What's New Podcast - Coachella, Living for 200 Years, 150 Dollar Burger, Doppelgangers & more!

Episode Date: April 18, 2022

On this episode we talk Coachella, Living for 200 Years, 150 Dollar Burger, Doppelgangers & more!

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort. It's me, Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the radio show, morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. Hello. He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric. What is it now?

E-Rock. E-Rock. Yeah, you know. Call me E- it now? E-Rock. E-Rock. Yeah, you know, he has elevated to E-Rock. I'm E-Rock now and I have Soundwave Twitter and handle and everything. So I just want to point out that all that fell through now. See, it's Sound E-Rock Wave Eric

Guy. And do you know what? Also, I know a DJ E-Rock for the past like 20 years. He has a podcast by the way. Isn't there one down the hallway? Yeah, I've known him for 20 plus years. Oh, see, that name's already taken. Shout out to DJ E-Rock and shout out to E-Rock that we have in the room. Not confusing at all.

Also, we have Julianne from the Booker and Stryker Show on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles. Hey! Hello, Julianne. And join us from Houston, Texas, live and in person. That would be Heavy T, a.k.a. Tyler, from the Sean Salisbury Show, a morning sports radio show in Houston, Texas. What is up? Yes.

My name is not taken as far as I know. That's enough. I apologize that we were off last week, but on vacation, and I believe i communicated with you guys a bunch of times i'm just gonna let you know that i was drunk and high the entire time and i was swimming yeah and we could tell he was drunk because we only heard from him when he decided to talk to us what he remembered otherwise everything went unanswered there's an influx of text messages that kind of like where is this going like oh that's right he's drinking but i

don't have the phone in the pool like i was legit in the pool all day and i mentioned this on the woody show that i went out in the wild wearing the crocs yeah you did it's so gross i made you guys aware of that yeah you did yeah i was like check me out unfortunately out in the wild i went to uh walmart and i i was wearing the crocs with the giblets on or the jibs you fit right in huh and uh yeah and i was drunkly uh there and i bought a couple bikes bought a bicycle yeah oh like a beach great deal on uh beach cruiser bikes yeah like a hundred bucks i just bought felicity one for her birthday and there was tons of them at walmart i think i saw on social media am i tripping or did i see eric at an angels game i was was i high i was you were high but no i was at an angels game so no my uh my niece and nephew's school they were selling

tickets so i went there you know they're 18 bucks i'm right 18 bucks but what hat did you rock okay whatever look so my niece put a hat on me during a fireworks celebration. Wait, hold on. Hold on. I don't even know the full story. Neither do I. Let me ask something real quick. Julianne just said, what hat did you put on?

Because we did have a big discussion last podcast. Tyler pointed this out too because he screenshotted this video. On this video, I was taking a video on my Instagram, right? There's some fireworks thing after the Angels game. Cool thing. So it's dark. I'm messing around. My niece is there.

My niece, my sister-in-law is an Angels fan, so she decked them out in Angels gear. So while I'm recording this video, my niece is behind me, and she flips on an Angels hat onto my head on top of my own hat. On top of my own hat. See, I didn't see this. She's like, you didn't see this video. No, I didn't. I was honestly just asking you what hat you had on. See, sorry didn't see this. She's like, you didn't see this video? No, I didn't. I was honestly just asking you what hat you had on.

Sorry, my bad. I didn't mean to come at you hot then because Tyler tried to screenshot this like, dude, this video is so dark and you can barely see the outline of this angel's hat on my hat on my head, right? And he's like, oh, I'm screenshotting this for later. And I'm like, my niece put a hat on my other head. Sometimes you gotta do that for kids. Well yeah my niece was freaking out because I was playing with her she put on my

head and I'm like I pretend to be melting. I was being a good uncle. Zero to 100 real quick. I know. I didn't even know. My bad. You tried to press me I'm like don't come at me with that.

In defense of Tyler I do support his p. Okay, so. You tried to press me. I'm like, don't come at me with that. In defense of Tyler, I do support his pettiness. Yes. And a spite. However, Eric, we're not privy to this, but there is a group chat with Randy, Tyler, and Eric. And no matter which day it is, it's either Randy or Tyler are going to go with whatever way the wind is blowing. Uh-huh.

So if all of a sudden Tyler's beating down Eric, oh, you bet Randy's right there. Yeah. Loser Eric. What do you think, man? There was nothing to it. I played with my niece. I did have an Angels hat on for a little bit of time, but I was there. They played the Astros.

I got to watch the Astros lose. So that was nice. Okay, that's good. Even weirder. I went in a red shirt. That was my, I'm supporting the team that's playing the Astros but not cheering for the Angels look so I was playing both sides there yeah and you're supporting your

niece too yeah I'm a good uncle if you guys know that one thing I'm a good family man you're willing to be an Angels fan for a day it's fine I have a question did you do the Angel Wings wave no but you'd be surprised at how many dumbass Angels fans still do that I was just gonna ask do people still do that. I was just going to ask.

Do people still do that? I get it. I get it. It's an iconic movie, but grow up. Come on. Move along. Move along.

No way. Come on. Let them have fun. They're not even the California Angels anymore. They should be. And? What's your point?

And why would you be doing it? Well, because an angel is an angel. Yeah. They got wings, bro. What does California have to do with it? It's a whole different

era of the team. I know. I agree. I agree with you. Isn't the logo still the same, though, right? No. Pretty much. It's different.

It's different. Because they used to have wings on the hat, right? Or am I thinking of it right? Yes, it did. The late 90s, early 70s. Yeah, I saw Tyler bringing his pants over one on his Instagram story the other day. See, Eric, just like how we cannot let go the names of certain stadiums and venues, those fans will not

let go of this. It's the one thing we have. That's their thing. It's just Anaheim fans generally can't get over the Mighty Ducks. I was just going to say

that one. They can't get over Angels in the Outfield so they're always the Angels in the Outfield. It's always the Mighty Ducks. Anaheim sports fans are the worst, dude.

