What's New Podcast - April is busy with events, movies & more!

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

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What's new? What's New with Menace. What's Up, everybody. Welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, a.k. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show that you can hear

across the United States and around the world on the Woody Show podcast. Today, we are joined by one other person. That would be Randy, who's coming to us live from who knows somewhere in the world. Downey, California. Downey? Okay, he's coming to us live from Downing today. And thank you so much for enjoying. us. Now, I just want to correct something. I think I might have said the wrong time for the

Woody Show meetup this Friday, April 10th in Fullerton. I might have said a different time, but the official time is 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. The whole Woody Show crew, we're going to be there and giving you more chances to get into the Woody Show after our takeover that's happening April 20th. Wait, Randy. Are you going? Are you going to go to the takeover? We need a Randy appearance. Maybe. I mean, to see where the cards, I'd love to go. That'd be cool. I'm way past the point now. I would hope so. Maybe. Hold on. Hold on. Listen to me. I feel like it's, I've been an out of the show for enough years where now it's like it's a little awkward to ask for things. Yeah, like who's Randy? Yeah. You know, like part of it's a little strange. No, I mean, you've been brought up ever since you left.

Yeah, but you know, it's been a couple years. So it's kind of weird when it's like, you know, oh, Randy's never around. But look at him at the. the freaking takeover. I'm sure you can't ask for like 15 passes, but I'm sure you can get in for yourself. I like that he says it's he doesn't want to ask. It's awkward ask. And yet he asked me maybe six months ago for the hardest tickets in the building to get a whole. That was true. The Kanye show? I didn't know. I asked him to get me tickets. I asked him to get me tickets to I'm, okay, well let me rephrase that. I didn't ask him. I was like, I politely was like, hey, Brett, could you get, could you maybe see if there's any turnstile tickets around? And yeah, those were the hardest tickets to get. Oh, okay. You thought I was asking for tickets for God.

or something, man, without heads returning over that. I'm like, what? Jeez. Like, okay. All right, whatever. Well, look, you got to pick your battles. I can't just be like every other. Hey, Brett, can I go see this and this?

You know, you got to be smart. But you know what? Randy, Randy is invited to the takeover. He is on my list. Okay. Of course, he is on my list. Nice. Eric is on my list.

Sweet. Julianne's on my list. Tyler's on his own list. Oh, yeah. His own list? Yeah, well, he kind of works here now. He works here. Yeah, so he gets his own list.

Yeah. That's fair. And plus, we don't want to put him on because he has like five brothers, right? So like 15 cousins. We don't want them eating up our list. I mean, if anything, we're lucky he's the oldest one because if he was the younger one, then all of his brothers could have like wives and kids. Imagine that.

Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it would be over. So luckily, a very large but limited list when it comes to him. Now, Tyler is not here today. And he broke this on the show, so I'm not sharing any tea that people. might not know, but Tyler is not with us. He's at his other job where it's been announced that his whole team that he's working with are getting let go in three months.

At least he got a three months heads up on that and a severance. Like, dude, this guy, he stays winning, even though when he's losing. Right. In today's job marketing climate, like you're lucky to get even like a week heads up. So the fact that he got three months and severance. In radio, you get a 30 seconds heads up. up maybe. Oh my god, radio, you show up to the building. You're like, wait, how come I can't get in? Yeah.

He was waiting there until someone's like, oh, you didn't get the email? It's like, I know, what email? Even during COVID, Tyler won, right? He got furloughed. So he was still technically on the payroll as furloughed, right? Then he got unemployment. And we were all like, man, this sucks. You know, like when no of us wanted to get let go, Tyler ended up making more money per hour than most people that were still on the job here at the company. And he wasn't waking up at 2.40 in the morning. I know. What the hell? I know. Even when he's losing, this guy's winning. He's still winning.

It's not, it doesn't make sense, and it's kind of frustrating. I've, uh, the method I've adopted is instead of just like over everything that he does, I'm just like, I'm just going to embrace from afar. That way I can't get pissed off. Try to adopt. I'm rooting on. I'm rooting him on, really. Yeah. Now,

we had this last week off. Now, Randy, did you get any time off during spring break or you're still working the whole time? I've been working the whole time. Oh, damn. Well, I'm lucky though. My schedule is pretty lax, though. So, I mean, like my work, you know, moments where you're busy, moments when you're pretty chill. But, I mean, I wouldn't mind to be right. Well, I went out to Scottsdale, Arizona.

