What's New Podcast - Huge Announcement, Broken Leg, Food News & More!
Episode Date: December 5, 2023On this epsiode we talk about a Huge Announcement, Broken Leg, Food News & More!...
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What's new? What's new with Menace? We are joined by our friends, Eric and Randy. They are coming to us live from Downey, California.
Also, we have our friend just over yonder in Whittier, California.
That would be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T.
And Heavy T, we have a lot to talk about.
But before that, I have to get to business tomorrow.
That would be Tuesday, December 5th from 3 to 5 p.m.
I've been talking about it.
Come on through. I have a bunch
of giveaways for theme parks,
concerts, and we show merch.
It's going to be at Raising Cane's
in Palmdale. The grand
opening, again, come hang out with me from
3 to 5 p.m. at Raising
Cane's in Palmdale. Real
quick though, forget the outcomes of any
games this weekend with the NFL. I
think the craziest moment
had to be that ref that got his leg broken do you agree or disagree dude that was brutal some wild
stuff dude so so i'm watching so at my job we have to watch all the games on mute because we're in a
studio with the horse racing team and you know they got to be able to communicate with the TV crew and everything. Yeah. Yeah.
It's weird.
Anyways, so we have a group of six of us huddled around my laptop because I have Red Zone on my laptop and we're watching the game.
And you see Alvin Kamara run into the sideline judge.
And it happens.
It happens all the time.
And right away I noticed, like, this dude jacked up his leg.
I was like, I think Kamara just broke that dude's leg.
And everybody around me is like, what are you talking about?
And they zoomed out, and this dude is holding his leg.
This thing is making a hockey stick curve.
Dude, it was so bad.
Everybody had the most shocked face on their face.
They're like, oh my God.
That just happened.
Insane, dude.
It was brutal.
And then did you hear the audio version of it?
Of the guy screaming? I did not, because like I said, we have to keep it on mute,
so I refused to listen to the audio version.
Oh, dude.
I'm assuming there's, like, workman's comp in there somewhere.
Yeah, I would think so.
Yeah, so it says he suffered a dislocated knee and a fractured fibula.
Oh, gosh.
So he's getting surgery next week.
The good thing is his blood vessels have remained intact.
A similar injury happened to a tight end for the Chicago Bears a couple years ago.
And that guy almost lost his leg.
So the stuff that happened to this poor dude is insane.
And he was kind of older, too.
Yeah.
Yeah, dude looked at least 50-plus.
And the wild thing is we're like,
because we were asking ourselves the same question yesterday.
Like, is this guy getting like workman's comp?
Or does he even have like the health?
Like, is the NFL giving him like health care or whatever?
And we looked it up.
We found out that these sideline chain dudes,
they only make like 100 bucks a game. Yeah, they do it because they love it.
You're not making big money.
It's just wild, though. I'm just like, wow. bucks a game yeah they do it because they love it like for minimum you're not making yeah it's
it's just wild though i'm just like wow well luckily they're around a lot of people that
could take care of them instantly so that's good kamara who's had a a colorful season to say the
least um i think for some pr reasons he might just he might front the bill because uh yeah yeah good
point yeah you know i
mean yeah because that dude it's a i'm looking at the image right now it's it's so brutal man
it's bad that's because it just randomly popped up in my feed i didn't even know what happened
and then with full audio going i was like oh my god that guy was in instant pain in other sports
news and i want to ask ask Eric your thoughts on this
because you are the number one Dodgers fan out of the group.
What do you think about this whole gondola thing that they want to build at Dodgers Stadium
where they're going to have a gondola, if you don't know what that is,
it's kind of like little teacups in the sky that take people from place to place.
Or, you know, you see them at ski resorts and stuff like that,
where it's going to take people over the freeway and into the stadium and they want to get it built before the olympics
and they say if it gets built it will have 3 000 less cars at the stadium are you into this gondola
thing do you think it's a good idea or bad idea i feel like the gondola thing has been a has been
something that's like just floated in the ether for so long.
It's like Lightspeed Rail Train from LA to Vegas.
Every couple years, you get a mock-up.
Oh, this is what it'll look like.
