What's New Podcast - Bort Drama, Cuba, Las Vegas, Alaska and Body Wash

Episode Date: June 10, 2019

What's New Podcast With Menace covers Bort Drama, Cuba, Las Vegas, Alaska and Body Wash.

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody? It is episode 2 of the What's New Podcast with Menace. And I got a lot of great feedback off the first podcast. Thank you everybody. I did get one piece of feedback though that the intro of everybody was terrible. That I didn't really introduce you guys. And I'm just going gonna pull the curtain and just tell you that i actually cut it out because i introduced everybody and everybody's just like hey hi how you doing so i just need your energy level up this time so let me just introduce

everybody off the bat real quick let's recap it i have bort yo now bort he handles pretty much everything audio with our syndication with The Woody Show. If you listen to The Woody Show Monday through Friday on 30 different radio stations across the country or The Woody Show podcast, Bort has his hands in it. Then he has his buddy, Nick Soundwave, say hello to everybody. What's up, everybody? How's it going? Good. No, wait, wait.

Bort, can I get a better hello? We have to define our voices. Hi, everybody. How's it going? Good. No, wait, wait. Can I get a better hello? We have to define our voices. Hi, everybody. How's it going? Okay. Or if this is a better definition, Tyler, stop being a dumbass. All right. And that's Tyler.

Tyler, hello. I am the dumbass. Hello, everybody. Yes. Now, Tyler is our board operator, and he pretty much handles everything for Alt 98.7 for the Woody Show, handling all the boards and the commercials and stuff like that locally in Los Angeles and Orange County. Now we have Randy who handles all of our video and our food runs for the Woody Show.

Say hello to everybody, Randy. Yo, what's up, everyone? Okay. Is that a good enough intro or no? I think so. I think it's a pretty good one. I think maybe when we're talking, maybe we'll say, hey, Bort here, or hey, Randy here. Absolutely.

Hey, Nick Soundwave here. Yeah, that works. Yeah, good? Nick Soundwave. Okay. Anyways, now that we got that out of the way, we all got to hang out on Saturday. We went to the Peterson Museum. Now, it's an automotive museum in Los Angeles that is freaking awesome.

It's like, what? It's like $2 billion probably. It costs so much money to put it together. I was surprised how many cars were in there. I was really surprised because they had some cars from movies that I have no idea how they're still, you know, they're still in perfect shape after 30,

40 years. Yeah. The blade runner cars. It's so clean. I know. It's called maintenance, Randy. It's crazy though.

It's crazy to think that there's somebody out there who's taking the time to keep these cars pristine and clean. Hey, people are passionate, man. Now, the thing is, the reason I'm bringing it up, that we all hung out on Saturday, there's one person in this room that didn't hang out with us, and his name is Bort. Oh, hi, everybody. How's it going? Thanks, Brett.

What happened, dude? I have a very valid reason. Okay. Very, very valid reason. Okay. Very, very valid reason. Part one of that is that I overslept. It was two in the afternoon. What's the meeting time? Overslept.

Brett has the sleeping cycle of a koala. So. Sleeps during the day. Between Thursday through Friday night, I may have slept three hours. Yeah. Maybe in 36 hours. I was supposed to have a podcast meeting for my podcast alone, Rebels, on Friday. That dissolved into chaos.

So I went to a local bar in town, which was full of 70 and 80-year-olds, and I drank my ass off, and I got blitzed. Oh, okay. So I was drinking with 70 and 80-year-olds, which I don't know if you've been to a bar full of 70 and 80-year-olds. Yeah, they get down. They probably have HPV and stuff. Probably.

Was it a country bar? No, they have random house bands every night. So it could be a country band, a rockabilly band, whatever. I just find that so crazy that Bort was at a bar where they were playing country music. What does it matter? It's music. I don't know. I would never expect him to go. I don't picture him listening to Conway County.

Menace. They dedicated a song to one of the ladies there. She was 90. They dedicated the song Knocking on Heaven's Door to her. Oh my god. Why is Bort at a bar with a senior? I would believe Bort. I'm not saying

he's an alternative motive as to why he went, but when you sit in a car with him and you're driving somewhere randomly, he's playing heavy metal, hard rock classic hits. So it's like even on his relaxation time. So you're saying there's an alternative motive that he was at this weird bar. Maybe he secretly likes country music. Nope. Or old people.

There you go. Or, Venice and Randy, you know what it could be? My bar tab was $40 for six of the strongest drinks I could find in town. Oh, I know where you went. These were triple down drinks. Oh, hell yeah. The mixer was food coloring. That was it.

So I was wrecked. Bort, you missed out at the Peterson Museum. I know. It ruled. There were so many cars there that you would love, like cars from Transformers. I know. There was cool Batman. Batman.

I know. Cars, all kinds of stuff and so we all live pretty much in burbank bort uh randy the other two guys they don't live here but so i just figured because i was i flew in from san francisco that morning and i went straight to the peterson museum right right right and i just took an uber over there and i was like oh i'll just get a ride from brett bort or i'll get a ride from randy well randy's the only one there so i asked randy for a ride right he said sure no problem right so why are we leaving and then randy calls his mom on the bluetooth and and then his mom is complaining that he was giving me a ride.

