What's New Podcast - Birthday Party Info, Texas Recap, Food News, Husband Lies & More!
Episode Date: August 28, 2024On this epsiode we talk Birthday Party Info, Texas Recap, Food News, Husband Lies & More!...
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What's new? What's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show and Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
We are joined by our friends Eric and Randy who are coming to us live from Downey, California.
Also, we have a friend Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T, that's joining us from Whittier, California,
and our lovely friend, Julianne.
Well, here's the deal.
We are rushing to do this podcast today because I have an interview that I have to do right
after it with the people at Thoroughbreath, which has changed my life, by the way.
I used to have bad breath.
Now, this is not a sponsor. I just really wanted to talk to them. But a lot of recordings got
pushed back with the Woody show. So now we're on crunch time. Julianne, FYI, is MIA. So I hope
she's okay. You know, with kids, you never know what's going to happen. But she did not pick up
the phone and she did not answer our text messages. So that is not a good sign.
And then teamed up and took her out, dude.
They outnumber her in that house.
I know, probably.
And Bort is off doing a couple of meetings right now.
So he'll be back.
But just a heads up. Now, this information kind of leaked a little bit early on social media.
So you might have heard about it, but there hasn't been any like official announcement.
You know, my birthday month, we usually have the big birthday bash at bash at morongo well that's not going to be happening this year and i will be releasing the
flyer probably after labor day weekend but if you already maybe heard some information on social
this time it's going down guys at a place that you love at the oc fair event center i've hooked up
with brouhaha for the Boo Ha Ha event
that's happening with Save Ferris
and Lit. And we're talking about
unlimited beer tasting, guys.
Oh, yeah.
This time, it is
happening on a Saturday,
October 26th. You can get
more information by going to
theboohaha.com.
That's theboohaha.com. That's theboohaha.com.
You can just secure your tickets now because these things always sell out.
But when I do the launch of the flyer on social media, again, after Labor Day, I will be doing a giveaway.
But I don't know.
You might not want to hold out for this one.
So, Tyler, you're back on the pod.
You were in South Carolina.
Is there any
any shenanigans going down in south carolina is there any food recaps in south carolina they can
share with us uh only shenanigans is that's only the second time i've ever been on a military base
so that was kind of cool to see uh shout out to my brother from grad uh graduating army boot camp
uh real proud of you bro other than that the food stuff had a little
had a little cracker barrel which the nearest one from here i think is like victorville so that's a
little bit of drive uh had that had some waffle house you know you gotta have that oh hell yes
glorious it was uh also my brother's first time ever having it so that was kind of cool
um let me think what was the other one uh bo, Bojangles rules. Oh, nice. So Bojangles
expanding to Las Vegas and people are losing their mind over it. What is your review of Bojangles?
Honestly, dude, a plus plus plus dude, this thing was so good. So it is coming to Vegas,
but I believe in 2025, I did look this up. They are bringing 30 locations to LA. Oh, damn. So this is, yeah,
this is going to be in the greater LA area. The Cajun chicken biscuit with strawberry jam on top.
Oh my God, dude. So bomb. They have like these blueberry biscuits that have like a glaze over
them. Really good. The potatoes are really, this place is going to be a hit, dude. It's so good.
No, it took me a long time to know that Bojangles was a restaurant, not just a pitbull song. Yeah, I know. I swear to God, people are talking about it. I was like,
oh, the Bojangles. And I just thought they're always kind of talking about a song. I'm like,
oh, that's a good song. The Chicken Spot. I'm like, what? I loosely knew that it was a restaurant,
but I didn't know what type of restaurant. Tyler, what kind of food items are on here?
Cajun chicken biscuit. You throw some strawberry jam on it. That's really bomb. My mom had a really good egg and bacon with cheese biscuit. They had a blueberry biscuit that has
some glaze over it. Their potatoes are really good. Dude, this thing is going to be a hit in LA
easily, dude. It's so good. Nice. And then on top of that, to round it all off, was able to finally
stop by a Texas roadhouse. Uh-huh uh-huh not gonna lie it's actually pretty good
oh wow texas house pretty good i was really surprised because i mean i guess it's it's
definitely more of a chain steakhouse it's not exactly like yes i'm well aware of it yeah yeah
okay yeah well a lot of people are this is your first experience yeah that's yeah because yeah
well because the nearest one from me i think is either on the way to Morongo or in Corona,
and I'm never in either one of those areas, at least for a long enough time to stop by.