This is what it'll look like.
I love Dodger Stadium.
I love the Dodgers to death.
I'll die on the hill.
Best stadium in the league.
It sucks because of where it's at, but we don't need it.
There's plenty of other metro
options that if you if you don't want to drive in don't drive and i i get it again i'll say that
again getting to dodger stadium is an effing nightmare it's horrible it sucks so much but
the gondola thing is probably going to create so much more of a headache you know the the
construction up on caesar chavez boulevard wherever way they go. Like, if you want the gondola, just take the Metro, man.
A couple things.
The people that are against it, they say that they just need more buses
and everything will be fine.
They say it's a waste of money.
They said it's going to be up to $500 million to get done.
Now, here's the thing, though.
The people that are trying to get it done, they keep on saying,
the Olympics, the Olympics, the Olympics.
So if it's ever going to get done, ever, it saying the olympics the olympics the olympics so if it's ever gonna get done ever it's gonna be because of the olympics and then once the olympics are over
the thing never gets used again now that's not gonna happen here in la it's gonna get used again
yeah but it's gonna be gross dude like nobody's gonna want to use yeah they just want it be there
for the visuals so they can put it in photographs for the olympics and stuff like we can't have nice
things in the in this town remember we built the nice, big, fancy bridge,
and now it's like half of it's burned,
and it's covered in graffiti,
and people are ripping out the lights and stripping the copper wiring.
We can't have nice stuff in the lights.
We get it.
You're bougie.
You want nice things, we get it.
Okay.
We have emails from the people.
And if you don't know our email address,
it's writethepod at gmail.com.
That's writethepod at gmail.com if you want to shoot us a note.
And I have some emails right here.
And the first email is from Mike from Lancaster.
So what's up, guys?
I have a theory why Tyler won't comment on Julianne's Instagram about Julianne's friends.
Oh, my God. We're still doing this? It was the last episode. That sounds like a deflection. I wantne's Instagram about Julianne's friends.
It was the last episode. That sounds like a deflection.
I want to hear more about this.
So here's the theory.
It says that Tyler won't comment
on Julianne's Instagram
about her friends because
he is secretly
in love with Julianne
and doesn't want to get her mad.
Oh, for the love of God.
Let's sign off on this one.
Yep, I concur.
P.S. Love the podcast. Tyler, are you
secretly in love with Julianne?
No. Wow. This has been a
rumor since like 2019.
It has?
It has?
What?
Tyler, these are your sources.
Tyler. Okay, what happened? Who said this? How? No, Tyler, these are your sources. Tyler. Okay.
What happened?
Yeah.
Who said this?
How?
No, no.
Because I think a listener or a couple of listeners back when I worked for the show
had mentioned like, oh, Tyler's like in love with Julie.
And I'm like, no, trust me.
No.
What's new pod listeners are picking up on it as well.
Yeah.
I mean, hey, shout out to them for listening.
But no.
Tyler, bro. Tyler, bro. Sometimes you say like incriminating things when I don't think you mean to.
For the reasons that Randy just said, this is why I can't commit a serious crime ever,
because I'll just back myself up in the corner.
So you just confirmed you're in love with Julianne.
No, that's not the point.
He just did it.
He's going to write a book about it.
He'll be like, okay, if I was in love with her.
I would treat her.
This is how I would have done it
if I loved her.
Yeah.
It's okay.
It's fine to love Julianne.
It's fine.
It's not a bad thing.
You're stuck in a room
in a radio studio with each other
for, you know,
five, six, seven, eight hours a day.
It makes sense, dude.
It's okay.
The tension builds, dude.
The tension builds.
I know.
Shut up, Randy.
Shut up.
All right. Well, if you want to write us an email, shoot us a note, have a comment, please.
The email address is writethepod at gmail.com.
writethepod at gmail.com.
Now, Eric, you have something to share.
I do have something to share.
Me and my wife, Leanne, Dr. Sunshine, will be having a baby boy.
Oh, no.
No.
What?
May 22nd is her due date.
What?
Hell yeah.
Are you serious?
Wait, what?
May 22nd.
