What's New Podcast - Cake Review, Peloton Drama, After Life, Austin Texas Homes and more!

Episode Date: May 8, 2020

On this episode we talk Cake Review, Peloton Drama, After Life, Austin Texas Homes and more!

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Damn right. He has a right-hand man. He would be the Robin to his Batman. His name is Eric, aka Nick Soundwave. We also have Randy, who's a radio DJ himself, and he works on the Woody Show Morning Show. And we have a very very very very very special guest his name is Tyler what is up Tyler how are you doing today I'm doing pretty good you know just taking it day by day just living living the dream living the life all that good stuff real quick before we get started you have until May 8th that is tomorrow 10 a.m to enter my contest on Instagram at menace to win a Nintendo Switch. All you got to do is go to at Menace and get all the details. 10 a.m. Pacific Standard Time. Now we've been

talking about this probably what two, three, four, five past podcasts, the search, the saga for the seven up cake. Now we were able to acquire one thanks to Jackie, right? So Randy, you did a meetup with Jackie. Yeah. Hardcore Woody Show listener. She was able to acquire the 7up cake that we have been searching for. Just go listen to the past podcast or just Google the 7up brand

cake that's available at Walmart and apparently everywhere, but we couldn't find it. So how did the meetup happen, Randy? Yeah, so Jackie hit us up and then I messaged her on Twitter because I was seeing that she was posting pictures about it and tagging us. And so we talked, and she said that she got the last two. Actually, no. She said, oh, my gosh.

Well, she said. Jesus, man. What the hell? She said she got the only two in the entire store, and the guy was working there. No way. People were buying them. They kept buying them because like every week they get shipments.

And the guy said that every week they'd only get like two. They wouldn't get a whole lot. So she got her hands on the only two of them. So big thank you to Jackie. Big ups to her. So everyone had a piece on the Woody show and everybody on the what's new pod. And I'll say outside of the people on this podcast right now, they said that the 7-Up Cake was certified fire and they loved it.

I gave it an 8 out of 10. And then I know I talked to other people on the podcast. They liked it as well. But here comes Randy. I'll give it a 6. It's all right. It is. And it barely gets a 6.

Because it doesn't taste any different than like a regular old lemon cake. Well, was it good or not good? I mean, I'm not saying it wasn't. It tastes like a lemon cake. I mean, I'm not saying it was bad, but it did. The overall cake, did it taste good? It was all right. It was a six out of ten.

Nick Soundwave? Well, I kind of caught a little slack, too, the day we tasted it because I gave it a seven out of 10, and that was right after. Well, seven up. Six? Yeah, well, yeah. Seven up. Seven.

Yeah, there you go. That's what I meant to do. No, but I wouldn't go as far as a six because six is borderline gross. Yeah. But, I mean, I think I mentioned it when we were talking about tracking it down. It's like, I mean, I wasn't overly excited about it, you know, just because I'm not a huge 7-Up guy anyways. But when I ate it, it tasted like a good lemon Bundt cake. And, you know, I would have liked maybe like a little frosting on the top, maybe a little coat of something that would taste a little more 7-Up-y, maybe a little fizz.

Because when I think 7-Up, I think fizz, you i think okay when i think seven up i think fizz you know that bubble so a little something if there was like a coat of something to add the soda taste across the top yeah then i would be like dude fire 10 but it was just a good piece of cake to me okay board your review well besides these two pretentious a-holes that apparently have palettes of charcuterie standards. Look at me. All right, Gregori over there. Here's a lemon cake. What do you think the flavor of 7-Up is? It's lemon and lime. Dude, that was exactly the flavor.

I don't taste no lime. Where's that lime coating across the top? Oh, wow. Some lime bubbly? Maybe you got coronavirus and you can't taste anymore and you can't smell. Maybe that's your problem.

That's what we found out. Dude, I'll give it an eight. It was fun. It was a good cake. It was sugary. It was lemony. I dug it. It was fine. Okay, Tyler, your thoughts? Look, I'm going to say this. I've brought in banana bread over to the studio and I see how fast Randy eats it.

