What's New Podcast - Food News, Netflix sharing, Randy joins us, Radio contesting info and more!

Episode Date: March 18, 2022

On this episode talk Food News, Netflix sharing, Randy joins us, Radio contesting info and more!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I'm Menace, I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show, a boring show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. Hello. He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric. What's up? And we have, once again, Julianne in studio with us from iHeartRadio because you have a major announcement on Monday.

I'm not going to say anything because I haven't got any approval yet to say anything, but people should pay attention to your social media on Monday. You can't be more pregnant than you already are, right? That's how you like that. Is it two kids? Three? What? You added another one? It has nothing to do with my insides at all.

There goes the tea. I was going to stop listening. At Julianne on Instagram, you will drop the info or maybe a day before. I don't know. Just follow at damn Julianne on Instagram. At damn Julianne. That's where we're going to get all the cheese mix.

Yeah. We released a mini podcast before this podcast, and Tyler revealed that he cannot do the podcast today. So filling in for Tyler from the NFL is Randall, a.k.a. Randy in the building. What's up? What's up? I think we had some boo sound effects

extra boo because this whole time i thought randy was gonna come in the studio and hang out with us i said 10 30 and then guess what he's at home still well i saw him tweeting as well like wait a minute is he coming in and so i texted him and he said oh no i got work to do i got this stuff and this stuff but you know menace when you introed him from the NFL, I thought you were going to say coming to us live across the way from Eric's apartment is Randy in his new apartment. If you have not kept up on our podcast, come to find out Randy has moved into the same apartment building as Eric. We get all these photos now of you leaving your apartment.

Wearing Crocs. Wearing Crocs? What is up with that? Yesterday, I was like chilling on my couch kind of dazing in and out because late at night I'm in and out of falling asleep watching sports and crap. So I get my phone about an hour after I put it down to charge and I see this text message. Did you see me in my Garfield boxers?

Oh my god! No clue. So he texted me that at 8 o'clock. I reply at 9.15. I'm like, no, what? No reply. No explanation. The bathroom door is, when you open it, it's a clear shot from there straight to Eric's apartment,

like his window. So if Eric were to turn his head and my door happens to be open and I'm standing in the doorway of my bathroom, he can see me completely. Do you guys wear those boxers that are super short? They almost look like booty shorts, but they're not. I've seen guys wear those.

Like the European ones. Because my MeUndies kind of shrunk a little bit, but they're pretty comfortable anyways. I'm like, I'm so rocky, kind of like booty shorts. Yeah, but you're married. That's different.

I like them nice and tight. That's fine. You know, not all flappy. Good pair of boxer briefs. Yeah, man. Yeah, like some like booty shorts. Yeah, but you're married. That's different. I like them nice and tight. That's fine. You know, not all flappy. Good pair of boxer briefs. Yeah, man. Yeah, like some biker shorts. But tight. Boxer briefs all day.

Yeah, but like tight down the legs, right? Yeah, I eventually went to the boxer briefs after years. Like first you have, you know, your regular briefs. Yeah. Your chonies, right? Yeah. But as you get older, like your sack just starts kind of hanging a little bit. Oh, yeah.

I hate that. You know, and then it just like starts poking out a little bit. Oh yeah. I hate that. And then it's like, it starts poking out a little bit on the side. So then you got to go box a brief all day. Oh yeah. Yep. Yep. You guys have your boxers,

but like when I was younger, um, probably I was a freshman and you know, songs were coming in, you know, cause you're entering high school and my mom would not buy them for me. No way. So guys would make fun of me.

I could see your underwear line. So stupid me. I would grab my underwear, yank them up my butt. Oh my God. would not buy them for me no way guys would make fun of me i could see your underwear line so stupid me i would grab my underwear yank them up my butt how was that comfortable i didn't have underwear line so that worked out all right well before we went on this we're a tangent randy how much you miss us every morning oh man i can't on i honestly it's hard to begin how much i miss you guys like really like even though i wake up earlier make more than i did before and get free food at work when you wake up earlier this i'm sorry later i have to show my he's so sharp as a tack i know

no no but no but honestly dumb late now yeah and i don't want to sleep at 12 30 yesterday um honestly though it is it is, it is tough going from like a fun environment that I did before into just something new. You know what I mean? So like I, I still text you guys all the time. I can't say I text my coworkers now all the time. I mean, I don't get a text. Well, you know, Julian, you're a mom and I don't want to take away from that precious time you have with your precious daughter. You're almost a dad, right? You're almost married. Stop it. Don't say say that you live with your girlfriend i found out all this news on the podcast and remember when you came to me and you were like you know she doesn't want to be my my girlfriend yet and i said randy you got to tell

her be your girlfriend or be done with it and you're like all right i'm gonna tell her that it's so funny you mentioned that because every time my girlfriend i explain the story or she explains the story to like other people of how we got together. She always says she was like, well, initially the reason why we got together was because Julianne, the old Woody show phone screener pressured Randy into asking me to be his girlfriend to everyone. Everyone. You tell her you're welcome.

I don't know. Like maybe just create something else or tell somebody a different story. Not just, Hey, Randy got pressured by Julianne. You waited he waited forever i was like randy come on crapper get off the pot man and you're like well i don't know what she really wants i'm like just freaking say something to her i feel like i just flashed back somehow wait so oh wait i'm getting two different stories here randy's saying that she didn't want to get together but then you're saying that randy was too afraid to ask no no it was it was more so that she had just got like i didn't know her before i met her obviously and so when i got with her i had no knowledge that she had just gotten out like a like a pretty messy big relationship so when she and i got together it

was just one of those things where it was like well i don't know if she's ready for something and you know i don't know if i want to stick around because that's kind of whack. And he was too scared to ask her? Yeah. And so we just hung around for a long time and then Julianne pressured me. She put a knife to my throat and she's like, you be a man and ask her out. And then Randy wants his mom.

