What's New Podcast - Apple Watch Drama, Randy doesn't know AAA, HBO Max and more!

Episode Date: May 28, 2020

Apple Watch Drama, Randy doesn't know AAA, HBO Max and more!...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod with Menace. I am joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. Yo. He has an assistant. His name is Eric. We call him Nick Soundwave sometimes.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Also, we have Randy, who's a radio DJ himself, and he works on The Woody Show. What is up, Randy? Hey, what's up? Plus, we have our special guest. His name is Tyler. What is up, Tyler? I am the one they call Tyler.
Starting point is 00:00:41 What's up, everybody? I'm still here, still alive. And, of course, before we get started, we have to give a big special shout out to Banging Buns. Hot chicken. So good. You had a Banging Buns drop, Eric, at your house just recently thanks to Randy. I had one as well, but I want to hear about your experience. I did. I did. It's funny, though, because of course, sorry, you know, I hate to drag Randy under the bus, but this is actually, because of course, sorry, I hate to drag Randy under the bus,
Starting point is 00:01:09 but this is actually, this played out. No, and I'm doing this very reluctantly because you did help me out. You dropped, you hand delivered banging buns to my door, which is amazing. I ate that night. My fiance, Dr. Sunshine had, we both had great chicken that night. Thanks to Randy delivering it. But my text exchange with Randy went like this. man me and leanne are out on a on a walk right now shoot me a text with your eta so i can make sure we're back in time we'll probably back in time but just let me know when you're on the way okay man cool sweet and you know he hasn't texted me yet let me jump in the shower i'm a little hot it was a hot day in california that day la was like 84 and sunny yeah so i'm like he hasn't texted me Let me jump in the shower real quick. As I'm taking my pants off to get in the shower. Hey, man, I'm here.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Yep. No, no, no warning text. I'm driving. Randy, man. Yep. Coordinating with Randy is so bad. So bad. If I even look at my phone when I drive with Menace, Menace will freak out.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Bro, bro. Why did you drag me into this? I'm assuming there was a red light somewhere. I'm assuming there was a, hey, we're leaving banging buns. I'll be there was a red light somewhere I'm assuming there was a hey we're leaving banging buns I'll be there in 20 or it could have been like or it could have just been like hey um I just
Starting point is 00:02:13 finished up at Menace's house I'm leaving Menace's house right now which is why I feel so bad for doing this because I really appreciate it and he hand delivered it but I'm just like oh my god dude I was more looking out for Randy because literally five minutes later, he would have been circling my block
Starting point is 00:02:29 while I was showering. Yeah. Anyways, that was a- But thanks, Randy. It was delicious. Bacon buns, go to North Hollywood. Randy, you're my friend. I love you, man.
Starting point is 00:02:38 But just sometimes it's too easy, man. Yeah. Also, again, if you listen to this somewhere around the world, they're hoping to get on gold belly soon. So you can get bacon buns delivered to your house, no matter where you live. And hopefully that'll be available soon. Um, another thing that we talked about on our previous podcast was getting Tyler an Apple watch. So there was an Apple watch acquired and Tyler has one.
Starting point is 00:03:12 He's been using it all week and it's become an obsession between Nick Soundwave and I to track it every day. We've been looking at the reports. Tyler, do you know that we can check up on you pretty much up to the minute? I'm aware. I'm aware of this. We know that you're wearing it, but is there any movement at all yes there is some movement i'm not wearing it 24 7. no dude dude you're lying why oh my god i'm not lying tyler's movement 1000 this is 24 hours it changes at midnight it re-ups at 11.59 p.m. that night. His movement, May 26th, 1,247 steps logged. I didn't have it on the whole day. Standing hours.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Standing hours. So standing hours on the Apple Watch. You literally just have to be moving, standing up for a minute, and it'll give you a check for the hour. Yeah. Six of 12 hours. Six of 24, I guess, if you think about the full scheme of the day see he's lying i'm not lying dude and why and if you just got an apple watch once you think like okay
Starting point is 00:04:14 i'm gonna wear it a lot you're not gonna automatically stop wearing it once in a while that's that's what somebody does after they've had it for like a year yeah dude this is like the the honeymoon period where you're into it may 25th again 24 hour period 490 steps 2 of 12 stand hours how 400 bro it's like he's moved but there's other days where there's no movement bro yeah where i just didn't put my watch on i'm sorry like i left it by my bed charging. No, dude, you're laying down all day. I mean, look, like I said, it's been on the charger. But I will say this. My brother has been getting on my case. He's been running a lot lately in the morning. I'm actually really proud of him.
