What's New Podcast - Gabriel Iglesias in studio, Tech News, Vacation Stuff, Food News and More!!

Episode Date: December 10, 2021

On this episode we talk Gabriel Iglesias in studio, Tech News, Vacation Stuff, Food News and More!!

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show, boring show, that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric. Sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave. He also works on The Woody Show.

And joining us from Houston, Texas, would be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T, from the Sean Salisbury Show, a sports morning radio show in Houston, Texas. But we've got to get right into it, guys, because joining us, just for a few moments, is Gabriel Iglesias. Give it up for Gabriel Iglesias. Yeah! El Mano Perito. moments, is Gabriel Iglesias. Give it up for Gabriel Iglesias. El Mano Perito. Y el Señor Gabriel Iglesias.

That's right. Dude, I love all the toys in this room, man. I know. It's like a mini Comic-Con in this room. That's all bored all the time. Yeah, what do you want? What do you want to play with? Do you want to play with the Al Bundy Funko?

You want to play with the Kevin Smith exclusive bear toy? What he really wants to talk is Transformers. Transformers is my thing. You can go head to head. Which one do you want to play with? G1 Micromaster, just for you. Well, I know Gabriel's always brought this up. I went to that Transformers store.

In Japan, yes. I was so jealous of the fact that you were at that store. I'm like, I would have cleared off the shelves, dude, for real. How do you think I felt? All he did was send me videos. He didn't bring me back nothing. All he did was send me videos. Oh, look at all this cool stuff.

Don't you want it? I'm like, yeah, I do. You want to bring me anything? No. My bad. Sick. You know customs and the taxes and all that stuff. I'm such a huge Transformers fan that I actually have a Transformer art gallery in my bedroom.

Really? Yes, because I'm single. I can do that. I have an actual artist who did all these amazing paintings and I had them custom framed. And so my entire bedroom is one gigantic Transformers art gallery.

I'll send you a video. Okay. I'll send you a video. But yeah, I got all these old school toys of, you know, the 80s toys. And so it's like, yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I know Bort would love to

join you in your bedroom one day and check it out. Yeah. You play with those Transformers all day long, you and Yeah. Well, I mean, I know Bort would love to join you in your bedroom one day and check it out. Yeah. Yeah. We can play with those Transformers all day long, you and me. All day. Yeah. I have a little time with you, but there's a couple things I want to talk about.

One, real quick, all in, all out, the new electric VW bus. Have you already ordered one? Are you going to get it? No. What do you think? I'm good. I'm fine. No?

You're staying old school? If I'm going to go electric, I might as well go Tesla. Okay. Tesla can't beat Tesla. Second, huge announcement, major announcement dodger stadium can you believe it i still can't believe it and i saw the i saw the ads yeah this is mother's day weekend may 7th yeah it's gonna be crazy it's the biggest show i've ever done uh we're anticipating i think we scaled it for what like 45 000 yeah 45 000. 45,000 capacity.

And it's going to be awesome. I mean, All Ages Welcome, we're filming it for Netflix. So it's going to be another, my next special, it's going to be in LA and anybody can attend. How do you prepare for something like that? I don't know, man, because the timing is going to be so off. I mean, as it is, when you perform in an arena, you're always getting the echo. In this one, there's like a second and a half. Yeah, you've heard every pro wrestler ever talk about that.

Because of the open air, there's like a while for that sound to get back to you. It takes a second. And I have actually done the first pitch, and I've done the announcing of, it's now time for Dodger baseball. And it actually sounds like, and now, now, now, it's time, time, time for Dodger baseball. And I'm like, whoa, that sounds trippy. That would throw me off. So they said that it'll go away with the right sound system and monitors, and maybe I'll get the Bono earpiece.

