What's New Podcast - Everyone is sick, Broken gear, Taco Bell revelation, Upcoming events & more!
Episode Date: June 3, 2022on this episode we talk about how everyone is sick, Broken gear, Taco Bell revelation, Upcoming events & more!...
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What's new? What's new with Metis?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Metis. I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show, a morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric, and he is also joining
us via satellite today. We'll get into that. We have Julie Ann.
Hello.
Who is part of the Booker and Stryker Show on Alt 987 in Los Angeles. And joining us
from Houston, Texas would be Heavy T, aka Tyler, from the Sean Salisbury Show, a morning
sports radio show in Houston, Texas.
And guess what, guys?
He is on the phone.
Yep.
Yep.
And he sounds like he's on speakerphone.
Not on speakerphone.
We've been spending the past 40 minutes trying to fix his microphone.
Yet again, just weird issues with his mic.
And we go through every single process of everything the number
one thing that i love is like dude there has to be something wrong with the pc that you're using
just grab the macbook that we have for you and plug that in he goes oh i haven't used that in
months we waited for this thing to turn on okay because when you don't have your pc on or your
laptop on for a really long time it
does take a long long time to boot up right it's like the initial power goes away so the hard drive
has to go through a maintenance and check itself real quick so eric what happened after we finally
got this thing booted up please recap for us um menace do you know know the password for this? This laptop that I haven't seen in, what, two and a half, three years?
About that, yeah.
That he used every day.
Why wouldn't you reset the password to something that you would know,
not Menace's old password?
How would you not remember it if you used it for years?
I only used it.
So when I was with you guys, I only used it sporadically.
So I probably haven't used the Mac in like maybe nine months.
It's just been sitting on my shelf.
I have not touched any audio settings on my laptop.
So I really wonder like what the hell is going on.
Yeah, yeah.
Last week we did a podcast because of this same problem.
Yeah.
And I didn't touch anything.
That's the problem.
You didn't touch anything.
That's not a solution, Tyler. Dude, guys, it didn didn't touch anything. That's the problem. You didn't touch anything. That's not a solution, Tyler.
Dude, guys, it didn't work last week.
I didn't touch anything.
Still doesn't work.
Tyler, I will let you in on a little piece of advice, okay?
Our company likes to send out a thousand updates that likes to break everything.
So you constantly have to check and make sure everything's working.
Trust me, they break my stuff all the time without remorse.
Or, you know, you have an engineer
you just bring it to work and be like,
you know what, I can't figure this out. Can we figure this out
together? Actually, that's a good idea considering the fact
that he's borrowing equipment from
them now. I would like to point out
that my podcast stuff hasn't been
touched in probably over a year and a half.
Plugged right in, ready to go instantly.
Do you know your passwords? Oh, yes
I do actually. I have a brain. Well, we have. Ready to go. Instantly. Do you know your passwords? Oh, yes, I do. Actually, I have a brain.
All right.
Well, we have so much to recap.
That was just the start of the podcast.
Now, Eric is actually at home because he has Corona.
We have not released a podcast in quite a while because a couple of different things.
One, I went to Kansas City.
Then I got Corona.
I've been home.
And now Eric is at home with the coronavirus so there was a bunch
of stuff that we wanted to recap we have not released a podcast since the morongo event
and the morongo event was super fun thank you to morongo for hosting us and it was a great time
check out a bunch of social media at menace m-e-n-a-c-e you can see all the new places like the marketplace
marketplace is so good so good apparently i took off the next day because i was meeting up with a
friend but apparently the next day there was even more shenanigans at the pool and eric can you
explain what happened at the morongo pool with tyler so tyler came to morongo without swim trunks
or shorts of any kind, apparently.
So me and my fiance, we decided,
okay, we're going to hit the pool before we leave.
It's 100 degrees and sunny, by the way.
We tell Randy and Tyler,
hey, man, I'm going to the pool for a couple hours
before we hit the road.
If you guys want to come, come by.
