What's New Podcast - Dating Games, Nose Jobs, Matt Stafford Fall, Food News & More!

Episode Date: February 17, 2022

On this episode we talk Dating Games, Nose Jobs, Matt Stafford Fall, Food News & More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric. Also joining us live from Houston, Texas. That would be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T, from the Sean Salisbury Show, a morning sports radio show.

And join us once again, Julianne from 103.5 Karen Sharpe Show. I'm trying to fit that all in. I'm trying to memorize that. I know, it's a mouthful. It's on at night on Coast in Los Angeles. And Julianne, the last podcast was so explosive. We had to have you back again. A lot of people are enjoying your back and forth with Tyler.

Right. And the comments were, did Julianne and Tyler used to date because of the tension that you kept them going in on Tyler? Not to toot my own horn because I'm definitely not the prettiest girl out there, but I think I'm above what he dates. Am I right? Am I right, guys?

Way to stay humble. I can be a five, and I think I'm about a five, if anything, but Tyler goes for like ones. Damn. Let's call back. You're saying that Tyler goes mud like ones. Damn. You don't know. Let's call back. You're saying that Tyler goes mudden? He goes what? He goes mudden.

Mudden? Yeah. What's that? You don't know that? No. Like mudden. He goes, you know, like on the farm, you know, he goes mudden. I have never heard this term. Neither have I. What? We're trying to say it in a nice way. So he goes milk mama mudden.

He goes mudden. Well, I mean, he goes mudden. Well, yeah, but I'm just saying, combine all of it, because we also know we did too. No, that's strange. But Tyler's more of like a younger brother. Okay. Yeah, I mean, maybe you could pull some hot ass, but I don't see that happening. You haven't seen all the ladies. You don't know what kind of pull he gets. This might have been our dude. You don't see that happening. You haven't seen all the ladies. You don't know what kind of poll he gets.

You know, this might have been what I'm doing. You don't know. This might have been what I'm working on. Him moving to Houston might have been the smartest thing he could have done. Because in Houston, he's probably not even that big. Like in California, you know, size wise. In Houston, he's probably just like an average size dude. In California, I'm a five.

In Texas, I'm at least a seven. You are not a five in california stop it i just rated myself as a five don't put me on the same level as you you have your scale i have mine okay okay but all honesty tyler i think if you lost maybe like 80 to 100 pounds like you have really you have really nice dsls so any guy out there would be happy to have you lucky to have you what the hell is happening here wow i'm so glad julianne's on the podcast yeah yeah it's fun i like it a lot you know it's funny though no matter how much Julian is saying against Tyler right now,

it's still nicer than Randy was to Tyler. True, true. No wonder it's fun. Okay, I briefly want to bring, because this has to do with relationship stuff, and I want to ask you, Julian.

Okay. I briefly bring up the Kanye versus Pete Davidson thing, like Kanye going crazy online. Super toxic. And the thing is, Kanye is going off saying that he wants Kim back. He wants Kim back. And I want to ask you, isn't that a turnoff when a guy just shows how interested he is

in you in general? Let's just say forget, you know, they were married and they were in a relationship previously when a guy shows super interest. Isn't that a turn off? Yeah, because I mean, we're odd creatures. I swear, like we find it irritating and like, OK, I get it.

You like me, like leave me alone. But the second the guy stopped, wait, what happened? Yeah. Where are my flowers at my doorstep? What's up with this stupid game back and forth? I don't know.

But I mean, it is always kind of flattering no matter what to have your ex-boyfriend still kind of want you. It's a girl thing. Did you guys do anything? What, Bort? It's just a stupid game. It's called peacocking.

Hey, look at me, look at me, and then no, no, no. Look at me, look at me, no, no, no. I mean, I feel bad for the women that have to deal with obsessive stalker type guys like that that can't get over anything, and then I feel bad because Girls do it, too. It's so funny, the stalking has turned into, like, romantic.

It's like, oh, look, he loves you so much. Like, no, dude, he's stalking me. Yeah, and then the guys that can't get over their ex. They just don't want, they want to move on, but they don't want to see you with anybody else. Like, I've had that. I've done that. Was that a humble brag right there?

No, no, no, no. I'm saying I've done that to an ex-boyfriend. Like, I didn't want to be with him. And then all of a sudden, he's dating with someone else. I'm like, oh, hell no. All of a sudden, there's people liking the picture. Who's this bitch? Oh, remember that time? I thought I people liking the picture. Who's this bitch? I remember that time.

