What's New Podcast - Banana Bread Fight, Weird Things You Do, Tylers Broke Arm and More!

Episode Date: December 19, 2019

On this episode of the Whats New Podcast with Menace we cover the Banana Bread Fight, Weird Things You Do, Tylers Broke Arm and More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I am Menace. I am joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. Yeah. He is an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show. Damn right. He is assisted by Nick Soundwave, a.k.a. Eric. What is up, Eric? That's me. I'm Eric.

He also works for Fox Sports. You can ask him some sporting questions. We have Randy. Yeah. Who is a radio DJ himself and he works on The Woody Show. Where are you,

radio DJ Randy? I'm on Alt 106.1 Crab Radio in Bakersfield and Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles. And we have Banana Bread King himself, Tyler, who's the board op

for The Woody Show. Who was just doing jumping jacks for some reason. The world's most aggressive power walker, apparently, too. Yes, he does the boards for the Woody Show on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles and Orange County. We're going to get to you in a second, Tyler, and we're going to talk a little bit more about this Banana Bread. All right. going to talk a little bit more about this banana bread all right all right but i want to talk to nick soundwave and ask him oh how high was he oh when he texted all of us on a group chat about ravey from the woody show being into mr rogers and why no i see i knew i knew the mr rogers connection and the love i just didn't know the connection to Pittsburgh.

Have you missed every day that she's talked about it? After that happened, I text him. I'm like, Menace is going to bring it up in the podcast. I knew the love and the affection for it. FYI, Ravy from The Woody Show, if you already know, if you're listening to this podcast, you most likely know already. Hardcore Mr. Rogers

fan. Cries when you bring him up. and because why i didn't know that's why i didn't know well what he talks a lot about she was from pittsburgh yeah i knew that i knew the pittsburgh i knew did you not know that mr rogers i had no clue that's why i texted you guys during the the they had like a rejoin during sunday night football which was buffalo versus pittsburgh yeah so i'm watching it obviously and I think you guys are kind of at least aware of it going on. So I saw they came back, Mr. Rogers' museum or something. I don't even know.

And then I'm like, is Mr. Rogers from Pittsburgh? Is that why Ravy likes him so much? And I got roasted. Because apparently I missed the background segment on why Ravy loves Mr. Rogers. Now, Nick Salwaev, one day a week, he is not here in the studio helping everybody. Right.

The worst day of the week. Maybe he missed every single time she's mentioned on the show. Maybe five million times. Do you guys hear the crap on celebrities? Because that's usually when she mentions it. Yeah, but I guess I just never connected the dots. I don't know. If anything, Woody usually brings up how much he dislikes the statue.

He always mentions your home state of Pittsburgh, PA, and then she kind of gives him a little bite back, but I've never heard the Mr. Rogers Association to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. You've never heard him talk about the statue? No. This is the first time I'm hearing about it right now, actually. The statue is terrible. He talks about it a lot.

Yeah. Tyler tried to roast me. I'm sorry I wasn't a Woody Show super fan before I walked in. I was Tyler tried to roast me. I'm sorry I wasn't a Woody Show super fan before I walked in. Yeah, Tyler. I was not trying to roast you. I'm just very observant about what I listen to. Well, I'm glad you're- Your work on the board doesn't seem to be-

Oh, no! Okay, look. You need to calm down. Wow. Calm down. I'm glad you chimed in, Tyler, because Bort and I, we actually kind of noticed that you would know the answers to that question about Mr. Rogers and Ravey because we feel that you might have a slight obsession with Ravey. Yeah.

Well, you know, it's funny that you deny it. He denies it. However, yesterday, Menace and I were having a conversation about vacuum cleaners of all things. Mine are broken. Menace was giving me a suggestion and said, you know what? I think Ravy has the same one as I do. And Tyler immediately chimed in with, yeah, she does.

She's talked about it on the show. Now, it was something like that, but it wasn't that exactly. No, that's what it is because I wrote down a note. Tyler obsessed with Ravy. Oh my God. Yearning for Ravy. Oh, there it is. Yearning, yearning. Strong keywords. Since the Christmas party. Yearning, yearning. Strong keywords.

Since the Christmas party where you guys allegedly made out. So is this whole thing of you having a girlfriend just an attempt to make her jealous? Oh yeah. Is that your end goal? It all makes sense now. Do you guys remember like in middle school whenever someone would bring up your crush and stuff, you'd be like, I don't like her. No, no, no.

Get her, bro. About to just go jump off the balcony. The veil has been lifted. Do you have a master plan that we don't know about? I think so. I barely have a plan in general. What are you talking about? You know, it's all starting to make sense now.

Yeah. Thank you, Brett. See, and he likes to come up with these master plans. I've noticed. He tries to think that we won't notice. We won't realize what's going on. He tries to make us feel stupid. You know when he sneaks things around the building

or acts like he isn't on his phone all the time? This is just one more thing. He has a yearning for Raven. Is that why you're bringing in all the baked goods all of a sudden? Sexual yearning. What baked goods are you talking about? You wouldn't even know they were here because Randy comes in

and takes them all. That's a nice deflect and I'll take a note of that that we'll bring up in a moment okay but is the banana bread a slight offering they're hoping that certain somebody in the studio will enjoy this banana bread and look at you in a different way see absolutely not that makes sense as to why he was so pissed off when i took a piece okay you took a piece you took three quarters of the damn thing wow okay now let's get on randy good i'm glad bring it i'm ready dude first thing in the morning right when you get here you eat almost an entire banana bread because i went in the studio and it was gone no it wasn't there was a half and an entire loaf.

And how are you going to take half a banana bread when there's two banana breads? Do you know how many pieces that makes? I took a third, actually. That makes four. Well, there's no pieces. How many people work on the show, Randy? Do the math. Survival of the fittest.

I don't know. Here we go. All right. If we do the process of subtraction, I can tell you right now that most people in there aren't going to touch anything that Tyler's touched. That being said, he sent the text out, and I thought, okay, well, eventually someone's going to make their way over there. My favorite thing is—

Yeah, we're doing this thing called work, Randy. So we've got to wait. Some of us are working. Thanks, guys. Others of us are skipping work to go get banana bread, apparently. So this is what happens. So I'm in the studio. He comes in.

