What's New Podcast - Bort on Corona lockdown, 7up cake search, Online contests and more!

Episode Date: April 23, 2020

Bort on Corona lockdown, 7up cake search, Online contests and more!

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States. And he has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric. We call him E Soundwave on Instagram. He also works at Fox Sports sports so we can ask him any

sports questions that we like we are also joined by randy who works on the woody show morning show and he's a radio dj himself what is up randy yo what's up guys and we have a special guest his name is tyler and he is just oozing with just sex appeal constantly right tyler oh yeah love that intro keep doing that please oh. Oh, wow. No. Never do that again, ever. Anyways, dude, I want to talk about this. Bort, a.k.a. Brett, on lockdown right now due to

Corona. Dude, this is bullish. Yeah, if you listen to the WISHOW morning show, Bort was not allowed at work today because he was just in the area of somebody that might have been in contact with somebody else that had the coronavirus this is epic nonsense this is racism prejudice against me it's just so asinine the person who was potentially infected who i was still six feet

away from by the way and still wearing a mask has to go get a test then we have to wait for his results if his results come back positive then i have to get a test if it comes back negative every other person including me that was flagged gets to come back to work now my question is why didn't you go just get a test done i don't trust anybody i don't trust these drive-through tests i they're giving out these free drive-through tests and parking lots yeah i don't trust what these alleged doctors are doing or these medical people i don't see their credentials unless i could go to a doctor that's like mine or something man i don't know what they do with those swabs oh so you think you're gonna get infected by just going i yes i i unless it's like an actual trusted source man i think this is more sketchy going to get a test.

I'd rather not have to go get one, man. Do you know what? I kind of feel the same way. I'm like, I kind of don't want to go to like some random place. Does anybody else feel the same way? Why would you go to a hub where everybody who thinks they have it come to meet? You know, like, let me know if it's negative. I'm not going to go to a hub where literally everybody who's sick or could be sick goes and hang out for a couple hours, you know?

I saw something on TV today that the at-home tests are going to be available soon. Like, they got approved by the FDA. So I'm down with that. See, I'd much rather do an at-home test because I'm going to go along with what Eric just said. I don't want to go to a drive-through test with all these other people, especially if I have no reason to. I'm going to be sitting there waiting in a line forever. I'm not doing that. You're not supposed to go unless you have symptoms, though.

Like, just going at the drop of a hat. Oh, okay, okay. I know, so everybody's in line who think they have symptoms, and then the windows are open, and it's flying everywhere. Dude, and think about the symptoms that they've said. Or if you have a cough, that's symptom um dude it's allergy season oh if you if you can't find yourself breathing uh or

have chills um dude everybody is having panic attacks on a daily effing basis every single symptom is like a basic thing there's no like everybody's gonna be there like why go and then i saw some weird thing about toes today. Like, Assange, you have corona. Oh, screw it. Well, let's talk about something happy, and hopefully we'll get you back in the studio soon. Dude, seriously. Oh, I got the new happy bed.

You guys got to hear a preview of it. Here we go. All right. It's the happy bed, everybody. I feel like we're strolling. You know, a skip sesh down the sidewalk, maybe towards the beach. Yeah. This feels like a bed that would have played while you were high on 420.

I know. And speaking of 420, I want to ask you guys about 420, but I want to rock out to this right now. Now, if you don't know what a bed is, that's what radio people say when they're playing an instrumental. They're like, hey, can we get a bed or, you know what radio people say when they're playing an instrumental, they're like, Hey, can we get a bed or,

you know, some just beats in the background while we're talking. But that's my new favorite bed right now. Anyways, four 20. Did anybody celebrate? Nope. Nope.

Eric. I mean, I'm not going to say I didn't. Okay. I'm legal. I had the day off, you know, I might've relaxed,

enjoyed some movies, hung out, you know, with my fiance. I didn't actually celebrate four 20 until late in the day off. I might have relaxed, enjoyed some movies, hung out with my fiance. I didn't actually celebrate 420 until late in the day because we had a bunch of emergencies because our building got shut down

and we had to change around a bunch of different things. So late that night, I smoked and watched the Jordan documentary. Well, I mean the Last Dance documentary about the Chicago Bulls. Have you guys watched any of that stuff? I actually did watch the first two episodes and I absolutely love it. Yeah, it's still right. I think it's very well done I like how they go from the last season

