What's New Podcast - Dodger Dugout Seats, Woody Show Party 29th and More!

Episode Date: October 21, 2021

Quick update Dodger Dugout Seats, Woody Show Party 29th and More!

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Get the Rakuten app or join at Rakuten.ca. R-A-K-U-T-E-N.C-A. What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up, everybody? And welcome to another edition of What's New Pod I am Menace, I'm joined by Bortz aka Brett He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show That you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN

He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric What up Sometimes we call him Soundwave On the Woody Show they call him Nick Soundwave He has many names Also, join us from Houston, Texas. We'll be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T, a.k.a. Heavy Torta

from the Sean Salisbury Show, a morning sports radio show in Houston, Texas. Those are the tame nicknames you give him. I know. If you hear the off-air, off-podcast names, they're pretty brutal, guys. If you look through our text chain,

my God, they're brutal. I mean, I do like DJ Ham Hands, but you haven't embraced it. Where did that come from? I do not remember this one. But anyways, well, I'm just going to let you know today we're going to make it kind of short.

We have a lot of stuff we're getting ready for, like the Woody Show Halloween birthday bash at Morago Casino. It's going down, guys. Friday, October 29th. You're not going to want to miss out because the cash booth is back. And you know, the giveaways are always on point. Let me tell you this.

Next week, I can't give out all the details because we haven't talked about it on the Woody Show yet. Yeah. But it's going to be my favorite week of giveaways. And you guys know what's going to happen, right? You just gave me the rundown of the giveaway week. And it's going to be my favorite week of giveaways. And you guys know what's going to happen, right? Yeah, you just gave me the rundown of the giveaway week. And it's over the top. It's going to be on fire.

I have a tease of it. I don't know the full extent of it, but knowing you and your mind. Let's just say I was in charge of the giveaways next week on the Woody Show on Alt 98.7. Just get ready to call in, guys. That's all I'm going to say. It's going to be awesome.

And think Menace. Think of him. That could be really good. That could be really crazy. That could be just ridiculous and fun. I'm just going to say this. Even I got a little bit of a teaser of what this list is. It's going to be pretty badass. You guys want to get in on this? Oh, hell yeah. So get ready to tune in. Now, Heavy T, okay, so yesterday I had a prediction, a thought that came into my head, and it all rides on the Astros if you're going to come out for the birthday party or not because if the Astros go to the World Series,

you're not going to be able to come to the birthday party on October 29th at Morongo. And I'm just going to tell you right now, you're probably not going to come to the birthday party, even though you're already set up. You have a plane ticket. You have a room. You're ready to go.

I had a thought yesterday. It came to my mind. Oh no. That the world series is going to be the Dodgers versus the Astros and the Dodgers are going to win the world series. Okay. Let's, this is what's going to happen.

I'm telling you right now. Don't I say it every single time when it becomes a big, huge game, what's going to go down? And this is what's going to go down because, guys, sports is rigged. This is what's going to happen. This is what's going to happen. You do go on the rigged train a lot. You know what?

I did have that thought the other day. This is what's gonna happen because the Dodgers are gonna go to the World Series and they're gonna beat the Astros to finally wipe away all that trash can talk and just get it over with because it hurts the franchise too much and this is the only way that people can get over it

is if there's another matchup in the World Series and the Dodgers win and that's what's gonna happen. Why is World Series and the Dodgers win, and that's what's going to happen. Why is everyone silent? I want the Houston homer to get the hot air out of his face. There you go. There's one more. I know how math works, and I know where the Dodgers are at right now, so you can go ahead and say that, Tyler.

But what are your thoughts? I mean, so that's the number one thing. Before I even mention anything Houston related, the Dodgers need to finish their series now as of this recording they are currently down you can't give them a win yet I'm getting there hold on okay as of this recording the Dodgers are down 3-1 in the NLCS they have game five tonight um that is going to be in LA now this is very possible that they do win this game. However, now last year, these games were at a neutral site. This year, they have to go back to Atlanta and play in front of an Atlanta crowd that's going to be rocking,

and they're going to be on the brink of a World Series berth. So I don't know necessarily if the Dodgers are going to make it. They've looked a little bit worse than they have last year. Justin Turner was just confirmed to be out for the rest of the postseason. But he was playing trash. I went to one of those games. He's been playing trash. I made the joke in our group message yesterday. I was like, it might be time to

give JT the old yellow treatment. I was going to say, I don't even think he's a factor. I was going to say, do you guys think he's a factor? I was going to say, do you guys think he got hurt, maybe accidentally pulled something just so that he could remove himself from the situation? He had a neck injury, too, so he's been off. He had a great first half.

