What's New Podcast - Greg vs Sebas Drama, Randy vs. Tyler Boxing, Takeover Giveaway, Food News & More!

Episode Date: July 17, 2021

On this episode we talk Greg vs Sebas Drama, Randy vs. Tyler Boxing, Takeover Giveaway, Food News & More!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bortz, aka Bratz. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant. His assistant's name is Eric. Sometimes we call him Soundwave. He's part of the Woody Show.

We also have Randy from the Woody Show, who is also a radio DJ on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles on the weekends if you want to check him out there. Plus, joining us live from Houston, Texas, would be Heavy T, a.k.a. Tyler, from the Sean Salisbury Show, a sports morning talk radio show. How are you guys doing today? You guys good?

I cringe every single time you start his name with heavy T now. I know, I know. But it's a branding thing with him. Okay, so check this out. We've had a ton of announcements this past week with the Woody Show, which is awesome. We have this huge SoFi event, SoFi Stadium. Now you know why we've been hanging out there so much,

because we've been putting this event together. It is with the Offspring. Free events. Hell yeah. The biggest part, though, I think free parking, right? Oh, my God. That is so big. Dude, that's clutch.

You know, anyone that's listening to this podcast anywhere else but Southern California, you're going to have a different take on free parking. I know there's parking problems everywhere else. I know there's payment for parking everywhere else, but it's a different thing when you're like, hey, I'm going to go to this venue and instead of like $5, $10, you have to park down the freaking street and it's still $50.

Oh, $50. Dude, check this out. So when I worked at iHeartRadio in San Francisco, it's right across the street from the ballpark. $100. Straight up $100 for parking. And what's awesome is all the employees got to use the employee parking there. So we let all our friends and family.

Oh, yeah. It was dope. Okay, that's super dope. Yeah, it's awesome. And then, of course, we have the Dizzy After Hours Takeover that's happening August 19th. If you have not won to get in yet, hit the woody show instagram look for the post you can enter to win right now at the woody show on instagram you still have time and i'm just going to say this now i'm going to put it out there i'm actually going to be at raising canes i know shocker right here yeah today tomorrow lunch dinner no

gardena that'd be be August 17th. So if you want to hang out August 17th, I will be there. The time is TBT, but just know that I'll be at Raising Cane's August 17th, right before the takeover. So if you want to come out and hang out, I'll give you the time closer to the events on that one. Hell yeah. And shout out to Raising Cane's.

They are a new official partner with the Woody Show. You. You. And Randy, Eric, Bort, and myself, very excited because they're also opening one right down the street in Burbank. Yeah. Yes. That's how we do, baby.

So close. Shout out to Raising Cane's. Thank you to Raising Cane's. They open so early man we'll be there right after the show yeah 9 30 a.m it's awesome a lot of other things going on like tyler blowing up the internet with his sports blogging it's just crazy and i know you guys are starting to sigh because you're not a big fan of it what's going on i'm checking out of that eric's gonna rip the microphone off the table no tyler explain what's going on? I'm not talking about it. Eric's going to rip the microphone off the table.

Tyler, explain what's going on. What's this write-up that you did that just exploded on the internet? I wouldn't say exploded. It's not pump is great. It's tires too heavy. Okay, so it did very well. No, I wouldn't even say that. Okay.

You put something on the internet. What was it about? Don't give him any credit for this. Eric is currently buying tickets to Houston to beat him on Magic Speed. You know how you guys say, what is the aliens you guys say are already among us? What's the ones? The lizard people? Tyler is a lizard, bro.

Tyler is a reptile. He's a chameleon. The Angels fan. The I'm going to move to Houston and never change who I am. This guy. Oh, you're talking about a completely different one. Let me play the mediator. We got to explain what it is real quick.

See what you did? Yeah. I guess some of the Astros or all the Astros, they pulled out of the All-Star game. Oh, really? They're cheaters. Yeah. And then Tyler ran with it as sort of like, this is a big F you to the league. You know, you guys should be supporting your boys and a bunch of, you know, sort of like

mumbo jumbo garbage for local stuff. So it was tough talking for the Astros. Yeah, pretty much. But like, oh, you know, this is them fighting it to the F man for this and blah, blah, blah. And, you know, they're showing everyone that you can come to their town. Listen to this. Oh, yeah. Okay.

All right. I don't have headphones on right now because I can't even bring myself to listen to Tyler. I was pulling it up. All right. All right. This chameleon wrote this. Okay. The dude is an Angels fan who said, I'm going to move to Houston.