I wish I had the ultrasounds to show you guys because we're doing a video of this.
But yeah, May 22nd, we're having a baby boy austin james roberts yes whoa and with the name already let's go yeah dude what we um yeah
we are i can't wait to go shopping we're about like 15 16 weeks pregnant or as far along as
whatever you want to say.
My wife, she was very adamant about not announcing before the first trimester was done.
Obviously, you can get complications and stuff with that.
Austin James Roberts, my first baby boy, my son, will be born May 22nd.
That's his due date at least.
What is that? Four and a half months from right now so yeah yeah man um it's it's crazy they tell you
like you know it's like oh it's the biggest secret of your life the biggest moment of your life yeah
and it's like hey but don't tell anybody yeah you know so me and leanna have been going through life
this huge secret weighing on our shoulders and we have like the ultrasounds up on our fridge so
we've had a d baby phi our house whenever like people would come over like we've had people
come over for um halloween yeah i've come over for thanksgiving that's cool well congratulations
man that's awesome thank you guys appreciate it. Dude, I thought this conversation was going to be about your dog or something.
Are you serious?
Yeah.
Dude, because he's like, oh, I have a story.
It works better with everybody there.
And I'm just thinking, oh, this has to be about the dog or whatever.
Because he's been posting the dog on Instagram.
I'm like, oh, she must have did something really funny.
Well, here's the other thing, too.
Did he just give us a giant hint by getting a dog and be like,
oh, yeah, I'm turning into a dog dad or whatever?
There's the hint right there.
We were just blind.
Dog dad, there was a tone about it.
Last week when I talked about having the dog,
Menace was like, oh, dude, I thought this was going to be like,
Roberts is having a baby, Roberts is having a baby.
And in the back of my head, I'm like, bro no clue like every is like oh you got a dog it's
a perfect practice round for the baby you know all this stuff it's like you're gonna you you
gotta care for this person you're this little puppy you gotta like feed it you gotta make sure
it's gonna live and in the back of my head i'm like you have no effing clue i'm gonna have a baby
wow insane nuts that's well again i can't wait to go shopping i'm gonna pick up some that's awesome And in the back of my head, I'm like, you have no effing clue I'm going to have a baby. Wow.
Insane.
Nuts.
That's crazy.
Well, again, I can't wait to go shopping.
I'm going to pick up some shoes. That's awesome.
My sister's having a baby, so I've been buying shoes like crazy anytime I'm at the mall.
Oh, yeah.
Baby season, bro.
Those ones look cool.
Ooh, I have one important question before I move on, Mads.
All right.
All right.
The question is, is Eric going to trust Randy and or Tyler with his baby?
Oh, sorry. My bad. I'm crazy. Okay. All right, the question is, is Eric going to trust Randy and or Tyler with his baby?
Oh, hell no. My bad.
I'm not.
Okay, for the record, I come from, my mom has been a nanny for nearly 40 years, so I
know how to-
Yeah, your mom.
Your mom, yeah.
I just, it's almost like my mom taught me a few things, but it's like, I just don't
feel comfortable because it's just, it's a baby.
It's a fragile thing.
Dude, I don't even know if I'm confident with holding my own baby.
Don't be a baby.
Like, are you kidding me?
Yeah.
What's funny, though, is a lot of parents who have, like, their first kid,
they're super, like, weary on them, and they're really nervous about them.
But then they have, like, their second or their third one,
and they talk about how, like, oh, these things are basically indestructible.
So everything you're feeling, I'm sure your mom's going to connect with you.
Indestructible.
I feel like I get it.
What about Uncle Tyler, Eric?
Uncle Tyler?
I don't know.
Randy had a test run with my puppy, Daisy, last week.
She survived.
I came home and she was playing with him.
I don't know if I could just jump straight to puppy to baby.
Understandable.
Are you going to prioritize the Bills onesie or the Kings onesie or the Dodgers onesie?