Yeah, see? So there you go. Matchmaker. I have good advice sometimes. So now that you guys are very happy together and living together, what is driving you crazy about living together? Um, just how clean she is. Like I sometimes I'm messy sometimes

and she'll be like, you should clean that up like right now. Really? You're messy. Yeah, I know. And so the first couple weeks were a little weird because it's like, oh, cohabit with somebody else. And so that took a little getting used to. But now, you know, it's good. I'm catching, you know, so that took a little uh getting used to but now you know it's good i'm catching you know catching my stride i would text eric about it uh you got a cooking meals for you every night right bro yeah seriously you went from not having to worry about

two dude roommates that were messy as hell to to you literally can't piss this yeah she's doing your laundry right son she did she did my laundry yesterday she did no but i cook i i cook i cook man i don't i i'd rather i i cook oh she's a terrible cook no it's not that she's a terrible cook it's just that i want to like cook fun things like yesterday she made soup and quesadillas i want to cook nuggets and french fries no i'm saying two minutes ago i cooked uh i cooked some pasta before that cook some pad thai you know i like to cook fun things she's like let's make soup and quesadillas i don't want soup and quesadillas make sure you don't do this and if you do clean up after yourself um because for some reason guys whether or not they take care of themselves down there or not they still always leave pubes everywhere i don't know why that is

but you guys do and then and then you leave p marks like around the toilet, but you guys do. And then you leave pee marks around the toilet. When you guys shake it, it gets on the floor and you guys leave it. That's an accident. If you've got a problem with it, just clean it up. No, it's not. We'll clean it eventually.

It's decorative. This bowl is loved. You don't see us leaving up blood droplets from our tampons like imagine if we did that that's disgusting let's not be gross okay it's basically water i mean like i mean like if i see blood on the floor it's but if you see pee and pubes like a man was here but it's funny we did have we literally did have this conversation good and she's like there are a lot of

there's like there's some pubes there on my my response is like that's crazy you should probably clean them up no No, it was not. I'd slap you. Well, no. I mean, dude, I joke around like that all the time with my girlfriend. And then she's going to tell your mom and then you're going to get it. Yeah. Yeah.

Come on, man. Very disrespectful. It is. See, that's why, I mean, people going back to the pubes thing. Right next to the church, too. I got people knocking me for repping the beard bib. Like, the beard bib has changed the game for me. Because, you know, when I shaved my beard before, pubes would just get everywhere.

Now with the beard bib, which you can get for like four bucks on Amazon, you can just like stick it to the mirror and then you can shave and then all the pubes go into the little hammock thing. Yeah, but face pubes are better than actual pubes. When our face is down there, you guys have like this scent. What's your face doing down there, Julian? Yeah, also,

I'm pretty sure we told you on our previous podcast, we're all very cleanly. It doesn't matter. There's still scent. Also, guys know what that smells like. We constantly have our hands by our crotch.

That's true. So we're sniffing it. We know like, whoa. Dude, the biggest. Time to go for a shower. You smell your hand after you 100 are you crazy what yes yes my girlfriend sees him sometimes like what we watch i'm sharing so much private information yeah you put it you put it between your like sack

in your leg you look that little scratch right there yeah especially right now man we're going into swamp nut season oh yeah it's hot it's a hot mess down there right now let man. We're going into swamp nut season. It's a hot mess down there. I'm swamp nutting right now. Let me grab my butt. You know what? Okay, I'm not going to lie. After I'm done doing stuff, I'll smell my finger and be like, what's it smell? Yeah, you got to check it.

Is it bad? Is it good? Not the same as just sweating. Is it good? Is it gross? It usually doesn't smell like anything, so then I'm happy. Otherwise, I've got to slap some Summer's eve on that bad boy so what did what did you buy some so i uh i bought gold bond friction defense which is basically like a little it's like a little uh it looks like a

deodorant stick but basically it's for your thighs when you got the chub rub going don't don't because this is like when you're a little bit chubby and you start rubbing you know i just found out about it because a wedding back in january um there are some bigger girls in the and they asked if anybody needed some i don't remember what she called it i said astral glide i said what's that and she goes oh girl it's only for big girls i was like oh okay but what is it she goes it just helps you so you don't chafe when your thighs rub together. Yeah, because they started rubbing the skin super hard. Yeah, I didn't know that. I didn't know there was such a thing. Yeah, then it's discolored.

Well, this one's for that and also to kind of absorb the smell and intensity of the swamp nuts. Just throw some baby powder on it. Baby powder, yeah. Really? Is that what it is? Gold glass. I'm surprised. Soap? Soap works. Shampoo.

Well, I'm actually not super surprised. But with Eric, who's like the gym head, that you guys wouldn't be going to the gym together since you live in the same apartment building. Well, I go when I get home from work, like right after. So I'm usually. But you're like, aren't you doing two a days? No, not anymore. Not anymore.

I did when I used to go with uh leanne after when she would go home from work but she goes before work now while i'm here so yeah he's actually just started going to my gym what this week he texted me about it yeah i'm sort of uh testing because there's like there's two major gyms literally across a parking lot from one another so i've just i don't know why they're there it's just weird you don't know why they're there no no no no weird. You don't know why they're there. No, no, no, no. It's because it's called gym. Why isn't there a burger spot?