He doesn't give time to enjoy the taste and the texture, so he just gives it a six because he inhales. He doesn't savor the flavor. Okay, so I get that. I savor the flavor. I liked it. I gave it an eight out of ten. I thought it was really good. He lets his stomach do the

tasting. I let my taste buds tell my brain how to feel. I think it'd be a cold day in hell the day I ever take food recommendations from you. You could... No, no, no. I'm not... Oh my gosh, please. day in hell the day I ever take food recommendations from you know yeah oh my gosh please again it's it's it wasn't a garbage cake by no means but I think all the hype behind it just kind of made me turned off of it because then I tried it

I'm like this just tastes like a regular lemon would you have been happy would you have been happy if we sent you to phoenix to get that cake i would have been okay with it because you're a liar you're a liar listen to me because i'm not getting the wind going this way everybody i'd be getting all the other cakes i live to savor the flavors so i live for it, man. Randy, you just did hail with no savor, man. The next up on the taste test is definitely the Dr. Pepper cake. We got to acquire one. I did see

them on Instacart, so I need to order a one or two or three so we can try that. Hopefully, I'll get a better score for Randy than a six. Doubt it, Bougie bastard. Doubt it. Now that we're talking about healthy food,

we talk a lot on this podcast about, you know, trying to stay in shape during this, you know, whole quarantine thing and can't get physical and, um, working out. So I ended up getting a Peloton.

I absolutely love it. It looks like fun. Yeah. If somebody wants to get a Peloton, you can do it. You're like, Hey, I can't drop that much money right now. They actually let you finance it with no interest. So you can do small payments if you want. Now, how, how big is a Peloton bike? Is it, is it the size of a customary gym bike or is it big? Because I know it's like a screen and stuff. No, it's the same size as a regular bike, but here's the thing.

So, um, you could buy like a little band, like a heart band that works with the bike. But Spicy Nacho is like, why are you going to buy one of those when you have your Apple Watch? So I go, all right, you have a point. So I'm getting on the Peloton and, you know, I'm trying to like work out and like get my activity app going. The activity app wasn't updating at all after I was doing my rides. I go, what the heck is going on? So I'm playing with my Apple watch and I'm going through all the settings and I'm doing it on the watch itself. So I started laying out everything and I go, okay, I press this little download thing and I, I downloaded an app to my Apple watch and I have

it on there for a couple of days and still nothing is updating. I go, what the heck is going on? So I opened up the health app, which is connected to everything. And I click on cycle and I realized the cycle app that I download is actually for when you get your period. Oh no.

Oh my God. Here's my question, though. What did the app look like? It kind of looks like a Peloton-colored circle app. It doesn't even have any writing on it. It's just an icon. It doesn't have the full explanation until you open it up on your phone. I installed everything through my watch itself.

I'm like, why isn't this thing updating? And then finally when I opened it and realized, I'm like, oh my God, because it goes like, well, how often do you have your flow? And I'm like, what? What the heck is this? Well, I'm happy. Is that a cool term they use for the rides?

Am I flowing right now? Yeah. But yeah, I finally, I worked it out. But also another issue that i have with the peloton is i'm like you know i'm cycling super fast the dogs hate it dude they try to nip at my feet as i'm going on the peloton so i'm trying to figure that out and speaking of my dogs i have another issue with my dogs oh no so no. So we brought by the mobile pet washing thing that like a sprinter shows up to your house, right? Yeah.

And one of my dogs, Chimmy, she gets like really, really nervous and she starts breathing heavy. So I gave her some Xanax, dog Xanax, right? But after she has the Xanax and when she's coming down, dude, she like has sonar ears, man. She is like on edge constantly. So when I'm leaving for work at like 2 a.m., dude, it's like like every little move that I make. And it's been happening for like three days now. And it's driving me crazy. You know, one of the dogs I have is unfortunately blind for the most part in both eyes.