That was really cool. Nice. I really is, I mean, it's, you know, it's fancy for the area. Mega huge houses. I just went out there to do a little shopping, hit up their mall, which is really nice because I was out in Indio. And I woke up one day and go, you know what? I want to go check out Scottsdale. So I just drove out there, a pretty easy drive.

and it's also family, so that was fun. And then I came back to the area, and I went to Street League skateboarding SLS. That was awesome. That was in downtown L.A. And just like what kids can do nowadays with skateboarding, it's just insane. Like something amazing to see back in the day

is like nothing to them now. Right. Oh, dude, on my feed, I got a video of, I think it was 2003 X games. And it was more of like, it was more of a post. sort of reminiscing on it and being like,

we may never see this stuff again, but it was like Bob Bernquist's like perfect run to win the, I think the freestyle. I guarantee you, that looks like a little kid compared to the stuff that they're doing now. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like he was just doing like 360s and just sort of like turns and the board was just hitting like,

he was hitting the lip on the side of the ramp, which is still impressive. Yeah. But to your point, like do you kids nowadays, they be going crazy, no helmets. Yeah. It was all the street stuff that you saw like Ban Marjorie doing in the early 2000s that was.

revolutionary to do on the street now. You're like, everybody does it times 10 now. It's like pro wrestling. Macho man. What was this finishing move? Elbow drop off the top. Nowadays, you get somebody that could do a 450 into a leg drop bounce and do something else. In pro wrestling, you're like, how do I process this? Yeah. It is crazy.

Oh, man. So I spent my time doing that. Also, I spent time preparing the house for Coachella. All of April gets taken over, Indio, California. two weekends of Coachella and stage coach. Now, you know how I've always said that Randy just reminds me so much of my brother-in-law? I just want to share a move that Randy would totally do that my brother-in-law did. Now, weekend one, my brother-in-law has some friends staying with us for the festival, right?

No problem. Cool. We'll hook him up. So we're asking, okay, when does everybody get to the house? Well, he's getting to the house a couple days early. And then his friends are getting their Thursday, festival starts Friday. And we go, okay, cool. So what airport are they flying into?

They're flying into LAX. What? Now, if you don't know the geography of Southern California, LAX is probably three plus hours away on a good day to get to Indio, California. All the good day. Yeah, now we're talking about Coachella weekend. So they're landing and then taking a shuttle bus. So a bus, who knows where that stops?

When are they even going to get to Indio? Dude, there are three airports that are way closer. You have Ontario. You have San Bernardino, which is like, I'm telling you, like a hidden gem. And you have a little thing called the Palm Springs Airport. Was San Diego being closer? Maybe even San Diego. I was going to say, brother, you could go to John Wayne and Irvine.

You could go to Long Beach. You could take a private jet to Fullerton. You can do all these things. You can go up to the freaking Silmar and that tiny town. I was just thinking at this point, like, why not just drive from the Bay Area? Why even fly into LAX and then take a bus for the rest of the way? Well, it's probably because it was the cheaper option. No, dude.

The try. And I always say wrong, San Bernardino. Dude, to fly round trip from San Francisco to San Bernardino during the festival weekend was $200. bucks. Yeah, this is a case of people not really checking and not communicating. That sounds familiar for a lot of people we know. Hold on. Hold on.

I think I'm pretty good with airports. I would say, if anything, this is a Tyler move because isn't Tyler the guy that went to the wrong airport once? He did. Yeah. I get to have an airport blunder. But I could see how, like, me personally, I could find myself in a similar situation, but primarily because I look small picture instead of big picture.

And I'm like, well, L-A-X is cheaper. not taking into account travel time and the fact that you're providing housing, which is like the most expensive thing. You still have to buy the bus pass. So like what are we doing here? Yeah, that's a tough look, man. I'm like, you didn't talk to your friends beforehand and like help them book this stuff? This is crazy.

No, this sales is exactly like, you know what? I will take Randy out of this equation. I feel like Randy would have at least communicated a little bit. Okay. To, hey, where are you guys going and when are you getting here, right? Uh-huh. Maybe that's the end of the conversation, but at least that's the conversation for Randy. Tyler, though, he would have just been like, oh, they're getting here somehow.

I don't know. Oh, no. So this is a Tyler move with the non-communication. Total Tyler move. Mega Tyler is more, he seems to be more game for enduring suffering. Chaos. He's, out of both of us, like, I would throw a bitch fit if I had to sit during the bus. I would do it, but I would hate it.

Tyler would just do it, even though he has the ability to avoid it and be like, well, man, you know, it is what it is, dude. I really wish he was here right now. He told me a story earlier today about him getting a ticket. Oh. And I mean, how about that? The lack of logic and awareness in this situation, the fact that he didn't think about it. Can I guess what the ticket is? Oh, yeah.

