What's New Podcast - Car Drama, Randy Mom Drama, Sports Weekend and More!

Episode Date: October 16, 2019

On this episode of the Whats New Podcast we cover Car Drama, Randy Mom Drama, Sports Weekend and More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I am Menace, your host. We have Bort, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show across the United States. Also across the world on AFN. He has an assistant. His name is Nick Soundwave. Are you guys lovers once again? I think so. He's not upset

with me this week. He also works for Fox Sports so he knows a little something about sports. We have Randy. He is also a radio DJ himself. What stations are you on, Randy? Alt 106.1 Crab Radio in Bakersfield and Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles. He's also the video guy for The Woody Show, and he is a food go-getter expert himself.

People have started to acknowledge that whenever we meet strangers. Like, oh, he's really good at getting food. Yeah. Thanks. Not only that, I almost loaned you out to the people at Mattel. That's right. That's where it's from. What?

We're at Mattel, and we're introducing ourselves, and Brett takes the liberty of mentioning how, oh, you know, he's really good at fetching food. Yeah. He's really good. He'll drive all the way here, bring you food. Don't worry. Anytime. He's never let me down once.

See? Strong. Exactly. Yeah. We also have Tyler, who is the board operator for the Woody Show on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles and Orange County. I am not as good at getting food as Randy is. Speaking of letting down.

Yeah. Oh. Look at it. Look at it. Starting off already. I love it. Look at it. He's got jokes.

Wow. Cool. So this Friday coming up, if you haven't listened to the past 15 podcasts that we've done, I'm having a birthday party. It's the Menace Birthday Bash. Everybody in this room and everybody from the Woody Show is going to be there. Morongo Casino, October 18th. It starts at 8 p.m., 21 and up.

We have a bunch of giveaways going on. If you don't live in the area, you still have time to book a flight. Do it. Just live life and fly into the Palm Springs Airport, and you can just go on over. It's about a half-hour drive. You can take a cab or rent a car to Morongo Casino. And of course, we are going to try to record a podcast once again right after the party in Bort's room? My room?

One of those rooms. Some of the rooms. We haven't figured it out yet. I'm really scared now because the last time we did one of these, it was a small recorder. There were shots and table and stuff. But now this is a big piece yeah we've gone hardcore and bought a full mobile podcasting unit and first of all unit and now we're gonna see if nicksound wave is going to continue a streak as being the drunkest person in the room is that guaranteed or not guaranteed probably yeah maybe i don't know

my family's gonna be at this one so yeah my mom i hope my mom got a room um and then what Is that guaranteed or not guaranteed? Probably. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. My family's going to be at this one. No way. Are you serious? Yeah, my mom got a room, and then my brother and his wife are coming. That's awesome. My fiance will be there. My sister will be there. I'm acting like it's a hindrance, but yeah, I don't have a filter sometimes.

I've seen you drunk with your whole family. Yeah, true. I mean, I'm acting like it's going to deter me. So actually, it's a good bet. All right, good. So you guys brought up Mattel, and I just want to thank everybody at Mattel, the whole Mattel team.

Yeah. Special shout out to Scott. Mattel was so much fun. If you don't know, we went to Mattel HQ, and we went to go play with Hot Wheels for hours. That was so much fun. That was super fun. We got to see the process from beginning to end.

You can see a bunch of photos on our Instagram at what's new pod. That's at what's new pod. I think Brett got the closest as far as the cars going down the ramp, right? Yeah. None of us made it into the bucket. Almost. I missed about an inch. There was this two-story device that you can put the hot wheels down and they go loop-de-loop.

No, somebody made it all the way through. Was it Bort? No, Brett made it. I missed the target. Yeah. He went wide left. Oh, somebody made it all the way through. Was it Bort? No, Brett made it. I missed the target. Yeah. He went wide left. Oh, man. He's close.

But guys, I remember saying, I said if by some miracle of God or whatever they had the WWE Ghostbusters figures, I was going to lose my ish. And what happened? And they had the WWE Ghostbusters figures. Oh, my God. I forgot where I heard it from,

but somebody basically said they've tried projecting their dreams and thoughts into the universe and hoping it comes back. So that worked. So I'm feeling good. I hope $1,000 comes my way sometime. We'll keep hoping. But, yeah, man, Mattel was so amazing.

We saw everything from real life-size Hot Wheels cars that they actually drive and move, like the X-Wing, to playing with Hot Wheels cars on the loop-de-loop. I thought I was going to drop dead of a heart attack. I was so happy. They're having a big Hot Wheels event this upcoming Saturday, October 19th. So if you want all the details, go to HotWheels.com. So, Randy, you brought up the vision board. Yes. And the thing is, I believe in vision boards.

If you put out your thoughts into the ether, which I love saying out in the ether, it does work. It does happen. I'm telling you. If you just stay focused, it works. And I'm going to remind you where you heard that. That was on the panel at L.A. Comic Con. That's right. With Courtney from the Nerd Now podcast and Katie, who was the moderator for the whole panel. And she's, of course, with Cameron.

They have Mostly True Opinions podcast that you can check out. And the panel name was? Wonder Woman Entertainment. And it was super, super good. I loved it. Yeah. And LA Comic Con was fun, man so many woody show listeners were there it was non-stop it was packed because i've been to san diego comic-con a bunch of times

and that is you know the mecca right the big super bowl of comic cons and then i've been to some other cons and it's kind of empty la comic-con packed, dude. I think after going to the LA one, I want to try one of the smaller ones just to see what those are like too. One of my favorite Comic Cons that I've ever gone to was the LA Comic Book Sci-Fi Fest. It's been going on in LA for 40 years. Wow. And it's small. They keep it kind of tight and you can find anything you want there.

