What's New Podcast - Dodgers Stadium Ice Skating, Latest Addiction, Food News, Sunday Ticket ESPN Plus and more!
Episode Date: November 12, 2021This episode we talk Dodgers Stadium Ice Skating, Latest Addiction, Food News, Sunday Ticket ESPN Plus and more!...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace, joined by Bort, aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show,
a morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
I'm an expert.
He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric.
Sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave.
He also works on The Wedding Show.
And joining us from Houston, Texas would be Heavy T, a.k.a. Tyler, from the Sean Salisbury Show, a sports morning radio show in Houston, Texas.
Now, I have a question.
I am beat happy.
That's true.
Eric, you went to a wedding last weekend.
How was that?
It was a blast from what I remember. From you remember i do have a question were you part of the wedding group
were you in the wedding i was a groomsman yes wow and you can't remember now how long did you
how long did you wait before you started turning up because you're sending us text messages
of empty beer cans yeah yeah so we did a party bus to the wedding and i mean i wasn't like blacked
out blacked out but you know it gets a little a little fuzzy towards the end of the night um you
know we do the pre-game we're all standing around this airbnb crazy we're in temecula california
area and right in wine country out there um sick airbnb pre-game a little bit did they um did the
party bus to the venue so you know had a couple on the party bus but there was this like lull of
about an hour and a half we were waiting for the ceremony to start we were waiting for the bridesmaids and the bride
because they were up taking pictures up in the in the yard up in a barn somewhere and we're standing
around like what do we do what are we doing yeah so like i kind of sobered up a little bit i wasn't
drunk at that point i think but then yeah after the reception they had this like uh they had this
cool like old milk truck with like taps built into the side of it so that's cool lagunitas all day
had a cup of
vodka red bulls you know when did you become greg gory start mixing all your alcohol together yes
did you have any responsibilities i did not in okay good i was in the wedding party and it was
the best part of the wedding party my responsibility was hey walk my sister down to the altar and walk
her back up cool i can handle that drunk or sober oh yeah so you get to go to the i got to go to the
you know you know and that was a big thing.
It was like, Eric, make sure you're standing up straight at the altar.
So, I mean, I did fine, though.
I did fine standing up straight.
I was definitely not the headache during the wedding.
That's for sure.
When you were doing that, I went to Complex Con in Long Beach, California.
That was super fun.
It's basically like, you know, fashion, music, food. I saw some things there that I think that Bort would like,
maybe Heavy T would like.
Cool Lego stuff.
They had T.O.P.S. trading cards.
I sent you something with the Braves.
Yeah, it was like this vintage.
It was new, but it was like the vintage-style monster MLB trading cards,
which I haven't seen since the 80s.
So they take star players, and they make them into like grotesque, weird, like Ghostbuster
style monsters.
It looked really sick.
It was really cool.
I ran into Lil Yachty.
Okay.
I was face to face with Lil Yachty.
Lil Yachty.
We bumped into each other.
Shout out.
You still have red hair?
You still have red hair?
No, he did not have red hair at the time.
I saw the All Gas No Brakes guy.
I don't know if you guys google that he now
changed his name to channel 5 news i believe but okay just google he's he's like internet famous
man on the streets kind of crazy interviews yeah he was there doing interviews it was a really good
time i enjoyed it a lot i was more excited that the toki doki company was there shout out to toki
doki toki doki button was off all that happened but what's going to be happening
and i want to know if you're excited yes or no i believe this has happened before you know i
haven't lived in this area forever maybe this is an every year thing and i didn't know but
the ice game rink at dodger stadium all in in, all out? Oh, I'm all in, 110%. Now, has this happened before?
Well, not at Dodger Stadium.
They did an outdoor ice hockey
game at Dodger Stadium where the Ducks and the
Kings played each other. But not an ice skating rink?
No, they've done the outdoor ice skating rink
at LA Live
outside of Staples Center and Nokia Theater
for a long time. They've done that for probably the last
10 years or so, but this is the first year they're doing it at Dodger Stadium.
Because when I Googled it, something popped up 2018.
Maybe they were initially going to do it in 2018.
Yeah, well, they've done the LA Kings ice for a long time.
And that's the outdoor stuff.
Outdoor rinks have really popped up in SoCal.
They do one at Topanga Mall out in the Valley now.
I'm just literally in a parking lot somewhere.
So they figured out, hey, it gets cold enough five days out of the year now how excited did you
get when this got announced oh i've already bookmarked a day to go i'm looking into tickets
i'm pumped tickets are actually pretty cheap tickets start at 16 bucks short session in the
short session it's only like 30 minutes usually when you buy tickets to like figure figure skating
or like public skating sessions it's pretty long hours sometimes
but you know they're probably maximizing their revenue by shipping people out every 30 minutes
i wonder if you get buy it and then take a break get something to eat and then go back for another
session no you probably have to buy tickets to get into the second session which yeah now we already
know that eric has played hockey his entire life right you know you played he was on hockey teams
played hockey yes which one of the three of us, he was on hockey teams, played hockey.
