What's New Podcast - Horseradish Challenge, Nashville Visit, Weird Instagram Ads and More

Episode Date: October 31, 2019

On this episode of The Whats New Podcast with Menace we talked the Horseradish Challenge, Nashville Visit, Weird Instagram Ads and More.

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. I am Menace, your host. I am joined by Bort, aka Brett. He is a syndication expert and radio expert with the Woody Show Morning Show every single morning. He has a assistant. His name is nick soundwave hello nick hello menace nick also works for fox sports and he talks about sports constantly which sometimes i pick up his knowledge that he he puts out there i hope that some of the nfl knowledge is being absorbed by you like osmosis kind of like photosynthesis you know in the background because

i never ask you about my picks no you never you never do. I never do, but maybe sometimes I hear about you talking about a team that's doing terrible, like the Falcons or something. Yeah, you know, like – Yeah. I hear the Falcons are terrible, like the worst of the league. That way you get, like, triggered names that stand out to you and stuff. Yeah, so when I'm doing my picks, I'm like, oh, Falcons, awful team. Don't pick them.

Okay. It's nice to see that Randy and Tyler tyler are here today to join us hi guys i don't appreciate those falcon jabs yeah at all well tyler he is the board op for the woody show morning show on alt 987 in los angeles in orange county we're also joined once again by the podcast king himself randy oh he's's gracing us with his presence. Yeah, who is also a DJ. What radio stations are you a DJ on? I'm on Alt 106.1, Crab Radio in Bakersfield,

and Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles. Okay, so the last podcast, Randy and Tyler weren't here. They were off doing something. Pretty much all we did was a setup for the live broadcast that we did at Morongo casino after my birthday party which i do not remember at all and we've been still to this date you still don't remember yeah we've been getting awesome feedback about it have you heard anything about it from anybody yeah i did oh i think soundly um well my uh my fiance dr sunshine talked about it and she was like wow

i remember about a quarter of that i was like yeah that's pretty much the synopsis i people didn't remember um pretty much any of it i was like i was surprised menace even remember talking that night again i don't until i heard the audio yeah i have vague memories of that night i'm surprised after hearing how much you drank that you were able to even run a podcast or that was well i didn't run did. Well, you kept the conversations going. You were talking to people. You were bringing in people from the room and stuff. The amazing part is that I woke up and went to a wedding in Northern California the next day. And I just barely made it.

And then also, Tyler, his girl VD, made an appearance on the podcast, which was huge. She did a pretty good job. Yeah, she did. The mic technique was on point. Yeah. Can we replace him with her? Yeah, I guess that's it. So VD, if you're listening.

I did see nonstop tweets come through about people loving the podcast, loving the drunken part of the podcast. It was almost even better than our prior ones, and they can't wait to hear the next drunk podcast. Oh, man. I was so annihilated one of the highlights of the drunk podcast was you not grasping that your friend was talking about the wedding that was happening the next day and your wedding yeah dude i'm not getting married

and then cutting okay guys this is an explanation i was so drunk i didn't realize he's talking about the wedding i was going to tomorrow yeah i thought he was talking about the wedding that i was gonna have next year, which I'm actually the groom in. I thought, I'm like, I'm not getting married. Anyways, check out the podcast on our feed. You can hear it all there. But I had to give a big shout out real quick

and big thank you to West Coast University who provided a bunch of bags for giveaways that night at my birthday party. Those are some awesome bags. West Coast University rules. If you want to learn to be a nurse, a bunch of bags for giveaways that night at my birthday party west coast university rules if you want to learn to be a nurse check out west coast university they rule plus big shout out to dc shoes yeah for providing all those socks super comfortable right oh yeah i love them yeah that ruled also namshim ramian they had the fire bowls that they were just handing out left and right. I saw those too.

If you haven't had Namshim yet, check it out. My sister loves that stuff. When we went to Alter Ego, because they had a booth at Alter Ego, she made us circle back to make sure we got a case of them. And she was so pumped. She's like, I've never been to a party where they gave out ramen. So I think she might have put your birthday party as the number one she's ever been to because of the ramen. Nice. Look, and a lot of people think, look, there may be some vegetarian, vegan people out there.

They may be used to ramen, having chicken broth and stuff. They have a brand called the Kimchi Ramen, vegan. Totally. You should pick it up because I eat that one. It's spicy too. Yeah, it's really good. And of course, our main man, Ron, who helped us put all the shirts together. I still haven't got a shirt from the party.

I never got a shirt. I never got a shirt. You never got a shirt either? No, I never got a shirt. I got a bag from my girlfriend. That's it. I never got a shirt though. So your lady got a shirt.

And of course, Tim running the money booth. Tim Moore. Helping out with the stage show, which apparently, was I really that drunk towards the end? Yes. Yeah, it was really noticeable. Oh, yeah. I had like 20 shots. But Nick Soundway's mom was encouraging me to take shots.

That was arguably the best part of the night, is you and Nick Soundway's mom just shots together. I can tell your progression of drunk by the more shout-outs you gave when you had the mic. You started shout- out to morongo shout out ravey shout out ravey shout out shout out well i can tell at the end because the shout out for me became board where's board board's like a brother to me i love tyler's here i love him the moment you said you love tyler i was like, damn, he's gone.

He's wasted. Best shout out of the night is when Seabass got him on the DUIQ and he said shout out to the Great Depression. Oh, yeah. So I did record a DUIQ video that you can check out. Go to thewoodyshow.com and click on videos. And I sat with him for about five minutes and I answered a bunch of questions. People are saying it's the best UIQ in UIQ history.