So, yeah, first time ever doing it, it was Bob, dude.
The bread that they give at the beginning with that little apple cinnamon butter, oh, my God.
Man.
All right, well, we're not even at food news yet.
I don't know if you got—
I can hear him drooling already.
Good God. I don't know if you got a chance to listen to the past episode that you weren't on Tyler, but
you were a topic of conversation because there was for a quick moment there on the Woody show
Reddit page, there was a thread talking about what's new pod. And we actually got a shout out
on the Woody show, uh, live. So that was pretty pretty cool so shout out to anybody who might have just
be listening to this podcast for the very first time but the topic on the thread was they loved
the podcast but were way too mean to tyler and we brought this up in past podcasts before now tyler
are we way too mean to you uh no i'd say because did we hurt your feelings no you honestly i don't
i don't think i've ever had one of you guys legitimately hurt my feelings.
But when you guys are mean to me, I do very well know that about 50% of it is deserved.
So that's fair.
I'm fine though.
Eric would say 100, but 50, yeah.
Yeah, I know the three of you guys, especially Eric, Julian, and Brett, you guys are the
ones that really go in on me.
But I mean, for the most part part it's all in good fun like we still go out we still hang out
and like all this crap dude like no it's it's all good i don't mind it it's a loving humbling way
we love you tyler yeah oh julianne's here we're afraid like you had an emergency oh my god my kid Oh, my God. My kid crapped everywhere.
Yellow everywhere. Everywhere. Nice.
And my other one woke up with pee all over herself.
So, oh, my God.
If you're a lunatic, I don't know how you do it, man.
I can barely do one. You got like 85.
I was washing crap in the sink when you guys were texting me. My phone's ringing. I'm like, I can't. I can't. I'm coming. I'm coming.
All right. Well, I'm so happy that you are here a real quick recap i did go to dallas texas
last week and i was there for a live golf press event because live golf is having the championship
team event that's going to be happening in september and if you want to go make sure you go
pick up some tickets at livegolf.com. But I was texting you guys.
The purse for this thing is $50 million.
I'm like, how can we happy Gilmore this thing?
Because there's 13 teams, okay?
13 teams.
And last place gets $600,000.
That's so crazy.
Last place.
First place, $14 million.
Jesus.
Could you imagine?
Yeah, just being in last place and still getting like a couple hundred thousand dollars.
Yes.
So just throwing this out there, I think our best chance to win is have Eric pretty much
be the leader of this team because he's played hockey.
He's already got the swing down.
So that's our best shot right there.
Yeah.
I mean, but like the thing is, like The thing is, I'm a dork,
and I have followed
professional mini-golf accounts.
Some of these guys are...
Oh, my gosh.
It's crazy,
because they're mostly old men.
Yeah.
It's insane.
But hey,
I'm always down to win some money.
Yeah.
I'll take a crack at it.
Especially $600,000.
I know.
I have a side question on this.
Has Randy ever said
that he's bad at golf?
Because we know how he was when he said he was bad at swimming.
Oh, he might be like a pro.
We don't even know.
Yeah.
Well, we'll test him out.
Also, right after that, coincidentally, I went to a golf cart company.
I just nothing was connected between live in this golf cart company called Candy.
And they let me like go around their HQ
and like drive their golf carts.
It was so much fun.
What a dream come true for you.
I want to point out your golf cart attire.
Did I see a polo tucked into some khaki shorts?
Okay, that was because I left the golf event.
I had to go straight to the golf cart company.
So yes, I was wearing a Nike golf polo shirt and tucked in shirt
and golf shoes while I was recording that video. And it was because the event for live golf was at
this place called the Meridot, which is like one of the most prestigious golf courses in all of
Texas. You have to dress appropriately to go. They won't even let you in the door.
Yeah, you got to dress the part, man. I I wasn't cracking it I was like wait a minute is that a polo and it tucked in and
I'm like oh he's doing golf stuff that makes sense I mean I'd be judgy but I understand it's the
attire for the thing yeah so I yeah I left from there to there but also did you see that I went
to Cosmix I finally went now if you don't know I've mentioned it a couple of times on this podcast, but Cosmix
is McDonald's spinoff.
It's like drink forward.
So like we're talking about coffees and refreshers and frappes and all that stuff.
