What's New Podcast - Fry's closing, Chicken wing shortage, Julianne call in, Aliens are here & more!

Episode Date: February 25, 2021

On this episode we talk Fry's closing, Chicken wing shortage, Julianne call in, Aliens are here and more!

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Borch, a.k.a. Brett. Yo. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric. Sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave. What up? What is up, Eric? Eric also works on the woody show plus

we have randy who's a radio dj himself on alt 98 7 in los angeles and he works on the woody show yo you can tell the theme here he does plus we have joining us from houston texas that'd be tyler from the sean salisbury show sometimes Sometimes he goes by Heavy T, and we refuse to call him Heavy T. Fluffer for life. I told you already, it's Heavy MFNT. How's Texas? Everything good now?

Create another handle on some social media with that too. It's cool. I got power back after about 36 hours. I got hot water back on Saturday. I will never take a hot shower for granite ever again how many days did you go without showering i showered but i had to use like a bottle of gallon water just because i didn't have any running water i washed myself with a stick and a rag you know what i did it like my ancestors the pioneers did back in the day so

so it's crazy ancestors yeah i well when i used to live in east oakland california our water heater was broken and this is exactly how the shower would go my buddy can confirm this we turn on the water it would be boiling hot for about 30 seconds and then ice cold for the rest of the shower no yeah it was terrible it was the worst that's a good way to wake up though hell yeah it is You guys want to do some tech and entertainment news right now? Yeah. All right, let's do it. All right, first tech news.

RIP Fry's Electronics, everybody. Oh, God. They had Fry's Electronics across the country. Not everywhere, but if you don't know what Fry's Electronics is, it's pretty much Best Buy, but like a wacky Best Buy. Like every single location was themed in certain ways. There was a Fry's Electronics down the street from the radio station. It was all alien themed, which Bort really enjoyed. Yeah. I grew up going to that one and I always loved going there and it just was slowly deteriorating to the point where you're

like, this, this is going to go away. It's not going to last. I worked at one in the early 2000s, and it was Nikola Tesla themed. So we had one of his coils in the middle of the store, and it was constantly shooting off electricity. It was kind of annoying. I'd only been in a Fry's Electronics one time in my entire life. Really? I walked in, I swear to God, dude,

and I was in college. I was going to the one in, maybe it's called Sherman O that's Sherman Oaks, Thousand Oaks, it's off like the 101. And it was fantasy, fantasy kind of dragon themed. Oh, I know what you're talking about.

So I'd never been in one before and I'm older in life, like an adult at this point. I walked in and I'm like, what's going on here? What the hell? Like, why is there a dragon in the middle of this store and stuff?

I had no clue about the whole themeness. I'm curious though, like for the one in Burb... I know, RIP, guys. All right. Look, I'm recording, okay? I'm losing all the stores that I went to that were fun. I'm losing all the cool landmarks.

How many more buildings do I have left with giant UFOs going into them? None! I do feel like, Fries, though, the way these buildings were built and themed. Massive. They're massive, but it seems like sort of like a 90s,

early 2000s concept, though. I feel like now everything has to be, everyone goes for minimalistic sort of professional look. Yeah. Modern. It sucks. Lifeless. Yeah, whereas Fry's and stuff.

They don't want oversized mystical creatures guarding their products. Every office building looks like a freaking insanity-worn medical building now. The Burbank one had a giant Kraken in the computer section. I know. And Randy and I went there one time, and so it's an electronics store,

but they would have all this random stuff. And one time, Randy and I went there and we bought kites and cologne. Oh, nice. Wow, that's what you guys bought? Yeah, back in the day. Oh, wow. They also had porn.

That's what I bought there. I bought DVDs of porn. It was always fun as a kid because when Fry's used to be up to the level it was, the one in Burbank had a sort of diner, drive-in movie area, so I would go there, get some soft serve, then navigate around, and then from a distance just kind of judge the people in the point section not only that it had a drive in movie as a diner so you'd go buy your food from this 50s diner and then sit in these cut up 1950s cars there were real cars by the way you sit in the back seat with the little tabletops and watch

whatever sci-fi movie was on it's just just disappointing, though. I know. It was fun. My fries was whack then. My fries sucked. What theme was it? I don't even remember having it having a theme. It was the one in industry that's off, I believe, the 60s. Oh, is that the one with the gears and stuff? Yeah, it had gears, but I don't even know what that was for. The one that I worked at, you could barely tell what the theme was, but there was one

in San Jose, California, and it was a egyptian theme and it looked like pyramids all good things must come to an end all right in other tech news cbs all access will become paramount plus next week they'll have bet cbs comedy central mtv nickelodeon paramount pictures most importantly the, the new SpongeBob movie. And they announced a Beavis and Butthead movie. That definitely gets one. Hell yeah. Are you guys all in, all out?

Will you be buying it? I'm all out. I like the content. Maybe one day down the road I'll get into it, but just right now I can't handle another subscription. All right. Anybody else? I don't see why not.

I mean, they're combining everything that they have. Beavis and Butthead, of course. Love all the old Nickelodeon shows. Nickelodeon from the 90s, huge fan of. Star Trek, Twilight Zone, all that stuff. Why not? Hell yeah. And then they have the new Rugrats.

