What's New Podcast - George Floyd, Launching in Vegas, NBA is back, Crazy Dreams and more!
Episode Date: June 5, 2020This week we talk George Floyd, Launching in Vegas, NBA is back, Crazy Dreams and more!...
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Am I too low?
You're good now.
I just realized we're a month away from the 4th of July.
Holy sh**.
Yeah, that'd be June 4th.
Well, a month from now would be July.
I hope you're recording.
I am.
Okay, good.
I'll put that at the beginning of the podcast.
Well, did you hear?
I've been holding on to some tailgater outtakes man that i'm
gonna have to pull over here one day too so i've got some pretty good ones too well did you hear
tyler earlier he's like man what's two weeks before the 29th like well that's 14 days so
minus 14 for 29 look i'm terrible i got out of bed for this all right terrible at math on the fly
all right let's get started.
What's up, everybody, and welcome to another edition of the What's New Pod.
I am Menace.
I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a.
Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the What Is Show morning show that you
can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. What is up, Brett? How are you doing?
You feeling good? I'm good, man. I'm good. All right, good. He has an assistant. His name is
Eric, aka Nick Soundwave. Eric also works at Fox Sports and he works on the Woody Show.
He multitasks. I wear a lot of hats. Yeah, you do. And we
have Randy who's a radio
DJ himself and he works
on the Woody show. What is up, Randy?
What up, what up, what up?
All right. He's texting
apparently. No, no, no, because
you sounded really fast
like you lagged
and then everything you said just
ran by really, really fast.
That's why I was confused as to when I was supposed to jump in.
You just dropped out.
What's your internet connection?
I'm hard-lined in. Everything.
Now, you're sure you're not on Wi-Fi?
No, I'm not on Wi-Fi.
It's through my PC.
Did you check the settings?
Yeah.
I'm always hard-lined in.
I just sort of clicked something.
You know he just shut it off.
I'm always hard-lined in. Liar. sort of clicked something. You know, he just shut it off.
Liar.
Okay.
We have our very, very special guest.
His name is Tyler.
What is up, Tyler?
How you doing?
What is up, guys?
Still alive.
Still breathing.
Still doing good.
Barely breathing.
Jeez.
Just a little bit.
Before we started, he had this genders.
Look, look, look, look, look. It might be feeding time.
I might be hungry.
It might be feeding time.
What are you, a farm animal?
So what time of the day do you separate feeding time from exercise time?
Or is feeding time just all day, every day?
It just kind of happens when it happens, man.
I don't have a set schedule.
Between our last podcast and now again the world turns
upside down so i just want to get right into it george floyd was murdered by police and the world
took notice and just pretty much just took over everything the streets the media social media
and what did i tell you bort and eric hoped, I hoped and prayed before we recorded our next podcast that what was the number
one thing when it came to this?
That those cops would all be charged and finally arrested.
Yes.
I mean, it took long enough.
I get it.
There's a process to all this, but I'm like, can't we just expedite this?
You know, it's a start.
It's not a fix to everything, but it was a start to stop everything that was happening,
you know, and change the focus
to the African-American community
and the minority community with police.
And finally that happened
the day before we recorded this podcast.
And so all of them have been charged.
The prosecutor who is charging the police officers
is the only prosecutor in Minnesota
that has ever charged a police
officer and convicted them of murder, which is crazy. It's only happened one time. Well, that's
good. I mean, his track record already says that something justice will come to these police
officers then hopefully. Yeah. One of the main things I've taken away from all this though,
and I don't know how it is. I never noticed this, but I don't understand why people are so against
the idea or the
concept of a group of people or a sense of an independent committee overseeing the police
and stuff like this that goes down because everything that happens is internal.
So when something goes wrong, somebody within the department investigates and think about
it, like even with us, if we do something wrong, people from another part of the country
investigate what went down.
You know what I mean?
And it felt like in every single profession, there's a sense of that,
or there's some sort of entity that does that. But it seems like in policing, there's not.
I don't think there's people against it. I just don't think we've put it together. We didn't put
enough energy and time into voting into making a system like that. You'd be surprised, man.
There are a lot of people.
The majority, it seems, from the media
is on one side, but you'd be surprised
if you dig deep enough. There are people
all over the place. It's crazy, man.
If there's something negative out there, Randy will find it and show it to you.
Yeah, seriously.
Eeyore.
No, I get what you're saying, Randy.
I'm just giving you a hard time because, yeah,
I did post on my social media
that I don't get why these police officers haven't all been arrested yet.
And I did have the trollers who found my post and we're posting things like that. Well, they're
like, Oh, the, you know, the one cop has been arrested. Dude, people are tripping because
you and I, as a citizen, there is a thing in the state of Minnesota where it is the Good Samaritan Act, and you would have been arrested if you didn't do anything.
And that's what happened with these police officers.
They heard what was going on, and they didn't stop it, and the man died, plain and simple.
The upsetting thing is that it took so long to prosecute them.
And again, I get it.
Everything they're coming with at the police officers has to be done correctly.
And another thing, I don't want to say that I'm anti-cop because I'm not at all, because
I know there's bad cops and there is good cops who are trying to do good.