Randy comes by, he's in some shorts.
Tyler comes by, high top Converse, jeans,
and a black t-shirt.
This is a pool, we're outside this is like sandy
beach pool area so he ends up finding shorts these shorts how much they cost you tyler about 45
dollars all right yep and these these shorts they were they were um i would say on the smaller side
so they were a little compressiony looking i don't know if they were technically compression
shorts but on him they looked like compression shorts, right?
They were not technically.
There was a little bit of a moose knuckle hanging out in the pool.
Some coochie cutters.
Whatever.
He finds shorts.
He ends up in the pool.
We chill, hang out for a little bit.
It's about time to go.
We're going to hit the road.
I'm looking at him.
I'm like, is he going to dry off?
Me and Randy are watching him. I'm like, I don't think he is.
He throws on his Converse dripping wet, compression shorts dripping everywhere,
throws on his Converse, puts his shirt on, comes over with his little grocery bag with his real
clothes and says, all right, let's go. Just like, he's going to walk through this casino dripping
wet, sit on this hour and a half car ride in Randy's car, drive back to Los Angeles.
And we're like, dude, go dry off.
He's like, why?
I don't live here.
I don't live here.
What does that have to do with anything?
Look, I can't defend my actions in any way, and I'm not going to.
So we're just going to leave it like that and move on.
It was just so funny, man.
Him standing at the top, like we're looking up at him because we're still in the pool.
We're assuming he's going to go change, you know, drive around.
And then he's like, I'm going to go to the pool.
And then he's like, I'm going to go to the pool.
And then he's like, I'm going to go to the pool.
And then he's like, I'm going to go to the pool.
And then he's like, I'm going to go to the pool.
And then he's like, I'm going to go to the pool.
And then he's like, I'm going to go to the pool. And then he's like, I'm going to go to the pool. And then he's like, I'm going to go to the pool. And then he's like, I'm going to go to the pool. And then he's like, I'm going to leave it like that and move on. Okay. It was just so funny, man. Him standing at the top.
Like, we're looking up at him because we're still in the pool.
We're assuming he's going to go change, you know, dry off a little bit at least.
Like a normal human.
And he's standing there looking down at us in the pool.
And he's like, are we going to go?
And I'm like, dog, you have dry clothes.
Why don't you go change?
Brain fried.
I was all over the place.
I was just done.
All right.
Well, moving on.
I ended up going to Kansas City, Missouri. I was just done. Alright, well, moving on. I ended up going to Kansas City,
Missouri. It was super fun.
A lot of cool Woody Show listeners
that we met at this beer
meetup, happy hour. We ended up
staying an extra hour because there were so many people
there having a good time. Then,
as I'm at this event, I get
a text message, your flight has been
canceled. And that happened to
everybody on the show that
was there, Woody, Greg, Ravy. So we're all scrambling to get different flights. Everyone
else decided they're going to fly through Denver, which was just a terrible weather situation that
was happening there. So I said, you know what? I'm going to fly through Austin. And I went to
Austin and the airport, by the way, freaking awesome. It ruled.
There's so many cool like restaurants in there and stores. There was a toy store that
you would love, Bort. Hell yeah. I highly recommend it. I want to get back to Austin
right away. But the flight out of Austin, there was this woman that was sitting next to me.
You could tell like she was super sick. I'm done because I'm scrambling. I don't have a mask on me
at all. All right.
Well, this is where I'm going to get the coronavirus.
And guess what?
Sure.
Sure.
End up getting the coronavirus.
Like within a couple of days, it hit me where, but I just had like body aches.
I didn't have any like, oh, I lost my taste or smell or anything like that.
My body just like hurt really bad where to a point where I couldn't sleep at all.
That's exactly how I got it.
My body hurt.
It hurt.
Yes.
Super bad.
And then Eric informed us that he got the coronavirus probably from me.
You think so?
Yeah.
Probably, right?
Oh, yeah, because you did come in, right?
