo waffles for breakfast, you know, it's carbs. So it's hard to cut all that out.
Just eggs.
A lot of eggs.
Egg whites or eggs?
That'll do.
Just eggs for now.
I haven't gotten to the egg white part yet.
You don't need egg whites.
You need eggs.
Yeah.
Look, baby steps.
We'll get there eventually, okay?
Sorry.
Egg whites is more difficult than just eggs.
Okay.
So just a lot of no sugar, no bread.
Got it.
Yeah, how much easier could it get?
You hungry?
Heat something up that's meaty.
That's it.
Look, I'm not one to talk, but, you know, if you're trying good,
I'm not going to shame you into it, but just don't lie to us.
I won't lie.
Both of you.
Look, look, I will.
What are you lying about?
You see me every day.
Biggie Promise or whatever the hell they call it,
I will not lie about this.
I mean, me and Randy did the no bread, no red meat for, what was that, Lent.
And aside from like two slip-ups for me, I actually did really well.
And as far as, okay, maybe it was three.
And as far as I know, Randy did pretty well, I think, aside from like one slip-up.
I don't remember. Okay, well, damn, someone's pretty well. I think aside from like one slip up, I don't remember.
Okay, well, damn, someone's keeping count.
Geez, all right.
I have to hold you guys accountable
because you two are the biggest liars on the podcast.
So we gotta hold you accountable for something.
Yeah, I know.
Eric's getting back into it.
Yeah, Menace, I was actually talking to Randy
the other day.
I was like, it's time to snap out of this quarantine mood.
I shaved for the first time in like
four months to my skin yeah i'm out in this world more i've been going home to help my mom outside
a lot more like she's trying to redo her backyard so i've been forcing myself to just kind of not
be in this like quarantine funk anymore so the next thing we got to do is acquire a watch for
bort i was actually talking to bort about that the other day. I'm thinking of getting a bigger watch because I'm a dummy and I got the one that's the smaller one. Man, was I wrong? It's
so annoying to have a small Apple watch, but Brett has a smaller wrist than I do. So I'm sure it'd
fit fine on him. I have a skinnier wrist. I'm pretty sure you guys are one. You want all the
cheese, man, what I'm doing, if I'm actually getting off my ass or I'm like these two and
sitting on my ass all day. Yeah. It's fun. Or there's the fact
that I think I've taken photos of my Fitbit
just to send you guys updates on
hey look I walk four miles.
See here's the thing. We can
acquire a watch for Brett. That's fine.
Or for Bort. But the problem is
will he actually wear it?
Well because he's worried about the government
tracking him and all that stuff.
I don't have a problem with the government tracking me though tyler i wear a fitbit every
single day and he has a cell phone that would run the apple watch yeah okay i'll give him the
cell phone thing but is the government really tracking fitbits let's let's be real here who
even brought that up man i'm wearing my fitbit every day okay even when it's dead i wear it
dude geez it's like tyler it's like oh never mind look tyler
stop getting me to try to be on your side here when i'm shaming you for not getting off your
ass get off your damn ass the day bort joins my side is gonna be a cold day in hell because i
know that's never gonna happen all right moving on i've been looking online and i'm telling you
right now is a great time to get a car if you want to get a car I know
Bort is maybe considering it but when we were talking about it I saw something pop up in our
you know group chat about AAA what was going on with that well me and Randy were talking about
cars and AAA earlier this morning because he submitted for his car registration tags
like what two months ago Randy and they've been
stopped like he can't get the tags
at the moment because he needed like proof
of insurance or something but he did it by the mail
right and he
cannot get his tags it's months
later he can't really go there
he can't you know they're barely opening back
up so we're talking about the DMV right
right yeah sorry but this
kind of carried hand in hand with my insurance company, which I won't name because I'm a nice person.
But basically what happened was they put down the wrong VIN number.
So the DMV and my insurance company both had two different numbers.