And the bad cops get highlighted constantly.
So let's just see how this process plays out.
And hopefully this has made the world notice even more than is already in their face to
take action on it finally
after i don't know hundreds of years yeah i'd hope a 10 minute video of just straight up murder would
be enough to convince some people i know please let's talk about something good the woody show
coming to las vegas starting monday who's excited yeah yeah you know oh yeah um have you ever listened oh yes there's that delay okay what are you just
hearing us now randy what oh there's no delay oh my god okay what is going on randy who's on your
wi-fi let me check. Jesus Christ.
That was so funny, though.
Yeah, we'll just let him go check his Wi-Fi.
Tyler, you brought this up.
You tried a game online with him, and he's having all these internet issues.
Yeah, so for the past week and a half, me and a couple buddies,
we started a league in NBA 2K, and, of course, Randy's a part of it.
The only problem is that his internet has been so bad the last week and a half
He can't even get through a game in 2k. He usually lags out at about the second quarter
So our league is on hold until Randy gets his internet fixed because we can't continue
Until he plays all his games and he can't even get through one game
Yeah, just the you know pull the curtain back we edit this podcast so you know glitches like that
doesn't he stream
regularly though like how is it this bad
for a streamer I don't know and like
it wasn't ever this bad
this just started
about a week and a half ago
I'm gonna leave it nameless
Randy you're breaking it
can we just have him call in on his phone it might be better yeah
all right just mute yourself when you're not talking so yeah just a little behind the curtains
we edit this podcast and we have just spent the past 20 minutes trying to get randy to sound
better which he doesn't so we have him on his phone right now linked into our system what is up brandy okay so randy's not gonna talk that much
on the podcast because his internet is trash and uh he just finally revealed to us that he messed
with his internet and now it's all jacked up so moving forward the woody show is gonna be on in
vegas yes once again we're super excited about this.
If you ever listen to our podcast,
or you've ever listened to The Woody Show
or followed anybody on this show online,
we absolutely love Vegas.
And it just so happens that Vegas opened officially today
as we're recording this podcast,
and I've been following everybody online.
Oh, hell yeah.
And people are already going
crazy and people are winning money
already and you saw that, Eric,
the go-go dancer with the face shield on?
With the face shield, it's almost like she's
getting ready to give somebody like a filling
at the dentist office, but she's
topless almost. It's kind of crazy. That would probably
make dental office trips a lot more
enjoyable, actually. That's a new fetish.
And then, oh, just before I i forget let's shout out the radio station that we're going to be on it's uh 93 one the
mountain yeah it's an awesome radio station put it in your preset if you know somebody that lives
in vegas tell them the woody show is going to be on every single morning from 5 a.m. to 10 a.m. on the mountain, 93.1, and we cannot be more excited.
And this is a great thing for everybody because we're just going to be in Vegas more. There's
going to be more opportunities to have events in Vegas once everything gets back to normal
eventually. And yeah, Vegas all around. We just want to be there 24-7. I'm giddy about it already,
man. I love Vegas. I'm never
happier than when I'm in Vegas, to be honest.
It's kind of sad. I don't know what that says about me,
but I effing love Vegas, man.
Do you know what's sad? I would
have proposed that
we would be in Vegas this weekend because
A, we're launching a new
radio station, and B,
it's Brett's birthday, everybody!
Yay!
Happy birthday! Happy happy birthday Bort thanks guys I have a
gift for you I just don't have it on hand
yet but it's on it's way
don't worry you don't even need to get me
anything I'm not the biggest fan of telling
people it's even my birthday just because
I have a history of bad birthdays so
I just appreciate the love wishes oh no but we're
around now so the birthdays are good even though it kind of sucks right now so I just appreciate the well wishes. Oh, no, but we're around now, so the birthdays are good.
Oh, yeah.
Even though it kind of sucks right now.
Because I would have said, dude, we're going to Vegas for Brett's birthday
because we have this station launch.
And again, just another excuse to be in Vegas.
Could you imagine if we were able to be there and you guys said,
hey, what do you want to do?
We'll do anything.
Can you imagine the things I'd make you guys do there?
Oh, yeah. You would make us go to the Haunted Museum hell yeah possessed probably yep yep zach bagan's haunted museum it's amazing i highly suggest it yeah we probably
would have been pro'd by some aliens yeah oh yeah dude we could uh take a trip quick trip up to the
area 51 go there we would have bought so much alien jerky on the way in oh yeah i love alien
fresh jerky
dude we could go to the dive bar and see a punk rock show if bands are playing yeah we so down
ah yeah eventually it's gonna happen yeah dude totally and you know we'll just make up for then
it'll be a collective birthday of everybody it'll be a huge woody show what's new pod celebration
for us and we'll just have a blast and we're just gonna get blitzed and drunk oh hell yeah and what is so dope as well is the radio station is on fremont street yes and as you're
looking outside the window of the building you see a white castle yes and i love it yes why are we
not there now the whole rona thing but i'm just so excited to be on there. And there's going to be another announcement of another radio station coming soon.
Another city.
So I can't wait for that.
Things are starting to turn around a little bit.
