What's New Podcast - Apple Watch Tracking, Need Tattoos, Hipsters vs. Breweries, Working from home and more!
Episode Date: May 16, 2020On this episode we talk Apple Watch Tracking, Need Tattoos, Hipsters vs. Breweries, Working from home and more!...
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What's new, what's new with Metis?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Metis. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States.
He has a Robin to his Batman. His name is Eric.
We call him Nick Soundwave once in a while.
We also have Randy, who's a radio DJ himself, and he works on the Woody Show, Morning Show, and of course, our very special guest, as always, is Tyler.
What is up, Tyler? How you doing?
I love being special. What's up, guys?
Yeah, well, we know you're special.
You're the most special special.
Hey, before we get started, I want to
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Like, they don't sponsor Randy.
And Randy, you can say, right?
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And Mattis and I are pretty much experts on hot chicken.
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I know a lot of people listening to this podcast are like, dude, I live across the country or around the world.
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We did recommend for them to get on Gold Belly.
So hopefully they can make that happen because there's no hot chicken on Gold Belly.
So I noticed the other day, Eric could be closing them rings on the Apple watch.
You're back at it or what?
I'm trying to be a little, I wouldn't say back at it, but I would say I'm less of a
sediment.
You know, I'm less of a rock just sitting on my couch all day. That's for sure.
Yeah. You were a workout inspiration and then you just fell off, dude. You let us down.
I fell off. I fell off the wagon real hard. And it sucked because right before all this quarantine
stuff is like, I fell into my own kind of rut coming out of, you know, like the holidays,
it took me a little bit to get out of it. And then I was just lazy. And then, so I was already kind of off the wagon.
And then like, I fell back off the wagon trying to get on right before the quarantine.
Crap shut everything down.
So, you know how Tyler is always telling us, oh, dude, I'm doing 15 pushups or I'm doing this or that.
I don't know about that, but sure.
Okay.
Tyler says he does, you know, some type of activity.
Okay. I don't believe it so Eric I have this idea
we gotta get Tyler on an Apple Watch
so we can track his ass
to know if he's doing anything
I'm not financial
because people who don't have an Apple Watch
you can literally once you become friends on the fitness app
or whatever you call it through the Apple Watch
you can literally click in like right now I can drop in on menace. You know, let me see. Menace
has burned 366 of his 900 calories today. Like it's by the second, by the minute. So we could
literally see that Tyler hasn't moved for 15 hours a day probably. So, and then we got to get bored
on it too. But I think, you know, if we saw a board on there, we would see all the steps that he puts in
because he'll at least walk around his neighborhood.
Yeah, he's a foot soldier, man.
He puts some miles on his legs.
Tyler, on the other hand, puts miles on his thumbs more than anything.
See, I'm willing to be tracked.
Don't get me wrong.
I am 100% willing to be tracked.
The problem with me is actually getting an Apple Watch because they're so damn expensive.
I can't afford that.
They're really not even expensive anymore. Well, no, no. I will start a GoFundMe to get you an Apple expensive. There's I can't afford that. Not even, well, no, no. I, I,
I will start a go fund me to get you an Apple watch. That's the problem.
I think I have an old one, you know,
I don't worry about the cost and I think they're like 200 bucks now.
So are you down? Because then we'll be texting you all the time.
Like dude looks like you haven't moved in 15, 16 hours.
In all honesty, I'd be down because I know for a fact if I look at the watch on my wrist
and I see other people are moving, it'll get me up and moving because I don't want to be
the one out.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but that's dumb logic.
That's like the only reason you're going to exercise because you have a watch on.
It's if you don't already, Menace is busting his ass
on the Peloton and Soundwave is going on jogs and stuff.
I'm sorry, I don't follow you guys after work.
I don't see what's going on in your private lives.
You know what's going to be great?
You don't care about that.
What's going to be great is when he has to wake up
at 2.33 in the morning every morning
so he keeps up his facade or that he's up that early so you see his
stand hours.
Dude, I'm out
here grinding, bro.
Man, I've been moving since
8am.
It has no activity.
