What's New Podcast - Baby Shower Recap, Austin TX recap, Coachella is coming, Food News & More!

Episode Date: April 10, 2024

On this epsiode we talk Baby Shower Recap, Austin TX recap, Coachella is coming, Food News & More! 

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I'm Menace, I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the witty show morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. We are joined by Eric, not Randy, coming to us live from Downey, California. Also over yonder is our friend Heavy T, a.k.a. Tyler. He is in Whittier, California.

And Covina would be Julianne joining us. Hello, Julianne. How are you? Hello. How are you doing? Now, there's so much to talk about, but just real quick, I will be at O'Reilly Auto Parts in Long Beach this Thursday from 3 to 5 p.m. on Long Beach Boulevard. I'm going to be doing a bunch of giveaways.

Yes, I'm going to give you a chance to get into the Woody Show Fiesta that's happening this Saturday in downtown L.A. with Cypress Hill's Super Mega Sold Out. So come hang out with me. O'Reilly Auto Parts this Thursdayursday april what is it april 11th right from 3 to 5 p.m on long beach boulevard so come hang out now here's a super super duper top secret thing okay i will not be at this place but you need to go anyways because actually this will be your very very very very very last chance to get into the woody show fiesta now i've been talking about this place on our podcast for quite a long time and they heard me and we linked up together it's called cosm

c-o-s-m How dope is this place, Tyler? Eric, you saw it. The Sphere. So if the Sphere was downsized to the size of your apartment, and it was like you're at a sports bar versus, you know, a giant 15,000 seat thing and it's more intimate, I think that's a pretty accurate description. Yeah, and even that doesn't do it any justice.

I'm telling you. Look this place up. C-O-S-M. Now, why am I bringing it up? They're going to be doing a job fair this Friday and Saturday. They're hiring people. Nice. If you want a job, go to Cosm.com slash careers, and they're going to be doing an in-person job fair for Friday and Saturday.

Now, Friday, the Alt 98.7 Street team is going to be there during the job fair. You're going to want to be there because that will be the very last chance to get into the Woody Show Fiesta because they will have tickets. What time is that going to be? From noon to two. But Cosm, right next to SoFi Stadium. Check it out. Now, what happened just recently?

Eric and Dr. Sunshine's baby shower that we all hung out at? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Ironically, it was much like this podcast right now. Right? Yeah, it was. All right. So, yeah, we all got to hang out with each other on Saturday for the baby shower.

Eric, it was super fun, man. You know how it all like planning that kind of stuff because you book things, you plan things, and then you're like, well, hopefully it doesn't suck. But I think everybody had a good time, you know? Food was good. The weather was nice, which was kind of a because it rained the day before it rained the weekend before like literally as i was prepping on friday it was raining on me and my brother as we're kind of finalizing the driveway and the yard and stuff but the weather was nice it was perfect yeah and you didn't have like any gross out games it was just like fun stuff. Now, Tyler let us down.

So Tyler had to suck a whole beer out of a baby bottle. We have a video on our Instagram, at Whatsupod on Instagram. And Tyler was like, he was crushing it. He was killing everybody. And then a big fat fail. I was indeed correct. I was crushing it. Apparently, I squeezed this thing a little too hard because the top kind of popped off.

And when you're drinking out of this thing, the top pops off. Well, you have beer spilling out the side. Yeah. So he was quite literally crushing the bottle. Yeah. Yeah. No, it was funny in that video that Menace posted. You could see the start of Tyler's like heat is his little baby bird lips he just goes it looks like if you just focus on the first part of the video he looks like a toddler just starting to suck on a bottle yeah that's worth price of admission right there yeah I enjoyed the taco stand

delicious I went back for seconds you went back for thirds that's always the go to thing I don't know if people in other parts of the United States have it or it's as popular, but I feel like that's just really become the go-to thing. Like the taquerias. Just a little guy pops up in the corner of your yard somewhere and pumps out a couple hundred tacos for the guests.

I don't know if Midwest or flyover state cities even know what we're talking about. Like, well, you just got tacos delivered. This is different. They cook it right there in front of you. Making it, yeah. Choice of your meats, fresh tortillas, everything. It's not bomb when he walked up to your house. Oh, my God.

This was outside, so I'm looking around. I'm like, where's the desserts at? You know, where's the cake? But you blew my mind on the setup for the desserts. I loved it. That was my sister and my mom's area of the planning. So, yeah, we got Randy's Donuts delivered. Only, what was it?

I consider brown with a maple, baby blues, and whites because, you know, the boy. Yeah. You know, the frosted pretzel sticks, a little s'more station because it was bear themed. My mom and sister knocked the desserts out of the park for us. Those donuts, those little glazed ones. Yeah, the Teddy Grahams. Don't sleep on the Teddy Grahams, dog. I have so many effing Teddy Grahams left over.

Me and the enemy eat Teddy Grahams for like three months. Send me some. Dude, and then you added a pile of gifts. That's what it's all about. Yeah, dude. You came through. Our apartment isn't that big, so we pulled it all in. And I sent you guys a picture and it took up the entire like front living room area so it's like this every spot i make for whatever we get is never really the size i need so it's i'm in major like shift

and like condensed mode for this little human being that's gonna weigh like more than a football yeah yeah we did get an update from your your. Even though he is not joining us right now, we're not even going to talk about his name or speak his name now. And he wasn't there that day. But we got an update that you tossed a coffee table just to make room for all the presents. Yeah, yeah. It's actually funny.

