What's New Podcast - Holiday Recap, Tech News, Food News, Super Bowl, Coachella & More!
Episode Date: January 7, 2022On this episode we talk Holiday Break, Tech News, Food News, Super Bowl, Coachella & More!...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN.
He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric.
Sometimes we call him Nick Soundwave.
And joining us from his new apartment in Houston, Texas,
that would be Heavy T, a.k.a. Tyler, from the Sean Salisbury Show,
a morning radio show in Houston, Texas.
What's up, boys?
How are we doing?
Good.
It has been a while.
Sorry we haven't dropped a podcast in quite a while.
We went on holiday break, we were gonna try to do some
podcasts and then i kind of lost track of time i didn't even know what you were on desert time dude
yeah once you once you cross like the border from the la county line to like san brudino riverside
it's it's it's a different world out there man i was just doing desert living guys
and i go wait you just disconnected man completely i
know i go wait today's friday i thought we were gonna do a podcast on thursday but to be honest
i was gonna be in la on thursday and i saw the weather map and i go why am i gonna leave the
desert where it's bright and sunny smart when super torrential downpour right yeah rain for like three days straight yeah it was
constant and it was downpouring heavy it was swaying like it the rain got crazy man it me and
my fiance were sitting on our couch and uh we were looking out our front window we have this nice big
window in our apartment and i she taps me on the shoulder she's like do our windows look cleaner
crap they do look cleaner because it was raining for so long and the wind was blowing it every which direction.
So like washed off all,
because we're on the second floor.
I can't get outside and windex them.
But our front window, little bay windows,
is completely clean now
because it was so windy plus the rain.
Yeah, it was actually raining from that Monday
until the end of Thursday.
But dude, it was intense.
And I even sent you, this is how disconnected you were.
I sent a happy New Year's message to the group chat.
Eric responded.
Tyler responded.
No menace.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No Randy.
Oh, well, Randy, shocker.
But yeah, I was a little twisted.
That mess was turning up, man.
Yeah, I was drinking champagne.
I told everybody i was
gonna go to that shack party but armacron is crazy and shack canceled so i decided just to stay home
and just drink with the dogs and i stayed up so late but you know had to stay up and party
another thing though with the the torrential downpour real quick my best friend from high
school actually lives in los Angeles and he was doing
remodeling on a home that he was moving into. So we were talking about a bunch of house stuff.
And right after he moved in, the rain happened and he said, yeah, like the bottom of my house
was flooded. So I had to pay $4,000 to have some guy come by with a tube to drain it all out.
That's nightmare stuff. That's some adult nightmare stuff.
Yeah.
That's why sometimes I miss renting because that's stuff I don't have to pay for.
I don't have to take care of.
Right.
But at least since it is yours, you can get it taken care of as fast as possible.
You're not stuck like Tyler hanging in like swampland and like Antarctica and stuff.
It's not that bad.
Stop it.
Well, Tyler, yeah, your previous apartment did get flooded multiple times, right? Actually. No. Yeah. Multiple times.
Not by the rain, by leaky pipes. Yeah. Frozen leaky pipes. Other than that,
how's your holiday season? This is my first time ever working retail at a mall during christmas season was it lit oh my lord that was insane i mean the
plus side is that i'm so constantly busy with that that the time flew by so it was like i clocked in
did a little bit of work and then my shift was over because it just flew by that fast
is there a bonus structure when it comes to lids if you know you're doing a bunch
of sales and stuff like that do you get anything as a manager um when we hit certain sales goals
and then the embroidery like when we do stuff on hats and stuff like that when we hit a certain
sales goal with that all us managers do get a bonus so i did that's cool of extra money how
about everybody else eric you had that big trip to Florida. How was that with the fam?
It's funny.
I came back from it, and I was like, dude, I didn't stop moving the whole trip
because I figured we had an overnight flight on Friday night,
landed in Tampa Bay on Saturday, had the Tampa Bay versus the Bills on Sunday,
drank, walked to the stadium.
We had a nice little Airbnb about a mile away.
So we walked to the stadium, walked back, and then we had a travel day to Orlando.
And then we got to Orlando.
We had Epcot and into Animal Kingdom, to Magic Kingdom.
We got home and, dude, I hibernated for like at least 24 hours.
It was sick.
The Bills lost.
That sucked.
But it was a cool stadium.
James Raymond Stadium is sick as hell.
We were up a little high, so we kind of had the sun setting on the backdrop of it.
Disneyland is Disneyland. It's kind of weird being at another another disneyland i've never been to anything outside of california's disneyland oh there's so much walking in orlando
yeah dude i liked it because there was there was a little more elbow room right they felt like it
wasn't as packed but i knew there's a lot of people so it was blast though i mean cool i mean
i'll check off the list on exactly aren't we're gonna be rushing back to it if i go to florida i'll be definitely being more of a beach vacation next time but
you know it's funny i didn't i didn't hear um gatorland in any of that did you not hear me say
i was moving non-stop you could ask you could ask my mom my sister my fiance i talked non-stop
about trying to see a gator a whole trip but did they know did they know that gator yes my
mom and sister have been to gatorland they went together without me the trip before me like four
or five years ago yeah they owe you a gatorland a gatorland experience i know thousands wow uh
bort everything good with your holiday experience bro i got a full week off of not having to answer any emails
nice not having to talk to anybody i literally turned everything off that was related to this
place other than eric texting me if there was anything necessary wasn't you know what i did
i sat on my mother effing couch and i binged so many TV shows
Ink Master constantly
Bar Rescue constantly
Disney shows for my pets obviously
Book of Boba Fett
Awesome, loved it
Still loving it
I just hung, I vegetated
It was fun and I got a new pet as well
So that was very awesome
Simple life for me
Alright, you guys want to get into some tech news?
Yeah.
Tech news.
Double horn, double horn.
Yeah.
90-inch televisions.
Well, all the tech news is coming out of CES, by the way,
which is happening in Las Vegas,
which is very disappointing that it's all half-assed
because of the coronavirus.
A lot of major companies canceled their big thing.
I've gone before, and it was so awesome.
Why is everyone canceling?
Everyone's vaccinated allegedly, right?
I saw a picture of one of the floors of it and it was like two people in the entire display room.
I've gone when it's like full capacity and it's like the coolest thing ever.
So it sucks that it's happening that way.
But a lot of great announcements.
Again, 90-inch televisions from a bunch of different companies out there.
Almost affordable. How big is 90 inches so i'm looking at i mean this is horrible podcast reader because people can't see what i'm pointing at so if you're looking at this this this panel behind
you is that a 90 incher uh yeah i would say yeah you think that's kind of close this would be like
a 90 i don't think i have a wall in my apartment big enough to put a 90 inch tv yeah i'm looking
around my apartment right now.