I mean, they used to have so much cool stuff they wouldn't hold on to it. They suck now. Because Disney opened everything. Now they don't. What's the one where if you build it, they will come?

Oh, that's Field of Dreams. That's Field of Dreams. Yeah. That's right. Field of Dreams. Another corny-ass movie that people can't get over. Corny? That was great.

Come on. Do you guys do anything else while we're apart? Anything of note that happened? Was there a fight? I predicted a fight. No, there was no fight. Dammit. I know. Good. Well, it's, you know. And it wasn't really a Julianne party. No, there was no fight. Dammit. I know.

And it wasn't really a Julianne party. Yeah, they must have not been drinking. No, shockingly. I started all, that's why. It's always me. It's so weird when Julianne's sober, there's no fight. It's not a fun time when I'm not drinking. That's just a coincidence, okay?

An odd coincidence. Yeah, we're going to have to do more research on that. When Julianne's sober. I'm telling you guys, August 10th, she's supposed to pop out. August 11th, it's on. Is there going to be a Modelo in the delivery room? There's going to be a whole 30 case. 36 cases, however it comes.

Keg stands in the maternity ward. Yeah, roll that bad boy in. Throw him bows, it's going to be going down. Keg stands. I did have an occurrence happen to me, even though I hate to admit this. I decided to be out in the sun a lot, which is great. Ryan, I got to go to flea markets, got to go to some outdoor market tales, got to go to some more fun areas of the valley, walk around, some overcast, which apparently is

not good to be out in if it's really hot and sunny out. So I may have accidentally burned part of my eyebrows away. I completely fried them. Burn your eyebrows away? I got so burnt. That it burnt your hair on your eyebrows? Look at my eyebrows. I've never even heard

of that before. They are fried. That's not a thing. No, it totally is a thing. I'm going to have to Google that. Totally fried up. I smell a liar. He's a vampire. Come on.

And it just so happens that it's on my driving side. That's the worst. The next event coming up, though, is the Woody Show After Hours Takeover. 11 days from today. How hyped are we for that? That's going to be fun. Make sure if you haven't won your tickets yet, tune into Alt 987 Los Angeles because it's coming up really, really quickly. I'm actually going to be in Las Vegas that weekend.

I'm going to be doing some stuff at Area 15 with our station out there. That would be 93.1 The Mountain. And then I'm going to fly back Sunday night and then stay in Anaheim and get ready out there. That would be 90, 93, one, the mountain. And then, and so I'm going to fly back Sunday night and then stay in Anaheim and get ready for there. So it's, it's very busy next week. Is that the draft weekend? NFL weekend.

Then I'll be back. The, the, no, the draft is after the Disney, after the takeover. Yeah. So I'm going to be in Vegas,

fly back for the takeover, be here for a few days and then fly back to Vegas again. Okay. So there's two trips there. Yeah. Oh, damn. Always on the go. Dude, we outside!

It's just open, yo! Time to live life once again. I've been inside for two years. My calendar is filling up. F, staying home. I don't give an ish. I'm staying home. I burnt my eyebrows.

Allegedly. Allegedly. Also, I don't give an ish. I'm staying home. I burnt my eyebrows. Allegedly. I did. Also, I don't believe it's sunscreen, so that probably played an aspect in this. You're not burning your eyebrows off. I did. I hope your calendar's filling up. Well, at least for the other calendar event that's coming up, I believe next month. May 13th, Morongo Casino.

We'll all be there. We'll be doing a What's New Pod podcast live. You can come on out. And of course, we'll have more giveaways for more events coming up. I know we have some more Woody Show events to announce. So hopefully we can do some giveaways there for that. But, you know, we always come laced up with a bunch of things to give away. So come hang out with us.

The time still locking that down. But the day is a definite. That'll be May 13th, Morongo Casino. Come hang out with us. The time still locking that down, but the day is a definite. That'll be May 13th. Morongo Casino. Come hang out with us. Speaking about being outside, going to Coachella this weekend. What? What?

You know how we do. So I'll be out there most likely probably just drunk on Saturday. I talked to the striker. He's going to be out there and I'm probably going to meet up with him on Saturday. Is Booker going? No, he's not going to go. They are doing a meetup, right? At Morongo. They're doing a meetup

tomorrow, Friday. What's the date today? Tomorrow, the 15th. April 15th. They will be at Morongo from 3 to 7. If you have nothing to do or if you have something to do, drop your plans and head over to Morongo people may be out there already they should be at least probably the guys no the people for coachella weekend they're probably already out there probably dude morongo i was just there last week and that new travel center that they have is on point gas

i saw was 525 which was pretty cheap compared to the surrounding area that i saw was like 610 so that is a significant difference they have a dog park there they have a a car wash they have a huge casino floor yeah if you have time go to morongo if you don't then head to morongo may 13th and hang out with us just Just a little one more thing about Coachella. If you're not going to make it really, really cool, they do such a great job is YouTube. YouTube is going to be streaming Coachella all weekend long. And it's kind of fun if you're just going to stay at the house for the weekend. You just kind of put it on in the background as, you know, your playlist for the day.

And you can pick what stage you want to see. You guys want some tech news? Yes. All right. Tech news. day and you can pick what stage you want to see you guys want some tech news yeah all right tech news tiktok is testing a dislike button for comments now i know people have been still on this people have been begging for this on instagram and facebook for what 10 years forever but now i guess tiktok is actually going to uh test it out see if people will like it or not. Now, I know they've had this on YouTube for quite a long time, but I think this is another thing where it's just going to mess with kids' heads when they have that dislike button.