So I'm actually in a new spot in the apartment today. So you might actually hear more of my window if Fire Hydrant goes by or something. Yeah. Or a fire truck, whatever. That used to be where I would set up, would be on my couch, and I hydrant goes by or something. Yeah. Because they used to be, or a fire truck, whatever. That used to be where I would set up, would be on my couch, and I'd have this little raising, like it was kind of like a portion of a circle, like quartered, so it would raise up so you could eat at it.

Well, that's now at the curb because I had to make room in the living room for all the stuff and the puppy. So yeah, I'm now in a desk corner next to a window. It does sound like you have a fan going, but I'm assuming that's just the cars driving by. Yeah, it's probably the cars, actually. However, I must say that his audio quality is surpassing Tyler's by a thousand right now. I like it.

I think it sounds good. Who has been working at home for how many years now? I don't even know why I bother trying. Don't know how to use his setup. Well, that's just because I'm a professional. It's funny. There was a part at the baby shower where I was sitting down with a group of family friends

that I've known since I was like a teenager. And my buddy leans over to me. He's like, hey, is that Menace? And I'm like, yeah. He's like, from the Woody show? And I'm like, yeah. And then I forget sometimes that you're like, you know, you're like radio famous Menace. like the whole thing the whole table or listens to the woody show

yeah and uh but it was just funny every now and then i i have to remember that menace is kind of famous no i'm not famous at all not famous you sound all bummed out man no that's jason actually yeah i don't know that guy well i told you i told you I've had that happen to me where people show up to when I was living in an apartment and they like come to fix the AC and I open the door and they go menace. And then I say, no, no. I go, but I get that a lot that I look like some guy. Well, one of the first times I went out with you to an event like we we made a pit stop at a starbucks and they announced uh jason and you went and picked it up and i didn't know your i didn't know your first name until that point i was like oh crap it's his name's jason

yeah that is i am jason going back to the party real quick though there was many dumb things that tyler did what oh wait no no no actually i want to get back to that. Don't worry. Pause. Pause for that. Well, let's just talk about Eric's neighbor, Randy. Okay? So Eric's neighbor. We said we weren't saying his name.

What the hell? Randy was not at the party because mysteriously he had to be at a wedding that happened to be on a Friday. Mind you, right? Eric's baby shower is on Saturday. Yes. So he went to North Carolina for a wedding on a Friday, allegedly,

and then couldn't make it back for the baby shower on Saturday. Where's all these wedding posts that he was gone for multiple days? I just thought about that because I was going to defend him a little bit because he was like, oh, I'm know i just thought about that because i was going to defend him a little bit because you know he's like oh you know i'm trying to change my flight i'm like dude don't worry about it but then but then i did i did just have that thought like

there was really no photo evidence no like a shared story post yeah nothing he was in the wedding so at that you know you usually look good at a wedding if you're in the wedding like hey throw it up you know a little little thirst track a little flex like me and my boys yeah yeah don't you usually take like your significant other with you to a wedding isn't it weird that geo was at my baby shower yeah yeah but i mean at that point you're having to pay for two plane tickets no they're not married they don't yeah they're not married they do not have a conjoined different set of freaking rules over here i'm just saying she could have paid for her own flight and she didn't because you want to know why there was no wedding there was no freaking wedding bro he was miraculously

walking around the property some sunday morning i should say that doesn't sound like somebody that's tired and jet lagged and had to be at a wedding and all this stuff sounds pretty spry i think he probably went to some stupid dungeons and dragons meet up some dnd thing and he was willing to skip your baby shower for that hold on one of the most randy things ever was today we're sitting at work so today's tuesday the what baby shower was what now three days ago yeah he stands up from the other side of my desk because we sit like looking at each other, but our screens are each other. So he stands up. I see him come into my view of my line of sight.

And he goes, nice. Your baby shower gift shipped. Today's Tuesday. Wow. He just barely bought it. Is it fake going to North Carolina just to not buy you a gift maybe

he did fake it you don't go out of town to a different state and don't post any social media he did go out of his way to tell two or to give two very randy updates that would only happen to him oh yeah on this trip so the first one he's at the airport and i guess he took

like an either an early flight or a red eye and he's like yeah so i had the uh dumb mistake to get coffee at the airport this morning and a little kid ran into me and now i'm covered in coffee so that's no photo of that yeah that's number one wait so no he didn't he didn't put any photos in our group chat no no no and not like not even yeah not even posting on social media but not even any photos in our group chat actually not now that i think about it he did not even post any photos to the group chat that he, Eric, and me are in. I'm telling you, this guy's a goddamn liar. Hold on. I only found out he was going to North Carolina because I was trying to call him like,

Matt, I'm like, are you at work? Where are you? Yeah. He's like, North Carolina. And I've had no other updates. I didn't get any of these stories, which usually I would get at least one of them. I've had zero nothing updates from randy and what the hell my second present for eric got here before freaking randy's other

present shipped yeah oh god i'm just gonna say right here maybe i'll leave it in the podcast or not the easiest way to find out if he's lying or not is you go to whoever got mary's instagram or just go to whoever he's following and look for wedding photos and then click on that person being tagged and see if he's in any photos. Easy. That seems like a lot of work. No, no, no, no. I can do that in like two minutes.