Have you seen that, though? It's all like ICGI. I did see that. And I heard your explanation on the Woodyody show from what uh spicy nacho was saying and you're right the the 90s nicktoons wasn't just the cartoon and the animation style it was the audio it was all the audio that they built into it they used to have like behind the scenes vignettes during the commercials so it looks kind of weird but here's a here's the thing that uh ravey talked about on the show if you actually sign up this week they're not a sponsor by the way it's half price so 100 bucks for the year but if you buy it now it's 50 bucks interesting so damn i really regret not canceling my hulu this month i could have bought the whole

year damn it yep i'm actually all in i already have cbs all access so i guess now i'm apparently getting paramount plus the reason i have it is because that's how i watch all any type of sport that's on cbs because i get the live tv part with it because i mooch off my parents oh okay and besides also mooching off randy because randy has a streaming service right no no no no no no i let randy have it back i let him have his sunday oh you let him have it yeah after. During the offseason, there's no games. In entertainment news, Las Vegas has announced a bunch of concerts. So, hell yeah, at the end of the year. Nice. Well, even starting in October, Mike Kemmel Coromance.

You also have Morrissey, ZZ Top, Usher, Bieber, and Mother F and Barry Manilow is going to be getting back on stage. So, that's very exciting. So, hopefully, we'll be in Vegas by the end of the year, hanging out there and checking out some shows. And major news that was all over my feed yesterday, and I know you guys will know everything about this, but the big show has left WWE after 22 years

and has jumped ship to AEW. Now, I read the tweet and it doesn't say The Big Show. It says his name, Paul White, and a lot of people are like, Paul White looks a lot like The Big Show so he can't take his name. That kind of sucks. That's the way WWE has done it for a long time because ever since

the early 90s with Hulk Hogan, Macho Man, everybody jumping ship to WCW, Vince McMahon was like, I'm not letting any of these guys go again with these names because I should own these names so he brands everybody with new names. Now did Hulk Hogan get away with it by calling himself Hollywood Hogan?

No he got away with it because he was able to retain the trademark he trademarked it himself if you have a certain name before you go to WWE, you should trademark it that's your name. Unless another company made it and owned it or whatever. So he was able to keep his,

but say someone like Paul white, who in WCW was the giant that was trademarked by WCW, WWF or WWE bought that trademark too. So he can't even go back to the giant. He can't be the big show, which is their name. So he's Paul white. All right. You guys want to dip into some food news yes i know we take care of you on some food

news every single week i think eric just finished now i was tagged in this maybe a quadrillion times the taco bell crispy chicken sandwich and spicy chicken sandwich tacos all in all out i'm all in that sounds awesome i'm in i mean that sounds like they're late to the game like del taco we've been pumping the crispy chicken tacos for months i feel like from del taco so i mean taco bell i think i saw jalapenos on it on there so i'm you know might be a little too spicy for me so uh-oh we know you and spice can't hang tyler i mean yeah it's chicken i love chicken i eat all the chicken sandwiches there are i wonder if i doubt it'll be popeyes but we'll see well popeyes was actually talking smack did you see that so they did not they were clowning the announcement

with taco bell and what they did was they took one of their chicken sandwiches they took the top of the bun off and then they fold it in half and go here you go guys it's basically the same thing i mean they're not wrong and as far as i know popeyes does it better but we'll see we'll see what happens in other chicken news chick-fil-a will be taking off two items off its menu starting this spring decaf coffee who cares right does anyone need decaf coffee and bagels did youf coffee? And bagels. Did you know that they had bagels? No.

Me neither. I did not. Did they have like a breakfast sandwich that had bagels? And maybe that's where it was from? As a bagel connoisseur, I'm very upset, but it's okay. We will persevere and march through. You'll survive. You know what's weird?

You know, I'm a big coffee drinker, but I can't eat one of these breakfast sandwiches and drink coffee at the same time. I can't eat one of these breakfast sandwiches and drink coffee at the same time. I don't think it tastes good together. It's very different. Yeah, I'd rather have like a juice or water. I usually, if I'm eating something like that, I'll eat and then drink my coffee at the end. Or it's like sips to kind of just like help the chewing process.

But having them together, it just tastes nasty. It's not good. And on top of that, they're also reducing the size of the kid meals from six nuggets to five nuggets. What? What's up with that? Is that because of the chicken shortage? They're cutting all these corners. I don't know.

There's a ton of chicken shortage out there. If you guys don't know, we have been affected by it because we're supposed to get some chicken wings to stop by the radio station. And they're like, sorry, guys, chicken shortage. And we've been hearing about this chicken shortage since, I don't know, like two weeks before the Super Bowl. Yeah, you brought it up on one of the podcasts before. So if we're running out of chickens, how are we not running out of eggs? Because if the eggs are coming from the chickens, why can't we just move? We're going to get deep here, man.

I'm sure there's an egg. Let's just move some stuff around. I'm sure there's an egg shortage as well. some stuff around I'm sure there's an egg shortage as well I don't know maybe we'll ask our guests so a lot of people have been hitting me up lately asking yo not where's Tyler at but where's

Julianne at? Has anyone asked where Tyler's at? Wow okay you guys still ask about Julianne but don't ask about whatever. No I'm just kidding no you people ask about you once in a while, but a lot of people ask about Julianne. And I thought, you know what? It's been quite a long time since we talked to Julianne previously from the Woody show. So I thought, you know what?

We should call her and check in with Julianne and see how she's doing. So let's do that right now. Hello. Julianne. Hi. Hi. All right. First things first Julianne. Hi. Hi. All right. First things first, we have a major question.