But because she's blind, her hearing has picked up and developed at like an unbelievable level. So when I'm leaving for work at two in the morning, three out of the five times I leave for work, it's bark, bark, bark, bark, bark. No way. Two in the morning. And what makes it worse is that she's a corgi-chihuahua mix, and it's the chihuahua bark. And it makes it 10 times worse. I love the dog, but there's sometimes she just doesn't shut up, and Randy can vouch for me, too,

because the same dog has barked while we're playing Xbox. He's like, Tyler, shut your dog up, and I can't do anything about it. Apparently, chihuahuas have the best hearing. I learned that on one of the dog shows on Disney+. They have the best hearing out of all dogs is chihuahuas. Because, dude, 90% of their body is ears, dude. They're all ears. So I'm trying to be super careful this morning while I was going to work. And of course,

I'm like knocking into everything. I'm in the shower and Spicy Nacho has like this razor on a hook in the shower. I knock that over and then the dog starts barking and then the dog heard it through two rooms times where I've literally parked across the street from my house I look at my house the front door is closed I closed my car door and the dog is already barking I am 50 feet away from my house I'm like she already knows I'm home I don't know how I'm like you know me why are you barking at me? Yeah, dog senses are crazy, man. My dog, well, not my dog, because I don't have a dog, bastards.

My brother's dog will start fussing. My brother's dog will start fussing. And sure enough, my brother will be home like two, three minutes later. Like he can sense, dude. It's insane. Dog senses are wild. They sense earthquakes. They usually start barking before like a shift. Dogs are weird, man. Oh, i want to ask you guys another thing so you know masks everybody's

wearing masks now and i think definitely that's going to be a trend for quite a while until this virus stuff clears up and i noticed out of all the mass game in the building nick soundwave eric has the best mask game. Did you make one or did you buy one? How'd you get your mask? So the black one I use daily is one that my fiance, Dr. Sunshine, got for me actually from her job. We kind of

swapped because you know when Ravy came around with those listener-made ones, I got a tie-dye one for her and we kind of swapped so she gave me this black one I've been wearing I was reading TechCrunch and they said that Etsy their sales are up 40% just because of masks being available on Etsy people that are making them at home you know what I've been seeing a lot more of too whenever I'm driving on the street I keep seeing people with booths on the side of the road

selling masks it's crazy I saw. Yeah, I walked outside of Walmart because I went to go grab something. There's two people on the outside of Walmart selling masks in plastic bags. Yeah, like we have these, like, let's get them. Yeah, now they're starting to do like straight up designer masks. I know.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah, I think I'm going to load up. Do you know what really upsets me though? I ordered like this high-end mask right when the pandemic was happening. It was from this well-known brand. I'm not going to hate on them just yet because I need to get my mask, but they were advertising like, Hey, get your mask. Now I bought it March 20th. Still haven't got it. I mean, our work provides masks. So I've been just rocking those ones,

but I want to get like a nice one you know yeah but by nice do you mean more like the like filtration or do you mean nice as in it looks better both both yeah yeah I've seen some pretty cool ones I mean you've uh you're rocking that vape mask not a few weeks ago I think

I was telling Soundwave about how think about how stoked all the guys who are already wearing face masks were. Because when you go, when you look at like Fashion Week in like Korea or Japan, they're all rocking masks. Or they have been for a long time. I'm so mad because when I was in Osaka, Japan,

there was a store that was all masks. That's wild. It must have been a pretty good month for them. Like thousands. And I go, why didn't I buy those? Why didn't I at least buy one while I was there? Because it was such a thing overseas. And it's funny because in America, before all this happened,

we used to make fun of all those people that would wear masks just for fashion purposes. Now people are going to get masks just to match what they're wearing, you know? A company called Black Craft Coal. It's a notorious, pretty much satanic company. I ordered some masks from them. I'm still waiting for those to show up. They should be here any day. But they have pentagrams all over them or Ouija boards and stuff.

But dude, the sucky part is finding a mask that not only looks good, but has to feel good and fit good. Because half of these fit like crap. Because they pull on your ears like crazy. Or your nose. I'm not even going to lie. The first mask I had, I put it on, and it was pulling my ears back to the point

where I looked like I had elvish-type ears. That was my problem. I had to go back and buy another one, so my ears felt normal. Tyler has such a big face, too, man. He's got to probably find the perfect size mask. Exactly. There's a thing.

