What's New Podcast - Coachella Recap, Food News, Tech News, Fast X & More!

Episode Date: April 29, 2023

On this epsiode we talk Coachella Recap, Food News, Tech News, Fast X & More!

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I'm Menace. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show, a show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. We are joined by Eric, a.k.a. E Soundwave, who works for the NFL Podcasting Network and coming to us live from Downey, California. In the same complex, but not in the same room, would be Randy, who also works for the NFL Podcasting Network, and he is in Downey as well, obviously, because it's the same complex. Just over yonder in the next city over, coming to us live would be Heavy t aka tyler who is also in the sports game in the online

sports coverage game do you have any plans anytime soon to be moving out of your parents home it depends on a couple things that could be moving my way in the near future but we'll see all right cool we'll get into that later but it finally happened You. It was your very first time. And let me just say, it all worked out for you guys, okay? Because there's a hierarchy when it comes to Coachella. They always say it's all about weekend one, weekend one. And then some people were kind of talking smack, calling you weekend two boys, you know, for your very first time.

And usually people don't, to be fair, don't really talk about weekend two. But there was so much drama with weekend one very first time and usually people don't to be fair don't really talk about weekend two but there was so much drama with weekend one that weekend two just became way more epic than weekend one if you don't know i know it's been all over the place but frank ocean drops out thank god and then blink 182 was back because the last podcast we had we didn't even know if blink 182 was gonna play weekend two and, the icing on the cake, we're talking about Skrillex on stage.

It all came together. Shout out Frank Ocean for being a flake and backing out because we inherited Blink-182 on main stage. And then I was like, it was kind of the rumors,

like, oh, are they going to close it out? And then everybody was kind of pissed, like, oh, Blink's closing out. What is that? I was like, dude,

I'm down with that. And then, yeah, and then rumors, you know, had that little T tba so it was a little a little mysterious and then yeah skrillex fred again and fortet dude honestly i know i know i'm probably like the edm guy on the podcast that was it's that was a pretty legendary thing that we all experienced and i i text tyler randy i was like i hope you guys are still around for this and i was like i don't think you guys are really grasping what you're watching. I didn't want to leave. It was dope to end the weekend with them.

It was pretty sick. Yeah, weekend two ended up becoming the weekend to go to. And let's just recap a little bit of it. I didn't get to go with you initially day one. I had to go do a promo. Brett and I, we went over to Morongo Casino. Thank you to all the listeners that came out to Morongo Casino and hung out with us. So I met up with you later but here's the thing i was still getting text updates the whole time

as we're at morongo and i did get a photo update which you can see on our instagram at what's new pod and it's randy at a table and in front of the table there's a sign it says it's not acceptable to lie or exaggerate about having a disability to utilize services if you do this you are subject to ejection and this had no context all right again when it was texted to me so i had no idea what was going on i thought randy was in trouble i absolutely love this picture by the way okay all right so good could you explain to me what that picture means so my version is is that by this time it's me randy geo and nacho we all met up and found each other we're all you know trying to figure out where to get something to eat right and we walked by this area that i believe was by like this inheritance and randy's like hey hold on hold on a second guys and so he goes off and we're like what is he doing and we look and it's an ada tent for like basically people with disabilities

because he's like oh so we went to this one area and we found this couch and we were sitting on it because we were tired or whatever and the guy was like, you can't sit here unless you have an ADA wristband. Randy's thinking like, okay, okay, okay. Pause one second. So just to give you a little more context, you might see these platforms with chairs at concerts that are kind of like in front of the stage. Again, for people with disabilities. Okay.

So first off, I've had three knee surgeries in my life. And I was like, hey, can I get a wristband? And I thought, you know, I actually thought she's going to be like, mind you, I was a little drunk, pretty drunk. I thought she was going to be like, no, get out of here, scram. And she was like, well, what's wrong? I'm like, oh, my knees hurt. And she's like, oh, man, okay, sure.

She's like, where's your companion? I'm like, oh, I don't have a dog. And she's like, no, who are you with? I'm like, oh, okay. And so I was like, get over here, get over here. That's why I was confused. They're like, companion. I'm like, companion and so i was like i was like get over here idiot well that's why i was confused they're a companion i'm like companion what do you mean companion why did you say who are you with your girlfriend so we are mad at you at this point man she's like what am i yeah she didn't mind it once we got the couch and stuff there's no vetting at all she was like

not legally allowed to ask there's the show proof say, hey, don't lie to us. It's right there on the sign on our Instagram page. There was not a section in everywhere we went. There was one time where it did come in clutch, and that was when on day two, me, Randy, Gio, and Nacho go see Knocked Loose, which nobody knows who they are. Total screamo band, like pit, all that stuff. So me and Randy go in the pit, and then by the time we're done, we're exhausted. So we actually go in, sit on the couches, and we're like,

okay, I think we're good. You leave the platform with the couches to go into the mosh pit. Oh, yeah, we went to the pit, baby. Let's go. So how do you qualify for the ADA section if you just went into the pit and then you walked back? In my defense, for this performance, I was sitting in the ADA section? Yeah. If you just went into the pit and then go back. And then you walked back. In my defense, for this performance, I was sitting in the non-ADA couch.