However, if you input both numbers into the system, both times my car pops up.
Sounds like a rainy thing.
And so when I called the DMV and I spoke to someone in their front office, she's like, oh, God, we've like never had this before. I'm like, that's crazy. I don't care. How
can we fix this? And so what I ended up having to do is I had to go through my insurance company,
which then had to go through their corporate system, which took about a month and a half
for me to get my proof of insurance. So I could take to the DMV, wait in line for an hour and a
half only to be told, oh, we see that you fixed your number however until we
get it verified from your insurance company we can't give you these stickers here's a piece of
paper though that's kind of the same thing and so i just and then the coronavirus thing hit and so i
couldn't go and i cannot do anything online everything has to be in person i can't use the
kiosk because of my underlining circumstances so then brett telling me that I could just go to AAA and handle all of that hassle-free, no headache.
I'm so excited.
I'm looking into it.
And he's telling me about that.
I'm like, oh, dude, I got to go to AAA today
because my membership is due.
Oh, and I got to get my tags for my car.
Oh, you get in like 10 minutes.
It was so crazy.
And they're so good with their social distancing
and everything going on right now, man.
Literally, tags and membership, membership eight minutes in and out so is triple a sort of like a uh i mean obviously it's a popular
thing but it's sort of like a low-key thing because you would imagine if it's not simple
yeah no i know that's not what i mean my mom for all her registration and stuff since i was a baby
dude yeah i know but that's what i'm saying though i'm saying if it's so easy to do the
registration why do people just go to the DMV
rather than going to the AAA?
Yeah, I don't think people realize the resources.
I think people see the AAA thing
and they just assume it's like roadside assistance,
which is also a great perk to it.
Or tie to the insurance.
They'll change a tire.
Yeah.
I don't think they realize also the third-party benefits
that you could get through them instead of the DMV. Yeah, I mean,'m gonna go to the dmv i have to reserve like a whole afternoon or a whole
saturday morning to do that yeah no on a saturday morning i walk into triple a hey i need to do my
tags and just give them the money and they're in and out in five minutes the only so crazy the only
thing that does suck about triple a is that they're cash, but even then, that's such a minor inconvenience
that they're not careful. No, they're not.
No, they're not. Oh, then they must have changed that.
The last time I went, they were cash only. Maybe they just
didn't trust you. Yeah, well, that could be
possible. Apparently nobody trusts me anymore, so okay.
Tyler went to AA. I got
license plates in like two minutes
from there. What? They have everything.
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Yeah, man.
Oh, my God.
I love AAA.
And isn't it true?
Isn't it true?
Because I've had a AAA card from my parents that kind of got passed on to me, like the
whole policy thing.
But is it true that you can get discounts at AAA, too?
You can do all these really cool things.
Oh, you can get insane discounts.
Yeah.
Like, you can get insane discounts, I think, on movie tickets tickets on disney tickets on any theme park in socal uh me and uh me and eric uh both mentioned to randy that they give
you discounts on if you're trying to go on a trip uh they'll they'll help you plan your whole trip
they'll give you like road maps oh dude hotel discounts hotel yeah they give you mad hotel
discounts um the one other thing that they do is they work with a tour company called Trafalgar.
And this company basically gives you a guided tour of wherever you want to go.
So 10 years ago, me and my family went to the East Coast.
We went through Trafalgar.
They put us on a bus.
We didn't have to worry about driving or getting lost because the bus took us wherever we wanted to go.
We stayed at all the hotels that they put us at.
They showed us all these cool things.
They give you enough free time.
If you want to do some stuff on your own, you can.
And it's a mad discount through AAA.
AAA is amazing, dude.
So how have you not heard of any of this in your entire lifetime?
I just want to introduce you to this thing called AAA.
Hold on.
I want to introduce you to this thing called AAA, founded in 1902.