Please tell us, Tyler. Also not working. Oh, okay. Waiting for Randy. What is it? Nine hours of doing this? Hold on. Hold on.

So Randy comes into the studio, starts talking to me like, hey, how about them Falcons beating up on the Rams? He's trying to distract me, right? And I notice him inching closer and closer to the table where the banana bread is. And then he grabs it and he starts playing with it. He's trying to get the weight off. I'm not sure what's happening. So then he picks it up, uses it as a phone.

He closes the door and just walks away. I'm like, well, there's all the loaf gone. It's gone. We brought this up before in past podcasts where Randy somehow has some special technology where any new item enters the building, he's able to bring himself immediately to it and then ask you what it is. It's my keen observation skills.

Sorry, guys. I'm like a secret spy. Okay. Wow. You know who also has been doing that? Tyler and Randy are slowly morphing into the same person. Are you guys melting together as one? That's mad. together no Tyler's do it Tyler has a grossest person in the building Randy there did I love coming with like a

massive stain on the elbows jack oh damn you are a massive stain just a stain in general sorry I'm sorry it's the holidays I'm gonna try ignore him yes what was Jack about. Oh, damn. You are a massive stain. You're just a stain in general. Sorry. I'm sorry. It's the holidays. I'm going to try to ignore him. Yes. I'm going to let Brett dig into me.

Go ahead, Brett. Go ahead. All right. The floor is yours. Randy is being insensitive and taking food that doesn't belong to him, just like Seabass.

Yeah. And now Tyler is becoming Randy because anytime something new comes in the studio, it's, oh, hey, where'd this crate come from? Where's this gift package come from? Oh, these t-shirts.

That's cool. Oh, yeah. You know what's funny? Oh, could I get one? You know what's funny? I'm glad you brought that up because I'm starting to pick up on things you guys leave around the building. Traps to see if I pick it up.

Yeah. I'm not going to touch that. I'm not going to touch that. I'm like, those shoes are in a very interesting location. I'm not going to touch those things. The difference between me and Randy is I will come up to these things and be like, oh, that's cool, and leave it alone. Randy will pick it up and take it.

I don't do that. You'll pick them up and you'll start playing with them now. I might look at it, but I'll put it back. This is what Tyler does. When he comes into a room, he'll come over. You'll hear him and he'll be like, oh, sick Justin Turner bobblehead. And hope somebody kind of like elaborates or, oh, yeah, you want to, oh, sick banana bread.

Where'd that come from? Oh, hey, a sick PlayStation box. Oh, there's an actual PlayStation there? When did that get here? Sick poultry puck. Where'd that come from? I'm pretty much i'm pretty much gonna sabotage myself right now but uh brett eric and myself came up to his revelation this morning

when and brett was the one who made the connection with tyler about how whenever i talk to eric sometimes i kind of fish for conversations yeah so i'll throw out i'll throw out topics and whichever one he bites on is what we talk about yeah and then and then Brett brought up about how like, oh, well, Tyler's the same thing. But Eric said, well, the difference is like my conversations, there's an end point to them. Yeah. They have meat into it. Tyler just talks about stupid crap. Like the bobbleheads are.

I'll give him that. Wow. See. Tyler just wants to have conversations with you guys. The first fishing episode with Tyler where we kind of picked up on it where tyler came in he's like i forgot what it was maybe like something spicy i'm gonna oh spicy jerky oh my god he stood he stood in the corner of the room and he's like oh not talking to anybody yeah this would be a this would be a good prank dead silence yeah oh so he led with that and then he's not talking to anybody he just

under kind of under his own breath oh this would be a good prank and nobody's saying anything i'm like bro you're fishing here what do you yeah what prank tyler yeah keep in mind i was keeping it to myself i'd like to point that out you weren't were you i guess say things just to myself that's all it is is. I was seated in that seat, and I remember this day because they were all in a box, and I watched him. As he said that, he put it back in the box, sat back down, and then when conversation picked up again, he's like, yeah, this is going to be a good play.

I don't know about that. And then Soundwave brought up about how, dude, I heard you the first two times. Like, okay, we get it. Well, now since we're piling on tyler let's keep it going number one question on our social media at what's new pod at what's new pod on social media we had tyler do some push-ups and now um air quote push-ups dude what is up with your arm that was the number one question your arm is jacked what happened it's bent. My right arm is pretty jacked up. I broke my elbow when I was a kid.

Yeah. Believe the story goes, when I was four, mom took me to the park. What arm is that? It's my right arm. Oh, okay. You put your left arm. No, I... All right.

Oh, man. All right. The whole story. So, went to the park. My mom said, oh, go play, whatever. Went on the merry-go-round. Whoever spun it, I mean, there's a reason why they call me a dumbass. I decided not to hold on to the bars.

Oh, no. Flew off the merry-go-round and broke my elbow. So, the story- Your arm was just hanging there? I don't know. I was four. I did not know at four. Don't you have any memories at four?

I think my first memories- I mean, look, I hit my head back in the day when I was like two. Wait, no. Are you serious? It explains so much. i was like two so explain so much so much so yeah damn elbow broke um also never reset correctly so you think yeah i can't people go to what's new pod on instagram at what's new pod and look at it and it was the number one comments it i don't know it kind of know. It kind of looked like a little crab. Like a little crab trying to do a push-up. It was crazy. If anyone ever comes up to me and they say, like, oh, what happened to your elbow?

I put my arm straight. My left arm goes completely straight. My right arm, you can see, has a curve. Yeah, it's insane. It looks so jacked. Yeah. Jesus, man. I mean, you could correct it a little bit by doing physical therapy,

but the whole conversation kind of sparked that fitness conversation on the day we did that. And I told you, man, you shouldn't be lifting heavy weights, especially if you have a chicken wing, because if that elbow gives out on you. Well, he's talking about physical therapy, and this was 23 years ago, so I think we're way past that at this point.