Does anyone else get an idea that Tyler
is just going to attach this to a dog or
one of his 70,000 brothers
and just say, hey, go ahead and walk for me
and exercise. Why are you giving them ideas, Brett? I feel like he's going to figure this
out eventually. So here's what we'll have to do though. When we see that he's exercising,
when we drop in on him, we're going to have to text it, text him and say, Hey, what are you
doing? Show us right now. You, you have gone on multiple times to say even on the
Podcasts to say how when you're feeling stressed out you go for long drives. Why not go for walks?
um
I've I've thought about it and I kid you not I was literally having this conversation with my mom yesterday and she said
Look, you need to be working out more and everything and I said, I know
She's like I'm like, I know, I know.
It's just been, you know, it's been a little rough over here.
But I'm like, I know I need to get back out there.
So that's what it is.
Okay, Randy, I'd like to see you drive down to Whittier and slap me.
Go ahead.
I dare you.
I hear it's on the border of Orange County.
Anyways, that was the big idea that I had.
It seems like everybody's on board.
We got to get bored of watch as well.
So we can all track each other.
It is motivational though.
Like hate to agree with Tyler, but it is motivational seeing that, okay, this person already closed
all the rings for the day.
And then you're like, oh, I'm only halfway there.
I got to do it.
You know?
Yeah.
I used to do that on the Fitbit challenge when all my friends actually use their fitbits before they moved on to apple watches and all the fancy things that you people
have now uh i'm stuck by myself now so i have no one no one to keep me accountable for you know
i have another question uh real quick is sports happening right now is there um is there sports
stuff going on technically uh there's movements know, players coming out saying stupid things, them
doing charitable things.
But the only real sports league that we've noticed has been Korean baseball.
So again, follow at Tailgater Sports on Instagram and listen to the podcast.
Just go to tailgatersports.com and check it out right now.
You guys just posted an episode just recently, right?
Yeah, it was a fun one.
All right, good.
Check it out.
Besides Tyler falling asleep like twice. No, that did not happen. No, I heard
Eric edited it out. It's all good. Speaking of Instagram, I was on the Instagram and I saw that
Tyler's brother graduated and you guys did a whole drive by graduation thing. Yeah. So apparently a
week and a half before he was set to graduate, we all knew we wanted to do something, but we didn't know what we wanted to do exactly, and we didn't know how to do it.
So my mom reached out to my brother's girlfriend and said, hey, what if we do a car parade?
And my brother's girlfriend said, that's actually a great idea.
She rounded up as many of his close friends that were able to come, about half of her family, extended family. And they all came
and they did maybe about a 15 minute car parade, full on going down once coming around the block,
going down. They did it about three times. Then they actually, they actually all got out for a
little bit. One of them put speakers on their car and started playing the graduation theme when he
walked down and he was in his capping gown.
He had his sash.
He walked down.
He was just waving to everyone like it was an actual graduation.
He did not expect it.
He had tears for a little bit for the first time.
He was full on surprised.
And I was really glad that we were able to pull it off.
Because my brother has been in school for five years.
And I know that he worked his ass off to get here.
And it sucks that because of the virus that he's not able to have the graduation that he really wanted, you know, being there with all his friends.
And they still might get it.
There's rumor that they might put it in, like, the winter and everything like that.
You could argue that this is going to be remembered more than an actual graduation.
I'm really proud that we were able to pull it all off.
That's awesome and you know the best part of it is i saw you line up with your entire family and then there was like a big family portrait
and i see you sitting on the end front and center is your pizza tattoo on your arm oh my god so oh
my god as i was zeroing in on the pizza tattoo, you know, with this nice family portrait. I was thinking, and guys, you got to support me on this, right?
Like Tyler has to at least go half sleeve because that the love of God, because the
solo tattoo in that area, it just looks a little off.
I will say this.
I have been wanting to get a half sleeve for a long time.
But of course the issue right now is obviously I can't afford it.
That's going to be something after I get, because right now right now i'm being paid hourly after i get moved to
salary and i can actually you know divide up my money a little bit more because i'll have a
constant flow then i can kind of figure it out but even though that's a little ways away and i know
brett's laughing because i know brett is on salary and he still struggles but no no no because i
think you just said i think you just sound so pretentious.
Man, once I make it to salary, then I can get tattoos.
Dude, you know how much debt I went into just to get some tattoos and to have some fun,
man?
That's part of making money, spending money and enjoying yourself.
Maybe instead of spending so much money on Falcons jerseys, you can invest in some art
that's on your body.
Okay.
Okay.