I've been trying to go to the New York Comic Con for probably five years now. Dude, that would rule. I want to go to that one so bad, and it always happens in October, my birthday month, but I haven't made it happen yet, so that's on my list of cons. So Randy and I, we hit the LA Comic Con,

and then afterwards, we went to the Kings game where we met up with Tyler and Nick Soundwave, and that was a game, dude. Non-stop scoring, right? Yep. Absolutely non-stop scoring. It ended up in the middle of the second period. It's 4-1.

After the second period ends, I go with VD. We're looking for some nachos. And she's like, what if we don't make it back before the third horn? I look at her, literally say, we're up 4-1. What's the worst that could happen? We blew the lead. Oh, he jinxed it. Why did you do this, man?

I don't know. Of course he jinxed it. I want to point out something I observed about Randy at the game. Okay, so Randy said, yep, because he's a Ducks fan. Yeah, he's a Ducks fan. And, you know, originally we had a Ducks plan for him. But we're like, you know what? We're guests

of the king so we shouldn't show up with randy who's on desk let's be respectful we don't want to poo-poo in their home you know yeah so i noticed randy doing something during goals all right the kings would score and he would stand up with the crowd but not cheer and i saw right through i saw right through your plan, Randy, of not sticking out like a sore thumb and sitting down during the celebration. So when the Preds scored the first goal, I stood up but was then promptly told to not do that again.

He's cheering hella loud when the Predators were getting goals. Look, man, when you're in enemy territory. The Instagram story was amazing because Eric just kept on messing with Randy the entire time. Yeah, when I celebrate, it's usually... Obnoxious? amazing because eric just kept on messing with randy the entire time yeah when i when i um celebrate it's usually um obnoxious kind of obnoxious and it's either high fives or shakes and randy happened to be just right next to me it was awesome and he's trying to hide himself but also look like he's celebrating at the same time so he had to get something out of it yeah i'm gonna

post this video on our instagram at what's New Pod and everything that we're talking about isn't the highlight of the night board. It's not. How is that not the highlight of the night? The highlight of the night was capturing Tyler dancing. Oh my God. To Old Town Road. Tyler had a few things that he did

that night that Eric and I had a good chuckle about. I like sporting events. I like having fun. But dancing was the one thing that we were able to get on camera. Hold on. You enjoyed yourself, right, Tyler? Look, why am I going to go to these things if I'm not going to have fun and enjoy myself? I agree. I'm not going to crap on your fun, but we just enjoyed the dancing.

It was solid. Look, I will be the first to admit my dancing is god-awful. You can see it on our Instagram. I had fun, though. How were the nachos? They were bomb as hell. Which brings Soundwave and I to our next point. The next thing we enjoyed.

I have never, in my 23 years of existence, on this earth, in this universe, ether, whatever this is, I have never, ever seen someone absolutely violate a box of nachos like I saw Tyler do at the Staples Center that night. Dear God. His fingers were halfway in his mouth. Those nachos stood zero chance. Absolutely zero chance. Dude, it was over the second he sat down.

Those poor things were gone. Oh, man. That's what the chips probably felt like on he sat down. Those poor things were gone. Out of here! Oh, man. That's what the chips probably felt like on the way down. Tyler, what were you doing? Is there footage of this? No. Okay, well, I didn't take footage because that's kind of a dick thing, but Eric and I were taking a chuckle out of watching him

just absolutely devour nachos. Did you not eat before? Actually, no. I hadn't eaten all day, so I was starving. Well, actually, Soundwave was the one that pointed out to me. I was watching the game, and then he taps me on the shoulder. Well, no, I just noticed the combo, the full tilt of the spread that came back. It was the nacho, gummy bear, hot Cheetos, Reese's Pieces combo.

What? Yeah. And he was housing some beers, too. Yeah, and you were pumping down the Bud Lights, probably. It was a good afternoon in LA for Tyler. Look, it was Modelo. Okay, if you It was a good afternoon in L.A. for Tyler. It was Modelo. Okay, if you're going to tell me to get it right. Let's remember the week prior, we talked about watching what we ate and stuff,

and Tyler was talking about how, well, you know, I'm watching what I'm eating, and I'm exercising. Hey, guys, I'm doing better. I'm actually getting back on. Look, when I go to the stadium, look, it's game food. That's what's up. That's what's up. So we had a lot of fun.

It was a good time. It was a good time. The Kings are awesome. The presentation's great. It was a good time. The Kings are awesome. The presentation is great. Yes. To me, Bailey, everybody treated so awesome. I can't wait to go to more games with all you guys. It's going to be fun.

And Bort better join us next time. And I go to some band. So after the Kings game, Randy got a ride with me and we went back to the radio station. And something that we've noticed with randy he's an awful driver okay so previously when we had those lazy dog events randy offered to drive okay yeah this person very nice awesome i love it thank you i hate driving also i hate being a passenger and randy we're on the freeway. The cars are stopped. He's not slowing down at all.

No slowing down. I go, dude, when are you going to stop, man? The car's full stop. He's at full speed. We have a back truck right in front of us that we're about to go into. I go, dude, are you going to slow down? Yeah, I got this. I got this.

