What's New Podcast - Disneyland Mobile Food app, Mr. Iglesias Season 2, Cyber Truck, PBR 99 Pack and More!

Episode Date: November 23, 2019

This week we talk Disneyland Mobile Food app, Mr. Iglesias Season 2, Cyber Truck, PBR 99 Pack and More on the Whats New Podcast With Menace

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What's up, Menace? What is up, Nick Soundwave? He's creeping me out with his handlebar mustache though right now. I know, It's so sexy, right? You can see it. It burns a little bit, though, when it touches. You can see it at What's New Pod on Instagram. That's at What's New Pod on Instagram. We also have Tyler. Yeah.

He is the board operator for the Woody Show Morning Show on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles and Orange County. What is up? That I am. What is up, guys? He is back. He has been MIA the past couple days. We're going to get into that.

Forced vacation. Okay. It was a very happy place, actually. Oh, yeah. We also have Randy. What up? Randy works on The Woody Show, and he is a DJ himself on multiple radio stations. What radio stations are you on, Randy?

Alt 106, One Crab Radio in Bakersfield and Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles. I was checking everybody's social media over the past weekend and it seemed like everyone was pretty active. The person that traveled the furthest had to be Nick Soundwave. Now, Nick Soundwave, it looks like you were in Arizona, but what part of Arizona were you in? I was in Sedona, Arizona. So it's up north, very, very north. It's up by Flagstaff a couple hours past. So I drove from the Woody Show Studios on Friday afternoon last week.

In Burbank, California. In Burbank, California. North. So up the five across some freeway I'd never heard of. The 58 East. I think it was brand new.

Been on that. The smoothest freeway I'd ever been on. Nine and a half hours into Arizona. Nine and a half hours straight? I left the studio, or I left here, and then I left my apartment at about 1.30 in the afternoon

and arrived in Arizona at 12.30, so it was about nine and a half hours, and there was a time change, so we lost an hour on the travel. Yeah, that's the fun part. It was a tough drive, man. It was rough. So you figure, wake up 3.30 in the morning

for a Woody show stuff, work, go home, throw some crap in a bag, drive nine and a tough drive, man. It was rough. So you figure, wake up 3.30 in the morning for a Woody show stuff. Work, go home, throw some crap in a bag, drive nine and a half hours. And it was, dude, it was insane. What did you end up doing there? So we were going out to Arizona to view a couple wedding venues. Me and my fiance, Dr. Sunshine, were engaged. So we're in the very early planning stages. So we went out and saw a couple wedding venues.

Went and hiked. My sister was in the area for her uh for her birthday we have some family friends of phoenix so she was out of phoenix we hit up a hike on sunday the extra day we were there so very active very draining weekend people sleep on arizona but arizona is pretty beautiful dude it's beautiful and it's it's the people can't get past the desert aspect of it they think desert but dude flagstaff is super cold there's rivers tons of snow you get the colorado river you got the grand canyon there's moose there's moose yeah dude like it's a almost the whole state's like a natural or was a national park yeah it's insane the stuff you see out there but we got there at night and we woke up you posted the the photo on the what's new podcast instagram account woke up to this

beautiful scenery of this big ass plateau outside our windows so the drive itself was draining but totally worth it and we we hiked we gained like 700 feet i know your activity was off the chain it was insane man i killed my rings and i didn't even look at a gym. Bort, I saw that you went to Little Tokyo in Los Angeles. Yeah, yeah. And you picked up some items that we posted at What's New Pod. Yeah, man. So I've been going to Little Tokyo since high school. Me and my sister would

go. We'd actually take the subway bus there, you know. I started taking all my friends. So it's an old hangout spot. So it was for one of my buddy's birthdays. And there's one thing i can never say no to besides all the action figures and toys i gotta go to the japanese market and grab everything i can yeah everything possible so the food spots that are available in little tokyo and los angeles if you visit you gotta hit up oh dude yeah like orachan ramen, fire. Yes. Literally.

As Randy learned. Literally. Don't we still have footage of that? Going in, coming out. We do. Yeah, maybe we can repost it. Yeah, if you go to atthewoodyshow on Instagram and you click IGTV, you can see him trying to eat the hot, hot ramen, which we didn't know that you can let cool down. So he drank it boiling hot.

Supposed to drink it straight up. If you're in the search for some good screen grabs of Randy, that's a good video to check out. I already knew if I had waited, Menace would have got mad at me. Because Menace had to go somewhere. He's like, you're just going to sit there and not eat it? Dude, no.

We found out later. See, this is him revising stuff all the time. I'm trying to give you the content. Always changing the story. Always. Trying to give you the content. Do we need to change his name to Randy the Liar? I think so.

No. Yeah. He gets trapped like a rat. He reminds me so much of my fiance's brother. It's ridiculous. No, no. Because he'll change the story. No, I'm just kidding.

On a dime. I knew, I had no idea you could let it cool down. So I just went with it. The truth comes out. Oh my God. It's like I was joking and trying to get funny or something. He's crazy. Anyways, yeah, man. So the comes out oh my god it's like i was joking anyways yeah man so the japanese market i think it's mitsuo market yeah you go check it out uh i got some pepsi from japan i got the red bean cakes some of my favorite bunch of green tea items all your hentai yeah oh dude tons of hentai dumb hentai so the what's new pod crew we have a group

chat going on constantly. And Randy started off the weekend, hey, I'm going to go hit up this food spot. So I thought he would follow up with some food pics I could post, but he didn't. So where did you end up going? I went to Russell's in Pasadena. I got the food, man, and it wasn't food pic quality. There's nothing to say. The food was good, but it was just good. Are you sure you didn't eat it so fast that you forgot to take a photo?

No, I've done that before. Same here. And I didn't eat it so fast that you forgot to take a photo? No, I've done that before. Same here. And I'm like, God damn it, I forgot to take a picture. And that's where revisionist history comes in. But the food was good. It's nice, but it was traditional American old school breakfast food. So it was really nothing. I looked at it.

I'm like, well, this is nothing. Yeah, there's sometimes there's food that's so good, but it's not visually appealing. Yeah. Yeah. You can never take a good photo of it. You know what's funny? Sometimes I go out to eat and I look at my plate. I'm like, man, how would Menace take a picture of this?

So sometimes, I'm so stupid. I've had my girlfriend pour sauce on stuff and I've held my phone. I'm like, okay, now. I tried to take a good picture sent to Menace, but it usually never works. I'm not Menace status. Over the weekend, I actually stayed in town for once. What? And I actually ended up doing a lot of stuff.

I binge-watched Dollface, which is on Hulu. It's an original series with Kat Dennings. Highly recommend it. Check out Dollface if you have Hulu. I also checked out a new episode of The Toys That Made Us, Series 3. How was it? Finally out. Loved it.