Even then I said, said i said i wasn't
dropping covered up man i said i wasn't dropping 125 on a falcon's jersey it's not happening but
i will say this as like okay brett you said like i i put myself in debt to do this because of my
whole situation with the truck i don't want to put myself in debt anymore that's your fault man no no
no i'm aware that it's my own fault, but
I dug myself a massive hole
that it doesn't matter what it is. I think
the only exception would be if I were to buy a house.
How much do you think
tattoos cost, dude?
No, I know, but I have money that
needs to go to other things. That's what
it is. I'm sure we have some listeners
that tattoo that would like come
through, you know, on some stuff. Or friends of sure we have some listeners that tattoo that would like come through, you know,
on some stuff or friends of friends,
man.
I got tattooed as friends.
Andy,
I think has like one.
Yeah.
But I just like,
I don't know.
Even though I have had so much enjoyment of Tyler's tattoo,
I just like,
after looking at that photo,
I'm like,
oh man, we got to help him out with like a little half sleeve thing to,
to make it come all together
And I want to take the attention away from yeah, you know
I want to say something
Because I know you said like oh we have listeners who might be able to help you out with it
I'll never ask anybody for a free tattoo or anything like this
No, no, no, I'm just pointing this out because you never know who's gonna like offer something like that
I'll never ask and I'll probably never take you up on the offer because I know that's how you make your living
I know that's how you pay your bills. I'm not trying to cheat you
I know that's why that's why when they offer you something for free you offer to pay
How about I make a deal to add to the sleeve if I get to pick what it is? Oh, that's scary
Because now I'm intrigued.
Now I'm intrigued.
I will also put some money in if I can choose the tattoo that goes on your arm.
I have a great idea.
How are you going to choose if Menace is choosing?
I don't know.
I'm saying I'll put another tattoo.
We're just going to start plastering tattoos on a Tyler.
I mean, I'll throw 50 down if I get like an index card square somewhere.
Yeah, it's like a billboard.
Dude, that'd be dope. We're like little pieces. If I get like a card square somewhere billboard do that be
Guys we should get our Instagram handles on his arm. So everywhere he goes like oh, who's that hand? I need look that up
Randy you change your Instagram name once every six months. I'm not doing that. Yeah Oh, but that'd be good though. It'll be like a line
It'll be like a line through it and then below is the new handle and it just keeps going.
Exactly.
See that way your, your sleeve will be done in no time.
Yeah.
Or we put it out to listeners like, Hey, you know what?
If you pay for the tattoo, uh, you know, enhancement on the arm,
you get to select what it is.
Oh my God.
We should do something for charity.
Somehow make the money go to charity or something. So many wieners. Oh my god, we should do something for charity. Somehow make the money go to a charity or
something. So many wieners?
Oh yes. We should have
an octopus, but instead
of tentacles, it's wieners.
In the words of Brett, my mom would look at me
and say, my poor Christian boy.
I can't do that. Well, I'm sure we'll
get this all figured out somehow, or we'll
just go to Vegas again and then we'll get
some random tattoo.
I could use a Vegas trip, yeah. I know i want vegas to open up so bad same um another thing i've been talking about on the woody show super obsessed lately for some reason with raisin canes and oh yes i haven't gone in a
while and i love the sauce so nacho and i we've been bootlegging the sauce. If you want to
make it yourself, it's super easy. I'm going to give you the recipe right now and it tastes
exactly like the sauce at the restaurant. So this is what you do. Okay. Listen up, record this.
Half a cup of mayonnaise, one fourth cup of ketchup, half a teaspoon of garlic salt,
one fourth teaspoon of Worcestershire. Is that how you say it?
Worcestershire? Worcestershire. Worcestershire? Worcestershire? Worcestershire sauce and a half
a teaspoon of black pepper. That's it. And it is delicious. We've been living off that stuff.
We've been moonshining raisin canes, man. Dude, I'm telling you, just bootlegging that sauce,
man. And I couldn't believe how easy it was to make. And it tastes exactly the same.
Yeah, I did not realize it's that easy.
I literally think I have all those ingredients
right now in my kitchen.
So after this is over, I might go grab it.
You have kitchen supplies.
You have garlic salt?
I think I do, yeah.
Dude, that's just basic.
You don't have basic.
That's seasoning.
I think the only thing I probably don't have
is that Worcestershire
oh yeah i guess that that would be that's that might be the only thing like horseradish kind of i know i don't know it's like a weird soy sauce consistency it's funny because the only ingredient
i didn't have was the garlic salt everyone has that in their house i i have a i use yeah i
tossed that in a lot of my pastas and stuff. Really? Like your own at-home garlic bread, dude.