Guys. Literally hitting the brakes two seconds before. No tickets. No accidents where i've been at fault i understand but i was bringing up this thing that you have a car full of people it's called inertia at least i know of inertia look i drive a fantastic toyota 2019 prius 54 miles a gallon thing i absolutely love that car as well and the the brakes are outstanding. Slow down when the cars are stopped in front of you. There's this thing, it's called easing the brake. You brake a little

further away so you can slow down calmly. So people are saying okay Menace, well you said that you drove home. Why are you bringing up that Randy is a bad driver? Well, we're leaving the building and Randy is in front of me driving. then he slams on the

brakes and then hits the hazard lights what is going on and i i'm already under a time crunch because i got to get to the airport to pick up nacho right and then i drove around him and i go dude what are you doing he's like oh, there's a baby bird over there. I go, what? So what happened? I didn't even ask you any further because I had to take off to the airport. So I go up the ramp and there's this bird just chilling there, just sitting. So I run down there and I grab him

and I'm like, be free. And I threw him out. I don't want to get run over by a car. I'm an animal person. What can I say? Wait, so you picked him up and threw him in the air? I threw him outside of the parking lot. Did he go against the wall or did he fly away? Did he lay down the street? That's on him.

He figured that out. What happened? Tell me more. I took him to safety. I went down and I kind of corralled him. So with my sleeves, I sort of like started pushing him up. And I eventually got him out of the way. How do you even have an eye for birds?

I never see injured birds anywhere. Well, I was driving and the thing looked at me. I'm like, I got you, man. Don't trip. This dude focuses on everything but exiting the garage safely. The other day, like two weeks ago, he's pulling out in front of me, so he's crossing my path. I back

in, so I'm looking forward as he goes by and he's looking over at me, eating a bag of chips or something. So then I pull out behind him and I notice him swerving left and then right and then i see a a lady crossing the crosswalk to get to the elevators uh-huh and i'm watching behind him okay he's still going all right still inching for he's still swerving oh oh she's crossing and then he

and then he texted me 20 minutes later dude i almost gets this lady because he's eating the popcorn. And then he texted me 20 minutes later. Dude, I almost smoked that lady because I was eating my popcorn. So what you're saying is Randy has no regard for human life. It was a good popcorn. Edible life, yes. Look, guys, we're missing the main thing here. We're all alive. Not only is Randy a bad driver.

We're all here alive. She ended up safely at work, and I had my popcorn. Let's see what the bottom is. Not only is Randy a bad driver, he is a horrible passenger as well. No, I'm bad at being a passenger. Primarily because I'm used to driving all the time. I'm so used to... Let's think about that debacle.

Thank you for reminding me. Well, let's break this down. Let's break this down. I don't know why, but recently, every time I sit passenger side... Hold on. I don't know.

Let me do setup. Hold on. Let me do setup. All right, fine. Dude, thank you for reminding me. No problem. Because I should have

brought this up after we talked about going to Mattel and how awesome it was. Oh, it's perfect right now, I think. Dude, we're leaving Mattel. It's probably, what,

an hour plus to get home. Yeah. Okay. Hour 20? Yeah. Suddenly, you would think that Randy is having a heart attack or giving labor in the backseat. Oh, dude. Oh, my God.

Randy, what's going on? Are you okay? I need the window down. I need the window down. Is your appendix exploding? What is happening? I don't know. I just upset stomach. Oh, my God. I need the window down. Is your appendix exploding? What is happening? I don't know. I just upset stomach.

And then I tried sticking my head out. I'm car sick. Or I'm car sick. I tried sticking my head out the window, but I forgot the streets of Los Angeles haven't been paved over in maybe, I don't know, 40 years. So every time menace would hit a bump, my head would hit the window. It's your own fault for having your head out the window. I'm not even, am I exaggerating atating at all no i'm in the backseat with

him i wish i wish you could have seen me there was points where my body was turned to the left side of the car away from he's burping he's breathing he was a little sweaty and i guys when i was i'm not joking when i would like make a comment back there, I was worried about him. He looked like he was in pain and burping. How far were we into the car ride for this hour plus drive? It was the entire car ride. The whole car ride. Yeah, but we're 10 minutes in before this started happening.

And we were barely on the freeway. Most people would think, oh, you're on the freeway. It's stop and go traffic. No, we had gone off the freeway. We were taking the streets literally all the way back to the studio i don't know what happened and we got him food he should have been i go dude can i stop and get you food what is going on i was happy for the food i said thank you but uh but the burritos definitely did not sit well with me oh my god what was even

happening you know what it was i think because this is the second time that something similar to this happened. I think it's because I've been drinking coffee on an empty stomach. And that alone. That's not good. Yeah, that alone has just been effing me up. Yeah, but not to be that over the top. We already dispelled that because you said, oh, yeah, it's because I was on an empty stomach. You had Chick-fil-A that morning.

Oh, Chick-fil-A. But I had coffee for the Chick-fil-A. You also had coffee after the Chick-fil-A at Mattel. That's right. So you were not on an empty stomach. Tyler, at least you can be happy of this. We know Randy gives you a hard time like all of us do. But Randy gives you a lot of a hard time.

We kind of stopped caring about Randy's stomach. You're being so overdramatic right now. I wasn't being overdramatic. I felt like I was going to die. I'm not being overdramatic. Die from a car ride? We started driving through the canyons and pointing out to Randy, hey man, look how high up we are. Oh, this is such a wide turn. Tuck and

roll. I never want to drive with you. I don't think anybody wants to be in that van. It was the absolute worst. Randy was the worst driver when we fast forward to after the Kings game. The very next day, I got to go to the Clippers game. So I spent pretty much the whole weekend at Staples Center. That was super fun.

Shout out to the Clippers. Thank you so much for bringing by Chuck, the Condor. That was awesome. You can see the photo on our Instagram at what's new pod. So many mascots. So it was a big sports weekend as well. And guess what? Got another W on the fantasy football.

Thank you. Yeah, you know. If you don't follow The Woody Show, myself and Ravy from The Woody Show are in a fantasy fan duel challenge every single week. And everyone thought I was crazy for picking all those seahawks players and i didn't even know this until i found out later that the tight end that i picked was actually

the backup tight end right who ended up playing because the tight end that ravey picked got taken out of the game there you go you're just putting it out there into the ether yeah and it's coming back to you i think we need to to put Ravy on a suicide watch. I know because we're tied up now. How many more games do we have? We're at week six, 11 more weeks. 11 more weeks? 11 more weeks.