I watched a Ninja Turtle turtle episode and then it was so late at night i started falling asleep during the power rangers one yeah i gotta catch up on that and check out the other episodes i think they have my little pony and one other one have you watched it yet i haven't i haven't watched this season i watched the prior seasons but you gotta see ninja turtles ninja turtles you know i'm a super fan and then i want to relive the drama that was the power rangers craze in the 90s having parents wait in a line just get a rubber ball tons of megazords packed away somewhere that my mom bought me like you know the you buy them separately and they build yeah tons of those somewhere in my garage somewhere i didn't realize there was a lot of drama actually

internally with the people that came up with the ninja turtles it was two guys yeah and they had kind of had a i don't want to give it all away but they kind of had a falling out he's been layered yeah yeah and it's so funny on what they argued about and had the falling out about yeah so yeah you can catch up on it i don't want to give it away yeah yeah that's such a crazy story because then you get to see like who had creative control of what and when and how it splintered off and my mom was so good i rate one year because she had a Megazord and a layaway bin somewhere that she was making payments on. And she tells me a story now, obviously I didn't care when I was younger.

She's like, Eric, I went to go pick it up, finally made the last payment, and your Megazord wasn't there. Somebody stole it out, put it somewhere else, and I didn't get your Megazord. And she's like, I flipped my lid on some like kmart employee or something back in the day also uh some other stuff that i did i hit up disneyland for the day went to california adventure i saw now dude i'm putting people on game if you have not done this before do it they have mobile food ordering at california venture I did it for the very first time and it is legit. The food lines, super long and crazy, right? Yeah, always.

Just like Starbucks with the mobile ordering. Yeah. It works just like that. And you can do it at California Venture. Wow. Spicy Nacho and I, we did our own food festival where we just got little items from every little spot that we normally don't go because the lines are so long. Is this something new that they introduced? I don't know how long they've had it. I've seen this offered at Dodger Stadium. At Dodger Stadium, they had a DoorDash line.

And obviously you don't see it until you're in line already, so it's probably something to pick up at popular places. Are you paying extra taxes or an extra upcharge? No. What's the whole order, dude? I did have it at Disney World when I was there last year. So I think they test ran it at Disney World. Yeah.

And then brought it over here because when I was at Star Wars Land, they had the same thing for their restaurants, but not everywhere. Yeah. So Disneyland app, it will show you everywhere that you can use the mobile ordering. And it was legit. I feel like more companies and more restaurants are integrating the whole mobile online ordering thing so much easier which is crazy because you know we live in a day now where you can control everything from your phone but i feel like not enough people know about

the mobile online ordering also over the weekend sorry guys randy and i had a mandate it's okay and we saw the movie ford versus ferrari it. Thanks for the invite, by the way. IMAX. I didn't think you were interested. We brought it up. Shut up, Red. What? Did you really want to go see it?

Ignore him. No, I just saw a video of Voodoo Donuts, and I was a little jealous at that point. Oh, we didn't stop. I didn't know you were going to be near Voodoo Donuts. But we went and saw Ford versus Ferrari and IMAX. It ruled. I almost choked and died on a piece of popcorn. Yeah.

What the hell? What was it? I was asking you a questionoked and died on a piece of popcorn. Yeah. What the hell? What was it? I was asking you a question. And then. Dude, legit. Super loud with everybody there. I start freaking out. In the theater.

I start freaking out because after I started coughing and he would talk to me, I would talk back to him. Remember the penguin from Toy Story without the squeaker? Yeah. Yeah. Wheezy. Wheezy. When I talk, I'd be like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah like yeah yeah right i'm like why is my voice like this so you were like uh the episode of beavis

a butthead where butthead's choking on the piece of chicken yeah and he just yeah and for some reason my dumb ass kept eating i'm like maybe this will go down with the rest of the food so tyler we saw that you went to san diego this past weekend and you were on an aircraft carrier what were you doing i did so i was on the uss midway old retired aircraft carrier that was retired in the 90s they brought it to san diego built a museum out of it you can go to pretty much probably around three quarters of the ship and just explore everything you want to it's one of my favorite things to do in San Diego. I go every time. I absolutely love it. So you just randomly just went, or you've been planning this?

Pretty much just randomly just went. I was like, I'm going to go to San Diego, and just went down. On the aircraft area. Yeah, the aircraft area. Are you trying to fulfill your dreams of getting in one of those jets and just taking off into the sunset? You know, I'm working on it. Unfortunately, all the ones on the ship are deactivated,

so that wasn't going to happen. Oh, damn. But I was like, you know, one day know one day man i'm just gonna sneak in hit the button and we're off man heck yeah like probably gonna crash in the ocean but it's okay so was that the plan or was a real plan that you wanted to reenact the scene from titanic with vd hanging over the edge of the ship that was definitely not the plan because there are no bars at the end of the show that's when you push her off that's where she's holding you and pushing you off. I heard you talk about having a kid.

You're done. Yeah, in the past couple of podcasts, I brought it up that you are going to be going on a military jet in March. So that's still happening. We'll give out more details when the time comes. He literally squeals every time. Yeah, I know. So do you guys have any plans this weekend coming up?

Lots of sleep. All right, next. I don't want to do you guys captivating, but lots of video games. This is finally a weekend where I can sit down, stream everything like you did last weekend, and just catch up. There's too much stuff.

Yeah, if you want to see some recommendations, go to our Instagram, at everything like you did last weekend. Yeah. And just catch up. There's too much stuff. Yeah. If you want to see some recommendations, go to our Instagram, at what's new pod on Instagram. I have a bunch of lists of things that I watched this past weekend. Nick Soundwave, what do you got going on? I hate to beat a dead horse here, but yeah, I don't think I really have any plans, man. It's been a busy couple months.

I feel like we've been going nonstop since like mid-October. And I feel like next weekend is holiday season officially you know with thanksgiving so i think i'm definitely going to try to veg out a little bit this weekend that's why this past week our podcast is getting released late because i've had a meeting every day after the show just trying to do some extra stuff like this is the everybody's kind of trying to jam in a bunch of a lot of like the work stuff and you know this is the last weekend before it just really kind of hits hyperspeed. All right, Bort? Well, I'm going to go get my annual photo with Krampus later this evening.

Krampus? Crip. Yep. Krampus. Yeah, they do kind of a- Where do you find Krampus? So they do like a holiday thing in Burbank, California around the area I'm usually in. And a certain store called Dark Delicacies has someone dressed up as Krampus every single

year. Nice. And you can come get your photo taken. So we've done it the last four years. Gonna do it again. Sweet. Yeah. I'll do that.