So apparently, he was supposed to just go to Anaheim. Wow. No, no. Right? Here's my side. And then she's like, why are you always giving Menace a ride and all this kind of stuff on Bluetooth and Spanglish? And she doesn't realize that I kind of know Spanish, so I could understand what she's saying.

I told my mom, too. I'm like, menace in the car. She's like, oh, I don't care. Yeah. I'm like, all right. But here's the thing. Dude, this goes back to the thing that we're talking about real quick, Randy. It's okay to say no.

I know you're being super nice, and dude, I really, really appreciate the ride, but I could take an Uber. I was trying to kill two birds with one stone. So my mom was going to Southgate, which is directly adjacent to where my girlfriend lives and menace always buys me food he takes me places he provides really cool things for me he's helped me a lot right the least i can do is take him back to burbank because i'm gonna i can pick up my mom and take her to southgate anyways so that's why i did it i was like you know what he paid for my lunch he's the reason why i'm at this museum my mom has to go to southgate anyways. So that's why I did it. I was like, you know what? He paid for my lunch. He's the reason why I'm at this museum. My mom has to go to Southgate anyways.

So why would she pay 50 bucks or something for an Uber in traffic when I can just take her? So that's why I took him. Why was she complaining though? Oh, it's my mom. Okay, all right, all right. So I have a theory. Okay, so you know Randy likes to appease everybody

and likes to go with the flow and say, oh yeah, I'm down to do this, I'm down to down to do that and really you see the stress in his eyes you see him freaking out mentally i think he uses us as excuses more often than we know so maybe his mom thinks he's been giving you rides every day like yeah probably i mean why why else would she get my girlfriend's brother does that too that kind of stuff right yeah i can see rain being like he's not really giving me rides but in her head like he's giving me like 45 rides right because that's what he keeps on using as his default excuse like oh i gotta help meds with this i used to have a night shift 4 to 11 like throughout the week and i used that so many times to get out of things like oh

dude i got word when i'm like no just make sure don't tweet about anything don't post anything i'm at home like oh dude got a got a night shift I'm like, no, just make sure. Don't tweet about anything. Don't post anything. I'm at home. Like, oh, dude, got a night shift. Can't come out tonight. But I'm at home just in my PJs. I use ravey as an excuse for a lot of things. I'm like, oh, yeah, mom. I got to go record the thing at ravey's.

All right, good. Yeah. Put it on ravey. Yeah, but you actually do that. You actually ignore us for ravey all the time anyway. So what's the difference? That's not true. I don't ignore you for ravey. I'm not done with Bort yet, though.

So Bort. Yo, what the hell? What's going difference? That's not true. I don't know. I'm not done with Bort yet, though. So Bort. Yo, what the hell? What's going on here? So Bort, he blew us off from hanging out on Saturday. Right, of course. We were kind of disappointed because we actually were excited because he was the one that brought up like, oh, there's all these movie cars currently at the Peterson Museum. And it's super cool to check out.

Transformers cars, too. We thought we would enjoy this all together. He blows us off and then the very next day he slaps us in the face and he does this whole montage on Instagram of like 10 photos of his best friends. Dude, who was on there? I thought that too. Did you see any of us on there of his best friends? Here's all my best friends.

I just kept on scrolling left on Instagram. I'm like, oh, cool. There's going to be like the last photo will be us together. You're running out of those little marks at the top. There's only two more clicks left. Okay, maybe the last one. I forgot about that because I had just gotten back from eating sushi and having a bunch of sake.

So I was kind of like, you know, I was a little drifting away. And I saw the post i was like wait i'm like that's weird i don't see us in it yeah whatever it's fine you reminded me yeah he blew us off and then he did a whole post of all his best friends and none of us what it was he was salty he was probably salty because because like we were like teasing him on the text like oh thanks for coming brett so you know Screw these guys. You're not my best friends anymore. Or newsflash, you never were. Or

maybe I didn't see either of you guys post it all day because I posted it the day after technically. I didn't see any photo of me with you guys. No. I didn't post something with my girlfriend. We're spinning now. We're in the spin zone. Now we're in the spin zone. Do, now we're in the spin zone.

Do you guys want an honest answer for that? Yeah. Okay. I had a lot of people butthurt at me this weekend. And I was like, you know what? This is some damage control. But the moment I didn't see either of you guys like it, and usually you guys like my posts, I'm like,

Oh, they're butthurt. Yeah, because we were hurt. They're butthurt. I was also kind of drunk, but I was almost pretty hurt too. All right. Well, we'll move on. Dude, did you guys see that there's a travel ban on Cuba, right? Yeah.

So if you're going to travel to Cuba, you can't go there currently because there's some beef with the administration or whatever. I'm not really getting into politics, but I just have a story to tell. So my girlfriend's mom and dad went to cuba on a cruise just recently and i was walking my house and my girlfriend spicy nacho was watching the news and it says oh current travel ban on cuba whatever and i told her i'm like dude so lucky because they're going on a cruise this week yeah luckily they took that one before or their cruise would have been canceled.

