What's New Podcast - Candy Drama, Amazon Flex, Fast Ball Challenge, Food News & More!

Episode Date: September 3, 2021

This week we talk Candy Drama, Amazon Flex, Fast Ball Challenge, Food News & More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bortz, aka Bretz. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with The Woody Show, a morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. Hello. He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric, and we also call him Soundwave. He works on The Woody Show.

Plus, we have Randy, who's a radio DJ on Alt-987 in Los Angeles and part of The Woody Show. See the theme here? But not part of The Woody Show, part of the Sean Salisbury Show in Houston, Texas. Coming to us live from the great state of Texas would be Heavy T, a.k.a. Tyler. What is up, Tyler? How you doing? What's up, guys? How you guys doing? I'm good. So I just got to get this out of the way. You guys publicly shame me about the Reese's in the studio that has been an ongoing theme probably for about a month on our podcast, also on The Woody Show.

And if you don't know, there is a bucket, a tub, of 375 Reese's peanut butter cups. And I told you guys, day one, get it the hells out of the studio. Didn't I? I begged you multiple times. Did I or didn't I say that? You were the one that also said,

huh, we should get that for the studio and see how quick we should eat it. Who seemed to solicit for this? For the tub? Who had the first-hand information that this tub was coming? Do you guys want to do some food news? Yeah. Eric, you're probably down for this. You like peanut butter. 375

Reese's. How quick could you eat it? What do you think's going to happen when you put that out into the ether? It's going to end up here. I would like breakfast burritos every Friday morning. I wasn't even thinking of putting it out there for the tub to show up. Food news makes things happen, man. You should have known they would have magically appeared. This is true.

Also, who was the one that had the firsthand knowledge of, hey, is it here yet? I heard it's coming. And what? On the Woody show, I said, do we want to open it? And you said, yeah, go open that bitch. And you were the one to say open it on air. See, you said, do we want to open it? And you said, yeah, go open that bitch. And you were the one to say open it on air. See?

You're misremembering. It was Greg pressuring to open it. Well, whatever. Whoever said it. I was the one who said, on air, are we sure we want to open it? And you're like, hurry up and open it. Once we do, that's it. Dude, I stayed strong for a long time before opening it. And then I said,

alright, fine. Because Greg was begging to open the tub. Now, Google this if you want to know what it looks like, all right, or you can check it out at the Woody Show Instagram. It is a gigantic tub, 375 pieces. And then you guys publicly shame me on Instagram saying that I've eaten 40% of it already. Let's go back to that video

and listen because not only were you getting it, I took blame. Everybody. I took blame. You said 10%. I think the math was you were 60, I was 20, Randy was 10, and then the other 10 was Randy. You were 10, he was 20.

I don't think I'm 20%. If I was there, how much of a percentage would be eaten by me? In all honesty. We would have to redraw the pie chart. I don't have time to do this kind of math here. I don't think I've had 20, maybe like 15. No, no way, dude. Because you were coming in here going, oh, I mean, you know, there's Reese's. I might as well grab a Reese's.

I got to grab one to go. But every time I come in, though, I take at least like two. And Randy, you say that you don't want to do that math. That's the easiest math in the world. Of course, he would take 100% of the Reese's. It would be gone. And Menace, maybe you were getting publicly shamed. Maybe also we're just a little hurt because it seemed that instead of coming in to talk with us,

you were coming in just to get some Reese's. How quick do I chomp those things down, though? It is pretty surprising how many you put down in a matter of like three minutes i know right it's just non-stop just unwrap it unwrap it pandora doesn't go back in the box so after you shame me yesterday today i was like you know what i'm staying strong i'm not gonna have one screw you guys so i didn't have any while i was here but i had to go get the car wash i'm at the gas station and i started feeling like the the senses in my tongue like hey dude where's that peanut butter chocolate at i want it i need it and so i'm like circling the gas station i'm like no don't break don't break but then finally i was like you know what i'm just gonna peruse the the candy aisle

and just see, maybe there's like a little, one of those little micro tiny pieces. I'll just buy one of those just to satisfy my craving. The minis. The minis. No minis available, but I did find one of those snack breaks.

Reese's. Okay. Those are good. That's like a protein bar. It is a little, it's a little tiny one. And I broke down because I had to get changed to, you know,

tip the car wash. Yeah, of course yeah of course so yes yes of course i did uh quench my thirst today and i broke down i'm by one is like kryptonite man it's it you have the fast breaks they have the take fives any reese's cup the big cups the white chocolate i saw this like hersey hybrid candy bar i am a connoisseur of the Reese's peanut butter. I love the holiday Reese's like the bunnies, the Christmas trees. They taste different, right? They do.

It's like there's, I don't know if it's a different chocolate or different peanut butter, but the Reese's Christmas trees are so good. The Reese's Jack-O-Lanterns are so good.

I think there's one, I don't know if they still have it out, but wasn't there one with pretzels in it too? Yeah. Do you think you had this craving not only because of the fact that you didn't have them

all day, but because... Because I'm like a crackhead, dude. Well, also, there was maybe subtle hinting. There was a subtle subliminal messaging happening because someone decided to complain about us and call us bastards on the air this morning for the Woody show. I don't know if you looked where you put your coffee, but there was ahesus tape to the window for you to stare at all morning subliminal messaging dude son of a bitch all right okay well we'll get to some more food news later but bort and i had an epic day yesterday so if you looked at my instagram the other day at menace, M E N A C E. I shared a video that Bort and I put together

where we took a DeLorean to the actual Burger King. That's from the backs of the future movie. Now, why did this happen? Well, probably a couple of days before I got a little bit high and I thought it would be a good idea to rent a DeLorean and go to the Burger King. And because there's these TikTok videos that they do like this 360, kind of like the Matrix did back in the day. Yeah. What would I do? And that's the idea that I came up with when I was high. So thinking it was a good idea, I just click rent and I rented the DeLorean.

