What's New Podcast - Jo Koy Netflix taping, Frank and Sons, Spring Break MIAMI, Food News & more!

Episode Date: April 1, 2022

On this episode we talk Jo Koy Netflix taping, Frank and Sons, Spring Break MIAMI, Food News & more!

What's new, what's new with Metis? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Metis, I'm joined by Bortz, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. He has an assistant, his assistant's name is Eric. He works on the Woody Show as well. We have Julianne from the Booker and Stryker Show on Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles. And joining us live from Houston, Texas, that would be Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T,

from the Sean Salisbury Show, a morning sports radio show in Houston, Texas. Now, guys, it has been a busy week an eventful week and let's just get out of the way the will smith's slap i know it's been talked about in length at nauseam at nauseam but you know we only do a weekly podcast we haven't had time to cover it i just want to get a female's perspective on this a toxic female like julianne did you find it hot or toxic did you find it hot or did you disagree with the slap you know what when i when i first saw it it turned me on you see i knew it i knew it two men going at it oh honestly i thought it was a joke my brother showed it to me and i i was like yeah whatever it's just probably part of the

skit he's like no this is legit and then when i first saw it i was like oh that was totally fake yeah and then the audio was just like cut out so long right oh wait a minute this is absolutely real and then all the uncensored versions started getting released online there's still a part of me that thinks it's fake just because it was's fake, just because it was so random. Me too! Just because it was so random and so off the wall. You don't see something like that, so there's a part of me that's like, okay, something's up. It has to be fishy about this.

The way he was laughing, and then all of a sudden switch, it was like he missed his cue, and then he's like, oh crap, I gotta hurry up. He's leaning forward, he didn't really react. Anybody walks up to me and leans back to smack me, I'm gonna flinch. How does he not hit back? Chris Rock absolutely was not expecting to be hit in the face. And I'll tell you why this happened.

Will Smith, who has been beloved his entire career. Beloved. Oh. All right. Minus a movie or two. Pretty much though. I am legend for a lot of us. He's not used to being ripped on.

Has been ripped on relentlessly for like two years now online, constantly by people. And he finally decided like, oh, this is my moment. Punk somebody that's making fun of my wife to try to maybe send a message to everybody else like, hey, stop making fun of me. He like he finally snapped and he thought that would be the moment to do it it would have been really hot it would have been hot if chris rock would have slapped him back just randomly i actually have tickets to see chris rock on friday oh really yeah because he was doing a local show i i saw a bunch of billboards for it yeah and i was like oh chris rock oh speaking of comedy shows eric and i had a date

we went to the forum and we went to go see joe coy that was super fun yeah it was a good experience yeah i mean eric almost got in a fight there no you did it weird man like right as the show starts the lights go out joe coy's on stage some worker for the forum comes up and tells me and my fiance leanne like hey do you guys want to move closer? We have two seats available. I'm like, sure. Whatever. Because they're taping.

They don't want to have it. These seats were like four rows back from the stage right up front. So you could see them, obviously. So like, OK, come with us. So they sit us down. Like I said, Joe Coy is already on the stage. Me and Leanne sit down. I'm like, dope, sick, awesome.

A couple minutes later, some worker comes in and gets in our face like, why are you in these seats? These aren't your seats. These are their seats. You guys need to get out of them right now and i'm i've looked at him so he's coming at me a little hot i've had a couple drinks so i come at him a little hot um see i slid that in there so i come at him a little hot and like look dude somebody told us to sit here like a worker with a headset and everything said come sit here you guys should sit here we don't want empty seats like and i wasn't being a dick saying like i'm gonna stay here i was just being mad because this guy was coming at me. He's like 20 feet in front of me, giving his damn Netflix special.

And some guys yelling at me because somebody put me in seats that weren't mine, but was said it was okay. So we got up, we moved back and the guys walking us through the thing again in the middle of the show. And he's like, why are you being such a dick to me?

And I'm like, cause you're being a dick to me. Wait, the worker said that to you? Oh, hell no. I would have went straight to management. But we went back. And I mean, I wasn't trying to make a big deal. Because again, this was in the middle of the show.

Like, the lights were out and everything. So we went back. But it was a cool experience. I know I said I've never been to a comedy show. It was interesting. It was fun. I mean, also, he hooks it up with a VIP thing. So we're like backstage

and just drinking and eating. You know what? One of the biggest underlying things that pissed me off about that whole experience? What?

You know, I swiped some of those cookies. They had some bomb ass cookies in the forum club. Yeah. In the backstage area. Guess who left the freaking cookies

on the floor after I got moved up? Me. I had like four cookies and I was like, I'm going to eat these during the set or whatever. I took them out. I pocket sat down. i left a drink and four cookies on the floor no damn but yeah it was

a really good time and i actually went back the next night because i saw joe later he's like come back the next night and it was awesome because i could see the differences that he made from the night before and how he's gonna like cut together the whole special for Netflix. I can't wait for that to come out. Did Chelsea Handler show up? She did. Yes! God, I love her. I talked with her and said hi. It was fun. And then I got to talk with

Boyz II Men, which was pretty awesome. That's cool. My sixth grade graduation, I had to sing a Boyz II Men song. Can we get a little cut of that? So we come to the end of the road. No, I don't remember. It was like 27 years ago, but it was fun. It doesn't matter.