I'm not going to let it change me. I'm going to keep it real. Yeah. Well, called them cheaters. Talked so much crap to Houston. I'm not going to let it change me. I'm going to keep it real, yeah. Called them cheaters. Talked so much crap about Houston. He writes this blog, puts this out on the internet where it lives forever. I've only been in Houston for a little over seven months and I

have quickly realized these players, they don't give a damn about your thoughts. They don't give a damn about your booing. They don't give a damn about the opinions of the experts, in air quotes. They don't care. They just collect hits, mash homers, pitch well, and win ball games. Fans waste their breath booing them only for their booze to turn into tears and wines because the Astros came in and kicked their team's ass.

And they will continue to do so. They're just that good. Good enough to destroy your team, my angels included. Good enough to give Rob Manfred and the league the finger. Good enough to win the World Series. Dude, I did not know you could write with so many dicks in your mouth. Oh my god, man. Oh damn, son.

Go ahead, Tyler. Alright. But none of what I wrote is wrong. Like, it's not. Look, bro, I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm saying to be somebody who is so on the opposite side of the fence seven months ago before you moved to Houston. I think what Eric is taking issue with is you're writing it in your own voice.

You know, it's just not. Yeah, dude, you're a fanboy over here. And you're fanboying on a team that you were literally ishing on months ago. It's not fanboying. I'm just writing what I'm seeing, dude. And look, I understand. Yes, I crapped all over them. And you know what?

At the time, they deservedly so. Strong headwind going out to Houston, apparently. No, listen, listen, listen. Those sales are really strong. Once I got here, once I got here, and I was around the culture a little bit, I did a lot more research. Will you relax over there? I did.

Dude, I put my headphones back on for this. You spent three months in your apartment. Come on. The culture. Okay. I did a lot more research into it. Bull, what research did you do? Yeah.

When they gave him tickets, there's so much eric like eric did a screenshot research coming out about this right now eric didn't screenshot the part that actually i i rolled my eyes at i'll tell you what tyler even though his his articles are annoying and obnoxious which i'm assuming is the second screen which i'm assuming is the sort of intention for a sports writer the more reaction you get the better it is for the station the clicks i get it yeah he does a good job at it because when I read it half the time, I'm pissed off at what he's

saying. More at him. But this is the part that annoyed me and this is the part that I actually pulled. It said the Astros were wrongly done by Major League Baseball. Some of you reading this may not agree with me, but hear me out. The Astros remained the scapegoat of a league-wide problem that has been going on for decades.

The only reason they are the scapegoat is because they actually won the World Series. And for me, that was like a few months ago. We were talking about how we need to send Manfred to the moon because everyone's getting suspended but the Astros. And so my problem with it is that I'm like, yo, man, if you're going to say something, at least acknowledge the fact that you said otherwise, and now your opinion's changed because people will pull proof and then call you out. That's what I was about to say. I was about to say, oh, I believed in the past, blah, blah, but this is

what I see now. You're a full-blown homer now, dude. You come off as a straight homer without recognizing how you felt in the past. I will say this, is that Manfred still deserves to be shot. Oh, don't you dare speak his name. How dare you? I can't speak his name. Relax, okay?

You're the one that started this movement. Look, we can go on forever about this. I just wanted to... Dog? Go check out Tellgater Sports. This week's episode, I torch him for his stupid basketball takes. Okay. I'm going to get pissed off. TellgaterSports.com. Listen to the podcast.

You can hear a lot of that back and forth. If you are a hardcore baseball fan, NBA fan, or football fan, and many, many more. Or fan of lizards. Lizards. Yeah, chameleons. The other thing I want to bring up, how's the heat been for everybody here? It sucks. It sucks?

I know apartment living, it can be brutal. Yeah. Everybody's AC working okay? Our AC's working great. The problem for me, though, is because I have a TV and my effing computer in my room. Have you tried not having your computer on the entire time? Can you just turn that off? Are you, like, doing Bitcoin or something?

No, no, no. Running a server for online gaming? No, no, no. No, just sometimes, you know, I leave it on, and then when I get in there, you can feel the change in the temperature significantly. Plus, it's not a big room. I was just in Vegas with Woody, and it was 115 degrees. And we went over to Area 15, and we had this super good time. Everybody's drinking.

I may have had a gummy or two. Nice. And then everybody's like, okay, you guys want to go back to Strip. I may have had a gummy or two. Nice. And then everybody's like, okay, you guys want to go back to strip? I'm like, yeah, sure. No problem. And they go, all right, well, let's get some Ubers. And we start walking to the door. And I'm like, you know, out of it.

