What's New Podcast - Food Help, Circa Las Vegas, Dream Cities, Graduations and Craigslist
Episode Date: June 20, 2020On this episode of What's New Pod we talk Food Help, Circa Las Vegas, Dream Cities, Graduations, Craigslist and more!...
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What's new? What's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Bortz, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and on AFN around the world.
That is the military network. You can just search the Freedom Channel and they will be your morning show we are joined
by eric aka nick soundwave who is boards assistant and works at fox sports what is up eric what up
what up and we have randy who is a radio dj and he works on the woody show what is up randy hey
what's up everyone and we're very very blessed everybody we are joined by Tyler. What is up Tyler way up? You all feel blessed to have me there
It is
Tyler why do you gotta upset the rest of the guys?
I got excited. I'm sorry. That's my bad. It's like it's like when he's not energetic
He's just hey guys, and then when he's energetic he goes for cringe yeah shut up yeah oh is this
what i'm gonna expect you know we're supposed to party together at a house in uh palm springs in
about a week and i mean is it just gonna be bickering back and forth like that or no this
this is what we always do when we hang out though naturally anyways yeah i expect them to bicker
with me a little bit and you know what That just shows that you guys missed me.
That's all it is.
Yeah.
And then after we get drunk, everybody hugs and says how much they love each other.
I mean, the last time that we were all together, it wasn't all love and hugs.
I mean, I did force Tyler to finish a bunch of alcohol.
He may have gone a little too blitz.
Me and him fought with snowballs.
He threw a giant ice ball at my chest and I had bruises all night.
You said to throw it at you.
That is not my fault.
You didn't check to see if there was ice in it. I grabbed a clump
of snow. How am I supposed to know there's
ice or a rock in it? Good thing when we see
Tyler, he's going to be just, you know,
absolutely jacked and like super skinny
because he's been doing nothing but prison workouts in his room.
No, he hasn't because I've been checking his activity
out and it still
says zero. Apparently he's still not wearing his activity app. It still says zero.
Apparently, he's still not wearing his watch that he bought for some reason.
I'm still wearing it, but someone else added me on the activity app,
and I haven't seen anything from them.
That's funny because on the breakdown, it actually says the complete opposite,
you effing lard.
Go ahead and do some exercise.
Do you just lie, man?
What the hell?
We can see you
don't move wait wait what are you inferring to i am referring to how the other day randy added me
on the apple watch activity thing and i happened to be up at like 11 58 i looked at it and it said
randy had completed like two percent of his activity for the day because my watch was dead
oh cool nice excuse okay i mean you're digging yourself out you're putting yourself out you're fighting
on a really weird hill you want to die on this one dude okay all right well i think we're jumping
like four spaces ahead but i was gonna bring that up that randy has been closing his rings
so i mean you have to win the opposite yeah but what? Okay, okay, you have a watch too
You should be able to see every single day
Unless you're not moving
Or working out or doing anything
I'm moving, I'm working out
Well, no, okay, that part
Okay, if you haven't listened to past
Podcasts or you don't know what we're talking
About, we're talking about the Apple Watch
And the Activity app and it shows like how much
You've worked out for the day and we finally got Tyler on an Apple watch and it shows
no activity ever. And then that was Randy not too long ago, but suddenly out of nowhere,
you're starting to close your ring. So Randy, what are you doing? How's this happening?
I just been going on walks. You know, my, my girlfriend's kind of been shaming me because
she started running again. So I'm like, you know what? I might as well start walking.
And then I've been doing some hikes sometimes. Randy has looked slimmer. Yeah, he has. I told
him, I'm like, dude, you do look a little bit skinnier. And I mean, people are body shaming
you off of that video where you got shot in the butt. Yeah. I just, you know, it's, I've been
kind of used to the whole body shaming thing because I mean, obviously we work for a nationally syndicated radio show. So it's like, we're going
to encounter a lot of people and some people, whether they have their own issues or whatever,
they like to be, be dicks. I've learned from the best, obviously you guys just kind of like,
let the things bounce off you. But I haven't been paying mind to it. Cause it's like, you know what,
as long as I keep doing what I'm doing, eating less, eating cleaner and exercising, eventually I should get to where I want to get to.