I am still so shocked that you got all of them wrong and yet you got bourgeoisie right. Bourgeoisie, I don't even know where that came from. I didn't know what that means and I was completely sober. Yeah. Like I had no idea. So check that out at thewoodyshow.com and click on videos. Well, enough about that. We need to start working on our next event so make sure you always follow us

online at what's new pod on instagram that's at what's new pod also at what's new pod.com scroll on down and click on events that'll take you to all the different events not just the what's new pod events it'll take you to the woody show events or if Ravy has an event, or Julianne, or Randy, Tyler. You know, Tyler is going to be a big deal soon. He had a big segment that we're going to talk about later here on the podcast on the Woody Show. But before all that, we've got to give another shout-out to Morehouse Foods. Now, Morehouse Foods, they're pretty much known for their mustard,

but they make so many different products, like the horseradish that we've been having so much fun with. So let me get Nick Soundwave on the mic and Randy. We all went together, us three, and that was so much fun, right? It was interesting. I didn't know what to expect. But then when you walk in, you can definitely tell this place has been there for a very long time. Since around the 1800s, this company must have been there for a while. Very traditional, classy style for all the offices.

You walk in, they have tons of medals, awards on display, going back a very, very long time. Old pictures. Dude, one of the employees in the building was 92 years old. And one of my favorite parts was, Nick Soundwave can back me up. We're walking around the factory with Randy and Randy's just crying. I was dying. Because of the horseradish. I was dying the second, because I have dry eyes.

The second we walked into all the mustard, my eyes started watering up. My nose, I couldn't breathe. You think cutting onions messes with your eyes? Go in a room where they make horseradish. Even the mustard because I think they were working on a sort of spicy mustard at the time when we got there. But we did get to try it too.

Nice and hot. And I never realized how great mustard tastes fresh off the line. Remember when that part when they took the horseradish straight off the line? It burned our face off. We ran to the other side of the warehouse. It was rough, man. I'm telling you, just take an onion and rub it in your eyes.

That's what it felt like. Yeah. So they make this thing called Atomic Horseradish. You can get it in certain places. So just Google Atomic Horseradish. It is super good. We had it with some food, but we've been doing this thing called the Atomic Horseradish Challenge. That's right.

And a lot of videos are up on the Woody Show Instagram at the Woody Show. And guess who had the first fail out of anybody? So had julianne do it we had greg do it and then we had tyler so tyler he was our first fail on the atomic horseradish challenge how was it for you you know what it it was weird it got stuck under my tongue no and it wouldn't come out his face turned beet red no It was really hot. He didn't have that big of a spoonful. I had a giant spoonful. Julian had an even bigger spoonful.

His wasn't even that much. He couldn't swallow it. Randy's done it. I've done it. That's right. Menace, have you done it? I have not done it. I have not done it. Soundwave, I may absolve you from doing it. Dude, last week he was like tomorrow I'm down to done it. Ooh. Soundwave, I may absolve you from doing it. Oh, no.

Dude, last week he was like, tomorrow I'm down to do it. Randy successfully did it, correct? Yeah. Tyler failed. Yes. I at least want to show up Tyler. Ooh. Are we all going to do it together?

Are we going to cross spoons right now? I'm down. I'm down. You're going to do it too? Oh. Fear pressure. Yeah. Do I get another retry?

No Okay Brett was talking about Absolving me Because I'm having Some sinus problems But I'm thinking Atomic horseradish

I was absolving you Because I know you're a pussy When it comes to heat Oh damn See but horseradish Isn't really a spicy hot It's like a hot hot Do you know what's

Cool about Horseradish It is super hot But it goes away Right away It's not like hot, hot thing. Do you know what's cool about horseradish? It is super hot, but it goes away right away. It's not like hot sauce where it sits with you. That's one thing I did notice after I did spit it out is that the hot feeling went away after about maybe five minutes. After you quit. I had to get a new one because I don't know if you guys remember,

but when Tyler did it, he put the spoon back in the jar. I did not. I will have to re-watch the footage. Take a whiff, Tyler. Take a whiff. Oh, God. All right. So who's doing this?

He's very pungent. All right, ready? On the count of three. Cheers. One, two, three, go. Eric looks like he's going to die Not bad I like it

Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no We have a puker No no no Eric is currently dying His face is beet red

Eyes watered You swallow it And then it hits you And then you think it goes away And then it hits you again Like in your nose In your nasal cavity Oh I needed that I needed that.

For those who can't see, Eric looks like he smoked a massive bowl of weed. Hell yeah. That's some good itch. My nasal problems are gone. I'm clear as day now. It burned. I liked it though because it reminded me

of eating a lot of wasabi. I've been training myself with wasabi the last few years. Only downside, my stomach's boiling. Yeah, yeah. That's the part. You can definitely feel it go all the way down, and then you feel just like a little peppermint ball or something down in your belly. Google it.

Atomic horseradish, extra hot. It's so good with a roast beef sandwich. Well, this is really cool. This is a really good segue, actually, because over the weekend, for the very, very first time, you're right, Nick. He's dying over there. I went to Nashville, Tennessee.

And dude, it was freaking awesome. So just to give you a little setup, it was my actual birthday weekend. My fiance, Spicy Nacho, surprised me first, which was super dope. We had to go to LAXX which is the world's worst airport next to SFO in San Francisco. And we needed to get a shuttle. What did she get? A Sprinter van.

Dude, that looks so rad. If you haven't seen it, go to at what's new pod. It was super legit. Bort, are you okay? You're about to die. I think I was hungry before I ate it. What happened?