And I'm all thinking in my head, no, no, don't walk outside. You'll melt. And then everybody walks outside. And they go, oh, yeah oh yeah we gotta order some ubers every uber was like 18 minutes and it's 115 degrees just sweating but i think i was just so out of it that it didn't affect me that much you guys want some tech news yes about the sun crap all right we've talked about this before now i want to ask you guys again wait to give your answers all right so richard branson just went to outer space in Virgin Galactic.

And then you got, what's his name? Jeff Bezos? Bezos? Bezos. He's about to go. But the whole thing with Virgin Galactic, they now have an Omaze giveaway for you to have an opportunity to get on the ship for only 10 bucks. Now, are you all in or all out? Would you enter to win to get on the ship for only 10 bucks now are you all in or all out would you enter to

win to get on the ship short answer all out all out yeah okay i feel like this is something we need a long answer for but yeah i'd be in you'd be in yeah i i the idea of going to space is something i love and i would love to do just right now i feel like it's too early in its development that if something went wrong it would be sort of like a well D knew the risk yeah what I mean well I mean it's space travel I know that's that's the thing like I would I would love to go I love that idea and the sensation of flying up sounds like fantastic but I just feel like it's too risky I know people are talking smack or like oh he, oh, he went to the edge or whatever. So what? Yeah, you go there, bro.

I still consider it space because of the weightlessness. If you're weightless, you're in space, dude. I'm sorry for the people that are talking smack. I know the Bezos, he's going to be up there for 11 minutes. Yep. Yeah. And then so, Bort, what do you think? I want to go space.

I'm down to go space no matter what, but only 11 minutes? Come come on let's go for a little longer than that would you enter this contest to go yeah sure why not all right tyler no i'm good i still have no interest in space i'm all right what's wrong with you you're like no i just you're like defending the astros and now you won't go to space astros it's like i think i don't don't get me wrong like i think space is cool i like i i loved you know going to planetarians i love learning about space and all that stuff but as far as going there i've just never really had an interest i'm like okay it's cool to learn about i'm on the same boat with tyler here because like i would totally be down except for going like i would love to go but i don't see the the appeal of why do we why are we trying to balance earth so much right now

like why i don't see the appeal of going to mars and terraforming another planet oh because this planet's screwed that's why everybody's trying to get out i don't know why though people are like earth is screwed and then they look to mars which is a desolate desert planet it's like because they can make a new better earth google i'm telling you only go float for 11 minutes i don't think we're gonna get to ours we haven't even been to the bottom of the ocean we're like let's go to mars i was about to counteract what you're about to say because they're also rich people are focusing so much on you know making you live a lot longer like google is working on so you can live for over 200 years sweet i don't want to do that either so you don't want it okay why do i need to be alive for 200 years i have to see new

earth earth 2 no don't be dumb see See, the Bills won the Super Bowl. Ah, damn. He'll be a computer and be like, unplug me now, please. So watch the Falcons lose for another 100 years. Oh, man.

I had a conversation like this with my roommate, which is like on Netflix. I forgot the name of it, but it was up for an award. There's a short where in this world, everybody's consciousness

is uploaded into this sort of like internet server and that's where you sort of reside with your memories and stuff. And conversation that's called heaven yes yeah my conversation to him was though like imagine you do live for 200 years a hundred percent of the people that you know and care about probably aren't also going to sign up to live for 200 years so it's like you're gonna meet new people that's on them bro no i know but it's just sort of like

imagine everyone you loved and cared for just sort of like gone and you're just like sticking around because that was all i know is if you're just like sticking around because... All I know is if you're living for 200 years, there are going to be some like physical upkeep developments that are going on because you're going to be one gross ass mother... Dude, Cybert 75, you're literally just going to be like just some decrepit

little sack of... We're talking 100 years. Cyborg bodies. Come on. Synthetic body. No thanks on that either. Blade Runner. Cyborg body. How do you have robot sex? You can't. Did you not watch Solo, a Star Wars movie? Okay. Lando totally did it with a droid. Yeah. Done. Fair enough.

When I think about living that long, I'm thinking like Futurama head in a tank sort of thing. That doesn't sound fun at all. I guess we're just going to have to find out, everybody. We'll just test it on tyler you want to move on no let's let's not cbass here talking to you about one of my favorite topics and a topic that menace finds hilarious boners and if you want yours to be strong and long lasting do what i did and go to bluechew.com

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Burn and build. Nice. We have Panda Express launching plant-based orange chicken all in, all out by Beyond Meat. Yeah. Hell yeah. I'm down to try it.

I told you I tried all that plant-based stuff at California Adventure that they launched over in the Avengers Park or the Avengers Campus area and it was pretty good. It's really good man it's really dope and i don't think i've ever publicly put this out there i told you guys but i'm i'm strict

vegetarian now so the idea that i get no more chili corn no chili hot dogs no no no because uh i was gonna keep putting it off i was gonna do one last round of all the food places i liked and then i said one last. What's wrong with me? Why am I being such a little, a little push? You can't do like, do it. You can't do like one last world tour.