I didn't have any other coronavirus symptoms.
It was just it was that it was that tuesday that we were trying to uh record and we didn't end up recording because of tyler's michael problems yeah so you were complaining that you hadn't
slept well the night before and then me and brett left the office and you were passed out on your
desk dude yeah you crashed yeah because board text me and said that, you know, we're not going to do the podcast.
Menace is tired.
I'm like, okay, no worries.
Oh, yeah.
Menace was out.
Yeah.
He was just, I was like, let's not even bother him.
So Eric and I were close to each other for, I don't know, more, they say more than the
15 minutes it takes to get the virus.
You're in and out of the office saying, hey, what's up?
And that day you were trying to stay up.
So you're pacing a little bit.
Yeah.
And I was trying to make out with him.
So, yeah, of course, I definitely gave it to him.
And I apologize.
That tongue stuff probably got me.
I apologize, Eric.
If I would have known.
I don't want to throw a shade at Menace here.
But does this make Menace as bad as Randy?
Because of the fact that he knew he was gonna get
coronavirus and then well he purposely came but purposely came into the room with the only
unvaccinated person here just like a certain randy did i'm not defending myself in any way
it was just like that plain thing with the lady a couple days after i was feeling fine right and the symptoms
that i had which honestly just body aches i didn't really think anything of it but what the body aches
thing i should have tested so i'll take full blame take full blame for that that's okay i'm standing
pretty tyler how are you doing on the coronavirus watch in Texas? I've only had it once,
thank God, and that was the
time I was back in California.
It's almost like coronavirus doesn't exist in Texas.
I know, right? It's not a thing.
I mean, apparently it does because
he thought that it's got it from this chick in Austin
or whatever, this bitch.
I'm just saying. Austin is the
California of Texas, right? I like Austin. Thatas right i like that is very true that is very true
austin is very well known over here as the california texas because it not to make it
political or anything but it's liberal all the democratic people live uh leaving california
are moving specifically to austin all the conservative people are moving everywhere else. Why it's like that, I have no idea, but that's just
the way it is.
So, Bort,
so after
I tested positive, Eric
tested positive, there was
some huge event
that you had been waiting for.
It was down to the wire for over
three years
that you needed to pass
a COVID test for, and that would be star wars
celebration were you nervous were you tripping out that you weren't gonna pass the test to be
able to finally go to this event that we've been talking about for over a year on the podcast
i was nervous eric was nervous for me i I was losing my ish by the minute.
Before I tested positive,
me and Brett walked out together.
Oh, yeah.
We said bye for the week.
Literally, we might as well have walked out holding hands.
But Brett always wears a face mask when he leaves.
I had been lacking the face mask the prior week, though.
I kept forgetting it.
And the one place I don't really wear it is in this studio with Eric.
So, I was able to get the test.
And it wasn't until literally 8 o'clock the night before I got the result.
Negative.
In the clear.
You're not sick.
You can go.
After three years, I finally made it into Star Wars Celebration.
Was it everything that you hoped for? Yes, except I couldn't go into the one damn thing I wanted to it into Star Wars Celebration. Was it everything that you hoped for?
Yes, except I couldn't go into the one damn thing I wanted to go into.
Oh, no.
Which is?
Which is what?
They had a Mandalorian experience.
Oh.
Which was put on by Disney.
Uh-huh.
Which wasn't a part of the rest of Celebration.
It was Disney's own thing that was on the property.
Yeah. And inside they had every costume,
every prop,
every alien outfit,
the N1 Naboo star fighter that the Mandalorian just has.
All the props from both the Mandalorian and Book of Boba Fett were inside this area.
And the wait for it was two plus hours.
With that said,
it was fun
because it's Star Wars.
There's so much fun cosplay.
You have the droid builders
who make all the R2 droids
and the 501st Legion.
They were in the Mandalorian.
They were all the stormtroopers
in the episodes.
They were just fans
with fan-made costumes
and they needed extra people.