No way. Are you serious? There are 17 weeks in the season. We're at six. So yeah, 11 more. 11 more? Damn. That's going to be crazy.

All right. Well, I guess we'll see what happens. Let's talk about something that everybody in the room knows about. And it's called Disney Plus. The countdown is on for Disney Plus. Hell yeah. The Disney streaming service that's going to be launching November 12th. Yes.

And I'm all in with it. And I was talking last night with Spicy Nacho, and she's super excited for it. I think I'm going to get her on the phone to join this conversation. Hello? Nacho! What's up? What's going on? I have everybody here in the room with me right now.

Yeah. Hey, Nacho. Hey, guys. And I was telling them how hyped you were for Disney Plus to come out. And I can't remember all the things that you're hyped for. So I was wondering if we can recap it. Oh, yeah. So I'm pretty much going to be glued to this thing

for like at least two or three months straight. Yeah. Hell yeah. I'm hyped for, well, all the Disney Channel original movies like Johnny Tsunami, Xenon, Cheetah Girls, Brink. Hell yeah, Brink! Irish. Team Puppet Suds. Yeah, you know. Yes, yes. Brett knows

what's up. Are you excited for not only those, but the original Disney movies that were direct-to-video or would somehow show up on theaters? It was like Heavyweights or Camp Nowhere. Or you would see them on vhs yeah yeah at the grocery store you know also are you excited for disney junior puppy dog pals for

chimmy and churro or dogs yeah well i guess i have to be all right i'm gonna ask everybody in there i'm gonna let you off the phone because i know you have things to do, but I'm going to ask everybody in the room what they're excited for on Disney+, because this has been something that we've been counting down for. Thanks, Nacho. Thank you. Bye.

All right, Bort, I'll start with you. What are you most excited for? All right, well, obviously, brand-new Star Wars. Yes! You got Star Wars The Mandalorian, brand new Clone Wars. Hell yeah! So Mandalorian, is it a series? Yeah.

They say how many episodes are they going to do off the bat? I forget the episode count. I know it's a full season. So somewhere between 12 and 15. And they've already greenlit season two. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. I've never seen Brett as excited as he was when they wheeled out all the Star Wars stuff at D23.

Because he sat straight up and down. He was locked in. He was a tractor beam to all the Disney stuff. He was applauding and not a sarcastic applaud. Damn right, man, because Star Wars is fun and it rules. And I've been waiting for a Star Wars wars live action tv show since the prequels came out because george lucas said i'm gonna make a star wars live action tv show and he never did because of those prequels were terrible uh still they're fun they're star wars you gotta enjoy all

the star wars but yeah this will surprise you guys though besides that i'm looking forward to all the 80s and 90s cartoons that are popping up from Disney. Oh, yes. Duck Tales, Gummy Bears, Chip and Dale, Rescue Rangers, Darkwing Duck, The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. They all rule. Now, I'm going to trip out because I haven't seen any of these since I was a kid. Are they still going to be good, though? That's the question.

I've watched some of them. Am I still going to like it? I mean, Gummy Bears, I love. Gummy Bears is still fun. I've watched it. I mean, Gummy Bears, I love. Gummy Bears is still fun. I've watched it. DuckTales. Hold up. You know what I used to draw as a kid all the time was Tailspin. Dope.

Hopefully that will still hold up for me. I'm just afraid because remember, have you ever gone back to watch old cartoons that you loved as a kid and you're like, this doesn't even make sense. You know what? That happened a lot for most of the cartoons that were based on movies like bill and ted's excellent tv show the back to the future cartoon none of those hold up the disney shows they hold up though so what are you excited for i'm excited by default for the mighty ducks animated series hell yeah i'm also excited for the uh timon and pumbaa i remember that show very vaguely but that was my go-to show when I was a kid.

And then finally, ones that I remember growing up with, Lilo and Stitch, the series. Yes. And then my favorite Disney movie. Not a lot of people know this about me. The Three Caballeros. Oh, yes. Yes. That was high on the list when they started releasing everything that was going to be on there.

Dude, I love that movie so effing much. I think that's the first movie I ever saw that was made by Disney. You need to go to Epcot. Really? Is there a lot of that? Heck yeah. The Mexico land area, you go inside and it's Three Caballeros ride. It was exciting though because what? A ride?

Yep. What are you hyped for? I mean, I was a big Even Stevens kid growing up, so I'm pumped for that series. The maniacal little kid. That was me when I was growing up. Randy nailed it on the head. The Mighty Ducks cartoon series.

Dude, I'm stoked for all the outside stuff that's going to eventually come down the line. The ESPN package. I mentioned in the past the National Geographic stuff. Yeah, dude, that's what I'm hyped for. And then, of course, all the nostalgia stuff. I just learned Gargoyles. Dude, that was my I'm hyped for. And then, of course, all the nostalgia stuff. I just learned Gargoyles. Dude, that was my stuff.

The Nat Geo library that's coming is huge. I will probably lose a weekend to the National Geographic section of this app, for sure. Tyler? There's a couple things. I saw a couple old movies on there when I was a kid. Brett mentioned one of them, Heavyweights. Yes! Huge fan of Heavyweights.