Starting point is 00:04:57 He's actually tomorrow going to go for a 10-mile run. Oh, that's great for your brother. I'm going to follow him along in the car. Yeah, it's crazy, man. He's encouraging me to run. I'm going to follow him along in the car. Yeah, it's crazy, man. He's encouraging me to run with him a little bit at a time. Maybe start with a mile. I'm probably going to die, but you know what? It'll be worth it.
Starting point is 00:05:16 No, no, no. It's not going to be worth it because you're going to have such a bad time. You're going to get deterred from doing exercise. You should be walking, dude. If you try to run a mile as fast as you can,'re gonna be out for like four days of activity i'm not trying to do as fast as i can i'm just trying to you know pace myself do a little bit and i don't know maybe i won't start with a mile maybe i'll just start with a half mile because i will tell you the worst thing about exercise i absolutely hate running that is the one thing i hate the most okay
Starting point is 00:05:41 his defense that he's not wearing it is such BS because I know he's playing with it and texting and using the other applications on it. There's no way he's not wearing it. Oh my God. No one just gets a watch. And to top it all off, you know what we're doing here. We're setting you up to fail. At least do something
Starting point is 00:05:59 for the first week. Oh, I know you're setting me up to fail. The last podcast was all about tracking your actual movement and then you give us ammo on the next podcast to say that you don't move at all and then every week every week every week you're like look man i talked to my mom today i talked to my brother today yeah i had a conversation listen i'm trying to do push-ups look man i had a conversation with my neighbor's cat, and you know what?
Starting point is 00:06:26 We decided I got to get out of the house more. Just set apart one hour of your day and just go for a walk. That's it. Okay, Randy. What do you mean, okay, Randy? Wait, are you fat-shaming Randy? I've been eating clean for a week and a half. When I told you to start, where did you go?
Starting point is 00:06:43 You went to Denny's. Okay, no, no, no. You ate like an alley cat. No, no. Look, i told you to start where did you go you went to denny's okay no no no no no no no look i told you don't know me i told you that was planned the night before i wasn't just like how you played with me just like how you played with me to start doing keto i told you you asked me that after i had already said yes to denny's dog you can't go to Denny's and just ask for eggs and cheese and bacon. It's my first time eating out in a restaurant for like two months because everything's been closed. I'm going to get what I want just this one time, okay? To celebrate the momentous occasion that, hey, I'm feeling a little bit normal actually sitting down in a restaurant.
Starting point is 00:07:21 You're one of those guys that celebrates stupid holidays, aren't like oh my gosh today's national going outside today who cares it's going to pancake day you can see dennis isn't going anywhere whoa whoa whoa don't diss national pancake day okay tyler shut up dennis isn't going anywhere dude just go out and walk so we have to give you speeches every week all right all right so tyler i want to go back to are you really fat shaming randy though no no absolutely not i'm not fetching me randy i mean because we are we can oh okay i mean we can but look i look i know that we get on randy a lot so i'll just i'll let him live just a little bit did we miss a key a key item there where randy invited tyler to join the keto Yeah, so what's going on with that? So yes, I think it was two days ago
Starting point is 00:08:09 He hit me up while we're playing Xbox and he said hey, let's do keto and I said, okay cool It happened to be a little bit right before I went to Denny's like a couple hours before something like that But after that I said, okay, let's do it. And so two, I think it's been two days. Haven't had bread in two days, which is really hard to do because when I go to the kitchen, I love making something that's just fast and simple. And usually those require bread, like sandwiches, bread. And if I want to make like a burger bread, if I just want to have like Eggo waffles for breakfast, you know, it's carbs. So it's hard to cut all that out. Just eggs.
Starting point is 00:08:47 A lot of eggs. Egg whites or eggs? That'll do. Just eggs for now. I haven't gotten to the egg white part yet. You don't need egg whites. You need eggs. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:57 Look, baby steps. We'll get there eventually, okay? Sorry. Egg whites is more difficult than just eggs. Okay. So just a lot of no sugar, no bread. Got it. Yeah, how much easier could it get?
Starting point is 00:09:07 You hungry? Heat something up that's meaty. That's it. Look, I'm not one to talk, but, you know, if you're trying good, I'm not going to shame you into it, but just don't lie to us. I won't lie. Both of you. Look, look, I will.
Starting point is 00:09:21 What are you lying about? You see me every day. Biggie Promise or whatever the hell they call it, I will not lie about this. I mean, me and Randy did the no bread, no red meat for, what was that, Lent. And aside from like two slip-ups for me, I actually did really well. And as far as, okay, maybe it was three. And as far as I know, Randy did pretty well, I think, aside from like one slip-up.