Yes.
Which one of the three of us, though,
is the next best ice skater amongst us?
I did a lot of ice skating as a kid,
so maybe me.
I don't know your ice skating background.
I don't even know if Tyler's ever been on the ice in his life.
I haven't been on the ice before. I haven't been to a Red Lobster.
He taught crap to me one time in Tailgater podcast. He was like,
oh yeah, I'd like to catch you on the ice. I'm like, Tyler, you know
I've played hockey my entire life, right?
Did I do this? Oh, jeez.
It's like, I know you've got some weight on me, you've got some LBs
on me, and there will be a little bit of that.
A little pushback? There's a, you know,
I know how to skate, and you don't.
You know, Tyler's
defense, though. Oh my god, I'm defending Tyler.
Oh my god. Hell, I'm freezing over. Randy would hype him up to the point to say something like that and randy would probably
better than you eric's the best and he's like i can see you guys on the ice yeah tyler thinks
he's the best at literally every sport in the world yeah and he's terrible and i've seen him
underhand beanbags for for cornhole and it's just that alone you have a cricket arm yes i i'm aware i'm aware but look
this crooked arm still throws hands i on the ice oh my god see exactly all right but brett what's
your ice skating background i went ice skating twice but during the first session like i used
a little guardrail thing you know the little trainer thing the grandma water right and then
about 20 minutes and i got rid of it and I was like a natural at it.
Oh man.
I just kept going.
Yeah.
I, uh, I grew up right next to the practice facility for the San Jose Sharks.
Okay.
So I had access to ice skating.
You went to Fairmont?
Uh, no.
Originally in Redwood City.
This is before they had.
Oh, way back.
Okay.
This is way, way back.
This is before they even had an arena.
They would practice right by like two blocks from my house.
So I would go.
I knocked myself out.
I've shared that a billion times in Montana, ice skating on a lake.
Have you been ice skating on a lake before?
No, I'm sad.
Why?
Because you literally don't know how to ice skate and you've skated on an outdoor lake.
I know how to ice skate.
I haven't.
I'm just talking about when I was a little kid.
I've played hockey my entire life.
It's been my dream.
I guess I played on the outdoor rink at Topanga.
Wait, you went to Topanga Mall.
You want to be like little kid coach Bob Bay?
Dude, I've never played on a lake or a pond or anything.
You've never even ice skated on a lake?
No.
I live in California.
Dude, what the hell do you think?
You have access to planes?
I know.
Jeez.
What do we have?
That's sad.
That's like my dream, dude.
This is called outdoor rink season, ODR season.
And I follow a bunch of these ice hockey accounts.
And he's like, you got Montana, Minnesota, all the northern states, North Dakota.
And these guys have ice rinks in their backyard.
It's like, you know how you have pools, like dope ass pools?
These guys get like little mini Zambonis in their backyard.
And I'm sitting here.
I'm like, well, I'm wearing a tank top in December.
So this ain't going to happen out here.
It's like 90 degrees right now this week.
What do we have?
The old LA Kings trading facility of Van Nuys.
That's what we have to go ice out.
Shout out to Vic.
What's up?
Hell yeah.
I'm just saying,
Wisconsin's pretty cold this time of year.
If you want to catch a flight,
catch a package game.
I mean, it's cool that they got
the outdoor ring stuff in SoCal.
They pretty much figured that out,
that whole cooling system.
It could survive. For it to last. Yeah, that whole cooling system. It could survive.
For it to last.
Yeah, it could survive a 70 sunny in December.
Maybe they figured out how Starbucks does their ice.
Because I swear to God, dude, it'll be 100 degrees outside.
And it's lasted.
And I'll leave my coffee in the car.
Yeah.
And I come back, ice is still there.
They probably hit up Starbucks and figured out how to put the ice on the rink.
But if you want to go to Dodger Stadium, it's happening from November 26th through December 31st.
So get your tickets.
You have to buy tickets in advance if you want to go.
But again, pretty cheap.
Start at $16.
I do want to do a life check-in with Tyler.
We don't get to see Tyler on a daily basis, unfortunately.
This is true.
For Eric and for Brett.
I'm not going to lie.
I'm sure Eric's happy.
I would trade Tyler being here for some other people that are here.
I'm just saying it to that degree.
That's fair, and we'll leave it at that.
I want to ask you, Tyler, because you posted the other day, back at Lids.
Were you gone from Lids?
Yeah.
What happened?
I mean, were you just too busy when you went to the World Series
that you had to take some time off?
What is going on in Tyler's life?
For October, I was off.
I told Lids, like, hey, look, I'm going to be straight up with you.
I can't come in as long as the Astros are in the playoffs
just because I'm going to be too busy working on that stuff.
Blowing off Mets' birthday and Lids.
Damn.
