What's New Podcast - Everyone is sick, Kids Clothing is annoying, Moving out of town & More!

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

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What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up, everybody? And welcome to another edition of What's New, I'm Menace. I'm joined by Borge, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woodie Show, Boring Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on the Woodie Show podcast. We are joined today, not by Tyler, not by Eric, not by by Randy but coming through for us is our lovely friend Julianne

live from Covina, California Julianne our buddy Tyler. He's down. I know you're upset. He is not doing well today. Yes 103 fever and he's Yeah, very very sick and you know, with his health, that's not good. Yeah, and for the listeners out there, Tyler did go, and we'll get into this more when he gets back, and hopefully he feels better soon. He did go to spring training.

Yes. T-bag wagon's hard. Well, no, check this out. You would think so. Yeah, you're jumping the gun, because you're like, oh yeah, bandwagon, cuz he's a total Dodgers fan Or he's a Houston Astros fan. Yeah. Yeah, and the angels have been dead to him, right? Oh wait He goes to their spring training

We'll get into that spring training for the angels and the Cubs Oh weird I thought he was a hardcore Dodgers fan real quick myself and bored this weekend It's going down for real. We're gonna be at Sater brothers Garngrove that is Saturday March 1st 1 to 3 p.m. And we're gonna be doing a bunch of giveaways for Woody show events And we're be giving away tickets for concerts and so much more again And we'll be giving away tickets for concerts and so much more. Again, that is this weekend, March 1st in Carlingrove from 1 to 3 p.m. Also, the weekend after, I'm going to be in Lomita, March 8th at WSS. I'm so excited for this because I've been wanting to work with them for years.

So I'll be there 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. It is a grand opening of this store if you don't know what WSS is like Sammy it is a shoe store that has been around for quite a while. I love that store. Yes it's the best. The Blake look on her face when we told her. She's like what? She's like what's that? and I'm like it's a shoe store Sammy. They have a bunch everywhere Yeah, they're gonna have a grand opening. I'll be there 11 to 1 p.m Of course, we'll have the same type of giveaways there. So come see myself on March 8th But before that March 1st, you're not gonna want to miss these giveaways And if you just want to go ahead and write down I believe April 10th

We're gonna be back at Pieology and Irvine all the details will be at the Woody show.com to get more information so very excited for that to see you out there and We have also announced major major comeback of the Woody show after hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Park that is happening April 21st. I'm so excited. You can only win to get in. You can get all the details at thewoodyshow.com. But just a heads up, if you don't listen to us on alt 98 7 or a couple radio stations that we do on air giveaways for and you live out of the area, you can always go to the the woodshow.com and enter to win and we're giving away flyway trips to the after-hours takeover so that is very very exciting Julie Ann tell me about

your first takeover experience how awesome was it oh my god it was the most amazing event especially just because it was you know our listeners is what do you show listeners? It wasn't just people just from all over the place. It was people who loved the show and loved what you guys did. And I don't know. It's great having the park just open just to us and the lines are super short. The food's amazing. The drinks are good.

Like the rides are fun is everything all around is just great. Yeah, no crying babies like in the background right now I know You're trying to promote awesome Well, see you know what she's not gonna be coming with me this time It's just gonna be me and Felicity and my friend and her her teenage daughters. Yeah, we're gonna have a better time without the kids You know Disney is for you. Oh

Yeah, because check this out. I'm glad you said oh, yeah, you know, what do you show listeners? We are the only show that I know of that has this experience radio stations They'll do like their own like little takeover. I know there's like a company out there They'll do like three different radio stations. Yeah at the same time and just pack the place. And it's not a really fun experience. I know that some of the stations in the building, they'll have their own night, but an actual radio show having their own night, it is big.