Okay. Go ahead. Is the ticket being on his phone? No. That would have been good, though. They've been really close. Dude, they're popping people like crazy in California now

because they just changed the law or if you even have the phone out at all ticket, automatic ticket. Yep. And I know. But even if you're at a stoplight, if you're, even if you're stopped at the

catch you on the phone, it's a ticket. And I know something that just got popped over the weekend for it, Nacho, I mean, not going to say their name, but they are out on these streets, dude. I have to be careful. I have to get better at it

because usually I'll be like, It's always for something stupid, too. I'm like, oh, I'll put on a different podcast or, like, all the maps and stuff. And it's like, it's not worth it. I got to stop before I get caught. Plus, now, like, CHP, they unveiled a whole new line of, like, cars that look nothing like CHP vehicles. They're all just SUVs and their patrol on the highway.

So they're going to get you if you're not careful. Well, also, I'll say, you should be on your phone. I'll say this. It's just so many people are going to get popped in Southern California for this because of the traffic. So you're going to be saying traffic, what's the first thing you're going to do? You're going to grab your phone. phone.

You're going to be on our phone. And then the CHP is going to come by on their motorcycle cutting through the middle. And then they're just going to get one, two, three, four. I'm sure they're going to put more vehicles out there and popping more people. And do you know what? You shouldn't be on your phone anyway. So I can't justify it. Any of this.

L.A. in particular is going to get so effing rich because they're doing this. Yeah, right. And now all those speed cameras that they're unveiling around LA County. Dude, they're putting out a list. out so many. I think I read that they're putting a bunch of Glendale. So yeah, if you don't know, these speed cameras are basically like those security cameras that you see in like Walmart parking lots and stuff like that, the little poles and they have a camera on them and they're solar powered. They will give you a ticket automatically so there's no cop or anything. You just get a ticket in the mail.

And I think I got popped by one of those out in the desert because out in the middle of nowhere, there's this thing just standing in the middle of the middle of the. of the road and I'm like oh crap and I'm 10 miles over I go dude why is this thing in the middle of the road out of in the middle of nowhere totally got popped well you guys may want to warn Tyler about those speed

cameras teasing for when he's on the podcast next yeah you know he's he's a he's a he's a rad racer that guy he likes to burn rubber for sure you know he loves fast and furious yeah I mean I always

get I always get crap from everyone because of my driving speed, my lack of, like, lack of thereof speed. But I always reference a quote that Gabriel Gilles said during his first special long, long time ago about being in Hawaii and getting to summer. He's like, we get there when we get there. It's Hawaiian time. That's why I tell people, you get there when we get there. Well, and also a little extra push on that hoof, you know what I'm saying?

Look, I leave my life a quarter mile at the time, 100 miles per hour at a time. Imagine, like, imagine the cop. to pulling him over and then him lowering his window and just the backwards hat, the chain. See, this is why he will tell the story. The cops being like, God, I want to take, I'm going to take, I want to take. We could be the judges of it next week. But you know, Tyler, anytime he says anything to us, you call him. You're like, hey, Tyler, what's up?

He's like, so what you want? Yeah. Like, I'll just see how you're doing. Checking in, dude. Yeah, what's up? Yeah. We get it. I look forward to this story.

This is going to be great. It's fun. Oh, speaking of Walmarts. There's nice Walmarts, and then there's not so nice Walmarts. Oh, yeah. I think the Walmart by the radio station is one of the worst. Burbank, California, lighting's terrible. Hate going in there, super dark.

And then I went in there the other day. Went to the electronics store. I need to buy some little attachments for GoPro's. And it was on Easter Sunday, so Best Buy right next door, it's closed, and Target's closed as well. So I go in the Walmart. It is packed. There's a lot of people in there. there. There's one person in the electronic section that's behind the counter checking people

out on their purchases. And there's a huge line. And some workers are walking by. And I go, hey, can I get something that's locked in this case? And they're like, oh, no, only that guy has the key. So the guy behind the desk that's helping everybody, he's the only one with the key. Right. I see another worker walk by. And I said, hey, man, can you help me? I'm trying to get in this thing. No. Sorry, can't help you. So some other customers, asked that same guy and he said, oh, I can't help you, but that guy can. And they put the guy pointed at a random customer so he can run away from the other customers. Dude, what the F.

So that one sucks. But and I hate the lighting in it. I hate going to retail spaces to have bad lighting. But I'll tell you what's even darker. I went to the one, I think it's in Anaheim. It might be Anaheim Walmart. Is it close? I left.

I left Disneyland and I went to Walmart. Whatever in the navigation is closest, that's the one I went to. If you went north, I know which one you're talking about. Yes, I went north. Dude, it is so freaking dark in there. I can't see anything.

It's in a big shopping plaza with a bunch of other stores, right? Yeah, yeah. What's up with that? I don't know, man. I think speaking of India, everything's bright, nice, clean Walmart. And then I went to this one, dude, I need a flashlight to get through it. I was about,

I was about to say, the best one I've been to is in the desert. The, the Walmart out there. Yeah. That's the best one I've been to. Clean, everything's stocked. They're super nice.