Which is what the whole documentary is about to flashbacks then bring it back to the last season towards the end of the episode It's really well constructed It's I mean, this is gonna be end up being like Emmy Award winning Like this is going to be, end up being like Emmy award winning. Like this is really, really good. The hype for it was crazy when they first dropped the first commercial, cause you saw exactly the star power, who all was going to sit, you know, you got a glimpse of players like Curry, Kobe, Phil Jackson, you know, legends in the sport. You had Barack Obama sitting down in just the commercial. So the hype for it was already like through the roof when it first got dropped, you know, first the information started getting leaked out for it but then i think the timing of

this like this need and thirst for sports man it only this elevated the roof for the hype i felt like people were getting ready for a playoff game it was just for the first two hours of this 10 hour documentary and then on top of that which i think is so intriguing is all the drama that was happening you know while these guys are playing their game you know with the management and the owners and all that kind of stuff i couldn't believe how much crap was happening when these guys were a championship team you know you would think they would just leave them alone to be perfectly honest i believe it there's no team that that that's that good that just flows that easily it's it just it never happens well it happens also

with the woody show no matter how well we do you know somebody always has something to say well that's the thing i mean that's the thing when you got people who are professional you know they they strive for greatness so they're you got to keep people in check and you got alpha males or you know people who are good at their craft they're just going to kind of poke and prod and always be trying to i guess in the long run you know benefit the whole but they're going to ruffle some feathers on the way and that's exactly what you're going to get with michael jordan the alpha of alpha males and you got you know he's not playing with a bunch of bums you got pippen you got uh you got rodman uh you got curse so these are all guys who are successful and the best at what they do so they're going to

fight i mean there's a crazy story legendary story about michael jordan punching steve kerr in the face during practice like fights happen all the time. And of course these guys are not, they're going to push each other and fight for the ultimate greater good. And speaking about sports, if you listen to our previous podcast, we have a new side project. It's called tailgater sports. And it's all about, you know, sports news and tailgating culture and just funny stuff involving sports and all you got to do is go to tailgatersports.com hit subscribe and make sure to follow the instagram page because instagram page has a lot of funny stuff on there and tyler randy and eric

are going to be having a new episode dropping any moment now right yeah we should that should be dropping at some point after this one um we're recapping the trade that went down that got Gronk into Tampa Bay with his buddy, Tom Brady. We're going to talk a little NFL draft, just football shenanigans with Randy and Tyler over here. All right, good. So again, make sure you subscribe. Just go to tailgatersports.com. And I can't wait to really ramp this up because we have a bunch of plans. Just look out for it. I'm telling you, it's going to be dope. KelgatorSports.com.

I have another question. Have you guys gained weight or lost weight during this quarantine stuff? I've been tracking my weight lately. I initially lost 12 pounds. Nice. Then I gained nine pounds back. Oh, no. And now I'm back down another five pounds.

Have you guys been doing a yo-yo or did you just put on or did you lose weight? A lot of people are saying they're losing weight. Yeah. When I started, I was doing pretty well losing weight, but these past few weeks, this has been grueling with school, uh, doing stuff around the house. Now I'm just, I'm plateaued. Like I haven't really been gaining weight, but I haven't really been losing weight. I'm just steady where I was at you know we've been talking about tyler doing his 15 push-ups a day how's that going okay so it was one day it was one day and that's it that's as far as i know yeah i do i'm actually here's the thing i'll end up doing them but the thing is is that what to be perfectly honest my sleep schedule has been all out of whack. It's been absolutely ridiculous.

There's been some days, even on the weekend, where I'll be in my bed by 11, and I stay awake until 6 in the morning. I can't fall asleep. So, I mean, I lost a little bit of weight. I feel like I gained a little bit back. It's been more of like a back and forth thing, like Mena said. Like a yo-yo, yeah. Yeah, but I think mine is more like water weight

because i know i've been drinking a ton of water while i've been home and i feel like i haven't eaten as much as i normally do so i think it's just like a lot of water weight that's going on with me okay so why can't you do 15 push-ups oh because i'm too tired because i don't get sleep a nice size busted elbow or you know the out of shapeof-shape or the 15 in 15 years. It's an old sleep schedule. Yeah, football injury still bothers them. They call it turf elbow. I have a buddy who started a website.

He had an MMA gym. Well, he still does, but it's closed down right now. So he started this website, and a lot of people out there, they're trainers or they own gyms, and they're trying to figure out a way how to keep all their members going and keep them working out. And if you want to start it on your own and let your members, or if you're a trainer, or if you just want to take a class, it's called twine.video, twine.video, just www.twine.video. It's super dope. And it's allowing like gym owners to still monetize their members and have them keep on working out. And it's super easy to use.

I think I'm going to try out, uh, an online class to keep going because I can't sit around and just like gain more and more weight. That's dope, man. That's dope. Whatever you got to do to keep going, man. Cause like everybody feels so, like, locked in. Like, I finally went for a walk yesterday, and it was the first time I'd seen the sun in six days. Yeah. And I feel my hair shriveling up. I just feel so

disgusting. So pale. Yeah, just so disgusting without moving around, without, like, getting sunlight. I even went and bought vitamins. That's how, like, bad I feel. So, we were talking about working out. I will admit, I am on a special search for a cake. Now, I read online about this cake. I know there's recipes for it, but I want this certain cake, and it's a 7-Up cake. Now, you can make it yourself.