So thank you to Disney for letting us have this experience for everybody. And Woody kind of teased it, after we do this one, we're gonna have another Disney experience after that so you're just gonna want to tune into the Woody show for all the details and listen to the wish of podcasts and we'll give you the heads up and of course always go to the woody show comm because we're gonna keep everybody updated on everything but I want to be updated on Julie and Julianne we haven't talked to you for a minute and you always have

great stories I don't really know what this is all about, but Bort said, ask Julianne about her weekend. I saw it on social media. I'm sorry, Julianne, I had a really busy weekend in San Francisco, so I wasn't really on social too much. Viewing it, I was posting to it, but I wasn't viewing it. So what was happening, Bort, can you tell me? And maybe Julianne can fill us in.

Well, you know, we're used to seeing Julianne out at the bar, in garages, getting turned up with her friends, going to the club with Aiden's cover band, on a cruise ship just squirting milk everywhere, all the crazy acts. Wild stuff, yeah. That's me, yes.

But this one, this was a page out of Randy's book. Really? Randy's recent book. Because as we know, last episode, we gave Randy a lot of crap for painting a sword. Oh yeah, you went into some nerd painting. So I see Julianne out with her friends, and then next thing on her story,

I started seeing some canvases, and I'm like, well, is this one of my artist friends? You know, cause I worked at an art gallery. I have a lot of artist friends and I'm like, wait a minute, what? The mountains almost look shaped like a woman's body and it's pacing like different, I know the, is Julienne in a painting class?

Oh my God. Julienne. A painting class? A couple episodes ago, you were telling us about the knitting. I'm like, dude, I already hear enough about freaking knitting from Sammy on the Woody Show. And I'm like, not you. And you're like, oh, I'm going to take a sewing class with my mom. Like, Julianne, we can't lose you.

But see, now we're at painting classes. It wasn't my choice. It was my friend Tiffany's birthday, and that's what she planned. It literally was not because I- You're not friends with dorks other than Tyler and Randy. Well, you know, sometimes my friends have dork tendencies, and this was one of them.

But it's a sip and paint, so you get to drink. You get to get tossed while you paint. Oh, you get to have a wide tasting. You can have whatever you want. You can have Barry of Jack Daniels and Coke. You can do whatever you want. So. But I was DD, guys, because I got a new ride. Oh, yeah, I saw that on social. Yeah, you're shining.

And bourbon. I know all the kids, I need somewhere to put them. So I was like, I'll drive and you guys can all drink and whatever, so that's what we did. But again, it wasn't my birthday plan. I didn't wanna do it. It wasn't for me. It was not my choice. I mean, it's never stopped you before

from taking over a party and making it the way a Julianne party should be. This is true, but it was also on a Sunday. And I just, I was not feeling it, you know? Yeah, responsibilities, like kids and work. Yeah, and I wanted to go to the gym in the morning. So I was not about to get tossed. I know, I've been hitting the gym like every single day,

doing yoga, Pilates, bar, hit classes. You know what I'm saying? What did this? I mean, here's the thing. You've always had a fit body, right? But what's inspired you to get even more active with it right now? Is that because of- Looking at myself in the mirror naked, it's grossing me out.

I have hardcore body dysmorphia and just my stomach after having a baby. I don't have loose skin or anything, but it's just a blob I try to look like Tyler. So I Know you're like hey, I don't get these girls that let themselves go. Yeah. Yeah So, I mean I guess if someone else was to see me they'd be like, what are you talking about? You're skinny You're fit. But but to me personally, I have a certain standard and that's what I, and I'm not happy with where I'm at. So in order to get happy, I have to eat better and go to the gym and I go to choose fitness and I am so freaking obsessed with it. So if you guys

have a choose fitness next to you, go to it. They have the best classes I'm telling you it's addicting. So yeah, nice. I'm all about it. I'm trying to hook up with e Eos fitness. Have you heard of them? They're like popping up everywhere. I don't know where they came from No, no, that's super fancy stuff. I ain't going yeah Eos fitness never heard of them, but they're popping up everywhere. I go to Dallas and I see them. I go out to- I think I've seen the name, yeah.