Yeah.
I mean, anytime we're making some kind of Italian dish,
we always have the garlic salt ready to go.
If you make that, please tag us on Instagram so we can see it.
Trying to figure out the proper pronunciation of that goddamn word.
Worcestershire.
Worcestershire?
Worcestershire?
Worcestershire.
I don't know.
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So Twitter and Google has announced that people can work from home indefinitely, even if people start going back to the office.
I know a lot of people are going to be coming back to the office soon, but they announced that they can work from home indefinitely.
I want to ask you guys, would you be down with that?
I wouldn't be down to do it indefinitely.
I can also vouch for that.
There's too many distractions at home.
Plus, for me personally, I have to have some kind of social interaction.
I'd lose my mind if I'm at home.
I don't care about social interaction.
I just don't trust myself being at home surrounded by all my vices,
video games, my computers, my TV.
I don't trust myself.
Randy's lazy.
Eric?
If it's working from home and like a non pandemic shutdown.
Yeah.
I mean,
I'd be down for like some kind of hybrid kind of thing.
Like,
you know,
work from home if possible on certain days,
go in on other days.
But if it,
if it's like pandemic forced,
like if I could work from home and still go outside and do things outside,
then yeah,
I'm all for it.
But if going out to work,
like if I've been,
luckily we've been able to go into work throughout most of this whole thing, you know, if I was at home for this two
and a half, three months, what we're going on, I don't know if I'd be, I'd be as willing to say
that I'd work from home anymore. I will tell you this. If I worked for Twitter or Google and they
said that I can work from home and definitely I'm getting the F out and I'm going somewhere super cheap and I'm going to take that San Francisco pay and I'm going to live in Reno
or something like that and just ball out, you know, and it's work from home.
That's a pretty good idea though. I mean, moving away, like if you're still getting the same
consistent amount of money, because then suddenly a job that wasn't listed as a remote job becomes
a remote job by definition.
If I didn't like the people I worked with and didn't have to socially interact with them on a daily basis and have a team atmosphere, like I like you guys.
So I'd rather be in an office with you guys.
If it was my last radio show, hell no.
I'll work all the time from home, man.
And I would never leave.
Yeah.
Because like, you know, there's always the one annoying person, Cameron, you know, that you're like,
you know,
I could do without having to see him on a daily basis. And we get along great.
That's perfect.
But overall it's so much better if you're in the team atmosphere to be with
people,
Twitter workers though,
they're like,
screw it.
Like that's perfect for them.
They don't have to deal with anybody.
Did you see the other news that there might be another stimulus check coming?
Tyler,
there's your tattoo money right there, buddy
Yeah, come on, bro, dude
Get it by the year 2021, I guess. Yeah get a full chest piece. Do you want to say something real quick?
uh because of the last stimulus check i'm actually very proud to say that the
2008 jetta I own now I can fully pay it off and just actually own it you can fully
Pay it off or are you gonna fully pay it off and just actually own it. You can fully pay it off or are you going to fully pay it off?
I am in the process of talking to my dad to see if we're trying to decide which the best
course of action is.
But if I do go that route, I have more than enough money to completely pay it off and
actually own it.
And that would eliminate one of my bills right away.
Do it.
I really want to.
The only reason I haven't done it yet is because me and my dad are trying to decide, should I pay off this car right now? Or most of the money I do have, should I put it towards the
loan I had to take out in order to sell the truck in the first place? I still have that. If you guys
remember. So you still owe money on the current car and you still owe your previous loan. Yeah.
But if I honestly, I've been talking to my dad about it. I'd rather pay
off the current car now just so it's one less thing I have to worry about. I'm honestly like
really happy. This is, it's not complete financial freedom, but this is the most financially somewhat
free I felt in like a really long time. Yeah. We would always give crap to Gregori on the
Woody show because he would have enough money to pay off his credit cards, but he would never do
it because he didn't want to write the check to pay it off but are you guys excited to potentially get
another stimulus check is it cool um oh hell yeah man i got i got debt to pay off man yeah i'm
excited as tyler man if i could if i get another 1500 i'm i some of my bills are completely gone
that's two i could probably wipe out with another 15. Yeah, same. Pay it.
