What's New Podcast - If I was President, Best Shopping in America, MFK, Tattoo issue and more!

Episode Date: November 7, 2020

If I was President, Best Shopping in America, MFK, Tattoo issue and more!

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Tyler, where you at? Why does my name always weirdly change? Like this time it's Big Time Prissy. Uh, it's because of the person that's actually naming you decides on new names.

Uh, it's either you or Randy. It's one of the two. Um, I would assume it's like God behind the pole. Well, you're wrong, cause it's Eric. Yeah, oh. Well Well see last time it was Why does this always happen That was that This cable always gets caught in between this little wedge Well don't close it

I see it Last time he was Pauly Prissy Pants This time And he's been big time Tyler before Now he's big time Percy. What the f***, dude? Here we go. Well, hold on, hold on.

Radio professional. Yeah! Yo! Oh, God. What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up, everybody, and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show

that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant. His assistant's real name is Eric. We call him Nick Soundwave sometimes. Also, we have Randy who is a radio DJ himself. And he works on the Woody Show. Plus, we have Randy, radio DJ himself, and he works on the Woody show. Hey, plus we have a very special guest. His name is Tyler. What is up, Tyler? How you doing?

What's up, everybody? I'm always the special guest around here. Yeah, absolutely. That's not his name. His name today is big time. Prissy Polly. Prissy pants. All right.

Quick question. Eric, where my cookie dough at? I was curious i was curious as to how long into this podcast hey man yeah yeah we're two seconds in just uh fyi if you haven't heard the past two podcasts eric was selling cookies on behalf of his niece and i bought some cookie dough so did randy and so so did Woody. Where the cookie dough at? So if I recall correctly, I said about halfway through November. And unless November is 10 days long, I don't think this is halfway through November.

It's like November 5th. Again, I don't think November is 10 days long. No, but it's shorter because of Thanksgiving. So the actual work time is shorter of November. You know what I'm saying? So we're basically in mid-November. I don't want to give you a for sure date because You know what I'm saying? So we're basically in mid-November. I don't want to give you a for sure date because, again, you know, I'm a middleman here.

I'm not the dealer. I'm the middleman. Okay. I'm the grunt. Don't forget, you got the cheesecake sampler. Yes, I did. I think that's the golden gem here in your order is the cheesecake variety sampler. I think that's what he really wants. You still build confidence in my order because you remembered my exact order.

So that's good. Another announcement. I can tell you a little bit more. November 7th, we have hooked up once again with DC Shoes. And DC Shoes has hooked up with ACDC. And I'm just going to say there's going to be some giveaways going on. So make sure you keep an eye on our social media for that. At What's New Pod on Instagram. We'll drop some details if you want in damn i was supposed to text you guys about this

and i'm sorry you might not be able to come up with stuff off the top of your head right away but maybe you can challenge here's the challenge let's see it i wanted to ask everybody since we have we have no idea who exactly is going to be the president yet. If you were the president, what three things would you change? Or what would you do? So I'll lead, because maybe I can give you some ideas, some inspiration. So obviously, you know,

I love to go on here and bitch about taxes all the time. So number one will be a tax overhaul. Oh, yeah. Just like overhaul taxes and spending. Yeah. Because when you do that, that would affect pretty pretty much everything that would yeah businesses people's families on you know the cost of living schooling everything that'd be

a major major factor number two lawsuits i would love for it to be like in other countries if you put a lawsuit on somebody that's false or you lose you have to pay for that person's legal defense because it's not fair. Yeah, because people have to, they lose money either way. It sucks. And they still have to countersue then to get back the money that they spent in the lawsuit. But even still, you're losing out because the lawyers are still defending you.