They have the recipe on the official 7-Up website, but Walmart has an official 7-Up cake and I can't find it anywhere. I can't even find it on the Walmart website to order it, to have it sent to me. So if anybody knows where to find a 7-Up cake, I would love to get it. Or I'm just going to have Spicy Nacho make it for me. So the cake itself is made by a company called Cafe Valley Bakery. Yes. They sell it through Walmart and they're located out in Phoenix. And apparently, I think soda cakes are one of their specialties because on the website, or at least, you know how when you go on Google, it gives you some pictures that people have taken?

They also make a big red cake. So they might have an assortment of cakes just based around the soda. Wait, can you order from them directly? I'm not sure. I'm on their website right now. I'm sure you can. Let's see. They have locations I'm on the website right now. I'm sure you can. See, they have locations. I'll tell you what,

Menace, look, I got time. I like taking long drives. I'll go to Phoenix and pick up some cakes, dude. I'm down. Give me a 7-Up cake. There's no way you'll go to Phoenix. I will go down to Phoenix, go pick a 7-Up cake and bring it back. I'm not even kidding. Alright, dude, I'm going to send you the phone number,

and you have to call them. You send me the phone number, you guys send me the money, I will make the drive to Phoenix, go pick it up, and come back. You're lying, man. There's no way you do that. I will do it. Are you serious? I swear I will do it.

I'll probably take one of my brothers so I'm not alone, but I will do it. We're making this happen, people. Ever since I've seen this 7-Up cake cake online i can't stop thinking about it do really do we trust tyler to drive back from phoenix to los angeles with a cake fully intact buy a second spare cake because that's not coming back without a bike if i bring one of my brothers with me i'll make sure that they hold on to it they'll be good i'll be honest with you man if something goes wrong and you end up stranded i'm not getting you i've driven from southern california to phoenix no problem it's actually pretty quick maybe six hours i've done it in six hours flat yeah you could fly there for about 90

bucks and get stuck i have done that i have flown to phoenix really short 45 minute flight tyler likes to go to like 20 stores in one day why don't we just have him do a tour of southern california it's a different walmart that's what i'm thinking i'm like he's gonna pass maybe 8 000 cakes on the way to phoenix oh yeah so the seven up cake has been on my mind and i had this flashback of when i used to live in my car in san francisco and i would park by this hostess outlet do you know those where like they sell discount bakery stuff? I had one by my house growing up. I had one by my grandpa's house growing up. I used to go there all the time.

My question is, do those still exist? The one that I used to go to as a kid is no longer there. It's now a CrossFit gym. There was a second one that I went to with my mom within maybe, I mean it's not recent, maybe three or four years ago. I know there was one since the last one that I knew of but I don't know I haven't seen any recently the one I used to go

to as a kid as far as I know it's still there I am currently checking online right now to see if it is still there and it is currently still there it is at 480 South Vale Avenue in Montebello California nice and it is an intimate still goes to Montebello, California. Nice. And it is an Entenmann's bakery. That's the one my mom still goes to. Montebello. Yeah. It looks like an older building. Oh yeah. Yeah.

It looks like a brick firehouse type building. Yep. Yep. I mean, I survived off the Hostess discount store. You know, you would get all those little tiny donuts for 50 cents. With a seven pack of honey buns for like two bucks. I know. I know.

And I was wondering, I was like, I haven't seen one of those stores in forever. I wonder if they still existed. Yeah. It's kind of ironic that the one that I went to growing up is now a CrossFit. So you go from all the donuts and pastries and stuff to a bunch of meatheads, you know, boxing in the parking lot. Yo, so I'm on the website right now. And apparently it doesn't just stop at 7-Up Cakes.

They've got 7-Up Cake Bites. They've got Dr. Pepper Cakes. Oh, yeah. A&W Root Beer Float Cakes. What? Oh, hell yeah. Pink Lemonade Cakes. And then I saw one down here.

It is a Crush Grape Cake. What? Crush Cake? Oh, my God. I'm going to Phoenix. I've gone. Bye. Bye.

I'll leave right now. Dude, I need all of them. So apparently, you've got a few soda cakes, man, they've got a few of them Oh, hell yes I'm surprised as to how many they have I will say it again right now, you guys You send me the money Randy just texted me the phone number

I will leave tomorrow, I am on my way Venmo, Venmo all day I got you, I got you Yeah, I want it Do you know what also isn't available where we live? It's freaking White Castle, man. And it's really upsetting me because I saw a tweet from White Castle the other day. And it said, today we celebrate in 2002, a Hollywood director reached out to us to make a movie about an adventure of going to White Castle. Okay.

Since 2002, you've been known nationwide. Why aren't you in California? I don't know. Why? The ground works light for you, man. That was free advertising. Everybody knows who you are. Dude.