No, you were in the section. I know because I have. You have couches laying around. Yeah, I'm thinking about the video right now because we did post a video of the mosh pit on our Instagram at what's the new pod on there. And you're in the mosh pit with all these people. And you can see Tyler in the platform. In these people and you can see tyler in the platform in that video you can see tyler walking down the ada ramp oh yeah he ramps around coachella i think i think you've remembered correctly he looks like he's entering a wrestling match look that's what

it looks like yeah wait how did tyler get on the ramp follow me onto the ramp we've been walking at this point it's like maybe like six or seven so like it's a little late we've been walking at this point it's like maybe i don't know like six or seven so like it's a little late we've been kind of walking all day so i'm like okay let me just sit here and if the guy kicks me off i'll be like oh my bad you know and i'll get off like i don't have a problem the ada stuff might have actually been more believable for tyler instead of randy you flipped it look we got way less questions that's for sure all tyler needed to do to prove that he deserved to be in the 88 lounge was pulled down those damn bandana wristbands he had and show him their his fucking pizza tattoo okay that's all he had to do

and they go okay never mind you deserve to be here and some lady that was serving him alcohol was like oh i like your pizza tattoo and tyler's like she likes it and i look back i'm like she's obviously on drugs because so what were some of the highlights of the weekend for you? Because I'll just say this. The highlight for me is on day two, you guys started dressing like you were going to a safari. So we started calling you the Safari Boys. And I loved it.

And I can't stop calling you guys the Safari Boys. We need to make Safari Boy t-shirts. But what do you think was the most fun that you had at the festival all weekend? Future coming out was dope. And the weekend coming out was dope on top of that i saw becky g for the first time which i had never really heard of her she's never heard of her why i really haven't because like that's not really like my type of music i'm sorry okay tyler she was my bad she was at wrestlemania we were there. I don't remember this. How did you miss her? That's right, she was. She was in Power Rangers.

I'm trying to get the credit. She was great, okay? Okay, Power Rangers is helping. There's a lot of drama with her in the sports realm, too, because she was dating this soccer player that was kind of maybe cheating on her. There's so many angles that you would know who this is. I had no idea who she was before, but she was really, really good. And then on top of that, and then the other one I remember is I went to go see Tale of Us.

And that's more of like an EDM type thing, which is not necessarily the crowd that I roll with. But it was so good. And the graphics, like all the robot graphics that they used on screen. Oh yeah. And the way it just connected and flowed with all the music, just like top tier production stuff. Really, really good.

Honestly, one of the highlights every day was being up around like two 30 in the morning and seeing Tyler walk in like a zombie. And just be like, Oh yeah. Yeah. Well, you guys are all in or all out on Coachella next year.

Oh, you know, I'll see. I'll check my calendar. You know, I'll see. I'll check my calendar. I might have something going on. Of course, all in. Hell yeah. All in.

Sweet. I will need to definitely do more endurance training before I go, though, because I have to admit I bitched out. I was like, dude, my legs feel like they're about to fall off. And I don't know how Eric did it. I get he's skinnier than us, but I genuinely do not know how he walked as much as he walked. You mean he's skinnier, healthier, more in shape? Well, dude, I told them this.

I go to the gym, I work out, again, I'm skinnier, whatever. You can paint the picture, but dude, you can't save yourself. Your feet are wrecked no matter the size. It will probably obviously be a little easier on you if you shed a few LBs before next year, but your feet are wrecked. My feet are still sore like i haven't gone to the gym always because

i can't even think about it i went like later in the day on day one and i still walked 12 miles that day yeah so that that was the thing too so i was keeping track of the mile so by tuesday morning so between when we got there on friday Monday night, because I'm including the Disney takeover, which I'm sure we'll get to in a second, I had walked a total of about 34 miles in about four days. Yeah. Dude, my feet, like I looked at my feet and I'm like, dude, am I killing me right now? Like, you're dead. Absolutely dead. So you're going to get some pre-walks in for next year, right?

Oh, yeah. Dude, honestly, so I told myself, I was like, you know what? Honestly, like I'm kind of used to walking this long distance after doing it for four straight days. I should be walking like a mile or two, like, you know, every day or whatever. And I've done it the past two days. So try to keep the street going just a little bit. I hope you wear.

I hope you're actually wearing like tennis shoes, though, and not like you're. Oh, no, I brought. I brought like the one pair of like running shoes I actually own all right well i'm big mad because i walked you know i did multiple weekends i did weekend one and weekend two and i'm like i didn't lose any weight i felt like i gained weight um now coachella happened and then we have the woody show after hours Takeover at Disney California Adventure Park, which was awesome. That was happening on Monday, and thank you to all the listeners that came out. Congratulations to everybody that won, that got in. Thank you for coming out to all my events that I always pimp on this podcast that you should come out to because you always get hooked up.