That's when I first learned who Ben Stiller was. The second movie, a very underrated kids movie, is Rookie of the Year. That's really good. I love that movie. Everybody in this room has referenced it this past week so far. I think like 24 hours ago from right now we were talking about Rookie of the Year. Yeah, I wasn't in the room for that discussion. Did we know that it was on Disney Plus at that time? We were just talking about it. Why were we talking about that of the year yeah i wasn't in the room for that discussion did we know that was on disney plus at that time we were just talking about why were we talking

about that well because oh because i i broke my arm skateboarding back in the day i was like oh yeah i can't uh i can't twist my arm all the way uh flat not a lot of people know that on my right arm and i go yeah it's probably like rookie of the year i could probably throw a fastball super fast yes gardener i saw that yesterday it was announced i freaked out um that and then a couple cartoons from when i was growing up randy mentioned one of them it was leo and sitch's series that was because that's my favorite disney movie so the series is huge for me but the second one is kim possible that was my favorite cartoon series when i was nice love that show menace what are you excited for? Well, of course, the National Geographic.

So everyone thinks Menace, huge Disney fan. But I'm mostly a Parks fan. There's so many Disney movies that I need to catch up on. Yeah. So I'm just excited to have the library available just to watch nonstop. And I can catch up on all these movies. Because I know a lot of people reference them when I'm at the parks. I have no idea what they're talking about because I'm just a parks guy.

Right. That totally makes sense to me, man. You know what I just realized is going to be on Disney Plus? What's that? Dinosaur. Nobody remembers Dinosaur? Nobody remembers Dinosaur? No, I'm just kidding. We just weren't hyped for it.

That movie taught you about dinosaurs, morality, how to find water. Tell you what, that movie taught me what a good movie was and what it wasn't. Oh! No, you didn't. Damn, that really showed me. Wow. Dude, it's getting hot here. Look, man, I stand by Dinosaur.

I'm sorry. It's not a terrible movie. You're a little young. We had other movies. We had We're Back, A Dinosaur Story. Oh, that's a classic. We had Land Before Time, 1 through 20. The only dinosaur movie I'm watching is Land Before Time, so you can back it up.

Land Before Time, to this day, is still one of the saddest scenes I've ever seen. Is that a Disney movie? Land Before Time is a universal property. Served. Sucks for you. Have fun renting that movie while I watch Dinosaur. Schmucks. Do you know what also sucks?

Okay, we're going to put it on Bort now. Oh, yeah. Bort doesn't have Venmo or any type of digital banking at all. I don't understand why Brett takes pride in these things. So I had to send Bort some money. I go, hey, Bort, what's your Venmo? Don't have it. Okay, do you what's your memo don't have it uh okay do you have zell don't have it i tried to be so off the grid when it came to banking and everything i don't trust anybody or anything i know he brought this up before but

when it comes to like when we had these apple tvs in here he's all nah man i just have my the dvd player with the thumb drive with the digital files. What? Yep. Staying off the grid. It's called being inconvenient, Bort. You got to join. It's fine.

I'm good. At least have Venmo or the Cash app. Brett takes pride in not being connected with the world. I don't need that. I don't trust anyone or anything. I didn't have a bank account until I was 25, man. Yeah, that sounds... I just...

What? I would just go... You dig holes in the forest and bury your money? Brett has always been ready just to flee. Yeah. If he were to ever call Shasta and say, get the bag, she would know and they're gone on the way to Roswell already. Who are you hiding from?

Exactly. Are you a witness protection program and we don't even know it? Not that I know of. Here's the thing with Brett. If you don't know Brett, Brett always has a cautionary story. Brett always has somebody he has to look out for. There's always somebody that's out in the world that can make everything go wrong. He's like, I've got to be on the lookout for these people, man.

I'm like, what people are you talking about? Maybe it's because I've actually seen a lot of people look at me and they think, wow, you're so young. You don't know anything. You don't experience anything. Hell no. I've gone through so much crap in my life that I have a plan for everything just in case. But my thing is, though, how does that necessarily correlate to not having a Venmo?

The plan is somebody needs to send you money because you're in trouble. You don't have Venmo to receive the money or Zelle or something. I have three credit cards. That's what I got. Yeah, but if somebody needs to send you cash, they can't send it to your credit card. You're trying to stay off the grid. Those credit cards are going to put you on the grid. That was an acceptable loss, okay?

I had to go at least toe deep in something i hate to bring it to you everybody has your information no matter what there are microphones on your computer right now they can get anything that they want but nobody wants anything nobody wants anything from me your computer the the camera has already your cell phone has everything already caught you looking up transformer you have a gps in your pocket bre, if you had the option to live in the woods and never speak to any of us ever again, but be okay for the rest of your life, would you do it? Do you even need to ask? I think that's also Menace's dream as well.

Oh. No. Okay. If I could. Let's see. I don't know about that. Let's see. Either or, can I get a million dollars and run away to a cabin in the woods that is not

demonically possessed? Yeah, sure. I'm down. I'm gone. Brett's the only person I know that can look at stuff. I'll send you guys postcards. Look at a decrepit building that's falling apart. It's a foundation that potentially might have ghosts.

Yeah, I'd live there. Yeah, why not? He's the person who will drive past a trailer park in the middle of the desert, like Breaking Bad, Hills Have Eyes, sort of desert-looking area. I live there. That'd be pretty cool. Yeah, well, at least I'm not the douchebag that goes, why would anyone live there? Well, I mean, why would you live in the middle of the desert?

This is a good time for would you rather. First question, would you rather be in a car accident and not know the outcome or get punched straight in the face by a UFC fighter? I'll just go first. All right. Punched straight in the face by a UFC fighter. Yeah, I think so. Yeah?

Yeah. I think so. Because, I mean, getting punched in the face, you know the outcome. Okay, I'm going to say car going 35 miles an hour. Okay, now, are you in the car or are you getting hit by the car? You're in the car, a car accident. Yeah, he said a car accident, like two cars. Okay, I've had to live-

I think I'll go with the car accident then. I've lived through car accidents and all the drama that comes from that. You get punched in the face, most likely that's it. And I've gone punch in the face at shows before. Conor McGregor, punch to the face. I'll take the Conor McGregor punch to the face. Really? What?

