What's New Podcast - BlueChew, Flying Fear, Fantasy Football, Bang Energy Drink and More!

Episode Date: August 19, 2019

On this episode we talk about BlueChew, Flying Fear, Fantasy Football, Bang Energy Drink, Menace's Birthday Month and More!

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my name is menace i do have brett aka bort he is an audio expert for the woody show morning show he handles all the syndication for the woody show he also has a sidekick his name is nick soundwave he also works at fox sports do you not like being called the side no i'm very much a side brett sidekick or board side yeah you're his partner which is also why i have the nickname or part of the nickname soundwave because there's like a sound transformers reference in there and it's a sound wave thing and audio and all that stuff. It's really good. Also, we have Randy. He went and got food for us this morning, actually. I did. I'm a pro, man. And you didn't Randy it. Fast and efficient.

Yeah. At Getting Food, he also handles all the video for The Woody Show. He is a DJ himself on New Earth radio stations across the country. What radio stations might that be? Alt 1049 in St. Louis, Alt 1061 in Crab Radio in Bakersfield, and Alt 98.7 here in Los Angeles. Also, we have Tyler, the board op who runs all the boards for

the Woody Show on Alt 98.7 for Los Angeles in Orange County. I do run the boards, yes. So for the past four days, I was in Des Moines with Woody, Greg, and R County. I do run the boards, yes. So for the past four days, I was in Des Moines with Woody, Greg, and Ravy. We went to the Iowa State Fair. Shout out to our boy, Alex Mack, who took care of us.

Alex Mack? And Jeff, he was there as well for our station, Alt 1063. Thank you to everybody that listens to that radio station and to the Woody show each and every morning. So while I was at the Iowa State Fair, I did that bit that i usually do oh can i get a bite so i go up to random people and ask them if i can get a bite of their food i just walk up and say let me get a bite how'd it

go it went very well a little too well so if you want to see the video you can go to at what's new pod on instagram you can see the video of it at what's new pod now it went a little too well because i've never had this happen to me before i've done it a couple times at the fair and at music festivals and i got hit with bull nuts guys oh rocky mountain oysters yeah he's like can i get a bite of that i literally i thought it was pieces of chicken. No problem, right? I think they're illegal in some states, and then it's legal in other states.

Or they're just not as popular. I forgot I read something like that, because I tried to find some. I bet you did. Well, I tried to find some for Will Greg Eat It. I couldn't find any in LA. You know, I was really thinking when you said, man, I've never had this happen before, this and this. I thought you were going to say that someone baby birded the food into your mouth or something. No, no.

That's where I went. That's Greg's big. Greg loves doing that. Greg from the Woody Show. I can take a lot of gross things, but I don't know why. Being baby birded. But that is too much. That's gross.

I'm throwing hands. So I actually did eat the bull nuts and it was like a weird form of chicken. I always figured it would taste like calamari. No, it was like a weird chicken thing. Did you figure out what it was before

or after you ate it? No, he told me because, oh, can I get a bite of that? Me thinking, looking at it visually it looks like chicken. Yeah, it's bull Bull's Nuts. I'm like, oh, because I knew that they were selling Bull's Nuts at the fair. Right. But I didn't think I would encounter anybody eating it.

Nope. And again, see the video right now at what's new pod on Instagram. Now, if nobody had told you what they were before you tried eating them, do you think you would have figured something Like there's something weird about these things I would just think it was some kind of chicken that was off Now before we get started into the podcast We have a brand new sponsor

For the Woody Show podcast And the What's New podcast It's Blue Chew And I thought I would invite a Blue Chew expert Into the studio right now Seabass Yeah because I was using Blue Chew expert into the studio right now. Seabass. Yeah, because I was using Blue Chew before they even came on as a sponsor, which is why I love having them as a sponsor.

If you don't know, Blue Chew is awesome. It is the same FDA approved ingredients that you would have in your Viagra or your Cialis, but this is name brand. So it's a lot cheaper and it comes straight to your door. You just do a little online questionnaire at Randy, and then you fill out a few things. RIP. And it's all done online. You don't even have to FaceTime anybody when I did it.

Oh, okay. That's my question, if you had to FaceTime a doctor or anything like that. No, you just answer the questions, and then they ship it straight to your door. You don't even have to then get a prescription and go to the pharmacy. Comes to your door in a little brown envelope,

nothing that says, like, attention, blue chew, boner pills. Yeah, yeah. No, it's just a brown envelope. You open that open that up inside each blue chew packet is individually wrapped so it's easy to either keep some at home like on the nightstand take some on vacation uh blue chew rules i i absolutely love it so what are some of the benefits of using something like blue chew versus those weird suspicious pills you find at liquor stores especially for a young whippersnapper like randy who has plenty of testosterone going around.