Okay, well, I didn't blow it off i was just you
know preoccupied and it's your stitching game off now on the hats are you stitching all around the
brim stitching game is still strong dude don't even worry it's like a but so now that that first
whole week of october i was back in california visiting you guys visiting family i was in that
wedding and then everything after right after i
came back two days later i was at the alcs which was astros red socks a week and a half after that
the world series started that lasted a little bit so it ended a couple days before october ended
but that's that's just my life dude it's constantly working when i'm not yeah when i'm
not working at lids i'm working at the station when i'm not at the station i'm at lids okay i'm not doing you told us i'm sleeping or podcasting you told us
months and months ago that your lease would be up in november and you would potentially move how's
that going so i've decided um the bug problem has actually been almost non-existent since i took
care of it months ago.
Yeah.
I mean, once in a while, you still see one, but I mean, it's Texas.
There's a ton of wildlife out here.
Once in a while, it's too much.
What the hell?
When did roaches become wildlife?
What the hell is a bug, dog?
I'm just saying.
They got six legs.
Like, okay, a mouse is wildlife.
Okay, a squirrel is wildlife.
I saw a peacock down the street from my apartment.
Oh, so a peacock and a roach are the same thing.
Wildlife, bro.
Wildlife.
Anyways, so...
Guys, I got a caterpillar as a pet.
It's wildlife.
There were frogs hopping up on my porch.
Yeah, and you wouldn't keep them because you're like,
why would I keep them?
Ugh, disgusting.
But the roaches, I'll keep those.
No, I never said I would keep them.
I don't house them as pets, Brett.
You know this.
Anyways, yeah, so I've just been super busy.
I decided I'm not going to move at least right away.
My thinking is that just-
So do you sign a new lease or are you going month to month?
I think I'm going to be signing a new lease for six months.
I actually have to go into the office tomorrow to do it.
Hey, at least they lock in his rent for six months.
I know.
Yeah, like I'm not trying to get, you know.
Yeah, don't do more than six months.
Didn't you come home to a leaking roof like a month ago?
Yeah, wasn't your whole place flooded?
Good point, Eric.
It was not the whole place flooded.
It was the floor that was leaking it wasn't
the roof there's so many awesome places in texas that you could live you have this is three jobs
you should be able to pull this off yeah you could sleep at the station yeah sleep on the station for
a while save a couple bucks get an rv i'm just kidding but the uh if you just go to i don't know
zillow apartments.com I'm sure you can find
something to get into
oh
I'll tell you what
I'll look it up
you're being lazy
no
I'm not being
oh okay
Eric
I feel that
I'm at the same point
honestly
because my lease is
up in March
something like that
already
I feel like
you just moved
to that place
I figure it was
Tyler moving to Texas
Randy moving to
where the hell he lives now, and
then me the month after Randy within a span of, what, four months.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, so I'm up in March.
Dude, I thought you moved in July.
I didn't realize you moved almost a year ago.
No, dude.
I think March, yeah.
This is going to blow my mind.
Yeah, because it was right at the beginning, right before one of my friend's birthdays,
because I remember I was moving the week of his birthday, and that was the beginning of
Wow, time is flying, dude.
Dude, if that blows your mind, Eric's been here three years now.
Three years, 18th of this month.
What the F is going on, dude?
Yeah, three years on the 18th.
Wow.
Which feels like yesterday.
Dude, that COVID year kind of warped all the concept of time, man.
I would say like two years max.
Yeah, no, the 18th, three years.
Wow. Three years, five years 18th, three years. Wow.
Three years, five years for me, and Tyler made it.
Tyler's had a year already.
For Houston, too.
What?
I had a year in about three weeks.
I started December 1st of last year.
It's already November 11th.
Dude.
Space and time, bro.
It opens up our minds.
The closest we get to the eyes of God.
What?
Say one thing to me? One thing to me.
One thing to me.
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You guys want to get into some food news?
Hell yeah.
All right, here we go.
First food news.
Taco Bell debuts a new double steak grilled cheese burrito.
All in, all out.
Yes.
Yeah, I'll probably try it.
I go through phases with their steak.
I really like their steak quesadillas.
But they've gotten smaller recently.
They put them in a different bag
and fold it over.
It's kind of annoying.
I like the double meat option
because I always do that at Chipotle.
When I get a bowl,
I want double meat.
I don't do it on the burritos,
but double meat on those bowls.
I'll do it without the meat.
It still sounds delicious.
I just want the cheese. Oh, double cheese burrito. Double meat, whole bowls. I'll do it without the meat. It still sounds delicious. I just want the cheese.
Oh, double cheese burrito.
Double meat, whole meat.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, now check this out.
NBA player Klay Thompson has linked up with Uber Eats and Shake Shack
to come up with the Klay-Trey combo meal consisting of the chicken stack,
crinkle fries, and a chocolate shake.
Doesn't seem too off the wall.
Crazy, right?
I know.
Is it just a thing because he's making it accessible through, what was it?
Uber Eats?
Yeah, Uber Eats, Shake Shack.
Yeah, it doesn't seem like anything off the wall that's unique.
Cool, he made the most basic bitch meal there is.
Oh, damn.