Starting point is 00:09:44 I don't remember. Okay, well, damn, someone's pretty well. I think aside from like one slip up, I don't remember. Okay, well, damn, someone's keeping count. Geez, all right. I have to hold you guys accountable because you two are the biggest liars on the podcast. So we gotta hold you accountable for something. Yeah, I know. Eric's getting back into it.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Yeah, Menace, I was actually talking to Randy the other day. I was like, it's time to snap out of this quarantine mood. I shaved for the first time in like four months to my skin yeah i'm out in this world more i've been going home to help my mom outside a lot more like she's trying to redo her backyard so i've been forcing myself to just kind of not be in this like quarantine funk anymore so the next thing we got to do is acquire a watch for bort i was actually talking to bort about that the other day. I'm thinking of getting a bigger watch because I'm a dummy and I got the one that's the smaller one. Man, was I wrong? It's
Starting point is 00:10:29 so annoying to have a small Apple watch, but Brett has a smaller wrist than I do. So I'm sure it'd fit fine on him. I have a skinnier wrist. I'm pretty sure you guys are one. You want all the cheese, man, what I'm doing, if I'm actually getting off my ass or I'm like these two and sitting on my ass all day. Yeah. It's fun. Or there's the fact that I think I've taken photos of my Fitbit just to send you guys updates on hey look I walk four miles. See here's the thing. We can
Starting point is 00:10:54 acquire a watch for Brett. That's fine. Or for Bort. But the problem is will he actually wear it? Well because he's worried about the government tracking him and all that stuff. I don't have a problem with the government tracking me though tyler i wear a fitbit every single day and he has a cell phone that would run the apple watch yeah okay i'll give him the cell phone thing but is the government really tracking fitbits let's let's be real here who
Starting point is 00:11:16 even brought that up man i'm wearing my fitbit every day okay even when it's dead i wear it dude geez it's like tyler it's like oh never mind look tyler stop getting me to try to be on your side here when i'm shaming you for not getting off your ass get off your damn ass the day bort joins my side is gonna be a cold day in hell because i know that's never gonna happen all right moving on i've been looking online and i'm telling you right now is a great time to get a car if you want to get a car I know Bort is maybe considering it but when we were talking about it I saw something pop up in our you know group chat about AAA what was going on with that well me and Randy were talking about
Starting point is 00:11:55 cars and AAA earlier this morning because he submitted for his car registration tags like what two months ago Randy and they've been stopped like he can't get the tags at the moment because he needed like proof of insurance or something but he did it by the mail right and he cannot get his tags it's months later he can't really go there
Starting point is 00:12:18 he can't you know they're barely opening back up so we're talking about the DMV right right yeah sorry but this kind of carried hand in hand with my insurance company, which I won't name because I'm a nice person. But basically what happened was they put down the wrong VIN number. So the DMV and my insurance company both had two different numbers. However, if you input both numbers into the system, both times my car pops up. Sounds like a rainy thing.
Starting point is 00:12:40 And so when I called the DMV and I spoke to someone in their front office, she's like, oh, God, we've like never had this before. I'm like, that's crazy. I don't care. How can we fix this? And so what I ended up having to do is I had to go through my insurance company, which then had to go through their corporate system, which took about a month and a half for me to get my proof of insurance. So I could take to the DMV, wait in line for an hour and a half only to be told, oh, we see that you fixed your number however until we get it verified from your insurance company we can't give you these stickers here's a piece of paper though that's kind of the same thing and so i just and then the coronavirus thing hit and so i couldn't go and i cannot do anything online everything has to be in person i can't use the
Starting point is 00:13:18 kiosk because of my underlining circumstances so then brett telling me that I could just go to AAA and handle all of that hassle-free, no headache. I'm so excited. I'm looking into it. And he's telling me about that. I'm like, oh, dude, I got to go to AAA today because my membership is due. Oh, and I got to get my tags for my car. Oh, you get in like 10 minutes.