Pay it.
I'm excited,
but I feel I'm also in a very different boat
than everybody else
because I don't have rent or crazy bills.
So while I'm excited,
it's just going to go into savings.
Oh, that sucks.
Is that a video game or what is that called?
What is savings?
Is that for PS4?
Yeah, what is that?
It's called Mind Your Business.
It's going to savings. Is that a PC game or a chair company? Savings video game chairs? Is that the PS4? Yeah, what is that? It's called Mind Your Business. Is that a PC game or a chair company?
Savings video game chairs?
Is that the new DLC?
Also being at home, I've been drinking a lot of beer lately.
Yes.
And I don't know if I know everybody's favorite beer.
And Randy, I'll let you go first.
What kind of beers do you like?
I have to admit, I'm definitely hardcore on PBR.
I bought a 30 rack before all this went down.
You guys remember?
I sent you a picture when I was at Smart and Final.
I was like, you know what?
I might as well get it while I'm here.
Yeah.
And actually, a few days ago, I finally finished that 30 rack.
So I'm proud of that.
What is your opinion on Guinness?
Yeah.
It's gross.
Oh, wow.
You're a hater, bro.
Guinness is so good.
Oh, Tyler.
We blew it Tyler We blew it
We blew it
Tyler
Dude
Tyler came through
Okay so
We got caught up on Randy
When Tyler was the obvious choice
Damn
Alright
So we had this
This is what you guys
This is what you guys get for being dicks
Alright
So yeah
We had
Tyler's so obvious
Now that I think about it
Hold on
Yeah that is true
I'll give everybody a backstory
So we're
We're in the office
And we're just talking about like drinking beer.
And we're like, oh, yeah, I'm probably drinking Modelo, probably drinking, you know, Pabst or Corona.
Yeah, something like that.
And we're like, oh, do you know what?
Randy's probably totally like a Guinness IPA guy.
And it was Tyler the whole time.
Dude, we got caught up on Randy when Tyler was the...
Just when I thought you guys...
Did you say it was good?
Did you say Guinness is good, Tyler?
I like Guinness.
I do.
And plus...
Are you guys...
Are you guys deaf?
Have you never heard him go off about how much he loves 805s and how...
805 is...
Oh, my God.
805 is so good.
805 is so good when it's ice cold.
I know, but we're talking about heavy super hipster beers
also guinness stuff is expensive man dennis is like drinking a milkshake like yeah it's gross bro
you need some like weird ball mechanic in it to keep it fresh yeah it's so weird that's why i like
it also one of my favorite mixed drinks happens to be an Irish Car Bomb, which is a lot of Guinness. I love that stuff.
You're that guy.
You're that guy that goes out to like a dueling piano bar or like a dive bar.
Can I get an Irish Car Bomb?
It's Fourth of July, bro.
What are you doing?
Wait.
How did you numbnuts think I was a pretentious beer snob when you saw me?
You see me drinking PBR all the time.
No, but you shout out like weird brewery, whatever.
We just didn't think that you would join us in Modelo time.
That's all.
Yeah.
I literally post Modelo time memes on my Instagram story all the time.
Yeah, I love Modelo and Catecate.
That stuff's good.
Shout out, Tyler.
Go get in the corner, Tyler.
You don't get a part of this talk.
Go drink an overpriced garbage.
Go make a car bomb.
So, Tyler, is that your favorite, though?
805 is my favorite.
Guinness is up there, but it's not my favorite.
Because it tastes like chocolate.
I mean, not because it tastes like chocolate.
It's just got like a rich, dark flavor to it.
That's all it is.
It's not because it tastes like chocolate.
It tastes like a rich, dark cocoa chocolate.
It's one of those beers where that taste shouldn't be in a beer.
Why are you trying to make this a thing?
I mean, obviously it is, but I can't do it.
It's too gross for me.
I'm not trying to make it a thing.
You guys asked and I answered.
That's all it is.
It sounds like he has Guinness in his throat like 24 seconds.
Yeah, like that ball is going up and down.
Yeah, dude.
You're a Guinness can.
What have you been drinking, man, since you've been drinking
so much beer lately? Like, what are your top ones?
I've been drinking Pabst because, again,
we have a bunch in the office.
And then I just, I love
Corona and Modelo. That's it, man. The lighter
the better for me. I don't like anything
dark at all. Like, I can't
hang. It just tastes terrible. I need
my beer to taste pretty much like water.