So you have all these things on display
you have people doing panels
you have people doing signings
I got to see Anthony Daniels, C-3PO
Ian McDermott who is Palpatine
Sam Witwer who is Darth Maul
and Gene Carlo
who is Moff Gideon
tons of people you're able to see
and it was just a Star Wars filled day
and it was just kind of perfect
that's awesome I'm so happy that i personally didn't ruin it for you you know same same yeah i'm not
gonna lie when it came down to the wire i was like this might be the first time i've ever been
infuriated with medicine well as we're recording this we are 98 days away from D23.
Yes!
And you know it's going down for real at D23.
D23 Expo, Anaheim, same location of where you had Star Wars Celebration.
And they're going to have a ton of Star Wars stuff.
So we got to get in on that.
You know, it's funny that you say that.
I had that thought as I could get to the Mandalorian experience.
And I went, you know, I wonder if Metis could help us out here if they bring this back to D23.
Because I bet they will.
Oh, it's going to be way better at D23.
Guaranteed.
Because the Star Wars celebration, they showed little clips of uh mandalorian season three
right and they showed a couple a clip of the ahsoka series but not the full trailers i mean
if anyone remembers us talking about d23 all the trailers everything it was the best everything
we saw everything at d23 so we saw the rock at d, not even Randy. We saw the real rock. Like the actual rock.
In person.
Yeah, it ruled so hard.
D23 is going down, by the way, September 9th, 10th, and 11th.
And I know that there's still passes available.
So single day passes.
Obviously, three day event.
So you can find a day to go.
Usually we go on Fridays, right?
Or did we go Saturday last night? I did we go saturday what i think we went
saturday did we go to saturday i think so yeah never mind whatever day rules the hardest that's
the day we're gonna figure out oh you know what it was saturday because we saw a bunch of people
from the station there and you know they would not be there unless it was a saturday all right
i'll be on maternity leave so i'll be, guys. Yeah, what is the baby update with you?
I saw you posting some twerking video on Instagram.
Twerking?
Ain't nobody trying to see that.
First of all.
We tried to see the snapback.
Okay.
I was doing a shimmy.
It was a shimmy, not a twerk.
The twerk.
It's really amazing how many people respond.
When I say people, I mean men respond to.
Like, nah, girl.
No, they don't.
Quite the opposite.
And that's not why I post those, by the way.
I just do it like any other pregnant woman.
Wait, you're telling me like thirsty dudes?
Yes.
Yeah, because I had said something like.
Put them on a list and send them to an island.
Bro, my Prego fans, come on.
Yeah, they have a lot of Prego fans.
Like, post more.
Start an OnlyFans.
I'm like, no, no.
I'm going to hunt these people down.
So yesterday I turned 30 weeks.
So far, I don't know if you can tell in my voice,
but my voice is going on two weeks of being hoarse.
And I'm like, what the hell?
Yes, I already have a man's voice to begin with.
And now it's even worse.
What the F is going on?
Oh, now you can start doing like cameos for Prego fans too.
Maybe they like the deep voice.
Hey boy.
Yeah, but so I looked it up
and I guess it's because of being pregnant
your hormones go crazy and it happens with some pregnant women it didn't happen my last pregnancy
but your voice can go hoarse and it'll come back after you give birth hey guys check out these
melons in my pants check out these pecs hey boys you want to see the boy i'm growing right now
yeah you could cover so
many different like levels of freak with so many things that are going on right now you're literally
a walking money pit i don't know you know what's even better i we've talked about this for years
like i know you guys just drop the only fans i know and i i do have a picture if i was to start
an only fans i know what my very first picture would be because I just took it.
It's a picture of my nipple.
And I took a picture of my nipple because my nipples are starting to leak already.
Oh, gross.
Oh, my God.
Do you know how many guys would want a picture of leaking? They would, and I hate it.
I mean, menace sounds like it's about to puke, so.
I just don't like all this pregnancy stuff.