How are you prioritizing these things real
quick before he answers that you're announcing this at the perfect time you're about to get so
much baby for christmas dude like people i know this is a great time to announce this thing really
yeah no because so like originally we were like okay how do we get everybody together you know
it's like it's a big announcement we'd like to have everybody around and everybody together at the same time because you know this is coming
up obviously and then luckily i mean at this point it's luckily it's been a little bit of a headache
for my life is my wife and my mom have the same birthday december 3rd it's both of their birthdays
we use that as kind of like hey let's all get together for leanne's birthday yeah perfect
let's let's push it to christmas her she has a sister that lives in, hey, let's all get together for Leanne's birthday. Yeah, perfect. Let's push it to Christmas.
She has a sister that lives in Texas.
Let's pull everybody in.
They'll be in town.
It'll be good.
And then we're like, nah, dude, we can't wait another four, five weeks.
No way.
It'll be too obvious.
Yeah, but we were already at the point where all the family, my sister was being a hawk.
She was eyeballing my wife.
She's like, my sister's birthday was ink you know she was like she was eyeballing my wife she's like my sister's
birthday was in november november 15th and she's talking about how she's not drinking at my at her
like 30th birthday getaway in palm spring yeah so we had eyes on us and we're like yo we gotta
just get this done and yeah so then we made the announcement it was um it was something, man. That's cool, dude. I got a little teary-eyed. I got little cry eyes. Oh, cry eyes.
Yeah, little fish.
Little fish.
It's something, dude.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's nuts.
I'm going to have a kid,
a baby boy.
Wow.
It's nuts.
Eric's got the ultimate
out for everything
to the end of time now.
We would talk about this before
about work and stuff.
Like, oh, got to go.
Kids at home.
You know? Yeah, at this point, it's like, oh, oh, got to go. Kids at home. You know?
Yeah.
At this point, it's like, oh, sorry.
Got a baby.
You want me to come out after seven?
Nope.
Not going to happen.
Nah, bro.
Got a kid at home.
Sorry.
Can't do that.
I'm not old.
I just have a kid.
All right.
Yeah.
It's wild.
You guys want some food news?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Yes.
This is some personal food news.
Dude, I went to Texas Roadhouse last night, and it's fire.
I haven't been in probably 10 years.
There's a new one that's out in the Coachella Valley.
It's probably like a month old.
I went to it, and that steak and them shrimps and that bread with the cinnamon butter.
Oh, man, so good.
So I just want to shout out.
That cinnamon butter is so good.
Shout out Texas Roadhouse, man. So good. So I just want to shout out. That cinnamon butter is so good. Shout out Texas Roadhouse, man.
That was pretty good.
All right.
Here's another.
I was just throwing that out there.
I was like, I think I heard you drooling about it and speaking at the same time.
I want to go back.
You're okay, right?
Yeah, I am.
I don't know if you guys remember when we were talking about that news story that McDonald's
was going to spin off this character that they had from the 70s into another restaurant chain called cosmix where it's an alien
themed restaurant oh yeah well there has been some photos been released they have built one
it is in bowling brook illinois i could be saying that wrong boiling brook i don't know it's in uh
illinois anyways it looks like a regular mcdonald's but it says cosmix on the side of it
and it's all in mcdonald's colors and the only update that they have is that the menu will be
entirely different from mcdonald's it's gonna items. Nice! I'm excited about this. So, I think you would be.
It's alien themed. Yes!
Are you guys all in or all out on
checking out Cosmix? I'm all in.
That sounds like a lot of fun. I am all out on
the fact that people keep opening these places
in the middle of nowhere. I know!
Somewhere in LA or something.
Oh my god.
This is Bowling Brook, Illinois.
Bowling Brook. Okay. What the hell is Bowling Brook, Illinois. Bowling Brook.
Okay.
Yeah, what the hell did Bowling Brook or whatever the hell it's called,
what the hell did they do to get this place?
Why are they so special?
They should drive me to Montana for some reason.
What the hell?
Probably that is their fine dining is a McDonald's,
and let's give you a new version.
But, dude, I'm stoked that they're giving a whole new menu.
I'm down with that. The fact that everything else around the world gets great McDonald's stuff that you've taught us about, Menace, and we don't get it here, it's a bummer.
Finally, we get something here in America.
All right, Subway.
We've dogged on Subway a lot.