I definitely don't, and I know that wall that you have.
I know if you're going to Sam's Club and if you're going to Costco right now
and you walk into the door and you see those TVs,
the biggest one that they have currently, I think, is LG, which is 86 inches.
So bigger than those ones.
Those ones are massive.
I'm going to Costcoco tomorrow so i'm off
the okay check out the 86 inch now the 86 inches i think the best price you can get on one is
probably 1700 and they go up to about 2600 and then five thousand dollars now these 90 inch
televisions like i said almost affordable going to that $8,000. Oh my gosh.
Now I'm saying almost affordable
because just a few years ago,
this 90 inch television would probably cost you $90,000.
Yeah. Me and my fiance have this,
anytime we walk through Best Buy,
we have this conversation
because you walk by like the TV section
and you see plasmas, 30s, 200 bucks,
30 inch, 40 inch, two, 300 bucks.
And I'm like, do you remember when people used to fight?
And they weren't even flat screens.
They had the little bump, and it's like $1,200
for a little busted-ass Toshiba 30-inch TV.
I remember when 42-inch flat screens were like,
oh my God, this thing is huge.
I remember when it was the big screen,
like the ones that they had at every pizza place
just for football.
Yeah, the big tube ones.
Yeah, exactly. And that was all the rage. It had like the ones that they had at every pizza place just for football yeah the big tube ones yeah exactly and that that was all the rage it had like the front that was almost like a plastic screen covering yeah yeah all shiny all right uh another tech news now you guys would
probably like this one black and decker i don't know if you've seen this it's been around the
internet in the past 24 hours black and decker has this alcohol drink maker kind of like a
keurig type system where it's going for 300 bucks and you can put it in your house and you just put
a little mixer in there and then you put your bottles around it and you hit a button and it'll
make a drink for you pretty cool people on that people are going crazy for that one no you're
gonna mix your own drinks oh no no i'm saying. I'm saying, like, I'm down.
I mean, I got drunk
on a full bottle of tequila.
See, Tyler's like,
he says that, though,
but Tyler's so ratchet
when it comes to
making his drinks.
He's like,
he likes to be,
I'm all like,
oh, I'm a connoisseur,
whatever.
Dude, he sent us a picture,
me and Randy,
a picture,
like, what was it,
a couple nights ago.
He's like,
I'm off, I'm drinking.
I'm like, okay, Tyler,
chill out.
And then he sends us
a picture.
It's like, you know, half a half of whatever cup it is,
but it was in a damn protein shaker from the gym.
And I'm like, dude, are you going to pump some pre-workout after this?
He's like, yeah, man, maybe.
Yeah, hell yeah, bro.
Look, is it in a protein shaker?
Is it in a normal bottle?
Is it in a glass?
It goes down and it does the job, okay?
That's all that matters.
I'm on Tyler's side for this one.
Why are you being all bougie with his cups man all right another tech news sony is getting into the car game so you can have a sony playstation and a sony car no such a bad idea
already well they debuted the cars that they had one of them looked like a porsche and the other
one looked like a tes Model Y. Now they said
which is the cool is
the car is all going to be about
entertainment. Duh. Which you know
that's what Sony's all about. And every
seat will be customizable to
somebody in your family. So
it's going to have a billion screens inside of it
and I don't know. They'll probably
have a PlayStation inside the Sony car.
It's such a bad idea. Can you imagine someone like Tyler with a Sony car trying to play a Sony PlayStation?
So are we going to be shifting back to screens and cars?
Because remember when it was really popular, the Pimp My Ride era?
Early 2000s.
Screens, flip downs on the visors, in the back headrests, in the seats between you.
Screens everywhere.
And now I feel like they kind of faded away.
But now you get the touch screens i mean i think of the tesla they have the giant ass you know basically a plasma between you so is there is there a transition back to screens and
tvs coming definitely i think because of the autonomous driving again it's gonna be where
you're not even driving you're gonna type in your destination and you're gonna be able to
watch something in your car so the screens are to be back because that's how you're going to entertain yourself, which is not that great for us who do radio because now that's going to be another thing that we're fighting to get your ears in the car.
So that's why I think a lot of the radio shows are also going to become video shows.
I mean, more screens, less eyes on the road.
What could go wrong?
It's a good idea. The computer is going to drive for you. I mean, more screens, less eyes on the road. What could go wrong? It's a good idea.
The computer's going to drive for you.
All right, conspiracy theory.
Do you guys think that maybe,
maybe the minds behind Uber and stuff
were really just trying to get us used to
having someone pilot vehicles for us again?
Because no one...
The already building car, Uber,
is like one of the leaders in the autonomous driving game.
See, exactly.
And everybody stopped trusting taxis because of the way taxis were charging people.
But now it's like, oh yeah, here's your automatic fare, your automatic pay on your phone.
Everything's done.
Now it's just here's your robot driver.
Dude, I get kind of sick when other people drive me around now.
Really?
I kind of get car sick now and again.
I drive so frequently and it, and it's always me.
I'm driving my fiance, or me.
Even on road trips, me with friends, I'm the one driving.
I got picked up from the airport coming home from Florida,
and I was in the back seat, dude, and I was looking and tripping.
Yeah, I was like, I'm so nauseous, and it happens pretty regularly.
So I don't know if I want robots just driving me around.
They say something about water in your eyes and then the vision of the side of the car
as as i get older as an older man my vision kind of gets messed up when i'm driving along a wall
oh really the wall seems a lot closer than it is when i'm driving yeah i don't know they they give
you these glasses have you seen those no if you get car sick
and they have water inside the glasses i don't know it messes with your eyes where it constantly
moves probably something like that from getting sick keep your like peripherals and your equilibrium
lined up or something yeah because i understand like why you know the jerkiness of it and my
body's not matching up with the motions and stuff also did, did you see this? It was going wild in the past 24 hours as well.
The new BMW color-changing car.
I did.
Oh, I did.
That's dope.
Super tiny pixels all around the car,
and right now it can change from black to white to gray.
And it looks pretty trippy.
You can change it on your phone,
like lights on your Christmas tree.
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
I was looking at it.
It almost, I mean, it does the whole sweeping effect and everything.
It looked real sick.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Also, Mercedes shared a prototype that is an electric car that can go a thousand miles on a charge.
Oh, really?
So that is pretty cool.
That's dope.
We can get to Vegas and back.
Let's go.
Easily.
Easily.
Easily.
And I'm very excited because, you excited because we are partners with Toyota,
and Toyota is going to launch a bunch of electric cars next year.
So I hope to get my hands on one of those.
Hell yeah.
So I want to make sure I have this right.
You said it goes 1,000 miles on a charge, right?