I had to find a size that was a little bit bigger, and luckily I did find one. This is a plain black one. Here's another thing that I've been doing. I've been watching this TV show called Upload. We kind of talked about this situation before on a previous podcast where I asked all of you in the room, if you wanted to have all your thoughts and your feelings and be uploaded to a machine or a new body, would you do it? What were the responses? Who was in? Me. I was the only one that was in. So let me ask you about this situation. The TV show kind of has something similar,

but slightly different. And I want to ask you if you're down for this. The whole concept of the TV show is this guy, he's about to die. And you have two situations. Either you go see if heaven is real and you just pass on or you get all your thoughts and everything about you uploaded to a virtual world, which is able to communicate with the real world. When you're in the virtual world, you can have a cell phone and like call somebody that's still alive. So you just live in this virtual world for the rest of your life until other people die and they might join you. Is that something that you would be down for?

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on if my love wouldn't be off. Well, maybe you just want to die to get away from that dog. For real. Or maybe the dog should just die. No, but I think for me, it'd be all contingent on if my loved ones did it. If my wife and stuff would agree to it, maybe I would consider it.

But just to be by myself? I don't know. That'd be weird. There is a storyline in the TV show where this worker who works on the virtual world, she's still alive and her dad is about to pass on. She's trying to convince her dad to go to the virtual world so they can still hang out after she passes on as well.

But he doesn't want to do it because the wife, she passed and she wasn't able to get uploaded to the virtual world. So he's like, no, no, I want to be with your mom in heaven. Where are you watching this on it's on amazon i think i would give it a shot yeah i i did see a commercial for this and it definitely looks really good but i i don't know man that's a tough one i kind of got to go with randy on that it would really depend if everyone else is doing my loved ones is yeah so like for example right now if my parents were to die i would assume that

one of them would do whatever the other one's doing but for me and my brothers i don't i don't know if if one of my brothers decide like no i'm gonna go to heaven i might join them there i don't i don't know man that's that's a hard one and then my thing is that what mental capacity am i am i gonna be like an old man in the virtual world? Cause I'm, I'm getting downloaded at that time. Or am I going to get downloaded as like this 28 year old dude right now? Eric has an old goat. Yeah. You know, it's like, Oh, I'll be, I would be just confused. I'd be like, who am I talking to? With the show, you're able to edit your body if you want to. But yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah, it's, I hate to be with the flow guy here, but not really push back or anything, but it's like, it would depend on that. I would assume

my mom wouldn't do it because my dad's already passed away. So I'm not going to do it because my mom's not going to do it. I mean, and stuff like that. But I don't know, guys, I was, I was against it to begin with, like you're, you're meant to be here when you're alive, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I, another thing too, though, for me, it's like, if essentially, if both heaven, theoretically speaking, if both heaven and this is a real thing, it's like,

you're going to live regardless. So it's like, do you want to just take your chances up with ever? Do you want to be on the internet? You know, I don't know. It's, it's kind of like apples and oranges,

but I agree with, uh, with both Eric and Tyler. It's like, if my loved ones are not for it, then I'm probably going to be like, nah, I'm all right.

Randy asked your birds in the background. No, they can go straight to hell. Eric brought this up probably going to be like, nah, I'm alright. Randy, ask your birds in the background. No, they can go straight to hell. Eric brought this up and I thought it was a pretty good question, but do you want to live forever though? Like, eventually wouldn't you kind of think you'd do everything, see everything? I don't know.

I can barely handle living now sometimes. I'm pissed off at the world some days, you know, depending on how the sun's shining. I don't know if I'd want to be here. You can't even go eat at restaurants, bro. I know. I'm losing it. Okay.

See, here's the thing. You guys are thinking about earth. I'm talking about a virtual world where you get uploaded to that and you're like, hey, I want to drive the Batmobile today. I just sold board on it. I can type it up and get the Batmobile and drive it around the virtual world that day. You're basically selling us on a virtual heaven.

That's the concept. But the kicker is you get to communicate with the real world. Yes. Hold on. I think we're saved. I can tell you though, I know what

Tyler's fantasy world would be like. Nike released a trailer like ten years ago Uh-huh. It was the Michael Vick experience That'd be Tyler's life every single effing day You have free range and you you live out a Michael Vick experience from Commercial though Oh my god Have you seen the commercial though? This is one of the best commercials ever made. And then Tyler gets sent to prison. Oh my God. And Tyler goes straight to prison.