No, I said, I said, I said, you either do it or you don't just do it. So now I get my orange chicken back. Oh yeah. All right.

Every band goes on one last final tour. Okay. Let's move on to another piece of food news. Chuck E. Cheese pizza launches in Kroger grocery stores in the frozen section nationwide all in, all out. I haven't had Chuck E. Cheese

Pizza since I was a kid. I mean, I'll eat Chuck E. Cheese Pizza when I'm at my niece or nephew's birthday. How is it? It's alright. It's like cafeteria pizza. To be honest, dude, the food ain't awful. Some decent chicken tenders. I'm trying to remember what I got last time I was there a year and a half ago, but yeah, it wasn't awful. But, it's alright. Some decent chicken tenders. I'm trying to remember what I got last time I was there

like a year and a half ago. But yeah, I mean, it wasn't awful. But if I'm at the grocery store, I'm not going to rush to the Chuck E. Cheese for a pizza.

Well, seven bucks for a pizza that's going to take up space in my fridge. I mean, it might as well be like a Red Baron or something. Oh, dude,

Red Barons, I eat those every day. I'm probably making a Giorno tonight, honestly. Obviously, this is for kids, so they're going to see the mouse on the pizza.

The mouse. Right. I think it's a rat. A rat? Whatever. Whatever. It talks. At least this is what Chuck E. Cheese lives on if the Chuck E. Cheeses all disappear.

I also don't like the fact that for some reason companies started doing this whole thing where everything had to be from cartoon to CGI. You should have left Chuck E. as just an animated mouse or rat. Now he looks too realistic. It's weird. Yeah, he looks- Basically a New Yorker that escaped from the subway tunnel. Kraft mac and

cheese ice cream. Pints. Available. All in. All out. I'm out. I don't like anything that's not sweet. Get these ice cream flavors that they're trying to come out with. I really love Kraft mac and cheese, so I'll probably try it. I'm going to try it. I love Kraft mac and cheese. I got'll probably try it. I mean, I love Kraft Mac and Cheese.

I got, no joke, 15 boxes back at my house. But I will not have it in ice cream form. I'm sorry. I'm out. You know what I've been really on lately is the Kraft Mac and Cheese, the Hot Cheetos ones. Oh, yeah. What? Running through those boxes.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Hot Cheetos one, the jalapeno flavor. I had a brain fart for a second. Borgami some. They're dope. They're really good. They look spicy, though. If you put the whole pack of Hot Cheeto flavor in the jalapeno flavor. I had a brain fart for a second. Borgami's some. They're dope. They're really good. They're spicy, though. If you put the whole pack of hot Cheeto flavor in it, it's a little spicy.

Surprise me. Yeah, the box ones are way better than the microwavable little cup ones. The pasta noodles are different. They're more of like a pasta noodle. They're like swirly, not like the little scoop scoops. So good. All right. Moving on to some other food news.

Nestle Tollhouse pumpkin spice cookie dough available. So down. A little early for pumpkin spice. I thought so too, but they want to get in on it. It's going to be like Black Friday stuff. It just slowly works its way earlier and earlier into the year. It's like, well, I mean, it is July. You always said on this podcast that you love pumpkin spice.

Oh, I do. Everything. Oh, yeah. 110%. Dude, that's why I pulled this news for you. And pumpkin spice sells out so damn fast. I tried to go to Jamba Juice last year to get the pumpkin spice shake. It was sold out.

I had one. It was October 2nd. I had one, and it was delicious. There's this place called Potbelly Sandwich Spot. They don't have them around here. It's around the country. They have a pumpkin joint that is so good. You would love it.

By the way, there's... I just looked it up. Apparently, there is Potbelly here in Houston. Oh, dude. Go to it. I'm love it. I just looked it up. Apparently, there is Potbelly here in Houston. I will go visit it in three months. I know. He's like, dude, I'm all about it. I'll be there in five minutes in the car. More like Tyler will stumble there six months

from now and then be like, guys, have you heard of this place called Potbelly? Dude, they have cookies there. It's so good. We have a little bit of noise in the background because Bort's door has been broken for, I don't know, a month now or something like that?