Yeah. And number three, space prison. So number three is space prison. If you're a multiple offender and you just keep on going back to jail like dude you're going to the the prison on the moon and we're never gonna see you ever again so space prison is my number three so anybody else want to step up with their i got three so off top of my head i'm i'm doing away with the party system okay i i you know i'm very much divide yeah it's it's it does way more

damage than good the whole red versus blue and half the time people don't even really know what they're fighting for they just know they're a democrat or republican yeah like oh they're a donkey or an elephant this is a blue law right let me just go to all these and that's pretty much what it all dissolves all this madness we're in it just dissolves down to bipartisan politics and stuff like that and i hate. I hate talking politics in general. And most of it is because you can't say one thing without getting attacked because you say one thing, you're,

you're a white racist or you're, you're a libtard left guy or whatever. Just, it's stupid to, it's pretty selfish of me, but I do away with all student loan debt. So it's not just free. Yeah.

Well, you know, whatever. I'm sure there'll be a way we could figure it out because I'm sure that would cause it. Can't we pay enough taxes to take care of people's education? And I'm sure that would cause the collapse of secondary education. So the ripple effect, that would be crazy.

But, you know, selfishly, I got some debt. My fiance is a doctor, so she's got some freaking debt that I would love to just wake up and not be on my conscious anymore. And third, another selfish one, Monday after the Super Bowl, national holiday. Yeah! Nobody needs to wake up. Oh, hey, Tyler.

Nobody needs to wake up and go to work the day after binge drinking all day watching football. It doesn't happen. That's America right there. Anybody else want to step up? Stuff for free in sports, baby. Who's our next president? I got three.

I got three. Oh, you got three? All right. Let's call it Chrissy. Gonna, funny, gonna act like Eric a little bit, and I'm also going to get rid of something. The Electoral College, gone. It's absolutely stupid. I don't understand how everything I've ever voted for in my entire life is as simple as,

like, oh, well well this guy won on a vote of two to one but the Electoral College think the most important thing we vote for is that's how it's determined it's stupid so you want to go to the popular vote whoever gets the most go to the popular vote yeah just go to the popular vote it's easier everybody can figure it out that way it's just easy to follow American Idol style number two let's do something to get all public school teachers at like some form of livable wage. A lot of these public school teachers are earning maybe $40K a year.

Some are earning less for the amount of stuff that they have to do, and they have to buy a lot of their supplies for their own classrooms out of their own pocket. Yeah, that's weak again. We pay so much taxes. That seems really judged up. That should be taken care of. Yeah, and we spend so much money on defense military stuff and i get that space but i'm sure we could take just a tiny bit out and give it to

like the teachers out here well you know what screw you you're not taking my guns but we can find money from other places we'll figure something out we'll figure something and number three number three i would launch a investigation into exactly how california funds are being worked because the fact that no one out here can basically afford to live on their own and the fact that the state is the most expensive with absolutely everything i don't know man well something is going on with the finances yeah my tax rehaul like let's take a microscope and actually look at the spending. No, but I'm talking about let's look into an investigation because it's to the point where things are a little too fishy.

No, but what he's saying, let's have an investigation. Oh, so really look at it? Yeah. Let's put some people in jail for what's going on. So every other state that's like, hey, what about us? Tyler's like, oh, no, I'm just going to focus on California. Sorry, guys. You go after yourselves.

That's why I grew up. They get special treatment. Tyler's first move as president. California is the country now. Tyler's like, hey, Flint, there's bald water. Stop complaining. I'm going to focus on California. As a president, I have to think of other people, not just me.

All these laws are for me. What the hell? So, Randy, you want to step up next as our next president. What are you proposing? First thing I'm going to do, just for the sake of transparency, Area 51, it's open. Everyone wants to find out what's going on. Stop pandering to bread. I'm not pandering to bread.

Hold on. Hold on, you bitches. I agree, though. It ties into number two, which is I want more stuff on the moon. They said they discovered what was like proof of water being on the moon. I mean, at this point, we're trying to go up to space. We have a goddamn military branch dedicated to space exploration and stuff. Like, I mean, come on.

That's space defense and attacking, not exploration, okay? Completely different. Whatever. And then number three, I think just, and the whole BS of not legalizing marijuana. Like it's just, at this point, it's kind of, it's pretty much a bummer. You can be driving in one state where it's legal, cross state lines into another, and then you get like, it's like a felony. So I think that whole thing just needs to be legalized across the board.

