What's New Podcast - Event Drama, Snow Trip, Big Giveaway, Football and More

Episode Date: January 22, 2020

On this weeks Whats New Podcast with Menace we have Event Drama, Snow Trip, Big Giveaway, Football and More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I am Menace. I am joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show across the United States. He is also the host of The Bortcast. Oh yeah. Which you can get The Bortcast at TheBortcast.com.

He's assisted by eric aka nick soundwave what is up eric menace how's it going he also works for fox sports so it's good insight on sporting events with him we are also joined by tyler who is the board op for the woody show on alt 987 in los angeles and orange county what is that on of that, we have Randy, aka Don't Call Me Randman. Randy, you are a DJ yourself. What radio stations are you on? Alt-106.1 Crab Radio in Bakersfield and Alt-98.7 in Los Angeles. He also works on The Woody Show.

That's right. Now, we have an event coming up. All of us are going to be there, I hope, right? Absolutely. February 1st, we're going to be at mountain resort with dj scotty fox is gonna be brought to you by jack daniels oh yeah one the 3 p.m i know board loves that damn right one to 3 p.m february 1st big bear mountain resort out on the wood deck everybody knows where that is right like the party deck come hang out with us from 1 to 3 p.m. If you need more details, go to whatsnewpod.com and click on events. That's

whatsnewpod.com. So last week we had an event at Two Bit Circus. And if you don't know what Two Bit Circus is, you got to go look it up online right now. It's like a mini theme park inside a giant warehouse or something. It's huge. It's so sick. They have bars. They have places you can get food, old school video games, new school video games. They got a little bit of everything. Dude, it's huge. It was so sick. They have bars. They have places you can get food, old school video games, new school video games. They got a little bit of everything, man. Escape rooms. Pinball machines. It is so much fun.

So our event was packed. Thank you to everybody that came out. Check out some photos at What's New Pod on Instagram. That's at What's New Pod on Instagram. So everybody in this room went there. We had Brett. We had Tyler. We we had Randy we had Nick Soundwave and I was riding with Ravy and Cameron because it was like a nerd now it's what's new podcast a mashup of people that came out right and so I was rolling with them Randy apparently drove a couple people and there was some drama

so we want to clear the air with the drama what happened here what do they call this on Seinfeld the Festivus the clearing of the grievances the festival of grievances airing of grievances now Nick Soundwave didn't tell me

what happened so I heard there was just a beat Randy drove people there and tell me what happened. So I heard there was just a beep. Be specific. You've just been hearing a shouting out there. Randy drove people there. Okay. Be specific. So, you know, the funny part was that Menace has rode with Randy before, and when I asked Menace a couple times, hey, when are you going?

He really didn't say anything, and I thought, man, Menace really doesn't want to ride with Randy. Good call. So what do you want? Do you want how he Randied on the way there or randied on the way back okay now if you listen to this podcast a couple episodes we talk about randy's driving yeah either he's driving and he's tailgating too close right or that happened the other time anytime he's not driving he's acting like he's dying because he's like car sick right and he's dying because he's like carsick and he's gonna puke. He's gonna be ill carsick.

Tummy rumbles. So what happened this time? So on the way there, to sum it up real fast then we'll get to the bigger drama. On the way there, Randy did a couple times and the first thing he did was bumper to bumper traffic. So there's tailgating, there's hard stopping.

All of a sudden, Randy's either not paying attention or something. We start going to the left and we almost sideswipe with a car. How is that my fault? Eric almost threw a monster at the guy because he drove into my lane without a blinker. That was after though, but still

we almost got sideswiped. How is that my fault? You should be paying attention. Did you not say you were paying attention to another car? You said, oh, man, maybe I shouldn't pay attention to that. What are you talking about? That car almost sideswiped me. That car was all bruised up and battered, and my car's clean.

Anyways, so we thought, okay, this is the worst. If that matters. Well, obviously, I don't have a bad track record. This is the worst it's going to get, right? Yeah, yeah. Until we're almost there. And I'm texting with you. I said, Menace, we're almost there. Yeah, because we're staying at a parking spot. track record i'm not getting the worst yeah this is the worst it's gonna get right yeah yeah until we're almost there and i'm texting with you i said menace we're almost there parking spot the place is packed there's no parking right yeah you luckily saved us a spot so we're on there i'm like okay cool 15 minutes we'll be there we get off the highway and randy says hey which way is the highway

what are you talking about well there's a street and there's a highway. And I said, well, the highway's on the right. Wait, wait, which way is the highway? And me and Eric are like, dude, right. Yeah. Eric even said that the whole layout was confusing and dumb. Right. I'm sure you had a great view from the backseat, Brad. Did you say, hey, I need to go on the street.

Yeah. That's what you said. What is up with you and deflecting, mother effer? I swear swear to god you said which way is the freeway and we said there's the freeway because we have code blues and code orange defcon 7 okay there you go randy randy'd our way there okay so we had a plan my god we are going to leave at a certain time yeah okay eric and Eric and Randy had a discussion of, hey, we're going to dip a little early. We're going to leave about, what was it? Maybe 8?