Wait, do we even know whose wedding it is? Does anyone have an EFO? I'd like, who's wedding? That's why I'm like, that's a lot of work. No, it's not because you see who he's following. Well, I mean, here's the problem. Randy follows over a thousand people. I can find out.

The only photo he's tagged in that weekend is the photo that we posted where he's not there. That's weird, right? At a wedding where they take a lot of photos, you're not tagged in one? There's more pictures of us all together at the baby shower. That is pretty wild, honestly. Right? There's got to be some bleed over at some point. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, guys.

I found a couple that he's friends with who said they're getting married, have no wedding photos posted, and they're not tagged in any wedding photos that weekend. Weird. That's suspicious, Ben. You got married over the weekend and not one person tagged you? In any photos. In any photos. And they're tagged in photos.

I can click on their tags. Wait, are you checking Facebook or Insta? Instagram. What's their name? Is... Okay, now I just found a new photo. They said April 5th, 2024. Okay.

This was posted in October of 2023 that they were going to get married on that day. The girl is co-posting or whatever. I went to her and she has one of those stories right below her bio. It says four or five and the picture right on is her in a wedding dress. All right. Yeah, a wedding dress he's in a tux oh here's a picture i see randy okay so he was there yeah he's there damn wow why did they tag his ass uh all right well this

ending sucked i'm going bye guys well who left a winner at from the shower uh this is yeah julianne julianne yes explain uh what happened you forgot how i won eric well i didn't connect together the dots because we played the game where you have to guess leanne's like size of her belly i guess her circumference around the belly yes with a thing of the yarn you can't like hug her it's just from like you know looking at her and then everybody's like oh you know guys are doing it where they wrap their bellies because some heavier set

dudes some girls are doing their belly and adding some width but then Julianne stands up and I totally forgot she's also pregnant probably what a couple weeks so maybe a month behind Leanne I have four weeks behind her or Julianne stands up and she's like alright well look and she just wraps her belly and she won that game easy i watched it next yeah once you win again you won a gift basket i won i did yeah i won a big ass starbucks cup and a big ass bag of uh fresh starbucks uh the beans so i have to get

it ground but um the cup i'm using the cup already because i have to get it ground. But the cup, I'm using the cup already because I have to wait till after I give birth to drink the coffee. But the cup, I love it because it's like perfect weight. I call shenanigans on all these other people winning but us. Yeah, I know, right? Hey, at least someone won from the crew, right? True. Okay, fair.

It had to be me. Sorry. Tyler let us down. I'm sorry that my strength opened a baby bottle in the conference for three. Okay, I alluded to Tyler doing dumb ass things at the baby shower, right? But you know what? You know what he didn't do this time around? He didn't get a dumb ass tattoo. He actually got a cool ass tattoo that he posted in the group chat and guess what for the very first time

in the history of tyler knowing us he posted something in our group chat that got a positive reaction all compliments everybody i'm not used to this i'm not gonna feel weird to you tyler i kind of did i i do i i'm not gonna lie i didn't know how to handle it everyone's like oh dude that it looks good like yeah like even eric said nice which for him is a lot so i'm just looking at it and i'm like everyone's being nice i don't know what to do reflex and cussed me out you're like well f you eric dude i was like yeah oh wait no you're being nice i'm sorry i'm humbly sorry so can you explain what the tattoo looks like we'll post it on what's new pod on instagram but yeah great job my immediate reaction was

stick with that artist whoever it is yeah yeah so the uh tattoo i have it is again going back to the video game sleeve and again going back to red dead redemption so if you have ever met me you have known that on my right arm i had two smiley faces which was just i'm not gonna lie it was dumb yeah yep so yeah so i had those on my arm i decided i wanted to get those covered up because i want to turn my uh lower right arm into a video game half sleeve so to cover them up i got the two hats of the two main uh protagonists from the red dead redemption series and it came out pretty sick i'm not even gonna lie i will uh i will give an absolute shout out to my artist chelsea over at golden alley tattoo in anaheim like she did such a great job yeah stick with chel She's dope. It's about as good as it could get because you got two good tattoos

and you removed two crappy tattoos. Can you tell us, what did she say when she saw your crappy tattoos? Thank God we're covering this. She didn't really say anything. It's only up for me.

She's like, I can just X these out and they'll still be better she was definitely really excited to do a cover-up i bet she was yeah even brett recognized right away because i i looked at her inner arm and she has a full-on jurassic park tattoo on her arm oh did you fall in love let's calm down so i asked her if i could take a picture holding my hand yeah so i asked her if i could take a picture i sent it to brett immediately and brett's like yeah i could see why you're going to this artist i'm like that's exactly what i'm saying yeah and even the shop is pretty cool because they have a bunch of like star wars like skateboard decks all over the place like tyler's saying pictures of the the shop itself

and her tattoos. It looks pretty legit and I'm happy for Tyler that he found a good tattoo artist, someone that's willing to tattoo him and be that close to him and does some good work too. She's a damn good artist. I will give her 100% credit for that because I don't know how to do a cover up

and I can barely draw stick people. When you bring in her ring. What's the name of this place uh so again it is the golden alley tattoo in anaheim if you want a tattoo check them out dude they do great work all right well check them out you know a thing that i checked out we didn't talk about it because we didn't have a podcast last week i just did a little mini update on things that are going on i went to austin texas and i think even Eric would enjoy Austin, Texas. I think it's the most California version of Texas you can get.