The Bono earpiece that he always rocks and stuff like that so that I don't hear that. That'd be dope. But that's the only thing I'm concerned about. I'm not worried about the show itself. But yeah, the sound is going to be for me. And you also have a major tour going on Fluffyguy.com You can check out all the tour dates

You're going to be hitting up Pittsburgh, PA Oh, we're going everywhere You're going everywhere You're going to Dude, shout out to Stockton The 209 You're going to Stockton That's huge

How does it work? You just go on a bus from place to place Or you just Or you fly certain places And the bus meets you We fly out usually on Thursday We meet up with the tour bus and then we take the bus to uh the three to four locations that weekend and then we jump back on the plane and come back home so i'm home two to three days a week and then on the road you know four to five days depending on the

scheduling well whenever you're ready we're all going to take you to japan and we'll do it i'm down i'm down uh more important question though are you gonna do chris jericho's rock and wrestling rager at sea again oh because when i saw you that you were there i was pissed i was like mess how are we not on this with gabriel right now i want to see wrestling i want to see all this that was so much fun and that was basically a week before covid came out wouldn't that sounds crazy to say that but that's when they started saying that all the cruise ships and there was issues and stuff like that. It was literally a week later. We all thought, oh, for sure. We were in the Bahamas. We were on a boat.

We were talking to people. Some of these wrestling fans that were on that boat, you could tell, man. Yeah. That's awesome. Hopefully it can happen soon. Again, if you want to check out tour dates, go to FluffyGuy.com. Gabriel, thanks for stepping in and hanging out with us. Thank you, man. Thank you. Can't wait for Dodger Stadium, May 7th.

Get the tickets. Transformers! Gabe is so nice. He's such a nice guy. He's so cool, man. There's so many different layers to Fluffy that, you know, a lot of people appreciate his comedy and everything, but he's a guy I would actually hang out with because of Super fun!

the Transformers, the toys, the wrestling, you know, connections, all that stuff. You guys nerded out there pretty hard there for a second. Well, you know, I at least like that we kept it civil because, you know, the wrestling connections, all that stuff. You guys nerded out there pretty hard. Yeah, I know. Well, you know, I at least like that we kept it civil because, you know, if you all remember, me and Fluffy got into a wrestling battle that I was the winner of, by the way. You know, we're old rivals. So it was nice that we were able to be civil with each other for the time that he was in here and bond over toys instead.

All the different projects that he's been a part of all super cool like dude people line up in the thousands just to get his funko pops he has all the stuff with tapatio hot sauce and you know one day maybe diego hot sauce but i'm just saying he's such a cool guy but you guys want to get into some tech news oh hell yeah all right tech news all in all out on this i support it just throwing it out there. Instagram announced that they're finally going to go back or at least give you the option to go in chronological order. Oh, I'm all, I'm 100% in. Yes.

I think that's when Instagram kind of fell off when they pulled away from that. And they're like, we're only going to show you popular posts. It annoys the crap out of me. And when I see repeats of posts, oh dude, it annoys me. Yeah. So if you guys don't understand what we're talking about is everything will be posted in real time so if somebody that you follow posts something you will see it as it's happening not like when you look at your feed now

and you'll see a post 15 minutes ago three days ago that's already been instituted right no because i don't think i've gotten the you're already caught up no no so it's gonna launch next year yeah and the way that it currently acts is if you load in instagram it'll load a series of posts but say you're like oh you know what i don't want to look at this right now let me close and reopen it those posts that were loaded are now gone and now it's the new popular ones okay because i'll scroll through it'll say you're caught up and then it'll be like do you want to you know look at the older posts i look there's stuff i haven't even seen man i know all my friends stuff hey dude did you see that thing that posted no never saw oh my god i still get crap from people going you don't like any of my posts you don't comment on anything i'm like i don't see it i don't see it so i'm all in