And then also like breakfast sandwiches and cookies and things like that.
The most similar thing I would say it was like it was like a Dutch Bros, right?
But they have a bunch of locations throughout
texas they have one location illinois and it's rumored that they will be coming to california
oh yeah pretty soon so yes that place would bomb especially those uh anything with like salted
like a salted sweets and you i think you had a cookie that was a chocolate cookie, right? Yeah, it was a chocolate chip cookie with sea salt and it was so freaking good.
Oh my God. I, you showed that and I was like, oh my God, I hope he gets it. And then you did.
And you said it was a 10 out of 10. I was like, yes, those are my favorite.
It was so good. And it's rumored. Now I posted that video. You can go see it on my Instagram
at menace, M-E-N-Aa-c-e it's rumored because people
started getting in my comments saying that they're building a location in bellflower but i looked up
online and i couldn't get any confirmation when i started following the cosmics instagram account
they are very uh cryptic on where they're launching new locations they pretty much just
give coordinates and i don't know how to read those coordinates. I don't know how it works.
Sounds like we need some people near Bellflower to go snooping for us.
Yeah, go check it out.
So if you're into that kind of stuff, keep a lookout for Cosmix.
And I also went to Bucky's.
I got everybody a bunch of Bucky's gear.
Only Bort has received his gear so far, but everybody else here on the pod will receive theirs soon.
And child.
I might be bothering Mr. Eric on Friday.
So if you need me to drop off anything for anybody.
Can you?
Because I actually have it in my car still, so that would be great.
I believe I am off Friday.
And you know, Eric gave me a great idea last podcast.
Go to Lakewood Mall mall go to the book off
go to the costco and bother eric okay all lumps in together and if i could even get him out of
his house for five seconds amazing there was a little thing back and forth on the text over the
bucky's thing because i texted in the group chat i'm'm like, okay, everybody, remind me your sizes again, and what is the kid sizes?
And then Tyler starts, like, saying, oh, hey,
what about everybody's significant other sizes?
Okay, hold on.
I'm like, dude.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I missed this in the group chat.
I woke up and saw the entire thing and was confused and just went, large.
That's it.
Skip to the end.
But I missed that.
What is this about it's just
tyler spending my money again yeah he's trying to call me out because i because i follow the
directions and i gave menace my size and my kids sizes and then tyler responds with oh screw kevin
huh i'm like oh okay and i gave the size i'm like wait a minute but menace did say you know what's
your size and your kids he didn't say you your kids and your significant others okay in my
defense in my defense i don't have kids so i skipped over that last part so i saw juliette
listing off her entire family i'm like wow i guess she hates kevin dude wow tyler not falling
directions i know i know I know, I know.
I will point out though,
whenever you ask for t-shirt sizes
or sizes for something free,
Tyler's always the first one to reply.
For sure, for sure.
And then also one final thing,
I went to Cosm and Cosm is launching
in the Dallas Fort Worth area.
They're in the Colony, Texas.
So that's the name of the actual city.
If you don't know, it's called the Colony, Texas. So that's the name of the actual city. If you don't know,
it's called the colony, Texas sounds a little weird. And it's in this really cool shopping
area called Grandscape and they'll be launching this Labor Day weekend. So if you live in Texas
and you want to experience this thing that I've been talking about for about a year that we have
in Los Angeles and Inglewood, it is now available in Texas and coming soon to Atlanta and more cities very, very soon. So
follow that. You can see it on my Instagram. See what I'm talking about at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.
Now, Julianne, I saw something really cool on your social media that your daughter got to meet
Kane Brown and it looks so cool and so fun.
Yes, you guys, it was seriously the most like heart warming thing I've ever seen in my life.
I started crying. So I, um, Kane Brown, by the way, is a country singer and he's like
one of the biggest ones, right? Yes. He's huge. And, um, so anyways, I got her tickets. I got her floor seats to go see him this past Saturday
at the BMO. And so she was all excited. And then I went down to I heart just to say hi to everybody.
And I found out he was going to be there. I was like, Oh, perfect timing. No idea. I brought her
in there. And the, the look on her face, she was starstruck. I've working in radio for as long as I have, you, they teach us like, not teach us, but tell us, you know, don't get starstruck.
You can't, you have to act a certain way.
You can't fangirl out in the hall.
Right.
And she did, but she didn't because she remained calm and her eyes just like swelled up, welled up with tears.