His second half was kind of busted anyways, and he had a neck injury. So he's off. I mean, the Dodgers overall, Trey Turner won a batting title, and he's been butt. Mookie's been the only consistent one we've had. Pitching's been awful. Our 20-game winner's tired. He sucked.

Yeah, but I just told you what's going to happen. Dude, honestly, I'm a hundred menace. If that happens, man, I'm down for that to happen. Sorry, Brett. Sorry, Brett's dad. But if it happens, and what, a month from now

or three weeks from now, we're talking about a Dodgers World Series, I probably won't have any hair left because that means we've come back from 3-1, and that means we have beaten the Astros like you predicted. Dude, that would have been a roller coaster of three weeks for sure. All right. That would mean that you have come back down 3-1 twice in consecutive years. So there's that.

So that could happen. Now going to the other side eric is 100 right the astros need to finish their series as well they went to boston during game three they thought like everybody thought it was over boston won game three killed the astros everybody in houston's freaking out thinking it's over game four the astros bats suddenly wake up towards the end of the game game five they lit up boston they end up taking two games in boston so now the only way for the red sox to win this series they have to win the next two games in houston which has one of the loudest crowds i've ever

been to and that's because and that is okay relax let's calm down that's because the retractable roof that they have they keep it closed to keep all the sound. He's doing all the stuff off sound. Do you agree or disagree with these guys? Sound plays a huge part. Yeah, because they can't hear the trash cans. Look at it. Shut up.

Also, you're telling me they're cheating their crowd noise. They might as well be like WCW piping in crowd noise. Did they move their cheating to hand signals? Is that what they said? I haven't heard that. But hand signal. That's why they brought Tyler in. He's really good with his hands.

He knows the story. Poop fist. Poop fist. Hand signal sign stealing has been going on since the game has been in. All right. A lot of revealing stuff there. But here's another thing that happened i actually went to a game yeah and you were yeah you did you were a little jealous where i got to sit a little

bit yeah i got invited by joe coy and i went they call them the dugout seats i had no idea because i met him at the game i think it's dugout club dodger dugout club yeah i had no idea where i had to go sit so i'm like at the top level. Yeah. And I had to keep on going down, down. And I kept on asking people, where do I got to go? Where do I go? Oh, another level. Oh, another level. Another level.

And I thought I was at the final level. I try to walk to where I had to go. And I was blocked by a little tiny wall. Yeah. And they go, no, you have to go even further down. I was in like the basement. Yeah, this is an area that i've never even been in dodger stadiums you sent it randomly out of nowhere all of a sudden there's just a video of

your of your shoes it starts up and you kind of zoom up and i didn't really get a glance because i saw on my phone or my my apple watch at first i didn't get it and then i looked at my phone like wait a minute that those are seats and then the the pan up you're what a row behind the dodgers dugout for the best game of the series so far, because that's the only dramatic win they had. It was a bad-ass game, yeah. But everybody was leaving that game, though, because they were sucking. It was the stupid-ass 2 o'clock start, too, man.

Yeah, that was bad. Whoever scheduled that is a moron. So dumb. I had somebody on Twitter come at me, or not come at me, but they raised the point. It's like, well, Atlanta, you know, it's going to be late if they start later. The person who did this, who decided that, hey, let's let the California sun be a deciding factor in this game.

That was so stupid. I couldn't stand that. So what you're saying is the Braves could have won if it wasn't for that sun that was constantly in their eyes. No, they would have won if their pitchers would have done their job. I want to get to the Braves stuff in a second a second but i gotta get back to where i was sitting dude so this level that i was at had access to this like vegas style buffet the entire game some vip area like i didn't belong there yeah i didn't know i didn't realize that there was that much room down up underneath

because i've seen people you can see people going in and out of that dugout club during games behind the backstop. It's a full-blown, you look like you're at a Cosmo buffet. It's not like just one little buffet station. No, there was, I don't know, six, seven different food stations. The sushi station

was delicious. There was a dog hot dog station. There was an all-dessert station. That had like a barbecue station. There was a dog hot dog station. There was all dessert stations. Yeah, yeah, seriously. That was 360. It looked like Randy's work. Yeah.