I thought it was easy. It was easy, but my stomach's empty. Yeah, it sits with you. If your stomach is empty, it will sit with you, and it's going to hit you hard. Oh, it's sitting. It's sitting bad. So this Sprinter van was super legit. It had multiple televisions.

Yeah. Apple TV. Apple TV. Which is crazy. It was the dopest. I've always wanted to use a Sprinter van, and it was legit. Okay, here's a legit question from somebody who's wanted to travel more. Before you were kind of going through the struggle and stuff, would you still go out

and travel or were you more hesitant to go out and travel? Well, my travel was a little dialed back. It wasn't international or anything like that. Because I know you're definitely kind of like a live in the moment sort of guy where it's like, if you want to do something, then go do it. Yeah. So that's all I want to know about. So let's just say around your age yeah probably my trips would be to vegas and i would

stay at a hotel that wasn't that expensive and i would have a a fun weekend or i would go to san diego phoenix some like cool cities to go check out for the weekend with my friends yeah it was that was the kind of travel i did but But nowadays, you know, when I was your age, we didn't have all these different travel websites to find these deals. We didn't have Airbnb. Like we couldn't go to Palm Springs for the weekend and rent out a cheap house and have a fun weekend, you know? So I, all I knew was these different cities that I knew that I want to hang out and that's what I did. So to recap Nashville real quick though, I stayed at the JW Marriott in downtown Nashville brand new hotel super legit if you're gonna go to Nashville stay at that hotel they had a nightmare

before Christmas display I don't know if you saw that at what's new pot on Instagram yes all made out of chocolate what it ruled so this hotel's right across the street from the arena where the predators play everybody's favorite hockey team in this room right boo them casey musgraves was playing and i'm in love and i'm in love with casey musgraves so just like right before the concert happened we knew that she was playing across the street let's just buy some tickets so wait you bought them on a whim yeah just we just said oh she's playing across the street let's just buy them i love it crazy sold out show so we bought them aftermarket a little bit more expensive but for la prices it's pretty much just the general price nashville's so much cheaper that's

so that's so wild that everything in other parts of the country are reasonably priced as far as here. Dude, I basically had front row for $100. What? Yeah. Dude, that's sick. If it was in Los Angeles, we're talking $600 minimum. Oh, $100? Have fun sitting on the moon.

Yeah, pretty much. You're going to be up in the rafters. Dude, $100 is nosebleeds. I've paid $200 for nosebleeds before, day of. Yeah, and then Harry Styles jumps on stage stage and he hasn't performed in like two years since the iHeartRadio Festival. So I get this crazy moment for the gram. I put it up on Twitter and get 100,000 views on Twitter.

What? And then I had an extra video. So I sent it to our friend Jojo at Kiss in Los Angeles and I texted it to him. He posted another video on his twitter and he got a hundred thousand views damn and this was not announced at all just randomly harry styles jumps on stage and it was super super cool the next day is when we did the hot chicken runs god so we hit up a different couple places and after doing all my reviews i'm telling you right now prince's is the best place to get hot chicken randy wouldn't be able to hang at all no board is

not hanging right now with the horseradish dude if i had something else in my stomach man i can hang i can hang with that no you can't i could do so but i don't like the taste of horse ranch. I don't like that taste. So we went to this place, Prince's, and on the ordering counter, it says our mild is hot. So they have mild, hot, X hot. That's natural hot, dude. And XX hot. So when I showed up and it said our mild is hot, I was like, you know what?

I pissed out. i just did hot yeah dude the hot was crazy i couldn't imagine the x hot yeah that annoys me that because when i go to places and i get hot sauce i mean if i even look at the hot sauce menu yeah like just make it what it is why are you gonna say our mild is hot just make it hot i don't know maybe they have people somebody like me who's like, oh. Because they're demographic. I'm down to try mild, and then I'm going to be two bites in and be like, dang, this was a humongous mistake. They have people like Tyler working there where you ask him for one thing, he gives

you 20. Wait a minute. I definitely think, though, it probably has to do with the palate of people, too. Because, you know, you have people from around the country come to LA. They try Mexican food. They try the salsa. It's like, this is so spicy. But really, it's not. Well, when we went to talk about HQ, that was something that Gregory from the Woody

Show asked. He was like, hey, you know, your hot isn't really that hot. Why? And they said exactly what he said, because the palate from people across the entire country, hot means different things to different people. So they had to put something in the middle of the road. I think if you're from LA and you take someone to these restaurants and they try salsa, this is too spicy for me.

We're allowed to critique you and judge you for that. Yeah. Yeah. So we did the chicken. Prince's is the best. And then, dude, the downtown area is super, super cool. The Broadway, all the different bars. Blake Shelton has this bar called Old Red

and there's actually a red phone in the bar and if it rings, it's Blake calling to talk to random people. That's pretty cool. You can't dial out on the phone, but if the phone rings, it's him and he just calls once in a while to check on people.

I wonder how often people rush to the phone. What was wild was you posted pictures of Nashville or downtown Nashville and it looks so much like vegas well they call it nash vegas and dude i'm telling you right now from coming from a guy who has been to vegas a trillion times nashville is way more turned up like nick soundwave wouldn't survive he would be dead this is how effed up this is i've had one two three maybe like four circles of friends go to nashville and i've never been in the group that's gone to nash this is i've had one two three maybe like four circles of friends go to nashville and i've never been in the group that's gone to nashville and i've only heard good things i've

seen pictures um and i've seen like the broadway area the predators were in the stanley cup finals a couple years back so they did all their pre-game stuff on broadway and i just saw the strip of bars and i've commented this on the on the post on your the picture you posted i'm like dude i honestly want to go back and i've never even been like i want to go back, and I've never even been. I want to go back somewhere I have no clue about in Nashville. It was crazy. I took this golf cart tour around the area, and you can drink on the golf cart. Oh, my God.