Like, how do you not know any how do you know he said his parents
had us had a membership yeah hey guys I have a great here's a great observation hey Randy can
I say it sure Randy go ahead maybe the young guy who has no freaking money does the need discounts
because he can't spend it on anything okay it's a $60 membership that gets you like a free pass
through the DMV I knew about this stuff when I was a kid.
I've known about this since I was like five, dude.
Come on.
We've hit
lashing out. Lashing out level.
The thing is, I see what you're saying
and I've always, now that you mention it, I always see
like, you know, this sponsored by AAA, AAA this,
AAA that, but again, I haven't
had a need to use discounts on anything but now that i know that i can get deep fat discounts
i'm gonna have to look into it dude the discounts are the extra perk the real perks are one you can
use their dmv services yeah right like roadside and roadside man like if your car breaks down
you lock your keys in you get three visits for free on your membership everything after that
is an extra expense but they still come and take care of you yeah toes all kinds of stuff you lock
your keys in car they'll take care of it you got a flat tire they'll come change it you got a uh
down battery they'll come in recharge it like dude they take care of absolutely everything
they'll replace your battery yeah and one of the best perks that brett didn't even mention you get a free pen i did get a free pen today too and i know randy loves free stuff so i know that's eating him alive
right now they used to give away stickers back in the day like crazy oh yeah hundreds at a time
do those bumper stickers boards yeah yeah so you mentioned travel discounts and all that kind of
stuff and then today i was talking to to eric aka nick
soundwave and he was talking about how his mom is looking for discounts on cruises right now
she's ready to cruise or what yeah man so several cents we went on a family cruise about a year and
a half ago um she's been hooked ever since she's been on two cents with some other family friends
and she's been you know i've kind of touched on past episodes. She's not like totally been,
she hasn't bought fully into the quarantine stuff
during all this corona.
She went to Arizona twice to see some family friends.
She's planning on another Arizona trip in a couple of weeks.
She's very much not like one to be bunkered down.
So she's itching.
She's itching to get out and see the world again.
And she's definitely looking on to jump onto
some of these discounted cruise rates because, you know, we have maybe a couple of vacation days coming up in the next two months or so.
And she's like, we're right let out of it.
It's going to be super cheap.
Three-day ones out of Long Beach are super affordable right now.
So it might be a cruise in the future.
I don't know.
The one thing that I'm thinking about, though, a huge thing with cruises is like the 24-7 buffet.
I don't see them doing that.
They're probably just going to be a plated thing where you have to sit down and they give it to you.
Yeah, it's probably some kind of like serve to you.
But yeah, because the 24-hour buffet is the perk of the trip, man.
You can stumble up there drunk off your ass at 1 in the morning and just stuff your face with like pre-made hot dogs or hamburgers.
Oh, how could
you jump onto a, a cruise after this? You know, after all these scares, first of all, what do
you think? They're just going to not touch these things and not wipe these places down. Second,
it's like, I have a friend who works in the ports, a longshoreman down in San Pedro, and he's,
he helps with the boats and, you you know like tug boats and shipments coming
in and out he's like dude I personally was helping unload equipment off these carnival cruises and
these cruise liners to sterilize them he's like dude the whole cruises have been wiped clean
they're ready to go you guys just need to be able to take the jump and be willing to get on one yeah
it's like uh these cruise lines they want to stay in business guys they want to run you know they don't
want to have um a breakout where they have to shut down again they're gonna do everything they can
and uh i have a cruise booked in at the end of the year i still haven't canceled yet
it was supposed to happen in july but they moved it themselves and the one the one thing my mom is
nervous about is if there is a case,
somebody gets on,
it's asymptomatic or something,
somebody contracts it.
She said the one thing that she's worried about is if we get quarantined at
sea.
Yeah.
Straight up lockdown.
Like,
like you guys saw the videos of the,
the one cruise that I got stuck in.
There was fights on the cruise.
Yeah.
That would get a little test.
Yeah.
I'm sure.
There'll be great content for the Woody show.