Yeah, around Los Angeles. I don't know if there's a chain that just rebranded itself, but how do you just pop up out of nowhere and then there are just locations everywhere? It's odd. Probably a takeover or something like that. Yeah, probably.

Can I ask one question about Julian's new ride? Yes. Yes. Dude, she's a suburban hood mom because every suburban hood mom has a suburban or a Escalade or something like, or a Tahoe. I'm not getting no minivan, I'll tell you that. I'm aware, I grew up in North Hollywood next to Van Nuys.

Every hood mom had a suburban. Expedition. Yep. So Julian said that she took all of her friends. She was a DD right? Yeah, how many people does this seat? Well three no three in the back, and then I have two captain chairs and so that's five so seven oh So you want my captain chairs, okay? Yeah, I had to have captain chairs because the captain chairs needed to hold the two car seats. So Felicity could walk through the aisle way to get, yeah, to get walked on the aisles so she can get into her seat. So what are you going to do with the two other seats? Are you going to fill them? Okay. So yeah, this weekend I am, I'm going to Arizona. My sister's graduating from Phoenix, Arizona

and she wants to walk. So yeah, so we got an Airbnb. And we're going to be taking my car out there. So I'm going to be in the back with Felicity and the two babies. And then my stepdad's going to drive, and my mom's going to be in the front. So it's going to be full. Hell yeah.

So I plan on getting turned on Saturday. So that would probably be a nice Instagram story. Yes! Support it! There we go, that's what we need to see on that Instagram, not the weird painting. Yeah, some ass painting crap. Nobody wants to see that. Did you guys see the cherry blossoms that I drew on my mountains? No, we want to see milk squirting and shots being taken.

Milk squirt painting! What she paints with the milk on canvas! I shut up! Oh my god, dude! All right, we've been trying to figure out a good side hustle for you. Okay, Julian, here's what we'll do. We'll get some canvases with some watercolors

and just paint them a solid color, just start squirting, just start shooting, and whatever it is. I could do that. I could like dip my nipple in paint and then squeeze my boob, and then maybe my boob and then maybe the blue and the white of the milk

will turn into baby blue on the canvas. All right, Etsy store coming at ya. Yes! Here we go. Ah! It's on. Best idea we've ever had. Julienne, so I was just in the San Francisco Bay area

and it was my nephew's birthday. And by the way, while I was going to my nephew's birthday party, I went to Gabriel Iglesias shows. He's out on tour right now. I went to a show in San Jose and I went to a show in San Francisco. So freaking good. You got to go check it out. Go to fluffyguy.com, see where he's going to be at near you. He also has this guy, Jerry Garcia, that's on tour that he has his own tour with another guy named concrete So good check him out and our guy Martin Moreno So freaking funny hilarious the best so go see that but so Julian I'm out shopping for my nephew getting gifts and

Dude the clothing makes no freaking sense. It's like women's clothing, but worse when it comes to toddlers and infants and kids and oh, 12 months, 18 months. Oh, you got the months, you got the t's for toddlers. Yeah. And then the shoes, like I want to buy shoes, but I don't even know what size to get. And I just like, you know what?

I just bought whatever and go, he'll grow into it. Honestly, the shoes are the hardest part. I don't even know what size shoes my baby wears So I don't even put shoes on her like I wait Till she's like till she could walk cuz then you kind of know what size that they wear But now they don't want some shoes on they just want socks. They don't need shoes. They don't even walk They're crying. Yeah, but you know my nephew got to be out here shining in some Jordans He needs shoes.

So I ended up buying like, and I think what is T five? Is that for a five year old? A five T or tall, tall or tall? Toddler. See, you don't even know. And you got nine kids because they each one's different. I don't remember what age it stops at toddler. I think by five, I think it might be tall.