Most Walmart's have been to have, not been the best. So should I bring flashlights when I go to these stores? I think you just walk in and turn away and go the other direction with those ones, man. They're just, and besides, when you go into those ones, those are always the ones that are kind of ratchet.

Yeah, true. You know they don't care. It's almost like they make the, workers even more zombie-like. For real. They don't care. I feel bad for the workers. I'm like, you have to stand in this all day? It's insane. Yeah, I'll only walk

into like targets. Anything Walmart, I do delivery. Like if I'm getting from Walmart, I'll just have it delivered. I'm good. I don't agree with that either because there's some pre-ratchet targets to you. Well, yeah, well, that's definitely true. The best ones I've been to there's one in Cerritos that I think is really awesome.

And then the one in Torrance by my office is so dope. Okay, so I'm really bummed out since you brought up targets. I've been trying to find a photo of this. I was going to ask you what kind of area I live in because I was at my local target. And I passed by the hardware section. And I had to stop and do a double take. Like, is that all the spray cans of spray paint just out in the open?

What? Not locked up. Not behind a cage, not in glass. They're all out for you just to grab and take. Just with a sign that says, we do not condone graffiti. tagging. Wow. What area am I in?

Well, that's weird. Right? I've never seen that in my whole life. Too classy. I know. I'm bougie, though. I know, you're so boozy. Speaking of boozy,

Boar and I are going to go watch a movie right now, the new Mario movie, and we get to hang in the TCL suite. Now the TCL Chinese Theater in Hollywood, they have like a private suite in there, and they like deck it all out. It's awesome. It looks so fancy.

so nice and you did this with Vaughn for Scream. Yes. The last Scream movie. I didn't know what you guys were walking into and I wasn't able to make it to. I see you guys post video. I'm like, damn I'm missing out. I know. This looks amazing. Bring your goodie bag because

they deck out this whole suite with a ton of candy, ton of popcorn. All right. Randy, where are you? God forbid Randy will come. Oh, yeah. Like you've never used that. Okay. All right. Well, don't want to hang out with us. It's cool.

Look, I'm taking an extended lunch for four hours. Yeah, I got to go pick up my food. It's in the next stage. Randy, you're a mega movie goer. I'm surprised you haven't watched it in Mario movie yet. It was out this weekend. Yeah, I haven't had time to hit to the theaters, but this month we're definitely going to hit it hard.

There's a lot of good stuff coming out. Yes. I've been to be in the AMCA list. I've been waiting for this time because we're going to get bangers now. This kind of feels like seeing movies menace when we were younger in the 90s, where it was always movie season heading into summer. It was the spring season. You knew good stuff was coming.

Yeah. A Star Wars was coming. Badass comedies were coming. Everything was coming during the spring. Yeah, I can't wait. Do you guys want some food news real quick? Sure. Oh, yeah.

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let's say Indio or Palm Springs, this weekend, next weekend, and the weekend after, if you show your festival wristband at the Indio location or the Palm Springs location, they'll hook you up with free Raising Cains merch. What? Yeah. I think it's like the first 100 people that show up each day every weekend.

Each day? Yeah. That's rad, man. So get some merch, get some free merch. In other news, Red Lobster might bring back the deal that help bankrupt them with the endless shrimp. Like, Red Lobster, you just got back on track. What are you doing? Yeah, they're in a tough spot, man.

Tyler's going to come and bankrupt you. He's been talking about the endless shrimp for the last. month. I'm not even joking. Are you serious? I didn't even know that. I just threw them in there. I mean, find me a good red lobster and I'll be there for the shrimp. The last one I went to, it was like 20 minutes to get your shrimps. Damn, they said, now they get it wholesale, but they said they spent over $11 million per quarter to get the shrimp. I mean, it makes sense, though. If you are known for something,

you have to find a way to bring your returning customers back. You know, imagine if there's still Hooters locations, right? Like, they've lost a lot, but there's still some. If they got rid of their wings, they took them off the menu. Who's going to go there? I don't know. For anything. It's like Taco Bo and the fries.

Remember, they kept teasing the fries all the time, and the people at some point were just like, you just give us the Fries and fries. Yeah, but this is like Taco Bell getting rid of something like even more important, like the caserito when they did that. That hurt me deeply. Yeah. Yeah, that was tough.