As we were starting to record this podcast, there was the official announcement of the NBA,
which I'm sure you're going to recap on Tailgater Sports.
So if you don't know, Tailgater Sports is another podcast that a lot of members of this podcast do and you should follow tailgater sports on instagram and
check out tailgatersports.com to subscribe to the podcast but what's the whole deal with the nba
what's happening yeah so they actually just kind of came to an agreement on a return to play plan
a little different from what the nhl is doing nhl is going straight into the playoffs um the nba is
going to come back and have a little bit of a regular season.
I think they have about like an eight game regular season
to kind of distinguish and settle some seeding issues.
A couple of teams threw a little bit of a bit fit
because they felt like they were getting,
you know, the short end of the stick,
you know, with the regular season
not being played out, trailblazers.
So they're kind of throwing them a bone
to give some of the teams that were on the bubble
a chance to play their way into this new format. So I think 22 teams are going to be playing in
Orlando, kind of a summer league feel. It's going to be in gyms, no fans, a couple games going out
of time. So sports are coming back eventually, and they're all aiming towards the end of July.
I think this one starts on July 31st, I think. But they're all coming back, which is, I mean, actually they're not all coming back because the MLB, they're all
bitching over money. So the MLB might not even happen this year. Yeah. I don't think it's going
to happen. There's so much complaining and back and forth on what they want to do. I don't see
them. And they're so far apart too, man. They're like not making any headway on like the money,
the numbers. Yeah. They're definitely going to scrap it. They're going to scrap it, and they're going to lose out on millions of dollars all around,
the teams and the players.
Oh, no, it's not going to be millions.
They're going to lose out on billions.
I read somewhere that the entire Major League Baseball season being canceled is going to
result in about $4 billion lost.
Jesus H.
What?
But, hey, some good news.
On top of what Eric did mention the nba has also scheduled
the draft lottery to happen in august and the actual nba draft happened in october so we're
looking up okay i know you guys are going to go into it further at tailgatersports.com but i have
one more question you got to explain the whole disney connection with the nba what is that all
about um they're just using their facilities so like the the world of Disney or the down in Disney world in Orlando, like it's a mega complex. So people just kind of
hear Disney world and they think the resort Epcot, you know, the animal kingdom park, whatever,
but it's massive. Like there's been, there's been pro bowl NFL events there. There's a sports
complex that houses summer league, summer programs for kids to come in. Like there's a sports complex that houses summer leagues, summer programs for kids to come in.
Like there's a huge sports complex that people don't really know about.
So the connection is just they're housing all the,
they're basically the bubble city.
You know how like the bubble city has been floated for pretty much every league.
Vegas is in the running kind of for the NHL, for the Western Conference,
but they're going to bring all 22 NBA teams to Orlando to play out their season
and playoffs in Orlando. That's crazy. Yeah, it's a mega complex
It's huge. I guess the easiest way to explain it is when it comes to just having tournaments and
I guess in this case like mini seasons
Orlando is basically the vegas of the east coast as far as they have all the facilities
All the room and board ready like they're just ready to go. Do you think people are going to party?
All the NBA players all in the same place?
Yeah.
And NBA, I'm sure there's NBA players that beef with each other too.
And now they're living in the same.
Hey man, it's college all over again.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
I'm super excited over it.
I would love to see the behind the scenes stuff, man.
I touched on this on tailgater sports a while ago when we were just like kind of floating
the ideas. I love like mic'd up segments when you hear like the trash
talk in the games yeah i hope there's some kind of 24-7 crew that follows around these teams to be
while you know because you you got these teams yeah like what if they're beefing from the night
before and they cross paths in the hotel lobby you know and and i'm sure they're gonna be doing
stuff with disney you know all the fun foofy content but i want some like nitty-gritty lebron james crosses with kawaii and kawaii pushes them or something obviously that
won't happen but i want something i want like i want just all access because literally once the
next time outside of the olympics you're never going to get these mega athletes you hear these
you hear these folklore these these crazy stories about the olympic village when they're all house
or the whole duration in the tournament and stuff yeah This is it. You're never going to get these NBA
players in a central location like this ever again.
At least we hope not. I have to
move on though because I want you guys to again
go to tailgatersports.com and check
out what all these guys have to say about
it. And I want to give a big shout out
to Bangin' Buns.
Bangin' Buns
Natural Hot Chicken is located
in North Hollywood,ifornia and you're
like hey i don't live near north hollywood california but they are a sponsor and we love
them so much and they're so cool it's just a group of friends that have known each other since they
were kids and they started this nashville hot chicken spot called banging buns and they're
gonna be branching out across the country so it's's like, for me, I saw CC's Pizza being advertised on television for years before I actually saw CC's Pizza in my neighborhood.
Oh, yeah.
You know, this is what's going to be happening with Bangin' Buns.
You're going to hear about it on this podcast.
And then eventually it's going to pop up in your neighborhood somewhere across the country.
I posted on my Instagram story, the food they dropped off at
the Woody show this morning. And I got so many replies like, dude, that looks so good. A couple
people called me a lucky bitch. It's so good. And I just North Hollywood, California, go get it.