I haven't been into Subway, honestly, keeping it real, probably 11 years.
Same.
Now, I'm going to give them props on this one.
They have announced, and i think this is a
home run for them footlong cookies all in or all out hold on footlong cookies oh game changer now
we're talking subway now you're going into the right direction tyler footlong cookies
first off i love how I am just the first
one that this is cost.
Second,
I'm down. I'll try it.
I'm curious to like,
I'm not going to lie, it's actually a pretty good idea.
It's a pretty good idea.
But I thought it was funny
because the first
tweet I saw about this
said that this is something you're going to have to buy in secrecy,
which I completely agree with
because if you buy this on your work lunch break,
you come back with a footlong cookie,
you're going to look like the fattest person in the office.
It's so funny.
That's not making it to my place of business.
That's not making out the car.
That's a scarf down.
Yeah, Menace has his little driver snacks.
Yeah, road snacks.
Yeah, road snacks.
That's not making it out of the car, dude.
Ooh, hold on.
Let's think about this.
Can you use this as a premium upgrade for the sandwiches?
So instead of two slices of bread, you get two foot-long pieces of cookie?
Oh, man.
I'm down.
That's a sandwich you eat in an alley where no one can see you tyler no footage you need no footage of you even touching anything
remotely close to that yeah well props to subway like that's a good idea and i'm all in how yeah
it's gotten a lot of people interested about subway i know to the point where i don't think
i've seen subway have this
type of interaction in literal years so i mean good for them i guess props isn't it kind of
funny how like when we were like kids like 20 15 years ago the whole subway thing was a chain to
go lose weight and now they're unrolling uh now they're like cookies forget it yeah we need to
make money my boy yeah speak for yourself. They had chips and cookies.
I knew I was a loser, Wade.
Yeah.
Okay, tech news.
Cybertruck, finally here.
Cool or not cool?
God, no, dude.
That thing's hideous, man.
I saw one on the road.
It looks pretty cool.
I mean, it's a halo truck.
Yeah, it's futuristic.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, when you call it a warthog, like, all right, that's pretty cool.
I see the warthog in it, but like cyber, I just, I don't know.
It's a futuristic looking truck.
It's something out of a sci-fi movie.
It looks cool.
I like it.
It's fun.
Eric?
I mean, I don't really care.
It's like, it's out of my price range.
I'll never have one, you know, kind of thing. So it's like, they look, I mean, I just randomly stumbled upon the old video where somebody
threw a rock at it or a baseball at it and the window broke.
And then they were like, oh, well, now we fixed it.
I'm like, yeah, well, that probably should have been on your top list of things to do.
Now look at Eric already.
Got a baby on the way, guys.
I can't even think about buying that truck.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm eating ramen and Ritz crackers at this point in my life yeah
no truck for me got old ball and chain and baby yeah you know what i'm saying another tech news
tiktok dude this is crazy because i was just talking to some people about this you know tiktok
has tiktok shop where they're people are posting videos and then you can just buy it right there
which i think is genius.
I think every social media should have that because if somebody's talking about a product,
you're like, ah, I got to go track it down on a website or whatever.
Dude, there's a button right there.
You can just buy it.
Well, they're already testing this out outside of America.
It hasn't hit America yet.
But Ticketmaster and TikTok have gotten together. So like our friends like Fluffy or Joe Coy,
when they announce something in a video,
they can finally tell people,
go right here and touch the button and buy tickets.
I think it's genius.
I think it's super easy.
And I think it's great for everybody.
As long as we don't have a bunch of fees.
Hopefully fingers crossed.
You just fixed it.
Do you know what is crazy is um tiktok for the tiktok shop thing what they're doing for a lot of people that are selling items on there yeah they're discounting people's items but paying
the difference so they're hooking up companies like hey don't go buy it over here let's say
amazon buy it off a tiktok for, and the sellers are not losing money.
TikTok is covering the difference.
Just so it will get more people on TikTok buying things.
That's pretty awesome.
That's a genius move as well.
How much money you got to have to be able to swing a move like that?
They're rolling in it.
Dumb money.
But that is a smart move.
Very smart.
