What's New Podcast - IMPORTANT BAY AREA MEET UP UPDATE, Tyler has Randy's location & More!
Episode Date: December 11, 2024Quick IMPORTANT BAY AREA MEET UP UPDATE, Tyler has Randy's location & More! Thank you for supporting the pod!! Email us WriteThePod@gmail.com...
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What's up, everybody, and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Witty Show Morning Show
that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFM.
We are joined today by our buddy Heavy T, a.k.a. Tyler,
coming to us live from Whittier, California.
Now, today we weren't going to drop a podcast, but I have to make a major correction.
We were giving out the wrong address for the Bay Area meetup this weekend, December 14th.
It is not happening at Stanford Mall.
It is happening in Palo Alto, California, where Stanford Shopping Center is located,
but it's just like down the street at a different address.
So it is 855 El Camino Real, 855 El Camino Real.
You can get more information by going to thewoodyshow.com.
But it's just another excuse for us to talk to Heavy T.
How are you doing, Heavy T?
Oh, boy.
I'm doing okay.
Finally getting over a bad case of bronchitis, but we're doing all right.
Oh, jeez.
That's not good.
Not good.
Who are you macking on?
How did you get that?
Honestly, you want to know how bad it was? It was so bad i ended up missing uh my company's holiday party oh no that's free alcohol
that sucks i i missed out on all the free alcohol apparently i missed out on the karaoke bar
afterwards the finger foods all that brutal brutal knowing you i'm surprised you didn't
push through on that dude it's my met gala dude i was disappointed through'm surprised you didn't push through on that. Dude, it's my Met Gala, dude. I was disappointed.
True that.
Well, you didn't need to come up with an excuse like that just not to see your coworkers another day, man.
Come on.
That's better ideas.
Come on, Tyler.
Just be honest.
Tyler, he's not turning down free food and alcohol.
Come on.
Nah, nah.
Some of them do listen to this, and I love it.
Wait, did they give away prizes, too?
Because that's a big thing at company parties i did we do that
last year i don't think we did that last year i don't i don't think they did because i would
have been disappointed if i got sick and i couldn't go to the party and then they gave out
major prizes oh no if they're giving out major prizes i would have showed up in a hockey mask
well i mean we're missing our holiday party.
Technically, menace today.
I know.
So today, again, we weren't even supposed to record a podcast today,
but I want to make that correction for all the OG Woody Show listeners.
If you're going to meet up this weekend.
Yeah, we are super busy today.
Today, we're going to be at Raising Cane's.
This is what?
What day is it today?
Tuesday.
We're going to be at Raising Cane's later today at 1 p.m this is december 10th from 1 to 3 p.m in compton myself and board are gonna be there
but while we're doing that there is a company party that's going on here at the station and
we're missing out on all that and that's when at least we get free food i don't know if there's
usually like little prizes here and there right yeah they have usual prizes of like gift cards or like maybe like theme park tickets or like stuff like that that they
have spares of or extras of that they give out but man we're missing on the food we even have
a meeting today that has no food because they're expecting us to get food at the company party but
we're not gonna be able to go we can't do any of that see that's bogus like i'm gonna throw this
out when i eventually start the heavy team network every meeting we'll have food i can't wait to work for that that'd be fun
it would be fun um yeah and then people are like well you guys are going to raising canes
well here's the thing when we have events we have like no time to eat because you know you try to
take a bite of food and then you're talking to a listener. So, I mean, that's why we're there.
We're there to talk to listeners.
We're there to hang out.
Yeah, we never have time to eat any food, which I think might be a good thing because I am trying to keep the weight off.
Yeah, but every once in a while, like Raising Cane's, they'll hand us food as we're leaving.
On the way to go.
But then we got to drive.
And then you're video editing.
I'm driving.
What are we going to, how are we supposed to eat this?