But there was one member of the Safari Boys that did not make it to the After Hours Takeover, and that would be Randy, guys. That would be me. That would be me. I'm not proud of it. I'm not happy. Wouldn't Randy make it to the Woody Show After Hours Takeover? What happened?

Coachella took my soul, man. I was like, I have no energy. I can hardly move, and I just crashed. I melted into the couch. The ironic thing is that it's NFL Draft this week, right? So that's why me and Randy are a little zapped. All just me, you know, Coachella, Disneyland, NFL Draft. We've been working our asses off.

So the funny thing about it is I work on Saturday this week. So I got pulled off of my Monday shift. And they're like, hey, Randy, you can take Eric's shift. And I'm like, oh, I slept in. I woke up at 10. I texted Randy. He's like, you make it? He's like, I'm just kidding here.

And I'm like, sweet. I'll see you at Disneyland. He's like, I ain't going to Disneyland. Because the Disneyland event went until 1 a.m. So he had plenty of time. The excuse that it had to work is nothing. I will say, though, like, I mean, if Randy would have done it, he probably would have just been sleeping this entire week.

Because I had, I did Disneyland. Like, I got home, and I had about an hour and a half. I ate some In-N-Out, recharged, literally couldn't take a nap. And then me and, we took my mom, my sister, my brother's wife, Leanne. So we did it. We closed it down. Got home at, like, 2.30 that morning, or after Disneyland. Yeah.

And I woke up the next day. Thankfully, I had a work from home day, dude. Dude, I was like low-key sick. I was low-key sick. I had stomach problems. It was... My body was like, like Randy said, I left my soul just in parts of California, just all over fragments.

It was tough. But it was fun, though. It was a blast. Man, I was in line with my mom for the first show for a bit. They had a chat. I saw Tyler with his herd, like a herd of buffalo running around the park yeah yeah it was cool it was a good time we're already talking about next year for another woody show after hours takeover so again listen to this podcast pay attention come out to the events

tune into the radio station tune into the woody show for chances to get in uh i did get a notice that i will be in montecito but montecito las vegas which is a like a little area by summerlin and i am going to be at a new daiso opening from 3 to 5 p.m. on May 20th. Okay? So I will have giveaways for a bunch of stuff. Come out if you're in Las Vegas or you just happen to be in Las Vegas that weekend. Come say hi.

I'll be giving out more information pretty soon. Now, speaking of Vegas, the Safari Boys. We back in Vegas this upcoming weekend. Are you going to be able to handle it? Another weekend of fun, guys. Now, May 5th, we're going to be recording a podcast episode at the Wynn Casino. Shout out to the Wynn. If you're looking for a place to stay in Las Vegas, the Wynn is just top notch quality.

The food, the Wynn is the place to be. Now, that is May 5th. May 6th, I'm going to be going to Lovers and Friends Music Festival. You guys aren't going to be coming along. Have you decided what you're going to do that day on May 6th? Is the Safari Boys going to be out here or are you tired? I don't know if the Safari Boys will be joining my endeavor or if they'll be off on their own wild adventure.

I think I sent like four or five screenshots, a couple different beach parties. Again, I found the EDM one, so I'll probably be seeing Fisher on Saturday I think that's the sixth Tyler of course had his own opinion of look it's Cinco de Mayo weekend I'm just there to have a good time that's all it is they're gonna end up just doing nothing yeah they're gonna be sitting around a bar like yeah they're gonna end up I'm like where you guys at oh we thought we left you and you were gone I'm like they're are you guys at? Oh, we left you and you were gone. I'm like, they're going to end up. Again, again.

Poppy, Poppy, where are you? I guarantee you Safari boys are going to be sitting at a bar for hours figuring out what they got to do. I have drawn my line in the sand as to what I'm going to be doing, which is sitting and watching as much sports as I possibly can. Well, in that case, if you guys want to do that, you should go to Circa. I mean, you just have to do Steam Swim if you don't want to do that they got the two-story theater sports book yeah that's legit that's where to go yeah tyler can sit in the pool watch more ladies across from the pool not talk to them for 50 minutes you know let's calm down perfect and there's a uh fight that night too or on that saturday the 6th canelo's fighting oh yeah that's huge nine o'clock so the biggest gonna be popping

dude vegas is gonna be lit that weekend. So be ready for that. The real adventure, actually, for the Safari Boys is going to be their drive there and their drive back together. Yeah. That's going to be the real adventure. Now, the thing is, they have to be on time for the podcast day one. Yeah.

That's all I care about. Everything they do for the rest of the weekend, it's on them. They're taken care of. The least they can do is be on time to record the podcast. I mean, we were super early for Coachella. All right. All right, good.