You started crying.
I started crying and oh, he was so, and he was so nice to her.
He's like, let's take fun pictures.
He got down on his knees and he opened up his arms.
He did like the menace pose where he crossed his arms.
And the best part, he retweeted, he reposted their picture on his Instagram.
I know, that was huge.
Yeah, that was huge too.
So I got a picture of that and I got one of the pictures that they took together and I put it on a shirt so that she can wear it to school and she has no idea so it's going to come in the next few days
but yeah that was that was the best best moment yeah and then you guys enjoyed the concert that
was yeah that looked really fun as well yeah he was great and all his openers they were amazing
too so I mean I highly suggest nosebleed seats are, you know, they're great, but the floor seats, if you can get them top notch, have to do it.
Yeah.
I did it for, obviously for Kane Brown and I did it for Imagine Dragons and it's just,
it's the most amazing thing to do.
So yeah, I love how your daughter was like away for practice.
She got back home and then you surprised her like, oh, by the way, check out Kane Brown's
Instagram account and then
open it up for her. That was a pretty cool reaction video.
Yeah. Yeah. She was at softball, so she had no idea. So when she came home and saw it,
she flipped out even more and she went to school and was telling everybody, oh my God, guess what?
I met Kane Brown and I got to go to his concert. My mom's so cool. And I was like, yes.
I love being the cool mom here and there. It's cool. Now Bort had to walk out of the studio once again. And I wanted to ask him about
this and if people keep on bringing it up, sorry to switch subjects. And it's kind of in a weird
area, but he said that he was out in like a punk show or something like that. And somebody came up
and asked about your video again. So we're going to have to,
we're going to have to share that for another episode.
But do you guys want some food news?
Yes.
All right.
Yes.
Now,
uh,
Eric,
I think you may be out of anybody cause you're kind of in that music realm.
You'd like Kid Cudi.
I've listened to his music.
I wouldn't say I'm a huge fan,
but like I've have his music on my,
my iTunes.
Yeah.
I mean,
he was huge when you were in college,
right? The timing looks like. Oh yeah. House parties, houseunes yeah i mean he was huge when you were in college right the timing looks like oh yeah house parties house party kikudi was different different sound
yeah for sure now he is launching a collaboration with bisquick for a release of a funnel cake mix
are you making funnel cakes at home are you all in or all out you know what's funny is i have funnel
cake mix in my cupboard already that I've had for years.
Really?
Really?
I wouldn't say years, but I probably got it last Christmas.
It's something that I feel like it'd be hard to make.
You got to like, don't you got to boil oil?
Like oil or something.
Yeah, you got to make the oil really hot.
I feel like it's just going to result bad and I'm going to burn myself.
You already chopped off your finger.
You don't need to burn your flesh.
I know.
Tyler, are you all in on funnel cakes?
Are you a funnel cake guy i mean i can say i've never made any at home but yeah if a funnel cake is there i'll probably eat it all
right knott's berry farm has the best funnel cakes this is true well they have the fruity
pebbles one that's pretty bomb as well all right how about this exclusive to crispy cream now you know i've been on a crazy kick with dr
pepper lately dr pepper donuts all in or all out all in all in yeah i try that nice not a dr pepper
guy all right how about oh i love dr pepper prunes yum oh yeah how about this now i haven't been to
chick-fil-a for quite a long time because, you know, I'm team raising canes all day, every day.
But Chick-fil-A has announced that they're bringing back the banana pudding milkshake after 13 years.
Are you all in or all out on some banana pudding?
I don't really get down with pudding unless it's chocolate.
Okay.
No, I'm down for this.
But I'm trying to think.
13 years.
I believe that that has to be before Chick-fil-A showed up in California, right?
I think so, right?
Yeah, I don't think it's been here that long.
I like that Tyler's getting stuck on that and not the fact that it's banana pudding.
So if it's a banana pudding shake, honestly, I might just go to the store, crunch up some Nilla wafers, and just throw that on top.
Yeah, I don't know if it comes with it
or not i didn't see any details on that but yeah you gotta have you gotta have vanilla wafers if
you're gonna do a banana shake right i assume so i mean i don't need it i'll just drink it i'm good
okay i need more stuff to eat to eat there anyway so yeah i'll have this all day all right all right
i'm down in other food news craft mac
and cheese rolls out two new bold flavors tell me if you're in they have one that's ranch and one
that's jalapeno not jalapeno ranch ranch and then you have jalapeno are you all in all out on that
type of mac and cheese oh eric are you in or all out on jalapeno mac and cheese?