I don't know. There is legit a White Castle at the border of Nevada and California. Why aren't they here yet? Why? Dude, and who doesn't see the one on the Vegas Strip every single time they're in Vegas? Blaster looking at White Castle going, why am I not eating that every single day?

That is the first place I go to every time I go to Vegas. We hit up the White Castle right there. I was so much better to eat in Vegas to go to White Castle. I'm sorry. I don't see White Castle flowing around my neighborhood. I'm going to the one in Vegas. I'm sorry. I know there's

a trillion places to eat, and I agree with you, Eric, but you can fit it in a White Castle meal while you're staying in Vegas. I'm going to get this out there. Let's get the shaming out of the way. I've never ate White Castle. Oh, really? Stop. Don't hate it. Again. I've never ate White Castle. So there's that. Oh, really? So I'll get to speak on it. Don't hate it. Again. No, I didn't trash it. I did not trash it. I'm just saying there's gotta be better food to be your first stop in Vegas. I prefer the bar, but you know, White Castle.

I will say though, as, as someone who's had both the frozen sandwiches and the actual stuff from a White Castle, I feel like as far as companies that freeze their product White Castle by far the best quality yeah if you can do it right it's good yeah well even if you don't do it that good though I mean well I mean depends on what you consider have you know quote-unquote good don't do it good like you burn it to a crisp pretty good no the thing is decent it's all about not drying out the bun when you're cooking the frozen one you have to really follow the instructions to make the bun soft because if you don't make the bun soft Then it's like hard as a rock dude. I ain't boogey. Just throw it in the microwave pop it out. Let me

Is life dude White Castle, I will never forget Being in Vegas with my cousin during his bachelor party. We were drunk as hell in Harris. We split a 20 pack of burgers, just the two of us. Hell yeah. Dude, I was so drunk at the White Castle last time in Vegas. I got tagged in photos with some listeners later. I go, I don't remember being in White Castle or meeting those listeners at all. Oh, I saw in the group chat that you guys were talking about the all-in challenge. So like if people don't know what the all-in challenge is, it's like Omaze. Now, if you don't know what Omaze is, it's basically a charity website where you can win cars or experiences or hundreds of thousands of dollars. The majority of the money goes to charity.

So Omaze has been around for a while. I enter Omaze contests all the time. And then this all-in challenge thing popped up just recently, and they have a ton of experiences on there that you can contribute to to try to win that will go to charity. Now, do we have any all-in experts on this? Because I entered, but know, like you said, it's a bunch of fan experiences once in a lifetime, you know, really and then on top of it gets a dinner with tom brady and 10 friends after and tom brady's game worn jersey and cleats from his first game as a buccaneer so that one guys is an auction again the last time i checked on it which was a couple days ago it was already up to 775 000 dollars highest bid so and that was with six or six or so days left. So I'm assuming that it's going to probably push up into a million then. So, okay. I don't like the bidding stuff because then like rich people always win that kind of stuff. I do like, I like the $10 entry things. Yeah. Yeah. So they do have the sweepstakes is what they call them. So you get a, you know, incremental entry. So it's like

all of this goes to COVID-19 relief. It goes to like Feeding America, Meals on Wheels. So 100% of the proceeds go towards, you know, a good cause, which is why these celebrities are encouraged to challenge their friends and stuff like that. Like I think Brady challenged his wife and Todd Gurley to contribute their own package to be bid on or entered in the sweepstakes. Now, did you enter any? No, I did not. I did not.

But I think we do have somebody who did. I didn't do any auctions, but I did do some sweepstakes. Now, did you enter any? No, I did not. I did not. But I think we do have somebody who did. I didn't do any auctions, but I did do some sweepstakes. All right. So the sweepstakes that I entered and I didn't share this with anyone. One of them actually, I think Menace said that he thought Greg Gorey would do it. And I did it because it was the first one I saw. And I was like, why not? And that is the walk on role in a Scorsese film with DiCaprio and De Niro. So I did ten dollars. So ten entries for that one. I don't know. I just thought, you know, I really don't know what this entails, like what a walk-on role would even be in a Scorsese film, but I was like, why not? You know, 10 bucks. And then the next one I did, this one is because I love playing video games so much. I chose a become a pro gamer for a day with the Minnesota rocker. And so that's the Minnesota

call duty professional league team that's up there. And I did, because why not? I'm like, you're going to be a pro gamer for a day. Yeah. Whatever. Plus, you can't really feel that bad about buying any entries because all the proceeds are going to such a great cause. This is what I entered. Okay.