So I was thinking about that. And as I was saying that, I was checking my email and it says, sorry to inform you that your cruise itinerary has changed. Oh, no. I totally forgot that I booked a cruise for next year. That's a ball that had a Cuba stop. And the whole theme of the cruise was Havana Nights and all that kind of stuff. Right, right. Havana Nights. Yeah.

A stop in Little Havana now. Yeah, well, yeah, because the ship stayed there overnight or whatever. And I'm not really tripping off it because it's actually Virgin Cruises. They're new cruise ships. So they're not even out yet. So that's why I booked it for next year. So when it got announced, I booked a trip real quick, totally forgot about it until I got the email.

Wow. And then, yeah. I think that's such a baller move. Well, look, though. Why? Because you forgot you booked a cruise. If I booked a cruise, that would be like the main focus of everything ever. Especially a year out.

Everything I did. I'm just so excited. Dude, if I booked a cruise, everything I would do from that point until the cruise would be for the cruise. Hold on, Randy. I'm going to buy this shirt. You know what? I don't look.

It would make no sense to wear this teal blue button-up shirt right now. But when I'm on the cruise, it's going to make sense. I feel like Randy is forgetting the fact that he buys countless items off of GameStop and Amazon and forgets them all the time. He's like, I forgot I bought. That's not true. I bought some limited edition $200 video game here. You got like white chick Amazon syndrome where it's just, what's coming? I don't know what's being delivered today.

The main culprit is this Twitter page called Fat Kid Deals. And it's always just posting deals. Always just like, hey, here's an Xbox One X for $175. I'm like, you know, I already have one. Maybe a second one wouldn't hurt. That's luxury right there. I need two Xboxes. But that's so crazy, though. The fact that you've got a cruise and you but at least it's a year out though i mean the

travel ban make it like i'm not really tripping i just really wanted to go on the ship so i don't care where it stops it can go anywhere are you so are you doing like the whole caribbean thing so you stop at other parts like yeah oh so like virgin america apparently has their own island so we're gonna go check that out but yeah oh royal caribbean has their own island. So we're going to go check that out. That's so cool. But yeah. Oh, Royal Caribbean has their own like piece of, well, they just opened their own private island too, but they also have their own piece of Haiti, which is really cool. Yeah. It's super dope.

Royal Caribbean rules. It's one of my favorite cruise lines. But Bort, you would have heard this conversation if you came and hung out with us on Saturday, but we're having... Lucky I'm here today because I can hear it now. Bort, you would have heard this conversation if you came and hung out with us on Saturday. Right, if you didn't hear this. But we're having... Lucky I'm here today because I can hear it now. We're having lunch and we brought this up and I wrote this down

because I wanted to bring it up during the podcast. It's maybe a crazy idea. I don't know. I don't have to look at the finances or whatever. But do you know what would be dope is you guys brought up how dope it would be to go on an Alaskan cruise and I want to go on an Alaskan

cruise super bad but my girlfriend doesn't want to go and then we have more vacation time in August and I'm like well my girlfriend can't take any more time off dude let's try to go on an Alaskan cruise yes

just me party of one? Come on! That's the coolest thing ever! What's wrong with you? Would it just be me and Randy or what? Look, my philosophy for life is to always have a positive outlook on things. It's a cruise. It's Alaska.

When's the next time you're going to go to Alaska? Let's be real here. I don't know. Exactly. But the fact that you're on a cruise having fun, that sounds like a great time. My girlfriend's the same way as Spicy Nacho. I'm like, dude, when I won the Price is Right prize for a trip to Alabama, I'm like, this is going to be so much fun. It's something new.

Hotel. To Alabama? Okay, look. I'm just. Well, you hated all that trip. I was trying to bring it out of you. Oh, wait. That was Seabass.

I won the trip to Cleveland. Because my thing was, okay, I had to fly into Florida, then drive to New Orleans, and then this whole big trip. Yeah, but it was on the Florida-Bama shore, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, dude. I hear nothing but great things about that.

That's exactly my thing. My girlfriend was like, oh, I don't know. So when I brought up Alaskan Cruise, she's like, well, is there really a lot to do there? I'm like, dude, yes. And you find something to do. I hear nothing but good things about Alaskan Cruz, she's like, well, is there really a lot to do there? I'm like, dude, yes. You find something to do. I hear nothing but good things about Alaskan Cruz. Also, you get to see, I don't know if it's out that time of year, but you would get to see the Northern Lights, which is one of the natural wonders of the world. It's the only place you could see it.

I would say you get to see dope animals. Well, there's that too, yeah. When was the last time you saw a moose? Or a giant bear or wolves. Probably they have amazing alcohol up there. They probably have some weed that no one's even tried

that's super strong. I'm going to go on a limb and assume that Alaska's higher elevation, so the alcohol probably hits you a little bit harder. Did you just really ask? You're assuming that it's a higher elevation? You do realize it's full of mountains and snow. And you're a college boy. Yes, because the cruise goes on the mountains, Tyler.