Also, I eat the chicken. I enjoy it at 7am, but then I got to hit the Peloton and I'm super
excited about Peloton. I don't know if you saw the news, but they're actually releasing their app because they have things that they do outside of,
if you don't know what Peloton is, it's like an exercise bike, but you can do these other workouts
that don't involve the bike at all. But it was always super weird because you could only see
it on your phone or a tablet or on the bike itself. Now it's available on Apple TV. So you can download the Peloton app,
not a sponsor, but they should be. And it got me to thinking, hmm, as I'm working out,
let me check my Apple watch and see how Tyler's doing. You know, this has been a saga for the
past couple of podcasts. We've acquired an Apple watch because we just want to see how much
movement Tyler is actually doing.
And you would think after numerous podcasts
of us giving him crap about
not moving at all and his activity
being zero, he would
be motivated to do something
so we wouldn't say anything about it.
So I checked it the day before we did our podcast
and it was at zero.
Nope. No looks.
Nope.
Don't even dare.
You aren't allowed to say look now.
You've lost your privileges of defending yourself, bro.
Yeah.
I know.
Look.
What's your excuse this time?
There is really no defense.
Yeah.
No, there really is no defense.
But, I mean, my thinking is that i wear it when i leave
my house and the past couple days to be perfectly honest i haven't left my house because obviously
you know the world is uh you know upside down right now so i haven't really left my house so
i haven't put it on however that does not mean that my whole like exercise and dieting is going
uh going to hell or anything like that
so randy actually hit me up a little bit late last week and said hey man i'm going to start
doing keto why don't you start doing it with me and i'm thinking okay so all i know about keto
is it's basically no carbs whatsoever so i've been doing that successfully, I might add, for about the past three or four days.
I swear, I've been eating
nothing but fish.
I've been eating nothing but fish.
I've been trying my best to stay away
from bread. I haven't had bread in four days.
Look, you're not going to believe this.
No.
I've been starting to juice up my own
fruits and vegetables for my own okay
now you've gone too far okay because if you won't if you won't even put the effort of putting on a
watch you know it's not just an athletic tracker dude like it's a watch you connect to your phone
yeah and you're always on your phone i'm putting it on right now i'm literally putting it on right
and we give him crap about it. This is my psychology behind it.
Is he not wearing it because he knows that we're tracking it,
so we'll bring it up and give him crap about it?
Yes.
Does he want that interaction of us giving him crap?
He enjoys us ripping on him.
I mean, maybe.
He likes that negative attention.
He just likes attention.
He wants the limelight on him.
So if he knows that this will get him back into a focused part of the podcast he's all about it i don't know this guy corrects people when we call
other people dumbass he's like that's my name come on come on connecting the dots here connecting
the dots here i said that as a joke let's turn it down i'm on to something any pub is good pub
i guess right yeah as long as they're talking about you that's all that
matters and tyler loves to hear people talk about him yeah by the way we lost randy i don't know he
he gave up we're gonna try and figure out his internet connection he's probably stomping around
his room right now he's probably freaking out yeah he's probably ripping holes in in his wall
tyler you did mention in the past podcast that this wasn't part of your keto diet.
It was just before that you actually went to Denny's and enjoyed a meal.
Yeah, so it was right before that.
We had scheduled, me and my buddies, we had decided the night before, like, hey, let's do Denny's.
We just heard it's open.
Let's go and actually sit down in an actual restaurant and enjoy ourselves.
The next morning, Randy hits me up and says, hey, do you want to do keto?
And I was like, okay, sure.
So my thinking was, okay, I'll let Denny's be like this last really good meal.
Yeah, the last hurrah.
And I haven't eaten out since.
Like I said, I've hardly had bread since.
I may have had it like once by accident.
The whole reason i
asked you because i know a lot of parts of the country you know you can just walk into a restaurant
it's all good it's not like how it is here where we live in los angeles and i want to ask everybody
else on the show um have you hit up a restaurant yet restaurants just started to open back up
where you can do in-room dining are you gonna do that yes or no yeah i was was in a restaurant over the weekend. I told you guys I was feeling a little cooped up
and I would be out as soon as I knew I could. How was it? Was it a weird experience?