Let's peel back the curtain on this. The door kind of got shifted off the frame and would get jammed as you would try to shut it. It got jammed when we were locking it a couple days and barely made it back into the studio. But we couldn't get it fixed because it's peeling back the curtain and I'll be the one getting in trouble for this. We didn't have a budget to fix it so it took a month to fix it yeah they're fixing right now so yeah we have some gentlemen uh fixing the door how are you guys doing today

good thank you for helping us with the door we appreciate it we're just gonna keep on going while you guys working on it yeah i gotta keep my monsters locked up with randy's door randy's door randy's door wouldn't's door is worse. Wouldn't it be more difficult to carry a heavy ass door down the hall? Yeah, these doors are hundreds of pounds. Yeah, they're weighted.

It's funny that people that have never been into radio stations, I don't think they grasp how heavy doors are. Tyler, how heavy stuff is just here in general. You use your shoulder

to open doors more than anything else. What is it? Solid metal, you think? Or what? 500 pounds, he said. Yeah, 500? Damn!

Oh yeah, Tyler. So let's just take off the 500 pound door. With Tyler's logic, I'm not very happy with my apartment. Let me just go grab Menace's since he's moving

and bring him back to mine. Is this for keepsies? I'll just cut it out of the apartment building and move it over. Episode Family, I'm going to consulate a picture of their house

and box it away. We should have used just one of those little bead hangs or just like the bead tapestries as you walk through in the studio. Episode Family Guy when Consuela picks up their house and walks away. We should have used just one of those little bead hangs. Just like the bead tapestries as you walk through in the studio. I thought of just if the door got messed up, let's just put a giant blanket in front of it. Because it was really funny because two weeks ago I forgot something here. These guys were long gone.

I'm like, oh, Brett's studio is locked. And I was like, dang it. And I pushed it and it opened. Oh, my God. I don't think this is good. So I just locked it in. I want to change up subjects from food news. And I want to ask you guys, there's been some tiffs lately on the Woody show between Greg

Gorey and Seabass. How do you guys take those when you're not in the studio? Open up your eyes like, oh, wait a minute. Because I had some of the people in the building that heard it live. Yeah. And they go, is that real? And I go, yeah, that's real. What's your reaction?

So I think it's a two-fold reaction. So for Randy, it's different because he can't see anything. He just hears it. So Randy, let's start with you. Hold on. Sorry, I'm jumping the gun. I just FYI for the people don't know that haven't listened to the Woody Show podcast. Greg does not like the uh greg's list so there's a big sign in the studio

where cbass has listed off a bunch of things that greg apparently does not get like wi-fi which he admits that he doesn't understand how wi-fi works but there's a list about like 20 different things and it gets brought up maybe every other day i guess something new was being put on the list or something that triggered greg It was like space travel. Yeah, that made him very upset. And this was a two-day thing. It kind of boiled over and then it got brought back up right before Redneck News the next day. And there was the blow-up because we saw it happen and Greg had a, I don't want to say a meltdown,

but he muted his mic and tossed his mic into the computer screen. The first day, my favorite quote was when he told C-Rest to go away and die. The following day, him punching the mic. Because during the sweeper, or when they start playing the bet, it's like, redneck? You can hear it in the background because he hits it while the thing's firing. And I thought it was really funny because I can't see it, but I hear it. And you can tell when you work with people long enough, you tell when they're actually being upset and you can tell when Greg

is like pissed yeah so we can keep an eye on Greg's face is how he's feeling and if he's doing because he'll start like forwarding his face he'll start like kind of clefting his like mouth a little bit so we can tell if he's getting mad or a matter and I think the first day was humorous because of the blow up and what was happening the second day i actually told eric i may have to go in there and pull them apart i know it got serious but uh they're drilling some stuff right now what got him uh the second day i think was the fact that woody jumped in because i felt like that was the that was the like lynchpin in it because woody kind of like jumped in and egged him on and he even said something like, shut the F up, Woody. Don't

join in on this amateur hour. And then he smacked the mic away and he took his headphones off for the rest of the segment. Yeah, and he, Greg said, like, you know, I would think this was funny if it was actually funny. He doesn't think that

the list is funny at all. He called it romper room radio. he's like and then he said we should put uh uh phrases or like new age phrases because you what's romper room and then he lost it did not did not like that we've all been there we've all had the moment where like we're legitimately pissed i mean that was the first probably more than anybody i mean that was the first time in a while though where there's been like some spice amongst amongst the guys the people in there beef man because typically typically we always like small little jabs we'll say this we'll say that but yeah whatever it is about that list like your emotions over the air and greg's such an easy target because it's like he's even said it he's so easily trolled

and like he and that's you know i mean good good for the radio aspect of it because he's so animated and he gets he gets fired up. Yeah, I never got an answer because I asked him, I go, what makes you so upset about all this stuff? And I I asked him the one question that I didn't get an answer for. I was like, do you feel that listeners think that you actually don't know how to do these things and that's what upsets you? But I think so. I think he couldn't hear you at that point. I think he was literally red with rage and just couldn't see past it, but also look, this has been on a Greg