Instagram though.
Dude, go live to me from the boat.
That would be pretty dope.
Yeah, just getting fight videos on cruises would be awesome.
And, of course, all that kind of stuff takes money.
Thank God there's going to be a lot of discounts so we can do that kind of stuff.
But speaking of money, I want to bring this up.
I brought this up on the Woody Show, and it's just insane.
And I want to ask everybody, what are this up on the woody show and it's just insane and i want to ask
everybody what are we doing wrong with our life i don't know if you guys saw all the call her daddy
drama that was going on with that podcast and barstool sports have you tracked any of that
kind of stuff or just heard what i said on the woody show about it yeah a little bit yeah just a
quick recap these girls started a podcast about two years ago on their own,
and Barstool Sports approached them and said,
hey, you know what?
We like your podcast.
We think that we can blow it up.
We can elevate it.
Sign with us.
Sign over your name.
We'll give you a base salary of $70,000, including a bunch of bonuses.
It blew up within a year. And with their bonuses,
they were probably making about $300,000 each. And then one of the girls started dating some guy,
some sports executive guy. And apparently, allegedly, he was the one that went to him and
said, hey, you guys need to ask for more more money so this is a one hour podcast that they
do a week and they went back to barstool sports and asked for a million dollars each to do this
podcast barstool sports said you know what insane uh you're crazy forget that and then the girls
said well we're not recording then barstool is was like, alright, fine. You know what?
We'll give you a deal. They give
them an awesome deal.
They offer $500,000
each, plus
a bunch of bonuses, plus
percentages on merch,
and within
a year, they'll be able to own
their name again.
They'll own their website, they'll own everything, and they'll be able to own their name again. Like they'll own their website, they'll own everything,
and they'll be able to bounce from Barstool if they wanted to.
One of the girls said, no, not going to do it.
So what are we doing wrong?
We're not offered $500,000 base salary to do a one-hour podcast a week.
My big takeaway from this Call Her Daddy stuff was,
one, the amount of
money that barstool is bringing in primarily being a podcast company like because they have a serious
channel stuff like that but 90 of their stuff is all podcast original content yeah two is the fact
that how much money they were willing to like have the balls to ask for with how little content like
we're talking about you mentioned one show a week They were never in the office and they figured the base pay was already 300k
It's just I couldn't wrap my head around the numbers of over the overall production of the company
Yeah, not only that I guarantee you they are not doing any work because if you're making that much money every single show in
In that company they have producers they have in-house writers like there's no way staffs well one of the girls staff finally at the end of the whole
story one of the girls alex said that she's gonna move on and just do the show she said you know
what this is a great deal we're gonna take it and she said the entire time she was actually the one
that edited the show herself she does do work you, she does spend the extra time. She said the girl that bounce kind of just like showed up and, you know, co-hosting the podcast.
So, I mean, she's got a, she's definitely the winner in all of this. Can we also point out
that they were making 300 K right for one day of work a week, forget everything else,
forget if they're not popular, how much work they put in. One day a week, 300K.
Why would you even ask for more?
Screw them.
And what's massive, what's insane.
Well, somebody got in their head, you know?
Yeah, the dude was telling them, you deserve more.
But what absolutely just, I'm just dumbfounded,
is the, and Eric can attest to this,
the amount of podcasts they have on staff.
Like if that's the amount of money you're willing to dish out for a podcast that's not even two years old,
once a week, that much money, how much are you paying the other ones that are doing?
Yeah, Barstool's podcast network is like only like 45.
And they're always ranked in the top 10 in like unique downloads when you got iHeartMedia right up there.
And they're already always in the top five and they only have like a handful of podcasts.
Yeah, but again, you know, we said 300,000, but their base was 70,000.
Because of the amount of downloads that they got, they kept on getting bonuses,
so they averaged about 300,000.
Yeah.