So then Bort, obviously, huge fan. I said, Bort, you want to hit up the Burger King? Let's go. Oh, dude, huge fan. I said, Bort, you want to hit up the Burger King? Let's go. Oh, dude, it was a total blast. Like, not only getting to see the DeLorean, but see the DeLorean drive and the details on it. Yeah. Like, it looked straight out of Back to the Future 2. Yeah. You know,

it had the Mr. Fusion on the back. It had all the switches. It had all the lights. It had the flux capacitor in the car. Even the hat. Marty's hat from Back to the Future 2, the little changing hat. It was just such a cool vehicle to see running still and in that shape. My thing was I didn't even realize that it actually sounded like a hot rod. The engine is super loud.

Oh, yeah. Do you guys want to hear a little bit of the engine? It sounded like straight-up Flowmasters on it. Is the engine for this car, the DeLorean, in the front or in the back? It's in the back. It's on it. Is the engine like in the, is it like for this car, the DeLorean, is in the front or is it in the back? It's in the back. It's in the back.

And that's where the air vents are too. The time traveling parts from the front, Randy. Geez. Yeah, duh. My bad, guys. I'm sorry.

Okay. All right. Let's get up and go. Well, it's got to get up to, I don't know, I was going to say the mileage or the miles per hour,

but I definitely don't remember. 100. No, it's 80. There up to, I don't know. I was going to say the mileage or the miles per hour, but I definitely don't remember. 100. No, it's 80. There's a point in there, right? What's the mileage? That's 88 miles an hour. You're thinking 1.21 gigawatts. That's what I'm thinking.

I'm not thinking it because I've never seen it. I told Menace and Brett this. I've never seen the full movie. Wow. What? I'm throwing stuff at a wall and seeing what sticks here right now. Yeah, the first time I saw it was for a girl at Dodger Stadium and I was like

I wasn't focused on the movie second base right now it's 88 miles per hour to activate the time circuits and once to cause a nuclear reaction you either need what a stick of plutonium or you need to hit 1.21 gigawatts

of raw energy and that will send you back in time or forward inonium or you need to hit 1.21 gigawatts of raw energy all right and that will send you back in time or forward in time whichever way you want to go so it's funny like when we took it to the bird king we actually knew what it felt like to be an actual celebrity not us but the car oh my god dude the car just everybody just keeps on can we take a picture of the car can we take a picture of the car we Can we take a picture of the car? We had people walking through the parking lot, people coming out from the actual Burger King. The manager of the Burger King allegedly came out.

People riding by on bikes, people driving in cars, literally flipped a U-turn to pull into the parking lot. To take photos of the car. Yeah. That's funny. We had the police stop by. They took photos of the car. Yeah, they posted on their social. They social they did yeah they post on their stories

i follow our local police department on instagram and i was like uh it's a long story yeah i don't want to talk about it but uh it may or may not have to do with me trying to fly in a helicopter but no that's the point but uh i saw in their story that they posted the car and i was like oh wait i know who i know who rent that car you're like wait i know who, but that's the point. But I saw in their story that they posted the car and I was like, oh, wait, I know who rent that car. You're like, wait, I know who had that. That's awesome. Yeah. So if you want to see the video, I'm going to post another video next week because we shot a ton of footage,

but the video that I posted was only 15 seconds. So at menace on Instagram, if you want to see it, that's at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E. Randy brought up the Dodgers and I'm going to go see a dodgers game tomorrow in san francisco lucky don't be your brass knuckles and i also have requested for us to go on september 11th to the game i want to ask you guys any predictions yet on who's going to the world

series i always ask you guys right at the beginning of the season for any different sport, and this time I'm asking you baseball. Who's going to the World Series? When it comes to baseball, I don't want to answer this. Because I'm superstitious. You guys never F1 to answer. Well, because I feel like if I say the team that I want to win, it's going to somehow jinx them or something.

It's going to sound Homer-ish. That's the problem with this, because the Dodgers are actually really good, and they're peaking. They're playing really well right now. Giants are in a little bit of a downtrend.

So it's going to sound super homer-ish and super biased but it's also kind of chalk. But I mean, they're the best team in baseball right now. I think the Rays

might have the same record but they're the best team. So it sounds homer-ish but it's going to be the Dodgers. Plus, the Rays are currently at 84 to 49 losses. The Dodgers have 85 wins. So I think they're almost identical.

And Eric has witnessed this multiple times. Every time I badmouth someone from the Dodgers or the Dodgers itself, they do a complete 180. So I feel like if I talk good about them, it's going to be a complete 180 backwards. Dodgers-Yankees? Yeah. All right.

Here's the crazy part is that the Dodgers and the Giants are literally neck and neck. The Dodgers have one game up currently as of this recording. Do you know what's the most crazy part is that Bort is actually in Chime In and way more than the guy that works at a sports radio station. He's going to Homer. The only thing I was going to say is yes, they are 100% correct. I do believe that the Dodgers will make it to the World Series.