I thought I ruined him for everybody. Who are you? I showed up to an ex-boyfriend's house one time because earlier that day, we had slept together. And he's like, all right, bye. I love you. I'm like, bye. I love you, too. I got off work.

I call him. And some bitch picks up. No. Whoops. I'm like, bye. I love you too. I got off work. I call him and some bitch picks up. But I'm like, no. Whoops. I was in Pasadena and he was in Rancho Cucamonga. I mean, that is like a 50 mile drive. And I booked it over there. I got there.

I punched her in the face. I said, get the F out. Why are you punching her? It's not her fault. She's trying to get dick down. It's not her problem. Yeah, but to get dick down. It's not her problem. Yeah, but I ended up getting dick down, so. Again?

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I banged the other one. No, he didn't bang the other one. She came, punched her, and then I banged the first one. He didn't bang the other one. Says he. Yeah, sure. You know, that's a long time. That's true, true, true.

He has enough time. You could get undressed, do it, and do just a 50 miles. I was 21. Live free, right? Oh my God. All right. Live free, punch bitches in the face. Yeah.

The Super Bowl happened. Did you guys do anything for the Super Bowl? Get together, a party? I went camping. You went camping? How was that? It was awesome until I pulled my back on Monday. I pinched my sciatic nerve again. Now my hips are crooked.

Eric, you were texting us some photos of beers and cheeses. I was hips are crooked. I'll have to show you. Well, Eric, you were texting us some photos of like beers and cheeses and stuff. Oh, yeah. I mean, I was drinking and eating, but I was nothing special. I do that every Sunday during football season. So, I mean, I usually do have a pretty large party, but I mean, I just didn't this year because I had to be at work. So, the next morning. Tyler, you work at a sports station.

What was your setup? We all went over to one of the host house had a tex-mex spread which was actually pretty damn good still doesn't hold a candle to athletic mexican food but it's still pretty good but it was it was cool we basically watched it on his giant 8k projector and it was it was dope i mean nice the game itself was okay it wasn't terrible it wasn't great it. It was just, it was fine. Yeah, I know the Super Bowl is old news, but here the Super Bowl celebration happened in Los Angeles.

And right before we got on the air, there is this video that is going mega viral right now. And it's from the celebration where an NFL photographer, she falls off stage as she's taking a picture of Matt Stafford. Yeah, Matt Stafford, the QB. And he just immediately turns around. He's taking some heat on Twitter. Oh, he's getting destroyed.

I posted the video on our Instagram. At the Woody Show on Instagram. Oh, watch it right now. Yeah, so it's this chick. She's like taking a picture of him. And they're obviously on this raised stage. And they're at the Coliseum in Los Angeles. It's a pretty high stage, too.

Yeah, they zoomed out after. Because you could see her back. She's going to take the picture and then she drops off screen. Like she just drops like the floor fell from under her. And they zoom out to kind of like get away from the scene. And you see how high that stage is. You're like, oh crap. And then she tweeted out

today a reply to one of the videos that was circulating that she fractured her spine on the fall. Oh my gosh. I just saw it So Matt sees this and immediately 180 turns around and walks the other way. You can see his lips go, oh my god. And he flips, turns, and walks the other way

and his wife, she kind of goes into save mode. Why would he do that? I'm not faulting him. I'm defending him. He's hammered. He's been drinking he had a whole bottle of Don Julio or tequila all day. He's hammered. He's been drinking. He had a whole bottle of Don Julio or tequila all day. He's drunk. What is he going to do?

He's going to go help her and fall off the stage on his own? The wife was going in. She was acting. You don't want your star QB messing with people off the stage. I'm wondering, has he gone through some training in those types of situations? Like, hey, I don't engage. Because you're a multi-millionaire

that could be it too these players are liable these players are told not to interact with um team employees um nfl employees i knew um girls that were parts of um like ice crews for hockey teams so they're same thing kind of cheerleaders they're told not to interact with players like if you're at a restaurant and leave and i'm sure the players are told the same thing hey don't be messing with civilians and i'm sure and again he was drinking all morning he could have waved his hands in the air and said hey we need help like looked around for security but he didn't he's like oh my god a little more concerned but i mean yeah dude you're you're hammered you've been drinking tequila since seven in the morning four or five hours you see somebody fall off the off the stage, he was drinking a water bottle. I would go help him.