So there should be a size five and then five T is tall. Tall, height? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like they're like longer, like they're tall. Yeah, but like what age, what age is that? Oh, I think. Oh, so five is usually for like a five year old. Oh damn, so he's one and I just bought him

a pair of shoes for a five year old. Oh. He'll get there eventually. Well his clothes, his clothes. I don't know about the shoes. I'm telling you, the shoes are weird. I don't like buying shoes for babies because they're either way too small or way too big. And by the time you want to get them on them,

by the time you put them on their damn foot, they are too small for them. You just, you never win. And then every kid grows at a different rate. There's clothing that like Eric's kid was growing super fast and then I thought the clothes I bought would be too small No fits in them. I got the sizing wrong, but he's still like they grow at all these different sizes No, and so I'm very eclectic when I'm doing my buying So I'll get something from like Old Navy or I'll go like higher end like a supreme or something like that you would

But I did find like really good deals at Old Navy, like these dope ass like toddler or one-year-old shirts for only five bucks. Oh, nice. Yeah, Old Navy is that's where it's at. That's where you get all the best clothes and they're like super cheap. And it was legit. It wasn't like cheap quality stuff. It was pretty awesome.

It was like cool looking stuff too. I did buy this $30 jacket there though, but it was like a letterman jacket, but it was pretty awesome. It was like cool looking stuff too. I did buy this $30 jacket there though, but it was like a Letterman jacket, but it was nice quality. It was like all sewn in patches and stuff, not printed on. It was legit, man. I love shopping for little kids, but again, just get the sizes right.

And it goes to women, right? Like, oh, I'm a size eight, size seven. Like, dude, let's just keep it real. Like what's your waist size? Or they go size 29, size 24. Like, there's just different sizes, depending on what store you go to. Just keep it real and just say what your waist size is and then your length. I mean...

Let's make it easy, all right? I kind of understand, though, because if you go to Target, man, and you get a t-shirt as opposed to going to, like, a Macy's, it doesn't matter if those are the same size, those shirts are not fitting the same. There's always the, what I like to call the European sizes So if you go to H&M and H&M extra-large is not an American extra-large. It is a American medium So small for guys Oh the worst like I went to Japan and I saw

dope Nike Sweatshirt, and I said extra large no that's like a size Small it's a large. Yeah, I needed like a triple X Japan size To get something I wanted a little Tokyo, and I saw a shirt that I really wanted and my wife looked in She's like oh you better not get the large you better keep going up that ain't gonna fit I don't know how you do it Julianne, but the worst and like Also, okay. I have another question. How you be feeding all these damn kids though Like how are you like a secret millionaire that we don't know about first you gotta fill up a freaking suburban

And you gotta feed all these damn kids and painting classes I know I know. Well, okay. So for the clothes, I've been using a lot of like, I saved a lot of stuff for Felicity and I saved it for Serenity. And then Serenity got a bunch of stuff, obviously at her birthday parties and whatever. So now that's all going to Verity.

So I don't have to worry about clothes. But with the whole feeding thing, I do this food app and it's called hungry root and I just spent 200 bucks a week and I get food delivered to my house and it's called hungry root hungry roots yeah and if you sign up for it let me know I'll give you my code but it just sends what what is this like organic stuff no you get to pick what goes in the box like so it's like a grocery store And it's like a meal prep place to you so can I get my flaming hot Cheetos up in there?

I don't know I don't know because I have mine set up to be healthy Depends on it depends on how you want your set up like sometimes I'll get keto meals or sometimes I'll get high protein meals or low low calorie meals Just it just depends on what I set my thing up for but okay wait So you're spending $200 a week on this so that's $800 a month and that feeds four kids Well that you Kevin I don't need to feed my eight month old yet because she just eats breast milk and formula And then sorry my kid won't shut up. I keep telling her to shut up. I keep pushing you.

It's all good. It sounds like Tyler to me. Yeah. Tyler's like, wait, can I sign up for the Chi Chi Milk? He texted me, he's listening live. He just can't talk because he's sick. I can't wait for the milk paintings. The finest of arts.