Fantasy dream prison. I don't know if you guys noticed also what I said that you can edit your body. And Tyler was like, oh yeah, that sounds cool. Yeah. I could make myself lose just a couple pounds. That's fine. Tyler, here's a question. Let's just say you have the option of both heaven and then the virtual heaven.

The virtual heaven, you can edit yourself, but heaven, you go like you are right now. If I'm being dead serious, like I said earlier, it really depends on what the loved ones are doing. Because my thinking is, if I die, everyone who else has died and has supposedly been waiting for me to get to wherever they are, they're going to want to see me regardless of what I look like. It doesn't really matter. Everybody watch Upload on Amazon so you know what I'm even talking about right now. Here's another thing.

My wedding got postponed until next year, 2021. Las Vegas, bunch of drama. The hotel that I was supposed to have my wedding at is closed indefinitely. But here's another thing. It's not all about me. I was thinking about bort in his situation you're so sweet star wars celebration what is going on give us an update i know you've been waiting for this thing for about a year now right yeah i bought tickets

or passes a year ago for this and see how his voice changes everybody with sadness i know man it's mellow now uh you know it's supposed to be a big year for Star Wars, man. The Mandalorian's happening. Clone Wars is ending. The Skywalker saga ended. So it was supposed to be this big, full celebration of what's new coming out. It's supposed to happen in August. And the last email I got last week said, we are working with the city and the event center to see if it could still happen.

We will let you know as soon as we know. I got a really bad feeling about this. I don't think it's happening. I don't think Disney wants to lose the money, and I think they want it to happen, so they're really going to push it to the last second to have it, but I don't think it's going to happen at this point. You're still up in the air, yeah.

Between that and Vegas being closed down, man, I'm totally depressed right now. This sucks. Do you know what sucks as well? The cost of living. Yeah. The cost of living and not making extra money because no events are happening and all that kind of stuff. It was funny.

Eric and Bort, you were in the office with me and I was checking some of our podcast numbers and where people are downloading all their podcasts from. And believe it or not, Austin, Texas, massive for Woody's show downloads of the podcast. We originated from California. Everybody is getting out of California because it costs too much money. And they're moving there and they're still listening to the Woody's show podcast. So I was telling a story like, oh, yeah, my friend just bought a house. And how fat is that house, Eric? Man, I see.

I know, I know you've been pimping the move California wave for a while now, but I've all, I've had family move from California where I live, you know, not the best neighborhoods move to places like Arizona. I have family that moved to Austin, same kind of area. I'm paying $1,500 a month to split a room with my, an apartment my fiance and two other dudes yeah we get $1,500 in Texas man I've seen it I've have cousins in other parts of the world it's stupid out here I hate it sometimes I know dude and I facetimed her while you guys were in there and what did she say how much her house was yeah I was like 200k man it

was like a low-key mansion something you'd find up in valencia out here in california it was insane yeah you notice how happy she sounded menace i know way more happier than we were i know we were just like in her in her office mega depressed that's so funny you mentioned that because every single person i've spoken to in the past month that doesn't live in california but in other states they're so happy like i'm like ah you know i said i was gonna hang to hang out at my second story house, like the second story apartment. You have stairs? These are all people, man.

They have yards. You know, they have things to like, you know, they're not jam-packed into an L.A. suburb. Dude, I have like a two-foot patio. What do you think I've been doing for three months here, man? I'm telling you guys I've had the itch. These people are way happier because they have stuff to do at their house.

Yards. A yard would be killer right now. They have yards, side-by-sides, razors, motorbikes, all kinds of stuff. A driveway. It's insane. A driveway with rules. Dude, all the driveways in other parts of the country, they're massive. You can fit

three cars. Do you know what's funny? I started learning about fat houses in random areas from watching Teen Mom on MTV. Yeah. Because they would have massive houses and they would say, oh yeah, this house is expensive. I paid $180,000 for it. I'm all, what? Oh my God. Nuts.