It was really, really cool. I went to Bucky's. Yes. I did a little recap video on my Instagram at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E. I also hit up H-E-B. It was lit, Tyler. Amazing. H-E-B, if you don't know, grocery store.

It's basically like the Texas version of Whole Foods, even though Whole Foods is originated from Texas. But I think they got kind of Californified a little bit. Bougie. A little bit bougie. But the H-E-B that I went to,ie but still had a little texas twist to it it had a barbecue restaurant inside with a bar that was so good also a pizza spot inside i enjoyed it i wish uh heb was available in more places i mean they do have 380 locations they pretty much

take over texas and they bleed into mexico as well so yeah that was kind of wild when you sent us that because like you said the one hat the one that you went to at a full-on barbecue restaurant yeah i've never seen that so that's even more added to the legendary status that hb already is that was pretty cool yeah they're next leveling it also i was there because uh daiso is opening up a couple new stores yeah and Yeah. And it's nice to see, you know, things that we love. So I went to the shopping complex that had a Daiso. They had another one of our favorite, Kura Sushi there. Oh, yeah.

They had another one of our favorite, 85 Degree Bakery. So good. Even though I was in Texas, it looked so familiar. And then just like the texas twist on everything was awesome and then i went back to the desert i flew into palm springs and then i went to coachella and i was prepping the house because this is first weekend of coachella so a lot of my friends from northern california are coming to my house to come hang out and just announced added vampire weekend so i'm excited for that also it might not have been a

bust on all the rumors involving taylor swift allegedly taylor swift will be showing up weekend one to hang out with all her friends like lana del rey bleachers with jack antonoff also ice spice as well so maybe all those rumors were true who knows if she's gonna pop on stage or not but i was facetiming with spicy nacho last night and guess who was sound checking that would be no doubt and they did a full set you can hear it they're blasting the full set wow all night preparing for coachella so that's pretty cool just take me with you now now if you listen to the last podcast a little mini update that I did when I was preparing the house and I was just thinking I'm like oh I really got to talk to Randy and Tyler about this the

safari boys just FYI if you don't know when Randy and Tyler are in the desert they are the safari boys Tyler and Randy, I need you to be a little bit more aware of your surroundings. When they walk around the house, they're like gorillas, like bulls going through the place. And I didn't notice this last time,

but I didn't say anything. But when I was looking at the walls, I'm like, I really got to say something this time. When you guys are walking through the halls of the house my god house and you have your giant bags with you try not to scrape the walls as you're walking through okay so hold on hold on i will say that i did not do any of this because i have slept in the living room wide open space no walls so that is already okay not. Yeah. So I don't want to repaint the walls.

So just try not to scrape the walls. I'm just bringing up Tyler because this time you will have your very own room. Oh my God. He has graduated to his own room. Every time we have some outing, Tyler always has to sleep in some weird place. He has to sleep on the floor. He has to sleep in a closet. Last time we went to Coachella, I appreciate it

because last time, you know, he didn't know, but if he would have, you know, I don't know, it wasn't Coachella, it was Menace's birthday. He got there first. He dropped his bag in the room, you know, whoever first gets free reign. Me and Leanne walked in and we saw his bag and I'm like, no, no, no. And then deep down, deep down, I was like, damn, dude, if he

holds firm to this he's gonna make a pregnant woman sleep on the floor he didn't know at the time but i held it over to his head but he graciously he always graciously secedes the room so i do appreciate it yeah i'm i'm a nice guy and it's funny that you mentioned that because uh or it's what's funny that uh menace mentions i always uh spend the night in a weird place because i was talking to a friend of mine and they said like I was like, yeah, I went to Palm Springs like in the middle of COVID. And they said, yeah, wasn't that one time you spent the two nights in a closet? Great, great, great. You got your own little room for the third night.

Well, the funny thing is, so with the closet, it was ironically perfect because, you know it's small enough but it's big enough to where it's not too small but at the same time dude you close the door it's instantly black i fell asleep both nights within like three minutes yeah shimmy and churro are gonna miss him sleeping on the floor in the front room because they used to love sniffing around on that mattress after he would get up he's like who smells it smells like sausage. Nice and greasy. So good. We'll say this. There is one thing. If I can find it, I'm going to need to bring

it because I feel we need to test it while we're out there. So during WrestleMania this past weekend, they had Snoop Dogg come on and during one of the matches, they advertised a new drink that I guess him and Dr. Dre made called gin and juice. Nice.

I need to find this and I need to try it. If I find it before Coachella weekend I will bring it and we will have some gin and juice while we're up there. Nice. We do have the vodka Sunny D's. What? Like pre-made ones? Yeah. Nice. You know they sell those right? No. i mean i don't

like sunny d but i mean i would try it yeah this house is always like stocked up like an adult beverage refrigerator it's like walking into like the kids adult version section it's and then menace's bodega oh yeah and i'm very good at because i worked at a grocery store i'm very good at always having it like look like it's never empty. The second you take a drink out, I put another drink in. Never empty. There's never a slot missing.