Hell, yeah. As they're giving you a tour of the whole downtown area. Isn't it so crazy when you're from a big city, and you look at another big city, and you think to yourself, man, I'd love to go to that big city, and people over there feel the same way about here. If anyone wants to trade places and let me take your place in Nashville for a few days, I'm down. I'm telling you, I don't know if you would want to come back, dude. That's so crazy.

It is like being in America. It's crazy. You've noticed it too, though. So many people are moving to Nashville. Oh, yeah. There's got to be a reason why. Well, it's funny because Chris Kropachek from NSYNC. Yeah.

Okay. My lady is a huge NSYNC fan, huge JT fan. And she goes, dude, Chris Kropachek from NSYNC. Yeah. Okay, my lady is a huge NSYNC fan, huge JT fan, and she goes, dude, Chris Kropachik from NSYNC just moved here. So I tweeted him, I'm like, hey, dude, let's meet up. And he's like, oh, dude, I'm in Orlando.

Oh, wow. Yeah. He goes, I'm not here. But this funny thing that he said about Nashville, he calls it Crane City because you're right, so many people are moving there. Cranes everywhere. They're just building stuff all over the place.

I just hope that Nashville keeps its charm, though. Oh, I'm sure it will. Everyone was super cool. Small cities get bigger. Prices go up. So hopefully Nashville just keeps its charm and stays being Nashville. Well, it's a big city, so it'll always still have the historical charm and still the root charm of it. It'll just be more people.

Yeah. And then one last thing. Kid Rocks Bar, four levels. Wow. Huge. That's why I've heard that. They have just insane structures that you don't even realize how many places there are to drink. Four levels to that one, three levels to that one,

piano bar on that level. It's insane. It was super cool. And then it got me to thinking, my lady and I were trying to knock out our bucket list of places in America that we haven't been. And Nashville is off the list now. Memphis is next on the list that we want to go to. But I wanted to ask everybody in this room, what is on your bucket list of places that

you want to visit? And Nick Soundwave, I'll let you go first. Well, I mean, it's obvious kind of it's really touristy because, I mean, I've just never been there. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I know. I've never been to New York City, so that's up there. Oh, you got to go.

New York City. But I've always had the desire to go to cold places, rainy places. Yeah. Pacific Northwest, dude. I've only driven really through Seattle, and I would love to just actually get out and spend a couple days in Seattle. So, like, Seattle. I mean, the party me just kind of want to go to Miami, just see what kind of trouble we could... You would not survive Miami.

But yeah, I mean, this is like the big season. Then honestly, Denver, dude. Denver's on my list. Even like a Montana or something, you know? Something scenic. All right, Randy, what is on your bucket list? Well, top of my bucket list, same with Soundwave, I definitely want to check out New York at least once.

And then on top of that, I want to go to Green Bay, Wisconsin. Packers fan, small city, big football team, the snow, the north. I want to go check that out. That seems like a fun place to be. I went to Seattle once, but going to Seattle made me want to go check out not necessarily Portland, but just different parts of Oregon because I always see videos of people at Oregon. It looks beautiful.

It looks scenic. It looks nice. And I'm kind of into that. I'm not a big sun guy. I like the rain too. I like the trees, that sort of stuff. And then I want to go to Maine. I have family in Maine and I've never been there before.

Yeah, family in Maine? I have family in Maine. Yeah, can you believe it? That's mega random. Most random thing ever. And they're like, oh yeah, you know, for fun during the winter, we cook some lobsters. I'm like, cook some lobsters? Yeah.

That sounds like fun. Tyler, what's on your list? Well, Randy stole one of mine. I really want to visit New England as a whole in the fall. So like Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, all that area. Boston's beautiful. See, that was next on my list. I'm a really big American history buff, so I would love to visit Boston,

and I would love to go back to Washington, D.C. Yeah, that's a place I've never been washington dc is absolutely amazing we spent 10 days there when i graduated high school and i would totally go back in a heartbeat just not even question it is that why you have a nationals tattoo uh that is not that is not the reason i thought that was a whittier tattoo that is correct whittier national um i want to visit Atlanta, New Orleans. I want to visit Texas as a whole. Two really random places.

Texas is nice. I love the snow. So Eric mentioned Denver, but I've actually been to Colorado Springs, and it's absolutely beautiful. All right, Bort. You guys know me. I like weird places with weird history. Oh, I can't wait to see what Bort comes up with.

Brett was going to be like, is hell not an option? Well, dude, there is hell Michigan. Brett's like, I saw a shack once in the desert. I'd love to move over there. I would live in that shack in the desert. I'd love to live with the mole people of Las Vegas. New York, obviously, same reasons. Chicago, I'd love to go.

Chicago's awesome. Dude, Chicago was the first. Just don't go there when it's snowing yeah chicago was the first big city i'd ever i ever went to outside of california oh my god chicago is so nice i want to go for riot fest the three-day punk rock festival so bad that's what's awesome about chicago by the way music festivals is the best place to go in america to see a music festival because the easy access to your hotel and back.