Well, for me, it's the cost. Number one, the gas station boner pills. You don't know what the hell's in there. And number two, Blue Chew is super inexpensive. Mine's only five bucks a pill, and that's everything all included. You know exactly what you're getting. And again, it comes straight to your house, your house.

You can order it as often as you want. They have like a subscription service that you can either turn on or off whenever you want it so it's just it's got every single upside and none of the downsides it's it's easy to do fast inexpensive that's why i like it so randy just actually just handed me a note i don't know why he didn't want to ask himself but he had me nervous and um he said so is it a there's there a flavor to it or is it just like kind of a gum or is it ingested completely? It's like a chewable pill, kind of like a chewable vitamin or whatever. Like, you know, kind of sweet.

It's designed not to be gross, obviously, because you don't want to be. Now, does it taste blue? Sure as hell does. Now, are blue chews fast acting? Like once you pop it in, how long were you waiting until you're ready to go? Oh, for me, it's almost instantaneous. Whoa. That's crazy.

But again, usually you're popping it as you know things are going to be going down anyway right so that's it just kind of helps speed up and prolong the process and now they're sponsoring the woody show podcast and the what's new podcast what website do we need to go to or do we have a special website yes we do we have a special promo code you just go to blue chew.comcom. That's B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com. Promo code is Woody. Who's getting Woody? There's in the Woody show. Getting it. Enter the promo code Woody and you'll get your first order for free. Just pay five bucks for shipping. Bluechew.com, promo code Woody.

Well, thank you, Seabass, for the breakdown. I'm sure Randy's going to be on the website right now. I'm on it right now. Ordering. It's only 20 bucks a month. Yeah, strong. And let's get back into my travels real quick. Another funny video you got to see online at the Woody show on Instagram. That's at the Woody show on Instagram.

Did you see the video of Greg landing when we're landing in Vegas on the airplane? Yeah, I saw that. He's super afraid of flying. That was a light landing. And you see the fear in his face. Yeah, man. When it comes to landing in planes, I try to keep the tough face. But deep down inside, I get a little freaked out, especially whenever I fly into San Francisco.

Yeah. Dude, when that plane starts descending, the wind there is insane. And I hate it because the last time we landed, the plane was rocking back and forth. And I'm looking around wondering, are people scared? Am I the only one? And I guess I was the only one. I was freaking out. Also, too, you're coming in right over the water.

And it seems like you're 25 feet over the water. And you're going to fall right into it before you get on the runway. I'd rather fly over water, though, to be honest, than land. It's a softer landing. Yeah, definitely. I really do think, though, when it comes to flying, lots of people just put on a game face sort of thing oh i i definitely do because i tell greg greg i'm just as afraid as you are and he goes well you fly all the time and i said yeah but the thing is i just know i gotta do this to get to where i want to go and then that's what i put in my head i always

make sure that i'm distracted i'm watching the iPad. I have music playing. I never hear what the plane sounds like or focus on anything that's happening in the plane. See, I'm different. I've, I love the landing. I love takeoff and I love like, I'm just, I know guys, I'm so, I love watching the window guy. When we're landing, I'll be, I've always want a window seat so I can look out, see the wheels,

see the us coming down and the buildings getting bigger, look over. I love takeoff, a little bump here and there. You're free. I know, I've never experienced crazy turbulence. Oh, lucky. I'm assuming if I ever. You've never experienced? No, so I'm assuming.

You don't fly that much. Yeah, I'm assuming. No, I do. I used to travel a lot for hockey, but if I was ever in a situation where there was like a bunch of turbulence, my mindset would probably be altered. But I've had some pretty pleasant flying experiences to this point in my life. Yeah, so. Freak. I'm a weirdo, yeah.

I could trade you at least two of my flying experiences, and it will change your perspective immediately. Yeah, I flew over the Rockies on my way to Philadelphia this one time, and I was asleep, woke up to the plane dropping, and I feel like when you hit turbulence, it's one of those things where in your mind you just accept the fact, well, if this goes wrong, I'm probably going to die. See, that's the thing. Oh, wow. You're such a glass half-empty kind of person. Think about it. My thing

is if the plane goes down, I'm like, eh. You know what? Screw it. Whatever. I would freak out. I would much rather fly with Greg than Randy now. Why? Because at least Greg is worried about himself. He wants to live. I don't want to live, but I keep wants to live. I don't want to live, but I keep a straight face. You don't want to live? Randy, on the other hand, well, I guess we're just going to die.

Whatever. Hold on. I actually agree with Randy on this. I flew into Phoenix halfway through the flight. The plane starts shaking, and the only thing I can think of is, well, if this is it, it's going to go by fast. What are you going to do? You're 30's going to go by fast. What are you going to do?