The original plan was like around 8 o'clock. But we had, we were in line to play the VR game with Raveen, Cameron, me, and you. And Randy actually was in line to play it at 8. So we're like, okay, we'll push it back a little bit. We'll push our departure back a couple minutes. Like 8.30. Yeah. 8.30.'re like, okay, we'll push it back a little bit. We'll push our departure back a couple minutes. Like 8.30. Yeah. 8.30. Okay. No big deal. So we get

at 8.30. We can't find Randy. Can't find him. Don't see him anywhere. Alright. That was the meeting time, right? Yeah. Okay. So we don't see him. Alright. And they had already made this discussion. They made this plan. I'm like, okay, cool. I'm rolling with you guys. So we start hanging out. We're talking to listeners and stuff. All of a sudden, hey, dude, where's

Randy? Randy walks up out of nowhere to Eric only. He says, hey, man, so we're going to go get pizza right after this. It's not around the corner. It's not like 9 o'clock. I had run it to Eric. Eric doesn't remember this, but I ran it by him right before he ran to the restroom. We were about to play air

hockey with the few listeners, and I told him, do you want to get pizza after this? It'll be fast. What time was that at? 8.30? 8.20? I would like to interject here, because I ran into Eric on my way to the bathroom, and you were nowhere to be seen. Yeah, because I don't hold his wiener when he pees.

Okay, there it is. He's a grown man. So, okay. So, initially, I might have been down for the pizza plan. You know what? A couple beers. Pizza sounds probably pretty good. At 8.30. Yes.

Keep in mind, there's pizza in the place. It's now we finally get Randy. We finally wrangle him up and we're finally getting to the parking lot. It's now like 9.30. 9.30? 9.45 and he's like, yeah, I'm going to go get pizza. And now everybody has to get to work in a few hours. I said I was going to grab a slice.

I'm flipping out. You know me and my sleep, man. I'm like old man Grumpy Gills when I don't get my sleep. I feel you. By the way, I'm not even here. Like in the middle of this, Eric finds me. So 8.30 turned into 9.30 and the pizza still hasn't been bought? And you're still at Two Bit Circus with us.

There's no pizza yet. Well, because you guys were shouting and hollering. We're walking and the pizza still hasn't been bought. And you're still at Two Bits Circus with us. There's no pizza yet. Well, because you guys were shouting and hollering. We're walking to the pizza place. So, all of a sudden, Eric comes up to me, maybe 10 minutes before this, and says, dude, Randy wants to go get pizza. Like, dude, we gotta get home. I said, we'll go through a drive-thru. Just tell Randy we're going through the drive-thru. And all of a sudden,

Eric comes back. He's like, dude, he's going. I'm lifting home. Wow. I literally comes back. He's like, dude, he's going. I'm lifting home. Wow. He's already on his way to the pizza place. As our lift pulls in to pick us up at like 10 o'clock, Randy's just leaving, walking. Wow.

I see Randy in the background of our lift walking to go get the pizza. Yeah. It was around the corner. I was going to pick up the slice and come back. I even told the guy. Wow. I even told the corner. I was going to pick up the slice and come back. I even told the guy. Wow. I even told the guy. Here's the best part, too. Here's the best part.

It's because I went with him to go get pizza, right? Yeah, of course. So I was hungry, man. I had the privilege of driving myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I go outside, and I see him. There's the parking lot. I make a right, and I see him down the right. I said okay. He's like okay the pizza place

should be right around this corner. He looks at his phone oh my bad it's the other direction. Oh my god if I would have been there for that I probably would have punched you in the face. If you would have talked me into doing this and you would have took us the wrong way I probably would have killed you.

Thankfully it was only about a block but he walked a block in the wrong direction. So we had to walk back another quarter mile. I had all the time in the world. I would have flipped, dude. If I would have actually went with you, I would have lost. So to summarize. So you were going to leave at 8.30. Yes, to get pizza, which then turned into, okay.

So I was going to pick up the slice and we're going to dip. Dude, there was 10 changes. And I'm sober. Oh, crap. I'm like, to get pizza, which then turned into, okay. So I was just going to pick up the slice and we're going to dip. Dude, there was 10 changes and I'm sober. I'm like, what is going on? I have text messages to confirm this. Wow. Okay. And Eric is livid. So livid that Tyler thinks he's belligerently drunk. And I'm like, no,

he's just mad. So all of a sudden, screw it, we're getting in the lift. We hop in the lift to go home. Randy, if you want to go, just go. So all of a sudden, screw it. We're getting in the lift. We hop in the lift to go home. Randy, if you want to go, just go. You want to hang out with your friend? That's fine. Give us her crap out of your car. We're gone.

Let me just say that I go to bed at 8 p.m. every night. The event ended at 9. I left at 9. And what did I say in the group text to everybody? I go, hey, guys, got to get back to work tomorrow morning. What did I say? Get some rest. Get some rest.

Get out of there. Then I find out you're out until like 11 o'clock at night. What are you doing? You're killing yourself. Those guys are. Me and Eric were home by 10. I am good because I know my limits. I got two hours of sleep.

I am perfectly fine. Oh, my God. Ridiculous, but here's the sad part. You're not perfectly fine because I know my limits. I got two hours of sleep. I am perfectly fine. Oh, my God. Ridiculous. But here's the sad part. You're not perfectly fine because you got to drive. You had a whole shift today. We have a late meeting, and you have to drive 1,000 miles back home. And thank you to Monster Energy.

I am alive and well. I've done what you've done, man. I'm telling you, that ish catches up. It does catch up. We will cross that. No, but the thing is, I'm serious, man. I'm telling you that ish catches up. We will No, but the thing is it gets I'm serious man. It gets dangerous. I've been at that point where I'm 15

minutes from my house because I had to do that long ass drive every day when I got off the radio station because I got off work in the morning Tuesday. God be disciplined about your breasts and your sleep Tuesday night. Tyler Texas me at 10 PM be in the streets of downtown Los Angeles looking for pizza late at night when you've got to be at work. Which is why two of us were mad and hopped in a Lyft.

And because Eric was so mad, he accidentally ordered the wrong Lyft. On top of that, bro, I'm like, why are we in downtown? This is not going the right way. We are zigzagging through downtown late, and all of a sudden the driver just pulls off on the side we're like picking somebody up he's like yeah you picked a carpool one and i'm like oh so the girl gets in the car and i look at her and i'm just like so hey where are you going she's like oh the sfe cool where burbank great that's where we're going we want to make sure we're not going to Pasadena first. Did Randy Zode out for the last five minutes on us?