Because I'm going 35 miles an hour. Look at all the extra padding he has on his face. Oh, there it Conor McGregor punch to the face. Really? What? Because I'm going 35 miles an hour. Look at all the extra padding he has on his face. Oh, there it is. He used to get it beat up all the time, might as well. In the car, I'm going 35 miles an hour. I don't know how fast the other person's going. Alright. So what if they sideswipe me and, you know, boom, I'm dead.

But I feel like that's being nitpicky, though, because with the car crash, 35 miles an hour, the airbag's going to deploy. You're not going fast enough where you'll die. Maybe you'll crack a bone or something, but getting punched in the face, that could kill you. Wait, who's at fault in this car accident? It doesn't matter. Dude, honestly, an airbag popping off in your face isn't a walk in the park, man. People get burned and broken bones from airbags.

Or the stress of going to court for a car accident. Okay, well, think about the stress after you get decked in the face by a UFC fighter. You gotta go to the hospital, concussion protocol, you won't be able to sleep because you probably have a concussion. Concussion protocol? Yeah. Are we in the NFL? I have a great idea. The next time a

UFC fighter comes through here, let's just have Ray to get punched in the face by him. Yes, let's do it. Why? Take a punch to the gut? A body punch, let's do it. Absolutely not. Are you kidding? That's so scary. Why? Oh, no. Take a punch to the gut? A body punch? I would probably take a body punch. Okay, what's the next question?

Anybody have one? Would you rather piss off every single person that you work with or completely embarrass yourself in front of every attractive person

in the building? Oh, Tyler, go ahead, man. Answer this one. Is it possible to choose both? You know what? I'm already dating VD, so I'll go with the embarrassed. Locked down. You're locked down.

We need to get Miles to make something. Every time he says something stupid, you just trigger it. I think I would just go with the embarrassed because, I mean, the direct people that we have to work with, I don't want to constantly upset them. Which, apparently, Tyler does on the daily that I don't see with you guys. Yeah, Tyler, hey, do you have anything to say for yourself? I'm here! It's getting haunted here. We get mad at him for different things, like not knowing who people are.

Who's that guy in the hole? I'm like, oh, you know. Oh, you've never experienced this. Okay. Tyler, someone will walk by, a boss per se, maybe the highest up boss. We're not going to name names. Someone will walk by, hey, guys, how's it going? How you guys doing?

Everything good? Walks by afterwards. Tyler says, hey, who the hell was that guy? Look, I'm trying my best to make it a year, which I'm almost there. I'm at nine months. Uh-oh. Don't jinx it, dude. Our last board op didn't make it a year.

You know what? I've already lasted longer than the last board op. I believe he was only eight months. Don't say stuff like this. You got to jinx yourself. Once I get that down, knock on wood, I don't jinx myself. Once I get that down, then I'll start meeting everybody, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Oh, then he'll be so full. Why are you going to wait a year to meet people? That makes no sense at all. He wants to stay focused. I'm not going to be here to meet these people if I get fired. Look, don't be like Randy, where Randy doesn't talk to somebody, and someone who's been in the building for five years

sees him and goes, oh, hey, are you new here? No, that person wasn't five years? That is a dumbass plan because you want to meet everybody because if your name is on the chopping block, you want to have a couple people saying, oh, you know what? He's a cool dude. You shouldn't let him go.

Yeah, not being like, I don't know who this guy is. I think he's the big sweaty dude from the Woody show. As opposed to Tyler Who? Yeah. Oh, God, Tyler. 86-um. All right, fine. You guys would go with not pissing people.

Wait, Eric, what about you? I would go with, yeah, embarrassment. I don't get embarrassed very easy, so I really don't care if I'm embarrassed in front of people. So I'll go embarrassing for sure. All right. Definitely choose embarrassed. I've gotten better at it, where now I just laugh at it.

Dude, before I used to feel terrible about it. i would go sulk and be on the verge of just tears which is bad but now i'm like all right i'll laugh along with you guys even though i'm gonna look stupid all right what's the next one all right i got one guys would you rather be ugly but smell amazing or be handsome but stink oh easy handsome and stink because there's so many artists that we meet that are good looking and they freak isn't that crazy but then people fall all over them it doesn't matter it goes back to like they say the caveman days of just having your scent out there that must your must that makes you attractive that's so crazy because i don't care about smelling good yeah i want to be successful and handsome.

I mean, man, I barely wash my vests as they are. I know they reek. And I can barely keep my hands off of them. I know, all the time. Let's go to our local smelly correspondent. Oh, you're all looking at me? You're the only one who smelled bad. Look, I told you, I blame the dog. Was that pheromones?

Pee pheromones that you were trying to put out there? Is it mating season for you guys? Oh, my God. Here we go. I don't want to know about what stuff you guys are into, man. I don't want to know. Are you into water sports, Tyler? No, no, no.

Are you riding a jet ski that we don't know about? No, no, no. I might be the odd man out here, but I don't think I could be the smelly guy, man. I think I would probably be ugly and smell good. I'm super self-conscious about my odors, dude. I don't know what it is. I use Old Spice everything because I know Old Spice is really potent with the smell. Yeah, I'm always super, guys, I'm always super, super self-conscious.

Do I smell? I don't like being the smelly guy. I don't like leaving traces of me anywhere. I couldn't live knowing that, like, dude, am I the smelly guy in a group or am I the smelly guy in a room? I just couldn being the smelly guy. I don't like leaving traces of me anywhere. And I couldn't live knowing that. Like, dude, am I the smelly guy in a group? Or am I the smelly guy in a room? I just couldn't be smelly. I know.