Yep, it's perfect. You rotate all the old stuff to the front. Yep. I'm not in Hawaii. I pray that one day my fridge looks as good as yours, dude. Thank you. Thank you.

Hashtag goals. So yeah, Coachella. Talking about Coachella, were you ever going to tell me about the reddit forum that you were on that spoke about all the pregnant women wanting to meet up at coachella because spicy no no no when i saw her on saturday at the baby shower she told me about this reddit that her and menace came across and menace was almost throwing up because some girl was saying oh i forgot about that yes i was smoking weed i almost threw up in my mouth so this pregnant lady goes on there and says, yo, we're all the pregnant Coachella goers. Like, let's all meet up.

And I said, yes, I knew it. Just take me with you. And spicy nachos seemed, you know, down for me to go. So I just say it. She's just being nice. That's what happened. So that's what the gossip was that was holding up the taco line. Got it.

All right. Moving on. Speaking about food. news yeah all right twisted tea announces some pants that they made to help you golf better twisted tea taking over the nation um now golfing i think is the new hot thing now golfing obviously has been around forever but i think with young people people are embracing it in so many different ways did you see that uh tiger woods is uh what's it called it's called pop stroke weird name but he's opening up the new location in vegas pretty soon april 22nd he April 22nd, he already has a couple locations, but it is basically like Dave and Buster's

golf setup. And then also you have Atomic Golf opening up everywhere that's competing with Topgolf. Eric, are you going to get into golf as an older man now that you're a father? I've always kind of wanted to. Back as a kid kid i wasn't interested into it because i was a tough hockey player and golf losers yeah yeah hell yeah but i mean as i got older it's like i don't know if i mean i wouldn't be opposed to it it's just such a hard thing to just pick up on your own you know like i've been to a driving range it's fun just smacking

the hell out of a ball but actually playing like no rules yeah being good outside of the beers on the on the golf part it would probably be hard but i would love to like play but i just assume that initial starting i would suck so bad i'd get frustrated with it but i'm always down to go to top golf or go to a driving range and just smack the hell out of a ball and have a couple beers yeah i also want to check out this new uh pop stroke thing yeah it looks pretty cool because the pop stroke thing. It looks pretty cool. The pop stroke thing is all putty. That's fun. He's basically an adult mini golf. That's it.

I'm down for it. In other food news though, you have, have you seen this? DiGiorno is getting into the kiosk pizza business. Really? Basically, it's all automated machine pizzas.

Yes. And it looks like a vending machine. And do you know where they have a bunch of these? They're actually inside the Link in Las Vegas. And I have ate many of pizza from these machines. So DiGiorno style. You're telling me there's pizza vending machines inside the link. It's not pizza vending machines.

It's DiGiorno. Thank you. Thank you. That was perfect. Good, good, good. That was perfect. Yes. But the ones inside the link are not DiGiorno.

Point is, I think I'm staying at the link next time because I will be down there at four in the morning grabbing a vending machine pizza. Dude, that's why they come in clutch because like all the other places around are closed or if they're open they have crazy big lines and i've just gone there super late night yeah and it takes about three and a half minutes to get a pizza out of this machine it's awesome man oh so good the di giorno pizzas are going to be opening up on campus genius at university of arkansas so they're going to test it there and i'm sure it's going to take over the nation after that oh also shout out to giorno just for the fact that their microwavable stuffed crust cheese pizza is within my top two frozen pizzas of all time

nice so good i love it also i will give them a lot of credit testing this thing on a university campus that's probably the best place to test it. Absolute genius. So there's another podcast I love listening to. It's probably my favorite podcast. It's called Group Chat. And they want to invest in doing Zin vending machines at campuses. They're like, we'll make a trillion dollars.

So on the Woody show, I think it's tomorrow maybe or in like a couple days, I will be trying Zen for the first time. Now. What? I will tune in for this. Hold on. Now I'm interested. We're talking about Randy.

I could care less. So I've been listening a lot to Two Bears, One Cave podcast with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura. And I got to give props to Randy on this one because Randy was the first to be like shouting out Tom Segura to us. And we're like, dude, Tom Segura, what? And then I really got into the Two Bears, One Cave podcast. And they always talk about Zins and like, and so I just want to know what it feels like. I don't think I'm going to be a regular user of zin also now that i brought up zin they're like oh well you should try chew and you should try you should not no no no no no no no i had a friend

who had to take a chunk out of his mouth oh no i'm not gonna get addicted to this crap so well no but you'll puke i mean if they want you to puke, which is usually the goal, you will puke. Haven't you seen the Sandlot, man? Like the Sandlot, yes. Well, that's different, too. That's actual red man's chewing tobacco. Start with Zinn. Randy's been collecting

my points. That's what he gets, my points. I don't have the patience and he's just always looking for a free buck. He's getting these codes from me to get rewards points, whatever. So you're zinning? Yeah. You never said that. That's why I send him the pictures on the group chat.