Chi Chi Milk. If I look the painting, do you think it'll still taste good? I get the triple X bottle and the yeti can is in my mouth. But yeah, so my baby doesn't need food. The toddler, you know, she picks that we just get her chicken nuggets and fruit. so she's fine So it's mainly just like us three me Kevin and Felicity when they get older dude They're gonna eat she had a house and home. I know that's when I would have to Chicken nuggies are not cheap man. I know and sorry I'm not like, you know doing the mathematics on your income, but then you also you have animals

Which costs a lot of money. Yeah, I have two dogs. Yeah, I mean the dogs are you know from past episodes We found out they're feeding themselves So I guess you don't have to worry about that For some reason there's no squirrels in the neighborhood I guess you don't have to worry about that If you see them walking by with a rattle you're not feeding them You guys that ladies like walk past my house a few times She won't even look at my house don't even look at my direction I wouldn't look at your house either. Why?

I told her. And people don't know what we're talking about. There's a past episode about a cat that went missing, maybe because of Julianne's dog. I wouldn't want this lady looking at my house. She could be a birth mom. Why do you want that? I know.

She's probably the one who called my phone and started crying in my phone about her cat dying. Yeah. Now that makes sense. That's what I thought. I know. I didn't want to listen to that audio. So I'm a little upset about this

because I saw, I woke up to all the messages and the audio and I went. Did we even recap this yet? No, we haven't. No, we didn't. We did on the Woody Show. We did on the Woody Show. We talked about it on the Woody Show.

Okay, on this podcast, if you haven't heard, what was the last weekend or the weekend before? No, the weekend before. Yeah, two weeks ago, Julianne texted us over the weekend and she's like, guys, I got this weird voicemail of this lady crying. And we're like, okay, send it to us. And then so we listened and it is scary.

It sounds like something out of a horror film. And we're like, huh, is this a scam? Or like, you know, like, oh, hey, I have your mother at ransom or whatever. So you sent me the phone number, I reversed the phone number and I go, oh no, this looks kind of creepy guys because it is a Southern California number,

but the latest address on the phone number is something up in Oregon. And if you look on the Google Maps, this house is the crappiest house on the block. And on top of it, their main window is being, not that is broken, it's just being covered up by plywood so you can't see inside the house. And there's a car parked in there. So somebody's living in there. I said, Julian, just to vet this

thing out, maybe you should call the local authorities just to check it out and to say, Hey, I got this voice message. I looked up the number and it goes to this address. And the police said what they said that he actually went down to the house. He knocked on the door, nobody answered. And then he called the number and he called it three times. And each time a male picked up and started cussing him out. And then, um, he called back for the fourth time and they said, what do you want? And he tried to explain the situation and told them who he was. And he's like, no, thank you.

Not interested in, he hangs up on him. So he, the, the detective felt like it was a scam as well, but told me to also call the city where that number is located in California, which is in Riverside. And I do know people out there. So I called them up personally and asked them what I should do.

And they told me to just leave it alone cause it's most likely a scam. So yeah. And the lady's dead by now anyways. Yeah. And she's probably dead because you know, it had already been 24 hours almost. So yeah, but anyways, yeah. So just to recap, so you got that weird voice message

and we're joking that, you know, it might be your neighbor crying in your phone that she found your number. And Bore, if you can drop the audio in here so everyone can hear it. If they didn't hear it on the Woody Show, they could hear it here. Luckily, that's a menace thing. Again, so that audio came through. I saw the group chat and I went, oh hell no, I'm not listening to this.