They have the experience. They have the technology. I thought you said that they were cheaters and that they're terrible and they don't deserve to win. They have a don't make me go to Twitter. Oh, I'm not Brett relax. I have a shut down pitching

rotation like their pitching rotation is just bonkers crazy. Their lineup has plenty of postseason experience. I have them winning the National League in theseason experience. I have them winning the National League. In the American League, I have it's going to be either Yankees or Astros. It's going to be one of those two.

No, I honestly think I don't. You're smoking. You're smoking. You're smoking big goings. I want to hear why don't you trust the Rays above the Astros or the Yankees? No, dude. The White Sox. I said Astros or Yankees is going to be one of the two. I don't trust the White Sox.

They've gotten streaky, but they've gotten ice cold at some times. I don't know if I fully trust them. Tampa Bay's. Lucas Giolito's hurt. Tim Anderson's hurt. Tampa Bay's pitching is really, really good. They're hitting not as great. So I'm a little iffy

on Tampa Bay. Houston has all the experience, so there is that, but the Yankees also have that much of that experience as well. If you're Major League Baseball, you are praying for either Dodgers-Yankees or Dodgers-Astros. But the

Brewers are also, they're built like the Rays. Very good pitching, very streaky hitting, not 100% sure sold on them. Yeah. I'm just ready for the playoffs, man. There's some close races in these divisions. And like you said,

you know, Houston's really good at cheating. They have AI now. Exactly! That's what I'm saying. That was Tyler's words, not mine. Have you,

like, they are like what the space capital, they have like all those little like drones that can drones that can disguise themselves. Remember, Tyler said that Houston is the best at cheating, and they're better than everybody else. And their record will never fail. So this is the interesting thing.

This weekend, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Astros, Padres in San Diego. They could knock them out in the playoff race. We'll see. Well, Padres are obviously religious. What a garbage lineup. Padres are religious, so obviously they won't cheat, so obviously they're going to lose. Come on.

Yeah, thank you. All right, here's the deal. I don't know, have you guys heard about this, that Facebook has fantasy games now? People are going to vote who they think is going to win certain games. So then there will be like a ranking for each game. So what they said is Facebook is actually gearing up to make it sports betting.

They're just kind of making the ecosystem. They're making the platform ready. The platform ready just in case if they launch games. Yeah, that's like the way around sports betting when it's not legal in your state is you bet on like, you bet through DraftKings and it's not directly based on like the game's outcome, but you get like prop bets and yeah so this is they say this is facebook dipping their

toe into that arena one thing i've been noticing too that uh i i didn't notice before is that uh like on for instance twitch they have a section for slots and these people are playing slots but they're not using money money they They're using like cryptocurrency as money. Could that be like a loop around? Could you sort of do that with sports bets? I mean, crypto is not regulated, but I'm sure the government will find a way to get the money. Which sucks. They'll figure out a way.

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Anybody with like fun stuff? I mean, Randy did take a trip to go find apparently the world's greatest breakfast burrito. What'd you rate that? That was like a seven. All right. Nice. It was worth your time. Yeah, I know.

But I will say, though, that two of the best breakfast burritos in Los Angeles are found not too far from the station. Shout out to Corner Cottage and Norm's. Awesome. If you guys want to send us burritos, please do. Anybody else? I mean, during the week, I go to the gym and I go home. I go to work, I go to the gym, I go home.

That's pretty much it. Well, okay, weekends. Like, we don't work on the weekends. Dude, I've actually, personally, I've been laying low the last few weekends because, A, car troubles. As you guys know, I still can't get a part for my car. Right, right. My other car, you know, I'm trying to keep it kind of on the DL.

And then one of my pets hasn't been feeling the best lately. So I was like, okay, let me take care of her. I know. But honestly, dude, I binge-watching Pluto TV. It was Bar Rescue 24-7. We've moved on to Ink Masters. Ink Masters. Yeah, I love Ink Masters.

We spent an entire Saturday last weekend just from the moment we woke up until the moment we passed out from being drunk. We were literally watching Ink Master the entire time. It was Ink Master and playing Pokemon on my ds that was it i think that's not uh spicy nacho and i we find ourselves in the mornings on the weekend binge watching a bunch of shows before we get out of bed like we you can knock out a bunch of freaking shows at once dude but then you get stuck in the trap if it's something like ink masters where it's an elimination show you just gotta keep one more episode we're like who's getting eliminated what horrible

tattoo is yeah i don't know if you knew this brett but the guy who tattooed my um my chicago bear logo he had been like tattooing under all or a peck one of the judges for like the past couple years out in dallas okay we talked to my ink master like how come you never did he's like i don't know man i don't like to be stressed out i like to be chill have you watched that show it's insanely stressful i always watch that show and i'm like okay you're a tattoo artist it's cool and all you get your pub but then if you you get your tattoo critiqued like on national tv oh yeah here's this work i just put on you and then like all of a sudden the guy you put it on is totally like yeah you know he gets all my thing is when these people all of a

sudden they get all ballsy because they're on a judge competition show oh yeah like they ramp it up you know i wasn't expecting the color in the shading to look like this like well bro i just tattooed you so f off yeah good luck with that yeah dude it's crazy because when you watch that show and sometimes the people who willingly get tattooed they start crying or like i don't like the way it looks guess what sorry it's free yeah I remember watching this one episode where they had to do a tattoo that was music related. I don't remember what it was. And the guy showed the chick that he was going to do the tattoo on. She, uh, he showed her what it was going to look like. And she just straight up said, no, I'm not really feeling it. And she walked out. So he had

nobody tattoo. He got eliminated because he wouldn't put the tattoo on himself. And I was like, I don't know if I necessarily agree with that. I haven't had a real big itch to get a tattoo lately. Me and my fiance have been talking pretty regularly about going out and getting one. Let's go again together. What's the theme?