And then probably Disney Plus it a bit. Nice. Mandalorian. Oh, yeah. That's the first thing I'm doing when I'm out of here. I feel like Soundwave definitely hit it on the head. We've been going so hard for so long that I just want to do nothing. Well, you guys are a bunch of pussies.

I'm going to go out and I'm probably going to hit the auto show, check out all the vehicles. Also, there's a thing called DesignerCon that's happening in Anaheim. Yeah, I got a couple of friends there this weekend. A lot of artwork, toys that Bort would be into just general just design itself dude yeah not only are there indie artists but like super seven who do the retro 70s style action figures for ninja turtles he man like they have a collaboration with mattel or mattel they're gonna be there selling their stuff shout out to my buddy dos frank who's gonna be there selling their stuff. Shout out to my buddy, Das Frank, who's going to be there. Oh, what, what?

So, yeah, if you're going to DesignerCon, look for me. I'll be there. Menace is a machine, dude. He just doesn't stop. You got it, dude. No, like, I think we do a lot, and then I see Menace, even on the weekends. I'm like, dude, when do you recharge? I get it in.

I get in the rest when I can. But here's the thing. Mike Posner said it best just recently. Mike Pos an artist he had that song cool uh he had that song cooler than me cooler than me yeah and he did that thing where he just recently walked across america that looked super fun if i had the time and the means i would love to do that but he did do a tweet at the very end. He goes, I just want to live before I die. I absolutely just want to live before I die. Oh, another thing I want to talk about. Did you guys see that tweet that Woody tweeted out about how he's jealous of the friendship between Kevin Hart and The Rock?

Yeah. Now, do you guys feel that you have your rock or your Kevin Hart in your life currently? I feel like I used to. Yeah, I know in high school and stuff like that, you probably did have that. But do you feel that you have that type of friendship now with anybody other than your significant others? Other than my significant other?

Yeah. Yeah, I have a couple friends. We've been in a tight group since high school, and they're always there when I need them, and I'm always there when they need them. But we cannot see each other for 10 months. And the moment we see each other, it's like no time has passed, and we get to screw around with each other.

I mean, I have friends like that, but I'm saying do you have one definitive friend who is your rock, you know, like your go-to guy? Yeah. You think so? I used to have some, but not because of scheduling and people moving. What about me, Randy? I'm not your rock?

No. I mean, you are my rock. You are my rock, but in a different way. I thought he was your rock. I know. Actually, yeah. I'm your Kevin Hart. I think I'm more Kevin Hart.

Okay. True. Tyler? Yeah. I have one. Not BD. No. I have one best friend who i've known since we were both 12 me and him just kind of really hit it off and it's a little bit harder now because he has two kids and he's married and he lives about 20 minutes away my schedule is crazy hectic

so we don't see each other that much but he's one of those dudes kind of like brett said that i could have no contact with this guy for two or three months, and we just pick up like we never left off. But I feel like we're confusing the whole rock Kevin Hart thing with just having a really good friend. Because I have tons of friends who, when I see them, we just pick up like we used to. Okay.

There's a difference between really good friend and best friend. This dude is my best friend. He's your rock? No, he's like no one else is going to take this from him like he's already the best man in my wedding like i already have that planned out just done yeah what's the wedding because she's pregnant right oh no no no shut that down that's not happening oh my god not to divert anything but uh sound wave brought to my attention that he was posting stuff about being a dad too. Oh, yeah.

What? Hold on. Nick Soundwave. Why is Nick Soundwave not jumping in? No, no, no. The Kim Possible thing, remember? Or did I send that to you? What happened? So Tyler's obsession with Kim Possible keeps Tyler's obsession with Kim Possible keeps leaking

into my Instagram feed. It's a real problem. He posted something about like it was a screen or video of his TV screen of a scene

from Kim Possible. I didn't listen. I didn't turn up the volume. This would be the type of dad I am. And I'm like, this dude, man, he's got baby fever.

Stop. Shut it down. Shut it down. Shut it down. Me and Menace are both engaged. And Tyler's gonna be the first one married with a kid, man. Oh, jeez. Stop it. shut it down stop it me and Menace are both engaged yeah and Tyler's gonna be the first one married

with a kid man oh jeez stop it stop it he's gonna beat us to the altar this just proves my thing

which is whenever you tell him something he becomes what you tell him so now you get this idea of him being a dad now he's like

I wonder what I'd be like as a dad yeah exactly by the way I'm already married he's gonna be a dad before me.

Stop it. Shut it down. That's not happening. Oh, Jesus, age. Yeah, it's kind of hard. I mean, I think you guys are lucky that you still work in an area where you grew up. Me, I moved. So all my friends I grew up with my entire life, I mean, they're an hour flight away, and we do keep in contact constantly,

but I don't really get to hang out with them face-to-face ever and on rare occasions. And my best friend from high school lives in Los Angeles, and I never get to see him because he has a bunch of kids. Right, and schedules. But we got to hang out just recently. Remember I was talking how I went to the improv? And it was, again, just like you guys said,

even though I haven't got to hang out with them probably like a year and a half, it was like we were hanging out in high school again. So I think that's kind of how it goes. Maybe with guys versus girls, I don't know. Well, if you listen to the Woody Show morning show or you listen to the Woody Show podcast, you might have heard this past Friday there was a major drop thanks to PBR

beer. Blue Ribbon. Now you might have seen this floating around on social media like crazy. This big 99 pack of beer. I saw it. I was like, okay, that's cool. But then Randy went on a mission

to try to find this 99 pack. So what did you do initially, Randy? I liked the hunt, man. I called, what was it, like eight? Brett Bort was with me. I called maybe eight different places, asked them if they had it. And it was funny because a lot of the phone calls, they would turn into these conversations where people were like,

oh, yeah, let me go check in the back. As if it's just something small. And they'd come back and they'd be, we have 12 packs. He did that over eight times to multiple locations. Okay, so here's my thing. Now, Randy, every time you talk, I promise I'm not setting something up to rip on you. But I just want to ask you something, okay? He looks so fearful.

I'm not fearful. I'm like, great, here we go again. He looks like a kicked puppy. Okay, by doing that, I get it. You want to go out on your own and you want to make it happen but you're kind of like doing that you're kind of pulling maybe a sea bass from the woody show where you just want to go ahead and do everything on your own we are a team we work together why don't you present it to everybody and said hey let's work on this together to try

to get this pack or instead of just going on your own and trying to get one and then get a gold star and say look guys look what i did like we're a team aren't we no it on your own and trying to get one and then get a gold star and say, look, guys, look what I did. Like, we're a team, aren't we? No, it wasn't. I was trying to pull a sea bass. It was more like I felt that I was bothering you guys if I asked or something. Because think about it. How many times you're bothering me by being on the phone constantly?