No, I was going to read something that had to do with the story. Okay. Well, Tyler texted me at 10 p.m. about something that happened like five hours prior. As I'm trying to sleep, he's like, yo, I just saw Luke Kuechly retired. That's crazy. I'm like, how did you just see that?

I've been asleep. I'm like, you woke up? I've been napping since three. It's like four hours of sleep a night catches up with you and when it does, Jesus Christ. Yeah, okay, it does, but that was also the day before and I'm fine right now. Not to throw Randy under the bus, but I have multiple text messages from him

at midnight on different nights going, man, I can't sleep. Are you awake right now? Hey, I'm going to need a wake-up call. Brett, didn't you text me late night the other day? Marijuana, guys. That's all I got to say. Let's move on. Enough crapping on Randy.

Right? No? I mean, we can keep crapping on him as much as you want. I was going to say I did know that he was on the radio this past weekend. Oh, really? He posted about it. No way.

I posted everywhere. I saw a photo of him saying, I'm on the air right now. I was like, oh, look at that. I guess it's like an ongoing joke now because people commented on one of my recent posts about how, oh, wow, look, it's the guy who's on the radio. See? I have people tune in. That's awesome uh speaking about

instagram i'm doing a one thousand dollar giveaway on instagram at menace on instagram so the company told us we need to grow our social reach a little bit more so at menace on instagram you'll see a post i'm holding up two gift cards if you go to post, make sure you just go and follow me and then just follow the instructions to enter to win that contest. And one more thing about Instagram that happened over the weekend, you can go to my Instagram again, at menace to chime in on this. So you remember back when I had my birthday month wishlist in October? Well, one of the items on the birthday month wishlist was to have an ice cream named after me at afters ice cream, which is a small chain in Southern California. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted

to call it the menaces chocolate peanut butter madness. Right. Right. Yeah. Well, one of the people that works for afters, maybe one of the founders hit me up on dm and said hey you know what if we did this what would you want in it because apparently ever since october our listeners have been relentless and they keep on bringing it up to them that's hilarious so he goes all right if we did this what would you want in it so i put it out there on my instagram at menace you'll see the ice cream post and i'll say afters yeah and i'm just asking people if you were gonna make the menace's chocolate peanut butter madness what would you put in it so i already have a bunch of people chiming in randy said that looks delicious it's not even the ice cream that's the comment that he left

so i had a question about this yeah it said okay what should be in this wouldn't it be peanut butter and chocolate uh yeah but like people have ideas like they they're like oh should be uh chocolate ice cream with nutter butter okay or they said oh it should be yeah or it should be peanut butter ice cream with chocolate bits you know one of the things that i think afters doesn't get enough attention for is the really cool shirts they put out like they do collaborations yeah their merch is dope yeah rick and morty i have they do collaborations. Yeah, their merch is dope. Yeah, Rick and Morty have a SpongeBob Afters shirt. It's dope.

They always put out really cool stuff. Yeah, if you don't know what it is, you live in other parts of the country, I'm telling you, just their merch alone that you can buy online. Check out Afters Ice Cream. It rules. But go to my Instagram, chime in, tell us what you think should be in this ice cream if it happens at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.

So we had a big event over the weekend, Alter Ego. It's a big iHeartRadio event that has to do with alternative music. That pretty much took up all of our weekend, but I did have some free time to watch some things online. And I watched that new Aaron Hernandez documentary on Netflix. Has anybody seen it yet? No. I've seen it.

Oh, man. How was it? It's crazy. It's crazy, but it's also kind of weird because I feel like I don't know. There's an ongoing conspiracy that someone's behind it because they don't really talk too much about a CTE.

It seems like it's more about a documentary regarding how he was gay and he might have killed someone for knowing he was gay. It was kind of strange because I thought they would talk more about that and then but yeah no they had a bunch of cte stuff in there too that junior seo in there and they're talking about his cte yeah all that kind of stuff i don't know i just i i feel like i feel like it's crazy though because he was so young and most of the people who die from these things they're they're

much old like junior sale was what 50 late 40s? Yeah, but it had to do with like suicide and CTE and things like that. It's crazy. The other thing that I'm binge watching with Spicy Nacho is you on Netflix. Dude, that is super creepy. It's all about being a stalker and killing people.

Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, that's messed up. As much as I like watching the true crime stuff, the serial killer stuff, and being immersed in it and learning more about it, my God, does's messed up. As much as I like watching the true crime stuff, the serial killer stuff, and being immersed in it and learning more about it, my God, does it scare me. People are just crazy.

No, it's scary because it's so realistic. Like, this could actually happen. That's what I don't like. From the snippets I've seen, he gives explanations before he does things. But honestly, when you guys were on break, because the new season came out when we were all on break, it was just Tyler and I. Tyler would not shut up about the show. He just kept telling me.

Chime in. It's so suspenseful. It's crazy. I'm watching it, and I could not turn it off. It's so creepy. It's so weird. And he loved it. He wants to be it.

But it shows how easy you can cyberstalk somebody and all kinds of stuff. I think when we were talking, he told me, he's like, this is so trippy because this is exactly how I met my girlfriend. Yeah. That's so weird. Slider, I will sue you for libel, but don't lie to me. By the way, that's baby mama, not girl. Baby mama.

I'm sorry. That's right. No. Not true. False. False report. False report. Are you guys watching anything?