Hold on, wait. So, are you anti brewery, Menace? Is this what I'm hearing? I just want terrible i need my beer to taste pretty much like water hold on wait so are
you anti-brewery menace is this what i'm hearing uh i just want to go out my way to corporate
corporate sellout corporate sellout i just want to go out my way i'm kidding maybe it's not even
the the beer itself maybe it's the surroundings i think now and i know what randy is about to say
and he's like well you can just get it from the store.
But as I am reaching down to maybe grab one of those beers,
I'm visualizing those people that are hanging out around.
Or they cut in front of you.
Like a normal person?
Is that what you're visualizing?
Yeah, I can't support this at all.
This is the most outlandish.
This argument makes no sense.
The vendetta against breweries?
What do you mean? You just don't like going at all. This is the most outlandish. This argument makes no sense. The vendetta against breweries? What do you mean?
You just don't like going out and being around people?
It's the type of people.
It's the type of people.
The people.
It's a restaurant.
It's what you guys are tripping.
Don't go to the outdoor patio then.
Like, what the hell is the...
It's a restaurant that makes their beer.
Both of them are getting extremely offended
because they think they're being lumped into this now.
I'm just dumbfounded.
I'm just going to crack if you want me into the group.
Honestly, I could really care less,
but I'm just dumbfounded at the vendetta against a restaurant.
It doesn't make any sense.
Because they make beer in their own place?
Open your eyes.
It's the people that are there.
What? Normal people?
They're not normal.
That's like saying...
They're not.
Okay, all right.
That's for a certain reason.
All right, whatever.
Let's... Here you go.
No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
This is the same to me.
Check this out.
That's like...
Let's say... Okay, let's use Menace for example.
Menace, you have a favorite sushi spot.
Now, that sushi spot just so happens to be in a certain city
where there's a lot of people who you could glom on
with the same category as the one on Gold Hipster.
They don't make their sake, dude.
But it's like, what's the difference between going to that sushi place
where all the hipsters go to versus going to some rando sushi spot in NoHo?
I think what he's saying is, would you go to a sushi place,
even if you, like, you know, you love sushi,
would you go there even if there was a hipster douchebag clientele?
Would that turn you away from it?
That would turn me away from it.
And, you know, I brett just kind of hit
the nail on the head it probably doesn't have to do with anything that has to do with the actual
taste of the beer oh yeah totally it's just maybe just the surroundings i don't like i feel like
there's a difference though between the kind of hips you guys thinking of and hipsters say like
tyler if tyler had the money i'm sure tyler would fly to ireland and drink guinness because that's
a tyler move that's a hipster move. That's a tourist.
No,
dude,
I'm talking about real hipsters,
man.
Yeah.
What?
That doesn't make Eric back me up here.
That doesn't,
it doesn't make sense.
Like I,
I honest,
this,
this might be the most outlandish wildest thing you guys have ever said.
I think there's just not much sense.
Hold on,
Eric.
I,
because I want Eric to speak because I know he's heated,
but they, the, you don't know what an actual hipster is.
I think the hipster thing is getting too much of a blanket term.
There's different levels to this, you know?
There's like the wannabe hipster and who's not really a hipster.
And then there's like level nine hipster who I'm talking about.
Oh my God.
Who are so douchey and you know they hate
everything and nothing anything that's like this is lunacy dude this is what this is this is
ridiculous why you're gaining you're reading this off of people in a room like how do you have this
how can you look at someone i don't want how i don't want okay i don't want to support i don't
want to literally you would literally walk into nice outdoor patio cool stuff good beer great food awesome atmosphere and you'd walk in and be like damn one too many
hipsters in here this place blows yeah i don't want to support because you can't have any fun
because of the crowd and i don't think you understand the definition of hipster because i've
i don't see like that's like the complete opposite crowd of most of these breweries maybe i have the wrong you know thinking about it but that's just the
vibe that i get and that's why i don't go there and that's what i'm saying this is all coming
from menace the guy who willingly goes to malls i love malls yeah malls rule but hey but but the
brewers are the one that gives off the crappy vibe yeah Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I don't get it, man.
I don't get it.
This is stupid.
I just don't think I like the atmosphere.
That's all.
Okay, but say that then instead of saying I can't sit there.
That's what he said.
That's what he said in the first place.
That's literally what he said.