Tyler would be into pregnant chicks, right?
Oh, definitely.
No, hell no.
I'm good.
Well, you're into bigger girls,
so what's the difference?
And milk.
Okay.
And you get fed while you pump.
No.
Oh, God.
You're pumping, she's pumping.
No. It works out. Oh, God. I didn't. She's pumping. No.
It works out.
Oh, God.
I didn't think I would possibly barf at that.
I might barf at that.
That's gross.
Jeez.
Keep it 100, though.
Tyler would show up to one of our events with a pregnant chick.
For sure.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
She's like.
Oh, with a pregnant chick?
100%.
I can't get her pregnant again.
Okay.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me clarify.
If it was a pregnant chick, it would be with my kid.
I wouldn't show up with some random pregnant chick.
That wouldn't happen.
Okay, so what if it was a pregnant chick that was into you,
and maybe she didn't want her dude anymore,
so she's hanging out with you,
but you kind of didn't know that there was a dude.
Would she show up there?
Hell no.
That's a whole other issue.
I'm not trying to get into that.
No way.
Why? You don't have to continue to date her afterwards
This episode has gone off the rails
Are you my daddy?
Stop that, no
He's not my dad
He's just Uncle Tyler
Uncle
Okay, well, speaking of food
You want some food news?
Yes
Taco Bell's new Okay. Well, speaking of food, you want some food news? Yes.
Taco Bell's new Brisk Dragon Paradise.
Sparkling, iced, all in, all out.
I'm not a Brisk fan.
I never have been.
Me neither.
I don't like Brisk.
It's so 90s.
So gross.
You're in?
Yeah.
I mean, it does have a lot of sugar, but you throw some water up in that bad boy, I think it'd be pretty good.
But I have beef with Taco Bell right now.
Because how do you run out of my Mexican pizza?
Because they have beans always at Taco Bell, right? They have tomatoes and they have shells.
No, the shell is the situation, they say.
It's the shell?
Yeah, that they don't have enough shells.
Am I wrong or was there people on the Booker and Striker show that have never had a Mexican pizza?
You're right.
So I am a part of the Taco Bell club.
So I got the alert that I can get a free pizza that's a good course at 8 30
in the morning i went and i ordered my pizza and i came in and uh told them how excited i was about
it and they're like the mexican pizza i'm like yeah it's a big deal yeah i've been campaigning
for years yeah and so they didn't know what it was so i had to tell them about it how they not
know what it was i don't know i swear they didn't so i had to show them about it how they not know what it was that's a lie i swear they
didn't so i had to show that is a lie show them my maybe i mean they weren't you're misinterpreting
there's no way that they were not aware of the i don't think that they were from taco bell i don't
believe that they were dude there's no effing way call call that number right there what What's up, my brother? Yo, Booker, we're doing my podcast right now, okay?
And I mentioned to Julianne, I was like, dude, I think you guys talked about the Mexican
pizza and said that Booker and Stryker both did not have the Mexican pizza before?
I've never had it, no.
Okay.
Number one, that is shocking.
But the setup, when I'm talking to her,
she's like, yeah, they didn't even know
what the Mexican pizza was.
And I go, dude, there's no effing way
that you have never even heard of the Mexican pizza.
Please clarify that you at least heard of the Mexican pizza
before people made a big deal about it coming back.
I had never heard of the Mexican pizza before people made a big deal about it coming back. I had never heard of the Mexican pizza.
Told you!
Often go to Taco Bell.
Where did you grow up?
Bel Air?
I got my tonsils taken out at the Bel Air Hospital, but it was Bel Air, Ohio.
Okay, it wasn't Bel Air, you know, Beverly Hills.
But no, the thing is
anytime I'd ever go
to Taco Bell, and I've explained this before,
I always got the exact
same thing. And I don't, if you think about
when you go to Burger King, you,
I always get the same thing. I get the Whopper every time.
Every time I go to McDonald's, I get the same
thing. So for me, Taco Bell was
the same. It was the seven-layer burrito.