No, no, no, no. Look, there's an LA fitness. And if you cross the parking lot, like five minutes of walking, you reach the 24 hour fitness. And I'm like, okay, these are two massive gyms. Another LA fitness like two minutes away too. Yeah. And so I've been printing out these like day passes to not pay and so i'm just going

to work out and check out the so ready doesn't want to go to the gym with me i'm at the gym for like an hour and a half each day i don't think he's spot him dude what are you talking about i go to the gym for like an hour and i do an hour and then 30 minutes of cardio the thing is and we literally just talked about this was that the schedule that you guys do you can go to the gym at like 11 or 12 and then just coast for us today i go to work at like 10 or 11 but i don't get home until 7 30 because i spend an hour driving home in traffic which sucks ass wait how do you i have to go to the gym in the morning how do you get to go to work so late that's usually how it works oh yeah 10 or 11 yeah when i worked in the tech world some people won't even show up till like one in the afternoon yeah see the rest of

the world has it actually right on how to do business and allow their employees to live a normal life. One thing we do miss, I mean, we still get a little taste of here and there when we worked with Randy, is what is Randy tripping off currently? You know, like what is he stressing off of? If you

want to think about it, I'll share a couple of mine that I'm trusting off. I have plenty. I've written it down on paper somewhere near me, not because I knew the segment was coming. Are you serious? I swear to God, I didn't even talk to Randy about this at all. I just knew he's probably stressing about something. And I was thinking about the stuff that I'm stressing

off of. Mine's more like the world economy, Russia, you know? You don't need to worry about those. And things like that. But what are you currently stressing off of? Okay. Dude, I can't believe this.

The fact that he had his paper next to him and he's totally strong on him. This might be a new like, see what you know. Are you talking about my list now? Yeah. What is the list? This is seriously pressing me. Okay.

All right. All right. Uh, from the top to the bottom, uh, ADHD, uh, how to control ADHD, long-term effects of adhd medicine where to get adhd medicine fidget spinners question mark um how can you survive with five hours of sleep at night uh no we do that i i for some reason this

isn't what stresses me it's just a random thing where do birds go to sleep at night is there life after death what even is life it's just a lot of crazy things and sometimes i write down when i'm high i was gonna say how high are you doing you're writing this stuff down i'm in a group chat with uh with eric and uh and tyler and i think was it three weeks ago i texted something over something about life oh no i was like do you guys ever contemplate about your existence and tyler's like uh yes all the time and then and then eric sends me the most eric response always is oh boy here we go again or like great what now so just listening to your list and it just sounds like it's never as fast. No, it's not. It's it sounds like something that has not changed with you since we met you is a focusing issue.

Charlemagne the God just posted something on Instagram where he's doing an interview where people who always need to feel busy have gone through some trauma. I feel like I'm one of those people that like, I always have to have something to do. I can't sit down. If I'm at home, I need to have a project. I need to feel accomplished. And I think my trauma is like, if I'm just sitting around, the world is going to come crashing down. Like I'm going to lose my job. I can't, you know, afford to pay my mortgage. You know, like I always have to stay moving. If I sit down, then that's when everything goes out the window. That's how I think too. That's why I started doing Lyft for a while because when I would drop off Felicity at

school, I had nothing to do until two o'clock and just sitting around the house after I cleaned, it only took like an hour. Okay, now what am I going to do? What am I going to do? I could be making money. How could I could be making money right now okay well i'll just start doing lift because who else is gonna hire me for a few hours before i have to go back and pick up felicity so that's why i did that i couldn't sit still you guys want some insight on that because i felt that way i

just had a moment of alignment it's okay you could just stop i have to like smoke weed to calm down y'all need meditation and yoga i think that will like clear your guys minds and put you in a zen place or something something to calm you down no definitely or find something that's uh that's relaxing so i got fidget spinners look at that i'm as smart as a doctor who would have guessed i didn't even go to college you didn't have to go all right well let me switch it up to something more fun speaking of a guy that has adhd kanye west he you know he's beefing with pete davidson and all this stuff online now julian i never asked you we've brought up pete davidson and all the stuff that's happening with kim kardashian yeah never asked you is pete

davidson ugly ugly i already knew you were gonna ask that question maybe he has a great personality and that's how he's pulling such hot ass but like I mean I don't know I mean maybe that's how Tyler does it who knows he does have a plethora of milk bobbins at his disposal so yeah except Tyler doesn't get hot chicks but Pete Davidson does you don't't know. You haven't seen them. Yes, I have. They ain't nothing to look at either. Yeah, I don't know what he's doing, what he's doing. I mean, it's just maybe the swagger because forget Pete Davidson.

We know some guys that are like not hot, but they're still pulling chicks because they just have that confidence. Some of the most confident people I've ever met are like severely depressed oh really yeah well the rationale behind it is strange they're like i remember talking to a buddy of mine who's very quite depressed and i was like i was like bro how do you pick up so many chicks and he was like he was like oh man it's it's simple he's like nothing really matters so it's like if i go and ask a girl if she wants to go out and she says no then it's no i didn't lose anything nothing happened i was like oh this is pretty straightforward well it's actually valid yeah you can probably just fake it you know like with um with tosh tosh.0 oh he's good looking okay

he you never see him like do any interviews he's totally different from the guy that you see on television or doing stand-up and he says i just put on an act to be able to do the entertainment half of my life well that's he fakes the confidence that's a lot of people in our industry i feel like um a lot of us are introverted people but then there's a lot of us that are like me where we're like ah center of attention look at me you know but then there's those ones who are just like don't talk to me but then you get them on the radio, you get them on TV and they're just like Tosh. No. Yeah.