See, look. Look, you're learning. It's good. Well, before Vegas, I'm actually leaving right now after this podcast to go to Stagecoach back for three weekends in a row because i'm not watched like you guys you old men that can barely walk around um i'm really excited tonight now eric were you ever into girl talk i love girl talk dude girl talks before me tonight he's before me

dude so i watched girl talk on a coachella live stream back in like 2016. And I have four or five Girl Talk albums on my phone. He does toilet paper stuff. It's like a crazy big ass party. And he's performing tonight at Stagecoach. And I'm sure you're on this because I've seen you tweet him Diplo. Yeah, Diplo. Swamp Savant. Well, Diplo, he is the guy that's hosting the whole tent.

So it's going to be Diplo, Dylan Francis, and Girl Talk tonight, which I'm super excited about because I've seen Girl Talk in concert many times. I think the last time, though, was in Las Vegas for the Life is Beautiful Festival. So it's been quite a long time since I've seen him live. And to see him tonight is gonna be awesome and of course guy fieri catering pretty much the whole festival it's just gonna be a hoedown of a good time and i'm really excited to go there this weekend so i have that this weekend and then we'll uh see you in vegas so guys

you can nap later you know saying nap when i'm? Nap when I'm dead. Go for those walks, Tyler. Go for those walks. Get those feet ready. They've been helping. You'll be taking that nap real soon. Alright, moving on. I want to ask you, the NFL draft is going on and we already had a couple days of the NFL draft but more importantly, what I care about most

is I'm a little upset. I'm excited that I am going to stage coach but I did enjoy going to the NFL draft last year when it was in Vegas with all the different parties. I went to the Gronk party and I mean, it was life-changing. I want to go to every single Gronk party from now on, but is Travis Kelsey the new Gronk? Because he has Kelsey Jam today and we're talking about Machine Gun Kelly, Tech Nine, and Rick Ross and even the artwork looks the same. I think it's probably the same people

that throw the Gronk party that's throwing Kelsey Jam but Kelsey is also like he's always in Vegas, he's always at the win, he's partying as well. Is he the new Gronk? Yes or no? I mean technically he's gonna be the next Gronk as in like the best tight end to ever play in the NFL but he's definitely falling into like he's like he's an entrepreneur because he's realizing hey I'm good looking hey I'm really good at football and hey I'm a mega millionaire yeah um but yeah Kelsey Jam is supposed to be huge this weekend and Kelsey is probably a less I wouldn't say bro-ish but a less rambunctious Gronk. Gronk has the theatrics and the dancing and the, I'm throwing stuff. Yeah, I'm going wild.

Kelsey has like the like swagger of like, hey, I'm a bro. I'm going to party. Probably better than Gronk. Yeah. In the overall scheme of things. I think that he is Gronk 2.0 because look how well he did on SNL. Like Gronk could never do that. We watched 80 for Brady and they only put Gronk in there for five seconds

because he could barely do the lines for the movie. But I think Kelsey could probably, like, have a huge scene in a movie like that. Kelsey's probably a little more articulate. I mean, he has a podcast with his brother. So, like, he's definitely, I think it's, like, the next wave of Gronk. Because Gronk, you know, there was the rumor

that he was, like, oh, I haven't even spent any of Gronk. Because Gronk, you know, there was the rumor that he was like, oh, I haven't even spent any of my contract money. It's all my endorsements. Like, Kelsey knows what he's doing, or he has people that are telling him what he's doing. He's got his hand in a lot of things. And, yeah, the KC stuff just lined up perfectly for him this year. Won a Super Bowl.

The draft's here in his backyard. Let's throw a huge party. I want to go to the next draft, which I believe is in Philly, right? Or I could be wrong. I think it's in Detroit. In Detroit? In the D? Something's in Philly. I think it's Detroit. WrestleMania. I know. WrestleMania. Oh, yeah. WrestleMania. Okay. You're right.

You guys want some food news? Food news. Alright. Here we go. Did you know Buffalo Wild Wings also has a Smash Burger lineup? we're talking about smoked brisket burger southwest black bean burger bacon smashed hatch chili burger and um i just want to give you an update guys i was starving and i was at la live and there was really nothing quick to eat and i folded and i had smash burger one more time and i'll give you

a little update it still sucks and i didn't like it but i was starving but it sucks that they have the name smash burger because smash burger is a style of hamburger so when you say smash burger people think it's the the burger chain but no buffalo wild wings has their own lineup of this style of burger are you all in or all out are you not going to order a burger at buffalo wild wings are you going to just stick with the wings uh probably not because usually if i'm at buffalo wild wings i may be like it's after i've had drinks somewhere else because i'm at a buffalo i Wings. I was talking to Randy once, like recently, I was like, my correlation of going to Buffalo Wild Wings and me getting older have kind of like just coincidentally dropped off.