Menace is Real actually made it even worse of an itch besides Ink Master because Menace posted a reel for What's New Pod, like the little bio like, what we do is what we do everything. It looked really dope. You can find it at What's New Pod on Instagram. All of a sudden, Menace was like, hey, we get tattoos and here's this terrible one of Tyler's, you know? And I was like,

man, we gotta get some new tattoos. I get a lot of compliments on that one still. I got like four in my mind that I want next. I want one on my shin. I want to like finish an arm piece. Yeah, I think I have about on my shin. I want to finish an arm piece. Yeah, I think I have about four as well. I definitely want Chimichurro. Hell yeah.

Over your heart, right? Hell yeah. Over my heart all day. And then, yeah, a couple other ones that I want to get. But I say we just go and do it. We've got to find a good spot, though. I mean, that's easy. We can find a couple good spots.

I know a couple other places in Vegas if we ever need one. Nice. Randy, get that Gorilla Mall tattoo so you can get 50% off your meal every time you go. I know. Randy, okay. I'm going to be honest here. If Tyler won't go down the street for food, Randy, I know you'll drive to downtown LA to try to find the world's greatest breakfast burrito. Why not explore? But you will not go repeatedly to downtown LA to try to find the world's greatest breakfast burrito. I like to explore.

But you will not go repeatedly to a food spot just to get a discount. Well, remember when I got a... Even in a Prius. Well, remember when I did overnight at Chick-fil-A and I got the free Chick-fil-A for a year? I was going pretty consistently for like three months. And then I was like... Then you quit? And I feel like I'm going to Chick-fil-A too often because I was eating like three to four sandwiches a week.

You wasted eight months of Chick-fil-A. No, but I did use it when I could, though. But it's like eating Chick-fil-A every single day. I probably would be a lot bigger than I already are. Well, we have new Raising Canes coming soon. And hopefully, they're going to hook everybody up with Raising Canes for a year. So if you don't want that, then I'll take it. I'll give it to somebody else.

You know, we did pass by that new Raising Cane's in the DeLorean. Yes. Looking good. Burbank, California coming at you pretty soon.

Jumping the DeLorean go ahead in time when it's open already. That's what we were trying to do. I've already been scheduled to go to Raising Cane's that's going to be opening

in El Segundo. Nice. Also, I already reached out to our friends at Mattel to let them know that it's coming to be opening in El Segundo. Nice. Also, I already reached out to our friends at Mattel to let them know that it's coming to town so we can hang out with them and go to Raising Cane's. Yes, let's go. Also, in Whittier, we've talked about that on the last

podcast. Yes. In Burbank and I feel there's one more that I'm supposed to be hitting up, but I can't remember. Oh, wait. Downey, right? There is one in Downey. Yeah. Is that one already open? Yeah, it's already open. Okay, never mind. Okay, I'm supposed to be hitting up, but I can't remember. Oh, wait. Downey, right? There is one in Downey, yeah. Is that one already open? Yeah, it's already open.

It's been open for a while. Okay, I'm tripping. All right. Five minutes away, Minnis. Okay, let's go. I like that we passed over Tyler's weekend. Yeah, Tyler, what are you doing with your free time? I didn't really ask him because I figured that he actually has another job that you have to work on the weekends for, right?

So I actually am doing both of those jobs, and I'm starting to do a little bit of side work for Amazon Flex, just delivering packages. Hell yeah, Flex. So you actually make a good little chunk of change for only working for three and a half hours. I think it's for three and a half hours. They pay you like 65 bucks.

And I'm like, that's not bad. You remember when Tyler was doing DoorDash and he tried to tell us it was him working out? I'm walking a lot. Yeah. With other people's food. I know. These boxes don't lift themselves.

At least this is like heavy boxes. That's a go order. That's cool though. Imagine your security camera shows just Tyler holding your package just like trying to leave Amazon Flex, man. That's cool, though. Imagine your security camera shows you just Tyler holding your package, just trying to leave it at your porch. That's good, though, because that's a good name for your resume. Once people see Amazon, it doesn't matter what capacity that you work for Amazon for, that's good for your resume.

I'm telling you. And I kind of like it. I mean, you just throw packages in your car, you scan them with your phone, you drop them off at the door, and then you just move on to the next one. And I will give Amazon this credit. They did a really good job of all the packages they give you. They only give it to you for one certain area. So as opposed to something like Uber or DoorDash, where you're driving all over the city from

location to location, when you deliver these packages, you're confined to usually like maybe a 10 square mile area and you just have to drop them all off. That's awesome. Obviously, there's a lot of places, you know, in that 10 square mile area. Do you have to interview or something or is it just like an application? Because I'm assuming there's not like an in-person formal thing

just to deliver packages. Yeah, because if they saw you, they wouldn't have gave you a job. See that tattoo and go, oh no. This guy's for sure going to take the packages home. You know who would be the worst at delivering packages for Amazon? Randy.

I wonder what's in this box. No. Is this for keepsies here? Do you guys want, can I keep this? Oh, I like this. It's like Tyler had delivered it. Randy, I'll tell you what.

When you sign up, they give you a free Amazon vest. You can keep that. Oh, heck yeah. Oh, yeah. I am sold. All right. You guys want to move on to some food news? Yeah. Sure.