Oh, speaking about shrimp, this is bizarre. So the Costco here by the radio station, nachos in there and she's buying frozen shrimp and the worker goes oh do you like shrimp from India she's like what because I was thinking where

are they getting all these shrimp for red lobster right it's not related to this but it just remind me of the story she goes what he goes yeah and it's frozen shrimp and then the bag if you read the contents it says that

The shrimp comes from shrimp farms in India. Wow. That feels like it's more expensive to just growing shrimp in, like, I don't know, the Pacific Northwest or something. Really? That's interesting. Yeah. Of all places to be farming shrimp. There was a shrimp farm in Downey for a while.

There was like, yeah, there's a shrimp farm in Downey next to the, like, the Discovery Center where the space stuff. Really? They would supply their shrimp to all, like, the fancy restaurants on the west side. And it was funny because they were on the news because they would pump out their like water, their shrimpsie water onto the fields next to the facility. Yeah. So people would be like it smells really shrimpy when we're playing soccer. It's like a good soccer field. But yeah, no, it was like it was like a legit company that was like fancy shrimp.

So that's why I'm so surprised that the shrimp comes all the way from India. Still tastes good to me. Yeah, I mean, I bet it's fire. But it's just like, yeah, you would think there's a easier solution, something closer by. But hey, I was thinking they're spending $11 million on shrimp and they're getting it at a discount. I'm like, where are they getting it from? Well, they probably fly it in too, right? I mean, I would imagine.

I thought they would just put on a ship or something. They slow both that, man. It's the cheapest possible that they send that. It has to be, yeah, because you've got to get a profit, you know? Yeah. Well, I sometimes have those thoughts, too, about, like, meat cuts or seafood. And, like, less small restaurant chains or, like, grocery stores that are, like, the like Dollar General or something.

It's very much like a high thought. I just look at the like the frozen section. Like how do we have this much fish? Like where's this shrimp coming from? Where's it coming from? Dude, I go through those thoughts a lot. I'm like, how and where does it come from? Vegas every day have a pile of shrimp.

Yes. How do we have this many Alaska and King Crabbs? Like, I get it because like the ocean is mad big. If you ever been on a cruise ship, you just look, it's endless, right? But the thing is that I'm thinking about is how many shrimp boats are out there capturing all that stuff? And how's it distributed so much throughout the entire world? Yeah.

That's a high thought. How did they move all that shrimp? I think about this every day, all day, every store. Shrimp thoughts on the, what's new pot? Have you guys gone through the toilet paper and paper towel section? You see like the giant mega rolls that they have a target now? I'm like, how many trees did they put into us? How do we have trees still?

I mean, this all comes back to chicken. because you think about how much chicken is needed. Yeah, for them chicken wings? For like a strip mall. For a strip mall just by itself. You're like there's three spots here that all serve chicken in different variations. Now across the street, there's another two more chicken spots. And that's just this one block.

Think about a city, then a state, then a country. It's like, bro. Where are all those chickens? I walk around a massive city. I don't see no chickens anywhere. I don't see a single chicken. Hold on. There's a couple of roosters or chickens in down here right now.

The streets, but that's two. And then when I was walking through Echo Park, I saw a couple of chickens. You will see random chickens around different parts of Los Angeles. Like whenever I drive by. But not enough for like one wing stop. No, but it is enough to ask the question, why is this chicken just walking the streets without any, like, I mean, if I own chickens, I would definitely not be letting them walk on the sidewalk because someone's going to grab it. That's in my thought, at least. Oh, all right.

Anyways, if anyone out there knows the answer to these chicken and shrimp questions, please. I want to see the math on everything. one other thing, shout out to Little Caesars, one of my original employers back in the day. They have this new thing. It's called the four in one sticks.

Now, it basically looks like a pizza, and it's hot, ready to go, but it's cut into four different flavors. So you can get one where a quarter of it is bacon, a quarter of it is pepperoni, a quarter of it's cheese, and a quarter of it is, I think, just like garlic.

spread. So it's basically like breadsticks, but just all cut up. It's basically the breadsts, the way, it's the way that Papa Johns did their breadsticks where it looks like a pizza, you know? Oh, yeah. Yeah. So good. And I don't know, for some reason, I'm really hungry today. Well, actually, I only ate one time yesterday. So maybe that's why, maybe that's why I'm starving. But once I saw this new story about the hot and ready, I'm like, I think I'm going to hit up a little Cesar's. Ooh, can I add, can I double down on your pizza? Yeah. So while we were gone, I did get to try and experience the roundtable pizza pizza buffet finally.

What? Which, for some reason, they don't do it any freaking roundtables around here, but they do it at all three in Huntington Beach by me. Oh, my God. And as you're talking about the breadsticks, they have these garlic knot breadsticks that are freaking fire. They have cinnamon twists. Yeah. And the moment that you walk up to do the buffet, they say, what kind of pizza do you want? And they just start making it right there for you.