Starting point is 00:13:38 It was so crazy. And they're so good with their social distancing and everything going on right now, man. Literally, tags and membership, membership eight minutes in and out so is triple a sort of like a uh i mean obviously it's a popular thing but it's sort of like a low-key thing because you would imagine if it's not simple yeah no i know that's not what i mean my mom for all her registration and stuff since i was a baby dude yeah i know but that's what i'm saying though i'm saying if it's so easy to do the registration why do people just go to the DMV
Starting point is 00:14:06 rather than going to the AAA? Yeah, I don't think people realize the resources. I think people see the AAA thing and they just assume it's like roadside assistance, which is also a great perk to it. Or tie to the insurance. They'll change a tire. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:19 I don't think they realize also the third-party benefits that you could get through them instead of the DMV. Yeah, I mean,'m gonna go to the dmv i have to reserve like a whole afternoon or a whole saturday morning to do that yeah no on a saturday morning i walk into triple a hey i need to do my tags and just give them the money and they're in and out in five minutes the only so crazy the only thing that does suck about triple a is that they're cash, but even then, that's such a minor inconvenience that they're not careful. No, they're not. No, they're not. Oh, then they must have changed that. The last time I went, they were cash only. Maybe they just
Starting point is 00:14:51 didn't trust you. Yeah, well, that could be possible. Apparently nobody trusts me anymore, so okay. Tyler went to AA. I got license plates in like two minutes from there. What? They have everything. Okay, that's pretty cool. Hey, what's new pod people? This is Seabass from The Woody Show, bearing gifts in the form of Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey Shooter Recipes.
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Starting point is 00:16:01 Advertisement by Screwball Spirits, LLC, San Marcos, California. Whiskey with natural flavors and caramel color. 35% alcohol by volume. Yeah, man. Oh, my God. I love AAA. And isn't it true? Isn't it true?
Starting point is 00:16:09 Because I've had a AAA card from my parents that kind of got passed on to me, like the whole policy thing. But is it true that you can get discounts at AAA, too? You can do all these really cool things. Oh, you can get insane discounts. Yeah. Like, you can get insane discounts, I think, on movie tickets tickets on disney tickets on any theme park in socal uh me and uh me and eric uh both mentioned to randy that they give you discounts on if you're trying to go on a trip uh they'll they'll help you plan your whole trip
Starting point is 00:16:34 they'll give you like road maps oh dude hotel discounts hotel yeah they give you mad hotel discounts um the one other thing that they do is they work with a tour company called Trafalgar. And this company basically gives you a guided tour of wherever you want to go. So 10 years ago, me and my family went to the East Coast. We went through Trafalgar. They put us on a bus. We didn't have to worry about driving or getting lost because the bus took us wherever we wanted to go. We stayed at all the hotels that they put us at.
Starting point is 00:17:04 They showed us all these cool things. They give you enough free time. If you want to do some stuff on your own, you can. And it's a mad discount through AAA. AAA is amazing, dude. So how have you not heard of any of this in your entire lifetime? I just want to introduce you to this thing called AAA. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:17:19 I want to introduce you to this thing called AAA, founded in 1902. Like, how do you not know any how do you know he said his parents had us had a membership yeah hey guys I have a great here's a great observation hey Randy can I say it sure Randy go ahead maybe the young guy who has no freaking money does the need discounts because he can't spend it on anything okay it's a $60 membership that gets you like a free pass through the DMV I knew about this stuff when I was a kid. I've known about this since I was like five, dude. Come on.
Starting point is 00:17:51 We've hit lashing out. Lashing out level. The thing is, I see what you're saying and I've always, now that you mention it, I always see like, you know, this sponsored by AAA, AAA this, AAA that, but again, I haven't had a need to use discounts on anything but now that i know that i can get deep fat discounts i'm gonna have to look into it dude the discounts are the extra perk the real perks are one you can
Starting point is 00:18:14 use their dmv services yeah right like roadside and roadside man like if your car breaks down you lock your keys in you get three visits for free on your membership everything after that is an extra expense but they still come and take care of you yeah toes all kinds of stuff you lock your keys in car they'll take care of it you got a flat tire they'll come change it you got a uh down battery they'll come in recharge it like dude they take care of absolutely everything they'll replace your battery yeah and one of the best perks that brett didn't even mention you get a free pen i did get a free pen today too and i know randy loves free stuff so i know that's eating him alive right now they used to give away stickers back in the day like crazy oh yeah hundreds at a time do those bumper stickers boards yeah yeah so you mentioned travel discounts and all that kind of
Starting point is 00:19:01 stuff and then today i was talking to to eric aka nick soundwave and he was talking about how his mom is looking for discounts on cruises right now she's ready to cruise or what yeah man so several cents we went on a family cruise about a year and a half ago um she's been hooked ever since she's been on two cents with some other family friends and she's been you know i've kind of touched on past episodes. She's not like totally been, she hasn't bought fully into the quarantine stuff during all this corona. She went to Arizona twice to see some family friends.