One last piece of tech news.
Check this out.
Kiss, the band.
I don't know how you feel about them, but wrapping up their final tour.
And they have announced at the end of the tour that they will live on and perform virtually in Avatar form.
So we're talking about holograms and projections and all that kind of stuff.
You know Kiss never shies away from a dollar.
Nope.
Now they can sit at home.
No, no, no, it's Kiss, not just Gene.
Don't blame Gene.
They can just sit at home
and have their avatars perform
until the end of time.
Yeah.
That is pretty funny, though.
That is kind of funny.
This will probably be better
than actually having the old guys
wheeled out and doing their...
Honestly, I did see some visuals, and it looked way cooler.
Yeah.
This always has been a dream of the KISS members.
By KISS members, I mean Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons, the two guys that make the most money.
They always said that KISS was going to live on forever in some way, shape, or form,
whether it's different people playing them or a theater show or whatever.
This is literally the epitome of you will get our movements,
you will get our voices, you will get everything that is us,
and we will bank all this money, but you get Kiss forever.
That's been their plan since day one.
Hey, if people are showing up to go to these shows,
then more power to them, dude.
But think of who else is going to do this next.
Like, what's the next band that's going to do this? I know a lot would be into it,
but who would be the next to...
Probably some old band like Mick Jagger
and the Stones or something like that.
I don't know. Probably Adele.
Adele would probably do something like this.
Some people that are in a kiss mode
that does a band that does everything.
Motley's going to do it.
I've seen Motley Crue to do it. Oh, yeah.
I've seen Motley Crue performing recently that people are bitching about.
And it's like.
Yeah.
Recently.
Recent.
You get an avatar or you get an AI.
It'll be a way better performance.
Oh, yeah.
A thousand percent better than Big Bird,
Vince Neil that's going on right now
and everything else.
Like they hit their prime decades ago. So if anyone else would want to follow the Kiss motif, that's going on right now and everything else. They hit their prime decades ago.
And if anyone else would want to follow the Kiss motif, it's going to be them.
I think that's a good call.
All right, moving on.
Christmas.
We've talked about our Christmas wish list,
but is Christmas in full effect at your houses?
Does everybody have a Christmas tree up?
I just finally put one up yesterday.
No, I do not have mine up yet
i've started the tradition of thanksgiving weekend same thing locked and loaded uh spicy nacho
she wants to do the front yard what yeah we've never done that before she wants to go all out
that's cool i go i'm down pretty fun yeah i go I'm down if you're down. But some people in the neighborhood are already killing it, dude.
Like full on, like lights everywhere, like the inflatables like crazy.
There's some dude in our neighborhood, I swear,
probably has 40 plus inflatables in his front yard.
And so, you know what I mean?
When I want to do something, I want to do it big.
So I go, if you're going to let me go crazy, I'm down.
You don't have to beat everybody, though. Oh, yeah, I do. Oh, yeah. So I go, if you're going to let me go crazy, I'm down. You don't have to beat everybody, though.
As long as you like it.
Oh, yeah, I do.
Oh, here we go.
Here we go.
Are you going to put it up yourself, or are you going to hire a company to do everything?
No, I'll do it myself.
Nice.
The people who do the crazy stuff, and you're like, wow, this is so amazing, but they hired
a company, it's like stolen valor.
Like, come on.
Stolen valor.
Speak on it.
Speak on it.
All right, man. Well, I on. Stolen valor. Speak on it. Speak on it. All right, man.
Well, I got to wrap this up.
It's been an amazing podcast.
Eric, thank you so much for sharing the news with everybody.
That's going to be super exciting.
We did video record, so we'll put it up on our Instagram.
Follow us at What's New Pod on Instagram.
That's at What's New Pod on Instagram.
And see the reveal video.
If you like.
Also,
don't forget again,
send us an email,
write the pod at gmail.com.
That's right.
The pod at gmail.com.
Also,
don't forget tomorrow,
Tuesday,
December 5th.
I'm going to be in Palmdale,
California.
From three to 5.
PM with a bunch of giveaways for theme park tickets,
concert tickets,
Woody show merch, and more.