I don't know which devil black magic this is. Look, I like the devil. He's a friend of mine. But I don't want no black magic, no brouhaha crap. And then immediately, next morning, menace is is like dude. Do you have that audio? We got to put it in we got played on the air Yeah, I have to hear this and I just feel blood curdling chills Everyone thought when I set it up like oh wasn't gonna be a big deal

But then when I played the audio I go hey guys just uh, you know I know we don't like to say trigger warning, but here's a trigger warning so giving you a trigger warning right here. Here is the voicemail All right, that's what it sounded like I Alright that's what it sounded like Now you can understand why I said hey Julian just you know non-emergency number just call Call the police and just have it vetted out. You know we did our part. We did the best that we could And I really hope I prayed it so hard that it was okay That it's just a scam. Yeah, yeah, I really did. It scared me, especially after you called me

and you were like, maybe you should call. You freaked me out. I was like, oh my God, he's right. Yeah. And you know, it's crazy is like, my grandmother has gotten calls like this. We have your grandson. We kidnapped him and we need money or whatever.

And my grandma just hung up, never called me. But she knows. And we need money or whatever and my grandma just hung up never called me So she I guess like all the older people get together and they have this thing called the silver report and they're up on Like every new scam out there. So like they have a little network and they talk about it So they don't get scammed. Did you see you see the latest one that our friend Jeff G was posting about no he had a DHL package dropped off or a neighbor! He had a DHL package dropped off or a neighbor of his had a DHL package dropped off that said Sorry we missed you, scan this QR code

so we can properly get you your package There was no DHL package No way! There was no nothing Oh no! It's a QR code to automatically get your information or send money Whoa! That's wild, I haven't even heard about that one And they're dropping it at people's doors It's a QR code automatically like get your information or like some money Heard about that one and they're dropping it at people's doors

That's the thing. Yeah, it's good to know Wow, that's something that Julie am to fall for Remember remember when you robocalled me You robo-called me? Yeah, fell for it. Oh yeah, robo-call. Oh, that was awesome. Speaking of which, I don't know if we asked the update on this because it did rain the other week. How are the numbers on your curb doing from that scam? Yeah, so.

The numbers are still there. Recap that one. Some guy just painted a curb and said that you need to pay me. And Julianienne paid him 25 bucks god he's out there in the heat sweating pretending to put on my numbers but he really did a good job so and they're still there thank you very much for asking speaking of scam i almost got murdered on uh hollywood boulevard because i went out to go record um first impressions yeah uh julienne i don't out to go record first impressions of Julian. Do we do first impressions when you worked here?

Yeah. Okay, yeah, so if people don't know, for some reason you know I listen to the Woody Show, we take out photos of our coworkers and we go on the street and we have people comment on them. And I go, you know what, I'm just gonna go to Hollywood Boulevard, it's packed with people, I will get some feedback there

So I see this guy being loud and I go oh perfect because you want something loud that has a lot of energy that's gonna talk some ish or whatever and I go up to him and this guy his scam is or his hustle he told me is that he was an extra in some movie and He hears his autograph Oh, no, and dude it's so sad because like I met like this Nice family from Korea and they're on Hollywood Boulevard and they think they're gonna see they asked me They're like, where's the movie stars and I'm like, oh, sorry, they don't really go here

So I was being nice to them and I was trying to shoot them away from Hollywood Boulevard. But I noticed this guy talked to this old lady from Dallas. Oh, no. He's like, oh, yeah, I was in this movie, blah, blah, here. So they offer you the signed photo first, and then they ask for a donation. Right, much like the CDs that they always give out on Hollywood Boulevard, too.

Yeah. So the guy was like, yeah, here's my photo, $5. I was like, no, how about this? I'll give you $10, comment on these things. And he's like, no, get the eff away from me. Get away from my stuff. This is my hustle right here. I'm like, well, you're a legal dumbass, because I'm offering you

twice of what you're going to make off your stupid autograph thing. Relax. Is that my neighbor? Yeah It's just like and there's not a cop to be seen anywhere and this is Hollywood Boulevard Well, this crap is happening constantly How is there not police present because it just happens so often that what are they gonna do? They can't like but they're gonna take someone in and then by the time they try to come back. It's gonna happen They're gonna take someone in and then by the time they try to come back it's gonna happen again It's just like a repeated rotation