on back when social media used to just actually be like social media you know you post things for interaction with your friends you know oh that crazy and you didn't have to worry about what you're posting it was just to get a laugh out of your buddies yep nope that those days are gone what the hell also in tech news sony has debuted a robotic arm that will cook meals uh work in factories and mix drinks all in all out on this i like it because if you ever go on a royal caribbean cruise ship they have those robotic arms that just makes drinks all day long and it freaking rules man that seems like a mess waiting to happen when you're on the cruise ship there's a little ipad that you walk up to and then you select the drink that you want and then it just the robotic arm makes the drink and then it just hands it to you

it's pretty badass we've talked about before flippy that makes the burgers nearby the studio i've always wanted to try it but he can bang out a bunch of burgers and that's another robotic arm so i guess sony's getting in the robotic arm game look they're making robotic arms where's my ps5 sony i'm still waiting for that robotic arms yeah cool yeah hey don't you have robotic arms on those assembly lines to give me my ps5s where are they yeah what's your program one or two to make an extra ps5 or two on the assembly line well see that's the thing they realize we don't really need that we need drinks to you know help us out while we wait for the ps5s are like oh let's just move these over here instead is there still like shortage

are we still dealing with that i, I haven't really been in like hardcore. Really? Yeah. God, I'm not a gamer. I'm still seeing posts from people online going, hey, there's a drop of this many Xbox. Actually, I sent one to Menace. There was a certain target in the area he used to live in that said, we got a drop of Xboxes on the

pallet still that morning. I think they were already half gone by the time I saw a photo of it. I saw on the on the verge.com which is my favorite website they said don't even bother with the walmart drops because they're gone oh yeah i get like a couple consoles and then they're gone in seconds yeah insane would it be easier nowadays to go and try to find them in stores and so many people are doing the online stuff you think if you don't want to overpay yeah because the online stuff the markup is insane i would honestly i'm this close to just getting a part-time job at target getting one and yes do it yes right at the holiday season that's what you need another job

tyler how are you doing on your jobs aren't you are you still doing the amazon thing so still doing the amazon thing when i have to so that's the thing it's still doing the Amazon thing when I have to. So that's the thing. It's like I've kept it when I have to. I haven't needed to as of late. I'm racking up the hours over at Lids because I work at a mall during the holiday season. So, of course, I'm saying this as of this recording, which right now is about two weeks before the week of Christmas, which I'm sure is going to be literal hell. Get to that when that comes. But for now, it's going to be selling a lot of hats, my friend.

Oh, bro. Yeah, I'm sure. Is this heavy tea? I need the special heavy tea hat special. I know, but that's Sony arms going to take over your job. Oh, yeah. And so of those hats for you. If that's Sony arm takes over before I get my PS5, I'm going to lose my age.

The Sony arm, by the way, I forgot to the the name of it is called grabber which is uh interesting we could have the little workshop that guys what are we doing is that the little claw thing you would use to pick up stuff off the ground grabber tyler i need you to work at target though because i need an inside man for all the toy drops okay i need to start putting stuff aside for me dude they'll hire you in two seconds i you know what i'll see what i could do bro yeah tyler has a uh electronic section at target look to him they're on that red polo or something oh no no no they got the black shirt they got the black polos with a little red circle the black is slimming tyler so that's good hell yeah the black makes me look good why you think you think I wore it all the time? Also, in

tech news, Eric got his projector fixed. Oh yeah, hell yeah. If you missed it on the last podcast, Eric bought a brand new projector projecting Bill's games at his family's house, and you said it stopped working. It stopped working. It was brand new, it stopped

working, and Borden and I kind of implied that maybe it was operator error. You know, you could never be too sure. Yeah, if it's operator error, you mean just plugging it in? Yeah, I guess I messed up. That's what I was saying. Like, I was so confused by it when I was explaining to you guys. Like, there was nothing wrong.

It was HDMI to cable box. And, you know, and it said no signal. And I'm like, I was pissed. Missed Thanksgiving dinner because I was trying to fix this damn thing. Whatever. Yeah, and I just said, let me try it again last weekend when the I'm like, I was pissed. Missed Thanksgiving dinner because I was trying to fix this damn thing. Whatever. Yeah, and I just said, let me try it again last weekend when the Bills were on Monday Night Football. And it instantly worked. And I didn't do anything differently.