Starting point is 00:19:31 She's planning on another Arizona trip in a couple of weeks. She's very much not like one to be bunkered down. So she's itching. She's itching to get out and see the world again. And she's definitely looking on to jump onto some of these discounted cruise rates because, you know, we have maybe a couple of vacation days coming up in the next two months or so. And she's like, we're right let out of it. It's going to be super cheap.
Starting point is 00:19:54 Three-day ones out of Long Beach are super affordable right now. So it might be a cruise in the future. I don't know. The one thing that I'm thinking about, though, a huge thing with cruises is like the 24-7 buffet. I don't see them doing that. They're probably just going to be a plated thing where you have to sit down and they give it to you. Yeah, it's probably some kind of like serve to you. But yeah, because the 24-hour buffet is the perk of the trip, man.
Starting point is 00:20:18 You can stumble up there drunk off your ass at 1 in the morning and just stuff your face with like pre-made hot dogs or hamburgers. Oh, how could you jump onto a, a cruise after this? You know, after all these scares, first of all, what do you think? They're just going to not touch these things and not wipe these places down. Second, it's like, I have a friend who works in the ports, a longshoreman down in San Pedro, and he's, he helps with the boats and, you you know like tug boats and shipments coming in and out he's like dude I personally was helping unload equipment off these carnival cruises and these cruise liners to sterilize them he's like dude the whole cruises have been wiped clean
Starting point is 00:20:55 they're ready to go you guys just need to be able to take the jump and be willing to get on one yeah it's like uh these cruise lines they want to stay in business guys they want to run you know they don't want to have um a breakout where they have to shut down again they're gonna do everything they can and uh i have a cruise booked in at the end of the year i still haven't canceled yet it was supposed to happen in july but they moved it themselves and the one the one thing my mom is nervous about is if there is a case, somebody gets on, it's asymptomatic or something,
Starting point is 00:21:28 somebody contracts it. She said the one thing that she's worried about is if we get quarantined at sea. Yeah. Straight up lockdown. Like, like you guys saw the videos of the, the one cruise that I got stuck in.
Starting point is 00:21:38 There was fights on the cruise. Yeah. That would get a little test. Yeah. I'm sure. There'll be great content for the Woody show. Instagram though. Dude, go live to me from the boat.
Starting point is 00:21:46 That would be pretty dope. Yeah, just getting fight videos on cruises would be awesome. And, of course, all that kind of stuff takes money. Thank God there's going to be a lot of discounts so we can do that kind of stuff. But speaking of money, I want to bring this up. I brought this up on the Woody Show, and it's just insane. And I want to ask everybody, what are this up on the woody show and it's just insane and i want to ask everybody what are we doing wrong with our life i don't know if you guys saw all the call her daddy
Starting point is 00:22:11 drama that was going on with that podcast and barstool sports have you tracked any of that kind of stuff or just heard what i said on the woody show about it yeah a little bit yeah just a quick recap these girls started a podcast about two years ago on their own, and Barstool Sports approached them and said, hey, you know what? We like your podcast. We think that we can blow it up. We can elevate it.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Sign with us. Sign over your name. We'll give you a base salary of $70,000, including a bunch of bonuses. It blew up within a year. And with their bonuses, they were probably making about $300,000 each. And then one of the girls started dating some guy, some sports executive guy. And apparently, allegedly, he was the one that went to him and said, hey, you guys need to ask for more more money so this is a one hour podcast that they do a week and they went back to barstool sports and asked for a million dollars each to do this
Starting point is 00:23:12 podcast barstool sports said you know what insane uh you're crazy forget that and then the girls said well we're not recording then barstool is was like, alright, fine. You know what? We'll give you a deal. They give them an awesome deal. They offer $500,000 each, plus a bunch of bonuses, plus percentages on merch,
Starting point is 00:23:38 and within a year, they'll be able to own their name again. They'll own their website, they'll own everything, and they'll be able to own their name again. Like they'll own their website, they'll own everything, and they'll be able to bounce from Barstool if they wanted to. One of the girls said, no, not going to do it. So what are we doing wrong? We're not offered $500,000 base salary to do a one-hour podcast a week.