But, you know, the world is not all roses and unicorns. I don't know. They can just comment and say, hey, you suck or whatever. Whatever they want to say. It's just like, I'm just worried about kids because they can't get over the comments. That's why kids shouldn't be using social media or they need to be having their parents watch over what they're doing. If you're at a certain age point, you shouldn't even have the dislike button available or something like that. It should be over the age of 18.

I mean, look at Randy. He's, what, nearing 30? And he's still obsessed with comments. Yeah, there's no way. We've got to take his social media away from him and all those as well. I mean, they'll probably just do the same thing with YouTube. They just turn off the counter for the dislike. So you don't know.

No one can shame you with how many dislikes you have. It's just only the likes that keep a counter. In other tech news, the mystery of why humans die around 80 may have finally been finally been solved because of dna errors they might be able to fix them where you live up to 200 years and they've been talking about this for quite a long time sweet and google has been focusing on this for quite a long time now would you want to live for 200 years i know we brought this up on the woody show ravey and woody who apparently want to die all the time uh do not like this idea the only part i agree with them is like how do you fund your life for 200 years would you want

to live for 200 years are you gonna be working till like 150 now 160 i'll tell you this i would love to live for 200 years because i think there's so many things around the planet that I still want to see. And I probably will not have the opportunity to do that. But if I had. But again, how do you fund all that stuff? And not only that, but are we talking about excuse me, are we are we living a healthy life or do we have a strong body? I mean, are we cropping and peeing ourselves? They're editing your DNA. So I assume that you'll be extremely healthy. In that case, F200, just give me a solid 100. I just want to be yoked for 110.

Yeah, I'll say 110, 120. Or F it. Dude, give me a solid 85 where I'm just jacked, and I don't need to hit 200. I don't need to be 200 at all. No, thank you. Look, just keep me alive long enough to see the Falcons win the Super Bowl. Then you can pull the plug.

So that's 2,000 years old. You don't have 2,000 years. We're not talking 500, okay, Tyler? I forgot you were there, Tyler. I'm surprised none of you want to live that long. Why? Why not? Yeah, why not?

Because your last three years have been so great. I want to see what's going on next year and next millennia. That's just your outlook. You're like, oh, three years have sucked. Whatever. You've been living. You have happiness in your life. You have to be married for 200 years. For real? Do you get a reset?

Yeah. My life is kind of like tipped off. I want to be single now. My life kind of got crappy between years 120 and 140. Can I do a redo? I'm already 130. I want to be single. That would be interesting though. If you lived to 200 years, you would probably have to have a discussion

with your partner. Like, hey, I want some strange. Sorry. Is it Gucci if I go out there and try a couple things? You know I love you, right? Also, yeah, I still have a laundry list of places I want to go. See?

I want to go to South Korea. I want to go to Singapore. I want to go to Dubai. And it's going to take me a while to be able to afford those type of trips. All right. I'm not so much the hippy-dippy, the world's crumbling, all this crap. Can you imagine the strain we would put

on the world itself if people would start living until 200? Oh my gosh. It's your problem because you're living for 200 years. Nope. My whole F-recycling, it's not my world that my great-grandkids can deal with it. It's your problem now because you're living to 300.

I was just telling someone, I don't give a crap what happens when I'm dead. And my sister-in-law was like, well, what about your great-grandchildren? I'm like, what do I care about them? I don't know them. I don't know them. I don't know them. But see, if we live to 200, then we would care. Then I would, yeah.

Then we're not going to live. I don't care about nobody I don't know. And then you see the great-grandkids of your neighbor and their neighbor and their neighbor. Yeah, but here's another thing, too. Like, birth rates have gone down significantly. And they would probably go down even more if people were living a lot longer. And people are always crying, like, oh, you know, there's not enough land out there. Fly over America, guys.

Oh, that's where we go to bars. There's bad land. Drive to Las Vegas. And by that time, we need to figure out how to make ocean water into drinking water and we're straight

I've seen how many how many family members they put into houses in East LA I don't want to know how many they're getting in there with people living in 200 man bro you think

that bursting at the seams try China and Korea dude no elbow room if they can do it come on we can do it thank you

be solid 90 I'm good bunk beds you're saying that the birth rate is going to go down? The death rate is going to go down, too, if you have a ton of people living until 200. Right, so it'll go further down. Well, guys, there were six people that died last year. And by the way, there's billions that are 177 years old.

Okay, here it is. Here it is. You get it? If you want to live to 200, you just can't have any kids. Done. Yeah. That's it. That's the deal you got to live to 200, you just can't have any kids. Done. That's it. That's the deal you got to make. Done.

Sorry, Juliet, you're done. So how old am I going to be when I die then? We'll give you a clean, like, 99. I'm good with that. How about until we, like, you're like, oh, you look kind of busted now. Do you think that we get to put you out of your mystery or what? What do you think? What do we all yell at her?

As soon as you guys say I'm busted, I'm done with life. Just kill me. Doctors can't do anything anymore. You guys want some food news? Yes. Food news. I'm hungry. This is news actually for Ericic and now this is today only

cpk is launching its first ever dodger dog pizza exclusively at the dodgers food truck at boomtown brewery in downtown los angeles do you even know that um nope so i will not be doing that but i mean it sounds interesting yeah why do it one. I mean, it's opening day today. The home opener. I mean, it's not opening day, but it's their home opener. Weird location, though, because I mean, that's not really I'm assuming. I mean, it's downtown. It's not really by the stadium.

Do it at the park. Yeah. I mean, Angel City Brewery is probably a lot like Angel City Brewery has a huge area for it, too. They're doing it at a food truck. Move the food truck over by the stadium. Right. Makes no sense.