Gorey confessional, Feelings for Greg. Greg literally really wants Seabass to like him, and I think that has just pained him this entire time of the list because now he knows that Seabass thinks all these things, he believes these things, he picks on him on him even more and he's like why can't you just like me and be normal i think that's what made him blow up i hate well i don't want to use the word hate

but i've somebody else let's just say that somebody else made this comparison they said that greg the way greg feels about things he would say the closest person on the show who feels the same way about he does is me and uh i was kind of annoyed but then i realized what they meant by that was like think about how many times i get pissed off at you guys when you troll me in here i'm like the what's new pod and stuff and it kind of has a similar reaction to greg and i agree with you 100 i think greg gets upset because he thinks listeners are going to think that he legitimately can't do these things or understand these things that are on this list and i think he doesn't like the idea of like people continuously thinking this sort of thing about narrative. The narrative, yeah.

Even if they don't say it, there's the thought out that, what's that? He doesn't want to come off as an idiot. And it's the tape thing that gets him. When they bring up, oh, you got to use the sticky side down, and that's what makes him look... With Greg, I know where to go to a point. And I go, when you keep on going past that point, that's when I shut down. I go, you know what? I'm not going to push him over the edge.

Right. Yeah. I mean, I get it, man. I've been in that position where some listeners join in because it's fun to mess with us and other people legitimately think these things. I've been at points where I've gotten pissed off and sent some DMs and someone DMs me something because I take it to heart or something. I tell him, I'm like, bro, just chill. He's like, I already

sent a message. Yeah, it's over. I told him he's a dickhead. Anyways. I found out where he worked. Speaking of fighting, one of Eric's favorite people in the world, Jake Paul has called out the game to fight the game. Does he want to

get shot? Well, the thing is like, okay, I was thinking about it. I go, the game, huh? That would be an interesting fight. And I was looking at the mashup, and I didn't realize how big the game is. I've never been around him. Dude, the game is 6'4". I had no idea.

And he's, like, recently in the past, like, five years or so, he's gotten, like, jacked. Small. He's gotten big. He's like a riffraff. He's like recently in the past like five years or so, he's gotten like jacked. He's gotten big. He's like a riffraff. He's been lifting. So 6'4", and then Jake Paul, which I thought he was shorter, he's actually 6'1". So not bad, but dude. Jake Paul's not like, it's not that he's not athletic.

I think he was like an all-state wrestler or something. He just keeps calling people out. He's calling people out left and right. I'm not sure if it's that Paul or the other Paul, but one of them was on one of the Barstool podcasts, and he called out Paul Bizanette, Biz Nasty, the Spin Chicklets guy, he's a hockey guy, former fighter in the NHL, bare-knuckle fights

on ice skates, and he's like, oh, I don't want to lay up. So these guys are just getting the clicks. I think Jake Paul, out of all of them, is the one that's just calling out anybody and everybody. I'm pretty sure one of them just called Canelo Al just calling out anybody and everybody our our buddies one of them just called canelo alvarez out like that was yeah that's him the same guy that's what i'm saying our buddies down the hall they had a they had him in i think a couple days ago maybe yeah and they

uh i mean they kind of they kind of messed them up because he was like how do i tell canelo next time i see him i'm gonna get him and the way they told him to say it was basically like next time i see him i pop you in the mouth yeah they they make a lot of money and that's why people click on them and that's why people even yeah you know well somebody has to knock them out and then so if you get knocked out once yeah you'll get probably one more fight after that you better win that fight so if you get knocked out twice in a row all this stuff is gonna unless you're mcgregor here's my thing though yeah mcgregor i don't know if anyone's noticed this but the biggest person who i i would think would be against a guy like Paul who hasn't said anything is Seabass. Because Seabass and Paul are both basically the same kind of person.

They jab, they needle, they jab, they needle. And even if you react, the worst case scenario is now you're giving them attention. And it just sort of works for them in their favor. And if they beat you and they make you look stupid, then it's even better for them. They love it. They love that kind of stuff. All you look stupid, then it's even better for them. They love it. They love that kind of stuff. Yeah. All right.

Well, if it happens, I'll watch it. I would love to see that fight. The game versus Jake Paul. The one that's fighting Tyron Woodley right now, that's the one that's coming up, right? The one that's already in the works. Yeah. I saw them, like, loser's going to get,

I love the winner's name tattooed on him somewhere. That's Jake Paul again. Now, I was thinking, now, Randy, don't give away everything. We were on some meeting, and we're talking about boxing and, like, different people boxing. And I was thinking, what about if we had a Randy versus Tyler fight legit? I know we brought it up before, but let's say if it went down, what are your thoughts on it, Eric?