Cable box, HDMI to there to there. Same spot on my driveway where I projected every other game. And you went HDMI in, not HDMI out. There's only one on the cable box. Can't mess that up. Okay, all right. Well, you know, you got to go with the Engineer Special, which I know on the Woody Show,

they give engineers a lot of crap for this, but it's really true. Did you turn off and unplug it and plug it back in and turn it back on? I may not have unplugged it. See? No. That could be it.

It seems a little Gregorius, you know? It's a little Gregorius. I won't deny the fact that I do kind of mess up some technology things sometimes, but I'm not going to go that far, okay? This was something, there was something in the air that night. I don't know what it was. Yeah, Greg is more special with that, where he's like, it won't turn on. I don't know what's wrong with it. The weather is messing up my cable.

Why won't my computer turn on? The monitor's on. Did you turn the computer on? No. The internet stopped working on my phone. Well turned off the data right oh i didn't do that remember that i had to show him how to get the uh he had it set up on his mail to only use on wi-fi so i had to reset the settings for him years ago for this all right i'm telling you the projector thing a little goryish that's all i'm saying i'm not denying yeah that was also we talked about last podcast tyler saying that he was potentially moving and after the podcast that he was gonna go work on some paperwork the paperwork was filed

and as of two days ago i think it is two three days ago, I got approved for a new apartment. I'm going to be moving out of my current place. Yeah, so I'm moving out of my current place. The move-in date is technically on Monday. So what is the big difference between your current apartment and the new apartment other than no roaches? First off, it's like a long driveway from the street. So that's kind of nice. There's a dog park if I ever get a dog.

Two different pools, a laundry center, in case the laundry in my apartment ever stops working i don't have to yeah he has the in-unit laundry that's the thing i have the in-unit washer dry it already comes with a fridge already comes with a microwave so like the parking is not going to be that big of an issue if i want want to, I can get a garage. It's just a much better apartment complex. So there was one catch. I was hoping to get the third floor apartment. By the time everything went through, that was taken.

So I ended up getting a first floor apartment, which is still fine. Whoa, hold on. So you got stuck on the first floor. So I got stuck on the first floor, but I've been on the first floor this whole time, and it doesn't bother me. You're also in a gated place. But that's how you get roaches. Roaches are on the first floor, man.

Oh, no, dude. I lived on the fourth floor of that apartment building across the street. I'll get ants all the time. Yeah, but that's ants. They ain't roaches. I don't get ants, man. I have an ant problem, too, every now and then. I'm like, I'm on the fourth floor.

How do you get up here? I'm up second floor. It's like, I'm on the fourth floor. How do you get up here? I'm up second floor. It's like, what the hell? Weak. Bro, if bugs have legs, they'll crawl, bro. So it doesn't matter. So if I was going to be on the third floor, they were still probably going to find a way in.

Albeit, if there is a problem, it probably wouldn't be as bad on the third floor, but they're still going to find their way in. But I mean, I don't mind being on the first floor. I know some people have a problem with it because people are above them. those people have kids they make noise blah blah blah i'm a super heavy sleeper none of that stuff bothers me so i have no problem being on the first floor oh my god i didn't even think about this imagine tyler's neighbors with his

snoring because when we were in big bear i thought a bear was attacking man dude he was so loud and sleeping in your closet yeah Yeah, I know. That was in Palm Springs, not in Big Bear. Oh, yeah, that's right. Oh, that's right. But that closet was huge. Yeah, it was. It's probably bigger

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You guys want to move on to some food news? Hell yeah. Yeah. All right. Check this out. McDonald's Japan has a new beef stew pie. So it looks like, you know, those little dollar buys that you see at the, you know, at the liquor store. Yeah.