Help her or whatever. By that time, I would have been blacked out drunk. I wouldn't even know what was going on. Even sober, you see somebody fall, your first reaction is kind of like, no, get out of here. Yes, it is. Let me push you over and see what happens. 99% of people in the world, they see somebody fall, they turn and snicker

because when people fall, it's funny. So 99% of the people in the world will do that sober and they'll be like, oh crap, and then they'll realize, oh crap, this chick just fell nine feet off the stage. Honestly, just being me and I'm being 100% honest, I would have looked and even

in my drunken state, I would have kind of looked and then would like try to wave some people over like, hey, get some medics. Get a medic. I don't trust Metis in his drunken state doing that. I do. It's the Metis. I do.

I do. Metis brings an action. Matt Stafford springs into action after five hours of drinking tequila. They, oh, where'd you go? And next thing you know, they're off the stage. I would have been like, oh. And they fall. I would have been like, oh, crap, yo, medic.

Yeah, and then Metis falls and he has a busted neck. And we're like, crap, now we got to help both of them. He seems sober enough to know exactly what just happened. To know to turn away and run away. You're not going to win this one. I don't know, man. I don't think so. He doesn't look sober to me.

It doesn't look good, though. No matter what. It's horrible optics. I mean, I'm at his corner that, hey, you know, what do you want him to do? I hope none of us fall in front of you. And I know you're pregnant too. If you're the chick who fell and your back is immediately hurting, do you really want a drunk dude really trying to help you up? And you know, I don't know. It just, there was security right there by the stage. I'm sure they went to her on the floor with her already. Matt Stafford had no reason to help her.

You guys are the two worst people in the world. No, look, I'll be honest. I know I'm the worst because if that's me drunk, I look, oh, snap, that sucks. Someone should help her. And I'll turn around and walk away. It sucks that he was on camera. I guarantee there was tons, tens of other people that saw it happen and laughed. And then they realized, oh, crap,

she's kind of there busted on the floor. And then they realized, oh, maybe we should not laugh. Here's another thing I brought up in the studio with Ravey as the video just circling like crazy. I said, Ravey, how much does that suck that you just won the Super Bowl, you're a freaking hero to everybody, and then within like 48 hours there's this like random incident that happens where some ladies hurt, and then you're just the worst person on the planet. What a rollercoaster.

Yeah, not even a week. Just a few days, and then you're a total a-hole, and everybody hates you. He could have continued to be a hero. All he had to do was wave his hands in the air like he would have done. I'm fully supporting the guy just on the case of lawsuits and stuff. And if you look at, maybe people forgot about this. Remember the lead singer, Lamb of God? He was doing a concert.

He tapped someone barely as they jumped off the stage to crowd surf. He got thrown in jail. Yeah. Well, no, that's what I was going back to my original thing. I'll give the benefit of doubt. Maybe he has gone through some type of training where, hey, don't interact in a situation like this because you could be sued like crazy. Yeah, but make sure that when they fall, you laugh and then turn around. Come on, look.

Didn't we have a football player who punched someone in an elevator and said, oh, she did it to herself? Lawsuit. We had a football player who was drunk driving, killed someone. Okay, lawsuit. OJ Simpson, you know, maybe we don't need to have you interact with anybody. Just turn around and walk away. Those are very extreme cases, but I get what you're saying.

I'm here for you, Matt Stafford. Don't worry about it. Going over to some tech news. Well, not really any tech news. I tried to put this in our group chat, but I didn't really get a response. I just wanted to say that Julianne and I are obsessed with this. It's Instagram videos of before and after photos

of nose jobs. Oh, Jesus. I didn't even see you said this. Yeah, me neither. I liked it. I could watch it all day. Oh, that's what that text was. And it's just like people that just get nose jobs

and it's just, it's crazy on how good it looks after. Because nose jobs are the best jobs. Let me tell you. Who would get a nose job? I want some superficial ass. This girl right here. Superficial all day.

Dude, and then Julianne sent me some photos. I didn't even ask for them but she sent me some photos of her like before nose which I've never seen before.