If there's a chicken shortage, how are we still getting eggs? Do you know? From a penguin? From what? Penguins. Well, penguins do lay eggs, so she's not wrong. Maybe you're getting swishy. Oh, I remember.

So during the pandemic, there was like a super shortage on food like crazy, I ran into Randy at the grocery store. Oh, yeah. And there was no eggs available, but there was duck eggs. Yeah. And Randy goes, have you ever had duck eggs? Well, guys, they sold them in four packs. Also, pro tip to anyone out there,

if you need chicken wings but you can't find chicken wings, go to a park with a lake. There are ducks. Oh, my God. No one's going to stop you. No, no, no. Oh, my God. You can just take those ducks home.

That's like, oh, hey, man, there's squirrels. Why don't you, like, no. Are duck eggs still in your budget anymore? Duck eggs are way too expensive. It's like a four pack. No, dude. You want the turkey eggs, bro. That's what you were raving about at Palm Springs.

Oh, hell yeah. I've talked a lot about his eggs. Yeah, he's obsessed. You're like, yeah, very much. Do you have a thing with eggs? It just doesn't make sense, though. Randy, just stick to veggies. Yeah. It just doesn't make sense, though, as far as eggs.

Are you calling him fat? Julie? I mean. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I don't know if he wants to stick to vegetables. Did you see what happened on his Instagram? I did.

I saw that video and he looked a little extra. That was depressing. I mean, I want to talk to Julianne, but explain what happened. So I was cooking up some stir fry on a wok that I got. And I got a little cocky, a little too close to the sun, if you know what I mean. And I tried to do an extra little flip of the veggies, and the veggies didn't land in the wok. And the number one question is,

why do you even have a camera set up? A security camera. A security camera of you cooking? Well, I got two cameras because of an Amazon glitch, and so I have one in the living room. What was it? One in the living room, and then we couldn't figure out where to put the second one,

so I just put it in the kitchen. All right, cool story. Anyways, it was a glitch. One in the living room and then we couldn't figure out where to put the second one so I just put it in the kitchen. All right, cool story. Anyways, check out the video. Anyways, Julianne, people have been asking about you and I just want to check in with you and see how you're doing. Yeah, couldn't be better.

You know, just living the dream. Getting up at 11.30 sometimes. Oh, hell yeah. I go to bed when you guys are getting into work and I think about you guys when I'm hitting the pillow. See, she knew exactly where to hit us where it hurts.

She's like, F you guys. How's the sleep schedule sound? I can't tell if she actually thinks of us fondly as she's going to bed or if she's mocking us as she's going to bed like suckers. If you've been spending your time during the pandemic on the boat, you would go to Tuscan, a.k.a. Tucson, Arizona a lot. Tuscan. I thought you did that on accident. I think about Tuscan.

I can't go to Tuscan because they stopped the tube float. So just have a suit. I've been going to have a suit non-stop. Now I'm going to the mountains a lot because my parents just bought an Airbnb that they're going to start renting out soon. Oh, heck yeah. So we're invited. If you guys want to come, let Oh, heck yeah. Yeah. So we're invited.

If you guys want to come, let me know. Yes, please. You're definitely invited. And then we spend a lot of time at the beach too. Nice. So that's it. I've been kind of going around California and Arizona and that's it. You posted a video, I think, I think it was a video or a photo of your daughter just recently.

And dude, she is tall. She's like almost an adult. It's insane. I know. She's huge. She's in kindergarten. They're learning like division. Like what is it?

Have you been helping her out with the division? I mean, no. That's what calculators are for. Yeah. Computers. Exactly. I was trying to teach her how to like stack because they do it long ways for some reason. Back in the day, we used to stack it.

Yeah. And I was trying to explain to her how you borrow the one and give it to the other number, and I couldn't really figure out how to explain that to her. Yeah, I've seen them on the news write it long ways, and I go, I have no idea on what they're doing. They used to show us how to do both of that. They write the total first, and then equals, and then, like, five plus five. Yeah, it's strange. It's like, hey, guys, I'm drunk right now.

Let me show you how I am sober afterwards. What? Well, since you've left, Tyler has left as well. He has moved to Texas. To the great radio station in the sky. Yeah. Now, I don't remember. I'm not dead.

Now, you and Tyler used to share a room. Now, did you guys get along? Yeah. Yeah? What do you think? Yeah, we had our moments, but yeah, we got along for the most part. Now, what about Tyler annoyed you? Because we have a list running.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Really long. Well, he was very cocky. Oh, see? That's the problem that Eric. Heavy MF and T. Let's go, bro. That's the issue that Eric and Randy have constantly.

I just laugh it off. I think it's hilarious. Yeah, but you're not stuck in a room with him for like five hours. True. Yeah, and don't forget that he is in a third group chat with just them. Yeah. We can't escape him, man.

Every, every group chat we're in is he just pops in with his dumb ass comments. Yeah. Is there, is there anything that you, you miss about working with the show or no? Um, I miss everything.

I miss you guys completely. I just don't miss getting up early in the morning, but I miss being there. I miss like when I see you guys' pictures you guys are having fun I was like mmm I wish I was there but yeah I completely miss you guys I saw you every single day

yeah of course I miss you guys I just don't miss getting up that early I love that you just get to keep rubbing that wood aspect we're waking up even earlier now see what you're missing out on. Are you? Yeah.