Again, 3 to 5 p.m. in Palmdale at Raising Cane's.
Shout out to our friends like Joe Coy, J-O-K-O-Y.com.
He's on tour.
He has multiple shows at the Forum in Los Angeles.
I think there's limited tickets available for one of the shows.
If you want to go check that out or just see where he's going to be at near you,
just go to JoeCoy.com. Also, shout out to our guy fluffy fluffy guy.com you can see him i know he's over
in australia houses pie right now and he is gonna be all over the place so find out where he's gonna
be near you by going to fluffy guy.com shout out to sex with emily go to sex with em guy.com. Shout out to sex with Emily. Go to sex with Emily.com. Also follow her on Instagram and on Tik TOK at sex with Emily.
Also,
it's getting cold,
man.
I was shivering last night,
but thank God I have a blanket blankets by Tracy.com.
That's blankets by Tracy.com.
T R a C E Y.com.
Blankets by Tracy.com.
Get them.
Also, Brett, what is happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique?
Well, it's also chilly.
As you know, Menace, not just for people, but also for your crystal balls.
You can't let your balls freeze.
You need to package them up with a nice, beautiful sack,
beautiful velour crystal ball sack,
which you can only get at shastajeansboutique.com.
Two O's because it's spooky.
And don't forget, it's free shipping on all jewelry items.
And you may just get a free gift in your order subject to orders and how much stock is left for free.
But you can find all that at ShastaJeansBoutique.com with two O's or go to the link in my link tree on Instagram at St. Bort.
Nice.
Shout out to our friends, Man Kim.
They are a band.
You can stream their music.
Wherever you find music, just search Matt and Kim.
Or go to mattandkim.com and see where they're going to be performing.
I know they just announced they're going to be at the Shaky Knees Music Festival.
That's happening in May of next year.
So if you want to check them out there, go ahead and do that.
Or see where they're going to be next.
Just go to mattandkim.com.
Also, pick up some Diego hot sauce.
Just go to diegohotsauce.com.
Or pick it up on Amazon.
Just search Diego hot sauce. If you buy some, sauce dot com or pick it up on Amazon. Just search Diego hot sauce.
If you buy some, tag me online.
I would love to repost you.
And don't forget, listen to the mothership.
The Woody Show, Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app.
Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Yeah, something broke on Twitter while we were in the middle of the podcast.
Yes.
The GTA 6 trailer has been leaked.
By title, he's going to jail.
Yes, by me, I am going to jail.
There is one catch at the end of the trailer.
Yes.
It says, coming 2025.
Oh, my God.
Bastards.
Ridiculous.
Yeah.
No, it's going to be a while.
And, like, me and Randy were talking about, like, if it comes out, like, not next year, but the year after.
And Eric pointed this out right before the podcast, too.
It's probably going to come out in the later half of whatever year they say it is.
Yeah.
So we're looking at at least another 18 months before
this game is out. Guys, but
Tyler's missing the best part
of the leaked trailer.
First look at GTA 6's map,
Vice City.
Nice.
Rip. It looks awesome.
Hell yeah. Alright, Randy,
anything to say before we leave?
I do. To continue Tyler's point, though, the only downside, though,
is because it's going to be so far into this console's generation,
I hope the consoles that we've bought this early from the current
generation, it's still good.
You mean Tyler's latest system that he bought like a week ago
will be outdated by next week?
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
Dude, my thing's going to sound like a 747
trying to take off.
But the thing
I want to talk about
though is over the weekend
I got to go see
Godzilla minus one
and I have to say
it is by far
one of the best movies
of the year
if not like top three
for me.
It was so good.
Nice.
It's ridiculously well made
and the story's fantastic.
And on the other side of that, we just announced the new Godzilla Kong movie, which is like
a night and day difference because it's not as serious, but it's pretty effing awesome.
Godzilla and Kong are teaming up to fight an even bigger monkey.
And that's going to be sick.
Nice.
Woo.
Yeah.
And spoilers for time.
All right, Brett, anything to say before we leave?
Yes. Everybody, step outside. Go enjoy, Brett, anything to say before we leave? Yes.