Yeah, Barstool might not be a lot of people's cup of teas, man,
but they've got this podcast game worked down, and, you know,
they have a cult following, and yeah, very much Call Her Daddy
was the chick side of their umbrella umbrella and it was flourishing yeah so i need you guys you know
before you go bed tonight think really hard on how to get to that level how do we do that
hbo max anybody download it yet uh no i have have not. Oh, yeah. Sick.
Yeah.
I have not, but I definitely plan to.
You're saying sick.
So I got in a kind of little battle back and forth with the Bravey on the Woody show.
I downloaded it.
I wasn't that impressed.
The originals, I wasn't interested so far in the originals that HBO Max has available.
I went through the archives, and I'm like, eh, I've pretty much seen the stuff
that I was already interested in. It's not something
that I downloaded and started paying for.
My HBO now became
HBO Max, so that's how I
have it. But I did hear something
that I am excited for and I didn't see it
while I was browsing that all
the Mad TV episodes are available
on HBO Max. And I'm ripping it up.
That's dope yeah hell yeah
the big thing was that you know you had the Big Bang Theory which people like
you have friends that they paid a lot for but the the one thing that a lot
people were excited was the Fresh Prince that's the first time you can actually
have access to it on a streaming platform but these are the big grab
these are things that are on like TV. But so is The Office, and The Office has millions of people tuned into it on Netflix.
Again, I don't know why.
Yeah, I'm not watching The Office on Netflix.
I watch it for two hours when it's on Comedy Central every day.
Randy pointed out something to me yesterday because he asked me if I was going to get it,
and I said I'm very on the fence about it.
He said The Fresh Prince, that's a huge selling point for me
because that's a show I grew up on.
But also the entire Cartoon Network library is on there.
And there's a lot of shows
that I would totally go back and watch and be like,
oh yeah, I remember watching Dexter's Lab
or I remember watching Johnny Bravo
or Courage the Cowardly Dog.
I would totally go back and watch all of those.
I think it was definitely a really cool grab.
Obviously the catalogs aren't as massive
as you would want them to be, but you would
assume over time they're just going to keep adding more and more
stuff. Brett, I'm surprised that you're not a big
fan because of all the DC content they've got on there. I did
not say I was not a big fan. I said I
had not got it yet. Remember, Randy, I'm
trying to budget here, buddy.
It's their version of
Disney+.
They have the entire Warner catalog.
So they have WB, they have Cartoon Network,
Boomerang, they have TNT, TBS.
Everything under that umbrella is there.
Plus the entire movie catalog is there.
And if you're noticing,
I don't know if you guys have,
but if you go to like Hulu or Netflix or anything,
you're starting to see some of that stuff go away.
It's going to start moving over to it
where you're going to have to get this service.
I know.
What's going to happen with Hulu.
Dude.
And the biggest hurt for me right now,
I just noticed South park is going away from Hulu and is going over to HBO
max.
Oh,
I'm now getting HBO max.
That seals the deal.
It's happening.
Hulu is just going to have to start getting into the original game even more
before,
because all these networks are leaving,
you know,
they're going to have to become Netflix.
Yeah, I mean, Hulu still has the advantage that
their major holder is
Disney, so Disney will still take all their
Fox properties and put everything over there.
But the fact that you're losing all of
Warner, that's a big hit.
That's huge, yeah. Yeah, and I don't think everybody
knows how much Warner actually owns.
From that all the way through animation and everything.
Pokemon. Pokemon.
Pokemon is owned by Warner through distribution.
So therefore, say goodbye to all that stuff that's on Hulu.
That's moving over very soon as well.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm tempted to get it just because of that.
And if they combine it with the DC online service, I forget what it's called, but DC
Universe that has all the movies and all the animation and all that stuff.
They move that over with the originals.
The only reason that I had HBO Now is because all my television watching is through streaming because I run everything on Apple TV.
I don't have a cable box.
I have every single streaming app out there, and it's probably not saving me really that much money.