1.30 a.m. Because we broadcast from west to east. But now we have more east, so now we got to get up even earlier. We've lost more. We're losing you two. We've shifted everybody else into other positions. So now it's all hands on deck.

Now Randy gets here at like 2.30 in the morning. Sick. Super awesome. Love every second of it. So what time do you guys all go into bed? Not early enough. I go 8 o'clock. I gotta do 8 o'clock.

Yeah, I try. I aim for 8.30, but usually it's like 9.25. Yeah, I shoot for 8.45 in bed at least. Randy's texting me at like 10 o'clock sometimes. I'm like, what is wrong with you? Oh, he pisses me off so bad when he does that. Sometimes Tyler will be a dickhead and he'll send a text late or something or like I'm in a some

group chat or send me something or I'll get an Instagram message and it wakes me up. And so then I see your text. I'm like, all right. How can I be sending you a text late when I'm two hours ahead of you? That's exactly my point. That's why I'm so surprised. That's why we're so surprised. Am I still the make any sense. That's why we're so surprised.

Am I still the only one that's sleeping during the day? And you guys are all sleeping at night? Yeah, of course. Still, I think you were the only one at all times. Yeah, from the beginning. I thought some people here were trying, but okay. No, that's the dumbest schedule, and I've been trying to tell you forever. Nope, it's better.

Trust me. No, it's not. It is. It's not. I'm so much happier. I'm so much older than you. I've done this. This dude sleeps like a koala. So how's the. It is. I'm so much happier. I'm so much older than you. This dude sleeps like a koala.

So how's the family? Everyone else good though? Yeah everyone else is fabulous. Kevin's actually going to school. He's trying to get a job with the water company. But he still wants to keep our business because he knows he's a welder. And then I'm hopefully going gonna get a job

soon i mean eric eric is also opening an only fans account yeah we're competitors now yeah and i'm opening up an only fans as well you know it's a julianne's fan so you just gotta private message me dude and i'll send you my feet pictures jul Julianne, I'm telling you, we just read a story the other day. Did you guys look up that thing, Hot Mom? Oh, yeah. OnlyFans? Right? Julianne's way better looking than that Hot Mom.

She was like an actual mom, kind of old mom. Yeah, kind of busted. She's making $100,000 a month. What? Doing what? On OnlyFans? On OnlyFans, yeah. Do you know how many people literally tell me to do that every single day?

And I swear to God, I'm thinking about it. But then I think, because I've been looking into it, do you know that when you do OnlyFans, your picture is going to be out there forever? See, but that's what – It depends on what level. Don't cross the bridge to the full nude. Just find a niche of freaks that like the toes, whatever,

and then just your feet are out in the world. Julian, what you got to do is you got to do what the celebrities do, which is they basically pump it up, and then they get an influx of people who use it to join them, and then they just post Instagram pictures. And everyone's like, oh, what the hell? What the F? But they still pay you.

I'm willing to be your feet manager julianne like we can do a photo shoot like we can just do feet and see what happens okay you have nothing to lose so what do you do you guys miss me what's happening i hardly get phone calls text messages minutes i get i get them from you but you know randy likes to blow me off on text messages oh wow big time randy well she. Well, she's not wrong. I just don't reply back to anyone's text messages. So, I mean, if I was honest. I'm trying to give you something for free

to help you in your new home. Oh, what was it? She was going to give me a TV stand, but it was, again, I was all waiting on my roommate because I moved in a week prior than he did. And then I realized that my Pri it cannot handle a tv stand listen i said all he has to do i said let me know asap otherwise i'm gonna put it outside he didn't let me know at all because i figured it was gonna be outside and so oh wow he's assuming he's like hey julian you know what

thank you so much for offering it to me. Like a polite human being? I only have a Prius. Yeah, exactly. Like that. Well, we live and we learn, guys. Thank you, Julian, for being so nice to me. Randy has changed so much right before your eyes. All right, Julian.

Well, it was nice catching up with you. Hopefully, we'll be able to hang out soon after this whole pandemic thing. Yeah, for sure hit me up guys i miss you we had you on the list for the dizzy takeover so hopefully that'll happen soon so i know are you guys gonna do anything with the march 18th open not that i know of so far i know that's gonna be a tough ticket so if people don't know the it's the taste of disney or the touch of disney touch of disney touch of disney Yeah, it's a food event that's going to be happening, but that's going to be so limited.

I don't know if they're going to give us access to that. Considering the fact that me and Tyler tried to go there on a Saturday just to go to Downtown Disney and the line was three hours just to get to Downtown Disney. Oh, geez. Yeah, I don't know if they're going to give us

a bunch of tickets. Hopefully we'll get the pandemic over with and then we'll have the Woody show Disney takeover. All right, Julianne. We'll talk to you soon. Okay. All right. Take care, guys.

Speaking of televisions and TV stands and all that kind of stuff, Eric, he sent us a picture and you actually tweeted this out. Yeah, I tweeted it out. Yeah. Now it was a picture of your current television on top of a bunch of boxes yeah yeah so i'm in the process of moving i'm like right behind i'm just behind randy in his process so i'm officially out of my current residence but i have this like uh week layover so at the end of the month i'm out of glendale and i'm in and downy officially official brought my tv home and i placed

on these two little boxes on the wall and it's it's quite small yeah it's uh feel quite inadequate i actually did some research for you just figure out what size television that you should get for your apartment okay now will your couch either be six feet away 7.5 feet away or 10 feet away uh probably like i'd probably say seven it's not definitely not. I ain't balling like that with 10. All right. So they say if your couch is 7.5 feet away, you should have at least a 50-inch television. Oh, that's the plan. At least 50 inches. They said if you're 10 feet away, you should have 60.