Okay, this is the only thing that I've heard about Alaska. Speaking about cruises, I was on a cruise, and I didn't know it wasn't mandatory that you had to sit with people because they pair you up with people in the common restaurants. If you don't go into the ones where you make reservations. And I was sitting with these people from Alaska and they go, you know, it's really easy to murder people in Alaska. What? They're like, yeah.

Yeah. People murder people all the time. And then you find them in the snow and the snow melts. Fun fact, I guess. It's like those weird kids in high school who would say those things. So people wouldn't talk to him. That's what Alaska people. It's a whole state of sea bass.

Yeah. They're just like pretty much like they say that stuff. All right. Now he's not going to talk to us. Okay. Well, let's work on that. Let's try to get to Alaska somehow. Let's just do the cheapest, cheapest thing that we can do to get on the ship.

I'm down. Whoever's down. Let's do it. Look, I know I missed out on the auto museum, but I might be down for this. I might actually make it. Brett is going to stick out like a sore thumb. You missed out on a Saturday afternoon. Now you have to go to Alaska, man.

Yep, that's it. It's mandatory. Even if it's a cruise full of elderly people, it's going to be Brett. They're like, oh, my. I'm going to stick out like a sore thumb. Coming from the guy that wears khaki shorts and flip flops everywhere he goes. I'm going to fit right in with all the old people on the cruise. I don't know what you're talking about.

This is an Alaskan cruise. You're not going to Florida. Brett is dressed like a Halloween decoration. Brett is going to look perfect because he's going to look like one of those people who hit a body in the snow. He will fit in just fine. Exactly. I would assume people from Alaska wouldn't go on an Alaskan cruise. They live it anyways.

He just hitchhiked. Tried to get away. Also, over the weekend i was talking to one of our radio friends alex mack he's on alt 1063 in des moines and we're talking about the iheart radio festival it's happening september 20th and 21st of course all of us were going to be out there and he heard this podcast that's right and us talking about tattoos hell yes he says that he is down for the tattoo as well yeah yes have you guys thought of it he texted me over the weekend he's like hey man i heard the podcast i'm totally down to get tattooed with you i'm like

let's do it i was thinking though like if we do get tattoos in vegas we gotta get something not to be a debbie downer because i want you to get a full on pigeon across your chest. That would be rule. But we have to get something like small and super quick because you don't want to take up your whole day in Vegas. You know, why don't we? I mean, I'm not. I mean, Eric's the one with the most creativity with the tattoos. So I'm hoping maybe he can come up with something creative.

What do you think, Eric? Well, how would we talk? I mean, if we're talking quick, obviously it can't be too huge. And if we're talking like a uniform one, everybody gets the same kind of thing as like an event. Like, oh, look what we all did at the iHeart Festival this weekend. I am not getting that logo. I'm sorry.

Nope. We'll think of something. I'm just throwing that out there. We have like three months until the conference. We really all get like mini Luxor pyramids yeah somewhere

oh hell yeah I actually just thought of something so we're gonna be in Vegas why don't we just get like the card symbols like on your arm so like diamond spade

heart but that's like cliche though we're not part of a gang or something I'm sorry are you popping out ideas I just said the Luxor the Luxor pyramid

okay it's a pyramid like ooh did you go out ideas? I just said the Luxor pyramid. Okay, it's a pyramid. Like, ooh, did you go to Egypt? No, because it's the Luxor pyramid. Okay, okay. Dumb arguments between Tyler and Randy. Save that for another podcast. Okay. But anyways, if we want to do this, I will hit up my buddies at Studio 21 and get us some space reserved.

Oh, that's dope. Because they have multiple people there. I'm too down. I've been overdue for another one. Alright, now speaking of Alex Mack, he does have a podcast that I forgot to shout out on the last podcast, so I'm sorry, Alex Mack. His podcast is called Triowa, and it's everything that has to do with Iowa because everyone thinks it's a big farm town,

nothing to do. And he actually does really really cool like video posts montages of going trying different things like restaurants and things to do there so check out his podcast triowa everywhere podcasts are found it's pretty cool now i have another question for you guys okay yeah do you use body soap by chance yeah actually i prefer the bar i feel like the bar gets more in-depth in your skin and everything like that. Yeah, I feel like the body wash is just kind of like one layer, and it just kind of falls off. What brand?

Preferably, if I can, Irish Spring. I like how it smells. Yeah, hell yeah. Irish Spring is bomb. I grew up on the bar, and I prefer it. I grew up on the bar soap. I prefer, yeah, spring was my my ish growing up but no i can't i'm like i'm a body wash and loofah kind of guy now that that deep scrub

yeah yeah because i know axed for a while for the with the like a body wash bottle they were yeah in that like custom like loofah oh yeah like hardcore loofah yeah the loofah tool yeah i had a loofah for so long once, it kind of just ended up looking like a flat strip of fishnet. And I was like, I need to get a new one. It has to have a ball form and stuff. But yeah. Yeah.