It was like like a witch. She posted an Instagram photo and I was like, oh, this is pre-nose job. Yeah. My dad used to be like, hey, Julianne,

follow your nose. That's messed up. I know. Did he say we're horrible people? I'm my dad's manager. That's like our obsession. I'm like, Greg loves it too. But yeah,

just the before and after nose job thing the account that i like the most is i can't even say it correctly but richard z-o-u-m-a-l-a-n so zoom on maybe dot md dude this guy is a freaking miracle worker you saw the video yeah anybody who can do great plastic surgery is a miracle worker, especially for the women who have such low self-esteem from being made fun of their whole life because of it. One being me. Yeah. Mainly by my dad. It builds character. It's fine.

No, it was crazy, though. Honestly, yeah, it's so like badass, like what they can do. And just I mean, look, look at Kylie Jenner. She's amazing. Totally transformed into a billionaire. For real. I need her doctor. You bring up that family.

What's the one that's married to? Oh, they're all married to NBA players. Not the oldest one. Khloe, right? Khloe, yeah. Khloe, so she was popped up on a commercial on my TV the other day, and I didn't recognize her. I swear to God, I was sitting next to my fiance,

and I was like, is that the Kardashian? And she's like, yeah, she looks completely different. Wasn't she more busted before? She looks like, she used to look, I felt bad. I was like, she looked more like Shrek back in the day. Now she looks more like Fiona. Yeah, she's like all makeuped up,

and she's slendereded up and i know she's slendered face and there's always those memes like hey you're not ugly you're just poor like that's messed up it is messed up but i take offense as a poor person what the hell man no i i think it's super offensive but like damn it's just like i do feel like the plastic surgery thing i feel like it's true though is more like accessible now or being done more because i do off the top of my head i know of four five six seven girls that have done at least maybe some kind of tummy tuck some kind of work here there but i feel like growing up it was way more taboo or maybe just wait it wasn't like super expensive yeah yeah i mean it's i think it done well. So people didn't do it as often.

As long as you don't overdo it, it's all good. Yeah. Like I don't, I don't think growing up, it was just like exclusive and expensive. Yeah. Same thing.

It was just a celebrity thing. Yeah. Tyler couldn't do it. I mean, if Tyler can't do it, none of us could do it, man. I mean,

I don't want to, but I see your point. You don't need to be rich because you can make payments. And also, I think that if you're going to do surgery, do it because you need it and do it for yourself. But definitely don't do that stuff now if you don't need it. Yeah, true. Yeah. Yeah. Go check it out. Before and after nose jobs, Instagram, Twitter. It's awesome. I'm obsessed. Seabass here for BlueChew.com with another customer testimonial. Dre hit me up on

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And if you can't make it, make sure you just hit up a Daiso in Southern California because we have free Woody Show stickers everywhere. Go pick one up. You don't have to buy anything. You just ask for a Woody Show sticker, and people have been doing that all day. Just make sure to keep on tagging us on the Woody Show Instagram page or on Twitter. Show us that you picked up a free sticker. I was behind a car yesterday in Downey driving around, and it had four different Woody Show stickers on it. No way.

Sweet. I don't know. Maybe they listened to the podcast. A little blue hatchback had two joined fun ones, an all-in Sweet. I don't know. Maybe they listened to the podcast. Little blue, like, hatchback had two, like, two joined fun ones, an all-in one. I was like, oh, crap. And then he turned and went off and lived their life.

Wow, joined fun. That was very limited. That didn't last too long. Yeah, it was, yeah. I was out of red light. I was like, oh, crap, and just drove by. That's awesome.

You know what you can do, too? If you don't want a sticker on your car, what I did, you go to Joann's or any fabric store, and they have magnets, and you stick the sticker on the magnet, what I did. You go to Joann's or any fabric store, and they have magnets, and you stick the sticker on the magnet, and you cut around it. Yeah, people have been saying that they've already been starting to do that.

Very crafty. It's awesome. I just didn't know where they got the magnet. Yeah, you can go to Joann's, Michael's, any creative store. Nice. Also, if you happen to be in Vegas this weekend, that'd be February 19th, I will be at Virgin Hotels from 4 to 7 p.m. doing some hotel giveaways, free stay to stay at the hotel.

If you just, you know, you're going to party, there's bars there. Obviously, you can drink. I'll be there for three hours. Hang out. Say what's up. Well, I check where this podcast is downloaded. A lot of people in Las Vegas. So shout out to you.