With the party house, I was thinking, what kind of food do we need to have at the house? Because
I was thinking like, oh crap, we have Bort. He doesn't eat meat. Like how do I feed this guy?
Bort, what do you live off of? If we're going to have this party house.
Nuts and berries.
Yeah. Nuts and berries.
It can't just be alcohol well i mean that was a big part of it was just gonna be straight
whiskey and stuff but i mean i'm pretty simple when it comes to anywhere uh my wife's vegetarian
i'm aspiring vegetarian so the easiest thing for me to eat dude burritos and quesadillas done
that's all i need in life that's all i eat every day burritos and quesadillas and protein bars all right so just bean and cheese burritos without rice oh rice would be super
dope man rice guac sour cream everything i'm down here's something too to think about though
is randy and tyler gonna be able to stick to their keto diet for the weekend
i've been thinking about that i don't even take a weekend off. We had some pretty I mean as far as
Slippery slope to the edge
Yeah
We had some pretty
Fired donuts get brought in from a certain place that we always crap on even menace who isn't the biggest fan enjoyed them and I
Didn't touch him Eric. I mean Eric kind of helped me not touch him
But I mean I had a box closed in his face if I have that sort of willpower, I can probably,
I can probably make it. It's just, I've gotten this far without bread. As long as you eat meat
or something, cheese. Okay. I don't pay attention to any of that keto talk that you guys have. So
what food does it entail? Primarily, but lots of protein and lots of high fat. So avocados,
olive oil, lots of meats. Can't really have a whole lot of fruit. Try to avoid sugar as much as you can.
No beans, no carbs, obviously. And so it's one of those things where once you get used to it,
it's not that bad, but getting into it sucks because you're so accustomed to eating bread and sugar and stuff. Okay, what I'm trying to ask you is if I'm going grocery shopping for food for
the house for the weekend, what should I buy? Burger patties, steak, eggs, lots of eggs.
There is one very specific thing that a buddy of mine sent me and Randy.
Apparently at Sprouts, they sell this thing called fat snacks,
and they're basically keto cookies and keto dessert that you can have.
But don't make him go out of his way just to accommodate for us.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm going to go get that myself, and I'll probably just bring it by.
Because if you're at...
Definitely not going to do that.
So, I need the easiest thing.
If you're at the grocery store,
ideally, just lots of eggs, cheese, bacon,
and then just hamburger patties or steak.
That's stuff that we can get, too, obviously.
That all sounds pretty good.
I mean, Keto, why are you bitching?
That's pretty good stuff to eat still.
Yeah, you guys sound whiny.
It's just tough because, like, you guys...
No, because every once in a while,
I see you guys enjoying something that I wish I could have.
I mean, the bread thing for me,
like I explained a couple weeks ago, the bread thing for me
is what sucks because I'm used
to just making stuff really quick.
Something that's just easy.
I miss bread so much. You have no
idea. And of course,
because I still live
at home, of course course as soon as i decide
to do this keto thing my mom starts making all this stuff that i can't have so like she made
she's made cookies she's made like two cakes she's made banana bread yeah i can't even have
i'm dying over here i hate it all right eric brett do you think they're gonna break yes i think i'll
break i will yeah they'll probably break remember the last time we were all together and we ate
menace how much was it three hundred dollars worth of taco bell and we ate that all night
huge table like a table for 10 people and it was all spread out like tony montana and uh instead
of cocaine it was taco bell value packs dude here's the real question
tacos and burritos because most likely I'm going to break Tyler already says that he thinks he's
going to break the question is who's going to get the most sick because once you break off of it and
you go back to eating stuff you used to eat your body hasn't dabbled with that in a minute so who
knows how it's going to react I think Kyle is going to get the most sick. I never believed that though. I've done diets
where like when I went vegetarian for a year, they're like,
oh dude, you're going to be so sick when you eat meat. And the only reason
I broke is because I was in Phoenix, Arizona
and I was at the Heart Attack Grill. And I'm like, when am I going
to be by the Heart Attack Grill ever again?