If you're 6 feet away, you should have a 40-inch. Yeah, I've been eyeballing them. And thankfully, nowadays, TVs are so mass-produced that you don't have to break the bank to get a good size. A massive one, yeah. A Roku 55-inch Roku is like $600 at Best Buy now. Yeah, not bad. I remember when I sold TVs, the 85-inch TVs were $60,000 plus. And now they're $700.

And then when I was moving my little baby one, you know, it's so tiny. Basically, I had it tucked up underneath my arm. And I was telling my fiance, I'm fiancee like dude i remember being a kid and having to get groups of men to move big screen tvs of like friends like oh we're going to we're going to james's house today we got to help his dad move his big screen and it's just this giant contraption you have to get six tvs six guys on the side each side of like a 50 inch big screen and then you would still struggle with it and i'm like all right well where are we going with my little plasma imagine moving apartment buildings with those tvs because that's what i did when i had a tube tv i went to three different apartments with the tube tv and

it's i dude 80 pounds i got the my couch delivered over the weekend so got out living spaces paid the extra like chunk of change to get it delivered because i knew i was at the top of a staircase it's all about the delivery i know and it's just they got it in and i was like dude i couldn't i gotta i'm getting a fridge delivered this weekend i paid for the delivery heck yeah i mean people do not try to deliver things yourself because you might mess up the thing that you just bought i know somebody that bought a big ass tv and they're like oh no i'll deliver myself totally ruin the television it sounds like r Randy moved way too much on his own. Randy, what was the hardest thing for you to move into that apartment?

Well, the fridge was pretty heavy. The TV stand that was in my room, my bedroom, which weighs like 80 pounds, that was a bitch to move in. Entertainment centers are secretly heavy, man. They're so small, but just the wood. Also, my bed frame. I bought a bed frame off of Amazon, a smaller one. It's an all-metal one.

And when that arrived, I had to do kind of like, you know when you see ants push up big sticks and stuff? It's like top first, then the bottom, top first, then the bottom. That was basically what I was doing. I'd lift it up. I'd throw it. I'd run up to catch it and then continue pushing up the steps until I got to my bed frame. That was the bed frame.

Me and my fiance have a pretty big bed, too. And when we moved from Northridge to Glendale, that was one of the hardest things to move just because it's so big and there's no structure to it. Those mattresses are so freaking heavy too. Dude, the mattresses suck, dude. When I bought mine from Ikea,

it was basically rolled up. I carried it through my door like it was a battering ram. It's huge. Gregori actually helped me move a mattress once and it was such a pain and he's like, wait a minute, we got to go up a couple of flights.

Oh, dude, when I bought one of those, like the sealed foam mattress ones, when they got delivered to my house, the delivery guy put it to the wrong house. So I had to go grab it. And I had to carry it to my place. And I did not realize how effing heavy it was. So heavy. It was embarrassing, too, because I grabbed it. I was like, oh, easy peasy. So I got down in the stands i'm gonna grab this bitch i'm gonna take it back to the house and like not even like three steps i'm like nope that's a bad decision i'm just gonna grab i'm gonna drag this bitch all right guys you want to talk about some stuff in the news

oh news news news news port's gonna love this first news subject ufo sightings have spiked hell yeah everywhere a lot of stuff having to do with airplanes like people recording I love this first news subject. UFO sightings have spiked. Hell yeah. Everywhere. A lot of stuff having to do with airplanes, like people recording weird stuff out of their window. Yep. Pilots phoning in stuff. What do you think, Bort?

And what do you think of the discussion where Gregory on The Woody Show is so anti-alien for some reason? You know, there's a reason I didn't run in the studio when he was talking about that. I'm so over Greg's whole mindset of, oh, why do they have such vast technology? How can anyone else be smarter than us? How can anyone

possibly travel into our atmosphere without us knowing, without us seeing, at the speed of light, and have these advanced technologies from the guy who doesn't know how to work a DVD player? Or a USB? Or know how to set his Wi-Fi on his phone. I'm sorry. I'm over it.

He doesn't understand. Every single time he's like, oh, did you see that these rednecks saw all these alien crafts? Well, it's called a UFO because it's unidentified. Unidentified means it could be a plane that doesn't have a serial number on it. And he's going to say that's what he's been saying. But take that aside yeah we're talking about straight up aliens little creepy creatures right eyeballs forget the mechanism that they used to get to earth have they been here haven't they been here and he says no

completely utterly ridiculous of him to even think of the fact that no one has been here with that's not even possible yeah with the advancements of technology to say think of the fact that no one has been here. That's not even possible. Yeah, with the advancements in technology we've had. I'm not saying it's not possible. Did you also hear that the alien sighting was over this place called White Sands? I don't know if you've heard about this. Oh, it was only the place very close to Roswell, New Mexico, where they did say

some debris did land from the crash at Roswell, and also it was a testing site for the first nuclear bomb! Well, maybe aliens... There's been reports that aliens are attracted crash at Roswell and also it was a testing site for the first nuclear bomb well maybe let's just say there's been a report that aliens are attracted to nuclear power to either keep us from using it or to take it from us like it's a testing site of course they're gonna go where all this weaponry and stuff is to check us out what if aliens like just for the sake of conversation two things what number one what if aliens choose the places where they fly because it's near places where like you know what the general public probably won't believe joe whatever