I mean, here's the thing.
I love Kraft mac and cheese.
I eat it probably a couple times a week just as an adult, and it's easy to make.
Me too.
I live off it.
No shame on it.
But there's the Cheeto.
It's not Kraft.
There's Cheeto mac and cheese, and they have the jalapeno Cheeto flavored ones.
And I didn't really like it.
So I'm gonna send a base off of that.
So like Kraft, just don't mess with the classics.
Just two boxes, Kraft mac and cheese, regular cheese.
Is it supposed to be like regular mac and cheese
just with a kick of like a jalapeno kick?
Yeah.
I would try it because I already saturate my mac and cheese
with sriracha.
Oh yes. Oh, yes.
Oh, it's so good.
Mix some tajin in there.
Oh, really?
I never thought about that.
But sriracha, yes, give it to me.
Yeah, I would try the jalapeno one because I do put some Frank's Red hot sauce in my mac and cheese.
He puts that ish on everything, son.
I love Frank's Red.
But you know what?
Honestly, an underrated thing to put on your Kraft mac and cheese.
My mom found this out.
Put a little bit of mustard in it.
It's actually pretty.
Shut up.
Oh, my God.
Gross.
Okay.
I'm willing to try it.
Willing to try it.
Apparently, that's where the line is drawn.
I do ketchup.
Tomatoes?
You guys ever put tomatoes in your mac and cheese?
No.
Ketchup, though.
Ketchup.
Ketchup, yeah.
I mean, tomatoes ain't bad.
It kind of sounds like a pasta salad a little bit. Maybe add some basil and stuff. in your mac and cheese? No, ketchup though. Ketchup. Ketchup, yeah. I mean, tomatoes ain't bad.
It kind of sounds like a pasta salad a little bit.
Maybe add some basil and stuff.
And of course,
you've done like hot dogs,
like chopped up hot dogs.
Yeah.
I mean, obviously.
What?
I've never even heard of that.
Yeah.
What?
I know.
That's weird.
What kind of Hispanic are you?
What?
Hispanic people put hot dogs
in their mac and cheese?
I know they put it
with their tortillas and eggs.
Hispanic people put hot dogs
in everything, dude. Like, come on. Yeah, and your tortillas and eggs, yes, but not mac and cheese i know they put it with their tortillas and eggs everything dude like come on and your tortillas and eggs yes but not i want mac and cheese all up in there
one other thing and this one's for bort mostly yeah hello kitty strawberry shortbread flavored
goldfish are coming back are you all in all out available nationwide at select retailers
oh down so they're like sweet goldfish, right?
I would have assumed there was any cheese to them.
No, no, no.
Yeah, it's sweet.
Shortbread.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm in.
You know, it kind of sounds like the Hello Kitty macaroons that they have.
Ooh, yes.
Yeah, sounds delicious.
Oh, I never had those.
Ooh, any Hello Kitty cafe you go to has the Hello Kitty macaroons.
Nice.
Delicious. Well, we all know, though, the biggest food news in Eric's life is that it's that time of year where it got to hit his lips for the very first time.
And that would be a pumpkin spice latte.
No, I don't do PSLs, but I do pumpkin cream cold brew.
I was going to say pumpkin beer.
Sorry, spooky season.
Wait, you don't do DSLs?
What?
No, no, no DSLs.
Pumpkin cream cold brew is my go-to.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I've never had that one.
Dude, pumpkin spice, pumpkin flavored everything.
I always talk about pumpkin flavored bagels.
Yeah.
Never had that either.
Cream cheese.
Flavored life cereal.
Pumpkin pie.
Pumpkin pie.
Not even September yet.
We were just talking on the Woody show that they have
pumpkin spiced garbage
bags. Hefty garbage bags.
Oh yeah, I've gotten those. I've gotten those before, yeah. They smell delicious. Are you in, Eric, on garbage bags. Hefty garbage bags. I've gotten those before.
They smell delicious.
Are you in, Eric, on garbage bags?
No.
I don't want to ruin it in my mind.
Then I associate the smell with my trash.
Yeah, you're drinking trash beer.
Speaking of which,
I was at Costco.