That's the only thing I ever got.
The only thing?
Dude, I get it.
I get it.
But not to even be aware that this thing existed.
Never heard of it before.
It's absolutely insane.
Because it's one of the things that Taco Bell is known for is the Mexican pizza.
And Booker, Stryker had never heard of it either, right?
No, he'd known of it.
I think he went
like 20 years without having
one, but he had definitely
I thought he'd said that he had
tried one before, but I'd never heard
of it. I didn't even know it was a thing.
Okay. I knew it was one.
By the way, call that a pizza. What a sham.
I mean, that's the worst pizza ever.
It's like a couple of taco strips or shells or something with some cheese on top of it masquerading as a pizza.
Okay, now you're going too far. Now you're going too far. Don't be getting crazy now.
It's good-ish, but to compare it to anything pizza, pizza's phenomenal.
So it's okay. For what it is, for something that comes in a little tiny box it's
okay it's just it's it's just like a crazy about it okay my mind was blown like twice because one
never had it before which is crazy but to not even be aware of it i just like want to know when am i
going to be invited to your next high society event where you're just having
caviar and champagne
because
I just don't get it, Booker.
I just don't get it.
I'm just not a big...
Especially living in Los Angeles,
this is the capital
of Mexican food.
I'm kind of on Booker's side
just because if he was... I get there's
great Mexican food in LA. No, it's not
that. It's not that. It's just...
I've never heard of Earth before.
Is that the level?
I mean...
I'm not knowing. It wasn't Mexican pizza.
As far as the rest of the Taco Bell
menu, though... I get the same
thing at the same place all the time. I'm like
a dog. I get what I have.
Ball and Seaga have horse blinders on when you walk in,
and you don't see anything else.
One day, we're going to get in my car,
and we're just going to go from place to place,
and we're going to look at the menu and study the menus together.
And I'm going to write down some stuff
for you. And I'm going to blow your mind.
Can we find somewhere that has a Taco Bell
and a Jack in the Box so we can just take the both
of these two? So that I can try Jack in the Box
for the first time. Don't even get me started
on Julianne Booker, please.
I'm with her. I don't think I've ever been to Jack in the Box
in my life. Oh my god!
See? Booker's my
spirit animal. That's why we work
so well together.
That's like 17th in line for burger
places. Why would I waste my fast food?
They have the ultimate cheeseburger.
It's in the name.
They have breakfast all night long.
It says ultimate
ultimate cheeseburger.
Two for a dollar tacos.
Well, Booger, it was great talking with you.
Very frustrating, but thank you.
Bye.
Talk to you later.
I like that Eric stays silent the whole time.
He's like, I'm not even answering this.
Once Booker called the tostadas
and the Mexican pizza taco strips,
I was just not going to even reply to anything.
I was done.
Next up on the food news
is lobster
mac and cheese and lobster rolls
at Panera Bread.
What? Oh, Panera?
I don't know if I'm going lobster at Panera
though. I would. Oh my gosh.
Like legit lobster?
I mean, I don't know. I don't care.
Panera's pretty good, man. Panera's bomb.
Yeah, I mess with Panera.
But the lobster, mac and cheese and the lobster roll. What's the difference between eating it at Panera's bomb. Yeah I mess with Panera but the lobster mac and cheese
and the lobster roll. What's the difference between eating it at
Panera or going to Red Lobby
aka Red Lobster and eating there
I mean. It's in the name
Red Lobster. I know but come on
horrible example. Come on. It is a
good example because you think Red
Lobster is really. Because they
specialize in lobster maybe? No I don't think
that they do. I think it's like. Oh no Red Lobster does they specialize in lobster no i don't think that they do i think oh no
red lobster does not specialize in like going to mcdonald's and asking for chicken mcnuggets and
you know that crap is not really chicken why would you go to taco bell for tacos it's not
like they specialize in that all that they have is the mexican pizza that's it yeah that's it
that's all they have so you're going to redster when it's probably crap lobster.