At the time, that's my thought because it was in Phoenix.
It's since moved to Las Vegas on Fremont Street.
But I ate the biggest burger, like bigger than my entire head.
And I was fine.
Yeah, and that's going into the deep end with the Heart Attack Grill.
That stuff is greasy.
That's going jumping into the deep end after not swimming in your entire life.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
Unless you're a puss, I guess you'll get sick.
Speaking of downtown Las Vegas, have you guys looked at Circa at all?
This brand new spot that's opening up in downtown Vegas.
The soft launch is October 28th and the official launch is supposed to be December 28th. I think this thing is made
for you. Dude, I was reading up on some of it. Like you showed us some of the renderings and
this sports book, unlike most casinos, that's kind of tucked away in the corner somewhere.
You got to go find it. Apparently this one is visible throughout anywhere in the casino on
the floor in the two story casino. So you can be anywhere like blackjack table and you can look up
and see the sports book from the cross the casino, which is nuts to me because, you know, me, I'm a sports guy.
I got usually got sports. I usually got money going on something when I'm in Vegas.
And it's always like, OK, outside of the screens that are around, you want to go to the sports book.
You want the wall of TVs and you got to find it.
But apparently at Circa, you're not going to need to find it because you'll be able to see it wherever you're at in the casino, which is dope.
So going off the sports thing uh the first thing that caught my
eye there's an amphitheater pool so i'm just thinking there's so many pools right there and
they all face this giant big screen tv like it's huge it probably rivals maybe some jumbotrons in
certain arenas or whatever and i'm thinking about it and i'm just thinking wouldn't it be
amazing just to lounge in the pool ice cold beer in your hand you're in las vegas and on this mega
screen tv is just the super bowl you're just watching it you're relaxing you're not doing
it so dope i wonder how cool i haven't read any details about if you can just rent out certain
sections like a pool of like you and your People got to look this up because they might not even understand what we're talking about.
It looks like an entire field of just pools.
And at the end of the field is a giant screen.
Yeah, I was reading up on it.
It says they have six temperature controlled pools and they're all facing it.
So this place is definitely geared towards the sports aspect of it, which I think, I mean,
they understand that sports betting is the
next thing and they want people to come in and plop their asses down and sit and watch it at
their tvs yeah it's super fun now i love sports but i feel like we're missing out on one thing
because i'm not a whole i'm not a big betting man myself i was checking out the website and i was
looking at the food spots they're gonna have on location yes and one that stood out to me is
project barbecue relax in the backyard while you feast on freshly smoked barbecue featuring their are going to have on location on site. Ooh, yes. And one that stood out to me is Project Barbecue.
Relax in the backyard while you feast on freshly smoked barbecue.
Oh, yeah. Featuring their signature dish, which is called the Garbage Bowl.
Yes.
I can only imagine how good that is.
Did you read any other food spots?
Saginaw's Delicatessen.
I want all the meats.
And it says right here, the sandwiches are so big, you'll need two hands to eat them.
And, you know, October 28th is my birthday. So my birthday, so I'm down to record a live podcast there.
Okay, so how about we record two live podcasts because you said that the hard opening is December 28th, and that's my birthday.
So let's just make it a twofer.
I'm down.
Let's do it.
They've got Asian fusion with a restaurant called Eight East.
They've got this like crazy sports bar spot called Victory Burger where they have Coney Island dogs, a bunch of different hot dogs.
It's like a bunch of different companies that all sort of mesh together and sell their food there.
So you got Coney dogs.
You got special places that have like wings and all that stuff.
And they all just sell out of that spot for the sports fans.
That's awesome. Oh, speaking of live podcasts. podcasts now i haven't shared this with you guys and i can't really share too much but there's something in the works and it would be
nerding out versus the what's new pod oh in a competition oh okay okay randy is part of both podcasts do we fight to keep randy or we just give him up
you know so i'm thinking that since he's on nerd and out a possible good chunk of the questions
might be nerd questions and i know brett knows a lot about that but maybe there's a question that
brett doesn't know that randy does know i think it would be good to keep him on as an asset just for that reason.
So that's one vote.
Who's next?