Yeah, so. And I have a new RAV4, okay or okay still and i don't want to get too dirty yeah you
want to keep it clean yeah unlike tyler's old car if you cannot hang out with us today just a quick
reminder uh we are going to be back at pyology irvine spectrum this upcoming thursday that is
december 12th from 3 to 5 p.m and we're going to be giving away big screen televisions, meta glasses, and so much more. So we'd love to see you at
Pyology Irvine Spectrum this Thursday, December 12th. Now, between all this, I'm going to be
hanging out with you today at Raising Cane's. Then I'm going to the airport. I'm flying to Dallas
and I'm going to hang out there for the night and then the very next day i'm
just hanging out with woody all day long now i do have a gift card to bucky's that was given to me
by morgan's mom morgan's mom just sent me a thank you for you know hooking up morgan to hang out at
the ufc all the time now now will i have time to go to bucky's on wednesday i do not know but what
should i get if i go home style tchotchke from
bucky's that you saw on your last journey that you're thinking i really should have got that
i mean there is some merch that i saw like some jackets and stuff but now tyler you might have
seen this or maybe bought you saw it as well did you see that thing that kind of looks like a like
a little gas station thing where you put alcohol in it and then it pours out out of the the gas nozzle for shots oh yeah if i see that
i'm buying that oh oh that'd be yes that'd be pretty cool and i think you also depending on
how much you have left on this gift card because i don't know what's on it you could also spend
some on some treats on the way home because the last time I went, I picked up some taffy for the office.
That might be the best taffy I've ever had in my life.
It's way up there.
Interesting.
I don't remember getting any taffy.
I remember that Tyler said he was going to get us a bunch of stuff from Bucky's in Titties.
Yeah, that's weird.
Now, if you don't know Bucky's, you're living under a rock.
Yes, Bucky's not available in California, but Google this place.
They have over, I don't know, what, 200 different jerkies, chips, all Buc-ee's brands.
So hopefully I'll be able to go to that and pick that up.
Oh, one last shout out.
I do have one more viewing party.
Thank you to everybody that came out to the viewing party at Bueno Park on Sunday
for the TCL
Ultimate Viewing Party, where
we gave away a 98-inch
TCL television. That was so
cool. On site. We're going to be doing
it again, this time in El Segundo
this Sunday, December 15th
from 1 to 3 p.m. Now, did
you watch the game, Tyler? It was the Chargers
versus the Chiefs.
I actually did watch that game.
I was off with enough time to see the ending at home.
Oh, my God.
Look, I'm just throwing this out there.
The Chiefs are worshiping Satan before and after every game.
There's no explanation.
Right?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So I'm at this watch party, right?
And it's all like Chargers fans, and the Chargers are doing really well.
They're up, you know, it's a really close game and Chiefs are Chiefs, dude.
And they always figure out a way to win at the very end.
So there's one second left in the game.
They get close enough to get a kicker out there.
It goes way left and you're like, oh my God, the Chargers might actually win this.
The ball doinks off the goalpost and then in for the win.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
And then immediately I go on the microphone.
I say, all right, guys.
Well, I'm giving away this 98 inch TV.
Get ready.
Here we go.
And then I picked the winner and the winner was so excited, like losing their mind.
So if you want to be one of those people, make sure you show up to El Segundo this Sunday,
December 15th at Rock and Brews between 1 and 3 p.m. It was wild because I actually was in Buena Park at Knott's Berry Farm. What? And I drove past the Rock and Brews and I'm
like, oh, look, let's wave. And there's everything happening with Menace. Immediately I walk into
Knott's. What do I have? Somebody sees me like, Bort, we just left Menace at Rock and Brews. Nice. That's awesome. And then I'm walking through the park have somebody sees me like port we just left menace at rocket brew nice
that's awesome and then i'm walking through the park and somebody sees me and goes port i'm gonna
be at compton for raising canes on tuesday oh that's cool thank you guys but thank you so much
man it looked packed what a fun spot though yeah it was cool party and yeah i'm not just giving
away one thing i'm giving away a bunch of stuff so don't think that like oh there's a bunch of
people there i'm not gonna win anything uh we come with boxes and stuff but to preface as well we
don't know sometimes what we have so to people that do ask hey are you bringing this sometimes
we don't know where we're bringing yeah until day of yeah oh i do want to say though big shout out
to everybody that showed up to suavecito hq on saturday the day before all that rock and brew stuff it was star wars themed and
oh my god so much fun we got to do more stuff at suavecito hq and santa ana i mean they had
stormtroopers they had a fully functional r2d2 brett almost cried over it i literally was i was
smiling ear to ear i was possibly gonna cry at the moment just because
you walk into suavecito right it is a giant compound like it is an industrial area right
menace is there doing giveaways and everything for listeners and meeting everybody they have
a little brewery setup they have a coffee setup they have food trucks with pizza and tacos tyler
would have cried just for that i know and then you walk in and they not only have a barbershop going.
With free haircuts.
They also have three different display rooms with all their products from clothing to collectible
items like we have a new Suavecito bobblehead here in the office.
And there's a couple stormtroopers.