Yeah, what are you going to do? You're 30,000 feet in the air. What are you going to do? Yeah, but we're talking about I want to live. No, obviously I don't want the plane to go down. If I die, it's going to go fast. I'll be okay. First instinct, this sucks.

It'll get better. And excuse me, stewardess, can I please get a double shot of Jack and Coke right now? That's a bad idea, Brett. It's when you see the stewardess sit down and that's nothing. You're endangering the stewardess's life just for a drink of alcohol. Alright, well I don't want to start any more arguments, but I think this definitely will.

Now, I don't know how much Bort cares about this, but I don't really care too much about it, but I need to follow it as well. Because Ravy from the Woody show is having me sign up on FanDuel for fantasy football because she wants to play me this year I usually do the pick-ems with her where I know nothing I go okay this person's gonna win you're pretty good those

aren't you yeah I just base it off logos and kind of the stuff that I hear in the background of people talking about football teams like that football team's doing well that one's not now I don't know if I'm really gonna do well in the fantasy football this time around because we don't do as much sports as we did in the past on the woody show so that's where I got all my sports knowledge so I looked it up I found out that football is starting September 5th the first game game is going to be the Packers versus the Bears. You're damn right it is. And I want to ask you guys what do you think about the football season?

Who's going to do well? Who's going to do terrible? Well, let's start off with that first game. That first game, the Packers versus the Bears. Who's going to win? I'm obviously biased towards my team, the Packers. And I do think the Packers, we typically are pretty dominant against Chicago.

We, like he's on the team. He always does this. Every single time. Ask any fan. Ask any fan. Man, did you see how awesome we did on the field the other day? We won so well yesterday. We kicked ass.

We smashed them. You know what? I think I speak on behalf of all NFL fan bases. We are diehard NFL fans, right? I'm not going to take any crap. Whatever. Okay. I feel like the team I root for, the Green Bay Packers,

if Aaron Rodgers is doing good, the defense has always been a little tricky, especially our secondary, because the secondary always gets burned and it's uber ultra sucks. But the Bears have a really good defense. If the O-line can hold them off and Rodgers has a good game, we should easily beat them. All right.

Well, now overall, you guys, Eric, you obviously work at Fox Sports, so you have input on this. Who do you think is going to do well this year in football? Well, I mean, I think the player that I'm watching for this year is Christian McCaffrey. He's a stud out of the backfield for the Panthers. He's a two-way running back. He kind of burst onto

the scene last year. I followed him. He kind of got on my radar because of fantasy football. All of a sudden, he's killing people in the weekly matchups. I think he's going to have a stud year. He has the hands of a wide receiver, but the speed and shiftiness of a running back. As a guy that doesn't know football, one guy is going to carry a team, so that team is going to do well?

He could. I had him on my fantasy team last year in one game. He got me. There's obviously other weapons. You've got Cam Newton, who could run and throw. He's all people I don't know. Yeah, you got a good defense. He's in the NFC South, so he'll probably beat the Falcons twice this year.

Okay, let's tone it down. That was a Falcons joke for you, man. So I took a shot at Tyler. So Tyler, diehard Falcons fan. Yes, yes, I am. Okay, wait. So you're Falcons. I'm a Buffalo Bills fan. Okay, you're Buffalo Bills. Yes, yes, I am. Okay, wait. So you're Falcons. I'm a Buffalo Bills fan.

Okay, you're Buffalo Bills. Randy's Green Bay Packers. Brett, do you follow any of it? Nope. Nope, all right. If you had a team, who do you think your team would be? Well, by default, I was going to guess because Brett's typically a hardcore Atlanta fan. I'm only an Atlanta Braves fan for baseball because my dad grew up in Wisconsin and Michigan

where the Braves used to be. They were the Atlanta Braves fan for baseball because my dad grew up in Wisconsin and Michigan where the Braves used to be. They were the Milwaukee Braves. And if anything, I would have to either be a Packers fan because that's what he was always a fan of. But also, my dad's name is Tom Brady. So it's a good idea to guess which team I would be a fan of. Yeah, true. I feel like being a Patriot fan is such a cop out.

Actually, this makes sense because football fans know the Patriots as the evil empire. What is Brett like? That's true. Evil or Mr. So this makes sense. No, I think I could pick a team for any other sport, but not football. I'm not going to picture Bort walking around in a dolphin's teal or something. No, I picture him wearing the shoulder pads with the spikes for the Raiders with the Darth Vader helmet.

Oh, Legion of Doom. The Dark Hole. Hell yeah. Or the Black Hole. The Black Hole. Hell yeah. Or the Black Hole. The Black Hole. Black Hole, yeah. Well, that's who I was going to pick because obviously the Raiders now, I mean, I'm from the Bay Area.