Over the break and through now, I've been watching a lot of the shows I put in my queue. So I just haven't had time to. So I saw Mindhunter, which is about the FBI when they finally, like in the early 70s, mid 70s, when they started getting into the whole serial killer thing. So on the topic, you got to see actors portray these guys really accurately. And it was really trippy seeing how crazy they were. And then the other show I was watching was Sex Education. They came out with the season two. So I started season one. It's a trip, man man it's about some dude whose mom is a sex therapist

and then i guess he kind of becomes like the sex therapist of his school yeah and it's just it's really weird it's it's funny what grade is he in i don't know that's that's the weird thing though because they dressed like they're in the 80s but they also have phones from now so it's the time is all over the place that's weird yeah okay so i started binge watching this new show i saw a commercial for on netflix it's called messiah messiah yeah it's really interesting it's about this arab guy who claims to be like the second coming of jesus and now people are trying to figure out if he's real or if he's conning them it's really really trippy so is it real life or no no no it's it's fiction like it's not real yeah okay i mean

there's documentaries like that yeah yeah but it's still it's really weird if you're gonna watch it just be aware that it starts off kind of slow but around the third episode it picks up it's really good but it's it's really just like well okay that's that's there that's interesting that's on netflix right that is on netflix did you uh did you hear about what happened in brazil about how like netflix brazil put out this movie movie, this Christmas movie about Jesus, but in the movie Jesus is gay? No. What?

I think it's about how he comes back from being out in the desert and he comes to a Christmas party with his gay partner. Really? It's all over the place and you can only imagine how South American countries are taking it and all this stuff. It's wacky. I haven't seen it yet myself. It's in Portuguese. Okay.

But it's, yeah. I'm down to watch all this. Nick Soundwave, you got anything? So I've recently watched Into the Canyon on Disney+. So it's basically like a documentary about these two, well, these two filmmakers, obviously. And they go on a hike through the bottom of the Grand Canyon, 750 miles.

And it's like throughout like a full year process, this hike through the bottom of the Grand Canyon, 750 miles. And it's like a full year process, this hike through the bottom of the Grand Canyon that they do. And they kind of document how they're trying to commercialize the Grand Canyon through tourism and stuff like that. It's really crazy. And like they try it once and they totally beat themselves up. They don't make it. So then they have to retry.

And it's on foot through the entirety of the Grand Canyon. It takes over a year, 750 miles. More people have been to space than have walked the entirety of the Grand Canyon. Spicy Nacho and I, when we were going to China, we were researching the Great Wall of China to see if we would be nearby at all, which we weren't. We were looking to see,

and it had a fun fact on there, if you walked the whole length, it would take you 16 months it's that it's wild to think man it's it's insane but i can just imagine the grand canyon yeah these guys are talking yeah these guys are talking about like their trek there's weeks at a time where the only sound you'll hear is your footsteps like you're literally in the middle of nowhere it's me and this guy there's two guys guys, GoPro cameras, handhelds. And it's literally, you will hear nothing but the wilderness

and your feet for months at a time. Because there's nobody. Who's also going to be down at the bottom of the Grand Canyon? I know, nobody. And while they're there, they're documenting how there's Navajo nations trying to keep commercial industries and tourism from coming in and ruining the thing. And they document how they're trying to do this tram thing to the bottom of it. And they're like, well,

if you can't make it down there on your own trek, you maybe shouldn't even be down there and it's really interesting. Wow. Bort, what do you got? Well, you guys know I've been talking a lot

about pro wrestling lately. Yeah. So I've been watching All Elite Wrestling, AEW. It's taking up three days of my week. Nice.

I watched their YouTube series Being the Elite on Monday. All right. I watched their other YouTube show, AEW Dark. It's like all the non-televised matches from the previous week. They package it with a recap of the prior week, new

matches and stuff. And then their main show, Dynamite, is on Wednesdays on TNT. So I've been watching that with the message. She's super into it. It's taken off. Now, it was a big football weekend this past weekend. Bort, you can sit out this.

Yeah, I was going to say, I'm out. You're going to be part of it. Now, did you enjoy that I was actually watching the football game because I participated in the group chat? Were you drunk in any way? Was I drunk? I probably had three white claws and maybe smoked a little bit of weed.

Okay. That makes a lot of sense. A lot of sense. Because his responses were getting very, very sketchy after a while. Very chippy. I'm like, Menace is not, there's no way Menace is this mean to me. What mean? What do you mean?

I wasn't putting gifs in there. Gifs what? Whatever, man. Wait. Hold on. Ty, you're standing here. Chime in. You what whatever man it was it was a tough time it was guys you're standing here chime in you were part of it yes you're throwing gifs in there but as a fan of a team who has seen their team get demoralized and your friend is sending you gifts it's it's it chips away it gets under your skin a little bit so you're fighting out for the first time randy

is a green bay's packers fan and uh i just you And I have a lot of family that's 49ers fans. So I was texting with them, and then I was texting in the What's New Pod group chat. It was a little chippy. You thought I was being too harsh? No, no. I thought you were being fine. But like I said, I know how Randy feels. It's getting under his skin.

I get it. I can't help it. I couldn't help it. I'm going to keep it 100 right now. It's really hard for me not to get upset from someone who's chirping me up when I've never seen them in a single 49ers shirt or a piece of a tire. So I got a little mad, but then I was like, you know what? I mean, if there's anything I learned from like Golden State and other Bay teams, when

your Bay team is doing good, everyone roots for the Bay, I guess. And I follow Spicy Nacho's brother on Instagram. I saw he's posting stories. He's in the streets. People were going crazy. Yeah. Fireworks everywhere. Cars honking. Yeah.

That was cool. So, I mean, good for them. All right. Nick Salwaev, you're a part of this group chat. Yeah. I didn't weigh in. I know. What the hell?

I was waiting for you. Very much of what Tyler said is I've been on the other side of some of these. He was there like a few weeks ago. What the hell? I thought you were going to jump in with me. The corpse wasn't even cold yet, man. You were dancing on the grave. Dude, they had a zero.