Yes.
So I'm pretty sure, let's say if I started in El Paso, Texas,
that thing would die before I hit the other end of Texas.
Yeah, Texas is big.
That thing is crazy.
Texas is a big state.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, it's called map.
I know, bro.
Yeah.
So this thing goes 1,000 miles.
So, Tyler, so there's this thing called the map.
It has a little ruler for how long states are.
And if you look at the map.
The map looks so much smaller in my hand.
If you take California, Nevada, and Arizona, put it next to Texas.
But they're putting chargers everywhere.
I was hanging out in Palm Springs, and I just saw, like, not even fully activated yet,
chargers being installed for every type of car.
Super chargers, too, where they charge crazy fast.
They're going to electrify America, guys.
Be ready.
Cool.
Now, where's my flying car?
Where?
I want flying cars. That's what I've always wanted. I want that and hoverboards. I think Uber's going to be the next people, guys. Be ready. Cool. Now, where's my flying car? Now you're on flying cars.
That's what I've always wanted. I want that and hoverboards.
I think Uber's going to be the next people, too,
that are going to be on the forefront
of those flying cars where you just
type in your destination. It's not
going to be a flying car. It's just going to be a drone that takes
you from one place to another.
A backpack drone.
That's what I want. Let's do it.
Let's go. You're sitting there watching a movie or something, and it flies you to where you need to go.
I don't have to drive to work.
I can just fly.
I just want a parachute on it.
That's all I care about.
All right.
Other big news that happened over the break, guys.
Get the air horn ready.
I won fantasy football.
Oh, hell yeah, you did.
Can you believe it?
I'm glad somebody won. Can you believe it, I'm glad somebody won.
Can you believe it, though?
Me against Ravy?
I was telling you, like, I had that hot streak in the beginning,
started losing, and I'm like, man, I can't go out like this.
I promised everybody that I would win.
Then I started coming back again, and then right before we took the break,
all I needed was two more wins.
Yes.
First week, lost lost i'm like crap
second week won the week after that loss and then it came down to one game whoever won that game
was gonna be the winner of fantasy football and i go man i'm going all in with the goat
tom brady i'm all tom br Brady is not going to fail me.
And then Ravy went with the quarterback for the Rams.
Oh, Stafford.
Yeah, Stafford.
And then I even told her when we revealed our lineups,
she put Odell Beckham Jr. on her lineup.
I go, all right, I got this.
Because that guy has never performed ever for me on any of my lineups.
In other NFL news, though, they keep on teasing like, oh, the, you know, the Super
Bowl might change venues and blah, blah.
There's no way it's going to change venues.
Dude, we've been through an entire season with two different NFL teams playing at SoFi
with restrictions.
Yeah.
They'll figure it out.
It's the effing Super Bowl.
It's just media hype.
Yeah.
Jerry Jones might be scheming behind closed doors in Jerry World, you know,
with his, like, evil glass ball or something.
But no, they're not. Los Angeles
will not let the Super Bowl leave the city.
No way. He has a crystal ball sack for his
crystal ball. There you go. Jerry, hit up
Jerry. Hit up Shasta Jeans Boutique.
Yeah, that's what 2-0s get spooky.
Alright, I've been asking you, probably
since the season started,
who's gonna end up in the Super Bowl.
We're getting close.
Can you guys finally just give me a definite answer
on who's going to be in the Super Bowl?
Packers and the NFC just because they have home field advantage.
And honestly, it sucks because it's my Bills.
But with Derrick Henry coming back, I don't know about the Titans, man.
If he's healthy and like 100 they are probably they could win
it could be titans packers i'm hoping bills packers okay tyler i started the season saying
bills packers the last time you asked i said bills packers and while the bills have kind of
faltered they have a chance to what i think believe officially win the division this week
you gotta win this get better seating in the playoffs if they can win this week i still think they'll
be in it and i've been saying it all year long it's still the aaron rogers revenge tour he's
gonna get to the super bowl he's gonna win it okay oh speaking of aaron rogers there was that
news story out that uh this one writer wasn't voting for him for the MVP because the writer said he was a dick.
I thought Aaron Rodgers' response was kind of dickish.
I think Aaron Rodgers should have laughed him off
to prove like, hey, I'm not a dick.
But he kind of just like, kind of went in on the guy.
That's kind of Aaron Rodgers though.
I was fine with that.
Yeah, I was too, to be honest.
The guy, if he even said something after,
it was along the lines of he just regrets telling people
why he voted the way before.
It's like, the guy, you can't, if that's why, you do it.
You don't tell people why you do it.
Because every year, there's somebody that doesn't vote.
Somebody that's a clear-cut, unanimous person.
Somebody just went into the Hall of Fame,
and somebody didn't vote him in, Tyler.
I forget who it was.
Oh, it was Derek Jeter a couple years ago.
One guy left him off the ballot,
so he didn't get the unanimous vote.
Yeah, it's a clear-cut.
I mean, it's obvious.
Aaron Rodgers is going to win the MVP,
and that's coming from somebody who put money on Josh Allen
before the season and is still hoping for some reaction.
It's going to be Aaron Rodgers.
Everybody knows it, but there's always one guy
and it's always, you know, people just
assume. They have some grudge. And the list comes
out, and I guarantee after the list comes out
they would have been able to look up this guy's name. What's his name?
Hob or Hood or something or other.
It's like Hub or Kosh or something.
This is a guy, he covers Chicago. Packers
have crapped on Chicago for
the most recent decade
and a half. We could connect the dots he didn't
have to say it which is the problem and I honestly I'm it's Aaron Rodgers he do whatever the hell he
wants he's Aaron Rodgers dude the question is is Aaron Rodgers a dick in general no oh in general
probably for doing that no in general I've that's what I've heard I mean as Aaron Rodgers would say
if he's heard me talking I haven't had lunch with him.
He doesn't know me personally.
I've heard he's a dick.
Was that a dick response?
I'm 110% okay with it.
Okay.
All right.
Oh, I forgot to even mention this.
If the Super Bowl moved, they would go to AT&T Stadium, allegedly, in Texas.
And I saw a list of the newest stadiums to oldest stadiums
question for the sports fans in the room what is the oldest football stadium oldest so let me think
of make sure i'll check off my head yeah green bay's got to be top three if it's not the oldest
tell me when you're locked in uh i'm trying to think i'm trying to scour don't google it no
no i'm not googling i'm going pure uh purely i'm going by divisions in my head nfce oh you know
what the ralph is up there too uh the ralph oh yeah i mean buffalo 60s buffalo i mean they've
been around since the afl but they had it one before the ralph i think it's green bay this is
coming from a non-sports guy it sounds about right yeah I mean they've been around forever
it's that open air
like well
that's dumb
but like it doesn't
look fully enclosed
right
that's
oh yeah
no it's
there's not even
a yeah
no scaffold
it's a bowl
a giant bowl
they have bleacher seating
still like
legit like
they should have a bowl
yeah
well that's
dude that's something
going on in Buffalo
there's a civil war
in Buffalo right now
about whether or not
they should put a dome
in their new arena
or put a if Buffalouffalo people are crazy.