We got to call them. CPK. Branding. Branding issue. What are you doing? the food truck over by the stadium right makes no sense all right we gotta call them cpk ranting brand new shoe what are you doing um also the atlanta braves oh yes the atlanta braves unveil a championship burger that is 151 dollars that you can actually buy at the ballpark yeah that's insane that's too much. Now, it comes with your typical gold leaf and your lobster and everything on top of that, even an egg.

It looks quite delicious. I've had something similar, not $150 worth. I think I had a $50 burger once. That's the most I've ever done. But they said that you can also for an extra $25,000 you can get a championship ring. That's it?

If you want to put it on top. Oh, that's cool. Easy done. I mean, if you got some like a mega disposable income, I guess that's kind of cool. The burger looks really good, but I mean, not $150. My thing with these crazy over-the-top ballpark things, every year you get one like the hot dog with like a Rice Krispie shoved in or just random ass creations. It's like, who's going to eat that at a ballpark tyler here's the thing though you know i i thought about it first the headline is shocking right 151 burger right but when you're at the

ballpark or if you're at some of these stadiums like the food is mad expensive the beers are extremely expensive so it's not that crazy for a 150 dollar burger definitely rationalize it that way because yeah i mean i've i've woken up after dodger games and i say woken up because i remember going home right like looked at my bank statements like oh i spent how much like 250 on just 23 micheladas at a dodger game a bucket of nachos and i'm already like 60 bucks in the hole. That's exactly what they're hoping for. They're hoping that you're going to go to the game, get just annihilated, and be like,

oh, I'm hungry. I want the $150, $1 burger. They want people to get it for the gram, so they're going to post it. Oh, yeah. Look, first off, you go to the all-you-can-eat section. That's number one. That's on the outfield of Dodger Stadium.

Oh, yeah. Number two, for me over here in Houston, it's a very easy fix. Go to Astro Games on Tuesday night. Dollar hot dog night. Okay? You will be fine. Dollar hot dog?

Ew. Hot dogs are gross. I didn't even know about this other thing, the all-you-can-eat. Yeah, it's in the pavilion. Is it right field or left field? Is that in the dugout area that I was in? No, no.

Okay, yeah. You're not getting the same quality of food. You have the all-you-can-eat dugout in the dugout club behind home plate for, you know, the bleacher creatures where I grew up. Where I grew up in the outfield. The bleeps, the poor.

I was there as a guest. No, no, yeah. So, yeah, in dugout club, you got the buffet. The all-you-can-eat hot dog and nacho section is out in the bleachers, you know, where, you know, the diehards sit. How much does that cost?

I mean, tickets. it just depends on the ticket for the game. It's usually like $50, $60. I went once, this was years ago, I went once and it was like $36. Yeah, I mean, it's not super expensive. You sit in the pavilion, so outfield, usually I think it's underneath right field, and it's not great quality hot dogs, but you can just

pound through. That's what I was going to ask. Yeah, it's just hot dogs and nachos. Is it like cafeteria food from elementary school? Yeah, I mean, yeah, I Yeah, just hot dogs and nachos. Is it like cafeteria food from elementary school? Yeah. I mean, yeah. I mean, one step up, I would assume. But yeah, they just pump out hot dogs and nachos for people who are happy. I think they give you a wristband or something.

Nice. Yeah, I had like five hot dogs in a game once. I mean, I'm all about that. That dugout place that I went to, dude, it was like Vegas style buffet, all you can eat. I was like just stacking plates on top of each other. It was dope AF. That was a high-class one, though. I have no idea how much those tickets cost, though.

Yeah, I'm assuming that'd be a little pricey. Yeah, it was dope, though. Highly recommend it. Another food news. McDonald's Japan has a savory bacon potato pie. You know those apple pies that they have, right? Japan has a savory bacon potato pie. So you know those apple pies that they have, right? But this one is filled with bacon and potato.

All in or all out? I'm in. I would try it. It'd be like a baked potato just in pie form. Or like a chicken pot pie. It's heavy. Yeah, that's a good comparison. Chicken pot pie, basically.

How about this one? Yeah, try it. Burger King in Thailand serves up the new hashtag burger. Basically what it is, it's the fries that they sell at Chick-fil-A. You know the criss-cut fries and then hashtag in the burger.

So I'm like, ah, next time I should put those in a burger and try it to see how good it is. That sounds pretty good because I pull apart my burger anyways and I put a full packet of Chick-fil-A sauce on it. Oh, yeah. That's the only way to do it. No joke. I run through six packets of Chick-fil-A sauce every time I eat a Chick-fil-A meal. Really? That's pretty accurate.

I put a full pack on my sandwich and then I literally probably do a pack per two french fries. I drench my fries in that sauce. I love that sauce. I've been trying to hit up Chick-fil-A the past two weeks and there's never parking. Ever. The one by the radio station does not have

a drive-thru. And that's why we're getting screwed here too because Burbank, California has this big thing against drive-thru. And that's why we're getting screwed here too, because Burbank, California has this big thing against drive-thrus. And for over a year now, a brand new Raising Cane's has been sitting down the street from the radio station because it has a drive-thru.

They bought some property that kind of had like a loophole where they could have the drive-thru. But because of the pandemic, everything got pushed back and the permit expired and now this group of i call them the bur the burbank busybodies who are a bunch of old people that love to complain about everything yeah they uh they're trying to get it shut down so it's bid on pause that's why we can't get the chicken and i'm very upset by that. Chick-fil-A's are also... Richard's now grandma. Give me the chicken.