You have your apple. You have a cream. You have your chocolate. Now it's beef stew in that form. All in, all out. I'm going to go out. I don't know, man. Just something about the wording of beef stew and then McDonald's giving it to you.

I'm in. I'm in. I mean, I like a good pie. I got to see the visual. So it kind of, yeah, it just looks like hot beef stew packed in these little sandwiches. That does sound like something you'd be excited for. I like a good chicken pot pie and stuff, you know, but like to something, I just don't, maybe it's just the terminology and then McDonald's giving me some hot steaming beef stew.

Sorry, hot, stupid, beef stew. Stupid. I'm going to go. I'm on the fence, but I think for the moment, I'm going to stay all out on it. It's tempting, but if we ever get it here, maybe I'll give it a shot. Maybe I'll change my mind. In other food news, one of my loves, that would be Jollibee. They're finally getting into the hot chicken game.

Oh, man. New hot chicken, spicy chicken joy, all in, all out. What? Shout out to Jollibee. How is it everywhere you go now will have hot chicken? I know. Like all your favorite places. I don't know, but I'm wondering why it took so long

for them to get into the hot chicken game. Maybe it's not as popular, hot chicken, around the world. I mean, they have seasoned. Yeah, I think America takes the cake with spicy stuff. That and India. So, um, well, I'm out because I don't eat chicken, but it sounds like a great thing for you, Menace. When I was at the grocery

store in the Philippines, come to think about it, I didn't see any hot, spicy sauces. So maybe I know that kind of coincides. Maybe a Diego hot sauce would be the first official hot sauce of the Philippines. Maybe that coincides with them taking so long to launch hot chicken. Yeah, I think so i i mean that region of the world i don't think really has too many spicy food items unless you know you go to like japan and there's like wasabi or stuff like that um i don't i think it's more like sweet sours and different flavors like that or bold yeah um but yeah definitely not spicy i think eric's right though man you need to

cringe on this you need to become the leader yeah look imagine manny pacquiao running for whatever official uh governor position then the president diego hot sauce on his little desk right there that would rule i mean you do know joe coy he is a close personal friend of yours and he is like what like the second mayor second son of the philippines type you'd get if Joe Coy posts a Diego hot dog. Do it! Awesome. Other news. We did talk about Subway, I think, in depth last podcast.

I have some Subway news, but it's in South Korea. Subway is now selling hot dogs. All in, all out. Out. Out. Yeah. I like hot dogs, too, but I'm not going to Subway for hot dogs. These hot dogs look kind of like gourmet-style hot dogs. Nah. It might bring me in for some Subway, like hot dogs too, but I'm not going to Subway for hot dogs. These hot dogs look kind of like gourmet style hot dogs.

It might bring me in for some Subway, some hot dogs. You tapping those gift cards? Yeah, for real. Even if I ate it, I'd still be out. Just Subway and hot dogs does not seem like a good combination. It's like Subway and they have those flatbread pizzas for a little bit. I don't even know if they still have them. I'm not going to Subway for a pizza or a flatbread okay how about this combination in north carolina take your shirt off

they have in asheville north carolina they have this burger spot this cheeseburger spot that's serving up cheeseburgers with sushi rolls on top they take a toothpick and they put some sushi rolls on the top of the burger, and then you have a little sushi platter appetizer with your cheeseburger. All in, all out. You know what? I'm totally in on this. I think this is a great idea. If I could get some avocado rolls up on a black bean burger, that'd be amazing.

Oh, yeah. Well, check this out. I've actually had this combination before years ago in orlando at the city walk in orlando for universal studios i can't remember the name of the place but there's a sushi slash burger spot there and it was quite delicious having a burger with it was quite delicious having some sushi with my burger so i totally support this it's interesting i'm down for it however i think this would also be something that drunk slash hi tyler would very much enjoy yeah i mean anything edible at that point right yeah i was gonna say what about the

uh you know we didn't ask tyler about the hot dogs at subway isn't he the king of eating hot dogs didn't he do a hot dogging competition this? I did. But look, telling me that Subway is making gourmet hot dogs again is telling me that this tuna is real too. I mean, come on, dude. It is. It's been proven by science.