F you. $180,000 for it. I'm all, what? God. Nuts. What I love too is, especially on Twitter, every once in a while, somebody from Texas will go viral and usually they're doing something in their street and you can see their homes behind them. And I think recently this one dude was dancing in the middle of the street and you can see the house in the back and people were tweeting about, oh my God, he's so wealthy. He's so rich. And everyone from Texas is like, it's funny how these people think these homes cost a lot of money so my uh so my lease is coming up in the middle or towards the end of june beginning of july so i'm clicking around man it's like you got to pay at least 1500 for like a studio if you're trying to be anywhere near la if you

got to be out in the outskirts of long beach if you're trying to get like 1400 for a one bedroom 600 square foot. California is booty, man, when it comes to living. It sucks. I think my old studio apartment, I wasn't paying this, but I think it now goes for where I lived in San Francisco $4,200 a month.

And I just died inside. For a studio. Let's just go. Why are we still here? We have a station in austin texas that's what i totally i totally agree with this i was literally telling randy the other day i said i'm going to be perfectly honest when my time with the woody show is done there's a very strong possibility i may just pack up and move out of state and find another radio job somewhere else and it'd be a bunch but okay relax a bunch a bunch of my friends are doing it like i said uh my best friend like i said that uh she lives in houston she's been trying to get me to come out there for

the past six years my best friend that i've known since i was uh since i was 12 him and his wife are moving next year to phoenix and it's like everybody's leaving yeah and my fiance has a cousin bro my fiance has a cousin fresh out of high school has a two bedroom house in North Carolina I hate my god you gotta you gotta live in North Carolina obviously but still do that's like you're stunted so like you're stunted financially in LA just because you're in LA yeah get out from under it and see the thing is a lot of people to say, okay, you can live in this house, but you have to live in Minnesota. You have to live in Iowa. Yeah. That's always the response. But see, those things don't bother me though. Like at this

point, I don't, I don't, I'm, I'm not against that. You know, there's cities are so big, dude. And when people go places, when people, yeah. When people say that, I go, okay, please break down your schedule for me, your daily schedule, where it would be any different if you lived in Minnesota or you lived in California. You would go to work and you would go home. What would be the huge difference? The one hang up is four or five months out of the year. Outside of California and anywhere east of New Mexico and north, you're going to have to deal with winter, you know? And yeah, I guarantee you drop it. I mean, in LA out here, it drops below 60 and people turn into a bunch of pussies,

you know? So it's like driving in the snow scares me to be honest. Pussy true. Unless I had a big truck and we could get big trucks for cheap out there, man. There's a first time for everything. I think trucks still cost the same. No the same no actually no to be perfectly honest a little bit cheaper yeah trucks are cheaper one of my other really one of my other really good friends he was stationed out in oklahoma bought his truck for about 10 grand cheaper than he would buy in california yeah and taxes and suffering randy randy doesn't get state taxes yeah i don't think randy is california just drains you from every which way. Every little tiny penny.

So, all in favor of leaving California, say aye. Aye. But don't get it mistaken. I love California. I love LA. I love where I'm from. Born and raised, yeah. But being rational about it, it's like, dude, this isn't normal. How am I supposed to afford this?

It drains you. And then Randy can't afford a backyard big enough dude this isn't normal like this how am i supposed to afford this it drained you and then you randy can't afford like a backyard big enough where you wouldn't even be able to hear that dog it'd be so far away you know yeah your backyard would be the forest yeah it's always crazy when you do have family come or you've you meet people that are in la for the first time and they're like flabbergasted by just like the freeway system alone out here just blows people's minds like they don't grab my family in buffalo i explain them like you know 7 10 and the 10 to the 5 you know zigzag around here like do we have two freeways and like you know and they're like did you hit the the traffic spot i'm like you mean where we slowed down to 60 like what the hell dude no the size of the city

it's it's insane to see people experience la for the first time. Oh no, another part is you take them to a bar or restaurant and they go, how much is the drink? $10? $13? And you know, I go to St. Louis and it's two, three bucks. Two, three bucks? Oh my god. Oh, for a beer you get

like a whole bucket for like eight bucks. What's crazy Peace out guys, I'm done. what's what's crazy guys i'm done later what's crazy too is that another incentive of moving out of state is just be living in a new state it's something new it's something different you know i'm used to california i wouldn't mind living in st louis living in wisconsin trying something new for once you know well i think we should move because on the west coast murder hornets are here everybody are you afraid of murder hornets no man because guess what um i last time i checked i'm not a bee flying around they're killing bees

man i get the ecosystem stuff but just don't mess with the hornet you'll be fine it's scare tactics we're all freaking out just because we're all wrapped up inside yeah i'm more afraid of the real things that terrorize society like Tyler's breath. Oh Your dog man your dog must hate hate it What do you think made the dog blind Eric brought up a point am I afraid of the murder Hornets at all? No. Do I think there's a billion murder Hornets flying around on the West coast or in the United States?