Yes, let's clean it up But do you know what I I don't even blame it on the cops dude because they need the support of local government To back them up on this kind of crap Oh, yeah, because they don't have that type of backup then they can't really do anything and it sucks Yep, and that's why I'm moving where menace Where's the Orange County where? You showed me the funniest video Police in Orange County and please break it down for everybody. It is so funny

Okay So as you know in Los Angeles County up until recently people were stealing whatever they want and they could walk out of stores Up to 900 bucks worth of stuff Right and all they do is if the cops show up They either just let them walk or they write them a ticket and release them because they can't Prosecute them and have them go to jail because the local government. Yeah, we're not being political here. We're just being logical Yes logical and also I hate every politician possible Yeah, so I just want people to be cool, and not do crimes or threaten people's lives.

Uh-huh. So this, all these dumb mother f'ers, they all cross the county into Orange County because they're thinking, oh they have nice stuff there, let's go steal from there. But every single time these people are like, oh I only stole $800 you're supposed to let me go. Nope. Sorry this is Orange County. Yeah this is all body cam footage. Yeah way Yeah, and and you should see these people's faces when they realize like oh the laws not the same as Los Angeles Yeah, one person was like this is Los Angeles. They went no, it's not this is Orange County. Sorry This is a felony you're going to jail and then some other person was like you're supposed to write me a ticket to release

I'm I'm blah blah blah and they're like, uh like no you have two warrants out and you just caused a felony so you're going to jail. So it can't be done but again local government has to back it up anyways. I can't wait. And when are you moving to Orange County? Well we get a double feature this Saturday not only do I get to be in Garden Grove at Stater Bros I get to get the keys for my new place You gonna be having a housewarming party, I'm quiet That's I say Tyler's not like he's not too hungry well, you're not too hungry right now Yeah well, I if you if you ever need a Friendly person to come over and help you move and just sit back and enjoy an ice-cold beer afterwards. You can call me up I'm here to help. Oh, wow

I know I know I'm very kind Wow Julianne wants to help Randy has volunteered Tyler to help me move as well if I need it. But I actually went with a recommendation that Mena suggested multiple times and I'm getting a moving company. What? Oh yeah, that's a good idea. Good idea.

I am splurging and not a sponsor for Shibby, but Pure Movers. Dude, they're the best. Pure Movers, they're so efficient, very affordable versus other movers, and I've used them four times already. Look them up. I don't know where they- That movie sucks. I don't know what the map of coverage that they do.

They were cool is what I told them. Yeah, so I don't know if they're like in other cities or whatever, but I use them in Los Angeles. So if you're in Southern California, if you need to move from LA County to Orange County Or maybe you want to be adventurous and move out to to Riverside County, you know, I do that I think I use them for Coachella Valley to maybe they go that far. Oh, I don't remember Sounds like it. But yeah, they were very like, okay, what size bedroom? Okay? This that what date what date, what date?

They even offer me better options on rates. They went, that's a high, God, what do you even call that? That's a high traffic day. If you do one of these days, it'll be this much less. Sweet. That's like very nice. Very cool.

I'm so excited. Shout them out. All right, well, we do have to wrap this up. I'm sorry that everybody wasn't on the pod today we had to record this earlier because Thursday has some stuff going on and then Friday Friday. No, wait. No, no, wait, what's going on this week? Hold on Mark February 28th March 1st, March 2nd. Oh, yeah Yeah under here. Oh, I'm gonna in on Thursday get interview somebody from power slap

Right slap is happening March 7th. So yeah, mmm, and then I'm going to this thing Lucky strike bowling. They're having like like a party for their Beverly Hills opening That's gonna be fun. So yeah cool got a couple things going on and then of course this weekend Saturday March 1st Let's just say you're gonna want to be there Stater Bros Garden Grove 1 to 3 p.m. Hang out with myself and bored We're gonna have a bunch of giveaways for a bunch of different things So come on out get all the information go to the witty show comm of course on March 8th