Yeah.
I'll lock in with Packers.
That seems like a safe bet.
Okay.
I'm going to go Green Bay.
All right.
You guys were close.
That's the second oldest.
The oldest one is Soldier Field in Chicago, built in 1924.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
With an asterisk that the team hasn't played there since 1924. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. With an asterisk that the team hasn't played there since 1924, but it is the oldest stadium.
Yes.
Yes.
Whatever.
That football team's used.
I'm counting myself as right.
Almost right.
I'm saying right.
Yeah.
So, I don't know.
It would end up in Texas if it gets moved, which is not going to happen.
Yeah.
I saw a tweet.
I follow a Vegas account, like Vegas Local or Vegas Vital or something like that.
And they're like, there's a slim chance that the Super Bowl is played in Vegas this year.
I don't like to look broke.
No way.
Delete this tweet.
You're crazy.
It's not going to get moved from LA to Dallas and then from Dallas to Vegas.
You're tripping.
Also, the logistics still have been
worked out at Elysian Stadium with
crowds. They have to build those tunnels
so people can get around. They're getting a Super Bowl
in, what, two years? 2024?
I think next year it's in New Orleans
and the year after it's in Vegas. It feels like
the Super Bowl's in New Orleans every other year.
We feel like we're in the Superdome every
other year for the Super Bowl. Hey, New Orleans is a
party city, so it makes sense why they get it so often.
Yeah, you go there a lot and party or what?
Yeah, yeah.
I've heard from the locals who have made the trip.
Oh, God.
Oh, the locals.
Oh.
Yeah.
All right.
In other news, festival news, Coachella Music Festival, a lot of rumors nothing confirmed a variety came out with a report saying that they have sources
saying that kanye billy eilish and swedish house mafia will be playing coachella all in all out
on those three right there out out just out i've been out on coachella forever now but it's just
worse i mean i coachella so yeah i feel like kind of the same way. I mean, I wasn't out on it, but I feel like I missed my Coachella window in life.
That you can handle it.
I spent my Coachella window doing like raves and stuff and not doing Coachella
just because it never really lined up with my work schedule.
And I would do EDC for, you know, so many years in a row.
And I couldn't do that and that in the same calendar year.
Okay, but if you had the option, say you feel energetic, you feel full of it, like you're down
for music, you're down for a weekend. I would go, yeah, if I could.
Coachella or EDC, though?
I'll tell you this.
As a guy that has been to both. I would probably
do EDC. I do love EDC,
but the only thing about EDC,
I hate the venue that
it's all cement.
I mean, if you have EDC in Miami
or something like that, that's great. Is it still at the if you have EDC in Miami or something like that,
that's great.
Is it still at the Las Vegas Speedway?
It's at the Speedway.
Is that still there?
It's only gotten more cement.
They've expanded it further out into more of the track.
Let's make it more comfortable.
More cement.
I mean, honestly, I do EDC just because I'm familiar with it
and it's in Vegas and I get a little crazy going to EDC.
But Coachella is just like, it's during the day.
EDC at night is a
flex dude i love it i love the night aspect yeah but it would probably kick my ass just because
of that it's like it's that's overnight and well that's what i was about to say not saying that
you're old man but you know when you're a lot younger you can deal with logistics of not having
a vip experience at a coachella now as, as an older person, you got to go VIP
where you have the luxury of just getting around easily.
Yeah, we've had this talk before
because we did a little festival.
I forget even what it was.
Me and my fiance went and we're like,
dude, what the hell?
Our back hurt.
You can't go GA as an old man.
We did, one of my buddies, he works for Insomniac
and we did Countdown, their New Year's Eve festival,
probably like maybe four years ago at this time,
and he had us VIP wristbands.
We're up on an elevated platform, nice bathrooms.
They had a champagne toast for us at midnight.
And I'm like, damn, I don't know if we go back to general admission
if we start doing this thing again.
See, now, I'm spoiled by VIP treatment.
I'm not going to lie.
But I think it's still the punk rock kid in me because I still dream of going to Riot
Fest in Chicago and being there for three days straight.
And I just want to be in the thick of it the entire time and just having fun.
All right.
I'll tell you this.
When Coachella, when they first announced, oh, we're going to do two weeks now.
Yeah.
It's going to be one weekend and a second weekend.
Dude, I've been to all the Coachella's.
I'm doing both weekends.
So my work had VIP tickets available for the first weekend,
but GA for the second weekend.
So I went to the first weekend, had a great time, got GA.
I was there for about five hours.
I go, you know what?
I'm going to go back, and I'm going to go to Morongo Casino.
Yeah.
I spent the rest of the weekend at Morongo Casino.
Good times.
No way, dude.
I'm not doing this.
And yeah, so if you want to go to a festival,
I always recommend getting the VIP ticket.
I know the price is just super extreme.
Just do the payment plan or just
save your money throughout the year if you know that you're gonna if a coachella is something that
you want to do and you want to have fun at don't wait till like oh for the lineup or anything like
that just squirrel away a little bit of money you're gonna have a good time there's gonna no
matter what that was always my good thing or that was my thing and people like i'm waiting for the
lineup for edc and then when it gets released, that's their decision maker.
And they're all like, whoa, this DJ is here.
I'm like, it's effing EDC, guys.
It's effing Coachella.
They're going to have good bands and good performers.
Well, I mean, hold on.
It depends on who you're talking to here.
Yeah, but know the experience.
You're going to have fun no matter what.
No matter who's playing.
Also, you'll discover people that you're like, oh, these people are really cool.
Like Matt and Kim, right?
I've shared this story with Matt and Kim.
I thought they were the band She and Him.
Okay.
And I go, oh, it's a Zooey Deschanel.
She's an actress.
She has a band.
So I go and I look at the lineup.
I go, oh, I'm a little drunk.
Oh, Matt and Kim.
I go out there.
And they came out
to uh biggie where brooklyn at where brooklyn i go who the f is this this is awesome and then i was
a fan ever since so like you can have those type of experiences at festivals where you discover new
people now can you actually picture tyler at coachella though oh for a whole weekend dude
camping out just sweating tyler in the campgrounds would be a menace, dude.
I never wanted to do Coachella.
Yeah, see, that's a big man talking.
That's a guy who understands his scenario.
He understands his body.
He's like, I'm not even going to walk.