Kind of like Ravy, you know, like when you first meet her, totally cold, won't even talk to you, you know, but once you get to know her, she's cool. And when we do events together, she's totally cool, but she needs to have me with her. She won't do any solo events. Right. You know, so you can fake it till you make it. Yeah, you can. You can. it till you make it yeah you can you can speaking about events i will be with ravey this saturday at the giltinis game so if you want

to come hang out go to giltinis.com that's the giltinis.com look for the fun zone also coming up april 25th is the disneyland takeover with the Woody Show. The After Hours takeover at Disney California Adventure Park. Make sure you go sign up. We still have thousands of tickets to give away. I already see a bunch of people complaining in the Woody Show Facebook fan group of like trying to win tickets and they haven't done it yet. What's the date today? Today's March. The 17th.

Yeah, March 17th. It's a nice day. Got plenty of time to still win tickets. We have so many tickets to give away. So many passes. Sorry, you got to say passes. Oh, yeah. And the conspiracy theories are a plethora right now.

Oh, the fake winners. Oh, I can't call. They're not actually counting to caller 90. Oh, my gosh. They're picking up early. Do you miss that, Julian? No, I don't. And I don't know.

And people call in all the time. I had to hop out one of our sister stations last night. And so I had to count to 102. And that sucked. It reminded me of the days of having to count to 98. But no, we really count. And there is no special way to win if trust me if i knew my ass would be at every single country concert there is no no man come on all of our la or san bernardino country

stations i'd be calling every day but i don't know what the secret is and if there really is a secret that we don't know about here at the station, please call in, tell us, because I would like to know. And here's a couple things to debunk for everybody. One, there's 10 lines, first 10 callers, and then it'll keep going at random when you call in. It's a busy signal. Yeah, there's only 10 lines. Yes, we don't have 1,000.

That beeping noise that goes beep, beep, beep. For those of you who don't know, because I've been asked this question, that means the lines are busy. You've got to hang up and call again. I was asked this last week by a friend. He's like, I'm trying to win. I keep hearing this noise.

Also, the people that are like, oh, they started counting early. I heard it on the air. If you're listening on the stream, there is a delay. It's about two minutes. There's nothing we can do. That's the iHeartMedia delay for everything. If you want to listen to it

in real time, listen on the FM. That's the best thing you can do. Or guess. Just keep on trying. You'll be fine. Also, May 13th, don't forget What's New Live Podcast is going to be happening at Morongo Casino.

Roll through more details coming soon. Is Tyler coming? Tyler is rolling through. Yes. Now, let me ask Randy. Yes. Are you going to ask to go to the Disneyland takeover? No, I haven't asked.

I'm just, if you guys offer, I'll go. Do you want to go? Are you going to dance around it and be like, oh, so Takeover's coming up, huh? You have to bring it up to anyone. No, well, the reason I'm saying this is because we still have a lot of time. So you've yet to bring it up. So we're okay with that. But you were asking me about the guillotines.

Like, hey, you know, you guys going to games? Blah, blah. I was like, oh, yeah. That's because that's right up his alley. Yeah. Yeah, I want to go rugby. You just told me that you want to go. But, like, for stuff he doesn't straight up just ask like hey well give me tickets for this saturday so we can roll he always goes so uh there's a game coming up saturday huh wouldn't

that be really cool i don't want to get tickets to that game just ask who cares all right okay it's just it's just he can't help it sometimes you know you feel a little rude when you're like you know i don't want this person. I didn't pay for these tickets. I have no skin in the game. Look, guys, it's not like he didn't work with us for, I don't know, five, six years. He didn't do like a thousand different jobs here and get food and all these other things. I mean, it's a little out of line for him to ask for tickets, right? To anything or passes.

I'm just saying we have a lot of things to get together. Our boy, Ron, who has helped put our events together for years and our giveaways, he's leaving before the event. So we're actually... Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

He put it in his two weeks. What? Yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Go see him before you leave today. He's in town. Wait, why?

He got a new job. Better job. Oh, yeah. Does he get a sleep in and he makes more money? Everybody leaves, gets a better job. So here's the thing. We're stressing because we got to get all of our stuff together before he leaves. So Randy, don't half-ass anything.

If you want to go to something, please let us know right away. I mean, you've ate Menace's toenails. I'm sure you can ask him for tickets. You got tased. Okay, I did get tased. Alright, so just get it together. His toe skin. Now you mention it.

I think Tyler is the only person I know that ever worked at iHeart that left our job for an even worse job. So I think he got a better job. He's only hosting on the weekends. He has a weekend show. He's only hosting on the weekends. He has a weekend show.

He works on a morning show. He has his own apartment where he used to live with, like, before that, he lived with five brothers. What are you talking about? I mean, yeah, he does live on his own. He didn't have to move in with two roommates. So, I mean, he has a washer and dryer in unit. How about yourself? Hey, don't talk about it.

It's a component complex. Also, also also sorry i forget eric i forget they're just trying to back up tyler since he's not here uh well speaking of tyler you guys want some food news hell yeah yeah yes oh i don't really have too much food news but what foodbeast.com says that a tiktoker by the name of Food at Disneyland posted a giant mozzarella stick at Blue Ribbon Corn Dogs in downtown Disney. This giant mozzarella stick is as big as their biggest corn dog. I'm all in. I love some mozzarella sticks.

So I think that's the little kiosk, right? Towards the back end of downtown Disney. Oh, yeah. I don't know whether they're in a store, big-ass mozzarella sticks. It's not a huge little vendor area. I did see a photo of these things. They are massive. How big is a cup of marinara sauce that you've got to dip it in? Yeah, it's a giant cup.