Dude, it was, no. I mean, it was different. There was definitely, you know, the whole inside of the
restaurant was empty. It was only the patio seating. So there was really only maybe 25 people
there, 30 people tops. Waiters were in masks and gloves the entire time. We went into the
restaurant to like reserve a table with our mask on. We sat down, we took our masks off, didn't
have it on the entire time we ate. So it was different. But I mean, if you were to just walk
up to us and say, you know, I mean, at any other time of our lives, it really wouldn't have been
felt too different without knowing the runas going on. The one thing they did do differently,
though, is it's all disposable menus, disposable cups and all disposable uh silverware so everything was thrown
away right after we use it everything was plastic cups yeah so get the environment yeah that's what
i thought too man so we're saving we're saving our asses but screwing the environment again so
our trash will probably shoot through the the ceiling once this is all done if every restaurant
is doing this but dude it felt so good to drink an ice cold beer out of a tap oh my god brett what about you are you heading a restaurant anytime
soon man i want to it depends on what's open i mean the sad part is that you know there were
all the problems happening you know around america right now and california and there was a lot of
towns on lockdown so right as i started about to celebrate my birthday i started thinking of
every place i wanted to go eat and then all the places closed back down and they boarded themselves
up yeah or they boarded themselves up just like you said menace um but the moment one of my bars
opens i don't care which one i don't care which one there's like five i have in mind right now
if one of them opens i'm there i don't i't, I don't care. I will be there drinking. I also do commercials for Lazy Dog Restaurants and they're located across the country in certain
states. And Lazy Dog Restaurants, I just updated my commercial and it said, go to
lazydogrestaurants.com and reserve your table. So I don't think I'm going to go to any restaurants
and just show up and just expect to go in. I am definitely, if I'm going to go to any restaurants and just show up and just expect to go in. I am definitely,
if I'm going to go to a restaurant, I'm going to make a reservation. I don't know what the situation is. Yeah. You know, just showing up somewhere and seeing how it is. I mean,
I might make a reservation for this weekend because I have to go pick up my beer club
subscription from Lazy Dog. Oh, hell yeah. So that'll give me a reason to go down there and
have some more good food. Nice. Hey, I have a crazy idea. Why don't we all just go to Lazy Dog? I'll do that
as well. Let's just go. This is what we'll do.
We'll go to Bangin' Buns for lunch
and Lazy Dog for dinner. Yes.
And I'll be like, wait. Somebody roll me
into bed later that evening.
True, true. Someone let Randy
know what we're doing since he's not here anymore.
It looks like he reconnected. Randy, are you
here? I am here.
Wait, you sound clear yeah i uh switched
my router out of a bridge mode how long are you gonna sit there without tone as you were back
well because i figured maybe menace or you guys just decided you know what randy's taking the
l for the day we're gonna kind of breeze by him we did mention here then i saw you pop back in
yeah my phone which i was listening to you guys originally it uh it closed like the screen went black. And so then I was kind of like, you know what? I might as well
just restart everything while I'm gone. And so now I'm back. Okay. So you turn off that
thing that you mess with your router and everything seems okay. It seems better.
Bridge mode is off. Okay. So you blamed your internet provider, but it was you the whole time.
No, well, it's because I have two different internet sources in my house.
And so I was dealing with an issue with my Xbox,
and the forums online said I had to switch my router into bridge mode.
That was the only way to fix it.
So instead of getting two signals, I have one signal in the house.
But that one signal is the weakest signal in the house.
So it's like I'm projecting the weak signal to my Xboxbox and to my internet so lesson learned oh really seems like your fault okay so uh i'm glad that
you're back though because i have a question to ask you um did you guys feel the earthquake the
other day briefly not not like anything too noticeable but i did feel it i saw my uh my sliding mirror
shake more than anything yeah i was actually on my peloton so i wasn't feeling anything but um
spicy nacho she goes there's an earthquake right now and i looked at my tv and the tv started
shaking like back and forth and it lasted quite a while yeah man it was a rolling one i was laying
on my floor i was pulling a menace and laying on my floor, hoping to fall asleep. And I thought it was just my back pulsating.
And I know, dude, it's rolling. And I look up and I have some stuff hanging around the apartment
and it's all moving. That's not the only natural weirdness that's happening. Dude, Randy, tell us
all about the flooding that's happening in El Salvador. Yeah. Hurricane Amanda is making its
way through Central America and it looks devastating because you have to think about a majority of these countries in Central America,
they're very underdeveloped. And so they're all on hillsides. There's no real foundations. It's
all dirt. And so you have mudslides, massive floods, all these crazy things. I spoke to my
great aunt yesterday over the phone. We're kind of blessed here in California and the West Coast.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
Earthquakes, devastating.
They can be scary.
But we don't deal with hurricanes.
You know what I mean?
So it's like we don't see the winds, all those sorts of stuff.
But you see a lot of the Gulf on the East Coast.
And then, of course, Central America around the Atlantic because the water's warm over there.
So the hurricanes tend to build up, whereas here it's cold.
So it's crazy stuff. And it's hard to imagine what it's like because, you know, we never deal
with those sorts of things over here. Ravy of the Woody show and Woody of the Woody show, they were
doing this event that was at a sports bar. Shout out to Hot Shots. Hot Shots in St. Louis. And
they had the, you know, the sirens started going off. So they had to all go into
a freezer and they were doing like this, uh, wet t-shirt night. So they're in there with a bunch of
girls with wet t-shirts on in this freezer and just had to wait it out. It's scary, you know,
but it just, it just comes and goes super quick. So I'm going to sound like a complete menace right
now, but for a good while I was freaking out over natural disasters. And so I laid out an entire US map and I told myself, okay, I'm going
to find the one state where crazy stuff doesn't go down. And so I thought about the Northern part
of America, but then I realized, wait a second, there's that super volcano. What is it under?
Is it Yellowstone? Or if that thing erupts for whatever reason, it's going to destroy God knows
how much of the country and then blanket the rest of it in ash. I can't live in Washington because there's
an even bigger earthquake fault than down here. The East Coast has hurricanes, tornadoes. So I
just live in fear of natural disasters. So I just decided I'm just going to stay in California.