Because it's a journey just to get in.
Yeah, I've heard nightmare stories about just the intake and the camping, the showering.
And that's why I'm thinking, like, if I ever do do as an adult now, obviously, like my
camping window is out the window.
I'm staying at a hotel, at Airbnb.
Yep.
Amen.
And I'll tell you this.
Also, if you have GA, you're easily walking for like 40, 45 minutes just to get in.
They've changed it where the I'm sure the VIP people were complaining. Like, why am I walking for like 40, 45 minutes just to get in. They've changed it where the – I'm sure the VIP people were complaining,
like why am I walking for 45 minutes?
Oh, yeah.
There's a new like VIP gate where you get in within like five minutes.
Yeah.
But anyways, Coachella, we'll find out what the official lineup is soon.
I'm sure because of all these leaks or whatever.
I'll buy my ticket to the same when it's a good lineup, you know?
Yeah.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Like don't wait until the good lineup is because then you're going to be broke as hell.
Just put some money away.
Just put money away in general for life.
I'm telling you.
You guys want some food news?
Yeah.
Now, this has never happened before, but I feel like the food news is all Bort news.
What? This time around.
Hell yeah.
First off, we talked about it on the Woody show.
KFC, Beyond Meat.
They're going to have the KFC Beyond Chicken.
I believe we did talk about it on this podcast before, but now it's official that it's going to be nationwide.
Nice.
Are you going to go Bort as a Beyond Meat fan to KFC to check it out yes and then I could get their mashed potatoes and biscuits too let's do this all right I had KFC twice over
the break because it was raining I don't know why me and my fiance we have an itch for KFC when it's
wet weather oh yeah I had two different famous bowls see I'll get that with Beyond Meat now
all right in other Bort food news Jermaineupri, the famous music producer, sometimes raps.
He is coming out with an ice cream line that is all vegan.
It's called JD Vegan.
All in, all out.
I have tried a lot of these different vegan ice creams.
Not many of them hold up.
The only one that's been pretty decent is the So Delicious brand. Now, do you just have regular ice cream or do you have vegan ice creams, not many of them hold up. The only one that's been pretty decent is the So Delicious brand.
Now, do you just have regular ice cream or do you have
vegan ice cream? No, I have regular ice cream.
Look, I'd
identify as a vegetarian.
I like my cheese. I like my eggs.
What's your vegan pronouns?
It, they,
what, F, you.
That's it.
Yeah, I still eat normal
ice cream.
But yeah.
Yeah, I'll add on that one.
All right.
Chipotle.
Yes!
Plant-based chorizo.
Coming to you nationwide
all in, all out.
Yes!
Let's do this!
I'm tired of the
soyrizo thing
that they have right now.
Give me this.
I want this version.
It's better.
Do it.
All right.
Now we finally get our food news, everybody. time to tune out taco bell launching today nationwide chicken
wings for a limited time i thought there was a chicken wing shortage and here they are going
nationwide bottom all up apparently yeah you've been the one to preach this constantly it's media hype
just to drive you to go buy this more chicken exactly because the chicken's gonna run out so
you gotta get all the chicken now honestly though i don't even know how they produce that many
chicken wings just in general you don't want to know you don't how do you how do you go to
buffalo wild wings and they got just wings for days? How many
chickens is that? Just for
one location. I'm just going to
say it. Don't question it. Just enjoy
it. You know what happens when you question it?
You turn vegetarian like I do.
There were people on my college campus
trying to hand me pamphlets explaining how and I didn't
want to read it. See, you don't need a pamphlet.
Just accidentally watch a video. You're done.
That's it. Don't ruin the illusion, illusion man how is there so many chicken wings sticking on
taco bell so there was something i want to ruin chicken wings for us there was something on the
menu i saw that i didn't order it because i saw it as i drove past it but i'm gonna have to do it
next time i see it it's the grilled cheese burrito the grilled cheese grilled cheese burrito it looks
pretty bomb i don't know here's a picture of it here. Yeah, it looks good.
But I had already ordered it, and I saw it as I was pulling away.
It looks really good.
It looks kind of like maybe the roller-sized burritos that they have.
It looks like some sour cream, maybe some Dorito little chippies in there or something.
It looks pretty good.
I'm all in.
See, now you're mentioning it.
I swear to God, I saw some new breakfast crunch wraps that they had or something recently.
Can we just go get Taco Bell?
Taco Bell.
Yeah.
All right.
Another food news.
Can I just ask you guys?
Okay.
Not to be a conspiracy guy, but am I tripping that the stores are getting kind of empty
again on the shelves?
I've seen it.
Yeah.
Right?
And the prices are going up.
And I don't think people are like hoarding anything.
It's just not available.
Yeah.
Like full shelves, just empty yeah no i feel
i i noticed that too my grocery store target i rided last night there was two whole empty
two whole rows empty aisles but i haven't heard anything about the supply chain on the media
like oh we can't get these record i haven't noticed any of this because you live in america
you live in texas yeah we live in calmy cal Yeah, but did you know what's crazy is like we live right on the ports.
How are we not getting all the stuff?
What's the number?
It's like we have like three quarters of like the imports come through Long Beach and LA.
It's like they're right here.
It's right.
Guys, I'll take a boat.
My brother's little puddle jumper.
We'll go get some crap off the boat.
But then they put it on a train and it goes other places and doesn't go here.
I have a feeling like one a lot
of companies cut down their production size and the variety of things that they had going out
and the stores still have the shelves they're not going to redo their stores yeah so what they put
there and then the other option is they were like well we don't have the workers the factories keep
shutting down we're just cutting things in half a little bit do you know what's crazy and what
he mentioned this and i never noticed it until I went to
Jamba Juice where the
packaging, they're not even labeling
the packaging. Jamba Juice, just plain
white cups. Plain white cups.
Wild. When are we going to fix this?
Come on. Let's get it together. Come on, man. That costs
extra money. I don't know if you know this, but apparently
COVID is still hurting stuff even though
everybody's making money somehow.
We had the joke, man, coming back from Florida, having to go back to masking up.
It sucked.
It sucked, man.
It's rough, man.
It sucked.
I know we're like, don't be like, oh, Blair mask, whatever.
But like, dude, going a whole week straight with like, we had to wear it in line whenever
you're in a building, whatever.
But like in and out of stores, in and out of restaurants, in and out of the hotel.
No mask.
And then second.
Yeah.
I'm not going to fight anybody at anywhere, any location where I have to And then second, I'm not going to fight anybody
at any location
where I have to wear a mask.
I'm just going to be a conformist
and wear it,
not even fight it.
But damn,
does it feel good
when you walk around not wearing one?
How nice was it?
I still haven't had to wear it in months.