No, we should re-break it. Yes. The only way to properly fix it is to break it again yeah no i don't like this you're right physical therapy doesn't work let's uh let's meet you in the parking lot yeah terrible idea no i have a question did you know that it was that jacked up i figured it out before the video oh yeah i figured out when i was about eight yeah you're not doing push-ups regularly to see if you up yeah wait when's the last time you did a push-up before that day yeah don't say it's been a it's been a little while okay okay wait decade or two growing up you said growing up you said you played lots of sports i mean you have a goddamn tattoo yeah because you played sports you tell me you never did a push-up as a kid while playing sports i did push-ups as a kid but

yeah i mean it wasn't that big of a deal. Only when it gets cold in the winter, it acts up. It starts cracking. Do you by chance know if you have any metal rods or plates in your cup? I do not. Oh. Are you sure? Your arm looks longer than the other one. Yeah, slightly.

Because of the weird shape. Because if it gets cold and you feel it, that could be because the metal in your arms are reacting to the cold. Are you sure you don't have any metal in your arms? I don't set off metal detectors when I go through them, so no. You wouldn't if you had it. Well, I'm not Wolverine, so I don't have metal in me.

So the whole reason we were doing push-ups that day is because Tony Horn came in and now, if you don't know who Tony Horn is, he is the creator of P90X, the workout, legendary workout routine. He was one of my favorite guests that we had all year long.

He was so funny and inspiring. I mean, you guys were around. Randy came down to the gym to videotape some stuff. How awesome was it to be in his presence? And how motivating was he to work out? You don't really realize just how great and how awesome was it to be in his presence and like how motivating was he to work out you don't really realize just how great and how how awesome it is until you halfway you through the workout you realize oh my god you guys have basically done an entire day's workout but in less than an hour

yeah and and all of it without a gym too you can do this you can do this in your backyard you can do this in your living room you can do this in your room but he was talking so much crap to us he goes you have no excuses no excuses just do it well that's that's the big observation too he middle but like he was like um you know i hang out with veterans all the time with their legs blown off and you know they seem to work out what's up with you guys now the tony horn you guys saw in the studio was very different than the one that was down there. Well, because he's in work mode. No, that's the thing. Halfway through, he switched to trainer mode. He was no longer, hey, thanks for having me in guest mode. Well, what's cool is he wasn't

a dick about it. He was just like sending the message, you guys don't have any excuses. You can do this. He even pulled Menace aside to help him out with some stuff and went a long way. Apparently I have tight ankles and I couldn't. I was trying to do these squats with some stuff and went a long way. Apparently I have tight ankles and I couldn't, I was trying to do these squats without falling over and I couldn't do it. I,

so I tried to join in on some of the workouts and I started doing what they were doing. I'm like, no, I can't do this. And I was so sore for like three days afterwards. Yeah. I saw you.

Yeah. He was walking with a limb two days later. I know I had to go to the mall and I was trying to walk up the stairs. I could barely do it. It was so funny watching them all work out. You could tell some of them had been working out, and then you see people like Greg. Well, Greg, who hasn't worked out since the 90s, no joke, has not worked out since the 90s. He hated it.

I thought Greg was going to punch Seabass. I'm not even kidding. Well, who wouldn't? No, but Seabass kept saying these little remarks, and Greg got up after a while. He got so mad. I was like, look, man, I can't work out when I work around people like him. Yes. And Seabass was like, ooh, dead ass serious.

And you could tell by the look in Greg's face that he was not effing around. He's like, if Seabass doesn't shut the hell up, I'm leaving right now. Yeah. Greg definitely had workout pants on that you could tell weren't intended for workout pants. They were lounge pants. They were lounge pants. Like swishy lounge pants.

He was like, I need to work out tomorrow. What can I do? Do you remember? Yeah, I guess these long swishy pants. There were lounge pants. Like swishy lounge pants. He was like, I need to work out tomorrow. What can I do? Do you remember? Yeah, I guess these long swishy pants. Do you remember back in middle school or high school, the PE class, there would be the people who would do the bare minimum, but they would make it by? Yeah. The first few workouts, that was Greg.

Greg was just... Oh, yeah. You could tell he was just going through it. Well, that was me towards the end because I was gassed. He goes, all right, one more time. One more time. One more time. One more time.

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One more time. One more time. One more time one more time or you go through the entire routine but then tony's such a good trainer that he's able to pick out and able to see what you're doing and he kind of called him out but not really like he made him adjust himself and made a way through greg was really working um switching gears real quick i was watching the news and i'm sure maybe just randy in the room keeps up on this kind of stuff the rapper dakashi69 and it got me to thinking i wanted to ask everybody in the room who do you think would be the first to snitch everybody out and who do you think would never snitch anybody out easy oh all right this took 0.0 seconds to decide on

all right tyler are you first uh the easy or the one that would snitch yeah it's port really okay but here's the thing i'm thinking of it from a work perspective port in a way for me randy and eric is well for eric he kind of is his boss but for me and randy he's our unofficial boss in a way i actually am his boss yeah yeah not kind of yes okay i think you sorted his boss yeah for me and Randy, he's our unofficial boss. More of a safety blanket, I guess you could say. It's a good way. Never say that again. But I know if he is to snitch it out, it's for the benefit of the show because he doesn't want to get in trouble.

No, it's not a show. It's just in general. We're talking about jail situations. So what you're saying is if you're... It's still bored. And Randy. And it would be Randy. Okay.

Because Randy would do anything to deflect any trouble being on him. Who would never snitch? Honestly, I think it would be Nick Soundwave over here. I don't think he'd ever snitch. Nick Soundwave. All right. Yeah. All right.

Okay. I think he would never snitch mostly because he doesn't care. All right. Randy, you want to jump in and chime in? I share pretty much nearly 90% of what he says. Really? If it were work, I'd be bored in a heartbeat. But if it were real life situations, it'd be Tyler.

Tyler would do anything to avoid Jill. I already know. Because he has a... Well, he doesn't want to be away from his girlfriend. From his girlfriend, of course. He wants to be as close to Ravy as possible. Uh-huh. True.

And then, you know, what did he always say? He's a good Christian boy? What's a good Christian boy? Yeah, he's a good Christian boy? What's a good Christian boy? He's a good Christian boy. Because apparently my mom is... And then the person who I think would snitch the least would be Eric. Really?