Starting point is 00:24:01 My big takeaway from this Call Her Daddy stuff was, one, the amount of money that barstool is bringing in primarily being a podcast company like because they have a serious channel stuff like that but 90 of their stuff is all podcast original content yeah two is the fact that how much money they were willing to like have the balls to ask for with how little content like we're talking about you mentioned one show a week They were never in the office and they figured the base pay was already 300k It's just I couldn't wrap my head around the numbers of over the overall production of the company Yeah, not only that I guarantee you they are not doing any work because if you're making that much money every single show in
Starting point is 00:24:41 In that company they have producers they have in-house writers like there's no way staffs well one of the girls staff finally at the end of the whole story one of the girls alex said that she's gonna move on and just do the show she said you know what this is a great deal we're gonna take it and she said the entire time she was actually the one that edited the show herself she does do work you, she does spend the extra time. She said the girl that bounce kind of just like showed up and, you know, co-hosting the podcast. So, I mean, she's got a, she's definitely the winner in all of this. Can we also point out that they were making 300 K right for one day of work a week, forget everything else, forget if they're not popular, how much work they put in. One day a week, 300K. Why would you even ask for more?
Starting point is 00:25:27 Screw them. And what's massive, what's insane. Well, somebody got in their head, you know? Yeah, the dude was telling them, you deserve more. But what absolutely just, I'm just dumbfounded, is the, and Eric can attest to this, the amount of podcasts they have on staff. Like if that's the amount of money you're willing to dish out for a podcast that's not even two years old,
Starting point is 00:25:48 once a week, that much money, how much are you paying the other ones that are doing? Yeah, Barstool's podcast network is like only like 45. And they're always ranked in the top 10 in like unique downloads when you got iHeartMedia right up there. And they're already always in the top five and they only have like a handful of podcasts. Yeah, but again, you know, we said 300,000, but their base was 70,000. Because of the amount of downloads that they got, they kept on getting bonuses, so they averaged about 300,000. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:15 Yeah, Barstool might not be a lot of people's cup of teas, man, but they've got this podcast game worked down, and, you know, they have a cult following, and yeah, very much Call Her Daddy was the chick side of their umbrella umbrella and it was flourishing yeah so i need you guys you know before you go bed tonight think really hard on how to get to that level how do we do that hbo max anybody download it yet uh no i have have not. Oh, yeah. Sick. Yeah. I have not, but I definitely plan to.
Starting point is 00:26:47 You're saying sick. So I got in a kind of little battle back and forth with the Bravey on the Woody show. I downloaded it. I wasn't that impressed. The originals, I wasn't interested so far in the originals that HBO Max has available. I went through the archives, and I'm like, eh, I've pretty much seen the stuff that I was already interested in. It's not something that I downloaded and started paying for.
Starting point is 00:27:10 My HBO now became HBO Max, so that's how I have it. But I did hear something that I am excited for and I didn't see it while I was browsing that all the Mad TV episodes are available on HBO Max. And I'm ripping it up. That's dope yeah hell yeah
Starting point is 00:27:26 the big thing was that you know you had the Big Bang Theory which people like you have friends that they paid a lot for but the the one thing that a lot people were excited was the Fresh Prince that's the first time you can actually have access to it on a streaming platform but these are the big grab these are things that are on like TV. But so is The Office, and The Office has millions of people tuned into it on Netflix. Again, I don't know why. Yeah, I'm not watching The Office on Netflix. I watch it for two hours when it's on Comedy Central every day.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Randy pointed out something to me yesterday because he asked me if I was going to get it, and I said I'm very on the fence about it. He said The Fresh Prince, that's a huge selling point for me because that's a show I grew up on. But also the entire Cartoon Network library is on there. And there's a lot of shows that I would totally go back and watch and be like, oh yeah, I remember watching Dexter's Lab
Starting point is 00:28:16 or I remember watching Johnny Bravo or Courage the Cowardly Dog. I would totally go back and watch all of those. I think it was definitely a really cool grab. Obviously the catalogs aren't as massive as you would want them to be, but you would assume over time they're just going to keep adding more and more stuff. Brett, I'm surprised that you're not a big
Starting point is 00:28:31 fan because of all the DC content they've got on there. I did not say I was not a big fan. I said I had not got it yet. Remember, Randy, I'm trying to budget here, buddy. It's their version of Disney+. They have the entire Warner catalog. So they have WB, they have Cartoon Network,
Starting point is 00:28:47 Boomerang, they have TNT, TBS. Everything under that umbrella is there. Plus the entire movie catalog is there. And if you're noticing, I don't know if you guys have, but if you go to like Hulu or Netflix or anything, you're starting to see some of that stuff go away. It's going to start moving over to it
Starting point is 00:29:01 where you're going to have to get this service. I know. What's going to happen with Hulu. Dude. And the biggest hurt for me right now, I just noticed South park is going away from Hulu and is going over to HBO max. Oh,
Starting point is 00:29:14 I'm now getting HBO max. That seals the deal. It's happening. Hulu is just going to have to start getting into the original game even more before, because all these networks are leaving, you know, they're going to have to become Netflix.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Yeah, I mean, Hulu still has the advantage that their major holder is Disney, so Disney will still take all their Fox properties and put everything over there. But the fact that you're losing all of Warner, that's a big hit. That's huge, yeah. Yeah, and I don't think everybody knows how much Warner actually owns.