No, but if they are killing other bees, let's just say it is true. And there's a trillion of them. That is an issue. Do you know what's weird? Spicy nacho, my fiance, part of her family are part of a reservation and I've been going to the reservation for years. And do you know what they always bring up? Got to make sure the bees are okay. They always mention the bees. Yeah. If you were to frame it,

are you nervous about the ecosystem surrounding the bees and the murder hornets? I'd be like, yeah, dude, that's, but me personally, I got got right in my kitchen I'll go grab a can real quick what's crazy too is people are so fixate on the on the the murder hornets that people forget killer bees are an actual thing and there's a lot of them scattered all over the world what about like what about the black widows in your in your guys yeah the sheds and stuff let's worry about in-house first. I know, dude. My friend actually sexed with Emily the Sex on the Moon podcast. She got bit by a

black widow and she almost died. She was in the hospital for like a week. That's so crazy. And then, yeah, she was cleaning out her garage because she was moving and then she's like oh, she got pricked by something. She said it felt like a nail went through her finger and then

boom in the hospital dude i'd have a panic attack probably man i'd freak out yeah me too like i'm not afraid of spiders but i'm always afraid of like the unknown of something biting me i have another question for you tom cruise supposedly is going to space to shoot a movie if he had the opportunity to go along would you go sign me up yep 110 yep eric's all in yep yep yep yep i'm down definitely man i mean we talked about i'm down to skydive i'm down to do all that stuff you're being in space dude you'd be what like one of what under 50 people to ever be in space that'd be just insane to just say you could do but let alone you know me with my doc my like documentaries and stuff i would love to be actually witness that like looking out a window down at space and you just

see that you see the darkness around the globe like come on man that's that'd be insane to see dude i'm down i'm a little surprised that sound wave is down since you know he doesn't want to do anything else that's cool and fun i know if you're down to download your brain into computer and not going to space brett i would have been pretty pissed off, to be honest. Dude, I don't know about Tom Cruise, but nevertheless, I'm down to go to space. Let's do it. The only thing that's weird to me about the Tom Cruise story

is because NASA's helping him out to do it, and their whole dialogue behind it is, well, we really want to get young people excited again about the space program and i go so you're choosing tom cruise to do that are young people really excited about tom cruise like i understand tiktok or something yeah i understand like maybe you send marshmallow to space or something like that but that narrative does not make sense. It kind of goes back to, if you guys know some of your history, Nixon, he wanted to be a cool cat

and be hip to all the young people. And he got Elvis to come by the White House when Elvis was like way out of his prime, when he was like super fat and old and out of his mind. That's when Nixon decided like, hey, I want to of his mind that's when nixon decided like hey i want to look cool to the young people so he picked elvis i'm thinking the same thing with this tom cruz thing yeah man i don't know about tom cruz i don't think he's been relevant to younger people since maybe mission impossible 2 yeah i mean like i agree with brett the thing is tom cruz uh though

he's a big superstar actor i just don't think he's as relevant to say somebody like Batista like Batista in space would be something that'd be super awesome and I think he would be down to do it oh absolutely he's a guardian to the galaxy I think well not because of that I just think he has that type of personality that he would be down for that you know right man he's in

space all the time with Chris Pratt and that little raccoon yeah it'd be nothing new to him. He's already used to being in fake space. You gotta think, though, about the logistics that would come along with putting somebody like Batista in space. Those things are, you know,

those crafts are weighed down and measured to the millimeter. So I'm assuming somebody like Batista, his size, I think might just kind of pull him out of the running immediately. Yeah, but it'd be cool. Do you have any ideas, Tyler? Look, you guys are going to hate me.