You don't have to camp anywhere. Oh, yeah, no. You can go to the festival and be like, oh, I love this band. I'm not going to see another band that I like for another four hours, go back to the hotel or walk around the city and then go back in again. I heard Lollapalooza, you just had to go across the street and all the hotels were there. That's what I just said, Randy.

That's wild. All said, Randy. Yeah. So find the point. For the weird places, though, you guys know I've been to Roswell, I've been to Rachel, Nevada, where Area 51 is. Hell yeah, brother. All those places, right? Salem, Massachusetts. I knew he was going to say Salem. The witch trials, I gotta go. I love the Salem witch trials. I wanna go. I wanna see

the weird, the vibe from it. I gotta go. And then, I'm very jealous of Menace because he got to do this a couple times now. Gotta go to NOLA. New Orleans, man. Dude. Nothing beats New Orleans. The voodoo vampire capital of the United States? I gotta go.

Naturally. All the people, super nice. Food, amazing. Just walking around and tripping off all the old buildings. It is the best. But if you go into the back history of it the weird stuff that's happened there how long that city's been there yeah the culture and then if you want fan boats dude don't forget about fan boats and fan boats yep that's a different level of nola too like the backwoods sticks like where you're on the fan boats with

the bayou and stuff like water boy status stuff all you have to tell me about louisiana is our boy chris chaos oh yes oh my god just chaos is the best i tuned in one night just just to listen to one of his shifts man he's a character he's wild oh he's one of the best night djs out there i'm telling you right now brett chris chaos is the truth did you guys do anything this past weekend or you got anything coming up? Anything cool going on? Oh, well, this upcoming weekend, I'm going to go ahead and check out the 21 Pilots concert at Staples Center with my brother. Nice. My brother's a massive fan, so I'm taking him for his birthday.

That's cool. So that'll be a lot of fun. Saturday, probably going to go out, maybe explore a little bit of downtown LA a bit. And Sunday, kick back and watch football. Keep it simple. With a shirt on. Oh, yeah. Yes. Hopefully, my picks will do well this week i'm excited to listen to failed last one oh well you did really well just ravey's team did that much better it was nothing you could have done the quarterback killed it whoever it was that's the problem though you know

because it's so unpredictable one quarterback will do good one week and the next will be absolute garbage so that's sports i'm feeling good about this week, though. All right. Thank you. Bort, I swear I thought your social media was very active while I was away. I tried. You went somewhere. Yeah, I have two very busy weekends.

And last weekend, man, I went to the weirdest, most fun little pro wrestling show I've been to in years. Oh, yeah. Guys, you need to follow Skywarp Saint on Instagram because the most random stuff pops up in your feed. You don't know if you want to be afraid, you want to be excited or intrigued. Dude, you just want to be excited and have fun, man. He had a skull mask on driving around.

Yeah, I think in the last couple weeks I He had a skull mask on driving around. Yeah, I think in the last couple weeks I've seen a skull mask, I've seen Mr. Pop-Tart Man wrestling, and an Annabelle doll playing video games with his wife.

Yep, yep. In the middle of the front room. Every single one of us. I think it was live streaming Annabelle playing Mario Kart or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right.

My wife had one of her friends over and my wife picks up her Annabelle doll, replica Annabelle doll from the movies. They all sit down, play Mario Kart, and she sticks a controller in her hand. I'm like, yep, okay, that's my house. That's my life. All right.

Dude, the wrestling show, though, Wrestling Pro Wrestling. They do it once a month in Burbank, California. It is legit so much fun. There was a guy dressed up as an alien. The Roswell Wrangler. There was a character called King Giraffadora. It was King Ghidorah from Godzilla but a giraffe. Oh my god.

And it was just so ridiculous and so much fun. I had a blast. And then I went to a little toy show. And this weekend horror punk concert. I get to go see Argyle Goolsby and the Roving Midnight. I get to see Zombies. I get to go to Argyle Goolsby and the Roving Midnight. I get to see Zombies. I get to go to Day of the Dead Festival. Dude, it's October.

Just saying, Bort, again, Instagram, interesting follow. Go ahead and do that right now. My favorite thing is Brett gets maybe an average, what, two, three hours of sleep a night. Yeah, because he's out chasing demons. I know. Hell yeah. No wonder you don't have any goddamn sleep. Speaking about being possessed, I think think nick sound waves instagram is possessed because he's getting these crazy ads

so i'm i'm receiving an odd number or an odd amount of ads that i think would be directed towards the gay community all right so i've i've i've showed randy several today i've showed everybody in this room several today so i'm not lying and this happens throughout my day every day where i get the most recent one i got was an ad for instead of a toy story shirt it was boy story and it was a ripped it was a very muscular woody and a very muscular buzz light you're kind of hugging each other yeah woody was just wearing ch What was that one that you showed me where the guy was in a bathtub? This is the worst one I've gotten, I've received. I want to read this verbatim.

Of course, he's screenshotting it. It's a picture. This is something you don't pass up. It's one of those things when you see it on the Instagram stories, you kind of pause like, wait, what is this? What the hell did I just see? So it's a dude with long hair, kind of a greasy looking mustache in a bathtub full of bubbles with a duck, a little rubber ducky floating in his midriff region. So that's all you see is this dude.