Not what he said.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
There you go.
No, no.
Well, maybe I have to explain it better and to say like, hey, maybe I don't like the atmosphere
and that's why I don't go there.
And because of that.
This whole argument wouldn't have happened.
And because of that, you associate all their beer with that because that's what you think
of when you see it.
Yes.
Which brewery do you own that you're so upset?
Which one do you have stocking right now?
I just, I'm just upset over this.
Also, this is like 10 minutes of content,
but I'm just so upset over the asinine argument.
It just doesn't make sense.
I have to respect you guys' opinions, even though they're wrong.
I can accept when I'm wrong.
I'll go back and I'll check it out and see if I'm totally wrong on the atmosphere.
Maybe I'll reconsider my thoughts on it.
All right?
Let's all do it together. I'm down. When they're
open back up, let's go and
maybe you guys
show me that I was totally wrong.
This is the thing that I want to do
for you though. I want to take you
to meet an actual real
hipster. I think that's the only part
that I'm really getting angry about is like
you're labeling all these people
non-hipsters as hipsters.
Well, we're angry about you labeling breweries
as hipster hangouts.
And I'll hug it out.
And I'm going to say I'm upset
just because you guys
say we can't handle being
around annoying people when I've seen both
of you go off on a split
hair to Tyler a thousand
times and you guys can't handle being around him.
So what can you do about saying that to us in a room full of people like Tyler?
Because hipsters aren't talking to me and saying stupid crap
where I feel they need to be reprimanded.
Oh, man, you've never met a hipster.
There's no way.
No way.
You've been around a room full of hipsters.
They're the most pretentious, douchey people of life. I almost started a bar fight recently because of that
So we brought this up on the woody show bike sales out of control people can't buy bikes
And I've been seeing e-bikes online like crazy. Would you be down a bike ride?
Andy bikes the hipster'm more of a walker Oh my god
I knew it
I've been
I've been
What kind of
I've been thinking
What kind of bikes
Do you have
I've been thinking
About getting a bike
What kind of bikes
Do you have
Fixies
Yeah
What
Do you have one
Um
No
You goddamn hipster
Would you avoid
An area with fixie bikes
Because there's too many hipsters
I would
Because there's no
F'ing brakes on them
I can't.
Yeah, the first time I got on one of those pro cycling bikes
slash, I guess, quote-unquote fixies,
it completely threw me off that in order to stop it,
you have to stop at the pedals.
That scared me.
There's no handlebar things.
For me, I'm just regular.
A mountain bike I enjoy, a cruiser,
because I'm not biking anywhere far anyways.
I mean, I don't have a bike.
I would love to go outside and bike,
but I brought it up was actually to talk about,
do you think it's getting more and more shady outside?
Because in Burbank where the station's located,
a lot of robberies happen within hours of each other.
Luckily, Burbank police are on you,
so it's the dumbest place ever to do any crime.
But do you think like outside is getting weird that more and more people are losing their
jobs that they're out there doing shady stuff or no?
Do you feel like on edge when you're outside at all?
No, I guess maybe people are kind of pushed the edge a little bit more, but I don't, I
don't, I wouldn't say I'm necessarily scared or apprehensive about going outside.
I don't think it's getting any worse.
Plus, I think the people who are doing the robbing and actually holding up places,
they realize that, especially if you do it at a restaurant, there's no customers inside.
So there's less people to control. Everyone you have to control is already behind the counter
and they can't really go anywhere except the back door. So they might think that it's a little bit
easier to handle. Is Tyler planning one or something? Like what the hell?
No, I'm just, I know he has it all laid out. Look, I've been playing a lot of
Grand Theft Auto, okay? I'm just saying. Eric, how are you feeling?
Is your area sketchier? I know you do have
like a weird guy in a lab coat walking around.
Yeah, no. I'm in like a little cul-de-sac, so I don't
get any kind of crazy stuff off of Colorado.
I'm by a freeway, so I'm tucked
away. I just think like more people are just
on edge. We have that story of that throwdown
of the guy that got upset because
he opened the door
for another person they didn't say thank you which which would get me upset but i wouldn't fight
anybody over it so i i kind of feel like i usually have eyes in the back of my head as i'm going
anywhere right now i'm kind of tending to look around a lot more as i'm going through anywhere
because i've caught a couple weird people in my alley i've caught a couple weird people
by the station just kind, it feels weird out.