Okay. I'm not going to Subway for tuna. Yeah, exactly. Like, I don't, I'm not going to Subway for hot dogs. That just seems weird, man.

Okay. Yeah, that's weird. How about this? How do you guys feel about this? Southern California staple Del Taco is being purchased by

Jack in the Box. All in, all out. I'm going to give it to Arahorn. What does this mean? What does this mean? I want to retract that, Arahorn, because I don't know what this means, and I'm worried. Can I get fries and sour cream on my jumbo jack now? What does this mean?

If they do anything to hurt the legacy of Del Taco, all hell will rain down on Jack in the Box on my Twitter account. There's nothing else I can do. I think what it is is they're going to branch out. Yeah, I think they're going to expand Del Taco. Yeah, there's no Del Taco here in Texas, which was one of the things I missed the most. So I think they're going to expand to that part of the

country that doesn't have Del Taco because we do have Jack in the Box here. And as far as I know, that's a nationwide thing. So look, more Del Taco for everybody else. That's all it is. Del Taco didn't need Jack in the Box. Jack in the Box might need Del Tacos. You have everything on Del Taco's menu that you can get from Jack in the Box. So do you guys

see it as there will be expanding individual locations, or do you think we're going to get something similar to a Carl's Jr. slash green burrito in the same building? If I can get Jack in the Box's Oreo milkshake at a Del Taco drive-thru as I get my burritos, game changer. I support it. I just mentioned Orlando. Eric, you're going to have your epic trip in just a few days.

You haven't broken out the entire trip for me. So how's it going to work? So I'm leaving. So we're recording this on a Thursday. I'm leaving work tomorrow and flying out tomorrow night. We're taking a red eye. Flying to Tampa Bay on Saturday. Stay in Tampa Bay Saturday.

Football game, Bills versus Buccaneers on Sunday. Sweet. Spending the night in Tampa on Sunday. Driving to Orlando Monday versus Buccaneers on Sunday. Sweet. Spending the night in Tampa on Sunday. Driving to Orlando Monday morning. Okay, that's not bad. And then I think we're doing I forget the order. We might be doing Epcot on Monday. Disney World

on Tuesday. Animal Kingdom on Wednesday. Oh, yeah. Fly home on Thursday. That rules! And then I'm going to hibernate all Friday before I come back to work on Monday. Hell yeah. I love Animal Kingdom. Yeah, I'm pretty pumped for that one, to be honest.

We were originally going to do that one first on Monday because we're kind of going to have a half day to pay on the drive and stuff. But I'm like, I want to be able to not have to rush through. And I've done Epcot as a kid. I know my niece and nephew are going to be there. They're going to have some fun at Epcot. That's a lot of walking that Epcot.

Yeah, and that's the thing. I mean, I've been there once as, you know, like middle school or some crap like that. And that's what everybody always says too. It's like the distance is so much bigger because the land out there. Yeah. It's not like they just plopped it

in the middle of a city like Anaheim out here. You know, I didn't hear something come out of Eric's itinerary. I didn't hear anything about Gatorland. See, that's what I was thinking. I didn't pencil in Gatorland because I'm just going to find a gator out somewhere. I want to jump over a gator. Wow.

See, you've been pumping up Gatorland for years, Brett, and what did I do when I was in Orlando? Where am I putting in Gatorland? You just drive there. You could be like 15 minutes away. You just do it. I'll show you my blocked schedule. Where am I fitting in on a trip to Gatorland, guys? I will find a little hour, two-hour slide in there.

You will go to Gatorland. 15 minutes away. Here's the question. What time is that flight home on Thursday? Oh, Jesus Christ. I don't know, to be honest. That's when I did it. Afternoon morning trip to Gatorland.