Absolutely. Federally. Legalize it, please. Bort, as president, what are you proposing? All right. First of all, I'm going to say that as far as any racial injustice or religious injustice goes, that is now a class one felony. Your ass is going to jail no matter what. I'm tired of all this crap.

If you're a racist, you're the top of the list of the bad guys. You're down. Done. You can't ignore hate, man. You got to like, just kick it out. Kick it all out. All right, let's get on to something better you know what law number two every holiday is now officially a friday or a saturday no more in this middle of the week i like that i can get behind me got it saint patrick's day is it is it memorial day or veterans day on like a wednesday this year

nope that is that should be a Friday. Christmas, Friday. Halloween, Saturday. Thank you. Thanksgiving is always Thursday, right? That should be as long as we still have it off. That could stay on Thursday. As long as we have that off. A Friday off.

The Friday after Thanksgiving should be off. Super Bowl, weekend. WrestleMania, weekend. Everything. Don't care. Can we put Friday on a Friday, please? That counts. And then third, gambling is no longer illegal. Build the casinos wherever you want. Don't care. WrestleMania. That counts. And then third,

gambling is no longer illegal. Build the casinos wherever you want. Let's go. Thank you. Put a slot machine in the studio right now. If you want to gamble, that's on you.

Just like if you want to be a racist, you're out. And then holidays, weekends. If a kid throws a rock in a country somewhere, I want to be able

to bet on it from my phone. Yes, thank you. I want to be able to bet on how far he's throwing. Yeah, how far that rock is going. I want to be able to bet on it from my phone. Yes, thank you. I want to be able to bet on how far he's throwing it. Yeah, how far that rock is going. I want to be able to bet on the fact that Randy is going to take a conversation and make it too serious, okay? I want odds on everything, man. Every store, every building should have a slot machine. Okay.

I have another question for the sports people in the room. So I guess, Brett, take a seat. I'm out. Now, I made it hard, okay? because I know exactly what you guys would answer. So I'm leaving basketball out of this. Okay. You got to get rid of one. Okay.

Football, baseball, or hockey. Got to get rid of one. God damn it. Who's going first? That's pretty tough. I'll go first. I'll probably have to get rid of baseball. It sucks.

This is like picking your- Wow. If you were like all dodged out. See, I'm surprised. That's why I'll go first. I'll probably have to get rid of baseball. It sucks. This is like picking Wow! If you were like all dodged out I'm surprised. That's why I made it hard because that's all like 1A, 1A, 1A for me. I love football.

You know, I mean I guess technically no, I can't get rid of football because I'm like that takes up the least amount of time. If I get rid of hockey or baseball

there's nothing during the week. And football is a Sunday thing you know. Yeah, I'd probably get rid of baseball too. Yeah, I can't get rid of hockey too. Yeah, I can't get rid of hockey, man. Hockey's my thing. I've played it

since I was five. Football is just, that's tough, man. It's like picking your child. Alright, Tyler, a man who has a Little League tattoo on his arm who's never played Little League, but I'm going to ask you this question. I say that because I would

assume that you really like baseball. Would you get rid of football, baseball, or hockey? If I'm going to ask you this question. I say that because I would assume that you really like baseball. Would you get rid of football, baseball, or hockey? If I'm taking it at their current forms right now, I'm getting rid of baseball. I'm sorry. Wow. Well, no, it sucks, but here's my thing. At their current forms? Well, no, in their current forms, as in the way the league is now, the commissioner, who it is now, the way the rules are now.

I would get rid of baseball because I absolutely cannot stand the commissioner of baseball, Rob Manfred. That man is single-handedly ruined. It's not like these other leagues are great, star-studded. You would be correct in that. It's not like these other leagues. Roger Goodell just fined Juju Smith-Schuster $5,000 for not having his socks all the way up. Okay, okay, okay. But that's a small fine if you want to be nitpicking in that. It's not like these other leagues. Roger Goodell just fined Juju Smith-Schuster $5,000 for not having his socks all the way

up. Okay, okay, okay, but that's a small fine if you want to be nitpicky. You're being nitpicky. Okay, Rob Manfred. Listen, listen, listen. Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler, Tyler. Just choose the sport. We have no idea who you're even talking about.