Chick-fil-A's are also a very... You know how I always complain about the damn 17 spots reserved for to-go orders? Yes, I noticed that. Chick-fil-A's everywhere always have that problem. You pull up,

it's already packed, the drive-thru's already super long and there's like 16 stalls devoted to pickup orders and none of them are being used. Imagine just having a drive-thru and start pushing out

all these cars. People aren't going into order anymore and they're doing deliveries. Like, give us more room to park. Yeah. The Chick-fil-A

over by my house, the line for the drive-thru is all kinds of long. Like, it's hella long. It's insane. And I've never been to the one by my house. I should

since I've been craving it. And the one out here in Burbank has been doing me dirty. Well, the stupid Burbank busybodies wouldn't even realize. You can put that on a shirt. If the Raising Cane's could open, that would alleviate some of the traffic over by the Chick-fil-A because people would have more options. Check this out. Well, going back to burgers real quick, Fatburger is going to get their own weed strain the fat burger weed strain how'd you not leave with this on 420 so oh man uh man the the only part that sucks about living

in los angeles is um i do miss 420 in san francisco because san francisco has a golden gate park which pretty much is like a central park in new york right it's a massive huge park and pretty much all of san francisco and the surrounding cities everyone meets up in the park and smokes weed this is a dumb question they call it hippie hill is this the same hill or park as full house no no this is a mess i'm talking about thousands of people they put a a, what's it, Outside Lands? Yeah, the Outside Lands Music Festival is the same place. And then just imagine, no bands, nothing. It's just everybody gathers into Smokesweed and plays music. This park is huge.

It gathers a giant picnic on 420 into Smokesweed. I was in San Francisco randomly going through that park, and they had a bison in the middle of the park. I'm just driving, driving through and I'm like, are we in a zoo? No, just chilling in this like little reserve area. Just kind of eating grass. And then there's people that have gotten messed up by the bison because they try to go hang out with them. Don't mess with it.

Don't mess with the bison if you're ever there. Pro tip. I do have a question for you guys. There's a certain item that I'm obsessed with that I really want to buy, but I, I do not have the disposable income to buy something like this. And it's in the range of, uh, it's about like 20,000 bucks. And so I want to give everybody limit here. If you had $25,000 right now to spend extra money, didn't have to worry about it.

You just wanted to buy something. What would be the item that you would buy? Now, I'll share the item that I am obsessing over. I have posted it on social media a couple of times, and it's called the Polaris Slingshot. Okay. It's a three-wheel motorcycle type thing, but you sit in it like a car. The trike. Yeah, trike. Yeah. But you sit in it like a car. The trike. Yeah, trike. Yeah, and hanging out in the Coachella Desert, I'm like,

man, it'd be really nice to have a Polaris slingshot right now. The wind is blowing in my hair and sunlight shining down on my skin and just pulling up to random restaurants in my Polaris slingshot. You know what I'm saying? So I've been obsessed with wanting one, but definitely not going to buy one anytime soon. But if you did, let's say, had $25,000, what would you guys spend it on?

What are you dreaming about? I would buy that championship burger from the Braves. Shut up! There you go, right there. Easy, easy. I would love to put an add-on to my home. An add-on? An add-on, easy. I would love to put an add-on to my home. An add-on? An add-on, yeah.

Some home repo? Yes. I want to make my room bigger and my bathroom bigger. Oh, so, okay, over by your bedroom. Yeah, my bedroom. My master bedroom would be nice. We have a really big living room. Yeah, you have a massive.

I've been to Julianianne's house everybody yeah you have a massive like pinpointed where it was like okay is he just throwing a shot in the dark there because i was like she wouldn't want to add on to her living room area because it's huge yeah it's pretty big yeah but my bedroom there's not enough room i've not been there no he's never been my bedroom and my bathroom is attached to my bedroom. And it's just like you have enough space. I have this little tiny sink and then a stand-up shower and then a toilet. And that's it.

And I just want it to be bigger. I want a Jack and Jill sink. And I want a shower that has two shower heads. Oh, yeah. Should I ask Woody about that? He just got that installed. Oh, see? I want that. Yes.

That's obviously going to be more than $20,000, but I would like to put that money toward it. Anybody else? I originally thought about throwing it down as a down payment towards my dream car, but what I think I would do instead because this is something I want

to do when I eventually own my own house. I want to get just like I want to have like my own man cave type deal. But I just want a bunch of sports memorabilia just like surrounding whatever room it's going to be in. I remember going over to a friend's house back when I was in high school and we went down to his basement. His basement is turned into his dad's man cave and i'm talking wall to wall everything just signed jerseys basketballs baseballs footballs like signed pictures and all this stuff and i'm just thinking i want that so i'd probably put a bunch of money towards getting all that stuff together a man cave together what's your dream

car though honestly one of my dream cars and it would fit perfectly out here is a Jeep Wrangler. I would love to own one of those. I'm really thinking outside of the box there, Tyler. I know. I was like, oh. I figured my 60s Mustang would probably be a little too expensive, so Jeep Wrangler

is probably more affordable. 60s Mustang, we can make something work with that. You have to rebuild it yourself, but we can do it. Honestly, I'd be down to learn to rebuild it. I think I could do that. Tyler, if you want a man cave though, bro, you work at Lids. You have all the material there and you work

at a sports station where people come in. Done! Oh, trust me. Trust me. I am working on a couple things. There's a couple extra bobbleheads that they've had lying around the station. They just asked me straight up, do you want them? So I'm starting to slightly turn into a bobblehead guy.

I ran into Reggie Jackson at Minute Maid Park. He signed my baseball. That was pretty cool. Well, that's cool. Okay, let me give you a story about this baseball story. Okay. So he texts us. This is during the World Series, right, Tyler?

Or during the playoffs? No, ALCS. So playoffs game going on, right? He texts us. This is during the World Series, right, Tyler? Or during the playoffs? No, ALCS. So playoffs game going on, right? He texts us, dude, I got a baseball sign. And we're like, oh, crap. And it's like, yeah, I caught it. And we're like, oh, who hit it? You got somebody's sign, right?