It's like a cup that you would get at an ice cream store. That is a real drag when you order mozzarella sticks. They give you a spritz of mozzarella. You're like, what am I supposed to do with this? Jack in the Box is guilty of that. They'll give you that tiny little mariner and that's it. You know what? Really quick, I have

some food news. That was actually a food news fail. This may come as a shock as well, but I have never had a McDonald's what are the green drinks called? Shamrock Shake. I've never had one. I've never had one either. The other day, I take Felicity, my daughter,

through the drive-thru and I said, hey baby, let's get a Shamrock Shake because look it, there's Oreos in it and we were all excited and I was thinking about our conversation with the chunks of Oreos and so I go up and I order two Shamrock Shakes and I was all excited and I was thinking about our conversation with the chunks of Oreos and so I go up and I order two shamrock shakes and I was all excited and then we get it. I'm like, that's weird. It doesn't look like there's Oreos in there.

Maybe it's somewhere like in the middle and we got to mix them up. We leave. It's a freaking mint ice cream that's like melted down into a shake. There was no Oreos. I didn't know you had to specifically ask for an Oreo shamrock shake. Oh, no Oreos. I didn't know you had to specifically ask for an Oreo shamrock shake. Oh, it's like a new little like

special. No, because the Oreo one is the McFlurry style. I didn't know. There's the McFlurry and then there's the shake. If you're going to be on this podcast your fast food game knowledge needs to be stepping up. You needed the shamrock McFlurry not the shamrock shake. Dang it!

See, I was so disappointed in myself. I'm like, baby, next time. We're disappointed in you. Next time, we'll go back. You need to not only like fan, you need to fan up your mind and your knowledge right now, okay? Yeah, and then they put freaking whipped cream on the top and I was like, can you please take that off because I will throw this away.

I don't, I do not like whipped cream. You don't like whipped cream? No. I mean, I don't get it because, you know, calories. Oh, yeah. That's why I draw a line. Me too. Look, I try to eat a little bit healthier one in there. I'm like, look, my mint

chocolate shake, just no whipped cream on there. I'm looking after my figure. But can I get those three Big Macs? And supersize my fries. Can I get a side of nuggets? In other food news, Meg The Stallion launches Meg's H-Town Hottie Pie with GoldBelly.com. And it's a sweet and salty traditional pecan pie, which I'd love me some pecan pies.

All in, all out. And GoldBelly's plate is the one you can deliver anywhere in the country? Anywhere in the country. So like if there's a restaurant that you really like in Chicago and you live in LA, you can order food off there on Gold Belly. It is quite pricey. It is, but it's worth it though because most of the things on there, you know,

they're across the country. You're not going to get it unless you go there. I'm assuming you've used this, right? How do they deliver it? It's like dry ice and stuff. Yeah, yeah. I've sent a bunch of stuff to all my family. That's what I do. I don't visit anybody on Thanksgiving,

and I just mail out a bunch of pies to Goldilocks. It's the best. In other food news, we have some Crocs fans in here. Not in this room. Oh, no. Julianne, you're about to get kicked the F off this podcast. What? You like Crocs?

Yeah, what's wrong with them? We were just making fun of Randy for wearing them. Yeah, but that's just because Randy looks disheveled. However, you're going to be a little surprised. I didn't make fun of him. You can go back. Fans of Crocs on this podcast are Randy, Eric, Tyler, I think, and Menace. All are down with Crocs. We're down with Crocs. I'm the anti-C Crocs. Eric. Non-Fuzzy Crocs. Tyler, I think. And Menace. All are down with Crocs.

We're down with Crocs. I'm the anti-Crocs. No. You ever wear a pair? No, because I'm not a dork. Then shut the hell up, okay? I'm not a dork. You don't know nothing.

Then shut the hell up. They're freaking comfortable, all right? Damn. What charms do you have on today? They look like Mickey Mouse shoes. Are you wearing a pair of Crocs right now, Randy? Yes, I am. I need one.

What charms do you have on? Do you have Disney princesses? How dare you wearing a pair of Crocs right now, Randy? Yes, I am. What shirt do you have on? How dare you wear a comfortable pair of footwear? You're a freaking loser, man. Why don't you just wear some running shoes that are nice looking? Look at those nice shoes Menace has on right now. I'm not wearing them to work.

Those are great. I'm wearing them around my house. I wear them around the house. Keep them inside where no one can see you. Sometimes walks What about Uggs? I have Uggs slippers There you go What's the difference between Uggs slippers and Crocs?

Uggs are cute Alright real quick though We talked about this on the Woody show All in all out With the Lucky Charms collab of Crocs. I'm all in. I love Lucky Charms. I'm all in.

Lucky Charms logo on the Crocs. Are they green? I'm all in. They're red. Ooh, I'm all in even more. I love red. I'm out.

Now, you're telling me you want to hook up with a guy wearing Lucky Charms Crocs that have the confidence to be out in public and rock that. This is a smart girl right here. I don't care if it's Channing Tat guy. No. Oh my God. Lucky Charms Crocs. No. Have the confidence to be out in public. This is a smart girl right here. I don't care if it's Channing Tatum.

No. Wow. Takes you home, takes you out of the town, walks through the door. No. Hold on, let me take off my shoes real quick

and then he slides on his house Crocs while he's showing you around his mansion. I would laugh. Sorry, just dry it up. I'm out. Like Mr. Roger Stallion's like, hold on, let me put on my house Crocs real quick.

Dude, they're comfortable. Dude, in like two more months when you're super pregnant, Julianne, we're going to toss a pair of Crocs on your feet and your life's going to be changed. I've been super pregnant before and I would never wear them. Don't worry. I don't think that's going to work.

I don't get cankles. I don't get bunions. I got rid of that problem. Well, geez, guys. You know what I really need? I need some squishy shoes with these holes in them and little charms. I think I'm going to get sprinkles today. I'd rather rock the jellies I used to be in.