I mean, I'm always down to keep Randy.
I'm never trying to push him away.
Two votes.
I mean, better the devil you know than the devil you don't know.
So I vote to kick the bastard off and push him over to the other podcast.
All right.
I vote to kick him off as well.
So we're at a tie.
I guess we'll figure it out.
But it's going to be fun. And actually, they're gonna like try to do some like social distancing thing where we can have a
couple people in the audience while we do this so that's right i'll give you yeah i'll give you some
updates when i can get them but apparently it is gonna happen they've been trying to get us to do
something for a couple months so i i truly believe that it will happen. They just need to figure out the date again. We'll figure that out later. Eric, your lady is graduating. Yeah, man. Dr. Sunshine's
officially Dr. Sunshine. She would have walked yesterday, which was June 18th. And it's kind of
wild to think because 10 years ago to the day was her high school graduation. So she graduated June
18th, 2010. And she graduated with her doctorate
June 18th, 2020, 10 years apart.
It's 10 years of hard work.
She's dedicated and she's driven.
She's figured out the life school balance part
of things that a lot of people can't figure out.
But she couldn't walk because all the COVID stuff,
you know, her graduation was postponed.
They're going to try to do something virtual.
She had a bunch of social media interaction.
I woke up super early before we went to work and I decorated the house. We
had some drinks last night and we're actually going to be headed to a family party after we're
done recording this today. That's super dope. Tell her I said congratulations. Yeah, thanks, man.
Yeah, she worked really hard. Yeah, and just fake like the other guys said that too.
Yeah, yeah. Menace and the rest of the guys said congrats dude that's really awesome man to think that she powered through it for that long
like i mean hell man i couldn't even make it in school more than like four years or even focus on
a degree like that for anyone to do that especially her for that long that's awesome and the biggest
thing is she had fun in in life the day-to-day life while she was doing it figure she was on
time through undergrad in four years master into another four for doctorates she never was delayed a year she was never behind she was always
doing with good grades above a three five most of her college career and but she was going out and
doing things having fun you know she was still socializing you guys seen her at events concerts
she did stuff all through undergrad and we had we've seen people that didn't know how to do the
the balance yeah it would either fall off get get too social, and fall out of school,
or go too into school and then not have any friends.
So she was really driven, was really able to find out the balance of things,
and it finally all came to an end.
So I told her next time she goes into a classroom,
hopefully somebody's paying her to be there.
Yeah, that'd be dope.
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Guys, I have another question.
Did Tyler just graduate?
Because he posted a photo of him graduating the other day oh god no that was uh 10 years ago that was a
throwback thursday 10 years of graduation well why would you be posting that during graduation time
well it was like thursday it's a little confusing right now well i mean he had a little his hair was
a little bit curlier and he looked a little thin around the face So I was like, there's no way this is current
My big question was
Where were you you're on like a football field weren't you homeschooled?
No, remember i've explained this I was homeschooled the first 10 years. Oh, that's right
The last two years I'll take that back my bad. I was just too hung up on you being homeschooled. I just probably stopped listening
And then tyler blatantly lying.
And then Tyler blatantly lying, saying that he told us.
Oh, yeah.
I do remember him lying about that, though.
Yeah.
I do think Tyler was asking for attention, though.
Like, he was almost begging for it.
Like, hey, man, all these are people that graduate.
They're all getting all this, you know, congratulations.
Hey, good.
Look at you, man.
You did great.
And then Tyler's just like, I think I need a little bit right now.
I need to take away some of the shine. And my other thing,
I was like, man, now
I'm no one to talk because I
absolutely loved high school. I had a great time in high school.
But I think that Tyler
really loved those two years of high school
that he had. Don't you think?
Totally.
You saw girls for the first time.
That wasn't his mom.
That was his glory days, right?
Dude, I have a hot teacher for once
that's not related to me. Hell yeah.
I think I've heard
Tyler talk more about those two years
and all the years he worked at a grocery store
than I have about anything else.
It's like he glorifies, you know, dude, back
when I was at that grocery store, man,
there was some crazy stuff going on.
I'm like, oh, really?
Was there?