He's like, it was a foul ball during BP batting practice. And it's all scuffed up. I was like, dude, I thought this guy hit a home run ball and you grabbed it. Now, Randy Jackson, the guy that was on American Idol. Yes, that would be Randy Jackson. This is Reggie. Reggie Jackson. I don't need that to say person. I'm not going to lie. I thought it was Randy Jackson

too. I was like, it's not really random. It's free fan fits. That would be honestly even cooler though. They got the guy from American Idol to sign your baseball. Reggie Jackson who played for the Royals and the Athletics and Orioles, the Yankees, and the California Angels. So there you go.

They're signing for Tyler. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Yeah, he's definitely most famous for his three-home run game in the World Series against the Dodgers when he was a Yankee in the 70s. But, like, that was pretty cool. And I remember I showed it off to my brothers and my dad, and they're just like, holy bleep.

Like, what the hell? That's cool. They thought that was pretty awesome. So, yeah. What are you gonna spend your money on? Alright. Well, you guys know I buy tons of random dumb crap as it is, right? So, I could go for like a fully authentic Darth Vader suit or something kind of rad and wicked

like that. Hell yeah. But I do have a dream of moving to the middle of nowhere and not really talking to anybody ever again. He just found a plot of land. I also love alien stuff. I love Roswell. And my dream is to have a farm

where I can take care of guinea pigs and other animals like goats. A guinea farm. So I could get six acres of land in Roswell, New Mexico between $18,000 and $22,000. You got land to spare, dude. I'm moving. See ya.

Would Shasta go with you? Are you kidding? That's her dream as well. She's packing up right now. Are you kidding me? Goats, guinea pigs, not talking to anybody, and aliens. Hell yeah. Let's go.

Look it up. I'm telling everybody this is going to be a big thing is the boxable homes. Oh, yeah? You can get a boxable home, and that's what Elon Musk is living in. It is just one of these little tiny houses that you can just put on a flatbed truck and just throw it on your land. I saw them a couple years ago on the way to Roswell.

They're on the side of the road all the way through New Mexico and Arizona. Imagine if it was like a collapsible house. Well, that's what it is. It's collapsible? Yeah, and he's like, you know what? I'm tired of this land. I'm getting out. Or you're like, you know what?

I want to move my house on the other side of my six acres that I have. Yeah, I'll just pick it up and move it over there and you know what? I'll just put alien statues at the front. Or maybe I'll open up a random gift shop. You get some solar and then also I mean Elon Musk is hooking you up because also you get the solar

that will power it. And then you can get the internet from Starlink, which you can get internet anywhere in the world. You're all hooked up. You're good. The only thing you're going to have to do is food. You're going to have to go to go into town for that. I don't mind that. I get to go into town, see the townies, go to the townie bars.

Or you can just have a bunch of cows, pigs, and chickens. I could do that too. You could be a farmer. Oh, yes. But I mean, I could get milk from the cow. I could get eggs from the chicken, the pigs. I'll just pet the pigs. See?

Yeah. Pigs are just nice to have. Yes, they are. They're adorable. They can eat your garbage. Yeah. Oh, there we go. And your goats. Yeah, we have Tyler eat our garbage all the time.

Hey, can you please not be mean to Tyler? It's not funny anymore. It's not good for the comments. I know, it's weird. Julianne's been the nicest to me on this podcast. What the hell is happening? I'm turning over a new leaf. To be fair, I have never once fed Tyler my garbage whatsoever.

Randy, on the other hand, always ate the garbage. I mean, Tyler's not the garbage eater randy is my garbage man officially officially i pay randy no joke i don't know maybe a couple times a month because i'll leave town and and eric has pointed this out i have the worst garbage day ever and it's on a friday like a friday afternoon is when they come pick up the garbage. I'm already out of town. Like after the show, I'm out. So I don't have anybody put in my garbage cans and they'll just sit out there all weekend long

or something like that. And I do live in a community where you have to pay HOA. Believe me, it's not a lot of money. Some people pay like a ridiculous amount. But I will get fined if my garbage cans are not put back in the house. So my thing is I pay Randy to go by the house to go put them away for me. You want to do it for free? Randy's my official garbage man.

No, I feel bad that he has to drive out of his way. How far away is he? I make sure that he's in town to see his mom. And then so it's about 15 minutes away. I give him some money. I would do it for free. You're welcome. Randy's always looking to make a dollar.

He needs a couple bucks. Randy does not want to have a return change whatsoever. Randy's my neighbor story for the week. Oh, yeah. Keep on forgetting. Just to recap, if you're just tuning in, Randy lives right next to Eric in the same apartment I can see his front door from my front room window.

You guys can see each other in your boxers if you have your windows. Yeah. If my blinds are open and his front door is open, I can see directly into his bathroom. It's kind of funny, actually. So the other day, I'm sitting on my couch. Phone starts vibrating says randy on it answer he's like hey look out your window he's in this courtyard on the second floor right so everybody could see him with a church's chicken cooler just standing there just

standing there just holding it up in there he's like you want this hold on what he's like you want this i'm like then i look across and like oh my god i'm like no i don't want that like an ice cooler yeah it was an ice cooler but he's just standing right in his church just standing in our courtyard just you want this and i'm like uh nah man i'm good he'm like, no, I don't want that. Like an ice cooler? Yeah, it was an ice cooler, but he's just standing in our courtyard. Just, you want this? And I'm like, no, man, I'm good. He's like, I don't have anywhere to put it. So he's just standing there. All right, hangs up and walks back in.

That was our conversation. He couldn't just walk to your front door? Oh, it's Randy. That's weird of him to be giving away stuff because the last time that he went to my house, I had a bookshelf that was sitting in my garage. And we're on the phone because I have to open the garage for him via my phone. And he goes, oh, what are you doing with that bookcase?