I said baseball. Look, we talked about it earlier on Tailgater in our latest episode that Rob Manfred wants to make a neutral site for the World Series. Are you kidding? No. That's not happening. You're going to get rid of the entire sport because one old man is doing some stupid crap. I don't know why it affects you, but the Angels are never going to get to the World Series.

We will. We've been there once. We won. We will have our time with the Suns again. Don't you see that? Wait, so you're going so hard for them, but yet you said you would get rid of baseball. Like I said, I'm surprised. This is a cut my nose to spite my face argument.

He's so mad at Rob Manfred because of some stupid rules. I would think that he would pick hockey. I thought he was going to pick hockey. You know what? If you would have asked me maybe about 10 years ago, I would have picked hockey, but I've gotten really, really, really into hockey. It is super entertaining. It's very fast-paced. You can make an argument. It's more violent than

football. It's an incredible sport. Who's the captain for the LA Kings? It's either Dustin Brown or Anze Kopitar. It's one of the two. I have some food news. Are you guys ready? Yes! Oreos are coming out with the red cream for the holidays. Are you excited, not excited?

We had the gay pride Oreos, and they were just different colors. They taste basically like Oreos. The food coloring makes it taste very, was it saturated? Or like a weird taste in your mouth when you're done. You tried the gay pride ones? They tasted normal to me. No, the red ones didn't taste right. They tasted very food color-y-y, the red ones didn't taste right. They tasted very food-calorie-y

and my tongue felt didn't taste right. I think food-calorie what I said is kind of weird. Food-calorie doesn't really have flavoring. It leaves a weird feeling in your mouth, like a coating almost. Yeah, my tongue went tingly after that, so I'm not really down with those.

Alright, here's some other food news. Panera Bread is testing wine and beer options in the evening so you can turn up at Panera. Are you all in or all out? I don't know about that. Grilled cheese and wine? I would use Panera as a pregame spot and then go on from there. Why? I feel a little bit fancy.

Have like a mac and cheese Mac and cheese bread bowl With a glass of wine Bro you're poor fancy Hey baby get a french onion soup Get whatever you want Get a wine while you're at it Hey baby I'm going to treat you right tonight Two for one paninis

Oh my god I don't mind the beer I don't mind the beer thing I'm typically surprised whenever I go to a sit down spot Panera. Oh my god. You guys are all haters. Let me live. I don't mind the beer thing. I'm typically surprised whenever I go to a sit-down spot and they don't offer beer to some extent. Eric, you're a big beer guy. Are you all in? Probably not because it's probably going to be like nine bucks for one of those little canned wines.

Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about. I mean, and that's the thing. I'm not really going to Panera to... I can't remember the last time I was at Panera. I went through a phase where I was going to Panera a lot with my fiancé. Same. I don the thing. I'm not really going to Panera. I can't remember the last time I was at Panera. I went through a phase where I was going to Panera a lot with my fiance. Same. I don't know. I'm not really sitting down at Panera too often thinking about a beer. All right, Bort.

Sure, why not? Oh, you're beering it up at the Panera. Like, it's not that I'm going to actually do it, but I like seeing the option there. It's like when you go to a burrito place and they have beer and you're like, I don't want a beer right now, but I'm down with it. That's cool. When I'm at Panera and I look up and I see them and if they like, I don't want to drink beer right now but I'm down with it. That's cool. When I'm at Panera and I look up

and I see them and if they're on tap or they're in the freezer next to me, I might probably grab one. Really? Because, dude, we ate wiener schnitzel together

for lunch like three weeks ago and I got a Wolfpup IPA at like 1 p.m. on a Tuesday just because I could. Right, it was there. It gives you the option. Why would you take the option away? It's there.

See, I'm thinking about I'm salivating right now, so I probably would end up buying beer at Panera. What if Dr. Sunshine drags you to Panera? You're like, man, I really don't want Panera. But you know what? I really want a beer. There it is.