Dang, Clay Hater. I'm still all in, though though i just don't see what's so special about it oh yeah it sounds like you
get like any like number two combo you gotta throw like fries on the burger or something
something crazy fries the shake anything all right it's as crazy as these jay balvin travis
scott meals that they don't say yeah i'm He's currently banned. Yeah, we'll talk about it.
No problem. Oh, that's what I...
You know, Tyler, you know I called you the other day,
and then, of course, you didn't pick up the phone,
and then you texted...
Why was that at work?
I didn't even see it called,
but I was like, what'd he call for?
Then he texted me, like, two days later,
and you're like, hey, you called me?
I go, yeah, but I don't remember why.
But now you just triggered my brain.
I did want to ask you about the Travis Scott stuff in Houston.
Ah, yeah.
That's why I was calling you because I want to know because, you know, it's national news
everywhere, but locally, is that what's on the news 24 seven when you're in Houston?
The people here in Houston, obviously where Travis Scott's from, they're ripping into
him.
Like they are so pissed that basically this dude is representing the city
and then he comes back and then this is what goes on.
People are just fed up with them.
From what I'm seeing on my Twitter, they're basically saying,
this dude's a sellout.
We don't accept him as a Houstonian anymore.
They were talking.
I read something about how he's super plugged in with the local officials
and his mom does all his charity work.
Because he's always shouted out Houston.
So it's a bad situation all around.
I don't really want to get into it too much.
I want to talk about happy stuff.
Justin Bieber and Tim Hortons, which I've heard of Tim Hortons.
Timmy Ho's.
Never been to one.
And they debuted the Tim Biebs mini donuts.
Apparently there's 550 locations in the U.S. for Tim Hortons.
Tim Hortons is very regional.
It's like northeast.
It's huge in Buffalo when I was out there.
It's huge in Buffalo.
It's even bigger in Canada.
It's like bigger than Starbucks in Canada. It's from Canada, I believe.
It's really big in the northeast.
It's like a Dunkin' kind of hybrid area.
There's areas where Tim like it's like a dunkin kind of hybrid area it's like
there's areas where timmy timmy hoes is is huge and it's really really big in canada which is
makes sense because beaver's canadian yeah google just sent me to canada yeah i know because it
says click on u.s locations yeah there's not many times and i couldn't find it not many there's none
on the west coast i'm almost certain like we're barely getting pretty sure there's over here
there's not one in texas either from what i could tell i want a mini donut i went to timmy ho's in buffalo oh damn what
toronto and the canada is like five minutes away anyone want to go visit my sister in michigan
because there's a bunch of michigan oh hell yeah right on the border of the canada let's go all
right other food news rb's announced we talked about this on the Woody Show, Arby announces its new Curly Fry and Crinkle Fry vodka.
All in, all out. No, man.
I need that sad horn.
No way. No. I'm not in college
anymore. I'm past my novelty vodka
days, dude. I don't need whipped cream vodka.
I don't need lemon vodka. I don't need
sweet vodka. Just give me some damn vodka.
Good old Russian vodka.
Don't even give him vodka.
Give me some, you know,
I don't need any kind of gimmicks with my vodka anymore.
Now, Bore, I guess apparently that's the only news for you
because I'm sure that's vegan at least.
I mean, it is, right?
It's made from potatoes or something, right?
Yeah, I'm sure.
So what, it's going to taste like French fries?
I don't know.
I'm willing to do a shot of it.
I mean, yeah, but yeah but guys can we just get
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Oh, I didn't get a chance to prep you guys for this question, which I wanted to do.
But if you can think about it as I respond to it, I go, what is your latest addiction?
So your latest addiction might be an instagram account that you
follow a food that you're eating some hobby that you're into what is something that you're super
into right now and i put down for my latest addiction is work setup addicts it's on facebook
and it all it is it's just photos of people showing their home set up like their home
studio or their home desk set up and it's just workspace addicts you're homeowner menace now
dude dude homeowner menace is a completely different person than the menace of a few weeks
ago it's very tired it's just always projects you are preoccupied you're very preoccupied we
asked you yesterday like hey, how many more projects?
They're not stopping.
They're everywhere.
Non-stop projects.
So yeah, because I got to get the home studio together so I can record some commercials
at the house.
It doesn't sound right.
So I got to fix that.
So that's what I'm addicted to.
I also have another addiction.
It's called Hawaiian barbecue.
Can't stop thinking about it.
Can't stop wanting it. can't stop wanting it can't
stop buying it a hawaiian barbecue oh no like the oh no one yeah i go to the i think it's called
oh no oh no oh no something like that i don't know yeah i just buy it i love it i'm addicted to it
got some good macaroni salad oh hell yeah you have any current addictions um well in order to
maintain my weight let's do the food one first so in order to maintain my weight, let's do the food one first.
So in order to maintain my weight, I've figured out the proper diet for me.
Wait till you hear this.
It is called the pizza diet.
Oh, yeah.
I support it.
And it works because I'm not gaining weight.
I reduced my weight and now I'm maintaining at my current 180-ish weight.
Love it.