They're like, okay, cool, I'll put all this in for you. And you can have as much as you want. Is this like Monday through Friday thing? Do they do on the weekends? Like, I'm going to come visit you and experience this because, you know, that's my childhood. Roundtable pizza. Brother, it is Monday through Friday. It is like 10 to 2 every day.

Oh, 10 to 2. Yes. So I think we just need to work remote. We're doing it. Come work for my house. We're going to do it. Couple days. Yep.

I stayed there for two hours. It was so good, man. Oh, and 15 bucks. Drink included, salad bar included, everything. I grew up 10 minutes from the original roundtable. So I am here for it. So good. And look, I love our friends of Shakies.

We have great friends of Shakies. Yeah. I love Bunch of Lunch. I'll eat at all. I do bunch of lunch all the time. But there was something about the way they made these pizzas at the buffet at Roundtable. That was like, this is next level. God, I love it.

This is premium quality right here. Love it so much. I'm so hungry. Yeah, I'm starving. Well, we're about to go ham right now at the TCL Chinese Theater. But can I share a new addiction with you guys? Well, maybe a potential addiction. Yes.

So when I was at the Costco, off in the corner was some F1 Legos, right? And I'm like, I already got all of them. I'm good. Don't. They ain't going to phase me, right? But then there was this one loan box. and it was the Ferrari SF 90, which just happens to be

my current dream car. Okay. Okay. And I walked away, I pulled a Randy, I walked away from it probably three times. It was the last box. And I said, you know what? I'm going for it. Yes. Right. But now I'm like, okay, I limited myself. I'm only going to do F1 cars.

That's it. I'm not going to do the super expensive ones because I can't justify spending $225 on the larger F1 cars. I'll do the $25 ones. This Ferrari is another $25 one. But I'm like, now if I'm doing dream cars, there are two other cars. Yes. And the Ford GT is another dream car of mine.

And they have two different ones that are $40. Legos. All right. They have a black one and a blue one and I might do it. I just might do it. One of us. He's finally one of us.

God. Yeah. Now you feel, now you got the itch. Guess what? The itch never goes away. No, you just find new ways to display it. So soon,

surrounding your TV on your wall. Remember when we were at Hot Wheels and they had a whole wall of Hot Wheels and display boxes. That would be surrounding your TV. Well, don't even get me hot. Don't even get me started on the F1 hot wheels.

I know. I told you they got the 2025 ones out now and I got you to 2024. Now I got to go find those. Geez. Dude, I feel you. I feel like this is all the time for me. All time I'm scratching the ditch. But I just wanted to bring it up because I think we talked about this before, but do you

guys have any current dream cars, like your dream vehicle that you would have right now? Who? Because mine would definitely be the SF 90 Ferrari or a Ford GT, a classic or new one. And there is also the Ferrari Daytona, but that's just like

so unobtainable. You have to be worth like hundreds of millions of dollars to have a car like that. Right. Which I am not. Right. Yeah. Uh, I'll stick to my same answer. Any Batmobile. Any Batmobile? Any Batmobile. And you know where it comes from? There is a radio station in town that in the 90s did a give away

for the Batman Forever Batmobile. What? They gave one away. We tried so hard to win this car. We were calling all the time. You guys think you call for freaking takeover tickets. This was a freaking Batmobile. We were calling rampantly. This was like during the days where you had it like actually punch in the numbers.

There was no redial. Damn. And I think ever since then I'm like, I need to own a Batmobile somehow. Yeah. So yeah, I'll take. A replica's fine. That's okay. I know they make those.

It's cool. All right, Randy, what's your current dream car? You know, I'm really bad with remembering car models and names, but I've always really wanted a Porsche. A Porsche or like a Porsche 9-11. Your dad was really into Porsche's, right? Yeah, he was really into Porsches, and I just, I like him too. The problem of Porsches, though, is that it's very much like if you can't afford the car or the maintenance, you can't afford the car, quite frankly. Because that's the whole big thing they say that, like, every year you have to put in like $15,000 or something worth of maintenance.

And that, to me, is too crazy. So, like, my heart wants that, but my brain, if I could, I would do a Toyota Hylux. It's a truck that's sold only overseas. Oh, yeah. They don't have them in America. But they're so dope. They're so cool. I was going to make a joke, Randy, but this actually brings me on to another subject that I wanted to bring up.

Now, that car, if you look it up, what Randy just spoke about, pretty tiny. It might be kind of hard to fit in, Randy, but you have shared with me, and if you want to announce it here, that you have started. your weight loss journey. I have, yes. I am now down 14 pounds. Yeah. From both eating healthy, exercising and being smart. But most importantly, and it's important to give transparency, and this goes for everyone

who's listening, my doctor, because I have OSA, which is obstructive sleep apnea, which for the common feller, is I snore very, very loud, and I stop breathing in my sleep a lot. I qualified for Zepbound, which was used primarily for... Zepbound. Not only weight loss, but also combating OSA. And yeah, dude, it's been, it's been, it's been pretty freaking sweet. I have to admit, the number one thing, because it slows everything down, like, I just, I've been using, the medication has been helping me for starters just not eat as much, but it's also helping me repair my relationship with food because I'm just not as hungry anymore. And so, you know, it's like, now it's like, I'm not just like eating because I have nothing to do.