Tell me more, please.
Dude, the stuff that went on over there was insane.
It was just weird, man.
Sometimes you guys would put the chicken noodle soup
somewhere else where it shouldn't be.
Was that some crazy stuff you guys did, Tyler?
No, dude, we did some crazy stuff
when I worked at a grocery store.
Just going back to my point,
Tyler talks a lot about these two years that he had in high school and i just immediately what i thought about when he
posted that i'm like man i feel bad that you know he really enjoyed that but he only got to enjoy it
for two years i think the the thing we need to take away from here though is that we have to
gradually help tyler reach his prime his peak because you never want to have somebody who hits
their peak in high school
when they're like, oh, man, those two years.
Like, yeah, well, it's been 10 years since you graduated, dude.
Why are you still talking about it?
And I know that he really enjoyed those two years
because we heard nothing about the 10 years before that.
The 10 years before that?
There's not a whole lot to talk about other than that one time where you guys asked.
I know.
Oh, my God.
Now that the Woody show is expanding to more and more cities you know again we just started again we just
started in las vegas on 93.1 the mountain what what you do i wanted to ask you guys because
there was a post that we put out there and you know we usually do a teaser post on instagram
at the woody Show before we announce
the actual city that we're going to be in. What city do you think that we're going to end up in?
And then so everyone puts their guess and they go, I hope you'll be on in this city. I hope you'll
be on in this city. What city do you hope that we would be on one day? I want to ask everybody.
That's a really good question. I'll go first. How about that?
All right. Um,
I would love to see the Woody show on and people don't know this about me, but my faith, arguably my favorite city in all of America, I would love to see the Woody show on in San Diego. I agree.
And I think it'd be such an awesome thing, especially because there's so many listeners,
you know, they, they pick us up on their commute when they go to orange County or they, you know,
they just live down there and they, they podcast in or they move down there
I think San Diego would be a super dope spot to be on agree with that. I would love to be on in Phoenix
I'd love to be on in Nashville. I would love to be on in York City, obviously
Chicago the big ones Dallas that rule. Um, I have a couple random ones. I would love to be on in Fresno
I would love to be on in Fresno. I would love to be on in Reno.
I think I have a laundry list,
but I don't think I've ever actually heard from you guys.
So we'll continue.
Brett, what cities would you like to be on?
I mean, I also had San Diego and Phoenix
just because I think it's awesome to grow outwards
and connect with all these other cities we're on,
because we have Las Vegas already,
and we're on in LA, Orange County. It'd be cool to continue south to San Diego and then
over into Phoenix. And then you could continue to New Mexico, you know, where we're on in Albuquerque.
And the only other one that I had though was Roswell would be dope just because I want to
relocate to Roswell and that'd be cool. I could work from there from now on, but I'd love to be
back on in San Jose. I mean that day. A return back was a little rough. The station needed a lot of work and we just didn't have the time. I would love just to
be on a, an established station and just be back on in the Bay. I think it would have a really good
shot on being at least a top morning show in the Bay area. Yeah. And not necessarily just an SF,
but like the San Jose specifically, you know, or East Bay would just roll.
For people that don't know this,
San Francisco and San Jose are two different radio markets. So there is radio stations that only air in San Jose that don't air in San Francisco. I'll take either one. I'll take San
Jose. I love that city. It's such a special place, but yeah, man, just all that. Conquer the West
Coast and we'll keep moving. That's what I was going to say. I was, you know, I would love to
just work our way back up to the Bay and even hit seattle and just really control the pacific coast honestly i mean i feel like there's a lot
of our a lot of our affiliates are are east obviously because we're so far west but i feel
like if we could control the pacific edge man it'd be dope i want to be a part of the first
morning show to make it to the moon one way or another somehow some way if we can get played on
the moon that'd be pretty cool.
If Space Force is on AFN,
there we go.
That's right.
There we go.
We're in.
Our foot's already in the door.
What if somehow the Martians on Mars
pick up the Bortcasts
and they're like,
whoa, whoa.
Yes.
This is Bort guy.
This is Bort guy.
We need to find him.
We're here for you, Bort.
He gets it.