I have, when I get home every day, I have a mini deep dish Red Baron pizza. Oh, hell yeah. Every day. And I'm doing good, guys. Love it. I have, when I get home every day, I have a mini deep dish Red Baron pizza.
Oh, hell yeah.
Every day.
And I'm doing good, guys.
Love it.
I'm doing good.
Shout out to the Italians.
It's the carbs I need to get through.
It's not too big, but it's very dense and stuff, you know?
So it's just enough to kind of get you through.
It's only like three something, 400 calories.
Not that bad.
Love it.
It's pretty good.
Love it.
Right?
My other addiction,'m guys you guys
know i've been in a weird headspace lately i'm not really finding joy in a lot of things some
things make me angry all day the only thing that's really entertaining me and giving me happiness is
comic books again so i'm reading i'm trying to read at least a graphic novel or a comic
every three days if more that's great but so i'm trying
to post on my instagram at saint port by the way you can see it there daily i'll post what book
i'm reading so i'm just trying to dive into books because it's a great escape and it just gets puts
me in a complete different world and just having fun that's awesome yeah so try to read that's
weird too yeah reading and pizza diet. Heck yeah. Love it.
Eric?
I have a game I'm playing on my phone literally for hours a day.
I go home, and I sit, and I have lunch, and Leanne's not home.
My fiance's not home.
So I sit, and before I start working on the stuff for the show the next day,
I'll sit and play this game.
It's called Ultimate Golf on my phone.
Dude, dude.
I know that game.
And it's fun.
I mean, it's really good.
I mean, and there's just i could
literally sit there play head-to-head golf matches with people and you're playing with tyler it's i
probably could if i linked up to facebook but i don't you know i don't want people to know i'm
not addicted to it so but yeah it's just simple like you know like time it and with the little
arrow and you you know pull it back to shoot harder and i sit there and i play and i'm actually
kind of i'm at the point where i'm like following my ranking sitting there cussing i'm like son of
a you know f and a and my fiancee's like are you okay and i'm i just i just I'm at the point where I'm like following my ranking, sitting there cussing. I'm like, son of a,
you know,
F and A.
And my fiance's like,
are you okay?
And I'm like,
I just,
I just effing bogeyed this hole.
And I'm like,
dude,
I'm pretty addicted to it right now.
If I,
if you could break it down per like app,
I'm sure you could.
I kept putting on
godly amount of time in this game.
Oh yeah,
you can.
Okay.
It'll tell you.
What are you spending
your most screen time on?
Let's see here.
I'll pull it up.
Does that explain why
sometimes you look very
agitated in here?
No, no.
That's just because I'm here at work.
It's usually like three in the morning.
High five, buddy.
Yeah, that's both of us.
It's probably because I'm not playing that game at work.
I'm probably less agitated.
That's an addiction.
I'll let you look that up.
Tyler, do you have any current addictions?
I have two.
So one of them, I decided on my current Xboxbox that i'm gonna go back through all the old
games i downloaded and just never touched and one of those is the wolfenstein series and i've been
flying oh my god dude it's so good oh dude i'm such a nerd when it comes to like alternate history
and like what could have happened.
Yeah.
Shout out to this great YouTube channel.
It's alternate history hub.
I love that thing.
That's what really got into it.
Got me into it.
And then, you know, Wolfenstein is based on like if the Nazis ended up winning, you know, World War Two and you have to fight your way through this Nazi ridden world.
And well, that's great.
Yeah.
There's four Xbox one games that came out for it.
I'm currently on game three of four.
I've been playing them for about a week.
And the reason I've been blazing through them,
I'm not going to lie, I play it on easy mode
because I don't have the time nor the stress
to be working on this thing.
Pussy.
So, hey, hey, hey, maybe I'll go back to it eventually.
Hey, yeah, your grandparents are great grandparents
to not fight the Nazis on easy, okay? Yeah, for'll maybe I'll go back to it eventually. So yeah, your grandparents are great. Grandparents did not fight the Nazis on easy.
Okay.
Yeah.
Shout out to all the veterans on Veterans Day, man.
There we go.
Yeah.
Thank you for everything.
So there's that.
But the other thing.
So I recently I was looking through HBO Max.
I was trying to find a movie I hadn't seen and I pulled up on this movie.
I was like, oh, I've never seen rounders.
I kind of want to watch that because another thing I'm a sucker for is anything that has
to do with poker or blackjack in a movie.
Like I love that kind of stuff, right?
So I'm watching the movie and it hit me.
I started getting the poker itch again.
Oh, and so I downloaded World Series of Poker on my phone.
At least you're not like MyBookie and spending real money
on some offshore crap.
No, no. Won't do that.
I downloaded World Series of Poker on my phone,
unless you pay for it, which I don't.
Use basically all the money you earn
in-game. I'm up to $25 million
in chips.
I'm up to $2 million coins on Ultimate Golf,
man.
What up? I pulled up to two million coins on Ultimate Golf, man. What up?
Yeah, there you go.
I pulled up my app screen time.
So this is from Sunday to today
and I haven't touched it today.
Okay.
Five hours of play time.