I don't think so i think it saves me like 30 a month versus if i had a cable box dude at this point yeah
i at least have everything yeah and i still don't watch anything um do you know what i was trying to
watch the other day i know this was a it's a point of contention on the woody show because we don't
really talk about it anymore because no one's
really using it, which I agree that it
shouldn't be a huge topic on the Woody show.
But Quibi, just
FYI, Quibi has great
content, but they messed
up and you can only have it on your phone.
Oh, that's lame.
So then they had this huge announcement.
Alright, yep, you're right. We screwed up.
We should have it available on your TV.
So what we're going to do is we're going to let you use airplay to, you know, have it
stream on your television from your phone, dude.
After they did their huge announcement, I tried to do it the other day.
It didn't work.
I was all geared up because they have new episodes of Reno 911 on there and I wanted
to watch it and I try to stream it like four or five times. It would
not work. Mega fail. Fail.
But there is another
TV show in there that I want to watch called
Kirby Jenner and I'm just going to have to watch it on my
phone. Kirby Jenner. Dude, that's
brutal, man.
You know, watching stuff on your phone on the
go is dope, especially if you're on a
trip or if you're on a plane or something, but watching it at home,
man, dude, just put it on the damn TV. on get to work yeah i've yeah i've gone from being
like oh let me watch this on my phone real fast to being more like i'm just gonna wait till i get
home and then i'll put on the tv i watch youtube on my tv yeah me too man like i just i don't know
like i i don't really like to watch stuff on my phone anymore i used to but now it's like what's
the point i can just watch on the tv yeah as i was online looking at that i also saw a post for our friends at heart in huntington where we got our
pizza tattoos hell yeah and apparently they're open back up in vegas they're at caesar's which
is they said it was a temporary location for them yeah but i wanted to give them props so if you're
in vegas and you want to get a tattoo like we did hit up our friends at heart and huntington it was a big topic on our last podcast that we
gotta fix tyler's arm you know we gotta get him a half sleeve because again i saw him in a family
photo and his pizza cartoon just like it's just on his arm and it just screams out of nowhere you know we kind of like
gotta hide it within a sleeve you know it's funny you mentioned that because my brother
said has anyone ever said anything about your pizza tattoo and i told him we had an event at
two-bit circus i think it was back in january yeah and i went to go get a drink at the bar
and the bartender she looks at me and she says,
Oh, I really like your tattoo.
I said, Oh, thanks.
And she said, yeah, I have a thing for stupid tattoos.
And I was like,
Oh, wait a minute.
I was standing right next to him when this happened, dude.
She roasted his ass.
It was so good.
I was just like, Oh, wait a minute.
That's not good.
At first I was like,
at first I was like, dang, is this chick hitting on Tyler?
I was like, she's like, Oh, I like your tattoo.
Let me see it. And he's showing her, I'm like, dang, this chick's on Tyler I was like she's like oh I like your tattoo let me see it he's showing her my thing this chick spitting game and then she just
hung him up dude it was so fun I like I laughed about it and I still think about like dang I
really need to get some stuff around this thing yeah we gotta make that a half sleeve so again
we gotta shout out those folks at heart and huntington they're open
vegas at caesar's so go check you know sick when we're there their tech was so ahead of other
places i've been yeah i know like a lot of people it's like going to dentist they get freaked out
by the buzzing of tattoos dude they had quiet machines yeah you could barely even hear him
running it was like a little hum it was almost peaceful in a way so heart and huntington is dope hell yeah go see uh eric alvino who did mind menaces tattoos he's uh tattooing right now as we speak so go check
him out all right guys well i think i'm gonna wrap this thing up you know thank you so much to
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like the boardcast oh yeah with boards uh any previews on the broadcast this week um i've been
doing a lot of star wars stuff lately so the next episode uh will be a lot of paranormal news tons
of paranormal news catching up and And I'm going to be doing
some reviews of wrestling from this past week.