I know, exactly. And I've been on that zero side. I at least let the game finish, I guess. But it was, yeah. Every time. Bull crap. Niners. This is almost as bad as that one time when the Atlanta Braves played the Dodgers, and Brett told us if the Braves won, he was going to come in a Braves jersey,

only because his dad was a fan of the Milwaukee Braves. I like that. I'm not saying anything, and Randy pulls me in. Okay, mister, I wear a Dodger jersey once a year when they're actually doing decent crap for that Dodgers. Maybe during when the season, I guess. I don't know. I'm just saying,

I'm just saying, no, it was during the playoffs. We didn't see you wear any season, the playoffs. It's like, it was, it was like,

it was bad. It was similar to Randy's standing there just dying. And he's looking at you dig his grave before he's dead. I have to dig my own grave, basically. Yeah, there was this gif of dabbing, like doing the worm. I saw a lineman doing a worm in the end. It's like, hey, I know, everything.

It's like a 300-pound worm going on. The final one I think he sent, I think it was a sad Packer fan trying to put on his cheese head and his cheese head kept falling off. I'm not going to lie, that one I threw my phone across the room like, I'm done with this. Wow. It really felt like Menace typed in, not even 49ers,

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I'm going to ask you one more time who is going to win at the end of the day. I'm a bitter fan, but I'm going to go ahead and say the 49ers. 49ers. I'm going to go ahead and say Kansas City. All right. Yeah. Nick Soundwave? As much as it pains me to say the Bay Area, I'll probably get another title this year.

The Yay Area. Oh, gosh. All right. Go vomit. I mean, I want the Chiefs to win because I'm a bitter bitch, and I wish the Packers were there, but the 49ers, they're just too good, man. All right. They're too good.

We're going to see. The Holmes is dope. They lost a running back. Yeah, but think about it. The Titans couldn't keep up defensively. The 49ers, they have a D-line. They have good linebackers. Their secondary is top-notch.

The whole team as a whole is good. And if they don't win this Super Bowl, they're for sure going to win one in the future. They're good, but they've had a couple bad losses. Kansas City hasn't really had a bad loss. Can they beat the team that crushed the Packers? Look, if they can figure out what the Texans were doing the first 15 minutes of their game, then they'll be good. But the thing is, I don't see

as much as I'm keen to see because we're never going to hear the effing end of it like when the Warriors got good. I do not see how the 49ers lose. I just don't. They're that good. If you're down, I will make a little wager. Well, if Randy's back in, that means they're going to lose.

Yeah. I hope they do. I hope they lose 60 to nothing. Look at every team he's backed this year. They're going to lose. I also, just recently, I got hit up to do some commercials. Now, Randy, you would be super into this and maybe Tyler. The Call of Duty League

launch. Oh, yeah. I know exactly what you're talking about. Now now a bunch of teams all over the country and overseas are starting up to be part of this league and dude it is crazy so you can watch it at call of duty league.com but they have events it's going to kick off in minnesota january 24th through the 26th and the min Minnesota arena, actually, I've been there before for a J-Lo party. Shocking. It's 9,000 people, right? Yeah.

Then they go to London. The arena that they're having this league at in London, the capacity, 66,000. Yeah, and you know what's crazy is conveniently we're right next door to the Blizzard Arena, which was the home for most of this for the longest time. But then I guess the leagues got big enough and they realized that, hey, we can just do a traveling arena. Because we have teams from Shanghai, from Atlanta and stuff, but having it only in one location is difficult for fans of other cities to come visit. So now it's a touring thing.

Now, are you a fan of any of the teams yet? I think I like the Gorillas in Los Angeles. They're a cool team. I like the color scheme. I think it's kind of funny because I feel like with cities like Los Angeles, they always have to have two teams. Yeah. So it's tough to decide, especially on something like this, but I'm going to go with the Gorillas

because I know it's LA Optic and then I know it's the LA Gorillas. Yeah. So if you want tickets to events, just go to callofduty.com i was at target the other day and i found a book that i'm gonna give to woody but i pulled some things out of the book real quick that we could do on this podcast it's called 3 000 questions about me so it's not like really about me yeah but it's just random questions which i thought would be great for like interviews or just random things that you could see on the show. We had the thing on the show.

Was it 20 questions, 21 questions? No, not ask me. Ask me. No, no. Something like that where we get to learn. It was 10 questions. Yeah. Things about each other and stuff like that.

So I pulled three questions to ask everybody. And then I asked you guys to pull your own questions. So first question I pulled I just opened the book and I said okay what's the question that pops out right away? First question is and I don't even know the answer to this have any of you been horseback

riding before? Yeah I have. Yeah? Where? I've been Cancun as a wee lad and then nearby Griffith Park. We. Yeah? Where? I've been Cancun as a wee lad, and then nearby Griffith Park. Wee lad? Where's Griffith Park in America? Griffith Park is in, it's basically Los Angeles, Burbank, Las Feliz area. Yeah.

And it's, so again, obviously it's a giant park, but there is a part where there's like stables, horse stables, and as a kid, you can ride a horse in a circle, and that's what I used to do. And for the big kids, the trainers will come out and they'll hit the horse so the horse runs poor horse man i know i know i know like as i grew up older i'm like damn this kind of sucks yeah for the horse but it was cool as a kid i guess yeah what about you tyler kleisdale an elephant can only hold this oh look at it look at it um no i have done it oh god i have done it. Oh, God. I have done it once. I was a kid.

I honestly do not remember. Was it a pony or a horse? It was a horse. It was a horse. I do not remember where it was, though. That's how long ago this was. I want to say this may have been, God, maybe at least 20 years ago. Yeah.