I think Soundwave would be the guy in handcuffs and be like, I don't talk to you, pig. I would think probably the first to snitch would be Tyler. I would think just a situation I think he would break if you grill him enough. Oh, yeah, 100%. If you grill him enough, he's going to snitch would be Tyler. I would think just a situation, I think he would break if you grill him enough. Oh, yeah, 100%. If you grill him enough, he's going to snitch. And even if he wants to snitch, and he would be like, in order to save face,

he would do it in a way where he would lead somebody to what he was going to figure out. But not tell you. And be like, well, honestly, I wrote it on a piece of paper, and they found the piece of paper. All I said was, it's Randy's car. I didn't say you guys did that.

And then not snitch. I mean, it's got to be Brett. I didn't say you guys do that. And then not snitch. I mean, it's got to be Brett or Randy. Yeah, I don't think Brett would ever snitch in a criminal sense. Yeah, he'll take some stuff to the grave if it needs to be taken to the grave. But if it comes up and it needs to be said, he'll say it. He's got a good moral compass for the most part. Yeah, Brett's one of those guys, though, that he's so stressed out at work that sometimes he just comes out out of sheer frustration.

Sorry that I call you guys out when you do a crappy job. Oh, wow. There it is. Thanks, Brett. All right, Brett. So who would snitch? Who would be the first snitch? See, I don't think they would do it on purpose.

I think they would both do it on accident, but in different ways. Tyler would definitely snitch, but because he's loud and blunt, he's walked into the studio before and gone, Hey, is that supposed to happen? With everybody around, it's like, shut up, dude. He wouldn't mean to. He would just blurt it out, not thinking about it. And then Randy, we've talked about this before.

He means well. He just has very loose lips. He doesn't mean to about it. And then Randy, we've talked about this before, he means well. He just has very loose lips. He doesn't mean to say it. He just says, hey man, did you know that Nick Selleve accidentally stole this from you? Oh, I mean, he didn't steal it from you. I mean, Brett held the gun, but that's all. Yeah, exactly. And who wouldn't?

Honestly, you menace, you wouldn't snitch on anything. If it was something serious, you would keep it very quiet. Is this current menace or is this menace in like a imaginary situation?

Because I think if it's current menace, you have a lot to... I'm saying, you're saying like just in this room, normal, right? Yeah.

Yeah, I would say you're most trustworthy. My power rankings that if I had to go through everybody, it would definitely be Randy and Tyler at the bottom.

Okay, but who's at the very bottom, though? Me or Tyler? I don't care who's at the bottom together. Well, I just have so many examples. Randy, I love you, but I have so many examples of you talking when you're not supposed to talk. Who's the bottom guy, though?

It might have to be you, Randy. I just don't have enough examples with Tyler. Look at him, man. Oh, my God. But it's you and then Tyler. Thanks, man. For the first time in your life. I know.

I better for once. I was going to say you, then Tyler, and then I was going to pick Bort for not being the snitch. Oh, really? I was going to put myself in second place. And, well, I put Nick Soundwave in the same boat as me. I just don't think Nick Soundwave would care. He'd be like, whatever, man. Throw me in the pool.

Yeah, I'm the kind of person like, hey, you murder somebody. Okay, yeah. That's cool. That's on you. I'm not going to help you bury the body, but I ain't saying ish. I know. But I think. I just don't know you anymore. I think

Soundwave would do it though, but just to get revenge on someone that's annoyed him the most. I mean, you have to really cross me for me to like rat on someone. Yeah, exactly. He's only ratting on Tyler. I stay in my lane, man. I'm always listening. My eyes are always open, but I stay in my lane and I don't, you know,

I don't ruffle feathers. I just rather you not tell me you did anything, you know? Keep it to yourself, man lane and I don't ruffle feathers. I just rather you not tell me you did anything. Keep it to yourself, man. Please. Don't share with me. Randy's so upset. What? Are you butthurt now? I'm just saying. He's contemplating life.

Three out of five people. They voted you the number one snitch. I have been working very hard on not saying things without thinking yeah tyler just doesn't think in general oh all right um i had a celebrity sighting just recently and uh since we live here in los angeles orange county area yeah we're constantly surrounded by celebrities and i want to know what was your last celebrity sighting randy uh theo von at a christmas party i went to it was at this point now comedians have reached the point to me where

i view them as legit celebrities oh yeah like i think i think i get more excited seeing comedians than i do actors comedians have more people following them online than anybody else 100% so i saw it was it was so embarrassing because I'm talking to him and I'm thinking— I love Theo Vaughn, by the way. If people don't know who he is, Google it right now. This past weekend, his podcast is awesome. His stand-up is great. And just talking to him, I'm like, he probably thinks I'm one of those annoying fans.

Yeah, you probably were, but yeah. Yeah, I pitched the podcast to him. I'm like, you know, I'm such a cool dude. Tall, too. I'm surprised how tall he was. Really? Yeah. I thought like, you know, I'm such a cool dude. Tall, too. I'm surprised how tall he was. Really? Yeah. I thought he was short.

No, man, he's tall. The cartoons they do of him, they make him look short. Yeah, he's tall. All right, Tyler. I recently went to a taping of The Price is Right, so Drew Carey would be the obvious one. But the reason we went is because it was music week, and the show that we went to the specific taping for, it was their rock and roll day. Nice.

So coming into the crowd and obviously going up on stage was Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy. So you put Drew Carey above them. Yeah. Well, he's the host. I mean, he's there. Okay. But you saw the other people as well. Yeah.

We saw them. They ended up sitting about 30 feet from us too. I understand the way you laid out the story is a little confusing on why you would put Drew Carey in the power ranking over everybody else. I feel like Drew Carey is a diet celebrity. I'm not hating on Drew Carey

by the way because he's like he parties hardcore EDM style. If you guys really really look, you'll see Drew Carey at an EDM show, like EDC and stuff like that. I have respect for Drew Carey. 2001 Royal Rumble. I remember him.