I was going to lead into Costco involving Bort, but you know what?
Go ahead.
Do it.
They had the seasonal Sam Adams rack for the fall.
What's the outlook on the pumpkin pies right there?
How are they looking right now?
They're huge, aren't they?
Oh, my God.
They're the size of the office chair that I'm looking at,
and they were like $5.
And then, oh, my God, what was that other thing I sent you, Manis?
It was that cream cheese, that orange, oh, the orange creamsicle cheesecake.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my God.
Some cheesecake.
Oh, so good.
But so they had a rack of Sam Adams beer, seasonal.
Yeah.
They had the Oktoberfest and the Jack O' Blast.
Oh, yeah.
And it tastes just like pumpkin pie.
Dude, I'm loving the Bort Costco era, dude.
It's one of my favorite eras right now.
And I had to make my first Costco return.
Yeah.
Oh.
I had to make a return.
There was something very, very awesome that I got.
Yeah.
But it may have scared my little furry kids.
So I went, you know what?
So I may have had to return the shop vac.
And how easy was it to return it?
It was so easy.
No questions asked.
I was going to say, my brother bought a couch from them, like, I don't know, eight years ago.
And he freaking returned it and they took it.
No shame.
Yeah. I know he has no shame and they took it. No shame.
Yeah.
I know he has no shame.
Like it's ridiculous.
That's embarrassing.
But you know what I got?
At this specific Costco, I'd seen it already so I knew I could go get it. I got an even better, smaller, quieter shark shop vac.
Oh wow.
Nice.
No questions asked.
Here you go.
Just go get it. Nice. This is the easiest return I've had to do in my life. Yeah. Nice. No questions asked. Here you go. Just go get it.
This is the easiest return I've had to do in my life.
Yeah.
Rules.
Oh, God.
Welcome to Costco, my friend.
So amazing.
Welcome to Costco.
I know.
You know what the only bad part is?
Hmm.
I told my wife the other day, I said, okay, I'm going to go shopping today, but we may
need to go out later in the week and go find this.
Are you okay to go to Costco?
And her eyes lit up, man.
She's hooked.
Yeah, she wants it.
I'm in trouble.
So I got to do that.
And I have a Lakewood Costco trip.
Oh, sweet.
I'm double dipping this week at Costco.
It's lit, dude.
Oh, my God.
Do you have to always have your receipt when you take things back at Costco?
Or can you just bring it back?
No, I think they're notorious where you really don't need a receipt.
I think it's tied to your membership card.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Definitely.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
You still got to you still have to scan your card.
Yeah.
When checking out.
Yeah.
But it's all tied to there.
It's like if you go to Whole Foods, you use your membership there from Amazon.
It ties all your stuff in or your Walmart Plus account.
Same thing.
It knows what you've bought in the store when you shop online.
Now, I want to throw this out here.
I thought this was a very interesting topic that we talked about on The Woody Show.
And I would love to get your feedback because we mostly have males on here.
Julianne, just pause for a second.
And I want to hear the guy's feedback first, okay?
Okay.
So the topic on the Woody show was something that Greg brought up.
He had a friend who was married and his wife was out doing some errands, right?
And the wife got a call from the gardener saying, hey, we're coming early this morning.
I just want to make sure if that's okay.
And she said, yeah, sure.
No problem.
So she hangs up the phone. Then she calls her husband who's at home to give him a heads up like,
Hey, the gardeners are coming by early. Can you do me a favor? Can you go outside and check if
there's any dog poop? He says, sure. No problem. So she's still out like a couple hours and she
goes, huh? My notification like never went off. And I looked at the cameras and no one ever went outside.
She called the husband and said, did you go clean up the dog poop?
The husband says, yeah, I went outside and cleaned it up.
He didn't.
It was a lie, right?
So Gregori says, why did he lie?
And I said, as a straight male who deals with women all the time, of course he lied because
he doesn't want to hear about how he forgot to go outside.
And they're like, how come he didn't just say that he forgot or he was too lazy to do it or whatever?
I go, because he doesn't want to hear from the wife nagging him about it.
Now, is he 100% in the wrong for not going outside and doing it?
Yes.
Is he 100% wrong for lying about it?
Yes.
But the question is, why did he lie?
And I answered with, because he didn't want to hear about it from the wife.
None of the women in the room would accept that as an answer.
Guys, do you disagree or agree with that?