in his trailer park they're like yeah okay sure you saw the alien do you know what maybe we don't want to go where there's a population where they have weapons that can attack us maybe we just want to scope them out i mean middle of the desert seems kind of like a strange spot but my my second point though is what if aliens are like aliens are very much like us the way we think and they're like yo these guys swear they know us like they're like oh they're like little green guys and these big ships like yo man we're just flying around having some fun you know i mean yeah who's to say it's not like battlestar galactica or some stuff where they actually look like us and like oh those idiots they think we're like these dummies think we're like trying to circle these

bases because we want their bombs what bunch of idiots they're like flying around shapeshifters and stuff like they live what if aliens get drunk on other planets and they're like, yo, dude, let's go freaking, let's go get... Earth is their Vegas. Bro, let's go pound some beers and scare some white people. Let's go, bro. Let's go grab a couple cows and stuff while we're at it. Yo, I heard there's some mountain people in Peru

that'll freak out if they see us. Let's go ruin their night. Let's go take some lasers and put some crop circles and really blow their mind this time. These effing idiots think we're green. What a bunch of dumbasses. I also posted on the Woody Show Instagram, and I asked listeners, do you believe in aliens, yes or no?

And it was like 99.9% of all of our listeners believe in aliens. Wow, look at that. Intelligent people that are open to the possibility of life on other planets that visit us. Look at that. I'm more of the wishful thinking. I'm like, I hope they're real. I mean, add some excitement. That's pretty like, I hope they're real. I mean, add some excitement.

That's pretty cool. I hope they're real, depending. Well, like, I'm not trying to get probed, you know? I mean, there's worse things than getting probed. I just hope they're not the Mars attacks that's going to melt us aliens. Here's this question, then. If aliens have been here for a quick minute,

a cool minute, what do they want? Like, what are they waiting for? You know what I mean? Where it's sort of like... Well, I mean, did you see everybody freak out over coronavirus for the first four months i mean probably that like hey you know these guys are a little sketched in right now what would you do you give him a kiss on the lips i'd be tripped up like yo that's et bro that's crazy but like my my thing though is that like okay but

if aliens don't really care about us humans like there must be something valuable something valuable about us then, because, like, what are they waiting for? Our resources? Maybe. Maybe their planet. They don't have the same resources we have. I mean, we do a pretty terrible job of taking care of our resources. If you're an alien and listening, hit us up on Twitter. Yeah.

I don't think they have the Popeye's chicken sandwich on other planets. That's true. Maybe they don't have chickens. Dude, maybe they don't have the bomb-ass vegan meat that we have. Maybe they took our chickens, those bastards. That's why we're out of chicken wings. Chickens, what? Randy has a problem with aliens, just, those bastards. That's why we're out of chicken wings. Chickens went. Randy has a problem with aliens just like Greg does.

We figured it out, guys. All right. Other things in the news. Stealing of French Bulldogs on the rise. I'm pretty scared, guys. I'm trying to lay low. I'm putting it out there right now. My French Bulldogs, they are broken.

They are no good anymore because my dogs are fixed. So if you're going to try to jack some French Bulldogs to think that you're going to reproduce more French Bulldogs, it ain't going to happen with mine. Yeah, I've been pretty scared. I walked my dog near my place because you woke him up early in the morning. Don't do that. I think it's time to lay low.

I'm being serious. Yeah, I agree. Because it's getting in the news and it gives people dumb ideas. I told my mom though, I'm not even kidding, if someone tried to take my dog, regardless of what they have, I would try to kill them. Like, I'm not even kidding. I can't imagine the suffering I would go through if somebody snatched my dog out of my hands, just knowing he's out there and I don't know where he is. Like, I'd carry a knife with me to open boxes, but I'd shank a bitch.

Like, no question. Yeah, if I had the possibility of... No, keep squinting, bitch. I swear to God I'd kill someone for my dog. I just like the... How many boxes are you opening every day? He just got the knife because Bort has one. Not a lot of boxes.

Randy is knife guy. Tyler can attest to that. He is knife guy now. I have seen him, yes, with knives. I've forgotten my knife, like, five times here at the office. It's always awkward too that's not good don't forget it

because then like one of the on-airs will like record like what's like you know I give them content for a break I'm like alright cool do you think the guy

that jacked Lady Gaga's Frenchies knew they were Lady Gaga's or if he's like no I just think no way damn dude I jacked these two Frenchies

and they're Lady Gaga's yeah and everybody's coming for me that was 500k on my head yeah so he's gonna rat me out this is also kind of proof, though, if people would just all

unified and just got their pets neutered and spayed, maybe this sort of stuff would go down. Because like you said, they're grabbing them to breed them, but if the overall consensus is most Frenchies are just spayed or neutered, you can't do anything. Other things in the news. We have Aaron Rogers.

He is engaged to what's her name? Charlene Woodley? Charlene Woodley. Charlene Woodley. Oh, there's no R. Do we like this, dislike this? Is this going to affect his game? Randy has an idea.

This goes against what I said at the beginning of last season. Now, Aaron Rodgers, by the way, he's a quarterback of the Green Bay Packers. Yes. Arguably one of the best of all time. He didn't make it to the Super Bowl. Apparently not that good. Other teams are not that good. Tyler, set this one up, bud.