And then you turn another corner and there he is, R2-D2 himself, just staring right at
you. And talking to you and talking to you talking to
you and doing everything and because of the secrecy of some of this stuff i don't want to like peel
back the curtain because of trusted items but there would be a reason why i'd be so happy to
meet that r2d2 yeah this one this specific one it was special you can see the video on my instagram
at menace m-e-n-a-c-e i'm telling you in the future, if we do another event at Suavecito, you're going to want to go to this thing.
Definitely.
One of the best setups out of all the events that we've done.
Oh, for sure.
For sure.
Massive space too.
So cool.
So if you listened to the last podcast, I said this is hell week.
Five different places that we're going to be at this week.
Plus, I started the week out in Vegas with Morgan.
We went to Power Slap.
Did you watch the video?
Did you watch the Power Slap video on my Instagram?
Oh, yeah.
It's brutal, man.
It is so good.
It's honestly, it's one of the better things I've ever seen.
And it's definitely something I would want to see up close in person.
Because all I've seen are YouTube videos. and then, of course, your video.
This is something I'm just like, I would be like how Joe Rogan reacts when someone gets
knocked out at UFC.
That's exactly how I'd react in person.
I know.
And it's like kind of on the ground floor of this thing.
So it's still like, I mean, I know it was at the Fontainebleau and very nice, but it
wasn't like the main area of Fontainebleau.
It was kind of in the back in almost like one of their big meeting rooms. And they just have this event
and it's just like really small, but so much fun at the same time. Now, has this inspired Tyler
to become a power slapper? Definitely not. No, that is not. I've seen the force of impact that
these slaps give out and i would die so
oh come on you don't think you can slap somebody that hard dude no the funny thing is is that i
know that when i swing i'm like okay i have i have a good you know chunk of power coming from my
swings i've seen these dudes no i'm gonna no dude you're out it's not happening you're on the ground
oh speaking about getting slapped and burned i have a bone to pick with you, Tyler, and
a little bit with Eric.
Okay.
Look, 100% my fault, okay?
But you could have helped me out here, right?
This happened the other morning.
Yeah.
Okay?
So before my event at Rock and Brews, Woody is on the air, and he's talking about it and
said, hey, you know, Menace is going to be out at Rock and bruise, go hang out with them, watch the, the charges versus
chiefs game.
And I said, because I just did the podcast with you and Eric, I said, Oh no, the chargers
already played the chiefs because Eric said that mistakenly, but somebody could have jumped
in and saved me because the chargers just played his team.
That'd be the falcons
and you didn't say anything i mean because it was an embarrassing loss why would i want to bring that
up oh my god i think you're forgetting that tyler will avoid anything that pertains to him in a light
that could disrupt his happiness yeah in a light that is damaging uh by the way you know what
actually hold on we're gonna get a mini falcons right here okay so oh great while you have mentioned that i would like to point out that
this team stinks i thought you were all gassed up for these guys i was and that you know what that
is that is on me for believing in the hype once again we started the season six and three right
six and three six wins three losses We have lost four in a row.
We are now six and seven.
We are on the verge of missing the playoffs.
Our Kirk Cousins sucks.
And you gave him a billion dollars.
Dude, on the past four games, this dude has no touchdowns, eight interceptions.
He's throwing the defense under the bus.
My dude, the secondary is ass. You guys had so much swag throwing the defense under the bus. Dude, the secondary is ass.
You guys had so much swag in the beginning of the season.
Dude, we were swagging.
We were surfing.
This team stinks, dude.
And to make it even worse.
I wish Eric was here.
We back, baby.
We back.
To make it even worse, the Falcons are on Monday Night Football against the Raiders.
I'm hoping to go to causem to watch this game, right?
Well, guess what?
What?
The Raiders' starting quarterback in the last game got hurt with a knee or ankle injury
and is most likely not playing on Monday.
Well, also that gives you a chance to win, though.
Oh, there's more.
There's more.
Who is replacing Aiden O'Connell?
That would be Desmond Ritter the falcons starting quarterback
from last season this dude is gonna have a revenge game hell yeah he's me up for 350 yards and four
tutties on national tv oh yeah i'm gonna be there in my most depressed state at cause of just slumped
in my chair wishing i could fall asleep for the pain to end. Like, dude, this team stinks,
man. This team stinks.
You're going to get murked. You know what this is called?
Justice. Justice, yes.
And it's being served. Some would call this
justice. I would call this crimes
against me and the city of Atlanta.
It's so stupid.