So it's been a while, but I have been once. All right. I don't know if I'd do it now because I think I'd kill the horse. Nick Soundwave? No, I've never been on a horse. I probably never will, honestly. Horses are intense, man. I probably would

if it ever resented itself. Obviously, I'm probably not going to stray away, but I don't think I'm going to go out of my way to get on a horse, let alone try to get on a horse. That just takes all kinds of commitment and trust in a horse. Yeah, they have the two different saddles. I've never rode the English saddle, which doesn't have the horn on the top. The horn on have the two different saddles. I've never rode the English saddle,

which doesn't have the horn on the top. The horn on the top is the Western saddle. And so obviously I've ridden horses before. My stepmom, who like maybe the early 90s, she got a job with Apple Computers and she was getting paid really well. And the Apple Computers headquarters are in Cupertino, California, and they had horse stables there. So she decided getting paid really well. And she, the Apple computers headquarters are in

Cupertino, California, and they had horse stables there. So she decided to get a horse. So for like a few years, she had a horse that we would every weekend, we would just take out and ride. But it was funny. Cause when I was a kid, like when I put my, uh, my feet in the stirrups, um, I, I put my legs back and I kind of like tickled the horse a little bit and it was bucking like crazy and thank God I was riding a western saddle because I held on to that horn

or I would have just fell right off it just doesn't look comfortable man it just doesn't look comfortable like horses aren't small so I'm just thinking

of how exactly wide I'd have to sit to straddle it like I'm assuming it wouldn't be too comfortable your first couple rides yeah

horses sketchy though because you're at the mercy of the horse. Exactly. The horse can just be like, you know what? Screw this guy. A lot of people haven't actually seen horses in real life, which is surprising to me, too. But then you see them in real life, and you get next to them, and you're looking up at a damn animal.

You're like, hold on. No problem. Bored? Yeah, once a long time ago, I had a teacher that had a farm. She had literally everything. We didn't really ride it too much but she was like hey who wants to ride the horse around like the farm they built a horse bridge two minutes from here i know oh yeah we're just talking about this we were driving a two-bit and i'm and i was amazed i'm like is this a a horse crossing and there's a horse like yeah man it's a question so eric was in a wolverse with

the the fact that so where we're recording this right now in the san fernando valley this used to be where all the horses and all the stunt people and all the actors would live from the movie studios movie studios were actually in hollywood so all the horses would be here and griffith park which randy was talking about a minute ago that's where all the horses were like mr ed lived there the the Mr. Ed. There's still a horse track. There's a horse pass and everything. That's why they built the horse bridge.

There's just horses. All of a sudden, we turn a corner. Oh, there's a horse. What? Just walk on the sidewalk. Rush hour on a Wednesday. Is that a horse? Okay, I'm out of the minority.

I don't think there are any laws regarding riding a horse around anywhere. I mean, I'm sure there's limitations I guess, but I don't know. I don't know. Zoning. I don't know my horse laws. Yeah. I'm not up to date. Alright, the other question I pulled out. In your opinion, what's the most

annoying song ever? So, I'll start first. Okay. And it's been brought up on the woody show a billion times for me and it just had to do with when i was a night radio dj on my own and i'd be working on a friday night i would you know i'd be playing super upbeat songs you know the foo fighters a lot of energy all that stuff and then I would see the next song on the playlist. It would be this song. It's Marcy's Playground, Sex and Candy.

Now, I don't totally hate the entire song. It's always the first 20 seconds of the song because you just go from super high energy, Friday night, yeah, everyone's out partying, they're listening to the radio. And then you hit Marcy's Playground, and he goes, Stand around. It's like super slow song. It just totally kills all the energy in the room. It sucks.

I hate it. That's kind of like how sometimes on the station we'll play Mad World. It's so sad. Yeah. People love that song, though. They do, though. Another song that they hate, and probably some people are fans of it in this room. Another energy killer that I absolutely hate is the Johnny Cash Hurt.

Oh my God. Eric and I were just talking about that song. Dude. I remember I would also do like morning radio and I go, people are driving to work. I'm playing Johnny Cash Hurt or I'm playing Johnny Cash Hurt on Friday night. You're going to hurt yourself because you fell asleep in the wheel listening to this. I'd be driving myself off a cliff.

Eric and I are washing our hands and Eric's like, do you think he recorded this song when he was on his deathbed? Like, dude, it's such a hard listen. Like, it's a good song, but you're listening and I feel bad because I'm like, dude,

are you, was this like, did he have an IV in his arm? Like, it sounds so painful for him. And what's crazy is some people swear by it. Oh, man, I love that song. Probably like a Gregorio song. Yeah, but then none of them also know that it's a Nine Inch Nails song at the same time. Yeah, people don't realize that that's a cover.

He's covering a song, and people are like, what? It's a Johnny Cash song. Did he actually record that because his wife had passed away, and that's why he recorded it? I don't know. It still sucks. because his wife had passed away and like he was that's why you record it i don't know it still sucks i like the cover in hangover 3 better than the actual johnny cash cover the ken jong and the drop the mic the original sounds better to me during any time of the day than the do you guys have any other songs um i do have one song that i absolutely hate i think it's one of

the most overrated songs ever i could never get into brass monkey by the beastie boys could never do it thank you i hate that song so much i think i've been bc'd out like i love bc boys i still love sabotage yeah i love that song uh but all the other stuff dude i'm burnt out on man i've listened to it like it's just brilliant times it's just brass monkey that's the only one i hate i cannot stand it i mean intergalactic will come on once a while that i can still turn it up a little bit but i'm bc'd out my entire life i'm good i can only imagine how often you had to listen to them earlier in your career oh my god all the time all the time but sabotage still got love also dude it's the easiest one to listen to. Yeah. Like, it just flows the entire time. It's not weird.