Beginning of last season, I told Eric and Dumbass here, because we have a sports podcast called Tailgater Sports, that Aaron Rodgers seems to report on the best when he's single, because he just got out of a big relationship with Danica Patrick, who's a NASCAR racer, in case you guys don't know. And he was balling out. So I was like, yo, dude, Aaron Rodgers, when he's single, he's like, you know, F all this, man.

I'm about to do what I want to do. Yeah, well, he's probably more focused, too. Yeah, more focused, or so I thought. And then rumors started coming around about, oh, yo, he's dabbling with some actresses. He's dating around Hollywood. I'm like, whatever, bro, as long as he balls out. And then this comes out that he's engaged. I'm like, oh, my God, I've been wrong this entire time.

Maybe Danica Patrick just sucks and he's the actual woman in his life who wasn't a bore. Well, also, does he like dating famous people exclusively? Because didn't he date Olivia Munn? Oh, that's right. He did. And then he dumped her because his parents hated her. Yeah, I heard there was like a falling out with his family. Allegedly.

You say that's untrue. It's all complicated. His brother was a bachelor? His brother was a... His brother. His brother. That's right. He was on The Bachelor.

Yeah, because I don't watch the show, but apparently, wasn't there an episode where they had like a family dinner and all the Rogers family was there and they left a place setting out that was supposed to be Aaron Rodgers and he didn't show up. He didn't show up? If only that... I forget, I think his name is Jordan Rodgers.

If only Jordan had known the producers had bad intentions, maybe he wouldn't have let that go. But he was like, yeah, let's do it. He's being an idiot. Caused a bunch of drama in his family. Yeah, and Aaron Rodgers was like, you know what?

You guys are cut off. Deuces. Go win another Super Bowl. Have fun. Alright, so is this going to be a good or bad thing i i mean i i would like to think it's good he seems like he was in a good mood played better this year i mean not my fault defense can't stop dick but i think it's a good thing i'm happy for him hopefully he performs even better next year you know randy's talking a little fast i think deep down he's a little worried that this is

gonna affect his packers next year he's shaking the defense is what is what's going to affect us. I was checking some sports betting because I'm all about sports betting now, guys. Thanks a lot. And I saw that the biggest long shot for next year is the Cardinals from Arizona. Oh, yeah. That's the biggest long shot bet to get to the Super Bowl. Really?

They're that bad? No, they're not even that bad. They're actually pretty decent. Maybe you saw in their division. Yeah, maybe their division. I would assume that the Texans would be worse, the Jets would still probably be worse. They also had the Cowboys down there.

Yeah, the Cowboys. The Cowboys are a mess. All right. Also, in the news, Apple Fitness has been out for two months. Also, Peloton has dropped a new treadmill that is much cheaper than their original treadmill is anybody here still working out yes or no we used to talk about it a lot on the podcast and

i seem like it hasn't been a topic of a conversation at all i'm just gonna sit this topic out i just got a gym membership so i'm gonna be doing one of those outdoor gyms but this one was cool because they had like a four month term so it's like instead of a year-long commitment it's just four months i will say this. You do look a little bit slimmer, and I think it is having to do with moving out. And you're wearing stripes right now, too, so that's even better. I know. It's a little flattering.

I'm built like an elite athlete. Keep it up. I mean, Eric, you were the madman in the gym. Yeah, well, I fell off the wagon real hard because of... You're not freaking fat. Dude, I gained 11 pounds since last September, dude. Wow! Not even kidding. You whale. Well, dude, the gym shut down,

and it was... The gym's closed up. I couldn't work out, and then it was the holiday season. That compounded me. Seems like a lot of excuses, guys. But if you guys noticed, check the Watch app.

I've been closing my rings. I ran three miles like yesterday. Yeah, this skinny bitch right here, every night I get an update. Oh, Eric closing my rings. I ran three miles like yesterday. Yeah, this skinny bitch right here. Every night I get an update. Oh, Eric, close those rings. Eric, close those rings. Well, it's also my fiance. My fiance won't let me slack off anymore

because she's over. It's like I had like seven Krispy Kreme donuts this morning at the Woody show. I had to go run to get half it off. Yeah, because I try to balance out my meal. I go, okay, well, we ate some donuts this morning. We had some Fig Noon, some Pop-Tarts, and chicken skins,

and a lollipop. Also a normal breakfast for me, though. Yeah, and a lollipop. It's not normal, Tyler. Stop. Maybe I should skip lunch today. It's tough. It's like we got a box of sugar in this room. We got a box of sugar in that room, and then random donuts come in and out of the... It's tough.

Alright, guys. Well, I'm going to wrap it up and probably do some exercise today. Oh, yeah. And yeah, I got to do it. I've been getting back on it every single day. I haven't been connecting it to my watch so you guys can see that I worked out because, you know, that's the most important part. But I have been going on it for 45 minutes every day. I was going to say, why?

Like, he shames us. You might as well start shaving us, too. It'd make us feel horrible. I'll connect it today so it updates. Hey, man, if these damn rings are closing, somebody's going to say, why? Like, he shames us. He might as well start shaving us, too. It'd make us feel horrible. I'll connect it today so it updates. Hey, man, if these damn rings are closing, somebody's going to effing know about it. Hell yeah. I'm not doing this for me.