I grew up mostly in the East Bay Raiders area. And of course, more excuses to go to Las Vegas. So definitely I'm going to go Raiders. Come on. I mean, it makes sense. Raiders all the way. Shout out to Jamarcus Russell. That's my dog, Jamarcus Russell.

Jesus. Yeah. Jerry Rice, who played for a season or two, I think. Russell Rice. Isn't it Antonio Brown that everybody hates? Yep. He's going there, right? Oh, my frozen foot.

Yeah, frozen foot. Brown Rice. He's out for frozen feet? He's out for a few things, I think. He's a head case. Let's just leave it at that. Yeah. Yeah, how long do we got? I don't know if you Let's just leave it at that. Yeah. Yeah. How long do we got?

I don't know if you want this a B podcast to take over. Yeah. He basically after making a big deal about getting a good contract and being in the team he wants to play in was like,

oh, I don't have to play football anymore. Oh, really? He told, he told, uh,

it was like an ESPN reporter or something. No way. I don't need football. Football needs me. Oh, cool. He said something like

that. He's the Brock Lesnar of football. Nice. I got a good contract. I don't football. Nice. That's a good comparison. I got a good contract. I don't have to wrestle. That's a very good comparison.

To wrap it all up, though, who do you think is going to take it to all the way to the end of the season? Patriots, as always. And? Anybody else?

They're really clutch the postseason. Tom Brady never fails. And if Josh Gordon comes back, it's just another staple that they're going to do good.

They're already established. Yeah, but we'll be the other team. Patriots first. I feel like Randy keeps making cop-out answers because all I've heard him say for the last two weeks is, man, the Browns are going to be so good this year. The Browns are going to kill it. You need to realize that the problem with a lot of these teams

is all these superstars leave and go somewhere else. It's their first year. There's no chemistry. The Patriots have chemistry. Everyone's been playing for a long time in a system that worked, that has worked for a very long time. When you have new people, it's not all there yet. The Patriots are already established.

All right, can't even pick up another team. Okay. Tyler. You guys don't even follow football. I'm going to pick my Falcons. The Falcons all the way. It's a cop-out answer, yes, but they're actually that good. They have the best wide receiver.

Oh, please. They have the best wide receiver. Oh, please. They have the best wide receiver trio in the league. Everybody's healthy now on both sides of the ball. Kiss my ass. Oh, my God. So I'm going to pick them for the NFC, and for the AFC, because I want to beat them, I want New England again. Oh, God.

We will reclaim what is ours. We will reclaim. The defense has been saying the same thing over and over again, thinking it's going to change, Tyler. They're reclaim what is ours. We will reclaim. The same thing over and over again. I think it's going to change, Tyler. They're not going to win. I'm not going to go the Patriots. I'm just going to change something. Let's go the Chiefs out there. They got Madden style ratings. They put up 50 points a game and they have a good defense

and you got to score points to win. Alright. Another thing that I was looking at over the weekend and putting together was my birthday month list. If you haven't heard yet on the other podcasts, it's happening at Morongo Casino, October 18th, 21 and up. The very first birthday party that's going to be part of the birthday month.

Everybody's invited. Again, if you're 21 and up, if you're flying in from out of town and want to hang out with the Woody show, just fly into the palm springs airport it's a half hour away from morongo casino but book a hotel room now because they will sell out i wanted to ask you guys though you know i put this list together sometimes it's 15 to 20 different things of things I should do in that birthday month. I usually put down, go visit an office or somewhere, drive a Lamborghini, crazy things like smoke weed with Snoop Dogg. Do you have any ideas that I should put on the table? Because it was kind of hard for me to come up with a list this year. Well, a few of the ideas I had are kind of far

fetched, but I figured what better time to do it than this birthday month. One of the ideas I had being that we have so many clothing brands here where we live and also you have Hella Connections. I thought it'd be fun if you did some sort of collab with some brand here that was willing to do something kind of cool. Maybe a limited release or something for listeners they could buy. Something cool.

Interesting. Yeah, I already have an idea for that. That's a good idea. Okay. Write it down. Clothing collab for the birthday month. Another idea I had being that we have ties with some of the people that work there, and we work relatively close to the studios. Maybe doing a guest voice for The Simpsons. Getting yourself animated in there. Maybe like a small little cameo or something.

I mean, that would be huge, but I don't know if that... We put that out there for years. Reach for the stars. No, no, no, no. If my birthday's coming up, just toss me into a Simpsons episode real quick. Thanks. No, dude. Or any animated episode.

I mean, the Simpsons would be a dream because that's something I've watched since I was a kid. Yeah. I mean, put it on the list. Who cares? Think about it. Cartoon Network's in town.

We have Bento Box in town. I was just thinking about that. Nickelodeon down the street. That's right. And you know who else we have in town? I believe South Park Studios is in town. Oh, yeah. And they have guest voices down the street. That's right. And you know who else we have in town? I believe South Park Studios is in town. And they have guest voices all the time. Man, that'd be huge.