Yes! Right? Thank you. That was a quality show. Put some charms up on my jellies. Hell yeah. Just have mad corns on your feet.'s all good all right you nasty girl yeah today is saint pastor's day uh today this morning on the woody show video is going to be posted at the woody show on instagram randy you probably

would have done this what will randy do for money but now that you're not here I have to do these things that's unsafe I ate a full family size box of lucky charms which is 14 servings of lucky charms and yes I did barf didn't you just say you're watching your calories I am so I'm not eating for the rest of the day I'm good for today but uh I did throw up at the end of it so a couple calories left my body okay that's good did you throw up because of the amount of cereal you ate the sweetness the fact that woody decided to read a crappy story while you did this no just before i was about to be done i probably had probably i would say five bites left uh And I go, oh, dude, I'm done. I'm going to puke so hard. And then I finished it.

And then he was reading the story. And then it was just a fire hose of puke. Oh, my God. You threw up really easily, though, I feel like. I do. I do, yeah. Because it makes me feel better instantly. Dude, that's so much sugar.

No wonder you threw up. Oh, my God. That's only 2,000 calories. What sucks is, too, is after doing the challenge, instantly that's so much sugar no wonder you threw up oh my god yeah and then instantly 2 000 calories what sucks is too is like after doing the challenge we have to do more show and i instantly feel like super tired and drained oh he was out of it he was gone yeah i feel like i'm in a zombie state after eating that much food it sucks it's probably all the sugar it is all the sugar yeah um but 168 grams in total of sugar with all the servings combined yeah god i'm sure that's above the daily dose of sugar you should have

did you drink the milk a little bit no but i i made everything super soggy so it made it easier to go down but i do have a question for everybody here because you're all from the los angeles area is saint patrick's day huge in la do people celebrate it like they do like back in san francisco where i'm from where it is like massive and i think it might be massive because san francisco is a walkable city so people can just walk from bar to bar to bar julianne you would absolutely love it i share this story on the woody show all the time i got freaking hammered and ended up in the woods one day over by the Golden Gate Bridge after St. Patrick's Day like it is so much fun they shut down streets and it's just like thousands of people just drinking like freaking crazy all day like people take the day off does that kind of

stuff happen in Los Angeles I don't really party in downtown LA area. And I'm on the border of LA County and San Bernardino County. So I usually party out towards San Bernardino area. So there's a city called Upland in California. And there's a street called Second Avenue. And they close it down. And then all the bars on that street, you get to party and just walk up and down the whole area. There's bands playing, and there's Irish pubs.

So as long as you go somewhere where there's an Irish pub, it's banging. If you just go to a regular whatever bar, it's still fun, but it's not as cool as if you're going to an Irish pub. Yeah, because people are going there to get wasted. There's hot spots. So I would say Upland, I would say Place and Ranch Cucamonga as well.

I can't remember the name of it, but they have Huntington Beach, WeHo, like all those different areas will actually be hot spots. I think the only second part is probably our town like everybody still goes to work. So like the party gets shifted to the weekend kind of. They open the bars early in the morning. They do like 6 in the morning work so like the party gets shifted yeah no like weekend kind

of they open the bars early in the morning they do like six in the morning six in the morning yeah in san francisco and then people just drink all you gotta go to like a little hub of bars and it's not a full city yeah yeah that's what sucks about here everything's so spread out there's not a central location because just imagine the way that it is in san francisco all of orange county travels to san francisco like all the other areas all go into one place and it's just a freaking madhouse let's just go chicago right now i think chicago that has to be next level huge irish population that lives next year yeah oh another fun thing that happened and i've talked about this on the Woody Show, on St.

Patrick's Day, I was super wasted and I started tweeting Jimmy Fallon before he started the Tonight Show. It was announced that he was going to do the Tonight Show. And I started tweeting him like, hey, dude, call into the show. Dude, he called in and he talked to us for an hour on the phone. No way. That's awesome. We had the exclusive interview with him on St. Patrick's Day.

What year? The year he launched his show. I don't remember when that was. I was wasted. That was like 10 years ago. Okay. It had to be more than that. When you launched the show just originally not here in LA.

Yeah. So when the Woody show was on in San Francisco. Gotcha. Gotcha. I was drunkly tweeting them and it worked out. I have a small piece of tech news for you guys. You want some tech news? Yeah.

This might affect you, everybody in the room. But did you hear that Netflix is testing and adding fees to people sharing passwords? So if you're the account holder of Netflix and you're sharing your password with people, they're going to see that you're sharing your password and then they're going to start charging you more per person that you share your password with. But you're allowed to have people on your account. Yeah. But if you're above that amount, they'll see that it's in different locations and then

they're going to start charging you. I think it's like two or three dollars per person so check this out i shared all my hulu information with my wife spicy nachos family and her brother ends up giving the password out to all his friends oh wow so one day we're like hey uh we're just like looking through our account and it you can see how many devices your hulu account is on and it was like 28 devices okay and then we so we we shut them all down and change the password how are you able to do that because i've given my uh password username and password to my friend she cannot get it it on her TV, only on her laptop. Because you got to put it in a code.

Oh, it didn't. Because I've done it at my mom's house too. I'm like, oh, let's use my Hulu account here at your house. And they won't let me get in. And I have the $65 one. There has to be a window that pops up that tells you what to do to put in a code. I'm going to call you next time. All right, do it.

FaceTime me. I will. I'll fix it for you. Okay. I want you to FaceTime me next time though. When you do shrooms, because Julianne, I'm really interested in doing mushrooms and micro dosing, all that stuff. But I'm too freaking afraid, man.

You know what? I was too. I was petrified. And then you just, you know, we got to make sure we're at, you know, someone's house. So we either go to your house or maybe we hit up my mom's Dana Point place or Running Springs place. I'll be naked on the forest though. It's okay. It's okay.