I actually agree with it.
However, he's dumb for lying in the first place
because now you're going to hear about it,
about lying and about not picking it up.
So you're just adding double trouble
to just admit that you just forgot.
Again, that's what I said.
But the question is, why did he lie?
Yeah, I think you're right
because he just didn't want to hear it.
I mean, I can't think of another reason why.
That's definitely why.
Yes.
That is why.
I mean, would any of us have done it that way?
I would be embarrassed to leave dog food.
I would have went and picked it up.
But if Spicy Nacho calls and said, hey, did you go do it?
I would just take the L and say no.
Yeah, and that's on dumbass liar guy because you got cameras.
You got to know you have cameras.
You're that dumb you don't even know that you have cameras
so you can check to see if you do or not?
I could see it.
Maybe it was like a pre-truth.
Like he was gonna do it and he's like,
all right, well, I just got time to do it.
Yeah, that's a good move too.
Yeah, but even still, I would be the one to go,
oh, no, I haven't done it yet.
Give me like five minutes or five more minutes.
And then the women in the room said,
okay, then that's what he just should have said
and she
would have moved on guys no would she have moved on would she have given him a crap about it what
are you doing yeah yeah board was there the women in the room would not accept the answer that i was
giving because she would have nagged them about it because they could never accept an answer from
men about anything yes it's called it called logic, right, Julianne?
Actually, I don't know what women were in the room,
but they're a bunch of retards because that is 100% exactly why he didn't tell her.
I'm telling you, you give out pre-truths all the time
because you know you're going to do something.
And then hopefully the pre-truth becomes a truth
and not a lie because then you're really screwed.
I would have ripped Kevin a new one for weeks about it.
And that story sounds like Greg was telling a story about Kevin.
Oh, I'm not even kidding.
No, but it sounded like that story was about him.
But you know what?
Our long guy comes every Monday and Kevin never, ever, ever picks up the poop for that guy.
He just rolls right over it.
Dude, I would be embarrassed, man.
I know it is embarrassing.
I love Kevin, but I would be embarrassed. Like, yeah, we have people that go in our
backyard and do stuff. And like, I'm paranoid that I'd be embarrassed.
And I agree.
Shout out to the long guy. They'll just go over that, though.
No, he's great. I love him.
Here's the other thing, too, is that if you just admit it like hey
look I forgot let me go do it you know real quick like I've seen this with my own parents like
sometimes my dad just forgets to do something and you know he'll just go take care of it but then
the next time it rolls around where he has to do that same thing my mom will be like oh hey can you
do this and then she'll and can you do it now which is annoying dude like no i don't want that yeah true yeah i i get i kind of get why he lied like i get it guys do that i
don't know why i don't know if it's the way they were raised or what it is but when i was growing
up i was told if someone asks you to do something you do it right then not when you feel like yeah
it's not like my mom no but i i've learned i've learned that is the better way just to get things done.
Yes, yes.
I asked Kevin yesterday to do the dishes for me, and I asked him in the morning.
He didn't do them until late at night.
Well, that's your fault for asking a man to do a woman's house.
He doesn't do anything else in the house.
I do everything.
Now, I say that now.
Do I do it every time? No, I don't do house. I do everything. Now, do I say that now? Do I do it every time?
No, I don't do it. I should.
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we leave oh yeah it's always awkward when you go to a scott show and somebody asks you for julianne's
milk mama video yeah i talked about it on the pod when you were out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was the only awkward thing.
And it was Woody Show listeners.
And, you know, thanks for saying hi.
And it was great talking to you guys, meeting you guys.
Me and Menace actually met one of them before.
But it was in front of the wife, too.
Oh, wow.
His wife.
And I was like, oh, my God.
That's interesting.
And I said, you know.
What did she say?
She didn't respond.
I think she was down for it.
So, you know, OnlyFans.
All right, cool. Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave? respond. I think she was down for it. So, you know, OnlyFans.
All right, cool.
Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave?
No, I'm good to go.
Have a good day, guys.
All right, Tyler?
As of today, we are officially eight days away from the start of the NFL season.
I cannot be more hyped.
Nice.
Nice. I know it doesn't sound like I'm hyped, but I'm trying to speak this along.
So, let's go.
All right, Eric?
I'm going to use that as we're probably eight days away from us having to change our schedule because of my schedule at work so yeah well again thank you
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