Yeah, any time I've been to Panera, I've been dragged. I've never just been like, let's go to Panera. Let's not trash Panera. Panera's good for you. I'm not trashing it. I'm just saying that typically it's not my decision to go there. Yeah, my fiance used to study at Panera, so we would sit there and have

coffee. Who knows? Now I might get ripped. Let's go back. Get some paninis. The hangout, I would always see people on laptops doing work there. Because they have all-you-can-drink coffee when you order it. It's like Starbucks B. Yeah, it's a solid option. Better food. Starbucks. And better food, yeah.

Agreed. Alright, also announced you can get at Walmart the new Cheetos Holiday Popcorn Tin. One side is... Hell yeah. One side is filled with regular Cheeto desk popcorn. Hell yeah. And the other, Flamin' Hot Cheeto. Oh, hell yeah. I love

holiday season for these popcorn tins. Not even gonna lie. Not even lying. I house these popcorn tins. My even going to lie. Not even lying one bit. I house these popcorn tins. My mom went through a phase where she would just get stuff just for the tins. Yeah. I love them. I get them as gifts from people.

I think I took one from here from work that we got gifted. Oh, that's right. The puppies. Shout out to Leon. Leon brought us some last year. Oh, yeah. So, eight bucks for that. And I have another question.

I'll take two. I have another question. Have you guys even thought about holiday shopping. And I have another question. I'll take two. I have another question. Have you guys even thought about holiday shopping yet? I have. I have. Not good thoughts. All bad thoughts. Sorry, did something.

Expensive. Trying to figure out. Are you finding it to be hard or easy to find gifts this year? I mean, it's pretty much. I mean, I don't know. Because everything I'm going to buy, I'm probably going to buy online. But then it comes into play, like, everything I'm going to buy, I'm probably gonna buy online, but then it comes into play.

Like, is my stuff going to arrive on time with all these shipping delays and the whole COVID craziness stuff. And then also like, I don't really know what it is the people like family and loved ones want for this holiday season. Cause there's like, like what, what, what can you really ask for? Well, it's not what they want. It's the thought of what you think that they might like. And that way you just get it for them, you know?

Yeah. So like for me, I, you guys know, i go around the stores all the time looking for crap anyways yeah so since i've been out and about i've actually found something for shastacola i found a uh a trading card set for my dad the other day nice and i was like well it's here i might as well just buy it and start stocking it up now well i did i didn't buy a tv for my girlfriend so i mean that's sweet that's cool i mean the black friday deal was too good to pass up heck yeah dude no uh nacho and i were usually out of town on during christmas yeah so we're out you know in some city and then that's we just buy each other gifts i mean i was like buy whatever you want and then i'll buy whatever i want and

it's easy but now that we're not traveling this year i'm like oh man i gotta actually make effort and go buy something. Actually, I'm really glad you brought that you and Spicy Nacho shop together because this year my girlfriend and I agreed that the one thing we're going to get each other is a pair of Crocs. All right. Oh, yeah. Croc game.

Jesus. Yep. Get them charms. Make sure your charm game is strong. Blink it out. Disney princesses. I looked it up, like the best places to shop in america and there was a top 50 list of places to shop in america wow and coming in at number 50 is anchorage alaska

that would be number 50 on the list but i was surprised by the top five it's okay so number five on the list is dallas texas i wouldn't know I've never been outside the airport. I've been to the airport a bunch of times, but never checked it out. They said there's hundreds of shopping options, retailers everywhere, and little strip malls and stuff like that, so it's a great place. Number four is Las Vegas, Nevada.

I love shopping in Vegas. Hell yeah. It rules. Number three. Now, this is where I started disagreeing with the list. Number three is New York city. New York city is like one of the best places in the freaking world to go shopping. And especially during the holidays, it just reeks Christmas. Yeah. You know, every Christmas movie you think of, it's either, you know, New York or somewhere in the suburbs,

you know, nothing else. Oh in the suburbs you know nothing else oh man i really want to go to the pokemon nintendo store in new york number two this is where i disagree because again i've gone around the world and i love shopping and i hate to say it because i i love the city that we live in but los angeles comes in at number two and i know it's iconic because rodeo drive and all that kind of stuff. You've seen it in movies a billion times. But it's not that great. I'm telling you, if you go to New York City, it craps all over that crap.