That was pretty cool. Did you even watch that live? I did. So Drew Carey's your number one and then Fall Out Boy. Okay, whatever. Was this taping? Was this the one with just Fall Out Boy or weren't there other bands too? It was just Fall Out Boy for that specific taping. Okay. How'd you know about this taping and was this the one with just Fall Out Boy or weren't there other bands too? It was just Fall Out Boy

for that specific taping. How'd you know about this taping and didn't tell us? Interesting. It was on the alt page on Instagram so I figured everybody saw it. That was really funny. Next time wave. My last celebrity sighting, actually there was one that I forgot about.

It was actually, we were all involved with it. I was going to point that out. I won't say it. I'll let you, if it's the one was actually we were all involved with it i was gonna point that out yeah i won't say it i'll let you if it's the one if we're all involved let you tell me so the one before that one that i was that i thought of initially was i saw jaylen ramsey uh oh yeah yeah los angeles rams oh i would not know yeah so he was um so i went to some like holiday singing thing with gwen stefani out here in burbank yeah and he was just in line. Pulled up a picture, showed my fiance, Dr. Sunshine. I was like, I swear this is his football player. And she kind of confirmed. I kind of tracked him down before he kind of was hustled away

into a more VIP area of the theater. Took a picture with him. But yeah, it was random. It was like, he was just... You should have pulled a power move and got him VIP. Well, he did get VIP. I know, but get him out of line. Like, hey, dog, what are you doing in line? I got you. You should have pulled a power move and gone, I'm VIP. Well, he did get VIP. I know, but get him out of line. Like, hey, dog, what are you doing in line?

You should tackle them. Do you guys ever see celebrities out in the street who are overly disguised? Like they're trying to hide themselves? I've seen that. And so the disguise isn't even that good. I know who you are. I'm such a fog. Yeah, no, I don't pick up on it.

If they're disguised, dude, I wouldn't pick up on it. I was at Shake Shack one day and one of the guys in the office was there and he was sitting at a table. He had a hat on, a hoodie, shades, but you could still tell who it was because of the way his face is. And nobody was even approaching him. And there was a thousand people.

There was like 20 people sitting outside the patio. Obviously the disguise was working. Yeah, it wasn't working. Alright, Bort. Well, Randy forgot about this,. I'm like, dude. Obviously the disguise is working. Yeah. It wasn't working. Alright, Bort. Well, Randy forgot about this, but I'm glad Nick Sandway remembered. We were actually leaving the building the other day, and I think this has to do with your celebrity sighting. It was the same day. Different person, though. As

we're leaving the building, right behind us, Exhibit. Oh, yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, he was leaving the building. West Coast Customs? Yep. Nice. One and only. Still has that giant smile, still looks happy as hell. It was one of the funniest things, because me and Brad are behind the group, and we both kind of look back to hold the door for whoever's behind us, and then you hear Exhibit laugh. And you know, he has that token, like, I don't even want to try to mimic him, because

I don't want to do it bad, but he has that typical Exhibit laugh, and we heard it, and we're like, oh. It's Exhibit. It's Exhibit. But my favorite part was, was that we looked back, and we're like, it's exhibit. It's exhibit. That's exhibit. My favorite part was that we looked back, and we're like, oh, it's exhibit. That's cool. All right, let's make sure the door doesn't hit him in the face. What happens?

Randy leaves, and Randy does a double take like seven times. Oh, he's like, exhibit? Exhibit? Exhibit? Mr. Exhibit? Oh, okay, exhibit. I'm not going to stop exhibit. He's got a really big chain, though.

It's like, damn, that's a big-ass chain. Yeah. So my celebrity sighting, I was over by Beverly Hills, not in Beverly Hills. I was taking my lady to get her eyebrows did. I don't know. Do you guys ever take your ladies to get their eyebrows did at all? Yeah. Yeah.

But in the hood. Yeah. I was taking her there, and decided um not to go home because the traffic was insane just let you know if you don't live in los angeles all we had to do is go nine and a half miles home and it said it would take an hour so we decided to go have dinner and we went to the sushi spot so we're eating eating sushi. And this guy walks in. He's like, yeah, can I get a table? They go, oh, table for one? He's like, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you're by yourself? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was Julian Casablancas from The Strokes. Oh, what? Dude, I haven't even thought about this guy in forever. And he's going hammer on, what's the green thing? Edamame. Oh, yeah.

He's going hammer on it. He's dressed all? Edamame. Oh, yeah. He's going hammer on it. He's dressed all in Burberry. Burberry jacket, Burberry shirt. And what's crazy is, I go, oh, wow, I haven't thought about him in so long. Then I get to work. He's all over the alt blogs like crazy because he was trying to sing under pressure later that night. Oh, really? At a party doing some karaoke.

I just remembered because you mentioned celebrity eating at the same restaurant you are. This reminded me, this might be up your guys' wheelhouse. One of the Wayans brothers, I don't know which one. I was at a ramen place nearby. Dude, this guy came in after us, got a huge bowl, scarfed it down, and was out before we were even done. Yeah, famous people eat super fast. How do you not have indigestion? I was at this sushi spot, and Miley Cyrus' sister came in, and she was there for 15 minutes.

She sat down, ate her food, and bounced. So crazy. I didn't run into, obviously. I ran and had a conversation. I sat across from Cuba Gooding Jr. at IHOP once in Northridge. I was at a hibachi spot once. And the, ah, man, he's in Get Out. He plays the security guard.

He also had a show on Fox. That's the worst part about running. It's like running in, I say it again, like it's like we're buddies. But when you see celebrities out, and people can't grasp that that don't live in like la or new york but you always have that moment of second guessing yourself where you should yeah no and then you google it real quick and you're kind of like oh yeah that is the person it's oh yeah and then you then you have the internal conflict do i say something i had a alone i had a broke bitch moment once i was at the whole foods nearby yeah and melissa mcc McCarthy was buying groceries for her mom,

and she was dropping some fat cash on the groceries. And meanwhile, I was sweating about, oh, man, I paid $10 for sushi. She just dropped so much money on groceries. It was wild. There's another group chat between just Ravy, Woody, Greg, and I, and this is where we basically talk about Randy and what kind of job he's doing.