Hopefully, you can stop by and say hi. i did text some videos to you guys though i hit up resorts world for the first time jesus h this thing is massive now where's this at i don't know exactly where it's on the strip it's on the strip it's kind of over by the win they have a huge mall okay huge sportsbook food court on point uh they have a massive shoe store that rules. Okay. And then over at Caesars, they have this brand new NFL shop that I've never seen before. Yeah, you sent some pictures of that, too. Dude, that place is dope.

I would check that out. It's just south of Circus Circus, Eric. It's literally on the block behind it. Oh, and the Hilton. I know exactly where. Did this take over part of the Hilton? It did. Yeah.

It's legit, man. I'm telling you. Aw, man. Okay, that is huge. Our next Vegas plan so far is October for When We Were Young Festival. So, hopefully we can get there sooner. Julian, when are you going to be unpregnant again? August 10th is my due date. Okay.

To be unpregnant. So, August 11th. Yeah, I'm free August uh 10th hopefully at nighttime yeah exactly that's what i was expecting all right let's get into some food news food news jack in a box adds the new bacon double sourdough patty melts all in all out. Dude, I love the sourdough. Dude, I love the sourdough discs. So good. Sourdough Jacks are my favorite thing to get from that. The ultimate cheeseburger.

So good. I've never been there. What? The pause. Hold on. You've never been to Jack in a Box? No. Have you been to Jack in the Box? No, I've never been to Jack in the Box? No. Have you been to Yak in the Bus? No, I've never been to Yoshinoya either. Okay, well, that's a little more random. You and Randy, I don't understand either one of you right now for Yoshinoya.

Jack in the Box. Jack in the Box. I have been to Jack in the Box. In your life? Ever. I don't believe that person. Drunk, 1 a.m., two tacos for a dollar. I go to Alberto's when I'm drunk and I get some taquitos.

Or Taco Bell. She's empty. Wow. I love me some Taco Bell. Never mind, take it back. You're going to Taco Bell. Wow. When I was growing up, I wasn't really allowed to go out to eat.

My mom didn't do the whole fast food thing. Road trips? Out with your friends? Out with my girlfriends. Oh, we'd stop at Arby's get me a beef and cheddar. Oh, hell yeah. Shout out to Arby's.

Yeah, beef and cheddar all day. Wow. But yeah, no Jack in the Box. Dude, in college I used to survive off of two tacos for a dollar. I'd be broke as hell. Cup and needle.

I'd be in my, well, I mean, yeah, I didn't have that sometimes. So much sodium. In my car, it's like, okay, scrounge up a couple quarters, four tacos, two bucks. Okay, real quick, I would like to didn't have that sometimes. In my car, it's like, okay, scrounge up a couple quarters, four tacos, two bucks. Okay, real quick, I would like to shame the Jack in the Box down the street from my apartment.

I went there the other day. They had no tacos. What? They said we were out of tacos. This was blasphemy. It ruined my whole night. I was so mad. I was super tired from work.

I'm like, dude, I just want Jack in the Box. I'll go in. Hey, let me get a munchie meal because it comes with two tacos. Oh, we're out of tacos. What the hell do you mean we're out of tacos? What time are you ordering a munchie meal, Tyler?

What time of day is this? This one's like at 10. I think they start doing it at like eight or nine. Oh my God. Yeah, so we got to do a Jack in the Box run. Apparently.

I'm in shock right now. Jack in the Box has my favorite Oreo milkshakes. I think they have the best Oreo milkshake I've ever had. Wendy's and their Frosties and you dip your french fries in it. Oh, yeah. And also Wienerschnitzel for the Oreo shake. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. All right. I didn't even know this existed. Is this new? But they said they're bringing it back. Dr. Pepper blueberry, raspberry, and vanilla flavor berry drink. I'm out on all of that. That was a limited time edition Dr. Pepper that was out for maybe a couple years ago

for two months? Maybe. Yeah. I don't know. Very short run. I just can't get down with those vanilla sodas. I hate them. I hate them.

It reminds me of Jack and Coke, and I'm not a fan of Jack and Coke. Can't do it. Uh-oh. I know. I know. Brett hates you now. Why is everyone upsetting me today? First Jack in the box.