Everybody, step outside.
Go enjoy the nice, cool breezes.
Go look at some animals.
Go feed some squirrels.
Enjoy life because that's the little things that make us happy.
Or being a dog dad.
Or being a real dad.
Any of those.
Weird.
Go enjoy your life.
That's why I saved Eric for last.
Eric, anything to say before we leave?
I'm going to be a f***ing dad, dude.
What the hell?
What the hell?
I thought it was going to be Randy first, but not by choice.
And Tyler.
I have the health and well-being of a human entrusted to me for the rest of my life.
What the hell, dude?
That's crazy.
You got this.
Good luck.
It's not for the rest of your life.
It's just for the next 18 years.
Yeah.
My mom always said, she's like, Eric, when you have a kid, you're going to realize how
much of an annoying person I was to you.
It's like, you go out to drink, even after you move away, and she just knows you're out
having a good time.
Hey, let me know when you're home. And it's like's like mom leave me alone kind of thing she's like once you
have a kid you will understand and i'm already everything yeah i'm already stressing i'm like
my kid's not even going to college parties and i'm like hey man wrap it up call me call me if
you need a ride home yeah exactly dude like i'm already stressing over it dude just tell the kid
look call uncle tyler he's probably at the bar anyways. Uncle Tyler. Oh, good point.
It's probably two seats down to your left.
Yeah. You're going to have to move
all his stepkids out of the way
and the car, but he'll save
a seat for you. What is
this about? What is this?
Tyler's
going to become like Barney from The Simpsons.
Hi, I'm here to pick you up.
Your dad called me.
See, this is what those listeners get for saying that we were too mean to Tyler.
Look, we waited until the end.
Yeah.
Yeah, wait until the end.
If you listen to the entire thing like a good listener, a good fan, you got what you came for.
We're ragging on Tyler for being in love with one of our coworkers.
Just remember this podcast is not about me today.
It is all about Eric.
Congrats, dude.
I got to say, though, talk about, again, with the whole night and day difference thing.
Last year, Eric was just him and his wife.
Now this new year, it's going to be him, a child, a new dog that's going to be fully grown.
It's like, man.
One of the funniest things, I told my family, my brother was like,
so you knew you were pregnant and you got a puppy?
I'm like, bro, you have no idea.
We knew we were pregnant and you got a puppy? And I'm like, bro, you have no idea. Like, we knew we were pregnant and this puppy.
We're like, it just happened.
The stars aligned.
We're in this situation where it's like, oh, we got to get this puppy, you know?
There's never a better situation than what we have right now to get this dog.
And my brother's like, so what the hell?
And I'm like, bro, you have no idea the, like, stress.
I mean, I'm having a great time with her.
She's awesome.
I'm sitting here thinking like, yeah, dude, in five months, I'm going to have a newborn.
Yeah, multiple responsibilities. I'm going to have a great time with her. She's awesome. I'm sitting here thinking like, yeah, dude, in five months, I'm going to have a newborn on my couch. Yeah, multiple responsibilities.
I'm going to have a puppy on the floor.
A wife, a dog, a kid.
Yeah, man, trust me.
My mind is racing 24-7 already.
Dude, Eric's going to age before our eyes within the next year.
He's going to look like he's 40 years old.
I know, dude.
Welcome to the club.
Let me get this straight.
This dude is married, has an apartment, just got a puppy, is going to have a kid, works
for the number one sport in America.
This man is literally living the American dream.
Like, what is life?
I guess.
What is life?
Yeah.
I'm the dad.
What the hell?
Randy's next.
All right, guys.
We'll see you next week.
Settle down.
See you next week.
Tyler's next.
Tyler's buying Hot Wheels.
Yeah.
No.
Oh, yeah.
That's true. One guy's starting a family. The other one's's buying Hot Wheels. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
That's true.
One guy's starting a family.
The other one's starting his Hot Wheels collection.
I was going to say, I'm buying Hot Wheels for two people this holiday season.
One's for himself and one's for a kid.
Nice.
Yeah.
You can buy my son and Tyler at the same presence, basically.
Nice.
What's new?
What's new with medicine?