Whenever I think of Rodeo Drive and sometimes even Melrose, I think of just pretentious. Have you been to the Camarillo outlets, bro? The Citadel outlets? I mean, there's so many better options and places to go shop. We're talking about like Fairfax and things like that or Melrose. We're talking about like stores, shopping, like from out of town. If I went to all these other places first, like Tokyo, Japan or London or New York and stuff like that, and then I came to LA, I'd be super disappointed.

I would love to start in LA and then go to the other places. LA, man, was dope when I was growing up. Like the Fairfax area, the Melrose area for shops. That street had everything, man. Like that was the Christmas spot to go hit up, me and my sister. They literally had every shop for everything there. That would be a destination. But now, no.

I just think the issue with Los Angeles is Los Angeles is too spread out. Like when you think of places like New York or other bigger downtown cities, shop to shop. Yeah. But Los Angeles, like if I want to get somewhere, you have to drive 45 minutes. Plus the fact that a lot of LA isn't even really LA. It's just classified as quote unquote LA. Yeah. So anybody in LA County. So anybody have guesses? What would be the number one place in America that they chose to go holiday shopping? I have a guess, and I'm going to be very disappointed if it's not number one. All right. Minneapolis, because of Mall of America.

Okay. More guesses? I'm going to guess Orlando. I don't know why. Orlando? Orlando? Something in Florida like that, yeah. Let's just say Seattle there.

Seattle, Washington. All right. Eric? I have no clue, man. Buffalo, New there. Seattle, Washington. All right, Eric? I have no clue, man. Buffalo, New York. Yeah, right. Let's go Bills, baby. In America, I'm going to go with Houston.

Houston. I don't know, man. This is so far. I've lived here my entire life, never been to Rodeo Drive. I've been on Fairfax twice maybe my entire life. Shopping is so out left field for me, man. It's ridiculous. All right, so you picked, what did for me, man. It's ridiculous. All right.

So you picked, where do you say? Houston? Houston. Okay. So Orlando, great guess. Tyler, Minneapolis, Mall of America, rules. Another great guess. Seattle, can't speak on it because I've never really walked outside the airport in Seattle.

Nice place. And Houston, never been. The number one place and another place I can't speak on because I've never been there, but a lot of my friends keep on moving. There is Austin, Texas is the number one shopping destination,

but I hear Austin, Texas. Yeah, they said there's stores upon stores upon stores that you can go shopping in and it's just super fun to be there around the holidays. So number one, Austin, Texas. Austin's a huge college town, so I believe that. I could see a lot of college students just shopping around, trying to figure out what to buy their friends and family for when they go back home.

I could see that. I mean, Tyler sounds like he's an expert on Austin, Texas now. I may have done some research into the Red River rivalry, but that's pretty much it. Okay. That's your response? All right. That's your response? Alright. Let's move on. My only response. Let's move on. To be about holidays and things that I would like to do

for the holidays, it involves Tyler. Okay. Oh, no. Aww. Why? Because I can't stop thinking about this. Now that Tyler... Wait, wait. Hold on. Where's this going? Now that Tyler does not work with us anymore, I feel like I've

kind of done an injustice and I feel that I'm part of this and I would like to fix it. Oh no. We got to work on Tyler's half sleeve of his arm because he cannot. Oh, thank God. I'm glad someone's addressing it. He cannot go to interviews and talk to people with a pizza guy on his arm now listeners of the podcast if you

don't know that uh i would say almost a year over a year ago yeah over a year ago now we went to las vegas and we all got pizza tattoos now we put pizza tattoos in areas that if you look at us you wouldn't be able to see them for the most part yeah mine's there sometimes again mine too me too and again for new listeners, Tyler decides, you know what, I'm gonna get a pizza slice playing video games right on my arm so everybody can see it. And may I

also say that we multiple times asked him, are you sure? Are you sure? Even the tattoo artist was like, are you sure? I think the tattoo artist was crying when she was putting it on. Now, I think if Tyler went with the half sleeve, it would look pretty cool. I agree.