Do you like Sailor Jerry and Coke? What? I can't drink Sailor Jerry anymore. Oh, my gosh. It tastes like a cherry Coke. I had an allergic reaction last time, too. I don't know why. It was very weird.

Yeah, I know. That's a bummer. Yeah, I know. Also, rum makes me kind of an a-hole. Like a very, very mean a-hole. Yep. Oh, no. Yeah. bummer yeah i know also rum makes me kind of an a-hole like a very very mean aoc yep oh no yeah not to anger you even further but have you guys noticed that there's a rice krispies shortage what yeah apparently i haven't looked crack on pop i haven't looked on the shelves lately but apparently there is a shortage of rice krispies and it goes back to october 2021 apparently

1400 kellogg's employees walked off the job due to some drama with the union. I support this. When they were getting paid. So there was a backstock shortage. What? I'm going to have to keep an eye out for Rice Krispies. I know.

Every cereal that they make, it was Rice Krispies. Yeah. That got the short end of the stick. Sometimes Rice Krispies, though, a bowl of Rice Krispies, I know it's just plain and nothing, really, but sometimes it's just kind of good, right? I just bought some honeycombs last night. Oh, honeycombs.

Rice crispies, though, it's like you eat it because you just want to scarf down a massive amount of something. Don't you feel like you're just eating a ton of cereal? I absolutely love it. I agree with you, but I'm trying to think, if I had to describe the flavor of Rice Krispies.

Bland. What does it taste like? But it's good. It's good. I agree. You gotta dump a bunch of sugar in there. Does this go as well for Rice Krispie Treats? Are you really that upset if we're missing Rice Krispie Treats?

Like, how often do you eat these? You eat everything else in the world. Like, couldn't something else satisfy you? I have a baby once a year or so, but still. It's the dot that counts, man. Tyler, this isn't like Gonsitos or like a Twinkie or something shortage, man. I want to know that they're available at all times. Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

I need to know that if I go there and I want one, it will be there for me, okay? Just like Jack in the Box and my tacos. Why were they not there? Dude, stupid tacos. I'm so pissed. Someone's out for you. All right. Also, new Skittles flavored jelly beans, all in, all out.

I thought Skittles, they tricked our mind into thinking that there's different flavors of Skittles, like the green ones and the orange ones, but they all taste the same, apparently. No, they don't. Just like our mind tricks us to think- No, that's M&M's. M&M's? Colored M&M's. That they taste different.

Skittles have a slightly different flavor. Skittles have a flavor. I swear, Google it, I swear they said they're actually all the same flavor, but the color of them tricks us. Well, I prefer to live in the fog and believe that they're a different flavor. But if we were to go buy a bag right now and blindfold'm blindfold one of you guys and then have you taste them. I guarantee you, you would know the difference. That would be an interesting test.

Yeah, with M&M's, they just taste like chocolate. Okay, so we need a Jack in the Box run. We need a Skittles test. I'm down for the jelly beans, though. My favorite jelly beans are the Starburst flavored jelly beans that come out every year around Easter. Those are next level. All right.

One more thing. Let's see. A new Funfetti mini pancakes, all in, all out. Yes. Actual candy bits. Actual what? Candy bits, like little pieces of candy in them. All right.

You all in on that? Yes. Okay. Funfetti is dangerous. It is. Funfetti is so good. It's very dangerous. I did on that? Yes. Okay. Funfetti is dangerous. It is. Funfetti is so good. It's very dangerous. I did have a food question.

Okay. So I would think like looking over my bills, one of the highest things is buying food. All right. And that's just me and Nacho. Right. Julianne, as somebody that has a family, like how do you do it? I feel like the cost of providing food is just so freaking high. Like how do you cut corners?

You know what? Because Felicity is so little, it's not like we, and I make her eat what we eat. I don't have to do anything separate for her unless it's like, I don't know, frozen chicken dinosaurs or something, which is not a big deal.

But, um, I buy in bulk. So I go shopping once every like three or four months really yeah like a bomb shelter i have i have a refrigerator in my garage and refrigerator inside that's my dream and then when it comes to like if i want to barbecue steaks or pork chops or have salmon i go the day of so i buy everything else in bulk and i freeze it. And then when I need it, I pull it out. So it's not that big of a deal.

Okay. We need to not be poor and get like a house with like a garage fridge, man. What the hell, man? Dude, I want a garage fridge so bad. You have a garage. I do have a garage. But the fridges aren't cheap, man. Dude, just get a cheap one.