Look, I'm just saying,
we don't wear masks here.
We got full grocery shelves.
Seems like you guys are doing it wrong.ica we got houses for like 25 of the price hey tyler how nice is it do you not have to show a vaccine card anywhere you go or have to deal with anything
like that i don't and that's the ironic thing is that i am vaccinated so if somebody does ask for
it i'll just pull it out it's locked and, man. Tyler's begging for them to look.
Like he's begging to be ID'd.
Well, what's even crazier is now,
I think it's Crypto.com Arena.
You have to show proof of booster.
Or is that coming?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, I mean, I've heard whispers.
We couldn't even get people to get the first two.
And now we're going to start adding three and four.
And then people are like, oh, well, can you mix them? And some are saying you can, some are saying you can't. And you got to wait six months to get the first two. And now we're going to start adding three and four. And then people are like, oh, well, can you mix them?
And some are saying you can't, some are saying you can't.
And you got to wait six months to get the booster.
Open this bitch up.
Let's get sick for a couple of weeks and let's move along.
Let's go.
It's called evolution, people.
Come on.
Also, oh, over one more last thing with food news.
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which will take you to uh the amazon page and you can just like amazon it to your house so
diego hot sauce thank you again for everybody that supports that. Do you guys have a, we kind of talked about this on the
Woody show and I kind of just like, I don't know if I did a cop out answer, but do you have any
goals for 2022? Like I always have some goals that I set for the year of things that I want to do.
And I kind of said that, I don't know. I usually have a goal of wanting to travel
to a certain place. Yeah. And I've had that for two years now. And I even do that this year. I
talked about it in our meeting. We usually set our vacation times for the year at the beginning of
the year. And I told them in the room, I go, look, I have zero vacation plans this year,
but are we going to set our dates?
I don't know.
If I really think about it, my goals for the year, I think it's just save money.
That's it.
Yeah.
Kind of feel the same way.
Just like put money away.
I'm going to try to get married this year.
I know we kind of joked about it after the show where we were talking.
It's, you know, I've been engaged for a bit.
So me and my fiance were kind of like, all right, figure it out.
Things are, enough things are open where we can at least make shift a wedding.
I don't know. I feel feel i turned 30 over the break i know tyler did too but i felt i had like a weird shift in like i'm just like okay gotta do something you gotta like
do some things man i'm you know whether they're personally career-wise just everything i was like
okay i joke with my fiance i'm 30 and motivated it's a it's a good like little not not to say
booster again but a little boost kick in your step because once you get to like closer
menace,
you can agree or not with this.
Once you get closer to the 35,
you start feeling a little bit more pain.
You start feeling a little bit more unmotivated.
30.
It's like,
let's get on this and do it.
I had like the thing.
I was like laying in bed before the night before I turned 30 and I was
laying in bed.
I'm like,
damn man.
It's like cool.
It's like,
where are you in life and career? And yeah you're like wait a minute I gotta
think about how does a like a retirement work right dude and like you know me my fiance we
just basically got our own spot and then we're trying to think about what's the next move we're
gonna re-up our lease here so we like we're at another year and we're like okay even that I'm
like okay where are we going after that gotta get married have a kid soon you know it's just
all that kind of stuff can you please lock in your date because over the break i swear
i i got locked into five weddings this year okay so you gotta coordinate with me when you're gonna
have i know you joked with me but like low-key you should probably maybe throw me those dates
so i don't double book you or i double book you so if you want to get out of them, I'm like, oh, dude, sorry.
I already had one on that
date. Gotta go to my boy's
wedding. Just please make sure
you keep in mind
the football calendar because none of us
want to miss it. Oh, I got you. Trust me.
Leanne knows. Come on, man.
There'll be a TV there. Come on. Can we put a little
Vegas in there before the wedding happens?
My buddy's already playing his Vegas shindig before his wedding,
and I'm very excited for that.
Hell yeah.
It's going to be awesome.
Anybody else got any goals, Bort?
You know, I really don't usually like to talk about goals
because I feel like I'm going to burn out and not do it and fail or whatever.
Just a new mentality of not even a positive mentality.
I'm still trying to be positive but
my new mentality is just if something doesn't make you smile don't do it don't waste time don't be
there don't do it don't even put any effort into it because you're going to miss out time with stuff
that does make you smile even if it's something as simple as i just want to watch this movie i
just want to watch this show i just want to hang out my pets or my wife or whatever it is so i'm
just going to focus on whatever makes me smile,
whatever route that takes, whatever that is.
I'm just going to do it and look to the future
and more things to make me smile.
Time is important.
It is.
It's funny, all those financial advisors,
the big Warren Buffetts of the world,
they always say, and I think it was Bill Gates that said it,
it's like something you can't buy is time so wasting your time on anything that's like not making you happy
don't do it because you can't get it back and it could be something that could make you happy in
the future but if it doesn't make you happy right now then don't even put any effort or focus into
it it's not the time for that right now just move on with something else and then you know the other thing is you know people always say well you gotta you know you
guys say invest or look to the future of money wise you can do that or you can also go you know
what i could do that or i could just make this makes me smile right now so let's just go this
route we'll get to the art part later you can do both i'm telling you it's it's possible i used to
i used to be like totally living in the moment guy because uh you
know something in high school where i had like three friends that died tragically in accidents
i'm living in the now screw everything else but then eventually i said okay i do have to start
even little tiny nuggets up for the future but i can still live in the now just a little, little, little thought into the future.
Doesn't hurt anybody.
Yeah.
Tyler,
anything.
So I have a couple things.
You guys know I'm a huge sports dude.
So my thing is I actually want to see a sporting event,
preferably a bigger one,
but specifically outside of Houston.
And there's a couple of places I could do that.
I've thought about for next football season,
driving up to Norman, Oklahoma.
I have some friends who live over there.
It'd be cool to see an Oklahoma Sooners game in Oklahoma.
Saints-Falcons game over there in the Dome.
That would be pretty sick.
So that's kind of on my list.
And then this other one is really stupid,
but it's something I really want to do.
I want to own a pair of Jordans because I've never done that.
Some Js?
Some Js.
Okay.
I really want some Jordans for some reason.
Hell yeah.
I don't know why.
Okay, man.
I'm just telling you, they hurt your feet.
I'm down.
I'm in for the style.
The Jordan 5 is my absolute favorite shoe of all time.
I just can't wear them all day.
If I'm going to go to Disneyland, that's not going to be the shoe that I'm going to wear.
And wear it to the sporting events that you travel around to. Yeah. That't wear them all day. If I'm going to go to Disneyland, that's not going to be the shoe that I'm going to wear. And wear it to the sporting
events that you travel around to.
Those are good weekend trips
though, man. You can just book a weekend.