That's why I figured. I'm just kidding. That's why I figured. Yeah, you guys aren't part of this group chat because the on-running joke is like super old before you guys worked here. But every time we're at a restaurant and somebody famous walks into the restaurant, we go,

we text each other, guess who I'm having dinner with right now? Even though that the famous person could be on the other side of the room. Yeah. Guess who I'm having dinner with right now? McLovin famous person could be on the other side of the room yeah guess who i'm having dinner with right now mclovin yeah yeah what's up what are you guys doing it started years ago when ravi and i were at coachella and there was this famous actress having breakfast across the room from us and then we got on the air like guess who we had breakfast with how you guys doing on christmas? I'm pretty much done.

You're done? Pretty much done. However, there is that period of time that at least I deal with every single Christmas where it's, do I gift this person a gift? Yeah. Do you think if I give this person a gift, am I going to put them in a bad position where they feel obligated to give me something? I don't know.

It's kind of convoluted, but I don't know. I want to give gifts to a lot of people, but then I'm like, but do they, are they thinking of giving me something too? Or I don't know. Remember, it's about giving. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So. Oh, Randy, if I'm going to give a gift, I'll make sure I get something back. When you invest in stocks, do you expect to not get money back? Do you, here's a question, especially for you because of your house house do you guys do like white elephant or how do you so there's so many people you go broke so no just to recap how many brothers and sisters do you have i have five brothers no sisters all right oh my gosh depending on how every uh siblings financial situation is that year

my parents will say hey this year we're to do everybody get a gift for one person. You're going to draw a name out of a hat. Yeah. So it's funny because that's what happened this year. But me and my brothers have all decided, screw that. We're getting gifts for every, like each one. Oh, going against the plan. So you're all wrapped up on your shopping though?

I have actually not started. Rest in peace, man. Rest in peace. This is where Amazon comes in key yeah but the weather is pretty bad right now well that's why i'm start i'm literally starting it today yeah so i should be okay i was i was just going around the stores last night and it's just packed yeah the shelves are empty on some things and that's fine but this is why i'm not going exactly to a store all right i should be okay.

Look at Tyler. I'm going to, well, Brett knows I'm going to Frankincense collectibles because a lot of my brothers like nerd stuff. And that's where I'm going to find most of it. You're going to Frankincense before the holidays? That place is a hell hole before you go.

Right now it's, right now it's open every day until Christmas Eve. So I'll be okay. Next sound wave. I mean, I've got very little done. I have a handful of things for my niece and nephew. They end up getting more toys than anybody because

they're my niece and nephew. I'm going to be against the grain here, but I enjoy going to crowded places during the holidays. I want to go to physical stores. It's kind of tooth and nail with my fiance because she can't do the crowds and it's kind of tooth and nail with my fiance because she can't, not that she

can't, but she just really doesn't do the crowds and that it pisses her off. People are in her bubble, stuff like that. It even pisses me off, but I really do enjoy shopping during the holidays. One store into the mall trip and my fiance would be like, and I could just see it in her face. I'm like, this is not going to be as long as I had hoped. I tend to only use online stuff like Amazon for purchases if I know it's cheaper there uh Randy you will be picking up the gifts chopper I I'm like halfway done I got you know the wife

done family done but friends dude it's really hard this year because I haven't seen my friends much they're all busy working I'm busy working we're not really communicating on what everyone's into so I just gotta go to the store i'm buying everyone booze gift packs nice i can never i can never tell when brett's shopping for gifts or just walking around because brett's always at stores that have cool things on sale it's like look what i found look i found a talking shibaka like is this a gift no i'm just walking around yeah i just found it dude i find cool stuff randy asked me all the time hey how do you find cool things i go to stores i go to actual stores am i high or when i was looking for gifts when it came to alcohol alcohol prices have gone up or am i tripping no it sounds about

right it depends on where you're at i but i went to multiple places and it's weird i usually go to my go-to spot and yeah and a certain bottle of alcohol is $30 more than normal. And I went to three different places. It kind of makes sense though because this is the holiday season. Everybody's having their parties. So you gotta what's the word? Influxion?

I don't know. Inflation? Influxion. Influxion. I think it's because they also want you to get those gift sets. Because the gift sets are where they're cheaper, but you got to go to certain stores to get them. Certain stores. CVS.

Costco. Costco sometimes has some pretty good bulk. I mean, Costco also has their own brand. Yeah, Costco is where I was trying to go. You also don't need a membership to buy alcohol at Costco. I know. I walked into Costco one day and walked out with so much alcohol, and I felt like I was stealing because I'm not a member.

Dude, CVS because I've been going just to buy alcohol, and the gift sets are cheaper, and they come with stuff. Yeah, people don't think to look at the smaller stores. Rite Aid, CVS. I have a question that is not holiday related, but I was thinking about it the other night. Is there anything that you do that you feel is weird and you don't know if anybody else does it so i'll start off i love

like cutting off extra skin on my big toe it feels so good and satisfying like just taking a razor and just cutting off a slice that sounds scary man that. You guys don't do it? No. You don't get like Alice? No. No? Nope. Okay, then I'm weird. Well, do you have flat feet? No, it's arched.

Do you want me to cut off a sheet for you and I'll bring it in? Okay. Yeah. Nothing? I'm good. I'll call it sick. Okay, I guess I'm weird.

I think Sandwave just hurled. All right. I want to hear from Tyler. Yes. Be honest. To be perfectly honest, the only weird thing I do that I can think of has, again, to do with my elbow. It's just so messed up.