There you go. You wake up early. That probably is the best spot of it. Dude, feed Gators, bro. Dude, thousands. I want to jump over a Gator. They have a zip line. up early that probably is the best spot of it dude feed gators bro dude yeah i know thousands i want to jump over a gator they have a zip line yeah well you can zip line over a gator you might lose a hand it's fine i literally saw what the traders almost lose a figure once it's great all right well guys i hate to wrap this up super early but i'm gonna go ahead and do it because

we have a lot of work to do before everyone takes off for vacation. So we got to wrap that up. Yeah. Vacation. Good. It's that sound, man. Rules break in the fourth wall for everybody. There's so much work. We have one more show to do and just the idea of not having to see everybody.

I like you guys, but not having to see everybody is so great. And then I get to be on my couch two weeks from now for an entire week. Awesome. Hell yeah. I do think like me and Brett are so cool now? He doesn't see me at all. It's great.

That probably is the recipe for success. You know, actually, I thought the other day, this is going to be weird. I thought the other day, man, I kind of miss seeing Tyler. It's weird. Okay, so can I tease a little something for the show coming up, you think? Okay, so if you guys are listening to The Woody Show while the show's on vacation,

there's shows airing every single day of the week. If you haven't heard it, it's new to you. You'll hear Woody say that. There's tons of stuff from all different spaces of time of The Woody Show universe. There is a special treat on Christmas Eve. I'm not going to say what it is, but it's a special treat. If you listen on Christmas Eve it'll be like

it'll be like a Christmas carol the ghost of Woody's show past will return but as we're prepping the show I'm hearing different voices in it and I was hearing an intro with literally so many people that aren't with us anymore and it was R.I.P.

to all these people but I heard an intro with Bort, Nick Soundwave, Randy on the cameras tyler on the boards and julianne take your calls and i went yeah it just felt like such a weird fun time it was cool so anyways i missed tyler for a second the fact that we all grabbed the christmas eve time slot did i mention that tyler was edited out sorry buddy show? Oh, man. Sorry, buddy. Oh, damn. But still a special treat, so listen on Christmas Eve.

Okay. Also, Brett, while we're here, your lady has been killing it with some crystal balls. Can you please explain on how that works? Okay, so for the holiday season, you're not worried about your jingle balls. You're worried about your crystal balls. Crystal balls tell the future you can look into your own aura it's for mystical things you'll see fortune tellers have them or maybe you just go to a rock store and they have these giant round crystal ball they are a dangerous item not only can they tell the future but they can also cause fires sunlight can magnify through them and spark a fire inside your

house you're not supposed to keep them in the sunlight it is science it's like i'm a scientist or some ish right here um the best way to protect your crystal balls is with a crystal ball sack we have lovely velour crystal ball sacks you can buy from shasta jeans boutique.com the shasta jeans boutique.com this with two o's or you can find it in the link tree in my profile at St. Bort on Instagram. We have them in all sizes for all different types of crystal balls. You protect your crystal balls in a nice sack. No better way to do it. And dude, selling out like crazy. I've gone to the post office four times this week. Jeez. And stacks. Who knew that many balls were out there? Dude, we have to keep making new sizes for new size balls. Oh, I was telling Eric a story.

I got woken up by my wife yesterday, and he said this is the only story that happened to me. She comes in and says, hey, do we have any skulls around here that are like five inches in diameter? And I look at my dresser, and there's like a fake skull. I'm like, yeah, that one. Okay, cool.

Someone just hit me up. They need a ball sack for their crystal skull all right sweet and she's like I wonder if this size will fit Indiana Jones ish I love it kind of yeah so there you go not just that you could do it for any kind of stones or crystal skulls or anything but yeah dude selling out like crazy and also don't forget Eric's mom Eric's mom has these blankets that freaking rule. I was sleeping with one of them yesterday. So hot. So warm.