Well, I don't know. Every time I want something from now on, I'm just going to approach Menace. Well, no. Well, you can approach everybody in the room. Again, we're a team. No, I know. But I mean, I'm just going to approach Menace. Well, no. Well, you can approach everybody in the room. Again, we're a team. No, I know. But, I mean, I'm not going to lie here. Having Menace as a contact helped tremendously.

Well, that's how it happened. That's what I'm saying. That's the only way it happened. That's the only reason why it happened. So, yeah, all these videos kept on getting posted online that Randy was trying to get this thing. And I go, Randy, I go, dude, let me just post on the Woody Show Instagram that we want it and we'll get it. And then how long did it take?

I believe it was an hour and 15 minutes. No, hour and five minutes. Hour and five minutes. Which I was very disappointed that it took over an hour to get. Because Menace came in talking about how, man, I wish it would have taken an hour. I'm like, what do you mean? It took an hour and five minutes.

Yeah. Damn it. But see, that's the thing though like think about it i feel bad even approaching you like hey menace no it's a cool idea for the show i know but i just i felt bad i felt i felt guilty asking you to use the show in order because in my mind i thought it's show content though i know but i'm in my mind i'm thinking i'm using the show by in order to get something that now nick now nick soundwave is very unbiased and i'm gonna ask him do you think are you legit think he's telling the truth on that or or is he trying to get a gold star i do believe him um i don't want to put water on

the fire but no i feel i get where he's coming from because i see what i don't think he was thinking big picture enough as the fact that it could be a show content idea. I think he was just like, oh, crap. That'd be sick to have. Let me go see what I could do. And then it snowballed into a show content. Because obviously, yeah, I mean, we had him come in. There's like this super viral.

Yeah, here's this super viral thing. But I don't think. And I don't. Randy, he's trying to be a nice guy. I know. I know. See, you fall for it. You haven't worked with him long enough.

I have too much of. I have a heart, guys. Look, look, look. I'll say this. And I'll blame myself because I've given Randy this mentality of do-it-yourself mentality and not having to ask people for stuff or not going and begging everybody for things. I tell him, if you want it, just do it yourself. If you want it bad enough, just go do it. I guess I just didn't identify that it was a potential show thing.

Yeah. So the next time when something cool comes up, I'll I just didn't identify that it was a potential show thing. Yeah. So the next time when something cool comes up, I'll be like, hey, this would be cool for the show. Let's hit them up. Again, I'm not ripping on you. We're just brainstorming together. I will also defend Randy by saying this. The fact that he calls eight places, that's a lot of determination to do that. So I'll give him that.

The underlining theme of this is Menace is better at everything. I think the one thing we can take away from this is Menace owns us. Menace is the best. No, that's not at all. I just want, you know, big picture thing. It goes to even this podcast. Like when it comes to the Woody show, the Woody show is number one, you know? And then everything that we do or we think of, we can do it on the podcast here because, like, hey, it's not something we would share on the Woody Show altogether.

But if it's something that we would share on the Woody Show morning show, then we should take it there first before we would do something here about it. You know? Well, I mean, since we're here, I have a Christmas list of stuff. Okay. To make a long story short, we ended up getting the box of beer, 99 cans. Yes, we did. Now, what's going to happen with this 99 cans? Well, because you guys love to paint false pictures of me,

I figured I would distribute it equally to everybody. Really? Wait a minute. You're going to break it up? It's a lot of beer. He was on vacation, man. He was a part of it. You know what?

That's a great point, Brett. Oh, wow. He's never here when he's supposed to be here. I would like to point out that they told me i had to take this vacation i didn't want to so sure they did this being forced upon me yeah sure they probably told you hey go to san diego too so now i know you said you're going to distribute equally and evenly now i think maybe you should do something that also is you know know, nice for menace because, you know, we have a holiday break coming up, right? Yeah. You still have a bunch of steaks.

We have a bunch of beer. We have a bunch of stuff. Why don't you throw the podcast a barbecue? Yeah. How is that fun? Because you got the free stuff. All right. We can have a barbecue at my house.

I'll bring my steaks and beer that Randy has claimed for me. So let's look at the calendar and make the barbecue happen at my house. I have a great barbecue area. And then we can just drink the PBR. Probably if you guys are down on a Sunday, we can watch some football. There's big TVs outside and everything. Oh, that's true. Okay, here's a quick question.

Nick Soundwave, I need you back on the mic. Also, Randy, if we do this barbecue and we set a date and time, are Tyler and Bort going to pretend to be sick like they did when we went to the Gabriel Iglesias taping for Mr. Iglesias at Netflix? 50% chance.

Alright, well... This is honest. The only catalyst for Brett, though, is Brett sleeps about two hours a day. Just to recap, last night, we all planned The only catalyst for Brett, though, is Brett sleeps about two hours a day. I don't know why he makes you do that. Just to recap, last night we all planned to go to a taping at Netflix headquarters of Gabriel Iglesias' show, Mr. Iglesias, which is freaking hilarious, by the way. He can stream season one right now on Netflix. Also, our buddy Joe Coy was making an appearance on this episode.

So Brett and Tyler backed out. Tyler, thanks for faking sickness. It's all good. It was not fake. It was definitely real. It was sickness. I texted him last night and I said, I said, hey man, I woke up from a small nap.

I'm coughing a ton. I have a small fever. Normally, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. That's the softest sickness. No, no, no. Softest sickness excuse the softest sickness. No, no, no. Softest sickness excuse I've ever heard.

Listen, listen, listen. You know what? Listen. Listen. His defense, I can't even defend mine now because he hurt both of us now. So Tyler backs out. I go, okay, fine, whatever. I go, they're taping until February.

You'll have another opportunity to do it. And then an hour later, Bort texts, oh, I'm not feeling very well. And then I text back. What did I text back? He said, were you making out with Tyler or something? But I didn't know what he was talking about at first. I'm like, what, is it hot in here? Bort has an excuse.

And I'll always defend Bort only because he puts in the most hours. However, I'm not going to defend Dummy over here. Well, I had to start driving because from where I live live I had to start driving at about 2.30 Oh dad you know what he's suffering from? Traffic-itis Traffic-itis Here's the thing Oh my god

When I cough Like when I have a cough It gets bad And I know we're gonna be in a taping You have pneumonia? What are you doing? I know we're gonna be in a taping situation. I mean,

I'm not going to start coughing in the middle of a studio. You just want to infect all the stars. Exactly. So you came today to work to infect all of us. I got to work so I can pay to go to the doctor, dude. You have insurance. Don't you know there's no trafficitis at 2am in the morning? He clears up. But anyways, dude, thank you so much

to Gabriel Iglesias for hosting us. It was so much fun, right? So much fun. I was surprised how much I enjoyed it. Because it's crazy to see live and see how much fun they're having. Do you know what's crazy is I think us living here in Los Angeles, we get a lot of opportunity to go to TV tapings, but it was so laid back there last night, right?