I'm just like, okay, I'm going to eat because I have to eat and when I refuel myself. Because, you know, eventually one day, I'm not going to be. beyond this or I might not be on this and I because I don't want to balloon back up into what I was at Wailziac size I have to you know work on finding the right time to eat and not

indulging my overindulging myself so but yeah I'm I'm 14 pounds down and it's full speed ahead I'm not to losing more hell yeah man now you're going to battle out Tyler because Tyler is posting over the weekend on how skinny is now which he has lost

significant amount of house yeah absolutely so you need to start posting your thirst traps. Oh, my gosh. Well, I don't know if my girlfriend would appreciate the thirst traps, but maybe. Who knows? The fans deserve it. Oh, my God.

Give the people what they want. Can you imagine the safari boys in safari swimsuits? Dude. Looking slim, looking ripped. Safari swimsuits is crazy. Has Tyler, by the way, has Tyler upgraded to, like, regular fitting clothes, or is he still no? No.

No. No. No. He said he's waiting for sales or something like. For sales, what are you talking about? Go to a thrift store, what the heck? Wait, hold on. You get into character.

Look, look. I'm just saying, I need to spend my money wisely, and $600 trading cards don't come cheap, okay? But this t-shirt doesn't all he wear a dress now? Doesn't all-heye-wear is just like black, all-black shirts or all-gray shirts? How expensive could those be? They're not expensive. He just doesn't want to spend money on them.

Yeah, cheap ass. Get on some shocker wear or some pro club or something. There's this place. Call Hobby Lobby. I don't know if you've been there, but they have a whole selection of shirts in the back that you could just go buy. You don't have to do crafts with them.

You could just buy them any size. He could go to Uniclo or something. Yeah, Uniclo. Nice. Yeah, shout to Uniclo. Shout to Uniclo. Yeah, but yeah, he said he's waiting on sales. The only thing that you can get killer deals on right now,

which I highly recommend, jackets, dude. You can get, because it's so freaking hot, either in Southern California. You can get dope jackets, super cheap. any store right now. So make sure you stock up. Just don't try to buy them when it's wintertime. I will say interject real fast because since we're talking about the conversation and the medication about the side effects, I've been very lucky to not have any side effects. I mean, granted, any time you take a medication, you get something. But one thing I have gotten

and I looked it up and it seemed like some people also got it too. And so I wanted to ask you, Mennis, if you had this too. Did you have really intense dreams? Like really? Dreams? Uh, no. I think that's actually from you sleeping better and actually getting good REM sleep. Perhaps. I mean, I don't know if JLP ones do that, but dude, the first two weeks of me on Zepound, the most intense dreams I've ever had in my life. And I mean, it fluctuated from just like, you know, oh my God, this feels really real to a few being like legit kind of scary. It's reducing the fat in your brain.

I think so, man. I think all the fat's coming up to my brain. And I'm having like, I'm getting, yeah, there was just more clarity. I came. These dreams were nuts. I'd wake up and be like, oh, that was a dream. Like, oh, my God. Wow.

I just wanted to ask. Like, why was there 10 chicks here with me? What the hell? What the hell? Allegedly. But yeah, it's definitely, you know, it's changed my life. I posted on April 1st over the break, the one year anniversary of walking 41 miles from Burbank to Anaheim, and I broke it down.

And I talked about, I kept a 100, it talked about Zep bound and how much it's changed for me. And also, I would love for everybody, it really started with the two bears 5K that Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura puts on. And it's coming up May 9th. So if you think like, hey, man, I'm super out of shape and I feel I'm motivated. Dude, just do that 5K. I'm not even talking about like the, you know, Zepound or anything right now. Just do that 5K and just walk it. Just feel like, you know, you accomplish something.

You finish something. You started and you got it done. and that will just motivate you to do other things. And that day really motivating me to say, I need to go see a doctor and get my life together. And then my doctor recommended Zepbound, not a sponsor should be. But yeah, love it. And if you can't get Zepbound, Zepound is just the main brand,

but they have a thing called Terseppatide. And terseptide, you can't get through Lassara, which I have worked with, L-A-S-A-R-A-R-A-com. And I think my promo code still works, Menace 20, but you get 20% off, see if you can get it. But terseptitide, Z-Bound, same thing. Right. It's never too late to make a change.