Yeah, right? And then you walk outside to go back up to your stairs, and there's a snack station right there where it's just endless snacks. It was unbelievable. So how do you get into this? Do they check a ticket, or is there any kind of security? It was a regular ticket that I had on my I'm off the mosey. I'm trying

to wander down there one day and stumble into this buffet area. Well, no, I did have to scan the ticket to get into this special room that I walked through with all the food to get to the seats. I know Joe Coy and Menace. They were here last night. Here's their pictures where they were sitting. Is this for keepsies? They were like, I know Joe Coy and Menace. They were here last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here's their pictures. Here's where they were sitting.

Is this for keepsies? They were like, I know Joe Coy, but I don't know what's a Menace. What's a Menace? But getting over to the Braves real quick. Now, Bort never talks sports on here, but he is a Braves fan. And how did that come to be? My dad grew up in the Milwaukee Muskegon area of Michigan and Wisconsin.

So the hot team at that time was the Milwaukee Braves. So when he left, he kept following them and that's been his team ever since. My dad's 75 right now. He's been a diehard Braves fan his entire life. So we were raised, no matter where we're from, obviously, we're all from born and raised

in LA. we were raised to be braves fans no matter what and i'm wearing a buffalo bills sweatshirt right now because my dad was born and raised in buffalo i respect it yeah so like we would go to dodger games wearing our braves gear you know that's what we would do or angels games wearing our braves gear uh his best friend was a dodger fan and there was fights that would happen like his best friend got thrown out of the house a few times because he was siding with the dodgers which is his team yeah in the game he's like nope you get the hell out right now go you know so yeah it's awesome so by that fact i've seen him root for the braves his whole life uh to this day and i root for them

with him now i don't keep excited right now obviously right oh yeah but he's also like you know just like probably how eric's rigged eric feels with the with the dodgers you know them with him now he's super excited right now obviously right oh yeah but he's also like you know just like probably how the game's rigged eric feels with the with the dodgers you know it's like you're always waiting for the rug to be pulled out from you're like oh they're doing really great when's it not gonna go great yeah you know i mean he was on the other side of our elation when that when cody bellinger tied in and they basically won like five pitches later. So I mean, yeah, and I was like, oh, they're doing how this happened. Come on man. So yeah,

he's very excited. I know he really wants them to go far, but you know, worst case we have the Boston Red Sox. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, my grandpa's from Boston. Oh, I know. No, here's my thing. I hate but like the city of Boston and their whole sports fandom. I hate the entire city of Boston. Oh, I know. Here's my thing. I hate like the city of Boston and their whole sports fandom.

I hate the entire city of Boston. Oh, by the way, the Braves used to be in Boston before Milwaukee. So there you go. Boston Braves. The funny thing about the Braves has been everywhere. Yes, they really have. Yeah, they really are. They are a legacy team.

Yeah. The one thing I never expected to have in common with Brett is just some type of Atlanta sports fandom. That was something I did not plan on ever happening. That was weird. Oh, I thought you were going to say trolling people that are Dodgers fans because I was enjoying doing that to team are the other day. Oh, that's me. And team are such a nice person. He can handle.

He's an adult. Yeah. Come on. I would like to see drunk T-Mar with you chirping him. See how that would go. When he saw the hat on Brett's head, man, he like stopped in his tracks. His face went from smile to like deadpan and serious. It was kind of funny.

What is going on here? All right, guys. Well, I don't want to wrap this up too quickly, but I just want to give you a heads up that tomorrow, Friday hour, Fridayhour.com, Ravy and I are going to give you a heads up that tomorrow, Friday hour, Friday hour.com. Ravy and I are going to be doing a show and people have been begging me to do the show from outside of my refrigerator. And that's what's going to happen tomorrow, guys.

So if you want to check it out, just go to Friday hour.com. Make sure you sign up to get notifications on the Twitch stream, become a sub. You can, you can become a premium sub through your Amazon Prime. Just Google that and just go to FridayHour.com. That's FridayHour.com and sign up right now to do that.

Also, thank you to everybody that's been picking up Diego Hot Sauce, DiegoHotSauce.com. You know, we figured out that whole shipping thing. So that's been great. A lot of people have been buying it. So we have to keep on restocking it. So if you see out of stock, just, you know, check it in like a day or two and you can get it on Amazon. Pretty easy. Just go to DiegoHotSauce.com. All right. Before we go real quick again, don't miss out. Morongo Casino, October 29th, 21 and up. It's free to get in.

8 p.m. is when it's going to kick off. DJ Scotty Fox, the whole Woody Show crew is going to be there. Special DJ set by DJ Dildar. Can't wait to see that. Yeah. Me too, man. I miss my buddy. It's going to be fun.