That little guitar breakdown before it starts. Dude. Nothing, like, gets me going driving when Sabotage comes on. Oh, then when Girls comes on. Ugh. Oh, yeah. No. No.

No. Hate it. I think it's because we work here. We hear these songs so often. I had one. I'm changing it. Okay. Ooh.

House of Pain, Jump Around. I can't stand that song. I hate it's because we work here. We hear these songs so often. I had one. I'm changing it. Okay. House of Pain, Jump Around. I can't stand that song. I hate it. That song only belongs. It's the worst. That song only belongs in the confines of college football stadiums. No, it needs to be gone. It should have been dead in the 90s.

It should just be gone and never come back. I hated it then. I hate it now. All right. Here's another question. Why do we still play that? I don't know. What is your then. I hate it now. All right. Here's another question. Why do we still play that? I don't know. What is your current state of mind?

Ooh. Current state of mind. I'll go first. Okay. I'll just say that my current state of mind is stress in the unknown, I guess. A lot of stress that has to do with wedding planning. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

I feel you, brother. What the hell, man? I feel you dude just like dude figuring out the cake yeah the website the invite the getting everybody's information and then you add in the hours that we work with and the amount of stuff we have to do and then take in i know when i get home it's spicy nacho uh did you get that address did you get this address yes i had the same thing i'd get home and shasta say hey did you get this done i'm like i just got off a 14 hour shift like i don't know where i am right now now i don't know how much they normally run or cost but why

not get a wedding planner or is that way too expensive um well since because the venue that i picked yeah i'm required to have a wedding planner at least day of, I might get one week of to help out, but yeah, from between now and October, I'm not going to get a wedding planner. Week, week of is good. So at least you have someone to kind of coordinate and know what's going on because I had, I was lucky. I had my sister to help coordinate and help kind of structure the day.

Like, hey, you guys need to do this or this. But my God, man, you think you can handle and juggle everything? You can't. You can't do everything right. And to get a wedding planner costs so much money, dude. Everything is nickel and dime. Like, hey, you want to get a cake? Okay, cool.

That's $500. I know. Nothing. Yeah. Just for this many people. Money just going out the door. I'm surprised you've been doing. I know we've just going out the door I'm surprised you've been doing I know we've talked about it but I'm surprised you've been doing a wedding you always

seem like a guy who's like just cut the the traditional stuff we're married yeah I think we're not really having a wedding we're just having a big party in Vegas okay you know that's better it's like do you I do I do all right let everybody drink and be merry a party with cake yeah uh tyler what is your current state of mind um relaxed at the same time a little a little stressed out yeah um because of our current situation yeah i mean if people people already know that uh there's been a lot of restructuring at our company yeah and unfortunately julianne uh is no longer working out of the company not because she did anything bad because the company's trying to streamline everything on how everything is done right so they restructured all that kind of stuff so it's very scary obviously i've been through it

many times because i've been in radio for like 20 plus years yeah it does suck i mean it's horrible i was talking julianne uh the other, but she's in total good spirit. So that's good. Yeah, like that whole part sucks. The part that's stressing me out, though, is not so much that I've taken on a good chunk of her job as far as phone screening goes, but it's making sure that I get it right and nothing, you know, like these people. Yeah, you got an extra thing to be yelled at. Yeah, I know. Exactly right. Yeah.

Someone starts swearing on air. I'm not trying to get yelled at for that. I guess he's been doing a good job so far. He hasn't been yelled at once. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. Wait until tomorrow. Only a few days in.

All right. Randy? For me, I guess kind of piggybacking off of what Tyler said, but not so much. I'm focused, but I'm uncertain. So I know what I have to do, and I know what I want to do but the uncertainty of how do I go about this and I know I like obviously I have you and I had the show to bounce off of and whatnot but still there's a certain level of uncertainty for a lot of things which is like did I approach this the right way or did I do this the right way or should I do this

instead of this so it's a level of like trying to I obviously have to figure it out myself I'm an adult I can't be handheld the whole time but there's always that level of uncertainty which is like i don't know if i'm gonna do this right or yeah i'm either gonna find out i did it right or i'm gonna find out from someone that i did it wrong and congrats you messed up or whatever yeah i just said in this weird space i kind of like i never really wanted to do this before but i feel like I have to let my value be known. You know, before I was just like, I'm coming here to do my job. Woody Show number one. Let's just do what I normally do, help out like all the other departments and all that

kind of stuff. But I think I kind of like maybe need to make it aware that I help those people instead of, you know, just doing it and not saying anything. But I don't want to to constantly say it every day. I just kind of want it to be known that these are the other things that I have my hands in. Like, hey guys, I'm reliable for this, not only this, so you don't have to go to them.

You can just come to me. Nick Soundwave? So, mental state of mind at the moment, I guess, I mean, it's tired, obviously. Oh, yeah. Right there with your brother. I don't know. I feel like I'm trying to like get back into a routine of things

I feel like I've kind of been in a weird rut not like super emotionally down you know but my routine I'm very routine driven

has been kind of thrown out of whack towards the end of last year just end of December really sick holidays you know like I've mentioned before

I haven't gone to the gym like at all this month so I just need you know I'm kind of out of whack in a way. But nothing crazy emotional. Just a little all over the place. I need to get driven and pointed in one direction again kind of thing. Bort?

Oh, I mean, how long do you guys got? Eric and I can tell you about it. I mean, should I get the couch and lay down on it? We give you the cliff notes for Brett. We'll all be your therapist. Tell me how you feel, Brett. Let's see. I'm tired of being tired.