It's so cool to see just the flow of things and see you know because obviously when you're you're these shows are meant to digest in one sitting so you never see like the the between cuts and the stuff that doesn't make the final cut the improv yeah the improv the rapport it's cool it was cool seeing um gabriel iglesias and joe coy they're two friends of the show and then seeing the rapport they had because the majority of the time we were there they were doing shots of their scene together and so seeing their rapport and then kind of being able to personally connect

with them because you know they intersect with us here all the time and it's like oh these are our homies their homies everybody's having a good time yeah and Gabriel has this dope area in the back of the studio where it's a straight up cafe with his logo and all that. And we were just hogging out on all the food.

So, right. Love quiche and deviled eggs. Oh my God. We're going hard on those deviled eggs. Nick Soundway. I love deviled eggs, man.

Like, and I got one and then Randy and Nacho got more and I sat down and they're like, they're running out. And I came back, I think with four more. They had a Thanksgiving platter set up. They had that, but they also had a turkey centerpiece constructed entirely out of donuts. Yeah, it was super legit.

Oh, dude, that's sick. And then we come talking about how like- Popcorn machine, soda machines. Yeah. Donuts on deck. Any soda you want. Hot food, cold food, cereals. I did see the food get posted on all the accounts. Oh, that was. Any soda you want. Hot food. Cold food. Cereals. I did see the food get posted on all the accounts.

Oh, that was just like the appetizers. That wasn't the main course. They had asparagus wrapped in fancy ham. Yep. They had charcuterie. It's a wrap. Everywhere. Yeah, it was bomb.

Oh, and then we had a huge moment, guys, where Randy got to apply his job skills that he learned here on the woody show stupid moment at netflix okay so randy his skill set is very strong when it comes to food around here in the studio right he can go grab food for anybody dude set everything up he's the ace foodie yeah he can present it strong that's thousand percent. And then a moment came where somebody needed assistance with water. And Randy was there to assist that person with their water. I don't want to brag, but she did mention, I can never tell when the water's about to fill up. Oh, I got you.

Oh, Randy. I stopped it right where it was supposed to be. With laser vision, helped pour that water perfectly. Yeah, I'll see you guys. My last day's next week. And that water was for? Sherry Shepard. She plays Paula.

She's like a teacher counselor for the school. Okay. She's been in a ton of stuff. Dude, it was so wild. I was like, oh my gosh. But it's funny because the area we were at, hang out in Venice, buy the food, everything, all the stars of the show, they'd walk around, they'd mingle. There are definitely people in the show who have been in previous things that you remember,

like some guy from The Office. I'm like, oh my God, I know that guy. Oscar from The Office, yeah. It was cool. Maybe next time you guys can make it, if you're not sick. Yeah, if I'm not on my floor, passed out. Yeah. Talking to you, Tyler.

Shut up, Tyler. You weren't passed out on the floor. Oh my God. He said, yeah, dude. Go clear up your traffic itis man did you guys see the new tesla the tesla cyber truck dude people have been saying that is like the 2021 el camino have you what are your thoughts it's super futuristic okay let me ask you how do you feel about the truck? Well, the design, I tweeted out that it looks like a 2021 DeLorean, you know, just the shapes, the hard edges and the colors.

Yeah. I mean, it's really not my thing on the overall look, but the functionality that it has is super dope. Like how you can camp and you can bust out some grills on the end of it. It has a 500 mile range, which is ridiculous. I think the top one right now is maybe 300 range. Yeah. See, what I said about it is that it looks like the Warthog from Halo.

Yeah, that was circulating a lot on Twitter. Minus the awesomeness. Yeah. It looks like it could be a cool off-road camping vehicle like you said. Yeah. A day-to-day vehicle? No, it kind of looks a little weird. Yeah, I was bored on this one. The functionality is cool.

I like the features. It's dope. But I saw somebody talk about how it looks like a car that was built from a PS1. Like PS1 graphics. Oh yeah, like a great polygon. Yeah, like a car from Forza or something. I like the functionality. I couldn't see myself driving something like that though i was a little disappointed because there were some mock-ups out there of people thought what the truck was going to look like and those mock-ups look badass like i would buy one instantly did

they say if there's a version that has the roof that comes off because then i might be a little bit more into it if it looked more like an off-road kind of Jeep style with a moon roof or something. In a roll bar or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They would look way better. Yeah. I don't know how down I am for it. I mean, it's just not up my alley.

But I did wake up to a text from my buddy Vince. Order complete. He ordered one already last night. I don't know how exactly. I'm like, dude, you're selling drugs on the side. I don't know how you afford something like this. When you order one, I know in other Teslas, you put down $1,000

and you can order it. Scratch out his confirmation number. I woke up to a text today saying he put his down payment there. 2021, they said he'll probably get it 2022 or something like that. I guess I should plan a Yosemite trip and we could use his truck then.

Yeah, heck yeah. Imagine what cars are going to look like by then too. It might be with the times. Maybe. I mean, we are technically in the age of Blade Runner right now, being 2019, and I still don't have a flying car, man. I know. Where is it?

There's going to be definitely flying Ubers by then. I swear to God, where you sit in some kind of drone and it just takes you where you got to go. What happens if eventually everybody starts droning around and now there's sky traffic? Take the road, man, because there's nobody on the road. There's road traffic. There's sky traffic.

Did you not watch Back to the Future? Back to the Future Part 2? There's skyways and then there's roadways. Yeah. There's both. There's streetlights in the sky. Get educated, Randy. The future.

Watch Back to the Future. In the future, you don't need roads, man. How much would a lease on a floating truck cost, Tyler? A lot of money, I can tell you that. A floating truck that can hold you, Tyler. What's the lease on that? That's that cargo plane we're talking about. We charge by the pound.

You ever see one? You ever see... You ever see when zoos take elephants out? Okay. Okay. Oh, speaking of which, I didn't tell you on Disney+, I failed Operation Dumbo Drop. It is on there. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah.

I want to ask you guys a question, okay? I was looking in the mirror the other day. And if there's one thing physically you can change about yourself, what would it be? Now, you can't just say, oh, I want to lose weight. I mean, you can't say I want to lose weight, but where do you want to lose weight? I'm going to go ahead and start and give you guys some ideas.