So this one is more for my fiance, Spicy Nacho, but it was golf with Justin Timberlake and Bill Murray. Oh, man. I saw that. I thought of her, too. I saw that. I also did the walk-on role with DiCaprio, and then I did the walk-on role with Kevin Hart in his next movie. I saw that

one, too, yeah. And the last one I entered was, and I thought this was really cool, get a day one contract with Mark Cuban and the Mavs. I did see that. That was pretty cool. I am going to point out, because I know a lot of people love this TV show. There seems to be one that I don't remember seeing last night and I'm seeing it right now. The one where you meet the entire cast of friends. Yeah. I saw that one this morning. Not really my jam, but I immediately

thought of Gregori from the Woody show. Oh, he would love that. He would be all about it. I have some other news that you guys don't even know. There's this Omaze thing, and then there's the All-In Challenge, but there's another one launching very soon, and The Woody Show is a part of it. I can't give you the details yet, but it's going to have a ton of it we can't give you the details yet but it's gonna

have a ton of experiences that you can enter to win on and it i can't wait to tell everybody about it it's gonna be awesome experience number one dinner with randy yeah experience number two drive to phoenix with tyler to go pick up a bunch of cakes yes i'll pay a grand for that oh hell yeah that'll cover my transmission fee if it blows How much would you pay for that experience It's gonna be big man they have some Big people backing it so I can't wait to Give everybody all the details on that

So keep an eye always on Our Instagram at the Woody show on Instagram And at what's new pod On Instagram and menace Soundwave sky warp saint We have all that stuff up for you at what's new pod on Instagram and menace, E sound wave sky warp saint. We have all that stuff up for you at what's new pod and click on links. And hopefully there'll be, I think we're going to have a decision on that pretty soon within a couple

of days. Oh yeah. Also speaking about online stuff, any of you guys still using Snapchat? Um, no, no, no.

Yeah. I got a new phone and I couldn't sign back in and I'm like, eh, not worth the three download. A couple of friends that are still using it or relatives and stuff. So like maybe I keep the app for six people probably in total. It was crazy because I was reading the tech blogs and they said that revenue is way up and users are way up. And I go, who is still using Snapchat? Think about it though. Think of all the high schoolers, middle schoolers. You would think they went to TikTok. Yeah, but I feel like the only one thing that Snapchat has above that is the whole, unless, I mean, I don't use TikTok, the whole messaging thing, you know, you send a picture, you send a message and then it's gone. You know what I mean? Like the

confidentiality behind it. Sure, you can text someone something, but you know, I feel like nowadays people just, they just communicate through the apps, you know what I mean? So. Let's say what Randy's really trying to say say there's a lot of thirsty people out there and they're stuck in their houses and they don't want history of these photos or whatever and i mean snapchat was the original burner social media you know that's where you did all your promiscuous stuff because it was like randy said it's there and it's gone but i mean so many people nowadays have ways of recording screens and stuff i don't even know why people would chance that if that's i know what's actually driving people you know well also on snapchat you can make money off of it too you know it's true as a user yeah you just say hey you want to see nudes you can put money through the app oh it's through the actual

app i thought it was through like you pay and then you get a password i didn't know it's through the app no it's through the app you can send money to was through, like, you pay and then you get a password. I didn't know it was through the app. No, it's through the app. You can send money to people. That's pretty smart. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's been around for a while. That's why they have the little Snapchat logo. See, I knew about the premium snaps and stuff like that.

I just didn't know it was actual through the app like that. I thought it was, hey, shoot me 20 and I'll send you the password or the invite to my personal whatever premium snap. Yeah. And then Tyler's going to release his soon. We'll be lucky if he even talks to us anymore because Tyler's going to release his soon. So, you know, we'll be lucky if he even talks to us anymore because he makes so much money. I thought Tyler was starting an only fans next week and that's where all

fans, all fans, all fans. There we go. All fans. So I wanted to ask you guys this question about, okay, when the quarantine is over 60 days from now,

30 days from now, and they kind of lift restrictions, what do you think is going to be the go-to thing that people are going to do first? And my idea is people are going to camp because look, you can go out, have fun. You can be out in the woods. You're not going to be in a large gathering. You'll be safe from the Corona. Let's face it. Concerts aren't going to come back this year. I don't believe. Not big ones. I don't believe. Small ones. Yeah. But not big ones. Yeah. I don't think massive aren't going to come back this year i don't believe not i don't believe small ones yeah but not big ones yeah i don't think massive events are going to be coming back

so i think camping is going to be happening camping you have like an already established perimeter for the most part if you're in a camping plot stuff like that people aren't just going to walk through your plot of land on the beach like some people are going to rush back and yeah you can't unless you're walking around with a bubble, you can't really enforce the distancing thing. But camping makes sense because of, you know, you're assigned a plot. He don't come in my area, you Rona, you know, whatever. So I mean, that makes sense. I mean, that's why I wasn't sure when people rush back to the beach and obviously the people rushing back to the beach, aren't worried about the distancing thing. So I guess that's thrown out, but camping, I guess is you have the moats, I guess, away around your castle. Yeah. And I was thinking, I was like, okay, am I