What about you, Bort? Dial soap bar, gold. That's it. That's it? That's it. So I was in Target the other day, and I was running out of lather. And I usually have the swagger

the Old Spice swagger and I decided to change it up now this is not an endorsement or we're not inserting an ad here but Harry's Razors they just got into the body wash game so I picked one up

it's fig smell dude it's bomb I've never actually smelled a fig So I picked one up. It's fig smell. Dude, it's bomb. Okay. I have to check that out. I've never actually smelled a fig. I'm being real with you. I'm being real with you, but I would assume it smells really nice. Dude, I'm telling you.

I just wanted to throw it out there. I just want to give him a plug. Dude, Harry's Razors fig. Do it. It's funny you mention that, actually, because I bought some shampoo over the weekend, some Old Spice shampoo. And I was thinking to myself, you know, like, I always lather my hair up. I do, you know, a nice rinse, and I really take my time with it. But I've never been complimented, like, oh, your hair smells nice.

So then I was thinking about it. Like, how often does the shampoo or the body wash, like, actually stay on you and make you smell good? Well, if you're around ravi, apparently it does. Right. But I honestly, I don't smell it either. Is it the soap that you're putting on or is it the cologne you put on afterwards well here's what is the six around here's the thing who do you care about that has to smell you no i know i know because you're you're making it sound like dude right like oh yeah i think everyone's gonna smell me from the way i wash myself and stuff you know like what i mean is like if if that's the case, then what's the point

of making scented soap? Because my girlfriend or my sister, they wash their hair and you can smell the stuff from their hair, but when I do my stuff with Old Spice or whatever, it doesn't smell like the shit. It might be because we have naturally shorter hairs, guys, so that could be it. Okay, yeah.

Mine smells beautiful when I actually wash it, which is every two weeks. Brett, how often do you wash your hair? Like every one to two weeks. Oh my God. Mine smells beautiful when I actually wash it, which is, you know, every two weeks. But how often do you wash your hair? Like every one to two weeks. Oh, my God. I wash it like every day. Every day. Is that unhealthy to wash your hair every day?

No, you're not supposed to. No. I don't wash my hair every day. Yeah. I think that's urban legend. No, because you're supposed to. It gets like natural oils and stuff that your head releases. You know what's really oil is like between my legs and my sack.

Yes. Like, dude. Yes. That's pretty much what the body washes for again god dial soap it works i have had these thoughts it's all good i've had these thoughts before but it's like how do i even bring this up in the conversation i have to shower in the morning because i run hot when i'm sleepy i run hot like i'm a heater a space heater like so i sweat and if i don't wake up in the morning and shower and get that swamp area of the balls, I just can't go throughout the day. I feel dirty if I don't shower and paint up my balls. I can't do it.

I can't go outside. When I was in middle school and stuff, I could go maybe two, three days without showering, without caring. Now, I can't do it. You know what, though? I cannot do it. Randy gave us a revelation this morning, and I'm glad you brought up this topic, Max.

Okay. He came in and told me and Nick Soundwave, you know what? I don't think I'm going to shower in the morning. I think I'm going to shower at night before I come to work. Well, I've always been a nighttime shower. It's because when I shower in the morning, I feel like it takes too much time for me. With the time I wake up and my stupid speed, it's like I'm better off just waking up, changing, and getting out the door. Maybe this is the problem with no one smelling how good you smell

because it all goes into your bed and your pillow, man. All your scent is gone. It's not supposed to last all day, man. You're on your smell because you don't smell good. That's what's going on, man. No, I'm screaming. Because you reek super hard, dude. You smell like you're on a moldy bed now.

I'm on a moldy bed. I dry my hair. Also, speaking of drying, let's talk towel situation here. Okay. How does it work? Do you guys have multiple towels in your bathroom? You live with like 10 people. He lives with 10 people in his house.

I'm curious as to how that works. Eight. Oh, okay. Wow. Two people died apparently. We have plenty of towels in my house. I put aside a couple towels for myself. So is your bathroom just like a gym locker room just filled with towels?

No, my brothers are really good about keeping the bathroom clean for the most part. How do you have room for that many towels? How many towel racks do you have? I've got hooks on the back of the door. There's eight towels everywhere in the bathroom? Are you one of those families that has those embroidered towels? No, no, no. Are you in a mansion?

Hell no. Because my problem is all my towels are the same color. I went out and got a gray one, so it's mine. But before that, they were all the same color. So it's like after somebody would shower in the house, I'm like, crap. I don't want to use somebody's towel because that's gross. I just bought my dog some towels over the weekend, by the way. Because my girlfriend was like, well, I don't want to use the same towels as

us on the dogs i love our dogs i don't care i'll use the same towels but so we bought these polka dotted towels for the dogs and we and then she's like had this weird obsession with towels recently so we had the towels for the dogs then we have the towels for the bathroom and then she's like i need special towels for the pool so we live in an apartment building right yeah right right she goes i don't want to bring our bathroom towels into the pool area i didn't see a problem with it but now i'm overflowing with towels like tyler you you wash them that's i mean that's a good way to do it also also that's just i don't know it's just my thing where it's like, I can't, it's hard

to bathe or shower when there's not enough towels. I don't know, just because I don't want to use a towel that somebody else has used and put God knows where. Bro, you make it sound like you have a separate towel for your face, your body, like everywhere else. No, I know. You sound like there's so many people in the house.