Oh, I didn't realize it was you. It's just they're nicotine pouches. Yeah. And you will get a head buzz, especially since you've never done anything before. You get a six milligram and the three milligrams. I do sixes. You'll get a head buzz. Like you get a head, like you, especially since you've never done anything before, you get a six milligram and the three milligrams. I do sixes. You'll get a head change. You'll get a little buzz.

You'll probably get a stomach ache. I don't think you'll puke on these ones. A buzz. What do you mean a buzz? You get like, you get like lightheaded. Like it's like a quick little light head. You get that from smoking vapes too.

Yeah. I didn't smoke a cigarette till I was like 22 and it was part of a radio bit and it did like nothing like yeah it gave me no feeling people are like you'll get a head change you'll get a head change on this and this one it'll probably give you a stomach ache because the zin pouches you can swallow chewing tobacco you have to spit and because like that will like jack like yeah you'll puke either way like don't i don't do the tobacco not worth it that's that it's grosser you get like i think the point is to make me throw up yeah so i mean well either way you might but zans are fun you throw up over everything so you're good yeah yeah pregnant women at coachella yeah there you go exactly it's fun dude you might you

might like it's more of a like an oral asphyxiation thing a little thing in your mouth you know get a little pillow in there yeah i'm not promoting this by the way that everybody should start trying it it's just an experiment because i've never had these before yeah you'll get a head change like you get lightheaded you'll probably get a little nauseous because you're swallowing the nicotine and stuff which is not as it's definitely nowhere near as bad as chewing tobacco which i went through a college phase yeah i mean it's nothing horrible you're not going to die from it but you probably get a little lightheaded and you probably get a little a little tummy ache out of it oh no um if we but and then it's like it's very it's super popular right now in like the bro scene um like

tucker carlson has been on podcasts talking about it's all the ben the health benefits i'm not leaning that far into it it's something you do just to you know whatever like the people like oh it's health it gives you like a like a rush and keeps you up like i don't know about all that crap eventually the effects wear off like it's not you're getting a head change if you're popping it you know you're going through a tin a couple times a week you know what's so crazy is so i was listening to this podcast talk about Zin and the nicotine. And they said that because of the rush that it will increase 10 IQ points in that time. Oh, nice.

Oh, stop. I'm like, give me a hundred of them. Give me a couple hundred. Me too. It's like nice and packed, compact. Like if you do chewing tobacco, you got to like you got to scoop it out of the tin. It's like nice and packed, compact. Like if you do chewing tobacco, you got to like, you got to scoop it out of the tin. It's messy. You get little like, like we used to call them ants because they're like little stringy black things.

You tuck it into your lip and that's messy alone too. Like if you've never done chewing tobacco, you have to pack it into your lip with your tongue. Like the little Zen pillows, the Zen pouches. What does it taste like? Crap? Well, I mean, there's flavors. That tastes good, right? pack it into your lip with your tongue like the little zin pillows the zin pouches like crap uh well i mean there's flavors there's there's better flavors than other ones for sure has eric gone down the zin route because of the smelling salts that we used to have in the studio oh no i've done smelling salts for a while i mean not not like i haven't actually i found a bag of smelling salts on a i was playing ice hockey the other day,

and all these old guys have random stuff, and this old dude had a bag of smelling salts. I'm like, those yours? He's like, yeah, and I popped it on the bench. It's been a while. I really show flashbacks. Wow. Yeah, for anyone that missed that, for most of COVID,

I think it was Randy brought in smelling salts, and that's how menace Randy and Eric would keep themselves going through our like 10 hour shifts. The worst. Oh, uh, real quick before I finish up food news and we went on a Zen fest, uh,

did you see, cause there's so much to catch up on. I also went to the lazy dog test kitchen and that was lit. Oh my God. Dude. So jealous. I have to bring you guys next time because they had all the new spring menu items

and they were quite delicious. They had the crispy tuna rice. So good. Now, Tyler, you said you've been living at Lazy Dog recently? Yeah, not going to lie. I've been at Lazy Dog, I think, three times in the past three weeks. So I've been there a little bit.

But the most recent time we went, we went to the Angels home opener. And there's a Lazy Dog maybe about a mile and a half down the street. So we went there to basically hang out before the game. Got there during their happy hour menu, their happy hour time. Six margaritas, a thing of lettuce wraps, a thing of onion rings, a thing of bacon cheddar biscuits, and a thing of the corn dogs with the fries. Oh, yeah. Nice. Dude, $60.

What? Absolute steal that you can get this much food and drink for $60 during a happy hour menu. On top of that, I took my mom there for the first time about a week and a half ago. She had never been there. She got their green goddess salad. Absolutely loved it. She wants to go back. Oh, man.

I say we go right now. Let's do it. Why are we here? Why? Why are we here? Well, I don't want to keep you too long. We're actually recording later in the day today, and people got to go do things. But please come hang out with me this Thursday at O'Reilly Auto Parts from 3 to 5 p.m. in Long Beach. It's April 11th on Long Beach Boulevard.

I'll have a bunch of giveaways, as usual, theme parks, concerts, but most importantly, the Woody show Fiesta. One of your last chances to get into the Fiesta for this Saturday sold out show with Cypress Hill, our 10 year anniversary party. I would love to see you there. And just a little secret. The very, very, very, very last chance for you to get tickets are going to be at Cosm, C-O-S-M.com during their job fair that they're having on Friday and Saturday. But the street team for Alt 987 is going to be there from noon to 2 p.m. at Cosm right next to SoFi Stadium. Look it up. It's Hollywood Park.