I think out of all of them, South Park could happen. Because they cut everything week by week. Yeah. And they're really fast at it. Yeah. Week by week, Tyler. Did you know that they cut it week by week? It's kind of fast.

Yeah, it's really fast. Yeah, either South Park or... Just the line would be huge, you know that they cut it week by week? It's kind of fast. Yeah, it's really fast. Yeah, either South Park or... Just the line would be huge, you know? Something from McFarlane. Oh, massive, yeah. Family Guy, American Dad, something. Because he has so many and there's so many guest voices. He could do it easily.

I mean, I worship Seth McFarlane, but he has a lot of ties with other radio shows and I think he might not give me the opportunity. So back to South Park. Randy, you're coming out the gate with some good ideas. I'm going to write these down. Now, Tyler, do you have anything? I have one that I literally just thought of off the top of my head.

Okay. The only question is, would you be willing to have something done to you? Why would you? Here's why I ask. Here's why I ask. At the beginning of October, and Brett would know this, at the beginning of October, WWE's going to be

in LA. What if he maybe got one of the wrestlers over here and maybe they put a finishing move on him? Where? On what? We can get a blow-up mattress. A blow-up mattress? We can get a mattress in here can get a blow-up mattress. We can fit one in here. A blow-up mattress? On the freight elevator, we can get a mattress in here. Just get Batista bombed.

I mean, no offense, but we also know Ryan Driller, and Ryan Driller could also do a finishing move as well. Shout out to Ryan Driller. Follow him on Instagram and Twitter. Love you, Ryan. He's a fun follow. Oh, also in town, we have those studios with those crazy Latino shows. You know what I'm talking about? I would think that the Univision drama shows would be even better because what

if it's Spicy Nacho makes Menace go on it and they start drama Jerry Springer style. Yeah. That'd be awesome. The same studios that have a lot of my TV and all those. Okay get on a Spanish TV show. So Bob Brown. Okay. Is Menace

really the father of Jimmyimmy and churro yeah nacho find out tomorrow get on spanish tv okay so so far we have those random things ever

all right so this is what we have do a clothing collab which i think i can maybe make happen i know somebody rip get on south park

get on a spanish tv show somehow super picante rip yeah don't forget getting finishing by somebody apparently oh yeah and do a wwe finishing move or maybe just even record a promo with a wrestler i'm sure we get pitch wrestlers all the time yeah we never have them on we can have them on this podcast yeah yeah that'd be fun all right nick soundwave do you have any ideas okay so what do you think about jumping out of something very high in the sky? Nope. There we go, pass.

On to the next one. Do you know what? You talked about jumping out of a plane. There was something else that I've been putting on my list a couple times, but it just costs way too much money that I would love to do. It's called Zero-G. Have you seen that? It's that plane that you go in and it goes into a nosedive like crazy. And then you become weightless.

It's insane. But it's thousands of dollars. A lot of plane free falling talk today. I'm seeing the ongoing trend here. What if we go to a rodeo? Yeah. A rodeo. Rodeo.

Yeah. And you ride bull. We can just be... The running of the bulls with Randy and Tyler. And you can get bull nuts after. Yeah, for my birthday month, I want you guys to do running the bulls. I'm for sure tripping Tyler. I feel like we're missing some kind of

food for menace, though, or some kind of excursion. I always put on the list nonstop food drops. And last year, they limited it, but I think the limit is gonna be taken off this year just remember what they said last remember what they said in new and uh mean girls the limit does not exist yeah i know right yeah i don't be girls you got a problem i can i don't be girls i love me girls all right well i think we got some good ideas for the birthday

month if you want to chime in i'll put it up on at what's new pod on Instagram at what's new pod on Instagram. And you can do some comments for ideas for the birthday month. Just look for the post. And speaking of posts, there's going to be a lot of posts coming up in the next week of a bunch of different pizza tattoos. I've been looking those up like crazy and there's so many different kinds. It's insane. And if you haven't listened to our past podcasts, we're all getting

pizza tattoos at the I Heart Radio Festival coming up in September, September 20th and 21st in Las Vegas. We've all made a pact to get these pizza tattoos. And a lot of listeners are already saying that they're going to get it done. A couple of our radio friends said they're going to get it done. And these ones that I have found online are amazing. Again, go to our Instagram and check them out for yourself. Follow us at what's new pod. So check those out on our Instagram and I can't wait for pizza tattoo weekend in Las Vegas with everybody here. I want to give a quick shout out to our good friend Kim of Man Kim. She might have injured her ACL again

and she's going to the doctors and you've probably heard us shout out the Man Kim podcast but if you don't know Man Kim the band, they're supposed to be going on tour soon so we're praying for Kim to get well. Kim, we love you and get well soon and if you're

listening to this kim we're gonna do something fun for you now i was listening to the past podcast and we did the hot sauce challenge with randy and i picked up some hot sauce in phoenix and it's incredibly hot would you agree randy especially all put together into a hot sauce cocktail. Oh, that's a great idea. We can blend them all. So when I was listening to the podcast, I was thinking to myself, I'm like, man, how can we make this bit better? How can we make this sound better?