Randy versus Tyler. I'm going Randy probably wins that just because I don't think Tyler has the gas. Randy has some athletic background. Tyler I don't think has any cardiovascular history in his life. So I think just as a who's going to go down first on just Stamina, I think Randy has the advantage Yeah, so I was thinking it too I was like, okay, I bet Tyler can take some hits

You know, and maybe he can give some hits Here and there, but the overall You know, being able to stand up And fight for a couple rounds I don't think he has that He would have to train If it's shirtless, I think Tyler might have a little bit of an edge over confidence in Randy

then, but definitely Randy has the hand-eye creation. The reason I would honestly and I swear, I would honestly pick Randy and this is the only reason why. For whatever reason, when it comes to sport ability and athleticism, Randy just

lies about how good he really is at something, and then he shows up, and he's all of a sudden really good. Remember how he said, oh, I can't swim. All of a sudden, he's swimming laps in the pool just out of nowhere. He's got some El Salvadorian uncle that was like a gold medal boxer. The thing is, there was a time we were going to do the tailgate Olympics, never came to be because of COVID, and Randy all of a sudden, oh, yeah, I used to pitch like six years of baseball. Like I could throw like this.

What the hell did this come from? There's an athletic strain in Randy that I don't think Tyler has. If we could make it happen, because, you know, that was a serious conversation we had the other day. If I pitch as an undercard, Randy versus Tyler, would you guys do it? I mean, yeah, I guess I'd do it. You both talk so much crap around each other you better say yes. It's not malicious. He annoys

me, but a lot of people annoy me. It doesn't need to be malicious to take out your frustration on somebody. There's a $10,000 prize. Are you going to go? I'd fight for $10,000. $10,000, winner take all. Now, will you take it serious, Tyler? Because I know you just said he'll10,000. $10,000. Winner take all. Now, will you take it serious, Tyler? Because I know you just said he'll beat you, but 10 grand is on the line.

Would you try? I need the money. Yes, I will take it serious. Would you try to kill? I literally told a friend of mine the other day that I'm a whore for money. So, yes, I will literally take it serious. Oh, really? Oh, wait, wait.

Again, a whore for money, but won't change his name to Fatass Tyler for a million dollars. I can't take it anymore with that. Okay, great. Well, see, now you know how we feel. Every single time you hype him up, we're like, dude, this is what we deal with every day. So, the fight would be on? Yeah, I mean, I'd fight Tyler. Wow, he doesn't seem too confident now.

Well, it's not that I don't feel confident. Because you know this is a possibility because I'm meeting that way. Randy doesn't like altercation. Yeah. Even in conversational altercation. So, like, Randy can't picture just fighting. Have you ever been is a possibility because I'm meeting that way. Randy doesn't like altercation. Yeah. Even in conversational altercation. So Randy can't picture just fighting. Have you ever been in a fight? No.

Once. He can't picture himself in a fight. That's why he's hesitant. It was me versus three guys. Okay. All right. I won. Oh.

No. Wow. Wow. No, it's just like wow for me like I don't

I don't know how I mean you guys have picked this up though but like for me like I don't know how to go from 1 to 10 I'm either 1 or I'm 10

think of everything Tyler has ever told you in life and so it's like I know no but like being honest like if I were to fight Tyler like I don't actually know

how to hold like I don't want to say see I sound like a dick or like a cocky son of a bitch when I say this but like hold back like I don't know how to don't I don't actually know how to hold like I don't want to say see I sound like a dick when I or like a cocky son of a bitch when I say this but like hold back like I don't know how to don't I don't yes no but like I'm fighting somebody yeah I know all right yeah I'm fine I find them sure okay do one of you need a boxing coach because I know a couple boxers are you guys serious about this how much time would you need to train probably significant amount of time no

you have to be yeah probably well if they said, okay, you know, we're going to do this, because I think we were talking about it would probably be within two months. Two months? Yeah. Two months? I mean. Ten grand, two months. For ten grand, yeah.

Yeah. But then there's also always the possibility that if you lose, like what happens if you lose? What happens if you lose, Randy? I'd probably quit the show. I'm not even kidding. If I lost, I'd quit the show. And I really,

Oh yeah. Cause he lost to a dude who was formerly known as dumbass Tyler. I'd quit too. Yeah. Oh smack. But if Tyler loses, he would just go about his life. So it's like,

yeah, honestly, I'd be like, all right, cool. Give it all I could. All right. Well,

yeah. I mean, there was craft services at the fight, whatever. Gentlemen, try. I am. I am going to be in California in November.