It's so weird. Sometimes I'll just bend it just to hear it crack. And I always wonder, does anybody else with weird joints do the same thing? Do you know who does that all the time? It's Greg Gorey from The Woody Show. He cracks his elbow all the time in Greg Gorey from the Woody show. He cracks his elbow all the time in the studio. We have it on audio that one time he

popped it onto the microphone. You're telling me that's the grossest thing you do? Weirdest? Not grossest. I think he's lying. Grossest I've heard him on the phone with his girlfriend. I'll be home soon

I don't sound like some nerd pointy Nick Soundwave let me see so a couple things came to mind I do crack my joints and my hips a lot so that I mean that's kind of like what Tyler said I have a weird thing about my gauges in my ears

I kind of like the smell of them so like every now and then it's not like regularly but you know every day or so a couple days like i'll come across my earlobe and i can't help but to like sniff it sniff it a couple times it's just i don't know do you do that with your hat i do that with no not my hat i sniff my hat all the time i'll take it off i'll smell it real quick and put it back on and one thing one thing that i do and i do this and i question myself every time I do it, is so when I go to the restroom

and I use the toilet paper, I don't use like the first like three sheets. Oh, yeah. That's smart. That's smart. It could be like a brand new one and I'll just,

even if it's not going number two, like even if I'm not deucing or if I just blow my nose, it's like one, two, rip it off, throw it away, and then I use it. And that's why

with the whole over the top, under it TP argument, I would prefer it under because it off, throw it away, and then I use it. And that's why the whole over the top, under it TP argument, I would prefer it under because it kind of protects it from the stuff on top. Okay. I don't like using the ones that are just hanging over there, swinging around, touching the wall with people. I'd rip it off if it's not perfectly straight. All right, Bort?

The only weird thing I could think of is that if i like feel a longer hair my beard like i missed one or something on my face or something and i'll kind of play with the the little tough part between below my lip if i feel something i'll start yanking on it until i pull it out oh yeah yeah and then another thing i do uh something i smell my my apple watch sometimes my my apple watch smell the apple watch? Yeah, no, the bottom. The bottom of it that touches my skin. If I've worn it for too long or if I work out and stuff and I smell it.

I never smell it, but I feel it's grease. When I use the hand wash in here, the antibacterial, I wash my wristband with it. Get up under there. You got to wash it, dude. Learning lessons. Okay, do you do this? Do you do this? Do you, when you put on deodorant, do you smell the deodorant before you put it on? No, I just put it on.

I do it! Every time I open it, I smell it, and then I put it on. I smell it after it goes on just to make sure it got evenly everywhere. Another smell one for me? I smell my floss after I floss. Me too! Me too! Dude, no, it's just smelling. I do that sometimes. It's me too. Dude, no. I learned how bad it was, and I just can't help it. Next time you floss, because it's just something, you know,

just do it and throw it out. It's nothing bad, obviously. Just smell your floss, dude. It goes in minty fresh, and it comes out reeking, dude. No way. So bad. I do it every time I floss. Because I like to think it's doing its job. I cool it's working yeah so board are you excited that bandalorian is dropping early

and we have a new star wars movie in the same week hell yeah yeah double star wars did you get tickets yet though no i know you're that hardcore fan that doesn't get tickets on release dates. What's up with that? Well, I think I'll just get it the day before, the day of. The last couple Star Wars movies, I've just looked up a theater. As long as I don't go to a theater in the middle of an area full of people. I can go 20 minutes out and get into a theater easily. Plus, it's Star Wars.

It's going to be on every screen. But I'm super hyped, man. i can't wait to check it out when star wars first came back yeah and everyone was freaking out and there was the midnight showing yep me and my buddy we went and there was some like break in the line we didn't even know but apparently we cut in front of all these people that were camping out for a week yeah we got right got right in. Was that for the special? No, it wasn't on purpose, I swear. Was that special edition or was that episode one? Episode one. Episode one, I waited in line three hours. Wow.

With my brother to go see it. There's people lined up right now. See? Why? I won't do that. No, man. I remember that, man. I forgot when it was that our nearby AMC started just doing the whole reservation on your phone

thing. But before, you would buy a ticket and just sit down, people would wait outside. In the old timey days, Randy. There'd be lines in the aisles. It's crazy. I remember that because when the very first Avengers movie came out, me and my friends waited outside of the AMC in Orange for 12 hours.

What? 12 hours? Of course you did. Dumbass. Hey, man. It was the biggest movie ever at the time. Are you still on board with Mandalorian on Disney Plus? Dude, I love it.

I think it's awesome. It's great. I like all the Easter eggs to all different types of Star Wars lore. I like how they're tying everything in. And a lot of people are complaining, though, because they don't think it's as serious as the first two episodes. Yeah. But I like what they're doing.

It's just Star Wars. Star Wars is campy. It's fun. It's a western in space man it's supposed to be just goofy and fun yeah on our next podcast we're gonna have a guy who's been involved in the star wars universe his name is todd grimes he's been to the lucas ranch lived at the lucas ranch so lucky what's what's funny is he has deep ties in star wars like he's deep in star wars and he talks about people. It's no big deal.

Like, oh, George and I. Yeah, me and George. What? Yeah, he was referring you. I was hanging out with George, and at first I didn't connect. All right, here it is. Brett, don't fire me. Yeah.

I didn't connect. Yeah, promise. The George and George Lucas. Off the top of my head, if somebody were to ask me on the street, I probably wouldn't fire out George Lucas, somebody who said it. Creator, right? Mm-hmm. So when he was referring to George, I'm just like, damn i missed who george was in the beginning of this meeting and then i was like oh george lucas okay yeah yeah jesus um i wanted to

ask you so that'll be on our next podcast i wanted to ask you um i find myself every day when i'm looking up things about star wars and news. Yeah. Going to the same website. And I want to know, what is your go-to number one website that you visit every single day? Because people are all caught up with social media. Yeah. You know, so that's most of their web browsing. And then they get shot off to different websites all over the world. But is there a website that you just type in right off the bat and you go to?

For me, I'd say it's GameSpot. GameSpot? They have news and stuff there? Yeah. I have their app and stuff. I get different game things. I follow some accounts and stuff, but GameSpot I like because it has cool articles. I can read about what's happening in the industry, find out what games,

what cool DLCs drop, and it's fun stuff for me. I used to go to their site. It was good. Yeah. Tyler? It is a very specific page on YouTube. I go to the page SB Nation all the time. I'm a really big sports guy.