Alright, well, we don't really have much
time. Bort and I have to go to a meeting
in about 30 minutes.
So I'm sorry that I just wanted to jump in and do this quick pod for you.
Go back and listen to all of our other pods during the holidays.
I just want to say thank you so much for all the support we've been getting.
We've been doing this pod for quite a few years now, just pretty much like kind of for fun.
And I felt like this year has been the year that we've gotten the most
shout outs on the pod the most love on the pod so i just want to say thank you to everybody out there
like on the facebook page on the reddit page and on instagram and anybody that supports this pod
that goes to our events and just talks about it also of course supporting the mothership the
woody show we can't thank you enough because we get to have fun just because you support us.
You think we'll pod next week at all?
Or where are you at next week?
I don't even know where I'm at next week.
I'm trying to get through this week.
So I will be in the building all next week because if anybody calls the Woody Show trying to win a gift card,
which we haven't determined which gift card yet, I will be the one answering the phones.
Okay.
Wow.
So I will be pulling triple duty next week by myself here.
So I was just saying if we were going to pod or during the holidays or where you're at.
Well, let's check in with the crew because, you know, Tyler was the only one available today.
So we've got to see if everyone else is available by chance.
True.
I mean, Julianne might be on a cruise.
She might be squirting milk all over people.
Eric might be teaching his new young one how to smash through tables.
Yeah.
Randy might be in Bulgaria or something.
You know what's funny about Randy?
I have a Randy story.
Okay.
So, Suavecito.
We were out on Saturday.
Yep.
We both left, went our separate directions.
You literally went east. I went west to Dalamo Mall.
I tried calling Randy to see what he was up to to kind
of catch up with him and he says oh hey sorry man an hour later by the way an hour later text me
yep hey sorry i'm at dinner right now um sorry mr colin i went oh it's okay man i was just at
delamo mall and i was just calling to catch up with you he said i'm at delamo mall right now
having dinner for the last hour oh wow so wow. So you were both there. No,
not only just both there, he was literally
down the hall from where I was at
for 30 minutes. I'm like, dude,
get back to people.
He can't do that. So I told him the wishy-washy
stuff. I love him to death,
but that's the stuff that I don't like.
This is why you should do what I do.
I have Randy's location.
What?
No, hold on.
I was about to wrap up the pod, but
I've never heard this before.
I didn't know you guys were like that. You're in a relationship
like that. So we're going to keep
the secret, keep it safe, because I don't know
if he remembers that I actually have his location.
Wait, are you
supposed to be the guy like
if he gets taken or something or what i think so yeah
i think that's what it was like he may have sent it to me like hey just make sure i don't end up
dead in a ditch or something yeah okay and i forgot i had it but dude so okay real story real
quick about two months ago me and a buddy of mine were waiting for randy to hop online because we're
gonna play uh i think we're gonna play like madden or something like that yeah and he's like oh okay i'll be on in like 20 minutes and we're
like okay cool cool cool so you know 30 minutes goes by i'm like hey dude where you at he's like
oh oh i just got home i look at this dude's location this dude's in the drive-thru yeah
and i'm just like you son of a bitch he's like you can see my location can't you i guess i can
so you're supposed to bust in like the Kool-Aid man if he gets taken somewhere?
Dude, if he gets taken, I'm supposed to be like, oh, yeah.
Kind of free of my guests.
I don't know.
Is that militia, man?
So what you're saying is anytime we need Randy now, we're supposed to hit you up to see where he's at.
I'm just saying, I don't know who's.
Okay, so Brett, you know this reference.
I don't know who's more like Carmen Sandiego from when we were kids. If it's where in the world is Menace or where in the world is that? I'm just saying, I don't know who's... Okay, so Brett, you know this reference. I don't know who's more like Carmen Sandiego
from when we were kids. If it's where
in the world is Menace or where in the world is Randy?
It could be either or.
Menace, at least we know because we see it on
social media at some point during the day.
Randy, on the other hand, we have to wait three weeks.
No clue. Randy is like...
And I mean this in the
kindest way possible.
Randy is like a mole this dude has tunnels
everywhere and no one knows who's gonna pop up yeah he's like el chapo dude that's why he's
ricardo rolex man yeah okay tyler do you want to say anything before we leave to all the people
for this past year yes um so i did a little grocery shopping adventure last night i don't
i think i told you guys this so i went to Stater Brothers last night because my mom's like, hey, they're having a deal on cereal.
I don't know if you want to go.
These are the normal 10.7 ounce boxes of cereal.