Oh, no. Let's do it. Behind like an abandoned Toys R Us or something. Chuck E. Cheese or something. All right, guys. We're going to wrap this up because everybody but Tyler, because guess what? He lives in Houston. We're going to all go over to the WB Studio Tour over.

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The Bucs have looked better. The Bucs were trash in the first couple games. It's home cooking. Until somebody loses a home game, I'm sticking on the Suns. Okay. Well, we'll ask Tyler and we'll find out the winner right now. Tyler? I originally said Suns in six. I'm going to stick with Suns in six.

Alright, so the Bucs for the win. We got it. Listen to Hellgator Sports. Hellgatorsports.com. Listen to the Nerd Now podcast with Randy, Ravy, and Cameron. Sorry, I messed up. I usually say Ravy first, then Cameron, then Randy. But go to nerdnowpodcast.com. That's the nerdnowpodcast.com.

Just finished up Loki. So I'm excited that they announced. I'm not going to say. I'll take them off if you want to talk about anything. No, no, I was just going to say that I'm excited that they announced another season, because they haven't announced any other seasons with anything else other than Mandalorian, right? Which they changed

the name on it, right? I mean, they have a few there's a few things out there that what we're getting for Boba Fett was supposed to be the next season of Mandalorian, but No, it's not. No, but I'm saying that was a rumor It's just like a standalone story So the Mandalorian with that you get an entire universe

of TV shows coming out with it but you're right for Marvel the only thing that they announced really was that you're getting Captain America 4 a movie out of Falcon and the Winter Soldier Nice! Sticking with superhero stuff real quick, I watched Venom for the first time over the weekend. Oh, really?

Oh, damn. I enjoyed it. It was pretty fun. I think, what's his name? James Hardy? Ed Hardy? James Hardy? Tom Hardy.

Yeah. Ed Hardy. Matt Hardy. Jeff Hardy. Hardy Bros. The Hardy Boys. Get off the ladders. Yeah, no, I thought he was really good in it, too.

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Do you have anything to say before we leave? Tyler? Actually, no. This is one of the times I actually don't have anything. Oh, because I called to you first. There's no echo in here yet. No one to piggyback. Okay, I've been called to first and I've had something.

Nothing to piggyback off of. All right. Okay, you know what? I'm going to go to podcast. Hold on, hold on. How's Lizzo? No, You know what? Forget you guys. I'm going to go to podcast. Hold on. Can I say how's Lizzo? No. How's Lizzo?

Oh, Liz. How's Lizzo? No. That's actually going pretty well. So still an assistant manager. However, I've taken on a lot more responsibility. They now have me as third in charge of the entire store. Oh, hell yeah.

Do you have a key? Do you have a key? No, I have a key to open and close. And we had a corporate visit the other day and we got 100% on the visits. Sweet! Tyler has the key. He's just in there after hours going

to town. The embroidery machine's like, gotta grind, man. Hey, I put a semi-truck on somebody's hat yesterday. Yeah, that's what's up all right hell yeah big rig yeah port do you have anything to say before we leave yeah that's funny very excited for the disney after hours takeover of california adventure park it's gonna be awesome you still have chances to win don't forget on the way show mondays and friday can't wait to go wb tour right now i want to touch a freaking batmobile let's go batmobile all day and tyler i'm sorry that

you will not be there with us however i know you'll be enjoying the culture of houston texas yes you will grossing yourself in it yeah i'm just gonna go eat some barbecue okay randy um not really much uh this is okay here's a a little Some little Pre-context For Tailgater Sports Make sure you watch Space Jam tomorrow Space Jam When it releases

With LeBron James And let us know What you think Oh yeah Shout out to our boy Gabriel Iglesias It's his birthday today He is Speedy Gonzalez

In Space Jam Oh what Yeah That's pretty cool He's actually The first Mexican He said To play Speedy Gonzalez That's pretty cool. He's actually the first Mexican, he said, to play Speedy Gonzalez. Which is insane. And you can actually watch

it in theaters or on HBO Max, which is really cool. I went to watch a movie in theaters that I had the option to watch at home for the first time in, what, a year and a half? Yeah. It was so nice. In a theater? In a theater. 4D theater. They opened up a new one by my apartment.

And the seats move and there's like noises and stuff. You wear 3D glasses. Cool. All right, Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave? 55 days until the football season. Yeah. Let's go. And I can't wait to hang out with everybody at SoFi Stadium.

It's going to be happening August 8th. It was entirely for free, but there's capacity things. If you got your way in, awesome. We can't wait to see you. Tyler just sent us a photo of the truck that he put on that guy's hat. Nice! Sick. Love it. Check out at What's New Pod on

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