Oh, my God.
On Tuesday,
I spent two hours
playing this game
on Tuesday alone.
Jeez.
I got to give you
more work to do.
Yeah.
That's my happy time
between work at home.
Oh, my God, dude.
This movie Tyler just mentioned the rounders 1998.
I know this poster.
It was everywhere.
It was with Matt Damon and Edward Norton,
Matt Damon,
Edward Norton,
and then underrated actor,
John Malkovich.
Love that dude.
It's such a good movie.
And I love,
like I said,
I love movies that have to do with either Vegas,
poker or gambling.
So, uh, oceans, 11, ocean, 13, love those movies. I love the I said, I love movies that have to do with either Vegas, poker or gambling.
So Oceans 11 Ocean 13 love those movies.
I love the movie 21 Vegas vacation.
Great movie rounders.
Great movie Casino Royale, which has to do with poker for a big part of the plot.
Terrible movie.
Great movie.
Oh wow.
Okay, horrible.
I loved it.
Possibly one of the worst Bond films ever.
Well, there it is.
Okay, anyways, no, but like I
just love that stuff and it's crazy
too because I'm thinking if I had
absolute money to burn, I would totally
answer. I would totally enter the World Series of Poker
and just try it out.
Do it when yeah, when
that stuff comes on ESPN or even
this morning, I didn't even have this
plan where he just starts seeing his poor
right.
Dude, even this morning, I walk't even have this plan. Where he just starts seeing medical questions.
Dude, even this morning, I walk into the studio and whoever
left the TV on last night,
they're showing poker this morning
from, I think, one of the
places over in Florida or whatever.
I'm just like, dude, I'm just watching it.
Tyler became a poker baller.
What did you guys
do to him when we went to Vegas, man?
Did you guys start this?
Addiction?
I don't mess with poker.
I don't do cards.
No, me neither.
I think it could just be the gambling itch because remember SportsBuddy, he was going
crazy.
He has the itch.
Dude, you're addicted.
Don't do any drugs, man.
You'll be hooked in a minute.
First one's free.
Dude, I do weed every morning.
I do the weed. I'm not saying, but the little white Christmas may in a minute. First one's free. Dude, I do weed every now and then. I do the weed.
I'm not saying, but the little white Christmas, maybe eventually.
Who knows?
Okay.
All right.
Bleep.
Okay.
Just a heads up.
Speaking about winning, there's going to be a contest,
and I think it might be live right now,
or it'll be live on Monday for sure.
So I just want to give you a heads up.
This is an awesome contest. be live right now or it'll be live on monday for sure so i just want to give you a heads up this is
an awesome contest if you go to alt 98 7 fm.com slash star wars you could win a trip for four
to star wars galactic star cruiser at walt disney world a two stay. Now, if you don't know what this is,
it's that hotel, that Star Wars hotel that they built
where you're submerged.
Am I using the right word?
Yeah, emerged.
Immersed.
Immersed.
You're immersed.
There we got it.
You know, four people here.
We got it.
I was going to let it fly by.
I was like, yeah, that sounds right.
Notice how I didn't chime in because words are not responsive.
English is hard.
In the world of Star Wars, you could win this ultimate trip.
So make sure you go to alt987fm.com slash Star Wars
and make sure you enter to win because that is pretty badass.
That's a really, really cool thing.
Look, if I can enter to win, I would.
This is amazing.
You get to hang out with everything in the Star Wars world and universe.
Everything.
It's sports dream.
Yeah.
Sports dream.
Yeah.
Why can't I win?
Also, another contest that you need a heads up on.
Now, this is something that we've been doing on the air, but not a lot of people know that
it is also available online is the rent relief.
So if you go to alt987fm.com slash rent relief you can enter
to win for us to pay your rent or mortgage up to three thousand dollars i remember like if i could
just get one month ahead i'd be freaking golden man my god you have no idea every now and then i
would get like a um a you don't got to pay this month on my like my one of my personal loans i
had out for school uh-huh and i mean it's not even like you don't get you have to pay it just i don't gotta pay this month on my one of my personal loans that I had out for school.
Uh huh.
And I mean it's not even
like you don't get
you just don't have to pay
it just I don't have to
pay this month.
I would still look for
like a $400 just where
I don't have to do it
for a month.
Dude hell yeah.
Imagine rent.
There's some steep ass
rent in California.
Yeah.
If I could skip
one month of rent
my debt would literally
be chopped in a third.
Like it would be gone.
Think of all the graphic
novels you could buy.
Oh my god. So many. And I found some good stores that sell debt would literally be chopped in a third. Like, you'd be gone. Think of all the graphic novels you could buy. Oh, my God!
Oh, so many.
And I found some good stores that sell for half price.
So make the effort.
Go online and enter those contests.
It is live.
It is live.
And then the Star Wars one is also live.
All right, cool.
So get up on that.
Also, shout out to our friends at DC Shoes.
They have the new Black Sabbath collab.
I'm going to put up a contest on our Instagram,
at what's new pod on Instagram for you to enter to win.