She has cameras. I'll tell her not to look though. But you just, you got to micro dose and then you got to give it some time. And then if you want it to have you have it hit harder then you got to drink something like acidic so orange juice um and then i've never tripped out where i've seen anything i've just been really like into music and listening and i think you can see the music like the music i'm feeling it and i think it's just because i like music um you know naturally. But I'm just so

into it. I think Eric out of anybody else in the room would be the other guy that would be willing to try mushrooms. Or have you done already? I've done them once in college. And did you see anything? Oh yeah, I saw things. See, I've tried it like three times. But I lived in a fraternity house with like party favors and crap on the wall and I didn't microdose or anything.

We took like straight up straight up dose. Did you throw up? No, I didn't. I threw up anything we took like straight up straight up did you throw up no I didn't I threw up once out of the three times like no it messes with you because your stomach goes and it's weird

because it's like it's like a trip where you know you're tripping so it's like you're very aware that what you're saying is it

see that's what I'm afraid of that I you don't fall into it like you're out of touch with reality I'm afraid of that I wouldn't be aware

no you will be you're very aware that what you're well in my case because I did see things and like we had stuff on our walls, like we had Mardi Gras masks from our Mardi Gras party. But you're aware that it's fake. Yeah. You're never like, you don't fall out of touch with reality.

You're very aware like, oh, I'm feeling a little trippy right now. But you're like, I'm not gonna be sitting here like not knowing where I'm at. Yeah, because they're legalizing it like crazy. Are they? It's cool to do it with people and it's better to do it with people and you have to have like a spotter. Yeah, we usually have one sober person. Yeah, just in case stuff goes south.

But if you're microdosing, you're not going to fall off into like a creek. And everything is funny. Everything's hilarious. I was in Havasu one time and there was a scorpion we found and we threw it in the... We threw it

into the pool and I thought it would be really funny if I threw my best friend's husband into the pool and I did and he landed right next to the scorpion and it was still alive in the pool. At least I think it was alive. It was a white one. It was albino scorpion. Oh yeah, those ones are tough.

Yeah, it was tiny though. But was albino scorpion. Oh yeah. Those ones are tough. Yeah. It was tiny though, but those ones are the dangerous ones. So we thought we'd drown it and, uh, didn't really work. Cause he lived. I did with like a group of like six of my fraternity brothers, seven.

It was a big group of us. And we moved us like a herd. And at one point we're in our room just laughing and like somebody's not saying a word, just busting up laughing at each other. And you can't stop. Yeah. And it's like, it's fun. It's funny that you can't stop. Yeah. And it's like, it was fun.

It's funny that you can't stop laughing. Well, it's funny that you say that because they're using micro dosing for depression. Yeah. Like a cure for depression. I have friends that use it for like, I don't know exactly what, but they use it for, in air quotes, medical terms and micro dosing and stuff like that. That's what's helping getting it approved for legal use. Can you imagine Randy on a full dose? Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope. I don't want to see it. See, anything that could be fun and laughable, I feel like Randy would somehow go down the downward spiral. When I get high, I can only take a few hits. I don't go too far into the weeds because then I

go off the rails. Paranoia? It's fun, though. I mean, it's cool. because then I go off the rails. Paranoia? It's fun though. Why are two gyms across the street from each other? What are they doing? Why am I laughing? Why am I having fun? Am I dying? Is that why I'm laughing? Well, it's just, you know, there's high and there's also like when you get baked and I can't imagine

getting near baked. I need to be just a few hits and I'm close. Which gym do I join? If I join one, the other one will be sad. When I did shrooms with my friends, we lived in this fraternity house and we would pull party favors from all our parties, our decoration stuff.

On my walls, I had a Tiki man head, a Mardi Gras head, posters, crap, American flags. I remember sitting there. We're all sitting in my room. There was, like, eight of us. And at one point, we're all laughing. I look up at the wall. This tiki man face straight up turned and, like, smiled at me.

And I'm like, all right, well, that's not real, but that's pretty cool. It's like death perceptions. My death perception was so off, dude. I couldn't touch electronics. I, like, legitimately pulled out my laptop at one point. And'm like just let me find something funny to watch close it i put it dude i put it on top of my fridge for some reason i'm like can't touch this don't want anywhere near me yeah but it was fun i mean i say i want to try it but i probably will never you should you definitely should um you should never the few times i've done it i've been drunk first and then they're like, hey, let's do it. I'm like, okay.

Even with weed, that's not good. Well, nothing happened. Like I said, I only threw up once out of the three times I've done it. But the other two times, I feel like it just didn't hit me. Maybe that's why I didn't see anything cool because I was kind of drunk. But I always did it maybe three or four hours before bedtime.

Don't do it before bed. did it like maybe three or four hours before bedtime don't do it before bed do it like eight hours before you go to bed because you get bad anxiety no you get like you can't even sleep like you're tossing and turning you're like constantly rubbing your legs together because you just like yeah you're just like out of whack with yourself yeah so do it hours before you go to bed like closing the door behind me in a bathroom i'm like in i'm like hurrying i'm like i don't like being in here i gotta finish up quick wash my hands i'm gonna get out i can't imagine even looking in the mirror i want to that's how yeah yeah let's get everywhere don't they say don't look in the mirror i don't know so i looked in the mirror this is with people so like when i did it with the group of people i could only

really talk to the people that were on it with me because the two spotters that we had with us my buddy Nick came in and he's talking to me and dude his face was kind of like wiggling a little weird and like and your eyes and I looked down like dude I'm straight like but get out of my room because you're freaking me out right now like I could only talk to the people that were on it with me yeah it was weird we were talking to a tree one time we we named him. I can't even remember what his name was. You're going to love it though because outside nature, the sun was so bright that day. We did a walk around this big ass backyard I had.