Buffalo Wild Wings is my spot as like a high school kid, or not high school, excuse me, college kid. But it's like, yeah, if I'm going to Buffalo Wild Wings now, it's like, yeah, I just want some beer, some cheap beer, a good sell, maybe play some trivia. Yeah, just give me a basket of wings. Don't mess them up. Real quick. Speaking of smash burger style burgers, voted best burger in America by Good Morning America, the Bored and Hungry restaurant, which is also Bun B's restaurant. We had those when we're at Coachella. They were absolutely delicious. They have a pop-up right now on Hollywood Boulevard and it's at the Fox. So, so you don't

have to go all the way to Long Beach. If you want to try it, you can go to Hollywood on Hollywood Boulevard at the Fox right now for a limited time. You can try the bored and hungry burger. It is delicious. Check this out. You know, what I love is some Wagyu beef, like the Japanese style, cause it's like butter. It's's so good but it's so freaking expensive the only time I really have it is these Wagyu beef tacos that they have at Nobu and that's a you know a special treat not all-time thing because I'm not a millionaire they do have a Wagyu American version that is cheaper and I think that's what they're probably using but Panda Express at their HQ restaurant that always has the test item, they have

Wagyu dumplings available there, and I'm all in. Are you all in or all out? I am all the way in. I am a whore for Panda Express. I love Panda Express. You guys want to move on to some tech news?

Yeah. Alright, tech news. I opened up my favorite website today called The Verge, theverge.com, which is a mixture of tech, music, pop culture news. And it said a list of items for Mother's Day. Okay. Now, I usually just get my mom gift card to Home Depot. She loves it.

She buys some stuff for her garden. And this is what they had, though, on their list. And tell me if your mom would be into this. They had AirPod Pros, a Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 4, a Keytron V1 keyboard, and some other electronics. My mom would not know how to use any of this stuff. I love my mom, but my mom's in her 70s she doesn't know what that is how to work it what to do with it or like she no like you wouldn't want a keytron keyboard no she'd probably want even english to my dad dude our moms probably would be like you know flowers are nice you could just cut those for real and here's the thing about buying your mom that stuff it's now your duty to install explain refurb keep up to date install updates

it's like i bought my mom i bought my mom these blink uh ring doorbells and little cameras for around the house easy thing yeah battery in install it put it on the wall done getting that done it took forever because it was my job and you know you got to find time do it buy some flowers my mom loves flowers flowers is like again i said this with my wife i think back whenever it's like flowers easy money dude just it's like flowers is like life-changing oh valentine's day batch of flowers yep oh valentine's yep that's all you need some flowers send them it's even better if you pay somebody a little extra to deliver them it's like my take flowers and sprinkle a little extra on top it's like you paid somebody to deliveries to me it's easy peasy i know when i got my mom the iphone and i tried to facetime her the first time

she freaked out and she's like you can see me, yeah. She put the phone back in the box for four days because she thought that every time you call an iPhone, it's FaceTime. That's the kind of crap that you got to go through. So I feel your pain, Eric. Go flowers all day. And no matter what you do, it's like when they use it again,

it's like my mom's iPhone. She's had an iPhone for years and years and years. Yeah. It's like you're still teaching. Oh, yeah. And you've had this for so long. And we'll use use the facetime for example i don't hang up anymore i'm like okay bye mom and i'll stare at the screen so i watch her go struggle and then yeah it's just it's funny to me but yeah it's like you've had this for years yeah you're still like learning to use

the end call button oh my god uh with my dad it's been an eight-year project for his home entertainment system like hooking up all the different devices to it he somehow he's always signing out of the apps and then he doesn't know how to sign back in some speaker stops working i'm like how does this unplugged in the first place it is an ongoing thing he's already gone through two televisions now because the process has been so long to try to dial this thing in i will bring this up real quick because we're talking a big game about all these like electronics yeah tyler we're having a hell of a time working your tv over for the weekend my tv which one the apple tv

remote me and tyler at one point it was just me and him in the front room and we're trying to change a channel and like and and we would end up backwards we got rewinding the show and at one point we're just like all right we're starting over we turned it off and we turned it back on like okay it was it was okay so dude i had this just big cable walk tyler through it yeah i'm a big apple tv user i love. I think it's the easiest platform to use, but apparently not for you guys. I think it's just the remote, dude. Your remote is touch sensitive.

It's the newest remote that Apple provides. But in the guest rooms, I don't have Apple TV in there. You guys can work that fine, right? It's the stuff that's in the TV. Yeah, yeah. I think it was just mine and Tyler's sausage fingers or something we're just moving it was just i like that you guys blamed your fingers and not your brains or your inability to figure out a controller it's like

i will admit though i when because i have an apple tv it the learning it first to begin with is pretty difficult because it's kind of like it super sensitive. The worst is trying to rewind back and forth like on my YouTube TV. Because if I do that, sometimes I rewind too far or I rewind... It's weird to get used to it. But once you get used to it, it's a breeze. It's awesome. Okay, Gregory. Cool.

Nice. All right. Well, since we're talking about entertainment, television, movies, all that stuff. Tyler, have you been following the news with Fast X, bro? The breaking news. Ten times for X. Here we go. Oh, there's breaking news?

Yeah, you didn't know this? Breaking news. Oh, God. Fast X comes out May 19th, but it is going to be broken into a two-parter. We're talking about a Harry Potter style. You didn't know this, Tyler? This is your thing, dude.