And it was a bunch of Randy just reacting. Okay. Right. It was funny. We have the video to go along with it. Yeah. And it was cool. You can check it out at What's New funny. We have the video to go along with it. Yeah. And it was cool. You can check it out at what's new pod if you missed the video.

But I want to make it better. Randy, are you willing to do part two of the hot sauce challenge today? Sure. You have gone no heads up on this. Yeah. No. Now what I want you to do is we're going to take the hot, hot sauce. Okay.

We're going to feed it to you. But as you're eating the hot sauce, we need you to take the hot hot sauce okay we're going to feed it to you but as you're eating the hot sauce we need you to read some commercials we need you to be a professional radio dj all right read commercials as you're eating this hot sauce because last week it was difficult once i ingested that hot sauce yeah i could hardly talk right okay so we're gonna get ready with this let's get prepared the first one you're gonna read is for our new sponsor, Blue Chew. Okay. See, that's why we're doing this podcast. We're learning to be better

broadcasters. I love it. And we're making the bit better than the previous podcast. Absolutely. I like it. Now, we're going to get the hot sauce. If you haven't seen the hot sauce before, if you're listening to this podcast, you can check out a picture of it on our Instagram at What's New Pod. that's at what's new

pod eric if you want to read off the label to everybody yeah so the the label says habanero hot sauce from hell devil's revenge beyond hell all right now we're gonna pour it onto a chip a spicy sun chip by the way not a regular the doritos layers no you're welcome we're gonna put it on the chip and then right when you eat it we're gonna hand you the piece of paper and we're gonna want you to read the commercial okay okay okay here we go pouring it on the chip all right here we go get a nice little puddle for you that's a good little dabble right there there we go i like what i like seeing what eric considers a puddle yeah okay he's eating it he's eating it okay now here we go. I like seeing what Eric considers a puddle. Yeah. He's eating it.

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Oh, God damn it. All right, one more chip and we got another commercial for you. Ugh. All right. Oh, no, man. We spread out. We spread. It's not as much.

It's spread out. It's eating. It's eating. Eat it. That was a river. The Natsa, the driving one. Okay, all right. Here we go.

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You not only put yourself in danger, but everyone around you. Talk about a buzzkill. Stop kidding yourself. It's not okay to drive high. In the trash can? Here we go. He's already trashing this one. I spit and it all gets me back in the phase.

Stop kidding yourself. It's not okay to drive high. If you've been using marijuana in any form, do not get behind the wheel. If you feel different, you drive different. Drive high, get a DUI. It's like shocking my tongue. Commercial. Have a hot Cheeto.

That should chase it down. God damn it. Brought to you by... Have a hot Cheeto just to chase it down. Yeah. All right. Blah. Oh, God damn it. Brought to you by blah. Oh, oh, oh, oh. The hot Cheeto hit the back of my throat. Uh-oh. Why is it the hot Cheetos?

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Only in theaters August 16th. Ready, PG-13. His tongue stopped moving there for a second. Oh, dude, because what happened was when I... How is it? The hot Cheeto burned the most because when I chewed it and I inhaled some air, I guess a hot Cheeto chunk flew back and hit the back of my throat. Because it's dust.

All right. God damn it, man. That was great. You did good, Randy. I'm highly... I'm impressed, man. That was great. You did good, Randy. I'm highly impressed, man. Dude, you hurt like a bitch. I want all listeners, if they have a hot sauce that they think is hot, oh my God, Kevin, talk. Please.

Send it to us so I can try it. I will tell you what. I will go online and I will specifically order the hot sauces that are featured on the hot ones. And we will test them out for you. Do the gauntlet? Yeah. This brings up a question. I gave Randy a present on the hot ones. And we will test them out for you. Do the gauntlet? Yeah. Let's bring up a question. I gave Randy a present.

Absolutely not. On this very podcast. I know what you're saying. I know what you're asking. Absolutely not. Why not? That's going to kill me. Worth it. We'll have it recorded.

It'll be amazing. What was it again that you gave him? It was a can of the world's hottest peppers, right? Oh, that's right. Hot peppers and pepper seeds. And you can plant them in your backyard and grow pepper plants and then eat more of them. Yes. Do it.

Oh, my lips hurt. You want to wash it down? So I wanted to bring this up. I have a new obsession. Not a sponsor. And apparently it's blown up like crazy. It's Bang. That's right.