Mine's a little cheapy one. I'm sure it was probably like 200 bucks when I bought it. Just get one off like OfferUp or something like that. like a legit full-size fridge for 200 bucks where you just but it's just one of like those old like 2005 ones it's you know the big white ones with one door the one the one without the tv screen and the right buying this from a store just off some random random person? Well, gosh, I've had that refrigerator forever. I don't even remember. I think I bought it at a store.

Because inflation, I'm telling you. Yeah, I mean, I think. The cheap crap is not cheap anymore. I think my fridge when I moved in was like five, six hundred bucks maybe. Yeah, no, those fridges are not that price anymore. Believe me, I've been looking at fridges. Really? Like the cheapest fridge nowadays is maybe like 700 bucks

or something like that i'm talking about like a decent fridge that you know that's not gonna break on you all right what size do you need give me a size i'll try and find one go on kegs list those old school ones like the one that i have they run forever true true yeah so um but i mean yeah maybe if you sold your refrigerator and got a cheaper one have you seen jimmy atrola on that screen no no hey fridge list yourself on offer up thanks i saw your fridge and i was jealous yeah if you guys don't know i have one of those samsung fridges i have the cheapest version of it just fyi how cheap uh the cheapest one i got mine probably for like 1600 because we use a bunch of discounts there's three different versions of it yeah there's the one that's a side by side which i have oh sick

then there's one that has the pull-out drawer on the bottom of i hate the pull-out i have the pull-out freezer it's the worst because you put stuff on there and then you forget about it on the bottom yeah and then they forget about it on the bottom. Yeah. And then they have one that has four different doors where you can change the temperature of like these four different... That's a really like expensive one. That's if you're like a chef or something.

Why would you need a refrigerator like that? I don't know. I didn't spend the money on it. Yeah. Well. Yeah. But anyways. So I can have my Gatorade in a certain temperature, my milk in a certain temperature.

Yeah, apparently that's the idea. They need to make them self-cleaning because cleaning the refrigerator is the worst. You guys clean yours? What are you spilling in there? Do you not clean your refrigerator? I don't spill stuff in it, though. Neither do I. Just like dust and dirt from general life.

I don't know. Storing food. I'll wipe it down and throw the bad stuff out but I don't like cleaning it. My fridge is spotless. It looks brand new. My mom, when I was little, she used to make us climb on the counter and clean the top of the refrigerator too.

I do that. That's disgusting. Then we'd have to take the vents off the bottom of the refrigerator and we had to clean that too. I don't do that. And then we'd have to take the vents off the bottom of the refrigerator and we had to clean that too. I don't do that. Menace, I found some cheap refrigerators for you though. That's not going to break in like four months? I mean it might, but just take care of it.

No, it wouldn't. Okay, Menace, you could find a Hisense. Hisense? See? I'm already out. I don't even know that brand. It doesn't matter. It's just branding. Branding is all fake economy anyways. $259 at Lowe's. That's what mine looks like, but white.

See? There you go. And it has a little freezer and a fridge. It looks like the one that's in the studio, but bigger. Uh-huh. Okay? There's an RCA fridge. RCA?

I thought they only made cameras. They used to make TVs, okay? They've moved on. At Walmart, $329. Okay, at least I heard that brand. Okay, and then... Walmart is a place I can go return it if something happens. This one's very sick. That one is cool.

This is a retro style galance, $306, but it looks like it's from the 50s. It does. I kind of like that. And you can find that at Wayfair. Now is that... Whatever the hell Wayfair is. Wayfair is super popular, but I've never bought anything from there. I have like a desk. But you have to put everything together if you buy from there.

It's on sale for $307. Get it. Is that a full-size fridge? Uh, 24. Or a little baby fridge? Uh, four cubic feet. It's a little baby fridge. It's probably a little baby.