It's not even real.
So that's crab lobster, but Panera, that would be legit.
I'm saying why talk ish about the Panera one if your ass is going to go to Red Lobster?
I'm just saying, it'll be a little sus.
Tyler, are you getting the Panera Red Lobster lobster thing?
Yes, 100% without a doubt.
What are we talking about here?
Let's go.
Tyler doesn't strike me as a Panera guy, though.
No, it's too fancy.
There's a lot of bread there.
Too fancy.
Oh, yeah.
I have a lot of experiences at Panera.
The bread there is tremendous.
That's all you need to know.
Oh, yeah. It's all true.
Oh, the Fontina grilled cheese.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
In cereal news, Cheerios drops two new flavors,
honey vanilla and banana caramel, All in, all out.
Weird Cheerio flavors, man.
Stick to the classic. Honey Nut Cheerio or nothing.
I'm not a big
cheerio person these days. Well, actually, the classic is the
non-Honey Nut Cheerio, Eric.
Okay, well, I'm not a
75-year-old man, okay?
I need to listen to this thing.
Alright. He's having enough
from that Taco Bell conversation.
Okay.
How about this one?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch Rolls.
I did see that.
They look like little mini cinnamon rolls.
All in, all out.
All in.
All right.
We're in?
Yes.
Okay.
Now, did you see this one? I posted it up on the Woody Show Instagram, and then it was all over the place.
Did you see that Ritz and Oreo mashup cookie
where it's half Ritz with peanut butter
and then half Oreo into one cookie?
All in or all out?
All in.
I'm all in.
This was actually my and Eric's last conversation
before he got Rona.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
It sounds good.
So sweet and salty.
That's like, have you had the new Twixes yet?
No.
Oh, my God. The new Twixes, it's like, have you had the new Twix's yet? No. Oh my God.
The new Twix's, it's like in a bluish bag and it has the sea salt caramel in it.
It's freaking amazing.
You have to try it.
The only place I've ever seen it is Walmart.
But it's bomb and they sell like king size ones.
Has all those exclusives.
Well, you got to go there and try it because I'm telling you, your panties will get wet.
Okay.
All right. Pretty much. Nice. I'm telling you, your panties will get wet Okay, alright Pretty much
Alright guys, you want to go on to some tech news real quick?
Yes
Alright, tech news
And I only have one piece of tech news
And I think this is actually pretty cool
I'm the only one, I think, on the planet
That pays attention to Amber Alerts
On the phone, where it says
Hey, you know, a kid has been kidnapped
or something crazy is going down.
And a lot of people turn those things off.
But something's kind of cool that Instagram is doing.
They're going to have it show up in your feed.
So they'll have the Amber Alert show up in your feed
if you're in the area of an Amber Alert happening.
And I think that's kind of cool
because it doesn't make the crazy noise.
Doesn't scare the crap out of you.
And it'll be on a device that you're most likely looking at more than these messages that you're getting in the Amber Alert.
And you'll get a photo most likely versus just some random text of like, here's a description of a car and the license plate.
If you're looking for it, I think that's pretty cool of Instagram to
be doing. So that's my only tech
news. But we got to wrap this up. It was a
very fun, frustrating
podcast today. Thank
you for dealing with us. We're not having a
podcast for a couple weeks. Eric, please
get well soon. Come back in the studio.
Tyler, let's try to
fix your microphone. Yeah. Yeah, I'm working
on it.
We've been working on it for a while. Alright, guys.
Well, big shout
out real quick to all the podcasts.
Oh, wait. Big shout out real quick to
blanketsbytracy.com
That's T-R-A-C-E-Y
dot com. That's
blanketsbytracy.com
Shout out to Shasta Jeans
Boutique. The Shasta Jeans Boutique.
The Shasta Jeans Boutique with two O's because it's spooky.
And you can get to it
by going to your social media as well.
Yeah.
Link tree.