Careful what we talk about. It might show up in the studio. Alright. And it will be shaving because we're talking about it. God, man. There is one on the list and I'm like, oh, it comes out in the studio. Pancakes and burritos. But this is all bad stuff, again, going back to Eric, because it's Eric's season, pumpkin spice

Saturday. So, the first announcement is bud light seltzer embraces pumpkin spice seltzer all in all out i don't know i don't know if i get behind this i know i'm all for the pumpkin but i tried pumpkin spice alcohol once and it was a little much have you had pumpkin beer though i have actual pumpkin beer well i had the samuel yeah i've had that one. Samuel Adams. Samuel Adams. Samuel Adams. No, no, no.

The Samuel Adams. There's different ones that are really, really, really good. I'll send you a couple links for them. Like the Headless Horseman, the Shipyard ones. I'd try that one. Really, really good. The Samuel Adams pumpkin one, I was not a fan of. Yeah, I'll try the Bud Light Seltzer.

It's a seltzer, you said, right? It's not the beer. Yeah, I mean, I'll try it. Whatever. Okay. I had a pumpkin spice, the cold brew from Starbucks. How was that? Oh, delicious.

Oh, yeah. That sounds pretty good. All right, here we go. Here's the one that I'm afraid that it will show up. And Leon, if you're listening, do not bring it by the station. Here we go. That signal is not on. It's off.

All in, all out. Pumpkin pie Kit Kats. Oh, yes. I'll bring it to the studio. Sorry, Leon. I got this one. Leon, if you would like to send some to Houston, Texas, I will pay for the shipping. That sounds great. That does

sound really good. I'm so far in, I came back around and did another lap. Okay, quickly moving on before Leon hears it. Leon is one of our super listeners. The Woodyholics, he likes to call himself. Dude, he's outside the door. Come on before Leon hears it. Leon is one of our super listeners. The Woodyholics, he likes to call himself. Dude, he's outside the door. Come on.

Let him in. Burritos. Here is the next thing. I know I shouted this out on the Woody show. It's the Pringles. They debut the spooky glow-in-the-dark cans. So it looks like all Halloween themed, and they glow in the dark that's cool no no special flavors but they just look cool and these are already out because you know it's

october already oh wait september 2nd wow i know um i drove by a house the other day coming home from uh from the gym sorry guys i keep bringing it up but um and this house was now you're not me now i feel bad yeah i this. Oh, because we're all fat? Is that what you're trying to say? I try not to be that guy, but literally that's my life. I go to the gym, I come home. I already know I'm fat. It's okay. Jesus Christ, man.

Hey, fatties, I go to the gym every day. I work for Amazon Flex, guys. This house was completely decorated for Halloween already. Too early. I know we're doing the seasonal stuff already. Too early? Why? It's September 2nd. You need a good lead up.

There's going to be like 100 degree weather. I guarantee at least like for a week before even October's close. True. I get it. I need at least below 70 for Halloween decoration. Nothing says Halloween in California than 100 degrees, man. It's not like we get any other weather here.

During Christmas we'll have 100 degrees. I had this conversation with someone the other day where I felt like last year, the weather was all sort of out of sync and it was hot when it was supposed to be cold. So I don't really remember the last time we had a fall, like a legit fall season. 1995.

Oh, man. We're overdue then, I guess. Remember El Nino? That was the last time that I actually had a real winter. Oh, geez. All right. All in, all out on this limited edition chocolate trail flavored Pop-Tarts.

Yes. Ow. Yeah. Yes. Did you say ow or out? I said ow because his yes was so loud. Yeah, and out. I'm not the biggest fan of these super sweet flavors for Pop-Tarts.

They taste good. They smell good. They look good. But once again, your stomach, you're like, what did I just do? I'll probably eat it. I'm down the biggest fan of these super sweet flavors for Pop-Tarts, man. They taste good. They smell good. They look good. But once again, your stomach, you're like, what'd I just do? I'll probably eat it. I'm down for everything once, you know? Right. Okay, I'll keep it 1,000 with you.

At Disneyland, they have all these different flavored churros. I only like the OG flavored churro. I don't like all the different flavored churros. I did have the strawberry shortcake one once, and that was pretty bomb. You did? Yeah. I mean, they did have this one just recently when we did the Woody show, After Hours Takeover, where it was dipped in peanut butter and chocolate

and had some marshmallows on top of it. But it had the OG churros underneath all that stuff. Okay. So that was quite delicious. So you still got some of the OG churros in there. Yeah. I do love a good churros underneath all that stuff so okay that was quite delicious so you still got like some of the og churros in there yeah i do love a good churro but uh i am i'm kind of i'm kind of over the whole pop tart thing okay well that's because you ordered 6 000 of them for us you're welcome you dickheads here's the next one here's the next one all in all out i've been seeing these on tv

like crazy i'm just gonna go ahead and say I'm all in. Not just because they are a sponsor of the Woody Show. Del Taco. Have you seen those quesadilla tacos? They look so good. I'm in. They look so good. They basically just take a quesadilla, fold it in half, and put a bunch of taco stuff right in the middle.

I'm in. Good. I'm in. You know what happens after we talk about Del Taco here? I have Del Taco for lunch. I might get Del Taco for lunch. Guess who can't have it for lunch? I can't because it's not here in Texas and now I want to come.