Physically, what I would love to change about myself is i'm trying to lose weight i'm doing it but dude it is so hard for me to lose upper body fat like i can make my legs skinnier than a toothpick but upper body fat will just not go away so that's what i would physically like to change about myself i think for me it'd have to be flat feet. Flat feet in the way, because I'm kind of pigeon toed a little bit. If I'm keeping the 100 here. I mean, I guess overall I'd like to be taller. Yeah, you are what you adopt. But I mean,

because I always love wearing Vans and different kinds of shoes, but the problem is a lot of times my feet hurt after a while and it gets really bad. And it's because I've got flat feet and I wish I could change that and also not have that weird thing where my foot kind of turns in a little bit because that's annoying too. Get Yeezy 700s.

You'll be fine. Nick Soundwave. This is easy. The second you said it. Mine has always been I want to be 6'6". 6'6". 6'6", or at least 6'2", 6'3". Dude, my buddy DJ Too Tall, look him up, DJ Too Tall on Twitter and Instagram.

He is that tall. And the one thing is that he can't stand. And I've been around him while this is happening every five seconds. Are you a basketball player? Do you play basketball? He wants that, though. Yes, he wants that. See, my thing is...

Eventually, he just says, yeah, I play backup on the Warriors. Yeah, I would totally go run along with it and see what I could finagle my way into. It falls back to me being an athlete. I think my athletic career, not that I'm saying I would make it or anything, I just would have been so much better at everything I played.

I would have been like four inches taller. But you don't have super tall players in hockey, right? Oh, yeah, dude. The average size of hockey is like 6'3". No way! Why do they look so small? Because they're surrounded by 6'6", 6'8", people. Really? They're trees, dude. That's the first thing I told Soundwave when we went to the

Kings game. I'm like, mother of God, these guys are monsters. Really? They're all surrounded by guys their height or bigger, so they look small. I always thought they were my height, like 5'10". The same thing applies for NBA games. When you watch an NBA game on TV, you can't really tell how big they are. Pro athletes in general are all usually like 6'2", 6'3".

Now that I've been doing this fantasy football, I never realized how short Russell Wilson is. He's 5'10". He's a super short guy. Yeah, he's my height. Go, wait a minute. Why is everybody towering over him? My example of this is always, you remember Derek Fisher? I don't know if you know Derek Fisher. He was on the lakers back when kobe was on it and all that

stuff right he was like that's always the shortest guy in the huddle he's six eight six and i'm just like he looks tiny but because he's surrounded by six nine six ten seven one all these other pro athletes are six six six eight yeah it's like i never stood a shot man man. Wow. Damn. All right, Tyler. If there's one thing I'm going to change, it's my hair. Your hair? Yeah. So when my hair grows really long. So that's the one thing you pick? Yeah.

All right. Thanks. Thanks. So when my hair grows super long, it gets insanely curly. It gets uncontrollable. I absolutely hate it. And I wish that my hair was straight because i have i have curly hair i really hate it woody says the same thing because he has crazy

curly hair that's why he wears a hat all the time exactly and that's why if you see my hair get long i'll wear hats every day because i hate my long hair but it's like i haven't had time to go to the barber shop yet so i haven't had time to get it cut. I absolutely hate it. It's uncontrollable. I say embrace it, man. It feels gross. If I try to comb it, it's a mess. Dude, the comb gets stuck in it. It's awful.

Well, these are all things that you could change, though. Like, I can't change my feet to not be flat. Yeah, you could just go buy a pair of shoes, though. Once again, Randy, all you have to do is use Google, and he didn't do it. Oh, wow. Or you can maybe put shampoo in your hair. I don't know, dude.

I do that, too. It's so curly. But you could chemically straighten it. Yeah, wow. Or you can maybe put shampoo in your hair. I don't know, dude. I do that too. It's so curly. But you could chemically strain it. Yeah, I used to have curly hair as a baby. My mom was like, nope. And she did something and now I don't have curly hair. Magically. Fabuloso.

She put on it. I'll look into the chemical. I'll look into that. But like, I don't know, the chemical part is like, I don't know. Or what would you change about yourself physically? I mean, not to brag, I kind of like everything for the most part besides the fact that I'm out of shape and stuff,

you know, which shows. Are we all? There's one thing physically I wish I could change and that's my hand size. Okay. Because I have kind of small hands, small fingers

and I wish my fingers were longer because I was never able to play guitar or bass properly. Okay, yeah. And even still, like the original Xbox, I couldn't hold the controller. So if I could... Oh, that thing was ginormous though. I. And even still, like the original Xbox, I couldn't hold the controller. So if I could...

Oh, that thing was ginormous, though. I know, but still, it was even more ginormous on me. So if I could change anything, it would be that. Okay. I mean, I work with what I got, man. Yeah.

It's not the size that counts. It's how you use it. Yeah, yeah. The motion in the ocean, am I right? Yeah, that's exactly. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah. Hell, yeah.

If you can't grip it, then you're out of the game. True, true. Another ongoing theme If you can't grip it, then you're out of the game. True, true. Another ongoing theme on this podcast is hot sauce. We have Randy try all these different crazy hot sauces. And I didn't know if you – don't worry. I have one for you. But I don't know if you saw my Instagram the other night. I think one of my favorite hot sauces right now has to be the Cholula green sauce.

Yeah. So freaking good with chicken because, you know, i'm chicken obsessed as well and now i posted that and all these other sauce companies got into my comments and were like what about us try us try this and all the other people on instagram were telling me to try these other sauces as well that rules it does rule coincidentally when i did that post the very next day and it had nothing to do with that post, I got some hot sauce in the mail and it was from Tiffany's Torture Hot Sauce Company. And the bottle says Tiffany's Topanga. So I don't know if you see in the store, it's the same hot sauce, Tiffany's Topanga, but the website is TortureHot torture hot sauce.com tiffany's

torture hot sauce and thank you everybody dude that rules yeah all right i thought i would do would you rather or either or because we had so much fun doing it last time so i'm gonna go ahead and get it started i'm gonna go nixon wave you go first then we'll go aborts and then we'll go randy probably with a ridiculous answer. Okay? All right. And Tyler had to step out of the room for a second to take care of something on the radio station. So he'll be joining us back very soon.

So number one, would you rather have aliens contact us for the very first time via a machine or face-to-face? Ooh, okay. So it's like we find out aliens are real like somebody they send like a message or we get like a box and it says it's from outer outer space or they just show up yeah and some like uh you know space some projection comes out or they take over all broadcasts and they broadcast like hey we're aliens we're real or it's on the land and then you're like face to face with them i've actually had this conversation with uh my roommates my fiancee quite a bit because how high were you i kind of i kind of like the watch the world burn i'm like that kind of guy so i would love for not face to face because that's going to kind of just

really dissolve humanity but i would really love i've told this is my scenario i just want something to come hover over a field or just wherever really just come hover over a city visible obvious like hey that's not us that's not whatever just hover day day and a half two days and then bounce just to raise the question yeah and just no destruction no destruction yeah because you don't want to die anything good you go crazy and then if they-to-face, who knows what will happen at that point. But just come, hover, throw the question out there, and just watch the world kind of freak out for a little bit. So probably machine.