I have no desire to go to space whatsoever. I really don't. Oh, okay. Yes, yes, yes. That's exactly the reason why I'm ready. Who would you send to space to appeal to young people, though? To appeal to young people? I honestly think John cena is a great

choice i think uh the rock's a good choice i think anyone from the marvel cinematic universe like i think chris pratt tom holland would be a really good choice to send to space you want to try and appeal to someone or you want to try and put someone up there who appeals to both the younger and the older crowd and i feel like I honestly feel like a Marvel character or a Marvel person, just because they're so well known at this point would probably be the best bet. All right, guys.

Well, I think I'm going to wrap this up. Thank you to everybody that listened to this podcast, to all the new podcasters. We sent out some, we sent out some test audio on the Woody show podcast. So we might have a couple extra people listening right now. And I just want to shout out a couple other podcasts

like the Bortcast with Bort. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, just go to the Bortcast. Him? Yeah, just go to the Bortcast.com. That's the Bortcast. That's the Bortcast.com. You're a dick. And then also go check out Nirn Out with Ravy. Just go to

NirnOutPodcast.com. Yes, Randy is on that podcast as well. Cameron has his own podcast called Mostly True Opinions with his fiance, Katie. You should go check that out. We also have the Joe Coy podcast that Woody was on just recently. All you got to do is go to joecoy.com. That's J-O-K-O-Y.com. Of course, check out our friends Matt and Kim. They just recorded a new podcast. Just go to mattandkim.com that's j-o-k-o-y.com of course check out our friends matt and kim they just recorded a new podcast just go to mattandkim.com and the sex with emily podcast just go to sexwithemily.com

and of course the show that brings everything together that would be the mothership the woody show monday through friday on the iheart radio app just search the woody show now board do you have anything to say before we leave? Everyone, have a great week. Let's party it up this weekend. I'm sick of this week. Let's put a bullet in and have some fun. I know. Let's wrap it up. Okay, Eric. There's a new episode over at Tailgater Sports

Menace, tailgatersports.com or at tailgatersports on Instagram. Me, Randy, and Tyler talk about what we might see when pro sports come back. And there's actually pro sports that we kind of talked about going on over in Korea. The Korean baseball organization is going on. And Randy makes his case why Packers fans shouldn't be freaking out over them drafting Jordan Love out of Utah State. All right, good.

And of course, follow Tailgater Sports on Instagram. Yeah, do it, man. Football season's coming. The schedule's being released. If you're listening to this, it's probably already out. Go talk some ish. You have some dates, uh, rep your team and bash the others. All right, good.

Tailgater sports on Instagram. That's going to be the new news feed for you. And anything regarding sports, Randy, you have anything to say before we leave? Yeah. To, uh, carry on boards point, point, this week, I think we should sit on fire and let it go out into the sea to burn. Randy really wants the week to be over because he got in trouble a lot.

A lot. Yeah, let's just end this week, okay? Can we just stop and bring up him getting yelled at multiple days in a row? Yeah, can we get a break? Tyler, do you have anything to say? Yeah, like Eric and Randy said, follow us and listen to us at Tailgater Sports, and I'm going to be dead honest break Tyler. Do you have anything to say? Yeah, like Eric and Randy said follow us and listen to us at tailgater sports And I'm gonna be dead on so do if you want to move out of the state

Let me know where to I'd love to hear your reasoning as to why you'd want to go to a different state and whatever state That is all right that be tight. Well, let's shut our Instagram pages. We haven't done that in a while So you're Tyler the board up on Instagram. Yeah, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at TylerTheBoardOp. Okay, Eric? I'm at ESoundWave on Instagram. I'm going to be waiting for the Instagram comment to Tyler saying, Tyler's blind dog saying, yeah, I'm out of the state because of you. Or the comments that come in that, oh, I just want to be wherever Tyler isn't.

You guys are so cruel, man. I didn't do nothing. I'm just here enjoying my time. It's like, damn, man. Lay off the guy. Brett, what's your Instagram handle? At SkyWarpSaint. That's at SkyWarpSaint.

All right. And Randy, what's yours? Oh, hey, it's Randall. Randall Thwanell. Shut up, Brett. Hey, it's Randall. And of course, I'm at Menace. M-E-N-A-C-E.

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