So we're going to get Fast X and then Furious 11? No, no, no. Fast X is a two-parter. First half of the movie comes out May 19th, but you don't get the second half of the movie until 2025, Tyler. Oh my god, hold on.

2025? Is the first part going to be called Fast X, the first quarter mile? I don't know. What are they calling this? How? It's not a Fast X A and Fast X B. This Fast X just made me furious, man.

You have to tell me. You realize they're taking you all for, no pun intended, they're taking you for a ride here. They're just milking you dry. Oh, no, no, they really are, yeah. They're like, this is our last one. We need to milk this. No, it's not the last one.

They already said that they're going to do 11. That's three movies. At least Harry Potter, you had a script. There's a book. Okay, it's like, all right, let's divide up. Now they're just being dicks. Like, they're saying, you know what? Do two movies.

They're like, look, we got the Tylers of the world locked in. We're good. We can do at least four or five more. Are any of our predictions going to come true, though? Any of the predictions we came up with which was they're gonna team up they're gonna go to jurassic park dude if that happens that would rule right transformers all of a sudden they're back to the future going to the past to be fast with older cars like is any of this gonna happen you guys think bro i'm not gonna lie if i'm in the

movie and i see one of these things transforming to bumblebee i'm walking out this is where it officially ended i'm good i'm done well dude rise of the beast dude i'm super hyped off that too the new transformers movie let's go i'm down to get transforms back into into the rotation hell yeah i mean that's one of like those are like the blockbusters we grew up on i know brett's not like super fan of of them he has his opinions but yeah those are like those back when like blockbusters you go into the movies yeah this one is a different story though brett what do you think rise of the beast dude you watch the trailer it's fire i watched the trailer um it doesn't look terrible right so that's why i have my expectations very very low because look the first one i was all in i was i was their opening day preview night stoked for i'm like okay it was good second one god awful again there for preview night third one

preview that again got better fourth and fifth i don't know what happened when me and menace went to go watch the fifth one i thought i got concussed during the movie like what is happening okay the first five minutes of the one that we went to go see do you remember what the name of that one was the last night oh my god the first 10 minutes of that movie is some of the worst it's so bad uh piece of cinematic history of all time the only clip of the last night i've ever seen is and and this is a spoiler alert and if you've seen it, I'm sorry, is when Anthony Hopkins dies and the editing is so bad. You can tell that this is just like

a ragdoll dummy flying through the air. Once they cycled in Mark Wahlberg, I was like, okay, this is a little wacky. Mark Wahlberg scaling skyscrapers in Chicago and he's on a spaceship. That was the thing, though. Mark Wahlberg actually made it better. It was just the spaceship. That was the thing, though. Mark Wahlberg actually made it better. It was just the writing got worse because the part Menace is talking about, all of a sudden, Megatron shows up.

He's like, if you want my help, you got to give me my crew. And then went through this roll call, splatter name. Oh, that's so weird. In the middle of the desert. And all of a sudden, he meets up with the FBI sitting at a table in the middle of the Sahara Desert. He's like, how? What's happening? in the middle of the Sahara Desert. How? What's happening? It's a Transformers Suicide Squad. I swear to God.

Bumblebee, though, was actually amazing. John Cena, fantastic actor for that movie. And look, this movie, you get the Autobots. Cool. You get the Beast Wars Transformers. For anyone that grew up in the 90s loving them, you get them as well, the Maximals. You also get the big villain of the Transformers, which they kind of spoiled in the trailer. If anyone hasn't seen it, I won't tell you.

But if you watch the cartoon in the 80s, you'll be excited. It looks good. Yeah. So I'm scared. You guys have to understand. Why? That's an endorsement for me. I'll go see it now because good for Brett, even if he's let down, be great for me yeah oh great good for him could really plummet it's like good for

me it's like i'm i'm not in the in the weeds enough so it's like good for you is like i'm coming out mind blown yeah dude i love it don't forget concussed for that fifth movie maybe you like never mind you like drugs never mind this The second you knew that the fourth one with Mark Wahlberg was bad, I saw the first couple minutes, and the second that I realized, oh, he's from Texas in this movie, and he's speaking with the most heavy Bastodian accent I've ever heard, this movie sucks. Oh, that's what you picked up? Not the fact that the entire promotional budget of the movie was selling that there were going to be Dinobots, Dinosaur

Transformers. You know what we got them? The last five minutes of a four hour movie. Why? I know, but I go in with the benefit of the doubt and then once I saw that, oh, this dude's from the middle of the country and he sounds like he just swigged a couple Sam Adams walking out of Fenway.

It's like, dude, nah, this thing is done. It's over. You're out of your element, Donnie like, dude, like, no, this thing is over. You're out of your element, Donnie. This is how they sold you on like 10 Fast and the Furious stupid movies. Oh, yeah, guys. Vin Diesel and Jordana Brewster are related. Look at them. Oh, yeah.