just having a high thought? Am I right? And so I did some Google searches of what people were searching for. And California is number seven of people trying to camp during Corona. Number one was Arizona. Well, an offshoot of camping also menace. People love to go boating. They love to go on boats. They like to rent boats. Yeah. I was thinking that too. And if you do it with your family, it's a close knit amount of people and you don't need to necessarily be six feet apart from anybody. And you can do that. You can go fishing. You can go on a little boat trip somewhere, you know, cruises aren't going to come back. So people are going to need to get out and go on the water. A lot

of them hang out. Yeah, jet skiing, all that kind of stuff. I wonder about the Airbnb situation. Do you think that's going to boom just because people rent one house? Yeah, I think so. I think so. And it's going to be party houses, like nonstop. Yeah, I think Palm Springs, California is going to have a boom, which

is crazy because it's full of old people. And if people still have the coronavirus, I think Palm Springs is going to get hit hard, man. Oh yeah. They're going to open up those Airbnbs and people are just going to have their own little mini parties and it's going to be a little Corona party. And they're going to go to the local store to get more beer or whatever and disinfect everybody. And I don't know. I still see a huge second wave once they start freeing up places that you can go. Man, think about the different meaning a Corona party would have had like eight months ago. I know. You invite me to a Corona party in Palm

Springs last year, man. I'm there. Hell yeah, bro. Sign me up now at a Corona party. I'll pass. Sorry. Yeah. So I had another high thought the other day. I don't know what your guys' first cars were. Oh, dear God. A 1992 white Honda Accord that got stolen twice while I owned it. Nice. Of course. It was lovely. It was a great car to get me from point A to point B. Only paid $300 for it. The first time it was stolen, it was parked right in front of my house. I was sitting home. My mom comes home from picking up my brother at work. It's 1230 in the morning. I'm watching TV. And my mom says, where are you going?

And I text her back. I said, what are you talking about? And she said, where are you going? I said, I'm in the living room. And she says, your car just sped off. And I ran outside. My car is gone. And I freaked out.

They ended up finding it in south el mani they took it for a joyride but they stole the radio i was pissed i was so mad dude i had a white hunter accord for a while too it was a stick shift and i lived in san francisco and like trying to get up those hills and i was still learning stick and i had to get rid of it man it was such a pain in the ass because you know those those hills are almost vertical. And if you don't really know how to use stick that well, you're like, you're burning the clutch like crazy. Or you're going back down that hill. Yeah, no, you're, you're rolling back and there's cars right behind you on your ass. It's the worst. My first car was a 1997 white Volvo S70. I don't

even know what that is. It got me to where I need to go. And, you know, it was a reliable car, man. It lasted me two years. I had a 2001 Kia Rio, a little green one. We called it the Turtle. It was passed down from my grandma to my brother and then to me, popping around in a little Kia. Now I'm back to the Kia family now, too, with my Kia Soul.

I would say my very first car I had for a half a day was a volkswagen rabbit oh hell yeah such a piece of crap that we returned it that day and then i saved my money for another year and a half and then i ended up buying a brand new 1998 honda civic a vp a special edition where it actually had power locks but not power windows which made no sense dude no power window sucks when you have to roll down your windows and then when you roll want to roll down the passenger window or roll it up because you're getting on the freeway oh what a nightmare the car i'm driving is my first car i'm still driving my first car guys 13 way really okay yep i we got in 2006 i've been driving it ever since it's my little my little black tiny

effus so it's it's pretty rad man like the car is built tough it's uh and it has like a timing chain on it so i've never had it like have any major problems for me man it just keeps on going keeps on trucking wow are you gonna be sad when you have to give it up one day what do you mean give it up man i'm gonna push it down the street albany style i ain't giving it up one day? What do you mean give it up, man? I'm going to push it down the street Al Bundy style. I ain't giving it up. Dude, I had to get rid of my very first car. Not because I wanted to, because it was a Honda Civic. Back then, Honda Civics would last forever.

But it was parked on the corner of San Francisco and somebody just crashed right into it and then took off. And what sucks is, they hit it so hard they totaled it. And then so me and my buddy are like, dude, there's no way whoever hit that car got away. We drove around in circles in our neighborhood

and we found a car that was completely messed up and couldn't like take off anymore and had its hazards on. And we called the cops were like, dude, there's this car like has front end damage that probably hit my car and they said sorry we can't prove that they hit your car i'm like this car is completely totaled and it's two blocks away how can you say that this is not the car that hit my car so i wasn't able to do anything about it dude that blows man that's the worst i kind of have a

mentality guys where i'm never really gonna buy a crazy outlandish car or really put too much money in to soup up my car, I feel. Because you walk in, you park your car somewhere for hours at a time sometimes. And exactly like you guys were talking about, what if you come out and somebody's told it and there goes tens of thousands of dollars? I would have to have an insane amount of money in the bank to be like, okay, I'm going to just get my dream car and I'm not going to care what happens. Because if you don't have that insane amount of money in the bank, you're going to be paranoid constantly about every little thing that involves your car. And even when you do get the dream car, man, it'll just be in your dream house that you'll get from the lotto win. And you're just going to drive it around the block, you know,