So hot, so warm, so comfy. Handcrafted. The best blankets. I absolutely love them. So many different styles. Just go to blanketsbytracy.com. That's T-R-A-C-E-Y. That's how you spell Tracy.

Her Poshmark, and she's got them all listed. She makes them and stocks up on them, so you can check what she's got up for sale, hit her up, see if she has any other ones. She can cross-promote them. I love it, man. They're so warm. It's the best time of year to have a mom who makes blankets, because I go to her house and it's just...

I have like eight of them. I snuggle up, because I get the leftover, like the remnants of old ones, so she just throws together them. Nice. I just kind of roll over and curl up like a little warm burrito. I love it. So check it out. Blankets by Tracy.com.

Also, make sure you listen to the Bortcast with Bort. Go to the Bortcast.com. That's the Bortcast.com. Listen to the Nerd Now podcast. Just go to NerdNowPodcast.com. Listen to our friend Joe Coy. J-O-K-O-Y.com. He's on tour, touring everywhere. You can also listen to the podcast. Listen to his friend Joe Coy, J-O-K-O-Y.com. He's on tour, touring everywhere.

You can also listen to the podcast. Listen to his ladies' podcast. Check out her on tour. That would be Chelsea Handler, everybody. Oh, I've heard of her. You might have heard of her. I think I know the name. Up-and-coming comedian, Chelsea Handler.

Also, shout-out to Gabriel Iglesias for being on the podcast today. Yay! Lucky. Dollar Stadium, man. Pretty big deal. Just a little bit. Yeah, just kind of a big Lucky. Dodger Stadium, man. Pretty big deal. Just a little bit. Yeah, just kind of a big deal. That's huge, man.

Think of all the giant bands that have played there. Green Day, Rolling Stones, Metallica, all these bands. And for Gabriel to be doing it, it's huge, man. Do you know what's crazy? I was checking out his Instagram today, and he posted, he goes, I played the parking lot of Dodger Stadium 10 years ago, and now he's doing the entire stadium. That's insane.

Also, he's on tour everywhere, so just go to FluffyGuy.com. That's FluffyGuy.com, and check out where he'll be near you very, very soon. Listen to the Sex with Emily podcast. Just go to SexWithEmily.com. That's SexWithEmily.com. Check her out on Instagram at Sex with Emily podcast. Just go to sexwithemily.com. That's sexwithemily.com. Check her out on Instagram at sexwithemily. Also, check out our friends, Matt and Kim. They are a band.

You can stream their music everywhere. Matt and Kim, just search it or check them out when they are at a festival. If you see them on the lineup, you're going to want to see that show. Matt and Kim. And don't forget, listen to The Mothership, The Woody Show, Monday through Friday on friday on the iheart radio app tyler do you have anything to say before we leave not much just that i'm super excited to be moving into a new place and i think by the time by the next time we record i should be good and moved in ready to go nice make sure you test your microphone before that happens oh man yes yes new echo chamber to deal with oh. He'll be set up on a bar again, face in the kitchen, lots of reflective surfaces.

Well, man, I'm just in my bed. That was one time I had just got here, okay? Coming from the moon. Audio expert Tyler, here we go. Guys, I'm going to show you how to do radio. All right. Eric, what's going on? Nothing, man.

I mean, I hit on it. I'm getting closer to Christmas. I love this time of year. The weather's changing, a little cold, hoodie season. Vacation's coming. Oh, heck yeah. Jesus. Keep talking to me.

Jeez. I'm so excited. You have no idea. All right, Brett, anything? Yeah, if you guys don't hear from me in a few weeks, don't worry. I'm happy. So I'll see you afterwards. Brett's going off the grid.

The last week of the year might as well not exist. Oh, my phone is off. I'm sorry. I love y'all, but peace. Bye. Alright, guys. We'll see you soon? Soon? Two weeks? We'll figure it out. Maybe two weeks. Okay. Outro Music