All the information is going to be at Cosm.com slash careers. Get out there. Hang out with Alt 987. Have an opportunity to possibly hang out with us this Saturday for the 10-year fiesta. It's going down for real. Shout out to our friends, Joe Coy, J-O-K-O-Y.com. I was just texting with him today. He is out and about. He's going to be out in the desert actually all weekend long at a casino

that I can't mention. You better keep that in. Because they're not one of my partners. I ride or die for my partners, so they won't get a shout out. But you can check out Joe Coy across the country. Just go to J-O-K-k-o-y.com

see where he's gonna be touring at next also shout out to our boy gabriel iglesias who was at wrestlemania big part of wrestlemania oh yeah wrestlemania weekend i mean look at the level of what fluffy was doing at wrestlemania yeah it was so awesome. Dude, biggest WrestleMania of all time over two nights, stacked card and there's our boy Fluffy. Just doing what he does because he's a diehard wrestling fan. And also his shirts, man.

I don't know where he gets his wrestling shirts but man, he always looks pimped out in those. Yeah, custom. Straight custom. Go to FluffyGuy.com That's FluffyGuy.com that's fluffyguy.com see where he's gonna be at next it is festival season as we talked about our friends man kim are gonna be out and about doing festivals check them out if you see them on the lineup make sure you cash their set also see where they're gonna be at next just go to mattandkim.com and stream them wherever you

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Brett, what is happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique? Well, I'm going to give a special thank you to a bunch of What's New Pod listeners who have recently shopped from ShastaJeansBoutique.com. It's spooky. They bought tons of necklace items, stone necklace items, stone bead bracelet items, earrings, pendants, all sorts of wonderful things. You can find those at ShastaJeansBoutique.com. It's spooky.

You can find the link in my link tree at St. saint bart and do not forget to get the crystal ball sack you gotta protect all your crystals your crystal ball you gotta protect the color their shape you can't let them get damaged you need a nice beautiful supportive velour sack crystal ball sack do it also brett uh big shout out to your sister thank you to your sister i didn't even mention so many things happened in the past week and we're already like full force going into this weekend but i did the power of sight charity event yeah at ymca and a bunch of woody show listeners showed up thank you for that now if you don't know about power of sight it rules make sure you follow them they hook up people with free eye exams and free glasses it's such a cool organization power

of sight look into them if you want to be a part of it they rule but while i was there brett sister showed up and supported so thank you so much to her for rolling through and uh before we go brett do you have anything to say before we leave oh hold on let on. Let's see. Yes. One, Cody finished the story at WrestleMania, so congrats to Cody Rhodes. Hell yeah. Thank you to everybody that came out to Raising Cane's last week. Oh, yeah, we did that, too. That was a great time.

Mestro for the desert. I met him there. It was an awesome time. Very beautiful Raising Cane's and a beautiful new shopping center in Huntington Park. That was really, really nice. Yeah, that Target that's right there. It was cool.

And we had a good crowd, too. Yeah, there's a Farmer's Boy, but go to Raising Cane's. Yeah, nice little shopping complex right in the dead center of it. So it was cool. Thank you to all the listeners that showed up to that as well. Yeah, and then a shout-out to Eric's mom for allowing us into her wonderful home for everything, for his baby shower. She was an awesome host, along with Eric and Dr. Sunshine herself.

And watch Star Wars The Bad Batch. Come out to Woody's Show Fiesta. There's a lot of little updates in there. And, ooh, I have a special jacket that I got for the Woody's Show Fiesta. Really? Yes. I have not worn it. I have not posted it.

So, if you guys may like Pokemon. All right. See a I have not worn it. I have not posted it. So, if you guys may like Pokemon, see a special jacket I'm wearing. We'll see more pictures of that jacket than Randy at this wedding. Damn right! Alright, Eric? So, we'll circle back to I have a funny Zen story about Randy, so maybe

we'll talk about it after you do it for the first time. When he did it for the first time with me on an airplane and he almost died. Yeah, hopefully first time with me on an airplane, he almost died. Oh, God, on an airplane. So, Menace, if you're okay with it, I want to share the message you wrote to my future son in the book you gave him for our baby shower.

So, our baby shower, we didn't ask for cards. We asked for baby books. You write a little message in there, so we get some books and a little message to him or whatever, right? So, Menace is in line with me to get tacos. He's like, hey like hey man when you read the message just just think about i was writing it to him in the future i'm like okay so we were going through our gifts and i read menace's message and it was this dear austin we are writing this to you on april 4th 2024 if you're able to read this you're probably like 13 or 25 which is like like 2049. Is time travel real yet?

If so, hit me up. Love, Menace. We're sitting at the table. Menace is trying to explain what he wrote without telling us what he wrote. And he's like, he's like, dude, just know that I was like super high

when I was writing it. So I read that to my mom and sister were over here and Leanne read it out loud and we were all dying laughing. They understand what I was going for? Yep. Nice. Oh, hell yeah.