Look at what's this? Paul Walker. He's totally an FBI agent. He can sneak into a car club. So dumb. One guy who won't die. I've been invested in this franchise since the first one came out, which was 23 years ago. It's too late for me.

I'm already in. I can't leave now. One thing I noticed about the previews for Fast X or X.1, X.1, Half X, whatever it's going to be called. X squared. Is like Vin Diesel. Fast X Gear 1. Yeah. There you go. Is that Vin Diesel's character is still wearing a damn

toretto body shop what like you still have these shirts bro you've been on the run for like 18 years and you're running around with a toretto tag on like what don't you have money like don't you do all this stuff for money you would think you would have better shots you shot dudes into space and you're still running around in a greased up toretto shirt like what the hell wait a minute yeah everybody think about that character. Now look at Tyler's shirt. Oh! Don't you?

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Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? Don't you? He's ready for Fast X. Let's go. All right, guys. Well, I got to wrap this up. I got to head out now before I get stuck in traffic for three hours to get to Coachella Valley. I cannot wait for Stagecoach. Again, if you heard me, if you're giving me Las Vegas, May 20th, I'll be in the Montecito area of Las Vegas. Now, I think that's by Summerlin.

It's going to be for a grand opening of a Daiso from 3 to 5 p.m. Roll on through. If you happen to spot us next weekend, though, in Las Vegas, make sure you come by and say hello. We'll be there from May 5th through May 6th. That's going to be super fun.

Shout out to The Wind for taking care of us and letting us use the Blue Wire Studios. And if you're looking for a place to stay in Las Vegas, you've got to stay at The Win because the entertainment, the food, and the rooms are always on point. They never disappoint. It is the best. Shout out to The Win. Also, shout out to our boy, Joe Coy, who used to work at The Win.

You can go to joecoy.com. That's J-O-K-O-Y.com. See where he's at on tour. Also, shout out to our boy Fluffy, a.k.a. Gabriel Iglesias. He sent over some new Funkos that he has. He has a new soda edition Funko. Go check it out at FluffyGuy on Instagram or go to FluffyGuy.com. It is limited edition, so if you get one, you're lucky.

Shout out to our friend SexWithEmily. Go to SexWithEmily.com and follow her on instagram at sex with emily she has a book out by the way in barnes and noble that you can pick up it is called smart sex by dr emily morris so go check that out smart sex on barnes and noble.com if you just want to pick it up online shout out out to Emily. Also shout out to our friends, Matt and Kim. Don't forget their tour fires up in September. First show is going to be in Santa Ana.

You can go to Matt and Kim.com. See if they're coming to your area. Also just stream man, Kim music, where we find music to search Matt and Kim. Shout out to blankets by Tracy. Go to blankets by tracy.com. That's T R abytracy.com. That's T-R-A-C-E-Y.com. I had so much fun hanging out with Tracy at the After Hours Takeover. Got to chop it up with her made the coffee with Tracy, by the way. Is that it, Eric?

Oh, she did. Yeah. She did. So it's like my mom, she's an older lady with social media. So she posts every day. And one of her things, she does a coffee with Tracy. She has hundreds of coffee mugs, Starbucks mugs, Disney mugs. She loves coffee mugs.

Every morning, she does a coffee with Tracy post. She pours her coffee, posts her Wordle score. Nice. Very old lady stuff. Yeah. But at the Woody Show takeover, she wanted one thing. Donuts from the Lamplight Lounge.

And sure enough, Brett was like, hey, come by. I'll get you some donuts. Brett hooked her up and Brett got a shout out and she only posts like specific things.

She's like, thank you, Brett. So yeah, it's a very big moment to get a shout out with coffee with Tracy. Nice. I feel very special, very touched. I only do this and brought this up because

I really want to rub in Tyler and Randy's faces because they get so much love for everything else. I just want to take this one. Shot up the power rankings. Exactly. I know. Exactly. Damn it. ShastaG'sBoutique.com. That's with two O's because it's spooky. You can find beautiful crystal ball sacks.

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You got paid for that. But it's worth saving your crystal balls and your house from a fire. Trust me. It's worth paying for the shipping. And it helps helps me a little bit too uh you can find that or go to the link tree in my bio at saint board on instagram that's again saint board on instagram click the link tree take it right to jessie's boutique awesome also big shout out to one of our supporters raising canes shout out to raising canes i don't know if you know this now that all the sports is firing back up and tailgating is going to be coming back very soon, you can order up to 100 chicken finger combo at Raising Cane's.