Starting point is 00:29:41 From that all the way through animation and everything. Pokemon. Pokemon. Pokemon is owned by Warner through distribution. So therefore, say goodbye to all that stuff that's on Hulu. That's moving over very soon as well. I'm not going to lie. I'm tempted to get it just because of that. And if they combine it with the DC online service, I forget what it's called, but DC
Starting point is 00:30:01 Universe that has all the movies and all the animation and all that stuff. They move that over with the originals. The only reason that I had HBO Now is because all my television watching is through streaming because I run everything on Apple TV. I don't have a cable box. I have every single streaming app out there, and it's probably not saving me really that much money. I don't think so i think it saves me like 30 a month versus if i had a cable box dude at this point yeah i at least have everything yeah and i still don't watch anything um do you know what i was trying to watch the other day i know this was a it's a point of contention on the woody show because we don't
Starting point is 00:30:43 really talk about it anymore because no one's really using it, which I agree that it shouldn't be a huge topic on the Woody show. But Quibi, just FYI, Quibi has great content, but they messed up and you can only have it on your phone. Oh, that's lame.
Starting point is 00:30:59 So then they had this huge announcement. Alright, yep, you're right. We screwed up. We should have it available on your TV. So what we're going to do is we're going to let you use airplay to, you know, have it stream on your television from your phone, dude. After they did their huge announcement, I tried to do it the other day. It didn't work. I was all geared up because they have new episodes of Reno 911 on there and I wanted
Starting point is 00:31:22 to watch it and I try to stream it like four or five times. It would not work. Mega fail. Fail. But there is another TV show in there that I want to watch called Kirby Jenner and I'm just going to have to watch it on my phone. Kirby Jenner. Dude, that's brutal, man. You know, watching stuff on your phone on the
Starting point is 00:31:40 go is dope, especially if you're on a trip or if you're on a plane or something, but watching it at home, man, dude, just put it on the damn TV. on get to work yeah i've yeah i've gone from being like oh let me watch this on my phone real fast to being more like i'm just gonna wait till i get home and then i'll put on the tv i watch youtube on my tv yeah me too man like i just i don't know like i i don't really like to watch stuff on my phone anymore i used to but now it's like what's the point i can just watch on the tv yeah as i was online looking at that i also saw a post for our friends at heart in huntington where we got our pizza tattoos hell yeah and apparently they're open back up in vegas they're at caesar's which
Starting point is 00:32:17 is they said it was a temporary location for them yeah but i wanted to give them props so if you're in vegas and you want to get a tattoo like we did hit up our friends at heart and huntington it was a big topic on our last podcast that we gotta fix tyler's arm you know we gotta get him a half sleeve because again i saw him in a family photo and his pizza cartoon just like it's just on his arm and it just screams out of nowhere you know we kind of like gotta hide it within a sleeve you know it's funny you mentioned that because my brother said has anyone ever said anything about your pizza tattoo and i told him we had an event at two-bit circus i think it was back in january yeah and i went to go get a drink at the bar and the bartender she looks at me and she says,
Starting point is 00:33:05 Oh, I really like your tattoo. I said, Oh, thanks. And she said, yeah, I have a thing for stupid tattoos. And I was like, Oh, wait a minute. I was standing right next to him when this happened, dude. She roasted his ass. It was so good.
Starting point is 00:33:16 I was just like, Oh, wait a minute. That's not good. At first I was like, at first I was like, dang, is this chick hitting on Tyler? I was like, she's like, Oh, I like your tattoo. Let me see it. And he's showing her, I'm like, dang, this chick's on Tyler I was like she's like oh I like your tattoo let me see it he's showing her my thing this chick spitting game and then she just hung him up dude it was so fun I like I laughed about it and I still think about like dang I really need to get some stuff around this thing yeah we gotta make that a half sleeve so again
Starting point is 00:33:41 we gotta shout out those folks at heart and huntington they're open vegas at caesar's so go check you know sick when we're there their tech was so ahead of other places i've been yeah i know like a lot of people it's like going to dentist they get freaked out by the buzzing of tattoos dude they had quiet machines yeah you could barely even hear him running it was like a little hum it was almost peaceful in a way so heart and huntington is dope hell yeah go see uh eric alvino who did mind menaces tattoos he's uh tattooing right now as we speak so go check him out all right guys well i think i'm gonna wrap this thing up you know thank you so much to everybody that's listening to this podcast please rate and review it share with a friend retweet it do what you got to do get the word out because we love to get paid
Starting point is 00:34:25 five hundred thousand dollars an episode oh yeah one day and make sure you listen to other podcasts like the boardcast oh yeah with boards uh any previews on the broadcast this week um i've been doing a lot of star wars stuff lately so the next episode uh will be a lot of paranormal news tons of paranormal news catching up and And I'm going to be doing some reviews of wrestling from this past week. There was a big pay-per-view that I loved and the first episode out of the pay-per-view, not
Starting point is 00:34:53 so much. So... Okay. It's going to be interesting. And then I have a couple interviews coming up that I don't want to mention yet, but some musicians are coming on very soon. Just go to thebordcast.com. That's thebordcast.com. That's thebortcast.com. And of course, the spinoff of the What's New podcast is Tailgater Sports. Yeah. Go to tailgatersports.com. What's going on with that, Eric?