I'm sorry. I kind of killed the mood. Oh, yeah. This is also coming from the most fit one here. I mean, he knows what it's like at the top. Why would he want to be down at the bottom of the dust? Through that. He's like, I've gotten free drinks for being good looking.

All the ladies love me. I don't know about you, fatties. Yeah. Of course you guys want to be good looking. Yeah, of course. Of course you don't know how it feels. Of course the threes won't look like sevens. We got to do more would you rathers.

That was pretty fun. Yes. Yeah. Tomorrow, speaking of visiting HQs, tomorrow we're going to be going to DC Shoes HQ. I cannot believe this is happening. They're actually going to sponsor me for the day. I'm so interested. Hell yeah.

Everybody gets to come. I'm so interested to see what a sponsorship is, what it's like. Like Menace is going to customize things. Yeah, I don't know what they have in store for the day, but as a skateboarder when I was a kid, my dream was to be sponsored by DC Shoes, Alien Workshop Skateboards,

Spitfire Wheels, Venture Trucks. That was my jam. Shorties. Every skateboard was sponsored by what? Three, four, five companies for different things. And all you want to see is seeing them on the edge. I want to be that guy. Just for at least a day. I feel like every kid went through their DC phase too. I remember vividly my all white DCs, big DC logo on the outsides. You had to clean them, make sure they were crisp and clean.

No scuffs. I remember middle school when I graduated from wearing running shoes like a weenie to wearing airwalks into wearing DC shoes. And then when I got my first pair of DC shoes, I thought I made it. I'm officially cool. You might have should have stayed with those running shoes

a little bit. Yeah. Randy, also, you said you had some drama with your mom. What's going on? All right, guys. Let's be real here.

Let's not lie to one another. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I was under the impression in which I thought my mom knew of my tattoo's existence. Wait, what? Holy crap, dude. Yesterday. You had this whole story that your aunt, and then you talked to your mom about it.

I was told that she did. My mom had told me, basically, if you get a tattoo, whatever. My mom might have had a few glasses of wine, so she may not remember. But yesterday, I'm laying down on the couch watching TV, and I have my arms back like this. You know, kind of behind, rested behind my head, sort of like a pillow. Who does that? I thought it was comfortable. Here's the thing, though.

Here's the thing, though. My dumb ass forgot my tattoo was even on my arm. I was so tired. I forgot it was there. And I'm just chilling like this. And then I see my mom in the hallway. She stops, and she looks at me. She's looking at me all weird.

I'm like, what? She walks over. She gets her finger, and she pulls down my sleeve, and that's when it clicks. I'm like, oh, my tattoo's on my arm. Idiot. And then she's like, wow, so you really got the tattoo with menace and all the people in the show. Oh, why are you throwing me under the bus? I ain't throwing you under the bus.

My mom threw your name in there. Dude, why? And then she starts slapping me. You are the baddest. Dude, she starts beating me. She's like slapping me. I'm like, how? And so she comes out because we're barbecuing,

and she has a sack of tortillas, like a bag of tortillas. Please tell me there's video of this. No, there's not. The ones you get at Vallarta, like the big ones. They're pretty heavy. You probably know what I'm talking about. And so she walks by me. She looks at me, and she goes, what?

I put the tortillas onto my head. And I don't know how experienced you are in regards to being hit by things in the head, but a pack of tortillas is not light by any means. That was a heavy ass sack. And that ish hurt. Dude, my ears are ringing. My head hurt. I'm like, God damn it.

Oh, damn. Well, that's another concussion. Yeah, that's another concussion to add onto the list of concussions. But my mom seemed pretty cool for it. Oh, damn. That's another concussion. Yeah, that's another concussion to add on to the list of concussions. But my mom seemed pretty cool for the rest of the night. I think she realized that

even though I have tattoos, I'm not a delinquent and I don't have a pizza playing video games on my forearm, so I should be okay. That's a Tyler reference, by the way.

That's a Tyler reference in case you haven't seen it. If you want to see a picture of it, you can find it right now on the What's New pod on Instagram. Yeah. That's What's New pod

on Instagram. You should have followed, too. Has your dad said anything, Tyler, about your tattoo? I know last time. Still hasn't said anything. Has he seen it, though? It's right there. He's seen it.

How can you not see it? I mean, you can't really avoid it. It's staring at you. You can pull it up on Google. It's looking at us right now. You can pull it up on Google Maps. And remember how we all wondered why it was that Tyler has yet to meet any of the higher-ups here in the building. No, like my dad has seen it, hasn't seen anything.

My mom looked at it the other day and just rolled her eyes. I was like, oh, whatever. My poor Christian boy. Yeah. My poor Christian boy. All right. Let's stick on the topic of Randy, everybody. Okay.

So there's a new thing that we've discovered. Randy might be colorblind. Is it true or not true why you guys think this randy was trying to tell us colors the other day i forget the exact scenario we were i was pulling up the monsters from the fridge oh right oh yeah now i remember so he was grabbing us a couple monsters out of the fridge energy drinks out of the fridge and nick sandwich says hey can you grab me a blue hands up agreed wow like dude that's agreed whoa okay whoa and then i say yeah can you grab me the black and blue one goes and grabs black and green guys and then he goes to grab himself one

yeah i'm just gonna grab blue starts walking away oh my god i grabbed agreed i'm not colorblind for some reason, Brett refuses to turn on the light in the fridge. Here, bring out a blue one, bring out a green one. Let's figure it. Let's do it right now. Alright. I'm not colorblind. The fridge is dark. What color is this? That's green. It's blue, everybody.