So hold on. I am actually going to jump on this and agree with Randy as in I have actually done some research into this before about where I would potentially live to avoid any natural disaster.
You guys are twins.
I have three states set aside all in the northeastern part of the country.
Yeah.
Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire.
Never hear about anything over there.
Natural disasters.
Let's go.
But then you deal with literally
like 75 feet of snow every year
super volcano erupts we're all screwed
and we're not getting away from that
don't worry about that one
if I'm living in Maine when it goes off at least I'll have
a couple hours extra life than you know
everybody else who's around the volcano
just Maine out
find the furthest cabin you can find
and just stay there me, me eric and menace
will live in any state and just be happy then okay new mexico on the list nevada on the list
where else do you guys want to go i'll go live anywhere screw it it'll be fun i'm gonna go to
space i'm down let's go okay face x man get the next taxi out another subject eric brought this
up and we've talked about this before,
about dreams happening because of quarantine.
A lot of people have expressed that they're having weird dreams.
Woody just talked about it the other day.
We've talked about it on previous podcasts once again.
And Eric, you came to me and you're like,
are you having weird dreams?
Yeah, so occasionally I have a weird dream here and there,
but I'm having a string of them recently. And I've been sleeping pretty poorly. I've been talking to Brett like I have been I've been having some really poor sleep, you know, tossing and turning, waking up, not really sleeping through an hour, you know, kind of watching the clock countdown to coming into work. But I'm now remembering these dreams a little bit more, which is also a little different. I usually forget them. But so I have a I have a a quick little cliff notes right so these are the some of the dreams i've had over the last week
all right i had a cat with four eyes okay yeah so so four eyes like instead of like eyebrows
picture another set of eyes on the forehead yeah freaking weird this one was so random i woke up
like what the f i was hanging out with woody at his house all right playing hockey with his kids it was i mean i get the hockey reference but last night before so whatever
so last night drug deal gone bad i was like moving bricks of cocaine another one i was in the middle
of a terrorist attack in downtown that i like kind of thwarted and escaped hell yeah that's probably
because the news yeah and then another one i I was just hanging out with Kevin Hart.
Like, it's, no clue guys.
Just you and Kevin Hart?
Just me and Kevin Hart throughout my whole dream.
Wow.
That's like all within the last week, week and a half.
That's a trip, man.
Yeah, dude, I'm telling you.
The cat with the four eyes one was the one that kind of spooked me the most.
Because I woke up thinking like, dude, that must mean something.
I don't know.
And I don't want to even Google what it could mean.
Yeah, four-eyed cat. It's just really weird, dude. Yeah, dude, that must mean something. I don't know. And I don't want to even Google what it could mean. It's just really weird, dude.
No, I agree with you.
I've been having more dreams.
It's funny because I was saying, oh, no, I wasn't really having too many.
And then after I said that, of course, I started having more.
Same like the COVID dream stuff that Ravy was talking about on the Woody show.
I was like, oh, you know, dreams are dreams.
But then, like I said, just recently, this last week and a week and a half two weeks man they've been stringing together where they've
gotten weirder and weirder yeah mine haven't been too weird it's just like random people that
haven't thought about in a really long time you know old friends they just they pop up in a dream
and it's just like normal stuff i've shared this maybe once before but i do have a reoccurring
dream that happens and it's super short. Same
thing every single time. And it is scary because it's very end of the world stuff that, you know,
I'm always worried about. Me and my old apartment, it's empty and I'm looking outside of the window
and the sky is red. Like the, maybe the sky is, you know, the sun is setting or something,
or maybe something happened. I don't know, but everything completely empty and i'm looking at the golden gate bridge because from my old apartment i could
see the golden gate bridge which was pretty cool but that's it everything's empty like no one's
there like last man on earth type of thing so this is reoccurring can you like change what you do in
your dream i had a reoccurring dream when i was younger right where i would get kidnapped
and it was the same dream yeah dude it was that kidnapped. And it was the same dream. Yeah, dude, it was weird. But it was the
same dream kind of thing over and over again, I'll be playing in my front yard. I'd be like laying on
our front fence and some dude would just snatch me. Eventually, I was able to kind of like maneuver
my way through the dream differently. But then the dream would kind of like skip and buffer and I
would be kidnapped again. This was like way younger. But I remember it was a reoccurring dream. Maybe I was just worried about getting kidnapped or something, but I was
able to start kind of like maneuvering myself differently throughout the dream. And it's almost
like the dream would catch up to myself and it's like going left, going left. And then boom, oh,
nope. You're back over to where you need to be in the dream right now. It was, it was weird, man.
Just listening to all this, I'm like, dang, this is actually kind of interesting. I mean of interesting i mean i've definitely analysis yeah i've definitely had weird dreams before like a
string of dreams i remember this may have been 10 years ago i had a string of dreams for maybe
about a month straight or i was just in the middle of a tornado and like the location was always
different but it was always like the same kind of tornado. And I would always wake up
just panting and freaking out and like sweating. Like, you know how, like you see in the movies
when someone, if they have a really bad dream, they wake up and they immediately like sit up.