I was like, oh, I was going to get rid of it. He's like, can I have it? I go, all right, if you want. I go, I don't know how you're going to fit this massive bookcase into the Prius that you have. He goes, I can do it, bro. I can do it. And sure enough, he did it. He got that freaking.

I cannot believe it. He got it into the Prius. Well, there's a way. So I'm just saying, if I have something for free, Randy's taking it. I have never known him to want to give away something. Yeah, it was surprising there is also a dude that lives in our apartment complex that looks just like randy really yes there's a dude oh was menace this is drunk weekend so he don't forget showing his picture okay okay i probably shouldn't have i probably shouldn't have

killed the the the payoff here but look at this picture. Okay. This is a dude that lives on the base floor of us. Holy crap! He's wearing crocs. I'm sitting there and I noticed this probably about... That's Randy! Dude, I noticed... He's wearing a wedding ring. Probably about a month or so ago. And I told my fiance, I was like,

Leanne, look at it. That's not Randy. She's like, oh my god. And I'm sitting there because my desk is by my windows and I see this guy out of the corner of my eye and every now and then I'll see Randy dude yeah I do like we do this little bird call to each other sometimes we look out the window we look out the window at each other you know it's kind of adorable so like I see him walk I see that dude walking out of the corner of my eye and I almost do it out of instinct turn and do like my little call but then I realized it wasn't him so i took a picture real quick and i was like oh let's play a game of is that randy of course brett and tyler chime in uh you know disheveled walk

kind of you know yeah crocs on outside um yeah what was her exactly i said crocs hat surfer shorts sluggish demeanor tyler said weird shots hand over his mouth as he violently coughs. Posture that says, I just woke up. Yeah, it's Randy. It looks just like Randy. But yeah, this dude's married and has a kid. Not Randy. Maybe that's the same guy. I don't know if I put it in our group chat, but I saw a guy

at Target who I thought was Randy. Same thing. Dresses just like that. Same build, everything. And I almost went up to him and was like that it's the same build everything and i almost went up to him like what's up bitch wait a minute and you know he had a lady with him that looked like his lady too we're in a weird space everywhere we look let me get this straight yeah so more people are looking like randy does that mean we're not the normal ones? The arts are wearing a crock. Okay, so I was at my smart final

and I turned to go down the beer aisle and I swear to God it was Randy in front of me. He had the hat. He had the clothes. He had the deer in the headlights look and I look at him and I was about to go up and start giving him ish. I was about to go, look at you mother effer and I stop and I look

oh my God, it's not Randy. I like how that guy was look at you, mother effer. And I stop and I look. Oh my gosh, not Randy. The guy was so scared. Started to walk away. I almost ran into Randy and insulted him. Alright, well I gotta get ready, guys, for Coachella. I'm doing an interview with Bishop Briggs.

She was just by the studio. Did you talk to her? She left her keys in the studio so i brought them back yeah she came in and um she's no i don't think she realized that i was pregnant i just i walked in and i was like did somebody leave their keys it ended up being hers or someone that she knows so she took them and i didn't realize that she was pregnant yet but she was wearing like an open shirt where her belly was showing and so I wasn't sure I was like wait is she rocking it

I didn't know I didn't and then I found out afterwards she was pregnant but hey power to her because there's no way I'd be able to just let my belly hang out like that no yeah you're like hiding it yeah unless I'm in a bathing suit just put it out there imagine me in a crop top walking around my belly

hanging out you're not one of those chicks that want to take the sexy pregnancy photos? I'm going to take those. What's the difference? I don't know. Come on. You throw on a pair of Crocs. Go to Walmart. Oh, hell no.

Let the pregnant belly hang out. You'll fit right in. It's perfect. You're straight. You're good. You'd probably be the best dressed there, to be honest. That's true. You can wear the Uggs.

Oh, no. It's worse. But I want to take my sexy maternity photos and I want you guys to share them on your Instagram nope yeah why not did you take those

with Felicity though I did I was about to say now would there be jealousy if you took those and you didn't have them for Felicity no no no

I took them pre-sister drama I might have to you guys I want you guys to give me some pointers on what I should wear in my next photo shoot

you asked us for pointers. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Don't do it. Hit his, hit his, uh,

his back when you want to post this, that back body. Um, yeah, I'm going to be there actually with Bishop Briggs for this HBO flight attendant season two event that's happening during Coachella. So look out for that. I'm going to be posting a lot of social media.

So at menace M E N A C E shout out to blankets by Tracy.com. That's T R A C E Y.com. Eric, again, keeping me warm because the weather's all funky here in Los Angeles. Shout out to Shasta jeansans Boutique. I was laughing so hard because I was listening to our past podcast, how you're talking

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you don't really realize you're in the mountains, but the elevation is up high enough. NAU where, you know, lumberjacks. Even in Phoenix where it gets crazy hot, when the sun goes down, it is crazy cold. Yeah. High desert weather, man. That thing is wonky.