Again, sorry that we made this super short today, but got to get some things handled before the big-ass party and the big giveaways next week. Next week, we'll have a full podcast for you. Brett, you have a podcast. Go to theborkcast.com. Anything new with the Borkcast? Yeah, latest episode just dropped on Monday

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5 or you can see them in uh let's see he does Millennium Pro Wrestling in Chatsworth every week so you can go there there are so many parts to that Pinky Pinky, pinky, pro wrestling, moose lodge. If you want to hear the origin of all of it though,

it made me think of member doink. Yes. Don't like the clown. Yeah. And then doink had like mini doink. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

Yeah. Do you remember that they had a doink and the mini doinks versus, uh, Jerry, the King Waller and the mini, uh, Kings. We got to talk next week because I went to Orlando and I went to the Hulk Hogan store and it ruled.

Dude, you had an entire Orlando trip that was like for me and Eric. It was like we were hanging out with you the entire time. Gators wrestling. Gators wrestling, Disney. Sports venues. Sports venues. Yeah, we're going to recap that all next week. Seabass here talking to you about one of my favorite topics

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That's cool. No offense to Ravy, but I'm boycotting that because of the fact that Randy apparently can hang out with them, but not us. Yeah. Randy is dead to me. Also check out Tailgater Sports. Go to tailgatersports.com. That's tailgatersports.com. More sports chat there. Also follow them on

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boy, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yes, Eric, good luck to your Dodgers. Tyler, I'm sorry about your Astros. Go Braves. Wow. Okay. All right, Tyler, I'm sure you have a riveting response. Not really. Just

for one. How can you just not love playoff baseball? This stuff is so addicting, dude. Yeah, super fun. All right, Eric. Yeah, go Astros. Go Astros, wow. Clip that.

Clip it. Clip it. Clip that. Clip it. Wow. My mind is all crossed up right now. I know. Jesus Christ, that was gross.

That's what you get for blipping that. I was blotted. See, we would, except... There's control. Yeah. You know what? I'm a man. I'll take it.

I'm a man. I'm not going to flip that. There you go. There you go. A lot of my well-being is riding on this Dodger series, because my sports teams have been absolutely butt lately. And if the Astros win, again, is where I was getting to. If the Astros win

another World Series, I may have to, you know... Be suicidal. Yeah, I may have to check out some nooses. He's either going to be suicidal or he's going to fly over here just to kill me. Dude, honestly, you want to see something funny? So I'm going to send this picture to the group chat

real quick. I know we're trying to wrap it up. How much is Tyler now getting Joe to that clip? He said it. He said it. I'm going to send this over real quick. Everybody check this out. This is what I did last night because I reached a breaking point with his jackasses. Yes!

His jackasses. I muted Tyler on Twitter last night because i reached a breaking point with his jackasses jackasses i i muted tyler on twitter last night until the end of the world series until the astros are out i can't handle it dude like you've gone d sucking you've gone full-on suckle the tit of houston astro fandom and it's just it's annoyed me i reached my breaking point i i deal with it in the group chat i don't need to see it on twitter i'll see you after the world series hell yeah dude i reached a breaking point i couldn't have it meaning and that just means my work here your yonder train flight or what are the f you were saying last night man i was like dude i care you're on flight 44 tweets i can't i couldn't handle i had to i had to mute him this is really gonna hurt tyler's analytics because he's gonna have so less views

and interaction from Eric Raffigan. I love how Randy just texted to it saying, hate that guy. Dude, it sucks, man. I really want to see Tyler October 29th, but I'm already putting the prediction out there that it's Astros-Dodgers-Dodgers-Win World Series. If we do see him,

that means there was a huge collapse in the Astros series. So that would be even more fun, too. All right. Yeah. So don't get me wrong. I really want to be there. I really do. You guys are my boys.

You're all set up to go. I literally am all set up to go. You got your fight. I already got my outfit picked out. Oh, hell yeah. Put it on and send us a picture. I want to see it. Yeah, just in case we don't see it.

So we can improve it. Do not worry about that. Okay, relax. You have your hotel room booked everything's ready i mean everything's ready to go and i really want to go but astros dodgers that would be the world series that everyone would want to see just because the past four years that's why it's gonna be rigged that would also piss me off if tyler got to go and work and see an Astros Dodgers World Series for free and be in the building. That would also piss me off a little bit. That would be upsetting.

Alright, well let's hope it doesn't happen. How about that? Go Braves. Alright guys, we'll see you next week. I love you guys. New with Metis.