That's how I felt. I immediately sat up. I was drenched in sweat. I'm like, what the hell is
going on? It was weird. The weirdest dream I ever had, though, I was in my sophomore year of high school,
and this is both funny and strange. So I don't know how it began, but I found myself
kind of like walking through a swamp. But the thing was, the era and the people I was around
was sort of Vietnam War era. So, you know, like in Saving Private Ryan, when he's walking through
the rain and you kind of see like they're all just walking through marshes and swamps that was my scenario so that
was me i could obviously tell it's the 60s i'm in the vietnam war and then you we hear this like
this like um almost like a helicopter but it's not a helicopter get this dude around the bend
comes six giant rotating pancakes. What?
I swear to God.
I swear to God.
I swear to God. And they're just pancakes.
Or they're shaped like pancakes.
And then suddenly everybody just starts dropping like flies.
And I start running and then I wake up.
I swear to God.
The weirdest dream ever.
Wait.
You said the number six?
Oh, no.
You want to start dropping?
Here we go.
I don't know man damn sounds like a little
uh a little demon stuff going on right there for you yeah we all and you know what just like the
black cat with eric what better way into my heart than my favorite food pancakes speaking of animals
i had to go to the vet the other day, emergency situation. So I just really want to shout out true pet care in studio city, California.
They rule it's an emergency only place.
It's like, it's like walking into an Apple store.
It is all brand new.
It's state of the art.
It's awesome.
Um, the only reason I'm bringing it up, Chimmy, she's okay.
Everything's all good.
She just had an infection.
I got her some pills, dude.
I don't know how to express this. I don't know how to express this.
I don't know how to express this even more. I have a central location for this, but I get asked
almost daily. Hey dude, what is that pet insurance that you have? It's called healthy paws. I don't
know how to, maybe I should just put it on my internet profile. Like, Oh, if you're here to
ask me what my pet insurance is it is healthy pause
because we get texts on the daily to the woody show hey what is that pet insurance or dms on
facebook guys how can i get the word out about this i think constantly post about it's probably
schedule some posts for it or put a link in your bio about it i've asked healthy pause can i do
commercials for you but we just can't work it
out because i think we got like a healthy paws adoption event dude yeah or something i don't
know but i get hounded all the time and it rules i'm telling you because um the bill was i don't
know six hundred dollars and we got 400 plus back that's really good and it sucks because you know
people get in this situation,
there's, they love their animals so, so much and they don't have pet insurance. And just imagine
if you have to go six, $7,000 out of pocket and you're kind of like making the decision,
you know, you can help fix your animal and have them be okay, but you're financially strapped
and you're screwed, you know? Yeah. And, um and I had a situation where one of my dogs in the past
was going through some health issues, reoccurring health issues,
and I just kept paying for it.
And it was thousands, and my parents paid thousands.
And if we had known if this service was around back then,
this was years and years ago, but if we had known,
we would have obviously done it because it helps people so much with their pets please it doesn't have to be healthy paws but just get
pet insurance because again you're so attached to your animal and it's it sucks to be in that
situation you just don't think about it like i never knew it was available until i got you know
churro and then we researched it and we found healthy paws.
Randy, I hate to even ask because you have so many pets.
Do you have pet insurance?
We don't.
Oh, man.
Nope.
But see, that's not a me decision, though.
I've been telling my mom about the healthy paws thing.
I'm like, Mom, you complain about how expensive these bills are.
It's inevitable.
One of these dogs is going to need help.
You might as well dish it out.
Oh, it's definitely going to happen. One of the dogs, one of the chickens, maybe one of these dogs is going to need help you might as well dish it out oh you know it's definitely going to have the dogs one of the chickens maybe
one of the parrots maybe your pigeon you have you have a lot you have a wide umbrella don't say that
wrong here don't say that not the pigeon my pigeon's never gonna not the pigeons shut up
eric go back to your haunted cat stories but with that i'm gonna wrap up today's podcast thank you
so much thank you randy for figuring out your internet situation
oh he already back as i said that really as he said that he like cut out okay it says randy is gone okay bye randy lasted as long as we needed it so that's all that matters yeah absolutely so
before we go we gotta oh he's jumping back on of course course, before we go, we got to shout out a bunch of podcasts.
The Bortcast with Bort.
Oh, yeah.
Just go to thebortcast.com.
That's thebortcast.com.
And Bort will give you a podcast about what?
What is going on recently on the Bortcast?
Of course, the paranormal, everything in the pro wrestling world,
and especially this one has me, Randy, and Nick Soundwave
all reunited in one room.
Ooh.
I know.
Throwback.
We covered a couple things.
And Randy, don't say what it is.
It's a tease, buddy.
Don't loose-lip this.
Okay.
There is a revelation at the end that is going to shock the Woody Show podcast network overall.
Okay.
Yeah.
So tune in.
Stupid. Oh, I i gotta check it out um of course we
mentioned on this podcast tailgater sports please go check it out tailgater sports.com sports is
back hell yeah they are an episode it's a fun episode man we do a bunch of sports would you
rathers and guys we find out that randy has a hidden talent in that episode that he's actually
better at another sport than football.