Starting point is 00:35:14 Yeah. So actually, we're going to be recording right as we wrap up this episode. So if you're listening to this, you probably have a Tailgater Sports ready to listen to also. Sweet. But I'm going gonna lay out a question for randy and tyler how much would it cost for them to sell a ticket to one of their favorite sports memories go to tailgatersports.com to check that out also follow at tailgater sports on instagram to get all your sports news memes and funny videos also listen to the Joe Coy podcast at j-o-k-o-y.com. He just released a new episode.
Starting point is 00:35:48 He's pumping them out. And big news, he's dropping another special on Netflix. That's going to be happening June 12th. So make sure you check out joecoy.com. Listen to the podcast. Check out all his Netflix specials and the new one that's dropping June 12th. It's going to be awesome.
Starting point is 00:36:04 And listen to the Madden Kim podcast. They're a band. You can listen to their music online everywhere you find music, but you can find their podcast at maddenkim.com. That's maddenkim.com. Listen to the Sex with Emily podcast, sexwithemily.com.
Starting point is 00:36:19 That's sexwithemily.com about relationships. You can also follow her on Instagram at sexwithemily. And Brandy, you also follow her on instagram at sex with emily and randy you have your own podcast that you started about gaming what is it about how do we find it what's his name you can find the our podcast i call next podcast on apple podcast and the awesome iheart radio app the same app that you can find all the podcasts that we mentioned and so many more and uh yeah man we're gonna talk about lots of cool gaming news this week uh something that just broke recently that we're actually gonna talk about lots of cool gaming news this week. Something that just broke recently
Starting point is 00:36:45 that we're actually going to talk about. The first images for Super Nintendo World, the Nintendo theme park. Oh, hell yeah. It looks pretty exciting. You do have an Instagram page as well, right? You can follow us at I call next pod on Instagram.
Starting point is 00:36:57 And of course, listen to the mothership Monday through Friday on iHeartRadio. That would be the Woody show. Just search the Woody show. Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave? Guys, I know we'll probably talk a little bit more about this out tailgater
Starting point is 00:37:07 sports later but dude sports are clumbing guys like there's nhl playoffs have already pretty much been accepted sports are on the horizon and i'm gigging out over it dude i've been in a lot of meetings because uh you know our main hub in los angeles is partners with the chargers dude sulfi stadium looks sick. I've seen so many different photos and videos that haven't been released to the public yet. It's so dope board. Do you have anything to say?
Starting point is 00:37:32 Yeah. Can we start taking bets now on the amount of steps that Tyler gets to between now and the next podcast? Oh, that'd be three, three. Got it. Is that three per day or three for the entire week?
Starting point is 00:37:43 Oh, for the week. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? No, not after that insult. We are at shutdown. Red level. And Randy, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Starting point is 00:37:55 Before we leave, I just got to say I'm excited that sports is coming back. Listen to the latest Tailgater podcast, all the podcasts that Menace mentioned, the broadcast I call next. But I had to make a note of something. Ever since I started doing this whole eating high fat stuff i've rediscovered pork rinds if there are any pork rind companies out there that want to send us bags on bags of pork rinds please uh oh dude you know what i totally forgot i forgot to mention earn out oh yeah why don't you say something you're on that podcast too you're on like i'm on there not as well i'm fading too man man. I'm fading away. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Listen to the NerdNout podcast as well. We take a look at HBO Max this week. Meet Cameron and Ravy. Check it out. Alright, cool. NerdNout. Just go to thenerdnoutpodcast.com That's thenerdnoutpodcast.com Alright, we'll see you next week. Outro Music

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