How'd they even allow that as an ad? Dude, that's what I was trying to figure out when it came up on my story. What is it even promoting? It's a promotion for Pittsburgh Lesbian Correspondence. What? And the ad is Ed Pinto Fat Man D-Drop Bubble Bath Video This Weekend with Rubber Ducky Cameo. What? And this is a dude, spread eagle, arms across the back of his bubble bath with the duck

popping up out of his groin area i think randy's looking it up right now dude this is yeah randy's googling this is on this is on my feed i get stuff for uh gay pride marches left and right okay and i don't know what it is they sound like it it's okay to be gay. I knew this was going to spin out of control. That's what I've been telling you. It's 2019, bro. I just want to know why I get them, honestly. Maybe something's changed in your settings that you said male preferred. Unless somebody changed it.

There's no orientation thing, right? When you're drunk and blacked out, you're searching for things you don't know. You've mentioned how depending on what it is you say around your phone, your phone can identify these things. So maybe Sam, we've just been talking about Wiener's lot. Maybe. Are you talking to Cameron a lot? I do have a gay roommate.

Maybe he's picking up his conversation. Do you guys just sit down and talk about... I don't know, but I want to get down to it as much as I honestly don't think you guys want to get down to it. It's fun content, but guarantee I will get one more ad before we leave. Has your roommate used your phone at all? No, never.

Does he watch porn on your phone? You know what? The microphone thing, though. This might be another thing that I kind of, I might have brought up on myself in a little bit of a way, not by searching stuff, but I've sent him, you know how you can send an Instagram live story or whatever? You're like, oh, this is hot. I sent it to him like, dude, I sent him, you know how you can send an Instagram live story or whatever? You're like, oh, this is hot. I sent it to him like, dude, I sent him a couple. Dude, what the hell?

Why am I getting these? Dude, what the hell? And I'm thinking that's probably why they're popping up more. Oh, because you're going. Because I'm sharing them. Yeah, you're sharing them. You're going on the browser. So I guess the first couple that were jokes like, hey, dude, look at this shirt that popped up.

Well, we need to do some research on that and find out what's happening. if anybody can find out why there was a naked dude with a rubber ducky on my instagram please let me know yeah i think the answer is very obvious but sure let's go ahead let's go ahead and run yeah let's go and do the paces we'll look we'll look into it wink wink um oh i gotta give a big shout out to maimo mochi ice cream before i forget for my birthday they dropped off a maimo mochi pogo stick now randy has been begging to try this pogo stick and i've been telling him dude don't do it you're gonna fly into the wall did you try it without me knowing uh because i seen it move i try to get on it julianne was one that've seen it move. I tried to get on it. Julianne was one that was jumping on it.

But I tried to get on it. I was like, you know what? Didn't I tell you not to? I know, but I didn't jump on it. You're going to break your ankle. I didn't jump on it. Are you swearing to him you didn't jump on it? Okay, maybe I bounced like once.

But that was just, you know, a second-ish. How many times did I tell you not to get on that thing? Guys, I'm okay. I have coordination. You're not worried about that. We're worried about the office. I have Garfield-like reflexes. You're going to Kool-Aid man through the wall here.

Well, we have been talking about extending the office, so you're welcome. Yeah. It's crazy thinking you did it, Wala. But listen to the setup. I get the pogo stick. It's here for five minutes. Randy tells me, oh, I've never tried a pogo stick before. Never have.

I immediately tell him, hey, you know what? It's not a good idea if you never had tried one before to do it here in the office. You're going to hurt yourself. What happens? What happens? He does it when I'm not looking. That's interesting. You know what's funny?

I don't seem to be injured, though. Randy. Do I look injured to you? Do I get hurt? He always tangents. He tries to make it something though. Randy! Soundwave, do I look injured to you? Do I get hurt? He always tangents. It tries to make it something else. But, you know, we both have called him out on this. He sees something.

He has to see it. He has to touch it. He has to do something with it. And earlier today... I'm a very kinetic person. And he's messing with Soundwave's hockey puck that I bought him the other day. You know, earlier today, Menace, you brought in a piece of gear and you said, Hey, tell Randy not to touch this.

Oh yeah. So guess what happened? What? He walked and said, Hey, what's this? And he's about to touch. I say,

well, it wasn't. What the hell? Oh, shut up. That's the rant. Dude. Okay.

That's the signature. Randy move. Everybody in the room has, has seen this. Get out of here. No matter what item gets in the building, here's Randy. He walks up slowly. Oh, what's this?

Oh, hey. Oh, what's this? Hey, what's this right here? What's this? You know who's just... Tell him not to touch it? Okay. And then 10 minutes later, he's just kind of like...

Mr. Butterfingers. It's like a kid when you tell him not to touch it. He's just keeping eye contact, but my hand's over here playing with it. I know, he touches it anyways. And you know who's second worst at that? Who? Tyler the board op. Tyler. Because earlier today he did the same thing. He saw

something, came in and went, oh, what's this? Picked it up, start opening it, going through it. Oh, oh, am I not supposed to touch this? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you talking about? That makes it worse than me. I didn't touch it. I don't know. What is this item? I have no idea what he's talking about. Please explain.

Please elaborate. You picked up something earlier. You start opening. Oh, it was a box with a key chain inside. Oh, what's this? I'm going to take it out and start messing with it. That actually happened. See?

I forgot. I forgot about that. Well, it was, it looked shiny. I don't know. The key chain looked shiny. We're recording this on october 30th 2019 and i want you to go to the woody show podcast feed october 30th 2019 and listen to the feed because tyler had a huge segment his very first segment on the woody show yes there was no applause after the setup and what was the official name of

the segment uh what's on your heart i think yeah yeah what's on your heart so yeah we brought this up on the podcast before about tyler's posts on instagram his love posts and it made its way to the woody show it did and we made a segment out of it. And I would like for everybody to grade Tyler's performance of the segment. G, which is below average. Oh. All right, Bort. I'm fine with that. You mean like leading the segment?