I know we pimp out his football history,
but apparently he was legit at another sport growing up.
And it gave birth to a very,
very fun idea that we're going to probably play out over summer.
All right,
cool.
I love it.
And then of course,
follow tailgater sports on Instagram.
Props to you guys.
You've been constantly updating it with sports news.
Yeah, I want to give...
Let's give it to Tyler. Tyler's been really
stepped up the posting game. He's really
kind of taken on the responsibility.
So that's a lot of that is Tyler.
So I'm going to let him take the high for this one.
I don't give him credit
nearly enough, but
whenever we need something posted, I send it to him
and then he gets it done. And then even when we're not looking, he's posting stuff. So he's killing it. Thank you, but whenever we need something posted, I send it to him and then he gets it done. Even when
we're not looking, he's posting stuff, so
he's killing it. Thank you, Tyler, for doing that.
No problem, man.
When he came to us a couple weeks
ago and he said, like, hey, man,
we got to step up the game, I was like,
okay, let's try and step it up.
Anything out
there, if it's sports related, I'm trying to
cut it. I'm trying to cut it i'm trying to find
it you know it's a it's a little bit harder with there being no sports but you know i i tag every
page i can and you know shout out to a couple awesome pages that just really uh post a lot of
like retro old school stuff so i mean that helps a lot it's cool and uh we talked about this on the
past couple podcasts but brandy has started his own podcast about gaming.
Eventually, when he can start gaming again,
because his internet sucks.
Yeah, I've been strictly PlayStation games this past week,
and I'm not going to get back on my Xbox
until I figure out my goddamn worthless internet.
So it might be a minute.
Who knows?
So what's the name of the podcast?
So the podcast...
My bad. I was continuing the conversation there. I podcast? So the podcast, you know,
my bad.
I was just in the conversation there.
I'm like throwing the ball to you.
Okay.
The icon next podcast.
It's now finally,
I finally got an email confirming it's on the,
uh,
I heart radio app.
So you can listen to it on there and then you can listen to an Apple podcast.
This week we're talking to,
uh,
Daniel Kramer,
the technical recruiter for Activision Blizzard.
It's a fun conversation.
It was a good time.
And,
uh,
we also talk about,
what video game characters we think we could beat up in a fight and which ones we know we wouldn't beat up in a Blizzard. It's a fun conversation. It was a good time. And we also talk about what video game characters we think we
could beat up in a fight and which ones we know we wouldn't
beat up in a fight. It's an interesting conversation.
All right. And of course
listen to the NerdNOW podcast, which
Randy is on that one as well. He's on every
podcast. I don't know if we have to mention that.
But that is with Ravy. Just go to
NerdNOWpodcast.com and Cameron.
Cameron has his own podcast with his fiance
called Mostly True Opinions.
She hates me.
You can check that out as well.
You can also check out the Joe Coy podcast.
He has figured out his internet situation.
Just go to JoeCoy.com.
That's J-O-K-O-Y.com.
Of course, check out the Sex with Emily podcast.
Our friend Emily.
Follow her on Instagram, SexWithEmily.
SexWithEmily.com.
Get all the information.
Of course, Matt and Kim, they are podcasting as well. Just go to MattAndKim.com get all the information of course Matt and Kim they are podcasting
as well just go to mattandkim.com
they're a band check out their music
it rules Matt and Kim
and of course listen to the mothership
the Woody show Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio
app just search the Woody show
Eric do you have anything to say before we leave
a post just went live on tailgater
sports on Instagram where
we're trying to hash out the
final two events for this new event we're going to have
for Randy and Tyler to compete.
So go weigh in on the comments
on what sports we should have these guys
compete in over summer.
Bort, do you have anything to say?
Thanks for the birthday wishes. Eric, good
luck with your demon cat dreams.
Randy, good luck with your crappy internet.
And Tyler, good luck with not losing weight
because you're never going to put that damn watch on
and you should.
And stop being such a liar.
And let's all have a great weekend.
All right, Tyler.
Yeah, like Eric said, go check out Tailgater Sports.
Also, at the end of the episode,
I recommend two excellent sports documentaries.
I will post them on my page.
Um, but yeah, just go listen to the new episode.
Went live last night.
Guys, Tyler has burned nine calories since he put his watch on in the middle of this
episode.
Look at that, Tyler.
Put your damn watch on, bro.
We'll stop giving you ish.
All right.
All right.
All right, man.
Crushing it.
Okay.
Um, Randy, do you have anything to say?
Uh, since I have to make up for the fact that i was missing for 75 of today's podcast uh if you get a chance make sure you
donate to some of the good charities that are trying to help out el salvador after all these
floods listen to all the new podcasts and the woody show network tailgater is a good one and uh
tyler i have a question for you oh god what is it? You ready for me to hit some moon shots off you, buddy?
Okay, okay. Let's not have
any spoilers. Go check out Tailgater and
listen to what he's talking about. Moon, it
sounds like you want to do shots off
his stomach or something. That's what I got.
Yeah.
Well, you guys are the two most non-sports
guys, so it's okay. You don't have to understand the
reference. Dude, it's fine. You love Tyler.
We get it. them all right what's new with medicine Bye.