Just go to at what's new pod and enter to win
a Black Sabbath DC shoe collab collection.
It's badass.
What the hell, man?
This is like all the stuff that Bort wishes he could win
and he can't.
He can't
he can't win free rent Star Wars immersive trip and uh oh yeah by the way Black Sabbath stuff
hell yeah dangling the carrot yep sorry Bort yeah what's next lifetime supply of vegan food what
the hell just so he'll be eligible for all these contests coming soon liquid death water anything
all right guys well we're gonna wrap this up because we have a
huge week next week. We're going to be in Philadelphia.
If you happen to listen to this and you
are near Philadelphia or if you just
want to get on a plane, the whole Woody Show
crew, we're going to be with
Walk the Moon in Philadelphia
next Thursday doing a show.
You can get all the details. Go to
PartyWithWoody.com. That's
PartyWithWoody.com. Also on PartyWithWoody.com. Also,
on Friday night, we're going to be hanging
out at a brewery. A brewery?
A brewery? A brewery?
You can emerge yourself in a brewery.
There you go. Close enough.
Get all the details. Again, go to
PartyWithWoody.com.
So we've got to prepare for all that kind of stuff because
it's got to be a bunch
of places at one time.
Should be an easy week for you.
Yeah, no problem.
Not exhausting at all.
Added all the house stuff.
Before we go, listen to the Bortcast.
Go to thebortcast.com.
That's thebortcast.com.
Bort, you have anything to say about the Bortcast?
Yeah, a brand new episode is out with Tiffany of Comic Realm Podcast and now SpinPop Podcast.
And it is literally
everything all about
comics. It's about comic book books.
It's about comic book movies. It's about everything.
If you're feeling a burnout from comic book movies, we have an
opinion. Females in comics, we
have an opinion. Everything. All comics.
Go there. Check that out.
Also, check out
also, check out the
Joe Coy Podcast. Just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com.
That's J-O-K-O-Y.com.
Listen to the Nerd Now podcast with Ravy, Cameron, and Randy, apparently.
Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com.
Also, listen to the Sex with Emily podcast.
I was just on an episode.
Go to sexwithemily.com.
Check out our friends Matt and kim wherever they're touring
just go to mattandkim.com follow them on tiktok at matt and kim because they're super funny check
out the friday hour with myself and ravey again hit up two bit circus december 3rd 7 p.m go to
fridayhour.com that's fridayhour.com make sure you hang out with us and listen to the mothership.
Oh, and what's going on with Tailgater Sports?
Are you guys podcasting?
What's up with that?
I don't know, man.
I think it's on its last leg.
We're keeping it up on Instagram.
So you're going to become an Instagram only?
I need to talk to you.
I think I might do this,
talk to you over the break
and try to figure out a component
to utilize IG lives maybe or something.
We just can't get together with Randy.
The scheduling is not doable.
I think the initial idea that when we all started talking about
Tailgater Sports was a small component of it was going to be the podcast,
but everything else was kind of just going to be event-based.
And then the pandemic hit.
Yeah, and that's the thing too.
It's like we can – every one of us is in a different city, to be event based and that's you know and then the pandemic hit yeah and that's the thing too it's like we can you know us every one of us is in a different i mean different city to be
entirely honest i don't see randy at all anymore because we don't work together tyler's in a whole
other state so you know so i mean but you guys are still around sports all the time you can grab
content from wherever you're at and we do post it online tyler's still on it he's still posting like
crazy on the social so like we still jump in the comments people still talk trash to tyler about his astros and stuff so i mean i think we're going to try to figure out a
way to to really streamline it through there and i know people are like well what's going on what's
going on it's it's just you know i think yeah you should focus more on the ig we can all sit in front
of a phone and talk about something for a minute or you know jump on a live on a sunday after the
games or something yeah it's just a matter of
doing it at this point. I think that's a good idea.
At tailgatersports on Instagram.
It's not that it's on its last leg. It's evolving
to something else. It's a
phoenix rising from the ashes.
Like a Pokemon just evolving into another
form. I'll give up that.
I'm not going to bash the Pokemon.
I got a Pokemon Funko advent calendar
yesterday, so I'm not going to trash Pokemon.. I got a Pokemon Funko advent calendar yesterday, so I'm not going to trash Pokemon.
That's a good analogy.
Hell yeah.
All right.
At Tailgater Sports on Instagram.
Oh, since we're just chatting it up,
your mom.
I thought your mom gave me something for my birthday.
I never got it.
Wow.
No, it's in my fiance's car, dude.
So here's the problem.
Wow, somebody's trying to snake my birthday present.
There's a lot of stuff I miss from your birthday party.
Apparently this too.
In my fiance's car is your present from my mom.
And it's just, it's in her car.
I want to shout out her blankets because it is the holiday.
And I'm telling you, the best blankets in the freaking world.
I love them.
I sleep with them every day.
Hot.