What the hell? Are you alright? Are you alright? This would explain why he nearly smoked that lady coming out of the parking garage. Maybe he thought the light was green. It was red. Where is there a light in the parking lot, Tyler? Dude, we need to do a test.

Coming out of the parking garage, there's a street light right there. I'm worried about his surroundings. He thinks there's a street light in the parking lot. You're never going to be a fighter pilot like Tyler one day. Oh my God. What the heck? I'm worried about you jumping out of the plane because you won't know if the sky is blue or if it's green. I'm worried about him jumping out of the plane because you won't know if the sky is blue or if it's green.

I'm worried about him jumping out of the plane when the button is still red so he don't jump. Thank God. Oh, man. I sincerely believe I have really good vision. I know you're going to laugh about that. Laugh about all you want. Go ahead. Well, vision is one thing, but colorblind is a completely different thing.

It explains everything why you never stop mowing because you think the sky is green you just keep on going down the street i have the best lawn in the neighborhood man oh man all right guys well i think i'm gonna wrap it up uh for this podcast that was a pretty epic podcast a lot of great conversations and don't forget this friday again don't think about it just be about it go to the party and come hang out with us nick soundwavewave, you can see how intoxicated he gets. It's very, very fun to see. We also have Randy. Tyler's a little scary when you see him drunk.

You never know if he's happy, he's angry. You get afraid because he closes his eyes, and you got to make sure, like, let's make sure he's going to open those again. Yeah, or he's alive. The last three times have been a little startling for all of us. And then when we try to keep him awake to record a podcast, his eyes flutter like little butterflies.

He gets mad. Yeah. Like little monarchs. Try to nap, dude. Come here. Come here. Check out our friends who have podcasts as well, like Bort. Yeah.

With the Bortcast. What's going on with the Bortcast lately? So we are in the midst of the Halloween season So we're having episodes surrounding You know, haunted, horror themes Did a tour of Zach Bagans' Haunted Museum Nice Interviewed my friend Emilio Menzi

From a horror punk band Our Goggles Bein' the Roving Midnight Had my buddy from Hyena Gallery Talk about ghost hunting and dark art And this week The show I went to My friends at Calabrese They wanted to do an impromptu Bortcast So you get And this week, the show I went to, my friends at Calabrese, they wanted to do an impromptu broadcast.

So you get to hear us after the show in their hotel room just talking about all their albums and everything horror punk. Nice. It's dope. Also, you have the Nerd Now podcast with Ravy, Courtney, and Randy. King of podcasts. Don't forget that. They have a major announcement.

They're going to be having an event. So get all the details. Go to their podcast, nerdnowpodcast.com. That that. They have a major announcement. They're going to be having an event, so get all the details. Go to their podcast, Nernoutpodcast.com. That's Nernoutpodcast.com. Oh, and before I forget, make sure when you're at the party this weekend, use the password ZULKAR at the end of the night to one of the workers that's handing out the gift bags to get an extra special little gift.

That's at the end of the night on your way out when you're getting the gift bag. Zulkar. And make sure to check out Sex with Emily, the Sex with Emily podcast. You can hear me once in a while on that podcast. Just go to sexwithemily.com. Check out the Joe Coy podcast, joecoy.com.

That's J-O-K-O-Y.com. He is touring the country right now and the world yeah his comedy shows are so freaking funny and he's doing arenas i know he announced another date in the san francisco bay area in san francisco at the chase center so make sure if you didn't get in on the sold out night he does have another night available that you can get tickets for. What's up to the Matt and Kim podcast? Mattandkim.com. They're also going to be on tour very, very soon. Go see them perform.

They are a band. So go to mattandkim.com. Get all the details and see if they're in a city near you very, very soon. What's up to the Ryan Hoppy podcast? What's up, dudes? If you're into radio and you want to hear from radio djs he interviews hundreds of djs around the country just check out the ryan hoppy podcast randy i'm on there sometimes yeah yeah the randall i told him we shout him out every podcast he's like what

i shout him out he doesn't even know all right never mind no more shout outs i'm just kidding it's all good if you hear this hobby text me the word cat yeah that's a good one text me the word cat if you heard this yep that's c-a-t cat and then the shout outs will continue and of course listen to the mothership thehip, The Woody Show that pretty much brings everything together, Monday through Friday. On the iHeartRadio app, just search The Woody Show for The Woody Show Morning Show. Randy, do you have anything else to say before we leave? I want to say a big thank you to Nicole at Obsidian Entertainment down in Irvine.

They were so nice to let me in, give me a tour around the studios, and let me take a first-hand look. That looks super fun. Dude, it's awesome. Collectively, as a group, we need a tour around the studios, and let me take a first-hand look. That looks super fun. Dude, it's awesome. Collectively, as a group, we need to tour as many studios as possible. I'm down. It's so fun. It is such a blast. And people love to talk about what they do.

They love to talk about their craft. What do they do for the people that don't know? Obsidian Entertainment are the people behind Fallout New Vegas. They're behind South Park, The Stick of Truth. Amazing game. Star Wars, Knights of the Old Republic 2. They're a video game company. And so they have this brand new game coming out called The Outer Worlds.

It's going to be massive. It's coming out on Xbox One, PS4, and PC October 25th. So if you haven't pre-ordered it yet, go pre-order it because it's going to be so dope. All right, Bort, anything to wrap it up? See you at some Morongo. Morongo this Friday. 8 to 11.

And make sure to keep an eye on the feed. We'll try to get an eye on the feed. We'll try to get the podcast out right away. I do have a wedding the next day, but maybe I can edit a little bit on the flight there and maybe the flight back. Dope. Don't forget Zulcar. Zulcar.

And if you see us. It's the password. Randy's a dick. Rest in peace, Teller's Nachos. What's new with Menace? Rest in peace, Teller's Nachos.