If you can't make it out on March 1st. I will be in Lamida from 11 a.m. To 1 p.m. At WSS shoes check them out I'll be out there doing the same giveaways as I'm doing at stater bros and check out our friends like fluffy Aka Gabriel Iglesias go to fluffy guy calm check out our friend. Joe koi I last time I saw he was on the East Coast Just go to jok OY.com get some blankets blankets by Tracy just go to blankets by Tracy calm our Google

Blankets by Tracy that is Eric's mom she makes lovely blankets that keep me warm every single night also my dogs They love the blankets as well They wrap themselves up in them shout out to our friend Emily from sex with Emily just go to sex with Emily.com Shout out to our friends man Kim They are banned just search man Kim when you're listening to music or go to man Kim comm and see them perform live What is happening at Shasta jeans boutique Bort as you know we have beautiful stone bracelets beautiful stone necklaces with different styles like bat pendants and dragon heads.

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Nice. So order now. Do it. And while you're online, again, go to thewoottyshow.com and enter to win the After Hours Takeover Giveaway. I see where you download this podcast from. It is from all over the country Unfortunately, we don't have any out of the country giveaways

I apologize, but anywhere in the contiguous United States or maybe I don't know you can go read all the rules Go to the woody show calm and if you're not listening to one of our radio stations anyone I get in on the Giveaway the woody show calm and after the takeover, we're launching another thing with Disney that's going to be awesome. So just listen to The Woody Show and you get hooked up. It's going to rule. Any more shout outs that we got to do after that? I don't think so.

Hopefully Eric will be back. Randy will be back. Tyler will be back. And Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave? No, I'm golden. Oh listen in the mothership the woody show duh I just well I pretty much just told you that already Do you have anything to say before we leave uh Yes, if you don't like where you live move Yeah, do it because your mental health is worth more than you could ever ever imagine

Uh-huh, and I can't tell you guys how crazy I actually felt in the last two years and how physically ill I feel I am so excited to move! Nice! And if they do move who should they use? Pure movers not a sponsor, but should be And uh, oh, can I just shout out they are they are a sponsor I know people complain that we talk about sponsors, But just trying to take care of you check this out Fiji Airways whoo Fiji Airways is a sponsor of the woody shell in Dallas and in Los Angeles

Yes, they fly from Dallas now to Fiji and it's amazing now people think like oh Fiji That's unattainable. They have those huts over the water that must be so extensive. Do some research and check out how affordable it is. One, to fly to Fiji on Fiji Airways, and two, to stay in Fiji. It is absolutely beautiful, crystal clear waters.

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Check out Fijiairways.com. I think my next big trip is actually gonna be in May to Miami, cause I'm gonna go check out F1. I'm obsessed with F1 now. Love it. But also, Bert, Bert Kreischer, he's gonna have his 5K run with Tom Segura and Jelly Roll this time.

That's right. Oh, nice. And you did it last year and did it well, so you're gonna do it again? Yeah, I'm less fatter now, too. Yeah. I'm down 45 pounds, so it should be a little bit easier. I'd love to do it with you if you want a partner. Are you gonna fly to Miami? Oh

that's right dang it yeah if you buy me a ticket. This one is in Tampa the run is in Tampa on a Sunday so that is May 6th I believe. Come on Julian you could do a quick turnaround. You could drop the kids off for a day. I gotta fill up as their bourbon gas tank now. I don't know. Go to BurtBurtBurt.com, get more information. Also, we did all those giveaways for Burt's show. It's gonna be at Resorts World.

Go to ResortsWorld.com. He's gonna be there March 21st and 22nd I'm gonna be at the 21st show with all the woody show listeners, but Bert Bert Bert Dot-com love that guy very nice guy got to party with him in New Orleans so much fun So thank you for listening this podcast. Please rate and review it also. We have a reddit page Yes, yes, I just saw somebody post something in the reddit page what's new pod is the the thread and

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