Just him being on air? This is the segment overall, yeah. Oof. Like a D minus? Ooh, D- You know, he talks a big game of how Randy can do so much better with his reviews, or how Julian

can do so much better. Hey, you know what? That was alright. I think you've done better before. And he walks in and falls on his face. Alright, Nick Soundwave. Don't worry, I'll let you rebuttal, Tyler. I'm gonna give him a D, because I feel like you only get Fs when you just don't do your work. And I guess he was in there doing something.

So my thing was you didn't go with the segment. You were brought in because the segment was your corny love lines and your poetry and stuff. Yeah. So basically what the segment, to go a little bit deeper, what it was tyler was going to give people advice on life or in maybe relationship advice like hey this is happening well i think a better example i think the better example was somebody called and said hey i want to send a text send a text to my baby mama in the morning it's funny that you let her know because after the segment i got hit up on twitter that he actually did it and his wife started crying happy tears.

Oh, really? Oh. Yeah. Well, see, the thing is, on the air, you're like, well, just, you know, just share what you feel. You need to give them examples, bro. Yeah, examples like, hey, you know what? You fight for what you love because that's what it's meant for. Yeah, you got to post what you post on your Instagram.

This was your opportunity to showcase the real Tyler. Like the Tyler we always hear about. Like the fight for the things you want to get. Okay, okay. We get it. We get it. Oh, my God. We get it.

We get it. That example is like, hey, you know what? I just really appreciate you because you take care of our children. And you're a very strong woman that's why i love you so much that's the kind of stuff i was looking for but i'm gonna be more generous than all of you guys who are very harsh on tyler he deserves it and i'll give him at least a c plus on his performance you know why why because this is where r falls short sometimes. Not to point you out, Randy. Oh, great.

But Randy has gotten way better about this. I think I know what you're getting at. Way, way better about this, and you barely ever do it anymore. The last segment that you were on, you killed it on the Woody show. Actually, the past two times you've been on the air, you've killed it. Yeah. I'm going to give Tyler a more generous grade because you didn't shut down, Tyler. You just kept on going, even though you were giving us nothing.

You didn't shut down. You didn't stop talking. But when I was your age, Tyler, I would shut down. I could barely speak on the microphone. And, you know, you held your own again. It's just got to tweak. You got to think outside of the box when you're speaking. And remember, I was trying to cue you up and give you examples. You got to key on what people are saying in the room and then respond to that. I was trying to help you like, hey, what is the example?

What should this person write? You can't respond with, oh, just write what you feel because, you know, you were the leader of the segment. True. Next time you're going to do better. It's a little tricky because as far as being on live radio goes, being on the podcast, it's a little bit easier. You can go back.

You can fix mistakes and everything like that. Yeah. But on that. It's very hard to be on the spot because game shows, people are like, I know the answer, but I go completely blank because I'm on live radio. I will go ahead and change my grade. He's no longer a G. He's a C minus.

Well, Brett. Okay, relax, Brett. Brett and I have both felt the tough end of how Brett had this week in Geek. I had my movie reviews. Thanks for reminding me that that was taken away. Yeah. But see, it just goes to show that we all have those moments where, you know, just the things don't go our way

and we become the butt end of the joke. But to continue what Menace is saying, the second you shut down, that's the second where everyone just piles on you. Yeah. Or that's when the segment just straight up dies.

Yeah. Think of it as you running and people are jumping on you. As long as you keep running, they're not going to topple over you, but the second you stop, it's done. And they're just going to keep

bagging on you, bagging on you, bagging on on yeah i personally found the segment hilarious and we still had some supporters we did yeah it was some death threats who really didn't like the segment towards you you know what that's fine to reward you for your segment tyler i have something very special that i'm going to share with you something that i've been working on oh oh god now a couple podcasts ago oh god i asked you what would be on your birthday wish list right yes and now you shared on your list that you wanted to learn how to fly now i'm gonna tell you right now it's not learning how to fly an airplane. Okay. But I have been offered and I've already passed it on for you to do this instead. Okay.

In March, you're going to go up in a full on military jet. The cargo jets that carry like freaking tanks at an air show. I'm so down. As part of this. I'm freaking out. I'm so down. What was that voice? I'm so down.

You know like those gigantic freaking like the biggest airplanes that they make? Yeah. Are you going to cry right now? No, I got something in my eye. Legitimately something in my eye. He's getting so red. He's going to cry. Tyler, are you okay

i'm sorry you can't fly it but you're gonna be able to go up there as a person of the media and you're getting to get to fly around in this gigantic airplane i am so stoked this is gonna be amazing so march 2020 it's going down we'll get a bunch of footage and post about it so it's part of a march air show oh hell yeah so you're you're gonna get a bunch of footage and post about it. So it's part of a March air show. Oh, hell yeah. So you're going to get to go up in the airplane. I'm so excited. All right. I'm so excited the small voice comes out.

That plane's going to struggle to get off the ground. Dude, it carries tanks. Look, it'll fly if we kick you off. Oh! Hey-oh. To reward me. Ooh. I like this one Now

Since you had the sensitive segment And I've just given you a gift I would like for you to give me a gift Okay And the gift is We're gonna play a song Oh god And I just want you to sing along with the song as best as you can

as loud as you can just for at least i don't know 45 seconds okay can you do that for me the best you can do yeah we'll give it a shot this is gonna sound horrible it's a very sensitive song everybody turn off this podcast now because your ears will bleed. No, no, no. Your ears will bleed. No, you stay on this podcast right now. Okay, okay. Just imagine you're in your van right now and you're driving and this song comes on.