The best way to probably do that is order ahead of time. You can download the Raising Cane's app or you can go to RaisingCanes.com. I usually order the Caniac, but, you know, if you don't eat as much as I do, you can always get the box combo or enjoy that legendary cane sauce. And shout out to our boy, Todd Graves, because he's always doing super cool collaborations. I don't know if you saw that he did that Post Malone location in Utah where it's all pink. It's pretty awesome. But he's always doing something that's super innovative when it comes to the fast food game. And the merch by the way is on point you guys were with me when i was wearing the raising cane shirt at coachella

how many people talked to me about it it was probably the hottest shirt of the weekend it's you got stopped maybe at least 10 times within an hour the first hour of us being there fire shirt sick shirt just people people coming up and putting their arms around you sick shirt dude i'm like standing next to you like this guy act like he knew you and just yeah dude your raisin cane shirt was the talk it was it was the best so if you want to get your own raisin canes merch they have it up on their website and don't forget listen to the mothership the woody show on the iheart radio app just search the woody show also ton of videos every single day on our youtube page go to youtube..com slash The Woody Show. Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yes.

Besides, thank you to everybody that came out to The Woody Show takeover at Disney's California Adventure theme park. It was amazing. Thank you all for coming and hanging out. It was a great time. It was great seeing Tyler, Eric, not Randy, and yourself, Menace. It was a fun time, and Eric's mom, obviously. The only thing I want to say is, guys,

you doubted me you mocked me you thought i was ridiculous however baby metal has sold out in los angeles whoa they have sold out in dallas atlanta new york minneapolis denver las vegas and los angeles if you need tickets go get them now i'm only saying this because i love baby metal it's awesome and you get to see death clock from metalocalypse the tv nice that was on adult swim it is awesome hell yeah all right uh cool that's awesome oh one more shout out i forgot to do i i really want to shout out the woody holics jackie mike leon mr grimace who came out all the way from hawaii that went to marongo to hang out with brett and i Yep. Those people are mega supporters.

Thank you to everybody in the Woody show, Facebook group, Justin, who runs a Facebook group. He's awesome. Thank you to him. And thank you again to everybody that supports us. I really appreciate you,

Eric. Do you have anything to say before we leave? No, man, you need to get on the road. Rage coach is waiting. I'm jealous. I'm jealous.

I have some friends out there that have some rvs and it's like i've already seen videos and stuff and actually we we were at coachella last weekend i did run into somebody who listens to what's new in line they said they were i was standing in line to get i told you guys a story i was standing in line to get a beer and i just taken my sunglasses off for the first time all day so you know your eyes are all adjusted and stuff and he's like eric sound wave and i'm like i turn around and he's like oh i listen to what's doing he's like you guys are always saying if you see us say hi ask for a picture and it's like so can i have a picture and i'm like in my mind i'm like dude i look so busted i know i look so sweaty i

haven't seen the picture posted or anything so it's probably good because i probably looked wrecked but um yeah so some shout out to you i I forget his name, but if you're listening, say what's up, guys. It was cool. Yeah, make sure to tag us so we can see these photos. Yeah, for real. It gets a little aggravating when I don't see the postings. I'm like, dude, we just took like 50 photos.

I know. Me and Eric even signed a dollar. I didn't see a photo of that at all. You signed a dollar? What? That's a story for next week. Best guy go. All right.

Randy, you have anything to say before we leave? Thank you for inviting us to Coachella. It was awesome. Shout out to Fat Dragon for amazing Chinese food while we were there. And get off to Rage Coach. All right. Tyler, anything to say before we leave? Yeah, thanks for giving us a pedicab on, like, day two.

You're just killing me. Appreciate that. I was telling you guys to take a pedicab the whole day two. You're just killing me. Appreciate that. I was telling you guys to take a pedicab the whole time so you didn't have to watch. You didn't listen to me. On day one, we're like, oh, we're going to do the whole Coachella thing. We didn't realize it.

By the time we got in, I'm like, I'm already tired. I was trying to tell you guys. There's a lot going on. Yeah. I was so mad on the walk back after day two because my girlfriend, Gio, I'm like, we should get a pedicab she's like no no we can walk it we can walk it no way i wouldn't listen to her be a man dude

never again dog i was dude when i was so mad walking down the street after because it's it's a straight shot out and then you gotta do a bunch of walking it's like a mile after you make it out of the actual grounds yeah and i was so i was so mad i'm not more like just petty because of that last little part of the pedicab but uh yeah pedicabs are lifesavers i i do have one gripe with them which is that i understand you're trying to fit as many people in as possible but for the love of god can we stop trying to put me tyler and somebody else in the same bench in the back it's it's effing ridiculous if you don't know what a pedicab is i'll pay you five bucks extra yeah it is a bicycle that has six seats on

it but you don't need to fit six people in there they just want to fit six people in there yeah and when you get like all us big guys in there like dude come on save a little space but no they wedge them in there you can see a little video at What's New Pod on Instagram of Eric, poor Eric wedged in there between Tyler and Randy. It's pretty bad. One trip in, it was Eric, Randy, and my wife, Leanne. And Leanne was on the edge, and her ass was basically hanging out from the side of it because they were spilling over into Leanne.

Yeah, man. All right. Basically, the Uber rides. Petty cabs do save lives. sure you use them forget walking um and uh i gotta get out here for real we're gonna see you in las vegas next week it's gonna be super fun and uh thank you for listening what's new what's new with menace New with Metis.