Bang Energy Drink. I have Randy go because he is the food go-getter for us. The bang energy unicorn. I'm obsessed with it. It's good, though. There's that one. Is it blowing up around you or not? It is.

I see it everywhere, and I see people posting about it. It is. People are obsessing over it. Is that or rain? Those are the two main competitors as far as that goes. Rain? What's rain? They're being marketed as i i

guess eric nick sound we probably know more about this but i think they're being marketed as workout post energy drinks okay sort of thing so bang and rain are the two hot ones right now and then of course when it comes to regular energy you've got red bull monster rock star those sorts of kings epuree but uh yeah definitely rain and um bang are the top ones for workouts. Do you guys know the tagline for bang? Yes. I love it. What is it?

If it ain't bang, it ain't your thing. No, wait, I thought that was it. You got it wrong. No. Nelly came up with this one.

You don't hold on. Hold on. Yeah. My wife came up with that one. My bad. My bad. Rewind. Rewind.

I'm like, that's not right. It's if we ain't banging we ain't hanging that's a good one yeah that's a good one so that's your new thing huh bang yeah i'm obsessed with bang but i think tyler you were gonna say something about energy drinks what's going on with you and energy drinks um so i i got in trouble with brett about a week ago for uh talking back which i deserved i was having a little bit talking back yeah diva moment yeah i was having a little bit of a stressful week and uh brett has access to the energy drinks that provide us life yeah monster he's like um shout out to monster energy he's like god and they're

my boys the fruit tree and you know all that crap anyways so uh he banned me for a week and i didn't have a monster for a week and actually i've been fine yeah and slight little announcement um i've been going to the gym about two or three times a week wow yeah wow so i don't usually weigh myself when i do i always kind of freak out because i'm like like i know i'm a big dude yeah so the So the last time I weighed myself was right before I started going to the gym. And I knew it was bad because it looked like an area code. Oh, no. It almost went all zeros on you.

Yeah. One of the local LA area codes is 323. My weight was 325. Goddamn. And I was like, wow. Okay, I'm going to start hitting the gym more often. Was cleaning the bathroom earlier this weekend and accidentally stepped on the scale, triggering it to go off. So I looked at it for a second.

I thought, what the hell? I stepped on it. 315. Nice. Good job. I've dropped about 10 pounds in about four weeks. And I kind of looked at it and I was like, okay, I can't stop. I got to keep going.

Started eating a lot more protein as in not red meat, but just eggs, you know, some fish and stuff like that. And yeah, like I said, 10 pounds in about four weeks. This is just a starting point. There you go. That's awesome, man. Nice. And also, you know, energy drink soda.

Everything is good in moderation. Yeah. Everything is good for you. Absolutely. It's not bad for you unless you go overboard. And I know Tyler was very big on the full calorie energy drinks and sodas. And I never understood that. He had four in one morning.

And I was the same way as you. I would go through a 12-pack of soda in one morning at a studio, full calories and everything. The moment I got rid of that and at least went to some diet sodas here and there, dropped a bunch of weight. Yeah, I never understood that. In the fridge, we have zero-calorie options, and he was the only person that would go for the full-calorie option. I never quite understood that.

Was it because of the taste? I think the full-calorie option tasted a little bit better. That's my honest opinion. There's different flavors, too. Was it because of the taste? I think the full calorie option tastes a little bit better. That's my honest opinion. There's different flavors, too. There's plenty of different flavors. Yeah. There's color coordination. And I know that I'm shouting out Bang, too, as well,

but it's just because I have it once in a while. Mainly I do is cold brew. If I can get a cold brew nitro, if that's possible. I have a conspiracy about nitro, by the way. Cold brew nitro if that's possible i think there's i have a conspiracy about nitro by the way cold brew nitro i think it's just like the mcflurry at mcdonald's there's something special about making a cold brew nitro if you're listening everybody you know this i go to multiple places and they go oh the machine is broke or the machine is not available something's going on where the baristas do not want to make the nitro yep there is a specific fast food place that had a grilled

cheeseburger for a while i won't say which one but every time i went they were cleaning the machine how are they always cleaning it it doesn't break all the time yeah but something's going on with the nitro but just to go real quick, the cold brew, five calories. Oh, yeah. Five calories. Cold brew is awesome. Also, I've gotten into a kick with Monster Hydro. It's like Gatorade.

It has purified water in it. No carbonation, but it has a bunch of caffeine. Nice. There's no sugar in it? Nope. If you get the zero one, there's no sugar. You intrigued Randy. You're selling with some sugar.

I know one could argue that coffee is healthier for you when it comes to trying to wake you up. However, I tend to lean towards energy drinks simply because I do not like the taste of black coffee. I've tried so hard to get into it. I figured eventually I'll enjoy it. Nope. Can't do it, man. Give it time. I can agree with this. I cannot get into it.