Oh, God, here we go. All right. I want you to sing along to it. Here we go. Hey there, Delilah. What's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away But girl, tonight you look so pretty Yes, you do

The screen shined as bright as new So it's true Hey there there Delilah Don't you worry about the distance I'm right here To longer years Another listen Close your eyes

The voice is in my disguise By your side Try to remember the words Oh it's what you do to me. It's what you do to me. Shout out to VD. It's what you do to me. Alright, alright. That's enough torture.

Dude, you killed it. Thank you, Tyler. Everybody give it up for Tyler. I'm going to go towards a little bit. I apologize for it yeah no no you it all honestly i legit think that's probably the first time i've heard that song in probably like five years great okay well i think i'm gonna wrap this up right now it was so much fun hanging out with you guys once again and thank you to everybody listens to this podcast we're working on doing some more live podcasts so you can hang out with us and turn up.

Make sure you listen to The Bortcast with Bortz. Hell yeah. Like his Instagram feed. It's very eclectic and very interesting to listen to. So go to TheBortcast.com. That's TheBortcast.com. Please do. Shout out to the Nerd Now podcast who had their very first event at 2-Bit Circus in

downtown Los Angeles. That looked super fun. Thanks for the t-shirt. I didn't get a t-shirt. I didn't get a t-shirt either. Oh, okay. Do you get anything? Yeah.

Of course not. Yeah, that's with Ravy, Cameron, Randy, who apparently is on the podcast but doesn't get a t-shirt and courtney go to nerd now podcast.com that's nerd now podcast.com what's up to man kim man kim on tour right now killing it i was in nashville and i saw their name up on the sign saying coming soon so i was super excited to see that i had to take a photo check out their new music money it's out just go to mattandkim.com that's mattandkim.com listen to their podcast what's up to the joe coy podcast that's j-o-k-o-y.com that's j-o-k-o-y.com for all my friends in the san francisco bay area

he did add a show to the chase Center. The first show sold out. Getting the word out about the second show that's been added. Of course, he is also traveling across the country doing a bunch of shows. So, again, just go to J-O-K-O-Y.com, JoeCoy.com. What's up to the Sex with Emily podcast, SexWithEmily.com. Oh, yeah. I'm going to hang out with Emily, I think, in the next week or two, and we're going to record another podcast. Nice. So, go to SexWith with Emily I think in the next week or two and we're going to record another podcast.

Go to sexwithemily.com and look out for that. What's up to the Ryan Hoppe podcast? Now Ryan Hoppe we put it out there. Still waiting on the keyword cat. We put the keyword cat out there for him to text Randy when he heard this to continue

his shout out. So I'm going to put it out there one more time. C A T. Yep. The continuous shout out. So I'm going to put it out there one more time. C-A-T. Yeah. In case there's any confusion. Hoppy, if you're listening to this. In case he can't spell. Which he claims to listen to a ton of podcasts when he works out.

Apparently not this one. Apparently not. And I'm thinking to myself, who else has shouted out the Ryan Hoppy podcast? Especially at this level. I'm not. So, I mean, there you go. All right. I mean, Menace is... Come on, man. I'm still trying to get old Mouthbreedle over here

on this podcast as a guest. Oh, that'd be dope. Dude, that's what I'm saying. Tyler the Board Op, is Ryan Hoppy not returning Tyler the Board Op's calls? I haven't brought it up yet, but I'm considering doing it. Are you Tyler the Board Op's manager now? Maybe. I just want to see this happen and then he can bring up – how do you feel about cats?

Yeah. Huh? What, bro? Anyways, well, check out the Ryan Hoppe podcast for now. Cameron from The Woody Show and his girl have a podcast. It's called Mostly True Opinions. Make sure you check that one out. And, of course, always check out The Woody Show podcast Monday through Friday, available on the iHeartRadio app.

Just search The Woody Show podcast, Monday through Friday, available on the iHeartRadio app. Just search The Woody Show. That is the mothership that puts everything together here. If it wasn't for that, we wouldn't get such amazing segments like Randy getting hit over the head with tortillas. I know. Tyler's love advice on the heart, whatever the hell crap it was. Yeah. Heart reaction. Yeah.

Come on. All right. Well, before we get out here, Nick Soundwave, would you like to say anything? I don't got anything to say, but my belly is saying stuff from that horse ride. I'm sitting here. I'm like, I'm not sure what end it wants to come out. I'm feeling better. Shout out to Morehouse Foods.

Randy, I can't wait to go this weekend to go see the Anaheim Ducks play and be one of their guests for D-Los Muertos. Shout out to anyone else who wants to be my manager besides Randy. I do not want him. Please, anybody else? Add Tyler Bortoff on Instagram. I like finding someone. Wow.

Wow. Yeah, good luck. Okay, Bort, anything? Just catch up on all the latest episodes of the Bortcast and we say farewell to Menace's birthday month.

It's been fun. It's been a blast. Thanks for bringing us along on all the journeys and all the tours and stuff. It's been fun. It's been a blast. Thanks for bringing us along on all the journeys and all the tours and stuff. It's been wild. You know, even though Randy's making a mockery of it right now.

Wow, think of all the great things he's done that we've gotten to go along with and you're just mocking it. Good job. Yeah, me singing is called mocking it. Well, it's not praising it. Alright, let's wrap it up here I've changed his grade to a D now because of that it's done

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