I'm doing this to make me feel better that I'm better than you, okay? Hell yeah. Well, big shout out to Julianne. Thank you for being on the podcast today. Make sure you listen to The Bortcast with Bort. Oh, yeah. Just go to thebortcast.com.

I'm sure he'll have a bunch of updates on AEW and WWE and all the drama with the big show. Yeah, tons. Tons on the next episode. I'll definitely cover that. I just dropped a new episode. I know people hate when they say that, but I just dropped a new episode covering all the things that are happening in wrestling

and all the controversy with the Pokemon cards and McDonald's, including Shasta and Eddie and my buddy, Eddie. Well, he has a message for kids and it's a very diehard, hateful message for kids. That sounds aggressive. Yeah.

So the broadcast.com to did find out. All right. Awesome. Make sure you listen to tailgater sports, go tailgater sports.com. It is a sports cast with Randy, Tyler and Eric. Make sure you follow them at tailgatersports.com it is a sportscast with randy tyler and eric make sure you follow them at tailgatersports on instagram you guys just dropped a new episode right like yeah yeah

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Just go to mattandkim.com or just search their music wherever you find music. Just search Matt and Kim. On top of all that, listen to The Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Just search The Woody Show. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave?

Yeah. So we actually, or us back in Houston, we got an email from the station and it turns out that my first month on the Sean Salisbury Show was their best month since 2019. Oh my God. It's all because of you. Hell yeah. I'm just saying, you know, so basically I wake up I tell myself I'm the greatest producer to ever listen to.

She got it next week. I'm going home. Dude, I wish I could reach through this damn microphone. Wow. That's a once new podcast. See you next week. Just wake up and breathe excellence. So what, they got like 10 downloads Or like 10 new listens from the zero they had

Okay that one's crossing the line Alright Randy you have anything to say before we leave? I'm not here right now Move to Eric Go back to Randy after Eric So that way he can piggyback off of Eric Yeah he needs an all-you.

It's crazy to think that February is almost up. I feel like this year is kind of zooming by. And I've had it up to here with Anaheim Ducks hockey. About to lose my goddamn mind. Yeah, they're straight trash. Basura. Garbage. That being said, I still love you guys.

Please don't invite me to games. All right. Bye, Eric. Eric. I had an observation when I was moving in my stuff over the weekend, and so I bought some stuff from Ikea. I just want to know why we still use Allen wrenches, those little metal Allen wrenches for stuff.

Yeah, why? I try to put it – luckily, I had like a socket wrench, you know, that made life way easier. But they expected me to put together this table, four chairs and a table, tight turns, you know. You want to put this thing together tight, chairs and a table. Tight, tight turns. You know, you want to put this thing together tight, you know, really get it sturdy. Why not screws? And it's like they give you the little metal, like, smaller than a pencil.

Oh, yeah. And I used it for the first chair, and then I realized I had the socket, and I saved my hands. But, like, one effing, one chair pretty much bleeding in my palm. And I'm like, why? It's 2021. How are we still using these little jackass Allen wrenches for things? I've never thought about this. He's onto something. You use it for anything more than five

minutes and your hand is beat to ish. I will say this too though. When it comes to Ikea furniture, every time I buy something from Ikea, I so want to pay for them to build it for me, but the building fee is like $150. It's pretty easy, but you just got to get past your hand getting torn to shreds

by a little metal dagger. I did the building thing one time and because I was just over, I built so many things in my life and I didn't want to do it. And it's funny because you buy everything in the store and then you take it to the building section and then they deliver to your house, right?

I thought they assembled that crap at Ikea. No. They just bring the boxes that you bought to your house and then they assemble it at your house. Oh, that's awkward. And I go, oh, all right. You sit in your front room. Yeah.

The worst two is like here and I. Because I thought they messed up the order when they brought the truck because they started bringing all this stuff out. I was like, no, no, no, guys, I got a dresser. I got a dresser. Like, no, we make the dresser at your house. And I brought this up to people and they go, yeah, that's what they do.

What do you mean? That's news to me. No, it was so weird. Oh, so speaking of Ikea on the theme of them, the Ikea here in Burbank, I think, what is it? The largest west of the Mississippi. It's basically the size of a professional football stadium. I think it said there was like, it's four or five

of them. It's humongous. God save you if you get lost in the middle, or if you get stuck there. Just walk around Ikea every day and you'll be the slimmest mother ever. I got lost here and I decided to come back another day because I couldn't find the order to pick up. Alright. That was a joke, by the way, guys. No, it isn't.

Okay. I gotta go back to today, actually. You know, it's a theme on the podcast. Don't forget, this Saturday, February 27th, is Pokemon Day! Oh, yeah! What? Tons of announcements from Nintendo and Pokemon Company, and you get to see a virtual performance by Post Malone.

Shout out to Charmander! I wonder how many Post Malone fans we're going to find now because of the Pokemon. I think Pokemon's the one thing they can use to win Post Malone people. Dude, squirrel Pokemon face tattoos are going to skyrocket because of Post Malone. Squirtle teardrops. Squirtle. Togepi. Wait, Katy Perry's going to be there too, right?

I think so. She's doing a song for them. And they have announcements that are very mysterious. Could be new games. Could be remakes of old games that everyone's waiting for. Oh, snap. Could be all the games going to the Switch. Pokemon Stadium, where you at?

Pokemon! All right, guys. We'll see you next week. What's new? What's new with Metis? Outro Music