It would look awesome. But the pizza guy standing alone might hinder his prospects of finding a job. I mean, it does look a little insane and crazy. I mean, the pizza guy itself looks insane, so it doesn't really help him. So, Tyler, what do you think about, you know, do you have any ideas of what you would want to do with the arm um i would think about uh maybe just putting stuff that like i love around it yeah yeah so i mean well i mean he's playing okay hold on hold on my little pony he's playing video games i could think of a couple video game logos that would be really small and could probably go around it um i don't i don't know like i'm i don't plan on getting it anytime soon because obviously there's other

things i need to pay for so i mean i have time to think about it i mean i suggest and i will i will eventually get the full sleeve because everyone forgets that i have a massive tattoo on the upper part of that arm so i will eventually get the full sleeve. The full sleeve. All right. Yeah. But it's just like, I'm not going to do it right now. May I suggest investing in long sleeve shirts? All right. Tyler, no, no. I'm being dead serious about this. I'm going to reach out to some tattoo people. And as long as you approve them, I'm not going to just make you go get a tattoo. Start thinking about what you want to do with that area and then we'll work on it. I have a tattoo that I'd pay for him to get on. It's nothing too mean. It's nothing too mean.

No, it's nothing mean. It's more funny than it is mean. I think it'd be fun if he agreed to this, that we chose the tattoos that went on him. Because as much as we like to rip him, we would never choose something like a pizza slice playing video games on his arm so i mean that's a good point we wouldn't do you have an idea what you would want to put oh yeah absolutely what would it be there's a funny picture that i keep seeing um it's a it's a possum yelling and it says uh it was like live fast eat trash and so i get that all right what do you think he doesn't want a piece of pizza playing a video game, but he wants me to get a possum. Yeah, you can put it on the...

That's a conversation starter, bro. Possums are the cats of the wild. It's the national bird of California. Come on. Thank you, Brett. Thank you. You're saying logos, though. I think it's too...

You can't get all logos. Yeah, the thing with tattoos is they have to be unique, man. You don't want to be that basic bitch that has this, like, basic tattoos all over them. And you already committed to being an interesting tattoo guy when you decided to get that thing on your arm. Well, I mean, and the smiley face smoke in the joint that looks really bad. And the Washington Nationals tattoo that isn't Washington Nationals. Nothing's better than when we were at Two Bit Circus for the podcast event. And me and Tyler were at the bar getting a drink together

and the bartender looks at his arm and says, oh, what's that? And she's like, oh, nothing. I just like dumb tattoos. And I'm like, ah, talking point. It worked. So, yeah, start thinking about that, Tyler. Alright, I'll see what I can come up with.

Okay, please do. Let's fix this. Live Fassy Trash. Not doing the possum. Oh, it's lame. I have wrestling questions. I haven't watched wrestling, or I've not seen any highlights online recently. Uh-oh, we're going to lose these guys.

Is there crowds back? I know in certain states, people are going to have a little bit of crowds. Is there crowds, or are they still wrestling without crowds, which is super awkward? There are a few companies that are running with a small amount of crowds like in japan they're allowed to have crowds again with social distancing so japanese wrestling has crowds in america aew is based they're they're not moving out of jacksville florida they're at their hub there and at daly's place so they're allowing% of the normal amount of people in. And same thing with WWE's NXT brand.

They're allowing about 10% into the building. Besides that, nothing else is running. So they're allowing something in. All right. I have a question for the room then. When events come back and crowds come back, what would be the first event you would want to go to? So you would have to pick.

We've kind of touched on tailgater sports, and I feel like it's kind of like it goes against what we just said like 10 minutes ago, but I think the Dodger parade or like the opening game, if possible, that'd be really fun to witness. Yeah, a sporting event of some kind would definitely be on my list. I mean, a

Dodger game, Kings game, football is a little, I mean, not really intertwined with football. You have to select a sport. I'm sorry, I should have said that a little bit better. Season opener for the Anaheim Ducks. That's the most realistic because I'd love to go to the Dodgers opening ceremony, but I could probably never afford that ticket. Yeah, if I could find my way into the Dodgers game,

I would definitely be there in a heartbeat. But then again, I mean, I've also kind of gone through this little phase where I've started watching old concert videos. I was cleaning my phone yesterday, and I went through the videos when Green Day performed at the iHeart Theater here in Burbank. And I was like, dude, live music was so much fun. You remember live music? Those people who said you'll never watch those concert videos again. I go through them all the time.