It was dope. It was fun. My friend became great, great friends with a stool. That sounds hot. Yeah, it was awesome. Steve Jobs always said that doing acid was the best thing that he ever did. I can't do that. I just feel like that is like baby acid.

I'm not going to try something that's called acid for one thing. No, because acid puts holes in your brain, doesn't it? Acid can mess you up. Yeah, shrimps don't do that. I have friends that do it regularly. Like, dude, my brain hurts the next day. I'm like, and why do you keep doing it? It can also trigger again later in life.

So like it stays in you. So if you do enough of it, it will just randomly trigger on you later in life at some random point. You don't have control of it. So they did studies kind of piggybacking on what Brett just said. They did studies that for some certain individuals,

their bodies aren't built to take in that kind of stuff. And what it ends up doing is neurologically, it'll wake up stuff. So like there have been people who, let's say, aren't schizophrenic who will take a high dosage of acid. And what the acid will do your brain is it will activate essentially the part of whatever is in your brain that will activate schizophrenia. And so people have like gone out of acid trips and, but they never really leave or they're just messed up forever so i'm like you know what i'm good i'm just not gonna touch it it's funny you say that i do know somebody they took drugs and then they just ended up in a mental hospital for the rest of life that

doesn't sound like i had that too yeah i'll just get high um one of my girlfriends who became best friends with the stool she really she really wants me to go to a rave with her and she wants me to try ecstasy but Kevin's like because Kevin's tried ecstasy and he's like no when you do it he's like you have to do it at home and then you gotta like fill it out. Right now it is not good to do

that stuff because I wouldn't. Because of the fentanyl because they're putting fentanyl on all that stuff so you can't do that anymore. They're lacing everything. It's not like the 90s where ecstasy was like super pure. Now it's just a bunch of crap in it.

See, that's why like when it was shrooms, I'm like, okay, I'll do that. Because when I was 14, I had like a little tiny stem and did absolutely nothing. And I was bummed. I never tried it since because I've been like red ribbon week all the time. Like, I don't do drugs. But I'm like, you know what? Screw it. I'm in my 30s.

Like, I can do it. I'm on vacation. I don't have my kid with me. And so I did it. But I don't know, ecstasy and acid and like cocaine. Like, oh, no, I can't get down with that stuff. I just know cocaine. I would probably love it.

So that's why I've never done it ever. Because I'm like, I probably would love that nose candy and do it all day. You know, I love to drink. So imagine if I got hooked on something. I've been offered a billion times working radio, but not even one time. All right, guys. Well, we got to wrap this up.

I miss you, Randy. My pleasure, man. Feel free to stop in by next time like we all prepared for, but it's all good. Yeah, it was. it did not occur to me once where I was like, oh, you know what? I think he wants me to go in. Brett set aside breakfast for you. There's a breakfast sandwich on the fridge

waiting for you. Well, it's a good thing you can bring it to me, Eric. Thanks, man. Not if I get it first, Randy. Julianne, I can't wait for your announcement on Monday. That's going to be super exciting. Please follow at damnjulianne i can't wait for your announcement on monday that's gonna be super exciting i'm excited please uh follow at damn julianne on instagram uh she no longer has twitter because uh it got hacked and now she's a crypto expert apparently i know you know you know what though

now i can finally start being me on my instagram like posting like i used to because i've been really cutting back on what I post because of the station I worked for. So I haven't been the true damn Julianne. I'll be back. She outside, everybody. She outside. Doing shrooms and drinking.

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so check out man Kim just go Matt and Kim dot com listen to their music wherever you stream music and don't forget listen to the Woody show money through Friday on the I heart radio app. Just search the Woody show. Randy, do you have anything to say before we leave? I miss you guys. And I hope we can do lots of fun things in the future.

All right. Randall. That was such a best of luck in all your future endeavors. No, stop it. All right. If someone has to want to give me a weekend shift or something, that'd be endeavors. No, stop it. All right, Brett. If someone wants to give me a weekend shift or something, that'd be cool. I have an excuse to get back in the building.

Why would you want to come back? You had an excuse to get back in the building today and you didn't take it. Oh, damn. It's a good thing I'm sitting on my couch right now because I can take that now. In your Garfield boxers. That's right. Brett. Yes, you all can help me smite Randy and have me beat him with more followers. So go on Instagram and Twitter

and follow me at Saint Bort. This is just a personal vendetta against Randy because I don't see him. I want to beat him at something. I don't want to smite him. So follow me at Saint Bort on all social media. All right. Eric?

Randy, I'll see you soon. Possibly with the sandwich. I'm not even going to say anything but Randy effed up by not coming with us because we're about to go get a bunch of free stuff and Randy loves free stuff that's why I thought he was coming I thought you told him about it hell no I ain't going to tell him about it because I want to see if he

really loves us or not so wait he missed out on free food and free stuff damn dude you screwed up you guys are talking about all this free food and free stuff? Yeah. Damn, dude, you screwed up. You guys are talking about all this free food and free stuff. You didn't save anything for me, Bort. No, actually, that was for you. That's for you. The free stuff, whatever.

I get you guys already have plans. Well, honestly, I felt like you would actually take that before Randy, so it kind of was for you. All right. And your prego, he's not. Are you sure? I don't know yet. I don't know what's going on in his apartment all right

julian uh no randy i'm really happy i'm actually bummed that you didn't come in because i was excited to give you a big old hug um but i'm glad that you came on today and i got to hear your voice because i miss you i know i miss you guys too uh next time i will i will come in that's my fault i don't know why again i don't know why it never occurred to me to ask. Where? All right, guys. I'm going to have to take a very long nap to get over this. All right.

Well, you're missed, at least by me. Also, I miss you guys, too. R.I.P. Tyler. We'll check you out next week. What's new? What's new with menace? Outro Music