Texas is so fun. We've had other options of food to eat like maybe Kura Sushi because you know they're also down the street. Del Taco can do no wrong i love del taco so much del taco has been so good like i don't know anyone that doesn't like del taco del taco is amazing i've loved it ever since i was a kid i was lucky enough to have one across i love rolling up to del taco and seeing something new in the menu that i didn't see last time like they had

for a while these chicken tenders with like uh this like an orange savory sauce and i was like i'm in i love del taco yeah and now you get a quesadilla talk i know okay so not to be outdone taco bell has launched nationwide their crispy chicken sandwich taco have you seen this so basically crispy chicken i would say kind of like the chalupa type bread with a little bit of sauce on it i'm in i'm willing to try it yeah i don't know, but the only thing is, past couple times I've been at Taco Bell, even though I'm a Taco Bell lifer, got married at

Taco Bell, I would get a Taco Bell tattoo if they ever sponsored the Woody Show. They've been kind of disappointing me lately. I feel like the menu's just too limited. I don't even know what to order anymore. It reminds me of like the breakfast menu. Remember when they were making those like pancake?

Kind of like pancake. The breakfast waffles. Yeah, but it looks good though. It looks good. It's like, yeah, Del Taco has the grilled chicken or the chicken tacos too, except this one has like chalupa bread. It's called the crispy chicken sandwich taco. I'm in.

I'm going to put that on the list. list love taco bell one more piece of food news it'd be the duncan in the harpoon brewery releasing a blueberry beer oh so i actually had they had a collaboration last year where they did a regular duncan flavor and then they did a pumpkin spice Dunkin' flavor for a beer through Harpoon Brewery, and it was delicious. I'd try it. Blueberry? Yeah.

Yeah, all in. How would you say no to blueberry? It's going to be dope. I would try it. I'd be down. All right. Well, oh, just before I forget, I know that was my last piece of food news,

but I just don't want you guys to forget. You have one more week. If you go to The Woody Show on Instagram, that's at The Woody Show on Instagram. Just go through our profile and you'll see a post for Kura Sushi. You have one more week to enter to win $200 for a gift card. We already hooked up somebody else and they were super excited to get hooked up with a $200 gift card. I mean, who wouldn't be excited for that? But at up with a $200 gift card. I mean, who wouldn't be excited for that?

But at Kura, it's quite delicious. I love Kura. I got to go recently when my car was being worked on. Nice. And, uh, I have a confession to make.

Okay. I love it. It's so delicious, but you know how you have to put the plates in, in order to get like the little video screen to try to build the rock, you go to the moon and all stuff. You get a little free toy. We did it when all five of us went. I can't do it on my own.

Oh, no. Oh, okay. I couldn't do it. Do you need your team? I need everybody here to help. I wish there was like a single player option. That'd be kind of cool. There wasn't.

I made it to like eight plates and I'm like, I haven't even gotten to like the second video yet. Come on. You need to get to like 12 or something, right? I know. I literally got the intro video. I'm like, I can't do this by myself.

We killed so many plates last time. I'm surprised we fit that booth, to be honest. I did get a little nice one since I was by myself. They set me up in a little bar area, man. But the entire time, I'm like, how am I supposed to do this by myself? I need like Tyler's stomach. I need Randy's stomach. Eric surprisingly could put down like a thousand plates.

As long as it's not spicy. I crush sushi. Like, I destroy sushi. But they were awesome. I respect that fact that you want my stomach. I respect that. The conveyor belts were full. The food came out.

The made-to-order came out within like a minute and a half. It was so good. I love Kura so much. I love it as well. So, yeah, get on that giveaway. Just go to AtTheWittyShow on Instagram. Speaking of giveaways, Ravy and I are doing the Friday hour on Twitch every week now. And it's not always on Friday because it's just a Friday vibe, guys. It's just a party. So just go to Friday hour.com. Sign up, be a sub. You can be a sub through your Amazon prime. If you don't know

what that is, just Google it and just go to our page. If you are a sub, you're automatically put into a giveaway every week. So we've already done two giveaways. We're on our third giveaway and just turn on those notifications to know when we're going live. We're going to be going live this Wednesday because we want to do it where I'm at the resort in Mexico where I'm going to have a couple of drinks. So I don't even know if I'll remember the broadcast or if I'm even going to be running it. I'm going to think that I'm running it. Maybe not. But I guarantee you, I'm going to have a couple of cervezas before the broadcast and we'll see how it goes. Are you going to be getting your mixed drinks?

Are you going to get the bucket beer like you've done in the past? Because the last time you went to Mexico and you were texting us, you didn't the conversation and it was it was a slobber knocker pretty much of a conversation i'm like okay so i've started to make a pact with spicy nacho i go look if i get a little hand it's okay you can reprimand me i'd rather have you reprimand me and say hey you know what it's time to go don't let me just run free. Get me out of any situation. And also, I think the phone just has to go away. I've learned my lesson after many times of not having my phone when I'm drunk to tweet and do dumb crap like that. But having a computer to broadcast live, that might be kind of dangerous. you need to make sure you set it up before because i've had i've had mornings where i wake up after like a party or having friends

over and my entire like entertainment center is just destroyed wires everywhere and i look at my fiance or buddy who slept over something like dude what the hell happened he's like yeah you were trying to connect the switch last night and just come out get the wires right or like the controllers weren't linked up and menace gets cross-faded. You know he's going to do that. Not in Mexico. I wish. I'm just too afraid to travel with weed at all.

I wouldn't even travel within America with weed. Not going to do it. I mean, it's playing it safe. What fun can you not have with all the alcohol you're going to have with you anyways? Oh, for sure. And then they have a little taco stand set up everywhere. I'm just going to be nice. Oh, yeah. Just tacos and swimming. So back to have with you anyway. Oh, for sure. And then they have a little taco stand set up everywhere. I'm just kidding. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Just tacos and swimming.