You're an orphan child that only has one towel and everyone's stealing your towel. Are you afraid to use your mom's towel? Is that what it is? That's what it is. Towels can only be used for so many things. I don't want to put one word. It shouldn't be. That's all.

Why don't you just get a mini towel rack for your bedroom and hang your towel up in there and let it dry and then use it the next day. I might just have to do that. Or why don't you just wash the damn towels for your mom and then you can just have brand new towels. How often do you guys wash your towels? Give or take how many we use once, maybe twice a week.

I don't even know. No clue. My girlfriend does it. Not to be sexist, but she doesn't let me wash anything because she thinks I'll mess it up. That's why. Okay, fine. That's why I wash everything in my place well i remember i used to wash everything since i was like a kid because my mom would mess up my clothes all the time so then i just started taking over but now you know my girlfriend

i've been living together for a really long time she wants stuff done a certain way so go for it knock yourself out i don't care. That's a dream. And Menace, to answer your question though, you never bring pool towels in because they got chlorine, bro. It's going to bleach everything.

It's going to bleach your hair. That's a very good point. Yeah, but I feel like if Nacho's got a dye job going on, he's going to mess it up. Let's just say in this case with the quality of pool and Menace's humble abode, I feel like like that's not gonna be as evident as if you were to go to like some

community pool where it's like super mega chlorinated yeah but i also feel like aren't pool towels typically like larger in size yeah they're slightly larger but i don't care i think oh yeah and thinner too thinner yeah yeah yeah So we're on Instagram a lot, everybody. And apparently Bort, because he loves the showcase, 10 photos of his best friends that we're not on any of those. At Skywarp Saint, at Skywarp Saint, if you want to see how we were just blown off. But is there any Instagram accounts that you guys are following right now?

I mean, there's a few, but most of them, it's kind of funny because there's like a lot of meme pages, but it's almost like there's a meme community because after one page gets one meme, it gets shared everywhere. It's shared everywhere. So it's like you end up seeing like an over-circulation of memes. Every once in a while, you'll find a meme page that has its own individual meme thing. But but then you know another thing i've been noticing a lot too and i mean i get it i understand why they do it but sometimes do you ever see a post that makes you want to like not follow an

account anymore yeah sometimes i see a lot of the meme accounts they start posting like these ads for these clothing brands and stuff and it's like i like download these games and i get it they have to make money but if you do like four of those posts in a row, I get it. If you do four of those posts in a row, then why? You're spamming. It's fatigue, man. Or like they'll have a – I've been seeing this a lot too. Like meme pages will post four posts and one is like four pictures or something,

or four videos and stuff. And it's just – Yeah, why? I don't get it. And then at the end, it's an ad. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. They have to make and stuff and it's just yeah why i don't get it and then at the end it's an ad yeah yeah i get it they have to make money but it's fine is there anything else you're following tyler uh two pages i'll shout out one of them if you're really into sports there's a page called this day in sports clips okay so the guy who runs it will grab like a couple sports clips from like back in the day that happened like on that specific day and he'll throw them up it's got like a really cool nostalgia feel to it

and the other page i'll shout out is called unilad gaming if you're really into video games that's a really good video game page to check out they'll show like uh like for example this weekend they're showing like videos from like e3 and all that stuff like that so it's a really solid page to follow if you're a gamer. I think Unilad is itself a UK company. Gaming is just an off sub-affiliate or something. Bort,

I know you have the Bortcast or is it Bortcast on Instagram? It's the Bortcast. The Bortcast on Instagram. Of course, listen to the Bortcast podcast everywhere podcasts are found you have any other people you want to shout out though yeah you know what i've been kind of obsessed lately i've been down a rabbit hole of nostalgia of 80s and 90s and i found some

amazing pages that share like ads like old magazine ads or serial ads or toy commercials and stuff for like probably everything that menace you and i love growing up yeah and they're called like one of them is it came from the 80s magazine 8bz for 8-bit zombies and 80s 90s childhood memories and these are so cool because it's a toy commercial you were like yeah it's a total flashback i knew that i knew that yeah or like do you remember like nintendo had a cereal and it was Super Mario on half and Zelda on the right and they would combine. Yeah. So stuff like that.

That's super cool. And it's constant and it's like footage I never thought I'd see again. So that stuff's pretty cool. Check them out. Now, Nick Soundwave, who's terrible at social media. Is there any, any pages you want to shout out? Well, it's just terrible social media. And so it's funny you bring

that up so over the weekend you asked me what my instagram was because it's my name eric underscore roberts yeah which i've been um like extradited through a bunch of stuff for the show because of using my name on social media yeah but um you said you asked me what it was and you ripped me for it and then tyler was like oh yeah you still have your stupid your stupid uh ig name and i'm like yeah it's my real name dude like what are you talking about yeah he's like oh your stupid ig name like yeah like okay okay nick i've told you this a thousand times and you'll have to listen to me never take crap from dumbass tyler okay he is the one guy that frustrates me on a daily basis today i tried to ask him something simple, and he's like, oh, I'm sorry, I have headphones on, I'm busy.