I'm tired of being sick like every other month. I'm tired of being exhausted to the point of not being able to think or be creative. I think most of my stuff is I'm just kind of frustrated and stuck in a rut and depression hits and stuff, and I got to keep pulling myself out of it and keep focusing forward. So I stay away from it because some days it catches up with me. And then those days are bad days, but, um, kind of like a balance right now of one foot in the depression side and one foot in the positive. Okay. Let's go get, let's go get this side. I've noticed, too, with stuff like that,

because I've encountered it myself, too. When you get down, though, sometimes other people feed off your energy. I'm not saying about here. It's in general. And then they kind of get down. So sometimes it's because you do a good job at putting it upon yourself to be the positive guy. You've done that in here before.

Yeah, I try. And then sometimes that's when I try to help everybody else, and then I stop helping myself. And then that's's when I try to help everybody else. And then I stop helping myself. And then that's when it all kind of collapses on me. And I have a really, really bad day and I shut down. Do you want Diet Coke and some munchies? Yeah. No, I'm good right now.

I would love for my chest to stop hurting right now. Oh, no. I randied some food last night and I'm in horrible pain. Speaking about what Nick said earlier and Randy, Randy texted us, this is your daily reminder to go to the gym. I like that. I like that text.

What I wanted to say was, listen up fatties, go to the gym. Tyler actually looks a little bit slimmer, guys. I know. Doesn't he? Thank you. It's all the stress from his new duties. Could be. What's going on, Tyler? What are you doing?

I've been trying to go past a couple days. I haven't been in about a week, but I've also been trying to change my diet specifically. There you go. All right. So, especially in the morning, what I'll get to snack on is basically maybe three cups worth of Cheerios. Yeah. And I figured that's a lot better than having like the peanut butter pretzels

or the Cheez-Its that we have. Yeah. Yep. So yeah, it's just been Cheerios for the past two weeks. I've been fighting those peanut butter pretzels for like two weeks now. I will say this. I gave him once,

but that's been the only time so far. And I'm happy with it. And I'm going to need a whole new wardrobe soon. That costs money. There you go. Hey, we out here. It's a good thing you have baby mama. Randy, you have extra shirts you don't want.

Give them to Tyler. There you go. Nice. He has like 30 shirts he was going to give to Goodwill. I'm proud because I would walk in and Tyler's eating Cheerios. He looks miserable, by the way. He's not enjoying this at all. He hates this.

It's not getting twisted. Before, I remember once you brought in like a triple-decker cheese sandwich or lasagna or something. Don't remember, but it was probably bomb. Yeah. Good job. I had some people at our event haven't seen me in a while. They're like, damn, you lost hella weight.

But it was crazy because I was looking at the video screens. I'm like, f***. Oops. My bad. I was looking at the video screens. I'm like, damn, I still need to lose hella weight. I still like the... I think last time I said I wanted to lose an extra 30 pounds. I think I'm down to wanting to lose now 25 pounds.

So I lost another five. There's a picture of you out in the hallway right out here. And I see it all the time because I take a hard left to go to the restroom a lot. So I always make eye contact with it. And you look mad skinny just compared to that one. I don't even know how long ago that picture was taken with you and Greg Gorey. It's always a trip because in the moment you always feel like you're bigger than you are

and then once you finally gain weight and you look back at those pictures, you're like, damn, I wasn't even that big. I know. Dude, you should compare that to the other YouTube screenshots that we have. You should go back through old videos, screenshot it, and just see your progression because you're going to see a lot of slim down. Yeah.

I just need that 25 more though i gotta get back into the gym more um yeah and then but i think what's really helped again was the the like they said it's absolutely true it's 90 diet yeah yeah i think i have like one bad meal maybe a day or every other day i'll have a bad meal just one and the rest is just like fruit, water, that's it that's fine, and I love that stuff the thing keeping me from being the thing keeping me, always kept me from being like really in really good shape is beer

dude, I drink so much beer on the weekends it's ridiculous the seltzer is dope right? yeah well that's the thing though I get seltzered out every now and then too much seltzer, you gotta change it up I'm gonna sound like an alcoholic. I can't drink.

So over the weekend, I got an 18-pack of Modelo, and they were gone like a half day. So I can't drink like, and those aren't all me. I got to like 13 or me, and then five times Leanne Captain Sunshine. See, that's how I gained a lot of weight on this show. I can't put down that many seltzers because of the carbonation eventually my stomach and I start puking not even because I'm

at carbonation but that's the point though you take down less drinks seltzer carbonation you might as well be drinking a Sprite we'll see that's why

we need that PBR lime seltzer where is it I know it's too hard to get it's hard to puke I know true

alright guys well we gotta wrap up this podcast I just wanna shout out The Bortcast. Oh, yeah. Anything new on The Bortcast? Go to TheBortcast.com if you would like to hear it. TheBortcast.com.

Oh, yeah. We have a friend, Eddie, joining me and Shaz this week. We talk about a scarring incident while getting him a Christmas present at an adult shop. All right. Interesting. A very, very haunting experience. Shout out to the Nerd Now Podcast with Ravy, Cameron, and Courtney, and Randy.

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leave, Nick Soundwave, do you have anything else to say? RIP to the Packers, man. Alright. Thanks a lot. Thanks for reminding me. Tyler? There's always next season. Yeah. Randy? Does Tyler ever say anything that doesn't piggyback off what I say? No, no. I really don't. See, this just feeds

into my theory that he's obsessed with you. Yeah, dude. Do you ever think of everything on your own, like your damn Uno Joe card? Once in a while. Once in a while. I think he told me the other day that when he holds VD, he's thinking of you. Yeah, my reminder is daily reminder. Go to the gym.

All right. Go to the gym. Bort? If you need to find me at the Big Bear event, I will be by all the bottles of Jack Daniels, so you can find me right there. Alright, cool. Alright, guys. We'll see you next week. Outro Music