Okay, so here's a question I have for you.
On The Woody Show,
we do a segment called The Craigslist Price is Right. And The Craigslist Price is Right
is, you know, random items on Craigslist
that people sell, and then everybody in the room
has to guess how much that item
is going for. And every time we do that,
I think about the one only time
I sold something on Craigslist,
and this will tell you how long ago it was,
I sold a mini-disc player player like a Walkman mini disc player yeah you know
on Craigslist you got to set up a meetup area and I go okay well where's where's
the safest place to meet up and in San Francisco and Market Street they used to
have this gigantic Old Navy this Old Navy was three stories so in the
basement was a different clothing line that was
made by old Navy. It was called one below. And then you had your main floor and then you had
your upstairs floor. And on the main floor, they had a sandwich shop and it had like the best
sandwiches that you ever had in your life. It was a place called Torpedo Joe's. I said,
meet me at Torpedo Joe's inside the old Navy. And then I had like this exchange with this guy
to sell my mini disc player. And the guy asked me, and I didn't even think about it. He goes,
do you have any headphones so I can test to see if it works? Oh man, I didn't bring any headphones.
And so he just had to trust me that this thing worked and he gave me like 200 bucks and then
he just walked out with it. But I want to ask you guys, it did work by the way, I didn't rip
them off, but I want to ask you guys it did work by the way i didn't rip them off but i want to ask you guys has anyone ever sold anything off craigslist yeah i sold stuff off offer up but
never anything specifically off craigslist how did that exchange work uh it was actually a pretty
smooth um i used to collect the wrestling funko pops and i had about 60 of them and it came at a
point in time where i just really really needed the money more than I needed the pops.
So I put them up on offer up and within 20 minutes, this guy hit me up and said he wanted to buy them all instead of separately.
So I said, perfect.
So I ended up meeting him about halfway because we were about 30 miles apart.
I ended up meeting about halfway in the parking lot of a Stater. And he was really cool about it. He pulled up in a van and I, and I was thinking about it. I was like, okay, this is a little sketch because
one of the, like those kidnapper vans with no windows and everything. But yeah, I was like,
I was like, okay, that's a little weird, but now him and his son came out and his son,
cause the guy didn't speak much English. The son was basically explaining everything.
He checked them all. He checked the more valuable ones to make sure the boxes were in good condition.
And then he gave me all the money right there in cash and he gave it to me
in twenties and I double checked them to make sure they weren't counterfeit. And that was it.
It went pretty smooth. We were done in about 10 minutes. Damn. A Funko pop exchange between adults
and a state of brothers. If you don't know what state of brothers is, this is a grocery store
party lot with a kid in a van with no windows.
But hey, I made 750 bucks out of it.
So what's the deal?
So guy who has the kidnapper van,
he probably just got there and realized you were too big for the trap.
Yeah.
He's like, I got this guy.
He's like, this guy's way too big.
He's going to take up way too much of my food for all the smaller ones.
Dude, you got lucky, man.
You're still alive, dude.
Eric, have you ever
bought anything? No, no. I was always an eBay guy. That's where I would sell stuff growing up. And I
don't really do the online transactions, even buying from stores and stuff. I don't like to
not be able to see what I'm getting. My mom, though, she's done an offer up. She's done that
kind of stuff. Never Craigslist. So that's only kind of any of that online selling stuff.
Yeah. Bort? So I wasn't the seller,
but I was the security and the driver for all the Craigslist cells.
Okay.
So my buddy Eddie was like a fish aquarium connoisseur.
He's one of those guys that like gets a lot of animals and a lot of tanks and
aquariums and fills them up and stuff.
And every time he'd get one,
he's like,
Oh,
I need a bigger one.
So he would have to swap out the gear and the tanks and all these other things all the
time so he'd always put them on craigslist and he didn't drive and i always was driving people
around so for a couple bucks and he'd buy me food we'd drive to the sketchy ass locations in the
middle of downtown to buy tanks no to sell the tank he would buy the tanks like
brand new but he would sell them to these random people and one time we i mean this is in southern
california in van nuys we pulled up to the sketchiest storage unit places right pull it to
sketchiest storage unit place and this guy pulls up neither person has a storage unit by the way we just pull up in front
the security guards are watching us and he's just selling off these um like pumps and gear and hoses
and i'm just supposed to stand there and make sure he doesn't try anything and that happened at least
30 times we would do that oh my god yep see that's why I can't do any of this stuff. I had that mini disc thing and that was it.