Just go to blanketsbytracy.com. She spells Tracyacy t-r-a-c-e-y she's
full dude she's making blankets every i call her it's like i was what you do this morning no i made
a blanket she makes a blanket drinks her coffee she has tons of sports teams up right now holiday
ones so a couple star wars ones you know oh yeah blankets by tracycom. T-R-A-C-E-Y.com.
How's Shasta's business?
You can go Shasta Jeans Boutique.
That's with two O's, by the way.
Shasta Jeans Boutique because it's spooky.
Or you can go to my Instagram at St. Bort, at Shasta333, or at the Bortcast.
And you can find the link tree.
There's a link right there.
It's doing great.
We're completely restocking on crystal ball sacks because if you guys— Who knew there was that many ball sacks out there? See, here's the thing. My wife's doing great. We're completely restocking on crystal ball sacks because if you guys-
Who knew there was that many ball sacks out there?
See, here's the thing.
My wife's a genius because she's like, nobody has these.
I'll just make them.
And now people are requesting custom sizes.
We literally sold a sack for crystal ball the size of that Chargers football helmet.
People got big balls, man.
Giant balls, and we sell giant sacks.
If you guys know someone that's into mystical things like tarot People got big balls, man. Giant balls, and we sell giant sacks. If you guys know someone
that's into mystical things
like tarot cards,
crystal balls,
you want to get them something
for the holidays,
for Christmas,
maybe you don't know
what else to get them,
or you want some spooky-style
scrunchies for Halloween-style stuff,
or some Halloween-style skirts,
all of that up at Shasta Jeans.
Spooky season don't end.
No, it never ends.
It's 365, man, year-round.
Sweet.
Go get spooky stuff.
It's the boutique. It's Shasta's boutique shipping and handling department back here during the day sometimes. Oh, dude, man, year-round. Sweet. Go get spooky stuff. It's the boutique.
It's Shasta's boutique shipping and handling department
back here during the day sometimes.
Oh, dude, literally.
I'm the support staff.
I'm the shipper.
I'm the everything.
There you go.
That's awesome.
All right.
Well, do you have anything else to say before we leave?
Tyler.
Yeah, so while we were doing this podcast,
I saw something that popped up on my phone,
and I guess this could technically be filed under tech news. I thought this was pretty cool.
So apparently Disney is negotiating with the NFL to bring NFL Sunday ticket to ESPN Plus,
which they own, which I have, which I also highly recommend because you get a ton of sports on there. I love and a ton of sports documentaries
Oh the entire ESPN 30 for 30
Vaults or whatever you want to call it collection. That's on there
It was kind of a pain to get
Yeah, I don't even know if direct TV was for everybody money from it. Yeah, I love ESPN Plus
They just signed that mega deal with NH NHL too so there's so much
hockey on there
every night.
I was watching
random ass like
Canadians versus
the Hurricanes
the other day.
I'm like,
I don't care about
any of these teams
but it's on.
I can only imagine
what the total is
and I wonder if
the Packers will be
including cheese
for Mickey.
I'm very curious.
See,
one too many things.
He had great
information.
He's good.
Hey,
but you laughed
though so that was
funny.
He could have
left there.
At you,
not with you.
Yeah.
Remember, just like
the note he put in
the package for the
Braves merch.
Astros and seven.
One extra line.
Just one extra line.
Hey, how'd those
Astros do it?
Right.
One too many lines,
literally.
All right.
Eric, anything?
I just want to shout
out Thanksgiving.
Shout out to
Thanksgiving.
Shout out Thanksgiving.
I feel like people,
even T-Mar today on
the Woody show, it's
a skipped over Halloween
it's a skipped over holiday
people go from
31st to Christmas
I love Thanksgiving
I love chilling
with family
I love eating
I love sitting
watching football all day
you get a nice little
chunk of the week off
depending on where you work
I love Thanksgiving
I'm getting
shout out on Thanksgiving
I already did my
Thanksgiving tradition
of just going to
goldbelly.com
not a sponsor
and I send everybody pies to my family I love pies I love pie season I already did my Thanksgiving tradition of just going to goldbelly.com, not a sponsor,
and I send everybody pies in my family.
I love pies.
It's pie season.
Pumpkin pie.
Yeah.
Oh, you'll love this, Tyler.
It's pies from Texas.
Pecan pies from Texas.
And they come in like a wooden box.
It's pretty cool.
Sent it to everybody, to a bunch of different houses in my family.
There you go.
That's for me.
Enjoy.
Also, Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Yes.
Shout out to the unspoken hero of the Thanksgiving season, tamales.
Ew.
Tamales season, son.
Yep.
Hell yeah.
Which I didn't hear many shouts of that on the Woody show,
so I just had to put it out there.
A lot of us love tamales.
That makes our holiday. Just eat just as many tamales
between November
and the end of the year
and then the first half of the year.
Oh, yeah.
It's a tamale factory
at Spicy Nachos Family.
Yo, if you're a true tamale connoisseur,
tamale season is like spooky season.
It never ends well.
Yeah, exactly.
Hell, yeah.
Speak on it, Tyler.
All right, guys.
We'll see you next week.
What's new?
What's new with Metis? Bye.