What? Hold on, hold on. Tyler, you can't be doing that. I didn't say, I said, hey, I have headphones on, I didn't hear you. What did you say? I didn't say I was busy. Tyler. I didn't say that.

How have we gone over the hierarchy of the show? I'm still working on it. Okay, just to remind gone over the hierarchy of the show okay just to just remind everybody the hierarchy of the show yeah it's like okay um i'll say woody ravey greg me sea bass well no but we class board we classify you guys we classify core members all together yeah it's like it's like a pyramid so it's like Woody on top. I was just thinking about people as they join the show. Oh, okay. But I'm saying level importance, I'll put Bort above Seabass and Cameron. I would too. And then them.

And then, you know, Julianne. And then Randy. And then Nick Soundwave. I love you, but, you know, Nick Soundwave. And then the Instapot. And then the Instapot. The microwave in the studio Nick Soundwave. And then the Instapot. And then the Instapot. The microwave in the studio. The ribs that came from the Instapot.

Yeah. And then my fridge. The fridge. And maybe the dumbass Tyler. Well, hold up now. Tyler. Not that we dislike you. I'm just saying like.

Hold up now. Menace made a really, really good prison cake a few weeks ago. Yeah. So I think that might squeak right above Tyler. Oh, the prison cake. Yeah. Prison cake was bomb. Chimichurro.

They've been staples of the show forever. The towels that Nacho got for the pool. Spicy Nacho. Mario. Mario. Katie. A little bit of ground though by going to the museum.

Unlike Brett. You might be above the museum unlike Brett. Oh, damn. Yeah. A little ground there. Yeah. You might be above the prison cake then. Yeah.

You see that? See that in my back? That's a scratch. Yeah. I'm going to take that, make my hand flat and smack you in the face with it tomorrow

when you do something wrong. So don't worry about it, buddy. You put yourself in this situation. Well, let's go back to Instagram real quick. Is there any Instagram accounts uh nicks and my like yeah my my like top ones i'm always finding myself liking and going down to the feed is a house of highlights it's oh yeah it's a sports highlights one of my everything i do is sports related house highlights

i like uh i get i laugh all the time with uh people doing stuff. Oh, yeah. High people doing stuff. Two little accounts, user-submitted videos, people falling, being too high to function, stuff like that. So sports and laughter is pretty much all I'm watching on Instagram. Yeah, I kept plugging those meme accounts, and I realized I didn't say any of them. My favorite one is... Yeah, I know. Yeah, my favorite one...

Like, what's your favorite account? And he went on a 15-minute tirade about meme accounts having ads in them. And I go, okay, cool. Okay, we're going to get to the one where he shouts out an actual username. He never does. No, he never did. Yeah, my favorite one is my go-to. The gold standard is Hood Clips.

Yeah, Hood Clips is dope. And another thing, too, I've been really into like these these like these artists have been doing videos and stuff but they're really cool because they're made for Instagram like my favorite is Caché Bunny

but it's Caché underscore Bunny and she did some stuff underscore I'm out she did some stuff for Will Smith and it's pretty dope I mean

yeah dude I would love to hear like Menace should like come up like comprise a list of like the like the do nots for social media I feel like that would help a lot like come up like comprise a list of like the, the, like the do nots for social media. I feel like that would help a lot of people.

I did like a list probably maybe three years ago on the show. That should be a thing. Yeah. You should do that. Yeah. That'd be really good. Maybe I should freshen up the list because like, I can't stand when people are like,

Oh yeah, my account is blah, blah, period, blah, blah, underscore period. Menace is social media makeovers.

There it is. Oh, that'd be funny i'm down to do it again i just want to shout out okay this guy i think he's gonna die and i don't want him to die there's an instagram account i don't know if you've seen it it's private it says that you have to be 21 and up to follow it but it steve will do it have you seen that guy oh i've seen some of his stuff man dude never seen it he's just like chugging vodka, like whole bottles of vodka. He's eating like a thousand milligrams of weed.

It is just over the top. Drinking cigarette water. Yeah. Things of hot sauce. But see, it's stuff like that where I'm like, you know what? If I found out this was fake, I'd be happier than if I found out. Yeah, because, dude, dude i'm like this is a super young kid i think i don't know he might die this stuff is all for clout and it's like man like

i don't even know how they still let him put it i know he set his accounts up private but i still don't know how they will see that's why i kind of sometimes think that some of these are kind of fake because instagram at some point's gonna be like dude you can't be doing this stuff like oh don't worry guys it's not like like a whole bottle of Fireball and things like that. Oh, yeah, Fireball. Yeah. True, true. Also, I got a shout out.