And they have all these really cool sports videos on there. I could sit there and watch them for hours. So every day you go to that? Every day. Nick Soundwave. Save that one for your team. Yeah, much the same. I mean, I go to sports websites, ESPN,

because I go to the ones where you have to read the stories, Tyler, not the ones with the videos. So, no, yeah, I go to ESPN. It's like religion, honestly. It's probably the most visited website. And then link dump websites like Yardbarker, where it's just like kind of accumulated from other sites. Funny that you asked this, though.

I got kind of ripped by my roommates the other day because I said I go to Yahoo a lot. Oh, dude. Oh, you probably don't know, but we do that to Gregori all the time. Because he goes to Yahoo? Yeah, because we go, hey, look this up. And he goes to Yahoo first over Google.

Okay, yeah, see, I don't do that. But I go to Yahoo just to kind of scroll through and it's kind of the same thing. Link dump, random trending stories, sports, you know, and it's kind of the same thing. Link dump, random trending stories, sports, you know, because it's kind of a... I guess, yeah, I mean, I guess I'm the only one keeping Yahoo alive, but yeah. Yeah, but it's a good place for stories.

I still go to Yahoo every day. I'm not going there for pointed news, but I'm just kind of going there to scroll through and just click links, you know. I never search anything on Yahoo. Yeah, no. Scroll, scroll, scroll. Click the sports tab. Scroll, scroll, scroll. Entertainment. Scroll, entertainment scroll scroll i give julie angry for that and my mom too because they look up stuff on yahoo yeah and i don't like it because with yahoo the first three results they're ads they're ad results or they're fishing yeah true you can't fight you

got to make sure you're not clicking on the ones that are like sponsored or yeah it's like hey look this up let me go to bing real quick yeah i Bort? Man, I like to research and learn things, you know, that I haven't learned before, like little tidbits or whatever. And this is going to be the geekiest thing that anyone said here, even geekier than GameSpot. All right.

I got a website called TF Wiki. It's Transformers Wiki. It's a super intense database, everything on Transformers, and they're constantly adding to it. It's pretty much like if anyone out there out there it goes to Wookieepedia the Star Wars one. Yeah. Same thing Wookieepedia

Wookieepedia that is the Star Wars database for any Star Wars fan. It's like that but for Transformers and every single day I kind of just go and I'm like oh what mind jail can I fall down right now and learn about stuff. My number one site is The Verge.

Anybody go to The Verge? So The Verge is the best website. I love it because it has everything tech, pop culture, just normal news all in one place. Yeah, I've been on there before. It's legit. It has nerd news, everything you need all in one place. Yeah, I think you put me onto the verge i think at first he medicine wanted to tell me he it was the verge because i was like oh what

articles and he closed the window yeah but then one day he left it up and i started looking at the verge and of course nosy ass loose lips well i'm sorry it's on a giant screen in front of me guys i like to be informed yeah but the verge is super legit that's my favorite website i have to hit it up every single day well guys i think, I think I'm going to wrap it up. Of course, we're going to try to put out another podcast for you next week while we're on vacation. I'm taking off to China, Japan, and the Philippines. Before I go, though, we got to shout out some podcasts. What's up to the Bortcast?

Yeah. You know, just go to thebortcast.com. That's thebortcast.com. Shout out to the Nerd Now Podcast. What's up to Ravy, Randy, Cameron, Courtney. Go to nerdnowpodcast.com. Speaking

about Nerd Now, thank you to everybody that showed up to our Box Lunch event in Glendale, California last weekend. That was so much fun. And we gave away a ton of prizes. Thank you to Box lunch because they hooked us up dude you had a huge turnout man yeah everything else social there's so many people they're checking i know it's crazy uh what's up to the sex with emily podcast let's go to sex with emily.com

that's sex with emily.com what's up to the joe coy podcast joe coy he is in australia right now maybe i don't know he is on the other side of the world, touring everywhere. His little humble brag with the video where he woke up and he was talking about his show. He's walking through a hallway. He's taking his robe off. Where is he going?

He jumps off a super yacht into the ocean. What a humble brag. He does that with some other comedians where they try to one-up each other. Him and Bert Kreischer have comedians where they try to one-up each other. Him and Burt Kreisler have this thing where they try to one-up each other. I think last time it was Private Jets. Yeah, Burt Kreisler I think did a slow-mo out of a PJ or a helicopter.

Mr. Kreisler? I think, was it Burt Christmas? Yeah, Burt Kreisler. But it's very, very fun to watch. Listen to his podcast as well. Go to JoeCoy.com. That that's joe coy.com what's up to the man kim podcast man kim are a band and they also have a podcast check it out at matt and kim.com and of course before i leave what is up to the woody show podcast the mothership that puts everything together just search the woody show on the iheart radio app all right i'm gonna

get out here nick soundwave anything else nope i else? Nope, I'm good. Alright. Tyler? Nah, I'm good. He's got ravey out the mind. Oh my god. You don't have my saying to jump off of, you can't think. I'm good. Merry Christmas.

Happy New Year to everybody. Don't we have another podcast after this? We do. We do. Leave me alone, man. Dude, you Tyler'd that. Jesus Christ. I said it up. You just said that. I said it up that we might have another podcast.

Thank you. Thank you. I think I threw him off a little bit with that. Because we're going to try to get it done before we go on break. We can do it. Randy? No, that's about it. Shout out to Santa Dog. That was in the building today. We love you, Santa Dog. Come back more often. uh no that's about shout out to santa dog that was in the building today

we love you santa dog come back more often yeah that's it oh uh the reason i say that we might get it done is because i didn't even bring this up on this podcast we're going to pbr hq tomorrow oh crap i forgot yeah yeah we might get it done. Yeah, we might get the podcast done. So maybe I may try to morph it into some weird thing where I bring a recorder with us and follow along our adventure to PBR HQ. I don't know. I'm trying to figure out how we can record this.

The moderately buzzed podcast? Yeah. I'll charge the recorder tonight. All right, please do it because I want to record an intro we'll talk to Todd and then we'll go to PBR HQ I'm going to try my first ever PBR yes at PBR HQ

that's going to be huge Bort there is a new Bortcast this week it is a day or so late I've been very busy with stuff on the Woody show so apologies and there will be a new episode a holiday special next week as well so the broadcast and thanks everyone for listening thank you

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