Knock it out. Just go.
I heard New Orleans is a party town.
Oh, really? That's what I've heard.
Somebody told me that.
I do have a
sporting goal this
year is to get to a Warriors game.
So that would be fun.
Oh, I'm actually going to see the Warriors.
They come to Houston, and I got tickets to see them at the end of this month.
Nice.
Sweet.
And this month, Klay Thompson should be back.
I know.
I was excited.
I haven't circled up my calendar.
Wow.
Klay Thompson, he's always been slightly corny to me.
I just feel that he wants to be held in such high regard that he tries too hard.
He is an awesome player.
Yeah.
But it's just like I feel that he kind of just tries too hard.
Like when they won and their trophy was out there,
he was like trying to get these like photogenic moments in front of the media
where he was like kissing the trophy.
He has some shoe brand shoe that you've never even heard of.
Did you see the – I don't know if it was over the break while we were gone,
but did you see the thing with Viral?
He was on the bench with the towel on his head for an hour and a half after a game.
He didn't even play in it, but he's gearing up towards his return.
This means so much to Clint.
I get it.
He's been out of the game for two years.
Two crazy injuries to keep him out.
One of the best in the world.
And I get it.
You're going to get emotional.
You're going to give him back to it.
That's the stuff that I'm talking about.
And I'm like, dude, you're such a good player.
He had to be consoled by Draymond and Steph and Kerr.
Dude, you don't have to do that stuff.
You are an awesome player.
But if it's done on purpose, okay.
But if it's not, he's getting the love for it.
Because literally yesterday, I heard them talking about Klay and Kyrie coming back.
And then everybody's like, Kyrie's selfish.
I would take Kyrie now because he's a win now mode.
Klay hasn't been in.
But I would take Klay long term because he loves the game.
I want Klay the person.
And I'm like, damn, you guys are eating out of his hand.
I know. That's the stuff that I'm talking about.
But anyways, that's what I want to do.
All right. Well, I feel that we've taken
way too much of your time. Thank you so much
for listening to the podcast. Sorry
that we took such a long break. We
needed it. I'm telling you, I know.
We do radio. Do we
really need it? I'm telling you.
Getting up in the morning it sucks and
i know we say it all the time and we say it for 100 years and all that kind of stuff but i'm
telling you it's here you want to look in set your alarm for at 145 a.m a.m and then just stay up
until about 5 p.m and see how it goes and just do that every day for a year and be like you know
what do i still love doing that can i do a a quick shout out to vacation for all of us?
Yes.
Minus Tyler.
And the fact that we all got to be normal people for at least a week each.
It was weird.
And the three week break was like summer vacation, man.
We didn't have to see anybody.
It was just go to work, sit, do what you need to do go home you're
like i'm a normal person i know it's rules dude it was a weekday at 6 p.m and i was driving down
the street and there was a ton of traffic and i asked my wife i go is there normally this much
traffic on the street she's all yeah but you're always at home weird dude you're you're you're out in the world
at a different time that's kind of why i know i know greg on the woody show talks about how he
hates the time shift right when it gets darker earlier i kind of like it because i feel like i
get more of a night like when it goes darker earlier i feel like when it goes darker at seven
locally or whatever eight it's it's weird you know you're up all day and then you're like you
still kind of go to bed the sun's kind of still setting but when it's weird, you know? You're up all day and then you're still kind of going to bed.
The sun's kind of still setting.
But when it's dark at like four or five o'clock,
I feel like I'm actually normally,
like, okay, I'm a normal person.
I have a little bit of a nightlife
even though it's only 5.30.
It's not really a nightlife,
but I'm like, oh, I saw the moon today.
You know?
Wow.
Like such a weird, odd concept
of trying to be a normal person.
That's weird.
And I was reflecting on this and this is
part of my trying to smile thing
I was like dude I've been doing
this shit for five years now
and I think it's
so damaged me
to the point that
one week snapped me in a different direction
that ain't normal man I just want to be
normal there's things that you appreciate too and I know
this just has to do with
because of the smog
in Los Angeles
but when I was
hanging out
in the desert
I know it sounds corny
but just seeing
actual stars in the sky
yes
oh what
this is so cool
desert life is dope
dude
I love the desert man
like you go out
to the desert
you're going to have
a good time
whether it's for a rave
whether it's for vacation Palm Springs Las Vegas desert life is different time moves different it's slower
i love you know the dogs are just running in the backyard super happy at night and i'm looking up
in a mall stars dude this is crazy that's one of my goals this year actually i'll throw that out
there because you brought the stars me and my fiance have talked about we're gonna go to yosemite
at some point this year i went i went a handful of times as a kid and i loved it i camp that out there because you brought the stars. Me and my fiance have talked about we're going to go to Yosemite at some point this year. I went a handful of times as a kid
and I loved it.
I camped out there.
And you brought the stars.
That's why I clicked in my mind.
I explained to her
she's a little hippy dippy girl.
So she loves that crap.
And I tell her,
you haven't seen stars
until you go to a park up north.
And there's so many,
it looks fake.
You can't even grasp
your depth perception is different
because there's so many and they're layered. And there what there's there's a goal for me i'm going to
yosemite at some point so cool do it because i when i was in palm springs i ran into this guy
he just had a uh one of those new rivian trucks and he was parking in and charging it whatever
and uh i asked him how he liked it and he's like yeah i just got back from yosemite i was just
around there just hanging out it was the best he's like, yeah, I just got back from Yosemite. I was just around there just hanging out.
It was the best.
Yosemite's dope, dude.
Yeah.
Do it.
Wild life running through your campsite is dope.
Do that-ish.
Hopefully we get back up into Big Bear.
You know, we're always good friends with Jack Daniels and they send us out there.
So maybe we'll do a quick trip to Big Bear at least.
I would fly out for that.
I know you would.
Yeah, hell yeah.
But I know it's no Yosemite
I'm actually going to Big Bear next week
or two weeks for my family
Airbnb vacation
I was probably going to swipe that
do it
real quick we got a pimp
we mentioned this Eric
on the Friday hour
with myself and Ravy
we do a Twitch show every Friday for an hour.
Friday hour. Fridayhour.com
We gave a huge shout
out on the last show for your
blankets. Oh yeah. With your mom.
Made some blankets for Ravy.
Yeah, that's the little Christmas gift.
I think everyone, sorry Ty, not everybody here
but yeah, you've got them in the past.
Brett got hooked up with one. Ravy got hooked up with
one. Got Baby Yoda one
yeah he's got Baby Yoda one, you have
an armory full but actually I
totally forgot because I got you something for Christmas
that I totally forgot to bring for you
and I was about to say and I should just do it on the podcast
Brett got me something
which is quite lovely
and I totally forgot I was going to be like hey
by the way, he got me a little
French Bulldog tray which is amazing I love it I know exactly where I'm going, hey, by the way. He got me a little French bulldog tray, which is
amazing. I love it. I know exactly where I'm
going to put it. So thank you, Brett. Oh, no problem.