Let's Go Grub. Now, Let's Go Grub, that's the homie. Shout out to Eric. Let's Go Grub. Follow him on Instagram. So many good food pics on there. Yeah, Eric keeps trying to get me to go in a food run with him. But I'm like, man, I don't know if I can handle your food runs. This dude's all like

pizza. He's skinny now, though. I know. Before he started the food account, he was like a big old fatty like us, and now he's like skinny. I'm convinced he goes and like pictures and all that stuff, but he forces himself not to eat it to fall like a diet. Dude, I don't know if I can do it. I'll just eat everything. Yeah, I can do it.

Now, on our comments on the podcast, this came up. I can't believe I'm even giving a shout out. But we're talking about the activity app, and we're all friends on the Apple Watch or whatever it's called. The iWatch. Apple Watch. Apple Watch. And we follow each other's activity.

Now, Nick Soundwave, a.k.a. Eric Eric he plays Pokemon Go Bort said that he redownloaded the app now people in the comments were like shout out your codes dude do you shout out your codes?

I don't even know what that means I just downloaded again my girlfriend is downloading again because of these two so we've been captioning it's basically like your user tag or anything. You can send each other GIFs and stuff like that. It's basic, like, mobile game memory.

You're going to hate it. I wonder if I have an underscore in this username. I might have an underscore in here, too. Well, it doesn't matter as long as you give out the code, right? I'm trying to find the code right now. I think Eric knows where it is. I don't even think I have a single friend on this. Okay, there's no underscore menace.

There's no underscore. My username is Roberts11. Roberts11? Yes. Is there like a stink? Roberts11. How does it work? It doesn't give out

like your home address or anything like that? No, no. It's just... Oh, yeah. Is this right here? So you go to your... Yeah, your friends,

add a friend, and then you... Oh, so it's actual trainer code. So it's a bunch of numbers. We're talking about Pokemon Go, by the way, pokemon go my character's name is ricardo rolex what ricardo rolex it's my alter ego for never mind it's a long story okay all right you yeah i found the codes okay you if you want to go ahead yeah so my code is 9120-5859-5125. Repeat that one more time. 9120-5859-5125.

Nick Soundwave. This is killing, man. As I could tell, he's just numbers, just numbers over the air. It's fine. 5709-7236-9299. That's 5709-7236-9299. That's 5709-7236-9299. All right, I'm going to regret this. I already know I am.

But I'm going to share this on Twitter as well. It's at Skywarp Saint. You'll find it there. But 2729-0592-1246. Skywarp Saint. Shocking. It's Skywarp Saint on everything. Kampala, Chaboy, Ricardo Rolex.

Let's go capture some. Ricardo Rolex. Let's capture some Bulbasaur together. Dude, are you working on a hip-hop station on weekends? I have different alter egos. Brett knows the Pablo Pigeon one. And then there's Ricardo Rolex. I don't quite know what the spin for Ricardo Rolex is,

but I'm just going to keep the name. Can we just make that your on-air name now? Ricardo Rolex? Yeah. That would be so stupid. Alright, Tyler. Alright, my code is 6195 1902 2045 That is 6195

1902 2045 And I'm blocking that number right now do as you wish for all you people that are playing Pokemon Go I hope you enjoy and I think that's going to be a wrap for this episode of what's new

with Menace podcast or what's new podcast I don't know I get it wrong as long as you subscribe to the feed it's all good as long as you subscribe to the feed it's all good I'm not really. I get it wrong. As long as you're subscribed to the feed, it's all good. As long as you subscribe to the feed, it's all good. I'm not really tripping off it. I want to shout out a bunch of other podcasts.

Of course, Bort, once again, has The Bortcast. Check it out wherever podcasts are found. And make sure you follow at The Bortcast on Instagram and Twitter. I would appreciate it. Yes, I'm both. You're constantly updating that. That's good. And of course,

Randy, he's also on Nerdin' Out Podcast with Ravy, Courtney, and Cameron. Check out the Nerdin' Out Podcast. Shout out to my good friend, Emily, with the Sex with Emily Podcast. Make sure you download that. She always has new shows for you constantly. And we shouted out Triowa today.

Yes. Triowa. Yes. If you're listening in Iowa, you've got to be downloading Triowa. It rules. Should I spell that out? Triowa? Yeah, Triowa.

O-W-A? Oh, okay. Tri-O-W-A. They have a great episode where they go to Eldon, Iowa to visit the American Gothic house. So that's the- Oh, boy. I'm down. Have you seen the painting?

It's like the dude standing in front of the house with the pitchfork. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's classic. That's it? Yeah. So they went to the actual house. And they have this other episode where Alex, I think, drives with his buddy two hours to

go get Taco Bell for something. I don't know what it was, but- I have a great idea. Let's all go to that house and recreate the slipknot duality video yes and be fully iowaized yes last time i checked i think we're going to the iowa state fair unless things have changed i know that's been on a whole date so uh i'm down tyler's got a van yeah road trips in the soccer ball van might need to take a week off work to get there

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