So back to having food dropped off. Yeah. Leon, where are you? No. Don't do it. Pancakes. Burritos. All right, guys. Well, I'm going to wrap this up early because I got to take off to San Francisco and go to that Dodgers game

and the Giants game and then take off to Mexico. But again, go to FridayHour.com. That's FridayHour.com. I'll talk with you guys if you're going to be open to recording a podcast next week or not. You don't have to if you don't want to, but we'll figure something out and we'll get something out next week right here at What's New Pod.com. But speaking of podcasts, the Bortcast.

What's going on with the broadcast? Well, if you go to the broadcast.com, you can catch up on all the recent episodes of the broadcast. Uh, lots of paranormal stuff, wrestling stuff, just ridiculous arguments over zebra cakes,

whether they're delicious or not. And other easy question, other ridiculousness on there. And, there should be an episode coming this week since the show's on vacation and I have time. So we'll see. All right. Sweet.

I think it's going to be very comic book heavy. Nice. I'm sorry, Randy. DC related. I know you guys have trademark on Marvel, so I'll be on the DC side over here talking about it. Good one. Nice. There's a lot of Batman stuff.

That's exactly what I need to catch up on. And a lot of batman stuff that's exactly what i need to catch up on and a lot of very comic book related stuff a lot of like all the comic book companies are redoing their franchises right now and pushing out storylines so a lot of cool things to catch up on awesome yep uh eric please say sorry to your mom because i haven't shouted out her blanket website for a long time it's all good that's good. That's blanketsbytracy.com. That's blanketsbytracy. And Tracy is spelled T-R-A-C-E-Y.com. Blankets by Tracy.

The world's best blankets. I have four of them. I'm about to order another one for some radio friends of mine in Seattle because she made one for me. A Seattle Kraken one? Yeah, it looks dope. She's gearing up for the... A Seattle Kraken one? Yeah, she's gearing up for the holiday season. The temperature's dropping, so it's blanket season

in the household of Tracy. She's doing a bunch of team-related ones, a bunch of football teams. I know she made Patriots, Cowboys, another Bills one for me personally, and then she has some Lakers ones. There's tons. Her Poshmark is linked up to the website. Go through there through there i'm gonna be tossing a bunch of photos on different

kinds of blankets and fabrics and stuff so nice i'm gonna get that seattle one and send it to carla marie and anthony they're big twitch streamers and podcasters they've done um threshold radio in seattle as well and i said once i saw i was like oh we got to send it to them it's it's it sucks that they're going to be rivals to the Kings, you know, in their division and stuff. They're going to play them a bunch. Because I like the logo. I like the color. You know, it's always fun when a new team is.

It's a cool name. You got that, yeah. You got that kind of new toy car smell on it. It's like, oh. But then they're like literally on the same coast. The Kings are probably going to play them like eight times a year. And I'm going to have to hate them. Every game, NCL is going to be like live from Climate Pledge Arena.

I'm from the ecosystem up there. The Pledge or something. They'm going to have to hate them. Every game and Seattle's going to be like live from Climate Pledge Arena. I'm from the ecosystem up there. The Pledge or something. They're going to give them something cool. So make sure you hit up blanketsbytracy.com. If you want more sports talk, make sure you listen to Tailgater Sports. Just go to tailgatersports.com. That's tailgatersports.com. That's with Randy, Eric, and Tyler.

And of course, we're linked up with the Chargers here in Los Angeles with Alt 98.7. And make sure you follow at Tailgater Sports on Instagram because we'll have more giveaways for more games. I think the next game is versus the Cowboys, correct? Yeah, that's their home opener because the Rams, I think, play the Bears in week one at SoFi. And then it's the Chargers' turn to open their home schedule

the next week in week two against the Cowboys. So that's a huge game. The Cowboys in general draw a huge crowd. And Chargers' first home regular season game with fans in the stands is so fun. It's going to be huge. That's awesome. If you like hearing Tyler be miserable, this episode's really good because we hear Tyler cry about his team. Yeah.

We've been running through the divisions. We have the AFC and NFC West coming up. And then NFL is coming, dude. It's on the door. Talk about it. A lot of things going on with the Patriots as well. You'll meet both NFL. And then NFL is coming, dude. It's on the door. A lot of things going on with the Patriots as well. A lot of news. Tailgatersports.com. Check out the Joe Coy podcast. I just saw him in Santa

Barbara last Friday. It was so much fun and he just announced a bunch of new shows. So go to JoeCoy.com. That's J-O-K-O-Y.com. JoeCoy.com. He also tossed out the firstK-O-Y.com. Jokoy.com. He also tossed out the first pitch, I think, the other day at Dodger Stadium. Yeah, he did.

That's cool. Filipino Heritage Night at Dodger Stadium. So he was on the mound. What a baller move. Some good form and everything. I know. He probably practiced for sure. Dude, there's no way you don't practice.

If I go out on the first pitch, I'm definitely trying to toss him. Yeah, you have to because the angle is completely different from what you would practice with. Because I walked out on the field with Woody once for him to go do that, and you can go halfway if you want. You don't have to stand on the mound. I'm like, if I'm going to do it, even though I would probably be terrible at it,

I'm standing on the mound. I'm not going to go halfway. Yeah, because there's a lot of people, they'll do the grass, they'll do the front of the mound, but yeah, some people get up, and it's, yeah, like Brett said, it's different. It's a little bit raised, there's a lot of people. They'll do the grass. They'll do the front of the mound. Some people get up and it's like Brett said, it's different. It's a little bit raised. It's pretty far. You've got to at least know how to throw a ball. Tyler probably wouldn't be able to get even

anywhere near the better one. I can 50-cent throw. Hold on. Tyler says he can do it. No problem. Do we want to take bets and try this? We were literally just talking about this on our show this morning. I can hit 50 miles an hour easy. Come on, dude. Dude, I've seen you underhand a beanbag.