like really calmly and safely safely then pull it back into the garage and that's the thing it's like okay so you either dump all this money into it and you just sit in your house you don't show it off or you become into those one of those guys that has like a an ig account for his car or something and that's pushing it too far yeah dude i do admit that i do follow one account it involves a lamborghini because the lamborghini is my dream car and i i like it i mean that's it's okay for you to follow but if you were to set up for your car for you know randy sets up the prius you know randy's prius or something on instagram i'll probably smack him you know yeah yeah it has to be a certain level of car ready yeah you can like it i mean whatever you know

even if you like you know randy's prius you follow it cool you like what you like but i'm still gonna make fun of randy for making an instagram for his prius you know that Randy's Prius, you follow it. Cool. You like what you like, but I'm still going to make fun of Randy for making an Instagram for his Prius. You know, that's, it's just weird. There is somebody that I follow online that involves cars, but I mean, she shows off a ton of different cars. It's called super blondie girl. The type of car that she shows on there is just next level. We're talking about millions and millions of dollars. She flies around the world and just highlights different cars. And of course, you got to have money to do all this. And it sucks right now for people that are out of work. And before we leave today, I really want to shout out a category that people might not be thinking about to get a job. And I know they're doing a ton of hiring right now is customer service. And you can do customer service

from your house. Just type in customer service jobs from your house. There is so many listings right now and they need help. Please go do that if you need a job, if you're looking for a job right now. A lot of people that I saw online, they don't qualify to get those stimulus checks. They're hard up right now and they're struggling. A lot of people are hiring. Please don't think you're too good for a job. Just go ahead and do it in the meantime. And then eventually you'll find the job that you really want. Speaking about checks, everybody get their check. I did. I got mine. Yeah. I'm fully stimulated. Yeah, I have not. I am still waiting for my check. And apparently so is my dad. And it figures because I was having problems earlier this year with my tax return, the IRS telling me there was a screw-up

And I had to resubmit paperwork, which I did. I'm still waiting to hear back on my tax return There's an issue with my stimulus check because I haven't got that yet And now as it turns out there may also be an issue with my unemployment and I like I just can't win with the government I don't get it. Jeez. Tyler, who did your taxes? I did my own taxes. Oh, shut up.

Shut up. So I did everything on my own. I did it on TurboTax as easily as I could. I've done it on TurboTax for years. There wasn't a problem. All of a sudden, the IRS hits me up and says, oh, hey, you forgot to submit this form. I sent it back to them. I'm still waiting to hear back.

And now it's even worse because with all this coronavirus stuff, if you call the IRS right now within like the first two minutes of their automated voice system, they say there is nobody here. There's nobody actually here to take your call. Everything's automated. So I have been trying for days to get a hold of an actual human being to help me out with all this government stuff. I'm so, I'm about ready to lose it. So your previous taxes weren't completed. They were completed to my knowledge. And then the IRS hit me up saying, oh, hey, you forgot something.

So they weren't completed. Yeah. And then 2018 tax return, did you get it mailed to you or was it direct deposit? That was direct deposit. So yeah, and I don't know what it's, and like I said, I've tried for the past couple days to get a hold of an actual human being. It sucks. And they did reassure me that apparently I'm not the only one going through this. So for anyone else that's listening, for anyone else listening that's going through the same

thing, you haven't got your check or your tax return yet, I feel your pain. We're in this together. I know that Tyler will get his money in 2023. He'll be all good. The two things that gets Tyler heated, man, food and money. Yeah, true. I feel you, though.

It's really funny because on the last podcast, we were talking about the whole all-in-one decked out and the freshest Falcons gear. In all reality, I am so stingy when it comes to my money. A lot of it just stays in the bank. It sits there. I'm trying my best to save up a grand for an emergency fund because you never know what's going to go down. Things don't really go my way when it comes to stuff like this until I actually need it. And then it comes right

in the nick of time. So it's really weird how that all works out. Are you lighting a candle, your Guadalupe candle? I have not yet, but I might go. There's your answer, man. Why is it not lit up yet? It's funny that I say that because just recently there was the six year anniversary of the Woody show coming to Los Angeles. And I swear to God on my life, for some reason, I went to the grocery store before I went to work one night and I bought a Guadalupe candle because I needed a new one for my house. And I was working at a radio station at night and I lit the Guadalupe candle and I was like, dude, I want to go to Los Angeles so bad. Please, please, please, please. And freaking Woody called me five minutes later to say that we're going to Los Angeles.