I think face-to-face because if there's a machine, you're going to have the conspiracy people who are like, oh, there's no way that's real. It's got to be fake or whatever. And to carry on what you're saying, I think if it was face-to-face, who knows how the world would react. Maybe we would stop fighting. I think people would freak out-to-face, who knows how the world would react. Maybe we would stop fighting stupid things. I think people would freak out.

Oh, yeah. Either way, they're freaking out. Like maybe people would stop fighting with each other and be like, holy crap, there's aliens and we could die. Yeah, but then they would go, let's beat up this little green guy right here, man. What do you mean? Okay. Face-to-face, there's a way more variable. Just let it hover and bounce.

And then we're like, okay. Alien expert, Bored, what are your thoughts? I think both are going to end badly. Oh, yeah. But I feel like if they project over a TV, that means they're weary of us, or they'd be more of an imposing threat if they pop up on every television screen, kind of like Mars Attacks. Right.

But then you also have the Mars Attacks theory of them just showing up right in front of you and them just having a blaster and disintegrating you. Brett just wants to make out with the aliens. I mean, do they look like Twi'leks from Star Wars? And yeah, sure. Why not, dude? Face to face, man. I want that.

I want that Paul moment where I could just like say, what's up? I'm going to tell you right now. I would love to know if aliens are legit real or not, but I would like to be contacted via machine first. Like a little heads up. But Randy does bring up a good point because there will be the conspiracy people like oh it's not real that's why give it a day give me like a day or two let because then you know you'll have plenty of stories about you have plenty video

of it that'll debunk some of the you know conspiracy theories and then peace out man because i'm not trying to get independent stayed here Here's the next one. Would you rather have unlimited international first-class tickets for life or never have to pay for a meal ever again? Never have to pay for a meal again in my life. You are such a fat ass. I can drop $2,000 on the flight to Europe, but I can't spend all that money. Bro, the food ain't going to be that expensive.

I mean, it's expensive in some places, but... And if you go to McDonald's in Paris maybe, but I'm trying to go to the top five-star restaurant. You gotta get to Paris, though. Yeah, how are you gonna get home? For free. For free? Randy, all of a sudden you take a flight to Paris, to England, to Germany, hop over and stop in

Russia for five seconds, and then go to Tokyo. That trip alone right there, you're getting how much in airlines, and then you're not going to spend that much on food. Okay, we got to pay for a hotel. Yeah, for a first class flight, some of these places, it's like minimum four grand.

Well, just fly economy then. Dude, just sleep on the plane. He's realized he made the wrong choice. No, no, no. Okay, all right. Let's say, all right. He's like, oh, wait, they're right. Okay, but how often do you go on vacation?

Every weekend if I had this ticket. Okay, I get if you have the tickets and you can just fly out. But if you're stateside, I don't want to pay for anything here. All my food is taken care of. I go out to eat every single night. And if all your food was paid for, you would be getting food nonstop, continuously. This is a guy where all this food is already paid for because he lives at his mom's house. If you're consistently flying.

If you are consistently flying, constantly going out... He's high for not taking the... Okay, but if you're always flying out, you're going to run out of money eventually for food and for hotel and for board. No, man, you don't got to eat five-star wherever you go. You can still drop off at McDonald's.

Okay, but if you're always flying out, where are you going to find the money to pay for the stuff? Okay, I'll finally give you my answer, okay? All right, share it. I think Randy is super dumb for not taking the first flight why because a he lives at his mom's house yeah so he doesn't have to pay any bills and he can get food from her yeah now i wouldn't even though i love international travel

i would not take the flights and i'll break it down for you because again, I have to pay for all the meals that I have. Okay. So that means I have to have a job to continue to have meals. So if I have a job, it's going to be what, how many times a year that I'm going to be able to take a first class flight. It's not going to be that many times a year. Now, if I'm gonna be able to take a first-class flight okay it's not gonna be that many times a year now if I'm Randy where I can just freeload off my mom all day every day I'll be flying everywhere around the world if I had make sense oh man I'm off the grid I'm not working anymore I hate to agree with Randy but you do have to pay for the meals when you get off the flight but sorry not gonna have any money sorry break it you guys but I don't see Brazilian butts and double D's so I off the flight, you're not going to have any money.

Sorry to break it to you guys, but I don't see Brazilian butts in double Ds, so I don't know how you're going to get influential status and never have to pay or work for anything for the rest of your life. You know what? You don't think of this rationally. I'm good. You're not. Brazilian butts in double Ds.

Yeah, look. Randy has double Ds in a Brazilian butt. Why do I need to pay for a flight ever? Dude, all you need to do is just have an extended weekend. Our former boss, Mike the Showkiller, had extended weekends all the time, man. And he was always getting paid. Yeah, but he wasn't on the air, though. That's the thing.

But see, if we didn't have this gig, because this is all hypothetical. Yeah, but you gotta say it applies to you. It applies to your life. Then I'm leaving Friday, I'm flying somewhere, and I will be back. I'll be back Monday sometime. All right.

So, yeah, I will do that at least once a month. Have fun being in Rome for four hours. Cool. It'll be good. I'll have a great time. I'll be eating steak and lobster by the beach here. So when it comes to that question, I think Randy has the best situation out of all of us.

Don't you think? True. I mean, i would go i would go places on the weekend but i don't feel like i could take full advantage of that opportunity in his situation his lifestyle yes he has the perfect i think in all of our situations because we all work at the same place so you are the one that shouldn't be taking the free food i'm gonna be taking us three should be all right next question next question we have tyler walking back into the room he is here now here is the first question would you rather live a normal life right now or be a king of a large country 2500 years ago so you can just live a basic life as you're doing right now here or you can be a king

of a large country 2,500 years ago you know i'm totally fine with the basic life right now i like it i get it you got vd your girlfriend but imagine that's not even oh my god all right look i have all the technological innovations from everything, everything from like a TV to a plane to if I really want to go on the water, I could take like a yacht. I don't have that stuff 25 years ago. Yeah. Do you forget that he has Disney Plus?

2,500 years ago. With every episode of Kim Possible now, he's not going anywhere. Thank you. Thank you for that. Do you know what is funny? Because Tyler actually, he busted out everything that i was gonna say disney plus um my iphone yeah television cinema horses only go so far until you have to feel my car i just refill our gas i'm good number one item air conditioning air conditioning well there's that too there's i mean big guys sweat a lot. I like my air conditioning. Instagram.