Monsoons one day, hot one day. Vegas too in the winter. No thank you. Have you ever been stuck in a sandstorm, Eric? No. I drove through a blizzard once, though, in Salt Lake City. Well, they were just having that issue last week because the winds were so bad

that people couldn't drive from Vegas back to L.A. because it was just so bad that people people couldn't drive from vegas back to la because it was just so bad with dust and sand i've been i was stuck in a sandstorm one time and it was so bad i couldn't even see that my hand in front of me by the time we got home all of our faces were just covered in sand we look like old people all wrinkled up and that'll mess up your skin because it'll like grind you yeah it hurts we were racing to get our tents down this is back before we had rvs and stuff but we were like racing to get our our tents and like throw them in the car we didn't wrap them up we just threw them in the trucks like all the food like we couldn't find the exit to um the dry lake bed we were at it was it's insane wow yeah i got stuck once i was up in the club listening to sandstorm just stuck rimshot yeah for real anyways um where do who have i missed who do i need to shout out

listen to the mothership the woody show money through friday on the iheart radio app tyler do you have anything to say before we leave yeah in the past two weeks i've discovered that um bar trivia that's uh pretty fun oh yeah it's been a wednesday night you're definitely a bar trivia guy oh yeah that screams okay yeah so one of my friends over at liz she hit up a bunch of us and said hey do you guys want to go to bar trivia oh she and i thought yeah sure what the hell i'll check it out. And I thought, this is actually pretty fun. It's only about two hours, so it's not too long.

Did you win? And we did not win. We've been two weeks in a row. We have not won yet. Because there's some diehard Bar Trivia people. They're good, and they don't mess around. Yeah, but Tyler's like, he's just like a bottomless pit of information that you would never know that he had. Honestly, no, it's true.

And I will say I was very proud of myself. Went 10 for 10 on the sports section. Good for you. The closest I've got to bar trivia is when you get those little devices when you're like B-dubs and you play it on the monitor with the people in the room.

Yeah, I'd rather do that. This one where we do it, we do it at this place called Pluckers, which is the Texas version. It's the Texas version of Buffalo Wild Wings. Like nobody goes to Buffalo Wild Wings out here. Everybody goes to Pluckers. What? So, yeah.

So what they do is there's a guy, he walks around the entire restaurant with a mic and there's, I think, 10 rounds full of 10 questions each. And we just go through all these rounds for two hours. And I don't know. It's a lot of fun. What was your team name? Hughes Heifers. Yep. Yep.

Yep. Are all the people on your team overweight? We are. You know what? I would not discriminate on anybody's size. Bro, you don't put it in the name. Yeah. I mean, how are you supposed to track the milk mamas when you call them out like that?

I mean, to be fair, it's also a great play on words, too. Like, I thought about it. I was like, okay, that's actually really funny. Wait, you thought about the name? No, no, I didn't think about it. One of my friends came up with it, and I thought about it. I was like, that's really funny, actually. So, I'm cool.

Put out the cattle call, baby. Eric D. Oh was like, that's really funny, actually. So I'm cool. Put out the cattle call, baby. Eric D. Oh, wait, no. Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave? I do not. Just have a great Thursday and Friday and get blacked out wasted for me because I can't. I will be doing that for you. Thank you, Menace.

Thank you. Brett? Yes. As of right now, I will actually be able to attend Star Wars Celebration! Oh, wow! Yes! Kevin was about to steal your tickets. Oh, no.

I mean, I'd sell him my tickets. Yes, it would cost a lot of money. But I can now attend if I get a negative COVID test, which means I probably don't even have to do that. Yes! Let's go. We're back. We're back. See, I told you.

Thank God. I told you. It's coming down to the wire, man. I got like 30 days before this. I told you. Congrats, man. Very happy for you. So sad.

Years. What day are you going to go? Because I saw it's a Thursday through Sunday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Biggest day. All the best people are there. I've been on I saw it's a Thursday through Sunday. Saturday. Saturday. Saturday. Biggest day. All the best people are there.

I've been on a Sunday before. It's not that fun. Most cons, everything happens on Saturday. So Saturday it is. If there's anything safe. Wait, it's only Star Wars, huh? Only Star Wars. Only Star Wars.

Some people are selling other stuff, but it's like all Star Wars. If I ask you to get something for Felicity, will you? Yeah, like jibs? Maybe. No, no jibs. I bet Felicity would love a pair of socks, dude. Felicity would rock the hell out of me. Yeah, why are you depriving her? I asked her, I said, baby, do you think that these

shoes are cute? She goes, those are ugly. I said, thank you, thank you. So I did ask her. That's the tone that you said. No, because there were some cute ones I saw at Target for little girls. You were like, oh yeah. No, and she likes anything Star Wars. Anything Star Wars, you show it to her, she's usually down for it.

Throw some C-3PO and R2-D2 jibs on those Crocs. She'll talk a little different. Terrible. The worst. It's cool. Anyway, Star Wars Celebration. Nice. I will be there.

All right, Eric? I will be going out and partying on Saturday. I'm going to Celebration. Nice. I will be there. All right, Eric? I will be going out and partying on Saturday. I'm going to a lake, so I'll be partaking. And also 146 days till football, guys. Wait, which lake? I have friends that live in Canyon Lakes up by Lake Elsinore. That's where my uncle lives. Oh, really?

Yeah. Well, he lives in Lake Elsinore. We have friends that live in that little community. Okay. Be on a boat. And he has baseball back, too? Yeah, dude. Oh really yeah Well he lives in Lake Elsinore We have friends that live In that little community So Okay Yeah be on Be on a boat And he have Nice

And he have baseball back too Yeah dude Yeah good weekend Throwing back some cold ones I am outside of Menace You're outside I had a park day last weekend I'm very

It's hard to keep me inside When the sun's out And do you burn off your eyebrows No see Yeah but he also believes In sunscreen And I don't Okay

You don't put sunscreen On your eyebrows Apparently people do I looked it sunscreen. I don't. You don't put sunscreen on your eyebrows. Apparently people do. I looked it up. No, you don't. No one does that. I don't. Trust me, I burn like a freaking cooked lobster outside of Maine when I go in the sun.

I've never put sunscreen on my eyebrows. Well, man, you got really burnt that day. Maybe you needed it. Again, research is important. Okay, I'll look at it. Again, research. Okay. I'll look at it. Anyways, I'll be excited for Star Wars Celebration. Thank you so much for listening and we'll see you next week.

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