See, I mean, it's, it's weird. It's just stuff like that in my life just happens. Okay. For example, remember how I said a little while ago that my car had actually got stolen twice. So the second time it got stolen, it got stolen a week before I was supposed to start a brand new job and I needed it to travel because said job was 15 miles away. So I was freaking out. I'm just thinking, what am I going to do? What am I going to do? What am I going to do? All of a sudden, my dad gets a little bit of a bonus from work. He says, Hey son, I'm going to help you out, you know, getting a new car. And what, and behold, a truck falls on sale right in exactly the price range I'm looking for the day before I started the new job, went and picked it up immediately,

ended up having it for two years. It's weird stuff like that, how that works out. So you're just saying just chill. If things are going bad, everybody just chill. It's all part of the plan. It's all gravy everybody. Alright. Well, it's all gravy. With that, I'm going to wrap up this podcast. Tyler has

to get in his car because he's going to go get some 7-Up cakes and the big red cake and all that kind of stuff. Dude, that grape crush. I'm so psyched about the grape crush cake. Great. Any shout out to the website? So again, the website and the company is Cafe Valley Bakery. All right.

Cafe Valley Bakery. So they're the ones supplying these cakes to Walmart, which I can't find at any Walmart. So actually, if you go on their website website they have an option that says our products and down at the bottom it says find our products and on that when you select that it gives you a map of all the stores in the states and the areas in which they're located. So if we're talking about let's say Southern California

they're located Food for Less Ralph's, Stater Bros Superior and Albertsons. I gotta check to see if I can order those online at those stores. So Tyler might not have to go on a magical adventure for cake, even though if he really wants to, he can, because I'm sure not all those flavors are available at all the stores.

I'll tell you what, like I said, I know someone that works at Walmart. I'll hit her up. I'll see what she says. If it comes down to it, I am more than willing to drive to Phoenix. I will do it.

Hell yeah. Yes. Speak on it, Tyler. Speak on it. I will have this. Hell yeah. Yes. Speak on it, Tyler. Speak on it. I will have this music playing in the background. Let's wrap it up. Everybody, thank you so much for joining us

on What's New Pod. I would like to shout out a bunch of other podcasts like The Bortcast. Listen to The Bortcast. Just go to thebortcast.com. Do you have any previews for The Bortcast? Ooh, you know what? I'm going to be recapping the WWE's decision to fire and furlough a crap ton of their employees. And I'm actually going to give some insight

onto who I think would do well in other wrestling companies when everything gets back to normal. All right, that's cool. Check out the Nerd Now podcast. Randy is on that podcast as well. Ooh, that's me. Yeah, go to nerdnowpodcast.com. on that podcast as well. Oh, that's me. Yeah. Go to nerdnowpodcast.com. That's with Ravy, Cameron, and Randy.

And you can listen to that. Cameron has his podcast called Mostly True Opinions with his fiance, Katie. I got to talk to him to see if he's going to reschedule his wedding that's happening in September. I'll talk about it on another podcast, but I'm looking into rescheduling my wedding right now and seeing if I'm looking into rescheduling my wedding right now and seeing if I'm going to lose my deposit or not. And mine's in October. So I don't know what's up with his. Of course, listen to the Sex with Emily podcast. Just go to sexwithemily.com. That's sexwithemily.com. Listen to Joe Coy podcast. I know Woody just recently recorded an episode. So look out for that. Just go to j-O-K-O-Y.com, jokoy.com.

And I just had a FaceTime call the other day with Matt and Kim. So make sure you listen to their podcast, mattandkim.com. Nice. And they are also a band. Listen to their music. Just search Matt and Kim.

And again, don't forget, listen to Tailgater Sports, tailgatersports.com. Yes, yes. The first all sports episode, Menace. I know it's going to be weird to some people because you're going to tune in and you're not going to hear Menace's beautiful voice. It's just me, Randy, and Tyler talking football.

We're going to talk about the big news. You know, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers all of a sudden relevant. They got Tom Brady and his best buddy Rob Gronkowski on the team now. We're going to talk a little NFL draft. It's all virtual this year, so we got wall-to-wall football with none other than these two knuckleheads over here, Randy and Tyler. Sweet. Yeah, tailgatersports.com. Again, follow the Instagram account.

It'll be updating constantly with a lot of sports news and just memes and funny stuff involving sports. At tailgatersports.com. That is our side project. And of course, listen to The Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Just search The Woody Show.

That's it. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? I do not. I am good today. All right. Nick Soundwave. Just watch for that episode of Tailgater to drop, guys. It's a fun one.

All right. Bort? Yeah, I'm still calling shenanigans on this nonsense. I'm not allowed in the building. This is BS. I need to be back in the building. I can't deal with this. Randy?

Be sure to listen to the new episode of Tailgater. And Tyler, we look forward to those cakes. Yeah, where the cake's at, though. Yeah. I'm looking them up on the website right now. Get to work. you