I don't like having valuables and cash in just a random meetup area.
Yeah.
Can you imagine trying to sell someone a filter system for a 50 gallon tank and the guy looks
scary as hell and he's just looking at your buddy and you're like, man, how am I going
to get him out of this?
Like I have to have the car running just in case i can't get into it and you mentioned ebay
i only bought one thing ever off ebay and it was broken i bought some record player and it was
so much money on ebay she's like one of those like make make it at home blankets people
so my mom went through a phase when we were in high school and stuff she was bringing a couple
hundred bucks a month from ebay dude like just straight up just buying fabric making
them personal like yeah and then during winter we kick up she's making four or five hundred bucks a
cash out of ebay she's always been like a knick-knack seller she has like an antique
spot at an antique mall did she move her operation to etsy um no she's kind of fault she's falling
back a little bit on it i don't think she has the energy as much as she used to randomly she'll go up she picks it up during winter time during the holiday time because like
i said she makes a lot of blankets quilts and stuff so she's always been a knick-knack seller
dude yeah she she makes she makes the only reason i don't i give her a lot of crap for it sometimes
but the only reason i never really push her to stop is because she makes you know respectable
little like yeah change out of it you know that's awesome I did see this new service I wish I knew the name of it but they when you sell
something online they actually send you a box and then you put the item in the
box and then you mail it to that person oh I think I saw the commercials for
that on yeah it's some TV commercial that's running recently so I'm down with
that but I don't want to meet up with anybody anymore I'm good I'm gonna wrap
this up early everybody Eric has to meet up with anybody anymore. I'm good. I'm going to wrap this up early, everybody.
Eric has to go party with his lady and celebrate graduation.
That's going to be sick.
Yeah, respect the walk.
Yeah, tell her again, congratulations from Menace.
Not, I guess, everybody else.
I said congrats.
Oh, okay.
Don't love being with them.
Of course, before we leave, we always got to shout out a bunch of other podcasts.
Let's start off with Tailgater sports you because we have a lot of members of tailgater sports here on this podcast what's going on on tailgatersports.com we actually just released a
new episode where we focused on or highlighted a bunch of weird and wacky sports from all over
the world because we've noticed that we're talking a lot about sports that aren't even going on in
the world right now so we're like let's go highlight some of the weird ones.
We talked about shin kicking.
We talked about wife carrying.
We talked about darts.
Apparently, Tyler is a dart guy, which is really random, but actually kind of makes some sense.
We talked about this new sport we found called Bandy.
Tailgatersports.com or tailgatersports on Instagram.
It's a good follow.
And Bort, you were on the Woody show just recently.
We're pimping the Bortcast you were on The Woody Show just recently.
We're pimping The Bortcast.
Just go to thebortcast.com.
Hell yeah.
And what's happening at The Bortcast?
I just released an episode with my buddy Clint Carney.
He's an artist and musician and prop maker for films,
and he has a new album out.
It comes out June 26.
It's System Sin, Once Upon a Second Act.
We talk all about his history with all that stuff and the new album,
and there's a five-minute preview of the album on the podcast.
You can check out.
Sweet.
And now Randy has his own podcast.
A lot of stuff going on in the gaming world.
It's crazy.
It keeps on coming up on the Woody Show.
That means a lot of stuff has to be happening right now.
Oh, yeah.
Big delays.
Big game drops.
New consoles on the way.