Yeah, I'm constantly looking for hipsters.
Oh yeah, dude.
Then you got to run the other way.
You're like, screw this.
Randy's probably right with them right now.
Oh yeah.
What are you going to say, Randy?
I think we're in a weird spot though,
especially the city we live in.
The amount of homeless people that are in Burbank now seems to be a lot higher than it was before.
Oh, yeah, it is.
When those people come in, and just by nature, naturally, people who are up to no good,
they're going to come in more towards Burbank because there's more stores here.
You probably have more money here than versus a store out deeper into the valley.
So it's not surprising.
But I think just because there's nothing going on right now, we're seeing everything like we're more, we're paying
our minds want us to assume that things are getting worse and worse and worse. And in reality,
they've been pretty stagnant for the most part. There's one more thing that I want to say before
we leave. There's a new integration with the Woody show. If you guys want to check it out,
just go to messagewoody.com
that's messagewoody.com you can actually
leave a voice message or a video
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we have a couple questions out there we would love for you to
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and of course before we leave we got to shout out a couple favorite segment. So if you can go to messagewoody.com, that would be awesome.
And of course,
before we leave, we've got to shout out a couple podcasts. You've got to go to
Tailgater Sports. Check that out.
Check out the new latest episode.
And you've got to listen to The Bortcast,
of course. Oh, yeah.
Go to thebortcast.com. You have a new
episode coming out soon, right? You said?
Yeah. We say goodbye
to Star Wars, The Clone Wars. It's an all-Star star wars episode i know people like when i actually talk about star wars you
know whether you're a hipster or not you like my opinion on star wars how deep i get into it so
we cover a lot about that a lot of future with star wars so it's coming out and randy apparently
you started yet another podcast yeah dude i'm starting a new podcast with a buddy of mine he
interned at theHeart and he's
always been big in radio. We've always been friends since we interned together. We're big
on gaming. Tyler knows him. His name's Brendan Peach. Dude's like 6'9", massive dude, big into
gaming. And so we decided we wanted to unveil a gaming podcast because over the years, I've been
able to meet a few really cool people who work in the industry. I'd love to interview them,
talk to them about their stuff, talk about gaming news,
the things we're into,
do some nostalgia trips,
you know?
So it's called I call next and we're,
we're still putting on the final touches.
I got to get stuff figured out.
Where do you go to find that?
Well,
right now you can look up a,
I call next pod on Instagram.
We're on Instagram right now.
And right now I'm currently figuring everything out in regards to how to get
on the Apple podcast and the I heart radio app.
So we're, I'm figuring that out. Also listen to the NerdNaut podcast with Ravy, Cameron, and Randy. And also
Cameron has his own podcast with his fiancee, Katie. It's called Mostly True Opinions. Go look
that up. And of course, listen to the Matt and Kim podcast. I know they just recorded a new one.
Just go to mattandkim.com. The Joe Coy podcast. Again, if you haven't listened to the episode with Woody, go check it out.
Just go to j-o-k-o-y.com.
That's j-o-k-o-y.com.
JoeCoy.com.
And listen to the Sex With Emily podcast.
Just go to sexwithemily.com.
That's sexwithemily.com.
And follow her on Instagram.
Oh, yeah.
And, of course, listen to The Mothership, The Woody Show,
Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app.
Just search The Woody Show.
Easy.
Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Nope.
I think I'm good.
Yeah, I've been sharing a lot of local businesses, you know,
because I do like local business,
and a lot of artists and a lot of musicians that are out of work right now
because there's no touring, nowhere to show their art art pieces it's really hard to get their stuff out so check out any of the
bands and artists i'm posting and support them if you can listen to their music maybe buy a print of
theirs it's only 20 bucks or original art pieces and you know just support any way you can man
because these people need help and they're very talented they're way more talented than me so they
deserve it randy go listen to tailgater we're gonna be and also follow tailgater sports on instagram
stay tuned for the podcast i'll be dropping for i call next and uh support your breweries
small businesses and uh don't be a dick all right like tyler um yeah i'd like to say one more time
that my brother landon i'm really proud of you for graduating, dude. You got this, Randy. I'm going to sucker punch you
in the face if you don't shut up.
But yeah, man. Hey, look.
Keep taking the world by storm and
whatever you end up doing, man.
I know you're going to do a real good job. So you got this.
All right, guys. That's it for this week.
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