Ever since I was a freshman in high school, I tried into coffee i can't do it yeah all right well i want to let everybody know that there is more dildar on the way everybody new dildar coming there's a special dildar announcement that might come in about a week or two it's gonna be big so make sure you follow at dildar the alien that's at Dildar the alien there's going to be regular updates with Dildar, Dildar is going to be doing some new content for you get ready, Dildar is taking over the galaxy, I'm telling you right now

I've got to wrap up the podcast but again I just want to send out some well wishes to our friend Kim from Madden Kim check out their podcast at MaddenKim.com also shout out to the boardcast what's up board yeah yeah listen to the boardcast he has new episodes available for you hell yeah also shout out to the nerd out podcast with ravey randy cameron and courtney just go to nerd out podcast.com that's nerd outcast.com. What's up to Cameron's

podcast, Mostly True Opinions with his girlfriend, Katie. Check out Mostly True Opinions. The Joe Coy podcast, go to JoeCoy.com. The Coy Pond, super funny, and it actually motivates me to do more in life. So check out JoeCoy.com. That's J-O-k-o-y.com and click on his podcast what's up to the triwild podcast with our buddy alex mack the ryan hoppy podcast what's up dudes we out here you're into radio and you want to be a radio dj listen to his interviews with radio djs across the country on the hoppy hour look up the hoppy hour podcast. The Sex with Emily podcast. My episode is coming very, very soon in September. So make sure you subscribe now. Sexwithemily.com. That's sexwithemily.com. And of course, a big shout out to the Mothership, the Woody Show podcast. Just

search the Woody Show on the iHeartRadio app or anywhere you find podcasts. I'm going to wrap it up. Does anyone else have anything to say? Nick Soundwave, want to shout out anybody? Say what's up? No, I don't. I don't have any friends outside of this room. All right.

Oh, my God. Randy? I want to shout out the clothing brand and clothing store Uniqlo. All right. Went there over the weekend, man. I was looking for pants that would fit me. I have big old thighs. Hard to find some.

Uniqlo. Dope ass selection. Wait, you can find clothes that fit you at Uniqlo? Yeah. No way. What? Okay. Dicks.

I have trouble. No, I have a problem finding clothes that fit me. It's the biggest struggle finding pants that fit, especially around the thighs over there. Yeah. Do they sell pair of shoes now? Get him. That's a good one. Do you need my JNCO jeans back?

Will those help? No, dude, those don't even fit me. Shut up. No, no. Uniqlo is dope, man. I love that. Yeah, they tailor your pants at the cash register too. What?

Are you serious? Go to the fitting room. They're like, oh, I don't like this. All right. And they make it. They fix the changes lightning fast at the cash register. so they sew two pairs of pants together for you probably that's what i'm looking at getting yeah tyler you want to say what's up to anybody uh actually shout out to my best friend nick for coming up with my pizza tattoo design oh real sold absolutely

sold on us and where did we come up with this idea well eating pizza at Chuck E. Cheese yes really I was there for one of my other best friends his kid turned four so we went to a party allegedly again check out

all those pizza tattoos I'm going to be posting at what's new pod on Instagram at what's new pod Bort you want to say anything yeah just check out

the latest episode of the Bortcast because we have actually me Randy and Eric reflect on 22 years of South Park. Nice. Obi-Wan Kenobi returns. And we get into some of the alien stock news.

Ooh. Including my twin brother, allegedly. Oh, and one more thing I got to do before we leave. I got to give a big apology to Randy. Huh. Randy, i'm sorry i got on you about something on the podcast that you were doing you were calling bort brett and you were calling nick soundwave eric and i listened to the last podcast and i called bort brett the entire time i gotta practice what i preach i'm gonna have to call out Brett right now. Oh, okay. A few minutes ago, he referred to Nick Soundwave as Eric.

Well, here's the thing. The name Eric is dead to me. I'm listening. I've been listening to you guys the entire pod and I don't want to confuse people anymore. So I'm just referring to him as Eric now. It gets tough sometimes. Yeah, it does.

I try to correct myself. I just want to make sure everybody knows who everyone is. We got called out on it on our first episode. Well, who is everybody? Well, if we say Brett, that is Bort. If we say Bort, that is Brett. If we say Nick Soundwave, that is Eric.

If we say Eric, that is Nick Soundwave. Randy is Randy. Tyler's Tyler. Menace is Menace. Yeah. Why are we the only difficult ones with extra names? I don't know. What the hell?

The only ones with names that are nowhere near our actual names. So there's no context clue at all for anybody listening randomly. At least Spidey's close somewhat. True that. Thanks for listening, guys. We'll have another episode for you very, very soon. What's new? What's new with Menace? Outro Music