Hopefully my son visits you in the future at some point. Hopefully everybody gets one trip and then he uses it on you at some point. Maybe he'll drop in at Coachella or something. Tell him to bring fireball. I hope he can read before 13 as well. No.

So yeah, like even spicy nacho didn't get that part. What I'm saying is like, yeah, the kid could probably read like, I don't know what, what age you read like five, right? like I don't know what what age you read like five right but he probably won't be until he's

like 13 or like in his 20s like comprehend what I'm even saying you know well memory a lot of travel is gonna happen he's like dude that one guy that sent that book to my dad I really want to drop in on the Doja Cat set at Coachella with him. Not to extend this podcast, but just to comprehend right here, Eric missed a beautiful moment at our table where it was you, Tyler, and Juliet all trying to figure out math for the length and length of the baby. You had cards in your hand. Yeah, there was cards that say, oh, guess the length of the baby. And I'm like, do they ever talk about length?

Like, what is the average size length of a baby? And Julianne's like, you don't know that? I'm like, no, they only talk about, like, how much a baby weighs when it's born, not how long it was. And Tyler and I are looking at each other like, dude, what do we put? Do we put, like, 16 inches, 23 inches? Julianne's, like, looking at us like we're dumbasses. Like dude, one don't have a baby. Tyler might have babies,

but he wasn't there when they were born. Like we don't know how long a baby's going to be. I somehow heard somebody say 16 inches is one foot or is a baby the size of a foot? She's like, she's like, there's 16 inches in a foot. No, I did not say that.

I did not say that. There's 16 inches in a foot no I did not say that there's 16 ounces in a pound you idiot I did not say that there's 12 inches in a foot you said you said maybe the baby can weigh like I don't know like 6 pounds 12 ounces and I was like well why wouldn't you just say 7 pounds oh that's right

and I'm like there's 16 ounces in a pound and I was like oh wait sorry just kidding you were talking about ounces not inches Eric you miss all the like I'm like, you're 16 ounces and a pound. And I was like, oh, wait, sorry. Just kidding. You were talking about ounces, not air inches. Dude, Eric, you miss all the back and forth, all these little cards that you had to fill out. It was so much math involved. People were actually kind of pissed about it. They're like, dude, what the hell?

You're asking us to redo math? It's like, get more baby bottles to drink beer out of. Yes. I was mad there was no eric fun fact questions i was like dude we're failing right now we would have crushed it where were we uh tyler you have anything to say before we leave yeah a couple things number one math is hard don't do it number two wrestling is all the way back do that instead yeah number three uh i am still blogging on my inept franchise series for the show I do on Monday nights,

Monday night rants. I took a couple of weeks off because I was in Texas and then it was the final four. So it was just a lot, but I am back to doing that. Put out a blog last week and with the NFL draft around the corner, we have two NFL blogs coming this weekend. You can find the link to that, to those blogs in my instagram right there in my in my bio also i have the link to the newest blog uh pinned to my twitter so you can find it there too cool and what is your instagram username at heavy t on air i knew i was forgetting one thing

wow so close yeah i got these things so i won't tell you where to get them. Julianne, what do you have to say before we leave? Well, this is kind of like a PSA. I try not to give out kid advice too often because I hate what it's done to me. But I feel like I need to share this, especially because we have a newbie daddy coming along. Okay. So, okay, I potty trained. This is my second kid I'm potty training, okay? The first one, I mean, she did amazing.

I did it probably within like a few weeks now my second kid for some reason she won't crap in the toilet and i can't figure out why she'll pee in the toilet but she won't crap in it so i looked up ways to get her to you know use the toilet and someone said to not put a diaper on her. Just let her roam around diaper free. Yeah, no. Do you know what's crazy is, you know who says that is, what's her name? I think Blossom. No, Blossom. Oh. What's her name? I don't even know.

I don't know. She played Blossom and she was on Jeopardy, whatever. Okay. But I heard her, she had a clip going around saying the same thing. But yeah, go on well i highly suggest not to do that because last night she's dead wrong last night felicity turns around and says mom oh my gosh there's poop over here i'm like where and i look over two big turds on the floor. Kevin's like, there's no way that came from her. He's like, those are dog turds. I'm like, no, there's not.

The dogs are outside. Those are Serenity's turds. And I had to pick them up and thank God I don't have carpet anymore. And now I have a laminate flooring. So yeah, it's super easy to swipe that bad boy up and plopped it in the toilet. But still, uh, Eric, uh,

don't go diaper free, put a diaper on them. And, uh, yeah, you should be good. At one point, serenity was,

uh, crying when I was setting things up, finalizing like tables and stuff. And I was like having like, Whoa, mine's not here yet. Why do I hear a crying baby? She was hungry was hungry she wanted she was good though she was just munching on the graham crackers after yeah she wanted a teddy graham oh yeah don't worry eric I have you

covered in the future I'm texting you what I almost got you for your baby shower which you'll be getting in about a year or so all right sweet it might be it might be the play time with bluey trainer potty what What do you think? Oh, hell yeah, dude. Oh, my God. No. Don't get the trainer potties. You have to pick up the pee and the poop and dump it on your own.

Just sit there, butt on the toilet. And then it falls in. I don't want to talk about this anymore. Anyways, thanks for listening to this podcast, and we'll see you next week. What's new? What's new with Metis?