You know what's funny? I saw it and immediately I went
this will classy up
Menace's house in only the way
that he'll do it. Homeowner Menace, man. He's got a place
to decorate. I love it. Thank you so
much. But again, if you want a blanket,
I'm telling you, get it. They are the best blankets.
Go to blanketsbytracy.com
That's blanketsbytracy.com
Now she spells Tracy
T-R-A-C-E-Y
dot com. And I
informed Ravy. She didn't even know.
She was thrown off by it too? Yeah, she didn't
know. So blanketsbytracy.com
She'd grown up my whole life. I thought
that was the right way to spell it. Yeah-R-A-C-E-Y
dot com. It's okay.
My aunt had her name spelled that way too. It's fine.
You're not alone. I saw Bortho.
We mentioned a little bit earlier
Shasta Jeans Boutique.
Hell yeah. Crystal Ballsacks.
Crystal Ballsacks flying
off the shelves, man.
I saw you with a couple of them.
Dude, I have been to the post office so many times in the last three weeks. I saw you with a couple of them. Dude, I have been to the post office so
many times in the last three
weeks. I've gone, I may be, today's
like the only day in the last three weeks I haven't been to
the post office. Like, even through the holiday
season. Crystal ball sacks in every
house, man. So Shasta Jeans Boutique
for all your mystical needs. If you have a crystal ball, you want
to protect it from the sun so you don't cause a fire.
Actually, my wife told me something. If you have a crystal
ball that's actually of different stones, like different colors, it will actually fade in the sun so you don't cause a fire. Actually, my wife told me something. If you have a crystal ball that's actually of different stones,
like different colors, it will actually
fade in the sun and from light
so you need a crystal ball cover to protect it
and make the color flourish more.
That's not crystal anymore,
it's yellow balls.
You don't need yellow balls or
blue balls or black balls.
Tyler mentioned
seeing him. I feel that we need to see
tyler you know when's the last time we saw tyler uh morongo morongo i i uh i need some tyler in my
life was morongo before vegas or after vegas it might have been vegas because it might have been
no no i i came out i came out in uh october for my uh friend's wedding oh that's right yeah yeah
actually recorded with us in studio i know yeah oh Yeah. Oh man. We actually saw Tyler here.
I know we need some, I don't know.
We got, we got to do something.
I feel like you've seen more recently me or Randy.
Legitimate question.
Crap.
Oh, I mean, yeah, honestly, because Randy was right on his way out that if honestly
you would have came like a week later, it might've been you to be honest.
I think for me it is Tyler.
Yeah. i haven't
seen randy to be honest i think it is tyler but i have seen randy on my home security cams so when
i was out in the desert i was gonna come back home but then i ended up not coming back home
and i'm like crap i gotta still bring out my trash. So I called Randy.
I was like, yo, Randy, he lives like pretty close to me. I go, Randy, I'm going to shoot you some
money on Venmo, dude. I need you to do me a favor. Can you go to my house and bring my trash cans
out? And then, uh, and then the next day go back and put them back in. I'll, I'll pay you. Yeah.
And so he calls me up. He's like, Hey, I'm here. And then, so I have go back and put them back in. I'll pay you. Yeah. And so he calls me up.
He's like, hey, I'm here.
And then so I have it all hooked up on my phone that I can open my garage.
So I open the garage, and he's like, all right, done.
So I've actually seen him just on my home surveillance when I wasn't there.
I was kind of hoping we could have done something before the holidays.
I know everyone was out different directions, though.
Yeah.
It would actually kind of be fun to have us all
five hang out together again
because the five of us
haven't hung out
since Vegas. That was the last time.
So we need
to figure something out. Yeah. So
Eric's wedding everybody? Yeah.
Next week? Yeah. Let's get that
going. Let me tell Leanne real quick.
If we can get a hold of Randy,
we're going to have to talk to Ravy to get a hold of Randy.
That's true, I know. You got to send an email to NerdinOut
if you want to get a hold of Randy.
His liaison.
All right, let's wrap this up.
Shout out to the Jokoy Podcast.
This is the Jokoy Podcast.
Just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com.
That's J-O-K-O-Y.com.
I think his movie's going to be coming out pretty soon.
I know that he is traveling the world with his lady, Chelsea Handler.
She's also on tour.
So go check her out as well.
Listen to the Nerd Now podcast, which we mentioned with Ravy, Randy, apparently, and Cameron.
NerdNowPodcast.com.
What the hell?
Listen to the Sex with Emily podcast.
Just go to SexWithEmily.com check out our
friends man kim whenever they're on tour just go to man kim.com check him out on tiktok at man kim
listen to the mothership the woody show money through friday just search the woody show on the
iheart radio app brett do you have anything to say before we leave yes Yes. Guys, I made one of the smartest decisions I have ever
made. A great investment.
I have purchased
a squirrel feeder box for my
balcony. Oh, it's so dope!
And it is the coolest, most
awesome damn thing I think I've ever
bought. And the squirrels come every day,
and I get to see wildlife on my porch.
That's cool. And it rules!
That's awesome. So just a little fun fact, a little thing like that could change your perspective every
day.
Squirrels.
Squirrels.
That's it.
I just need animals.
Squirrel feeder.
Yeah.
Tyler?
Not much, man.
I'm just going to continue to live here in America, which is known as Texas, apparently.
I am jealous.
I am jealous.
Freedom, baby.
Check this out. I was looking up because, you know, Woody mentioned how much taxes got taken out of his pay over
the year and where he made like 48 cents on the dollar or something like that.
And I go, dude, we got to do what all these YouTubers and everybody's doing.
They're moving to Puerto Rico because they don't take federal taxes at all.
Because it's not a state.
Yeah. It's not a state. Yeah.
It's just a territory.
And you only have to live there 30% of the year.
What is that?
Four months of the year or less?
Like three something, whatever months?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
You can get a dope place in Puerto Rico for about $200,000.
I'm just saying.
Vacation.
There's your vacation spots.
I'm down to broadcast from Puerto Rico for a good three months.
Yeah, you just put it together in one giant chunk.
Or I'll go to Texas.
Either way, the taxes are too damn high.
Or Vegas because there's no state income tax.
Let's go.
There's no state income tax here either, and you don't have to wear a mask.
You still have to wear one in Vegas as far as I know.
So just saying.
We can only dream.
Eric, anything?
30, motivated.
Let's go. New year.
We'll see you next week. Thank you for listening.
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