You cannot throw a baseball 50. Go to a batting cage. Tell me you're coming to California for the least Thanksgiving or something. 50. I will be in California actually a little over a month from now. 50. I want you to go to a batting cages and stand in the 30 and just see how hard 30 comes at you. 50.

You're insane. We're doing this. I'm not playing. We're doing this. No, I'm 110%. Let's do a contest. Let's like what? 50. Usually the batting cages have like six stalls.

Why don't like all of us just take one and see who can hit the best? If I can throw a ball faster than you, then I get your Amazon Flex vest. If I beat you in the batting cage, I get your shoes. Not because I want them. I just want to have your shoes. This is the janitor from Whittier Little League guys we're talking about, okay? All right, Tyler, just to confirm, you said 50-5-0. 5-0, yes.

I could hit. Tyler, when was the last time anything came at you at 50 miles an hour? Apparently, they don't drug test at Amazon because this gets high as shit now. Oh, my God. I know this company does it. Yeah, the brothers know what he's doing. JoeCoy.com. Check out his podcast. Check out our friends Matt and Kim.

They are a band. They're releasing a bunch of new music. Go to MattandKim.com. See where they're going to be playing live next. Also, follow them on TikTok at Madden Kim. Check out Sex with Emily. Just go to sexwithemily.com. That's sexwithemily.com.

Follow her on Instagram at sexwithemily on Instagram. And of course, listen to The Mothership Monday through Friday, The Woody Show on the iHeartRadio app. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? Nothing else matters. One week from now, week one NFL football, it's back, baby. Let's go.

Eric, anything to say before we leave? 50. I'm just honestly flabbergasted by the fact that he thinks he can throw 50 miles an hour. No, I think he said he can hit 50 miles an hour. No, he said throw. He said throw, dude. It's even worse. Yeah, because we were talking about throwing off the mound. That was it?

You're such a liar. I almost fell off my chair. I'm not even joking. Where were you the past couple minutes? I had batting cages in my head. I wanted to see Tyler swing out. No, because we had a conversation actually a few weeks ago on our podcast about Tyler how I guess Tyler...

Were we even upside down? Probably. Tyler had the option to go to batting practice or something for a minor league team somewhere nearby, or the conversation was up in the air. Oh, no, no, I haven't had the option. I said I would definitely take the team up on the offer if they ever offered it up to the guys over at our station. I would definitely go and take the batting practice.

That'd be dope. And then Eric and I were talking about how horrible he would be because there's no way he's hitting anything remotely even near the wall in the outfield. Oh, for sure. For sure. i can't talk that much though i only played one year of little league and uh i didn't hit anything i like i had one line drive my entire season and that was it and then i quit and i played soccer for seven years um who do we got randy yeah well it's kind of piggybacking off of tyler to get drug tested for those pitches because we always had the conversation during our tailgater Olympics, but Tyler moved to Texas.

Yeah. So we never got to do the whole football and sports thing against him. So maybe when he comes to California. COVID wasn't a thing. We could try that. All right, Tyler, come on, man. When you come back to California, maybe we'll do a little bit something like that. It's content.

Put your money where your mouth is. All right. Brett. Can we come up with challenges for all of something like that. It's content. Put your money where your mouth is. All right. Brett? Can we come up with challenges for all of these guys, just all of us, and just start taking bets? Yes, let's do it. Eric's going to win all of them. It's not even fun.

Not just sports ones. You can pick ones for Eric that he's not good at. I'm glad Randy knows. Like, apparently, sci-fi trivia. Like, he'll bob at that. What do you think about one that I might do well at is the field goal kicking, me versus you? How do you think you'll do?

I think I could kick a ball pretty well. I think there's a few surprises here on this podcast. Like, Menace can kick a field goal. I know you've done it, right? You've done a, didn't you do a Woody show kind of athletic thing? Yeah, I did a video. Yeah. I mean, I've never tried to kick a field goal,

so you already went up on me on that. I mean, Randy can swim like Aquaman. That was a surprise, right? I don't know if I'd win a swim competition. That was a bold-faced lie. I'm down for anything, guys. Especially athletic. Also, if anyone wants to loan us

a Batmobile, I know we already drove the DeLorean. If anyone wants to loan us a Batmobile to drive... That's next on the hit list. Leon, get on it. Yes, exactly. Next time you show up here, you better have pumpkin Kit Kats driving a Batmobile. With burritos. Or you're not allowed to come by here anymore. Or just bi-weekly breakfast burritos.

In a Batmobile. In a Batmobile. We'll even accept any version of the Batmobile. 1960s is preferred, though. Or Hot Wheels. Yes, exactly. Or Hot Wheels 1. All right, guys.

Well, I really got to hit the road. I'll talk to you guys next week. And thank you for listening to What's New Pod. Please rate and review this podcast. Go to whatsnewpod.com. That's whatsnewpod.com. Also, shout out to everybody that has picked up Diego Hot Sauce. Thank you for that.

Just go to diegohotsauce.com. That's diegohotsauce.com. I have a meeting later today about getting it into a couple stores so it'll be much cheaper than buying it on Amazon. But thank you for everybody that's already picked it up on Amazon. But we're going to get it in a store pretty

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