So I'll do a podcast about gaming called icon x podcast and this week we're breaking down uh the highly anticipated game that
finally just released the last of us 2 so we're going to talk about that game and why so many
people are crapping on it on reviews what i really think about it i had a dude blow up in one of my
group messages i'm in blow up throw an absolute ish fit because his lap the last of us two or whatever it was called
was delayed in transit today oh no cursing bro like he was i was like bro it's a video game and
he was not having it he was not happy well i'll do this for you but go to i call next podcast.com
to get it i call next podcast of course listen to the nerd now podcast that is with cameron randy
and ravey just go to nerd now podcast.com this are now podcast.com of, listen to the Nerd Now podcast that is with Cameron, Randy, and Ravy. Just go to
nerdnowpodcast.com. That's nerdnowpodcast.com. Of course, Cameron has his own podcast as well.
It is with his fiance, Katie. You can check it out. It's called Mostly True Opinions.
Our boy, Joe Coy, has released a brand new special. You can check it out on Netflix.
It's called In His Elements. All you got to do is just go on Netflix and search Joe Coy
But while you're online go to J okay. Oh why calm listen to his podcast and if we're talking about Netflix
We got a shout out Gabriel Iglesias season two
Mystery Iglesias check it out
I will be watching all the episodes this weekend and catching up on that because you know, we visited the set
We enjoyed his free food. So we should be watching some episodes of Mr. Iglesias on Netflix. And of
course, listen to the Matt and Kim podcast. Just go to mattandkim.com and the mothership that
brings everything together. That would be the Woody show. Just search the Woody show on the
iHeartRadio app. Do you have anything to say before we leave, Eric? No. Shout out to all the graduates.
I'm going to graduation party right after this. shout out to all the graduates i'm going to graduation party right after this shout out to all the graduates i know graduations
got kind of screwed up by everything but shout out if you made it all right board shout out to
all the non-graduates out there who still somehow learn to succeed and just drink every day to get
through it all and um to people like tyler who apparently went to school and still don't know
how to run a board or do the thing that they were trained to do, apparently.
Remember, it was those two years, man.
Yeah, exactly.
Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Just to reiterate what Eric said earlier,
please listen to our newest episode of Tailgater Sports,
and in that episode, you will find out about another
interesting sport called cheese rolling.
Cheese rolling?
Of course, Tyler hones in on the one that has to do with food.
The one that has to do with food.
Yeah, just go listen to the podcast.
He was even perked up because he's like, well, what kind of cheese is
being rolled? I'm like, God, dude, put your
stomach away. Sounds about right.
Okay, Randy.
You know what? Big shout out to
Dr. Sunshine now, Eric's
fiance.
Takes a lot of work, a lot more work that I
will ever amount to in order to get to that
level of prestigiousness.
Now that you're a doctor, you have to kind of rub it in everyone's
face. So every time you go to Starbucks, it's
Dr. Professor Leanne or whatever.
And every time you go somewhere else, it's
Dr. Please. So congratulations.
Also, before we leave, I want to give a big
shout out to Banging Buns.
Nashville Hot Chicken in North Hollywood, California. Go check them out. Also, before we leave, I want to give a big shout out to Banging Buns. National Hot Chicken in North Hollywood, California.
Go check them out.
Also, it's Pride Month this month, and I'm working with Bud Light to do a contest where you can win $2,500.
And if you win, you can donate $5,000 to GLAAD.
All you got to do is go to iHeartRadio.com slash Bud Light.
Check it out. They're comm slash Bud Light check it out
They're promoting their Bud Light seltzer
So if you want a chance to win twenty five hundred dollars again go to I heart radio comm slash Bud Light and speaking of contests
Jewelers touch they hit me up. We're gonna start up another contest. So jeweler's touch comm for all your jewelry needs
I think with that I'm gonna wrap this up
We're gonna see you next week, and we're going to enjoy
finally that party house we're
talking about, and we'll see who breaks first
when it comes to the food. Who's going to break their keto
diet? Should we do bets on it? Yes.
Alright, what's your final bet? I say
Randy's going to break
first by accident. Randy?
He's going to hold out, but he'll break first.
Okay, Eric? Yes.
If we're betting, I think Tyler will hold out just so he can win.
He has that competitive 18,000 brothers thing in him.
But yeah, Randy will probably just slip up.
If he is drinking, he'll probably slip up and be like halfway through a hot dog
and be like, oh, I left the bone on or something.
All right.
Sounds about right.
Okay, guys.
We'll see you next week.
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