Yep.
At St. Bort on Instagram or Twitter.
You can click right there in the link tree.
It's the top post Shasta Jeans Boutique
or ShastaJeansBoutique.com.
Nice.
Also pick up Diego Hot Sauce.
Just go to DiegoHotSauce.com
or if you know about the
Cisco thing that has to do
with restaurants please
request Diego Hot Sauce
through Cisco and get it
into one of your restaurants
that would be greatly appreciated
listen to the Joe Coy podcast just go to
j-o-k-o-y.com
that's j-o-k-o-y.com
he has a movie coming out in August.
I was talking to him the other day about it.
He's pretty excited.
You know, a guy helped him put it together
by the name of Steven Spielberg.
I think I've heard of him.
Up and coming filmmaker.
Yeah.
Did he make that one archaeologist movie?
There's like a series of them.
One's coming out in a few years.
Harrison Ford.
Something like that. Okay, yeah. Well, the movie's called Easter Sunday you can get tickets right now
you can just buy them on Fandango
if you want to
that would be Easter Sunday with Joe Coy
make sure to support him
listen to Madden Kim
they are a band
you can stream their music
wherever you find music
just search Madden Kim
go to MaddenKim.com
if you see them on a
lineup, make sure to check them out. Check out the Sex with Emily podcast. Just go to sexwithemily.com.
That's sexwithemily.com. Follow her at sexwithemily on Instagram. Shout out to the Nerd Now podcast.
Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com with Ravy. Also check out the Friday Hour every Friday or Wednesday
when we're out of town on a Friday.
Just go to FridayHour.com.
That is our Twitch stream.
And of course, listen to the Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app.
Just search The Woody Show.
All right.
Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave?
For all you ladies out there, pregnant ladies, if you're having problems with your pubic
symphysis disorder, then be sure to
go on Amazon and buy yourself a belly bandit. It's a V-sling. It helps pregnancy pelvic support.
All right. Yeah. Tyler.
An infomercial.
Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Yeah, real quick. So I found this out over the weekend and i want to clarify this did not happen to me but make sure when you're on an escalator
that it's actually on or off so apparently what happened is over the weekend uh the rock station
that is in our building they had their version of alter ego Think of it like a mini alter ego, right?
So the people who are a part of the show that hosts this concert, they went across the street to the Marriott after.
Well, the main show host, his name is Rod, he didn't realize that the escalator was off.
So not only did he step on it, but he missed a step, completely fell down about 10 feet down the escalator when he tried standing up realized he couldn't stand up and they ended up finding out that apparently there's
a tendon that connects like your pcl in your knee up to your quad and yeah it was all jacked up so
he's in surgery today so he does well but always make sure sure that your escalator is either on or off before you step on.
All right, Brett, anything before we leave?
R.I.P. Randy.
R.I.P. Randy.
By the way, so I'm working from home today, obviously.
What time did Randy leave for work today, guys?
I love this game.
He probably left bright and early, 7 a.m.
I'll say he just barely left.
Yeah, noon.
I think he just barely left.
I'll say he's still on his couch and you can see him from where you're at right now.
No, no, no, guys.
He did leave the apartment complex today.
He did.
And I saw him walk down the driveway at 10.38 a.m.
Wow.
Wow.
That's a really start for our guy, Randy.
Damn.
Must be nice. Must be nice must be nice living the dream all right eric any uh more to say before we leave um 98 days till football season guys
no that's what i was here for under 100 under 100 that it's on par with the d23
yeah we said 98 days so so d20 oh i guess so it starts on a thursday d23 because that's uh
thursday night football for the nfl season well it was like 98 and um like 20 hours or something
like that so you know that means the friday then yeah you know that means eric has to have multiple
screens while we're at d23 so he can watch his football get his drink on and see all the Disney stuff
sounds good
I'm saying if
I end up tailgating
I might be skipping
on D23
we'll see about that
the ish face
at SoFi Stadium
alright guys
we'll see you next week
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