Okay.
So I go and it says they're $4.99, which is stupid expensive for cereal.
Right.
So I'm like, okay.
And then there's a little tag underneath it for all the General Mills ones. ones a dollar 99 if you put in like your club phone number or whatever i bought 10
boxes of cereal oh nice i i mean i don't know what that has to do with thank you for listening
the pod for the past year but oh i just want to i just want to share the story because if you
listen to the pod this is the type of stories that you get i've just started this is a freebie for all the listeners oh guys dude guys thank you guys for listening i went
grocery shopping bought 10 boxes of cereal last night saw my but you can't lie on savings dude
saw my total dip from 45 bucks to 1990 wow that's awesome insane okay and yes you get this type of
stuff and more fun stuff when
everybody else is on the pod but honestly really like with what menace said um there's been
especially on the reddit page this year there's been a ton of love for this podcast it's been a
couple power rankings that i don't necessarily agree with that's neither here nor there but not
the the love is actually pretty surreal man like thank you for
all of that and uh let's have a let's have a banger 2025 when that comes i would also like
to add to everybody the last five years plus we've been doing this now um i've gotten to
hang out with my friends on the mic whether they were here or not here or in houston or across the
world in many different places have a lot of fun it's one of my favorite things I get to do during the week. And the fact
that so many people reciprocate and say how much they enjoy listening to us and our stories,
and they feel like they're friends with us and get to be part of the room and just enjoy the
ridiculousness of this. And also to support all of us in whatever we ever have going on,
whether it's something with Menace or evenic getting married and having a kid and people were very applauding of him or julianne's 17 kids that
she's had and randy in all the aspirations he always tries to do like learning japanese which
we need an update on that yeah true um or even you know my stuff or actually um shasta with
shasta jeans boutique or er Eric's Mom with Blankets
by Tracy.
Like so many people support and come out and go hard for us.
And it's never lost on us how much we appreciate it.
And thank you guys.
Thank you so much.
I have one vision that I can see that the people would love.
Yes.
And I think would be really fun to do.
What if we did What's New Pod Road Trip?
What's New pod road trip?
Like across the country,
maybe we get like an RV or something like that.
Sprinter van.
Thank you.
Or a sprint event and do like a quick five or six days road trip.
Dude, I would love, I'm down.
If you guys are down.
I'm totally, I mean,
we'd have to work out like logistic wise of work and stuff like that,
but I'm totally down, dude, we'd have to work out like logistic wise of work and stuff like that, but I'm totally down to that.
I love this idea.
And I think we should incorporate it with all the things that we always say we're going
to do as a pod and the things that are missed out that we need to experience.
Like Randy never seeing a certain food spot or Julianne still never being to a jack in
the box or the fact that we all need to go to a rainforest camping or anything like that we enjoy.
Or maybe taking Tyler back to Houston.
Yeah, baby.
Seeing the old stompy ground.
The triumphant return.
And seeing all of his illegitimate kids and how they're doing.
Can't wait to meet Tyler Jr.
We can just go around Houston.
That's okay.
But no, actually, that is what we could call it.
We could call it the what's new pod
fast food tour 2025 hell yeah i mean the first one we were gonna go to white castle for one day
yeah and per rump i think or was that to take you to the brothel i don't remember but what
that just reminded me we have somewhere to take tyler we keep forgetting
yeah we have a special place that we found for you.
Oh, yeah.
I'll take it.
But no way is that Gene, Nevada.
I don't know.
Either way, we'll take you to the brothel, and we'll get you some cheeseburgers.
How about that?
Dude, there's a White Castle and a Whataburger now in Vegas, so we can go check that out.
Drive a little bit more.
Go to Hardee's, Culver's, some other places that we don't get.
Bunny Ranch.
Bojangles, maybe?
I know.
I'm just saying, dude, possibilities are interesting.
Oh, hell yeah.
Zippy's, all that stuff.
Oh, good.
Yeah, we were supposed to do a pod in Vegas, I believe in October, but the studio that
we were going to use opened really late.
It just now opened the Jason
Aldean studio right next to the cosmopolitan. He just opened a new bar, but there's a new
iHeartRadio studio in there that we were going to use for the pod. So we definitely got to do that
in 2025. Definitely going to be in Vegas a lot in 2025 because of UFC and all the stuff we've been
doing with UFC. I want to go check out that A's game that's happening in March 8th.
That should be fun and so much more.
Here's to 2025.
Again, thank you for listening to the podcast.
We'd love to see you this week.
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