All right, Bort? I am dying to go to an AEew wrestling event i want to go so bad and if not that man just a punk show someone gave me a punk rock show yeah i want moshing i want someone to spill beer on me i want yelling i don't care just i i want it back now i want to go to a concert in las vegas you have like an artist favorite place ever to see a concert uh probably just like it would have to be something high energy would either have to be like a hip-hop artist yeah or it would have to be maybe some like edm just like rip your face off craziness type of stuff oh yeah delicious yeah the bass in your heart yep for real all right let's just go

to vegas menace we'll split up you go to the EDM hip-hop show. I'll go to the dive bar in Vegas and go to the punk show. Done. Let's do it. The last club I went to, one of the guys from Sweetest House Mafia was playing with Sebastian Ingrasio. It was just like

so lit. It was just like so crazy and I missed that energy you know everybody's just having fun it was awesome i don't know not to depress everybody i mean we'd ask tyler but you know i i don't is he out of covid quarantine yet no no i've been out of corvid quarantine tyler's always living his life anyways he's doing he doesn't care oh yeah good point i mean yes that is also true but for me he New York. He's in Utah. What's up?

He doesn't give a crap anymore. I would go to any type of sporting event at this point. I don't really care what it is. Just get me in a stadium. You had to pick one, though. I had to pick one. Kings hockey game. That'd be fun. I'd much rather do that.

All right. You know he almost said baseball. He's like, dude, I just trash baseball so much. I can't go back. I can't do it. I can't do it. All right it all right guys well thank you so much for listening to the podcast listen to the broadcast with boards oh yeah just go to the broadcast.com that's the broadcast.com listen to the nerd now podcast with ravey cameron and randy just go to nerd now podcast.com make sure you listen to the joe coy podcast just go to j-o-k-o-y.com

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I feel like I've worked more than I've ever worked. Well, maybe when I was like starting out like Randy, but I felt like I've worked more than I've ever worked before this year. It's weird. Yeah. It's a time where there's so many people out of jobs and you know people haven't been in offices since march and it's like yeah i feel like i've lived in this damn room for yeah this entire year for some reason well i think people so many people caught up and they realize oh you know online meetings you can do so everyone's just setting up online

meetings all day i set up three today i set up at home office for my fiance's new job it's a couple dual screens and it's like, now I do Zoom meetings and take calls from here. She has a phone that's wired in from the internet that they call their building and it gets fed. It's crazy. We don't have to go into work, guys, to actually work. Yeah, but then it never goes away. That's the only problem.

Randy. Kind of continuing on the theme of radio and Christmas, my heart breaks for everyone who's stuck at a station that's not playing only Christmas music. Thoughts and prayers, brothers and sisters, we're with you, and that's about it. Tyler, do you have anything to say?

Yeah, congrats to you, Menace, and to Foos Gone Wild for getting verified. I saw that. I was very excited about that. And yeah, that's all I got. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on. If there's ever one thing that's a Foos Gone Wild thing, it's definitely the air horn. Yeah, come on.

No, yeah, I can't take full credit for that. They definitely hit me up, and they said thank you for all, you know, for helping put the campaign even forward more than they've already done. But I really have to shout out Dogface. Dogface, like, really just went all out at the very end of the birthday month, and he knew nothing about the birthday month, but he also jumped on the Get Fools Gone Wild

verified train and probably just pushed it over the top. What a month that guy had, huh? I know, right? And he's still riding high, dude. Hell yeah, he is. He's been making money off of sponsors and all that stuff. Good for him. Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave?

Actually, yes. It's very important. I've actually heard of a lot of people that have been catching up on the podcast for What's New Pod with Menace lately. Nice. Nice. The Bortcast, Even Nerd Now, Tailgater. Nice again.

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