You know, whatever. It's fine for the other ones. I'm telling you guys, I have researched fridges like crazy. I know the prices and what things are. Did you go on Craigslist? I did not go on Craigslist because if it breaks, I would like to call somebody and have them fix it. But it's just

your extra refrigerator in your garage. Alright, so the RCA one is a best seller and it's 7.5 feet. What I'm trying to explain to you, if you buy the cheap refrigerator off Craigslist and it breaks and you have to pay somebody to fix it, why spend all this money when you could have just bought a new

fridge, a cheaper one, and then call somebody up and be like, hey, it doesn't work and then you don't have to pay for them to fix it. Well, I've had mine for like 15 years and it hasn't broke. Okay, I don't have a DeLorean to go back in time to buy a fridge that costs $300. That's not true. You recently did have a DeLorean to go back in time to buy a fridge. I know, but you buy an old one. That's not true.

You recently did have a DeLorean. Yeah, like a working one. You got to buy an older refrigerator. They last long. It's like buying an old car. You get a Honda for your kid's first car or some sort of Toyota because they last a long time. I get it. I get it, Julianne.

I'm going to buy you a refrigerator. I'm telling you, the one time time i'm gonna go buy a random refrigerator it's gonna cost me as much as buying the refrigerator with the freaking tv in it all right guys well enough about fridges i gotta wrap up and i gotta go to gardena today if you head out to gardena please say hi tell me that you listen to what's new pod i talked to a bunch of people because you know i gave out my cell phone number talk to them all over the place even london around the country everybody's been super nice so thank you and a lot of people already listened to what's new pod so thank you for that please rate and review this podcast go to what's new pod.com listen to the joe coy podcast just go to

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Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave? I have nothing to promote, but thank you for having me on again. I appreciate it. I'm loving it. Me too. I? I have nothing to promote, but thank you for having me on again. I appreciate it. I'm loving it. I don't know if Tyler is, but I am. Tyler, you know I love you in a friend way. I know.

And hopefully I was going to announce the date on this podcast, but I don't have 100% confirmation yet. But we will be doing a live podcast at Morongo Casino. Hopefully I can give you that information. Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave? I'm just so defeated over the fact that Julianne's ever had Jack in the Box. I don't know what to do. Dude, we gotta fix that.

I'm sorry. I'm mind-deafed ever since that. I can't get past that now. Can we wait until I'm not so pregnant anymore and then i can like drink and then eat no no no no this is a perfect time for you to eat all of jack in the box because you are pregnant you can't excuse it yeah yeah i do eat a lot i eat a lot all right tyler you have anything to say before we leave uh yeah thank you to any and everybody who did donate to my brother's uh baseball team to get them to play Angel Stadium.

I text him earlier this morning and he said they hit their goal. So the game will go on and I will be flying out in March to go check that out. So that's pretty dope. Number one. Number two. I'm super excited because next week the rodeo and the cook-off in Houston start. And I did not realize that this is that big of a deal to the point where the cook-off chairman showed up on our radio show this morning, brought fresh barbecue that I had for breakfast. It was amazing. But he was saying, I didn't realize how international this cook-off is and how big of a deal it is.

He's saying that people fly out from like Britain, Brazil, Korea. They come from Canada and Mexico just to cook and compete in this thing. So I'm really looking forward to this. I dropped 50 bucks because one of the guys I work with over at Lids, he works one of the cook-off tents. I dropped him 50 bucks. He got me a wristband

that's all you can eat and all you can drink. So I am super stoked. I can hear Tyler's arteries clogging already. I can too. He's arteries clogging already i know he's already gained five pounds from this thing yeah wait what is this again well the cook-off part is next thursday night so i'm super excited for that and then the actual rodeo starts the week after so i'm super stoked is it on a weekend yeah when can we go the actual the cook-off if you want to come through next week i'll see if i can grab you guys some wristbands the rodeo lasts a full month it's the same thing as la county fair

lasts a full month that's awesome so it's all of it's all of march i plan on going march 11th because that night bun b and paul wall will be performing oh heck yeah dude tyler's in his full element dude that's so houston oh my god Bun B and Paul Wall I don't even know what that is I think you'd probably recognize at least one Paul Wall of course you would Eric do you have anything to say

oh Eric damn it I want to do like a big reveal when it comes to Randy but I want to check with him first to make sure we can do it in the next episode. That's a tease, guys. Aw, dude. It's so great. What a plug. It rules, I think.

Yeah, you're pretty stoked when I called you yesterday. Yeah, I thought it was cool. Anyways, do you have anything to say before we leave? No, I'm good. I'm alright. Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. He has a little smile on his face. He'll have something to say next Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. All right, guys. He has a little smile on his face. He'll have something to say next week.

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