I know. Come on. Don't waste away your life. Go outside. Yeah. At least walk around. Do something. Do we sit so much.

I know. It's driving me crazy. Too much. I had to walk to go pick up my car. I took it to Toyota to get serviced and back. a couple miles each way and I was like, I love this, but man, I don't move enough. Yeah. Dude. I literally had that

thought last week because I'm at my desk for, you know, when you're editing, it just takes hours and hours and hours and you don't realize it. And then like you get home or worse, you go too long, you realize how late it is and you're like, well, I got to go home. So then you get in your car while you're sitting down to come

back home so you can sit again and watch like TV or play video games or something. So it's like, I realize to you that like, Jesus Christ, I sit down so much. I need to stand more and just be more active, which I've been trying. I've been, I've been implementing some changes, but yeah, it's an eye opener for sure.

out there. All right, so Two Bears 5K.com. Sign up May 9th. I'll see you out there. All right, I got to wrap up this pod because Bort and I, we've got to go watch the new Mario movie. Super Mario Galaxy. Yeah.

Got to go see that, Yoshi. Shout out to TCL for taking care of us on that. And shout out to Joe Koi. He's out there doing shows all over the country. He just did Radio City Music Hall in New York City. A guy Fluffy, aka Gabriel Iglesias. He's out there doing shows.

Also, he's out there, Pimpinus tequila, Pochofino. You can go check it out. I just saw it at Bevmo. Dude, he already selling out. Like, he has a couple different flavors. There was one flavor called candy. There was one bottle left in there.

That's awesome. Go. Very nice. Go check that out. And shout out to, again, Burke Kreischer, Tom Zaguro, thank you so much for changing my life. Make sure you pick up their alcohol. It's called Poor Oso's also available at Bev Mo, not a sponsor, but should be.

And shout out to Matt and Kim. They are a band. They're also playing at the Just Like Heaven Music Festival. So check them out and stream their music where you find music. Go check out the Sex With Emily podcast. Go to sex withemly.com to search Sex With Emily on TikTok and Instagram to make sure you give her a follow. and shout out to blankets by Tracy. Now that it is so hot, I turn down my AC so much that it's cold inside my house and I still need a blanket.

So get yourself a blanket. Just Google search blankets by Tracy or go to blankets by Tracy. Brett, what is happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique? Oh, we're still running hot off the Haina Horror Market Menace. So if you need some items that were at the market, maybe you missed out, maybe you didn't get to go. Go to Shastardinesboutique.com with two-os could spooky and find alien. earrings, alien pendant necklaces, lots of wired wrap, stone necklaces, stone bracelets, lots of fancy, awesome stuff. Go to Shastardinesboutique.com, but two us again, or hit the link in my link tree at St. Board on Instagram.

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greatly appreciate it if you did that. And Bort, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yes, Menace, we have now reached 1,018 out, 1,025. We are seven Pokemon away from becoming on a lot. We're almost there. We outside. Yeah. All right. Randy, you have anything to say before we leave? Yeah. I don't know if you guys are aware of this,

but if you go to Whole Foods, you can buy a family meal, which is one protein, or in my case, it was like five chicken breast and two full sides for $35. So if you're looking for a food hack, because that's what I've been doing, because I've been eaten less, it's just $35. And it lasts being like three or four days worth of food. Nice. Now you know.

Go check it out. Food hacks. Well, shout out to Lazy Dog. You know those frozen dinners that they have. Dude, that is an incredible deal. Oh, it is a really good deal. And the food is really good, too. I mean, look, there's a lot of really, given how expensive everything is now, if you're really on your toes, there's a lot of really good options out there to help you save some extra bucks.

Yeah. And Brett, what is it? Sharkies, the nachos. Oh, yeah, the Sharky's nacho plate. Get a dump truck full of nachos. Oh, yeah. For like 20 bucks. Mad cheap that can feed like 10 people. You know, it's bummed.

Not a sponsor should be. I was talking to Shasta about Sharkies, and she's like, man, I miss Sharksies. Is there any neuros? Nope. They're no longer in Orange County. Oh, weak. I know. We got Wahoos down there and Sharky's up here.

Do you know what I think you have nearby? And I had it in, they're nationwide, but I had it in Scottsdale. And there's not one by the radio station. Jenny's ice cream. Oh, yeah. I think so, yeah. I mean, they sell it in the store, but like straight off the tap at one of their locations. Oh, my God.

So freaking good. It was my first time trying it. Jenny, J.E. and I ice cream shops I did have to fill the void though with handles handles was I mean I love handles

handles it's just good so let's see so oh yeah yeah Jenny's ice cream and and round table pizza buffet that's what's in our life it sounds like we have a date coming soon Randy come through all right everybody well we got to take off

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