We like it too, so we don't have to smell you. There you go. There you go. Bomb ass food. I just want to know when Tyler's going to be on a yacht. He's dropped a yacht in three days. Where's this yacht at? I could make money eventually.

It's on its way. All right. So glad to have Tyler back. Here's the next question. Here's the next question. Here's the next question. Would you rather have all dogs that see you immediately attack you or have all birds that see you immediately attack you? Birds.

Oof. I can hide pretty well from a bird. Dog? I don't know. Rottweilers, pit bulls? All right. I'm going to say bird because I have the option to hide inside all day. All right.

You can't hide from dogs inside? I could hide from a dog inside, but if a dog really wants to, it could totally just wants to attack me, like just jump and break through my window. Bird can't really do that. When was the last time you saw a dog break through a window? I watch movies, okay? We're currently on many floors of this building that you need to take elevators to get to. I think Tyler's thinking, he doesn't want to say it, but he's thinking of it more of like,

I'm a larger target. Which one do I have a chance of outrunning the best? And the birds. Cardio. Oh, you can be cardio out of a dog? This is false. So the birds. Lies.

Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds scarred me as a child. Seeing the birds peck the eyeballs out of that one dude. I was like, no, I'm good. I'm good. Lies. Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds scarred me as a child. Seeing the birds peck the eyeballs out of that one dude. I was like, no, I'm good. I'm good. All right. Nick Soundwave. I would take, so it's what would you rather have attack you pretty much on site? Yeah, so if the dogs saw you, immediately attack you or birds.

I'd take dogs probably, man. I don't like birds. Birds are kind of intense. And you don't realize how big birds are until they're like up on you so and then people are thinking you hear this and you think pigeon and stuff what if that hawk that usually sits outside the woody show studios sees tyler mid-show and just comes crashing through these windows yeah dude or like the hawks are 20 000 crows that are waiting you can't go camping camping you can't go camping because what if like an eagle? Eagles are like six foot wingspan, dude.

These windows here are double pane windows. I think I'll be okay. If it crashed, it'd probably take... Allegedly. It'd probably take 10 or 15 to crash through, in which case I'm hiding in the elevator. I'm going to take dogs all day because have you ever been attacked by birds where you're just randomly just walking and then a bird just starts pecking at you? That's never happened? Birds are scary, guys.

That's happened to me several times. It has not happened to me. There's a great story of it. But I've seen way too many movies where that happens. And it looks frightening. Where you're just walking down the street and the bird just comes down and pecks you on the head. Think about it this way. If a dog is running to you, you have open arms because you're like, oh, I'm here to pet you.

If a bird's flying at you, you're going to duck. Whether it's going to attack you or not, you're going to duck. I just think if the birds are attacking you, you're never going to see them. I want everybody to do this real quick. Look up and feel how vulnerable you are with something attacking you looking up like that. That could fly.

These things aren't little cuddly pillows. Those things are sharp. Did anyone else think that Tyler got dumber since he's been away? No. I think I've just gotten more rested. That's what he said. More rested. Yep, there it is.

All right, guys. Well, I got to wrap up this podcast. If you're going to go to DesignerCon or the LA Audio Show, look for me. I'll be out there with Spicy Nacho. A big shout out to all the other podcasts out there. What's up to the Bortcast? With Bort, go to thebortcast.com. That's thebortcast.com.

Can you give us a preview of the Bortcast? Bort, going to be talking a little bit about the Mandalorian. Going to have some more of the rivalry between me and Shasta with our wrestling picks. All right. We're starting to fight in the household now, man. Oh, great. There's yelling matches.

Talking real romantic. Yeah, I think we're going to have a real fight soon. And then we're going to talk to Randman and Nick Soundwave about Randy's new Christmas challenge. He wants to watch 25 Christmas movies in 25 days. The 25 days of Randy. And I don't think he can focus enough to do that. Oh, no way. He'll be done after two movies.

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Just go to mattandkim.com. That's mattandkim.com. They are a band, and they do shows that will just blow your mind. They are so much fun. So, again, go to mattandkim.com. Get all the information. Of course, what's up to the Mothership, the Woody Show, Monday through Friday, available on the iheart radio app

that's the woody show just search on the iheart radio app and listen to that podcast before i get out here nick salwaev do you want to say anything um i forgot to point this out but you want to know the highlight of my uh gabriel iglesias taping um a guy with a gnarly mustache came up to me and said hey i like your mustache sweet yeah i looked at, I'm like, I'm officially a mustache guy. Yes, please. Movember. Movember.com slash Woody. If you can just donate a dollar, please.

We need some donations to our team. Movember.com slash Woody is for Greg and I. Men's Health. There's a bunch of different charities that it's representing. If you can please, just a dollar, something. Movember.com slash Woody. Randy, do you have anything else you would like to say? Yeah, it looks like we're all set for the 29th.

Bort, Soundwave, Tyler, and I are going to be doing another video game tournament. Rip. Playing NHL live at 7 p.m. on Mixer. Randman Live. Follow. Turn on notifications. Come watch us play. We have a quick link for you to get to that page.

All you got to do is go to whatsnewpod pod.com that's what's new pod.com scroll down to the bottom click links and it will take you to the mixer page where you can turn on notifications it's all there tyler two things number one the first movie that randy should watch should be the christmas shoes for his christmas countdown oh yeah that horrible movie with Rob Lowe. Yes. Didn't you review it? It's a Christmas movie. You watched it, right? Seabass did.

Oh, okay. That's such a sad movie. All right. Number two, shout out to my homie Joseph, best friend for 16 years. Oh, hell yeah, Joseph. Can't wait to make out with you. No, that's false. Maybe we'll have kids.

Touch wieners. Okay. All right. Anything else, Brett? Thanks to PBR. Yes? Thanks to PBR. Yes. PBR. Thanks to Gabriel Glacius.

Yes. And hashtag Randy's a dick. Yeah, true that. Oh, before I forget, myself and Ravy are actually going to be at Box Lunch. If you don't know what Box Lunch is, it is an awesome pop culture store. So cool. That is available across the country. But Ravy and I are going to be at the Glendale store December 14th from noon to 2 p.m. That's December 14th, noon to 2 p.m. We're going to have a bunch of giveaways for you. I know a lot of people are going to be out shopping. So if you're going to be in Glendale,

come hang out with us at box Lunch. That's it for me. I'm going to get out of here. Thank you for listening to the podcast. Please rate and review this podcast. Please go to our iTunes feed. Everything's available at whatsnewpod.com. Quick links. Anything that you can rate and review this podcast, please do that right there.

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