There was a big pay-per-view that I loved
and the first episode
out of the pay-per-view, not
so much. So... Okay.
It's going to be interesting. And then I have a couple
interviews coming up that I don't want
to mention yet, but some musicians
are coming on very soon. Just go to thebordcast.com.
That's thebordcast.com. That's
thebortcast.com. And of course, the spinoff of the What's New podcast is Tailgater Sports.
Yeah. Go to tailgatersports.com. What's going on with that, Eric?
Yeah. So actually, we're going to be recording right as we wrap up this episode. So if you're
listening to this, you probably have a Tailgater Sports ready to listen to also.
Sweet.
But I'm going gonna lay out a question
for randy and tyler how much would it cost for them to sell a ticket to one of their favorite
sports memories go to tailgatersports.com to check that out also follow at tailgater sports
on instagram to get all your sports news memes and funny videos also listen to the Joe Coy podcast at j-o-k-o-y.com.
He just released a new episode.
He's pumping them out.
And big news, he's dropping another special on Netflix.
That's going to be happening June 12th.
So make sure you check out joecoy.com.
Listen to the podcast.
Check out all his Netflix specials
and the new one that's dropping June 12th.
It's going to be awesome.
And listen to the Madden Kim podcast.
They're a band.
You can listen to their music online
everywhere you find music,
but you can find their podcast at maddenkim.com.
That's maddenkim.com.
Listen to the Sex with Emily podcast,
sexwithemily.com.
That's sexwithemily.com about relationships.
You can also follow her on Instagram
at sexwithemily. And Brandy, you also follow her on instagram at sex with emily and
randy you have your own podcast that you started about gaming what is it about how do we find it
what's his name you can find the our podcast i call next podcast on apple podcast and the awesome
iheart radio app the same app that you can find all the podcasts that we mentioned and so many more
and uh yeah man we're gonna talk about lots of cool gaming news this week uh something that just
broke recently that we're actually gonna talk about lots of cool gaming news this week. Something that just broke recently
that we're actually going to talk about.
The first images for Super Nintendo World,
the Nintendo theme park.
Oh, hell yeah.
It looks pretty exciting.
You do have an Instagram page as well, right?
You can follow us at
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listen to the mothership
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Just search the Woody show.
Eric, do you have anything to say
before we leave? Guys, I know we'll probably talk a little bit more about this out tailgater
sports later but dude sports are clumbing guys like there's nhl playoffs have already pretty
much been accepted sports are on the horizon and i'm gigging out over it dude i've been in a lot
of meetings because uh you know our main hub in los angeles is partners with the chargers dude
sulfi stadium looks sick.
I've seen so many different photos and videos that haven't been released to
the public yet.
It's so dope board.
Do you have anything to say?
Yeah.
Can we start taking bets now on the amount of steps that Tyler gets to
between now and the next podcast?
Oh,
that'd be three,
three.
Got it.
Is that three per day or three for the entire week?
Oh,
for the week.
Tyler,
do you have anything to say before we leave?
No, not after that insult.
We are at shutdown.
Red level.
And Randy, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Before we leave, I just got to say I'm excited that sports is coming back.
Listen to the latest Tailgater podcast, all the podcasts that Menace mentioned,
the broadcast I call next.
But I had to make a note of something. Ever since I started doing this whole eating high fat stuff i've rediscovered
pork rinds if there are any pork rind companies out there that want to send us bags on bags of
pork rinds please uh oh dude you know what i totally forgot i forgot to mention earn out
oh yeah why don't you say something you're on that podcast too you're on like i'm on there
not as well i'm fading too man man. I'm fading away. Yeah.
Listen to the NerdNout podcast as well. We take
a look at HBO Max this week. Meet Cameron and Ravy.
Check it out. Alright, cool. NerdNout.
Just go to thenerdnoutpodcast.com
That's thenerdnoutpodcast.com
Alright, we'll see you next week. Outro Music