It was a good time. Boren and I also, I mean, Julianne, don't be jealous. And Tyler, wherever you're at, don't be jealous. Hey, at least I live next to you. I'm drivable. Brett and I also had a date the other day also hot yeah we went to the frankinson's collectible show and we saw another comedian fluffy aka gabriel glacius he was doing a mean greet for again six hours straight yep and the line was just forever long. Bort and I actually had to park two shopping centers away

just so we can park. It was that packed. It was insane. So Frank and Son has the parking lot of an old Sam's Club. So it has a giant parking lot, right? We could not find a spot. It was so packed for Fluffy

and we tried to go around the other way to see in between that and a couple car dealerships. Oh no, we didn't see that. You know what we saw? The line wrapping around the building for Fluffy to get in to meet him. And it was a free meeting, right? Yeah.

And people even got like a Gabriel Iglesias Dodger Stadium baseball just for coming in and meeting him. So it was pretty dope. Very nice, yeah. But yeah, the closest we could get was two, three parking centers down. And I mean, it was good. Yeah, we got some steps in and then then we got to meet fluffy i did a little video it's up on my instagram at menace m-e-n-a-c-e and if you missed out on it he's actually going to be doing it again april 6th so that's uh next

wednesday at the same time same place 3 to 9 p.m at franken suns and that's we haven't decided if that's rolling heights or city of industry on the website their website it has two different places listed it's it's a greater city of industry area just go with that i think it's technically city of industry the walmart down the street from there is technically city of industry yeah just like type it into the navigation as we mentioned on the podcast prior menace hadn't been to frankinson yet it's so dope it's like basically comic-con yeah that's what i do that's what we've been telling you for a couple years now that's what we've been saying it's comic-con inside of an old sam's club it's amazing they dress up there's some people that will dress up and cosplay and kind of walk around they have

pokemon cards magic the gathering cards action figures comic books t-shirts, everything you could think of buying, they had it there. And just when we thought you couldn't find something, we'd turn a corner and be like, whoa, hold on. There's more stuff. Do they have crock dealers? No. No, we go to Swamp Me for that. But they probably have the little giblets. Oh, they had giblets.

They had the charms. So the other day here at work, I went downstairs into our kitchen and I was wearing my running shoes, my New Balance shoes. And I think it was Petros from AM570. Is he the football player? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, I love Petros. So he was wearing these pink Crocs with these pink shoes and neon green shorts. And I've never talked to this guy in my life. He looks over at me and says hey I like your shoes I was like oh thank you I'd say the same for you except I'd be lying wow damn damn that's messed up wow keep it at 100 why do you do Petros like that he's so nice it's Crocs you would agree no I was I mean he laughed he thought it was funny. He's like, I know, but they're so comfortable. Yeah, my friends are telling me that I'll be rocking them when I get even more pregnant,

but I don't think so. Oh, no. Say that now until you wear a pair, honestly. I like, no joke, I was out with a couple friends over the weekend, and one of my friends, you know, we're about to head out and go home, and he's like, oh, I can't wait to go home and slip into my Crocs. I'm like, no. What the hell?

Not you too, bro. Speak on it. How many of you, dude, they're comfy. You talk all this crap until you put a pair on. I got a furry pair for when my feet are cold. I got a plain pair for just time, you know, doing the dishes. I don't want to be barefoot. Come on.

At least you don't wear them here. You're not a Randy. Randy wears them way too often to like legit things. These are my fancy shoes. Speaking of attire, when Bort and I were driving back home, we decided we're going to call Tyler. And I asked him like, hey, Tyler, you know, you work at Lids. How many hats do you have now? And he responded with 25 hats.

That doesn't surprise me. Wow. Now, and I wanted to ask him on the podcast, what is your most prized hat? What's your favorite hat, Tyler? Oh, okay. I'm actually really glad you asked this because I have a few. Oh, so here comes the dumb stories. Major League Baseball came out with this collection a couple months ago.

And all they are is that the hats are mostly black. And then they have a really nice, I guess, alternative logo. I guess you could say on the front for each of the teams. I got one for the Braves. I have one for the Marlins, the Diamondbacks, the Pirates, the A's. So you got all these teams for yourself? Hell yeah. These hats are dope.

In fact, I'll send you guys a picture right now. Yeah. Venice, this is the train, man. I'm telling you, we've been on this for a while. He's an Angels fan, but he buys hats for literally every team. But the Angels. Yeah. He buys rival teams.

He buys the teams that have no connection to him whatsoever. You want to know why? Well, the hats are more of like a fashion thing, though. There's that, number one. But number two. You just said they're all the same color. You're the worst kind of person, dude. You just said they're all black. Guys that say, oh, I bought a hat for the. You're the worst kind of person to do. They're all black.

Guys that say I bought a hat for a fashion statement are the worst kind of person. Tyler, do you give one out to each lady that comes over to your house? Who's your favorite team? There's a baseball player that would give out baskets after he hooked up. I do not do that, but one girl

did jack my hat and I was pissed. Which milk mama was it? I still think it's shocking, though, that he has multiple team hats. Like Eric, Dodgers fan. Do I ever see him wear a San Francisco Giants hat? Or do I ever see him wear an A's hat? Nothing. I have Bills, Dodgers, Kings hats.

That's it. That's what you're supposed to do. So you're saying that Tyler has no respect for himself. No, he doesn't. His team, anything. Are you just slurring this? I've known this since week one. Well, if you want to see Tyler have no respect for himself,

Morongo Casino, May 13th. Come hang out with us. It's going to be in the evening. No time is set yet, but it's going to be a Friday. It's going to be fun. It's going to be in the evening no time is set yet but it's going to be a friday it's going to be fun it's going to be at morago casino tyler will definitely be turned up and have many hats and have many hats i'm sure he's going to have the most freshest hats too oh two hats i'll tell you what i'm gonna have a wardrobe change in the middle of the podcast recording save the date come hang out with us. Have a good

time. And of course, you know, we always come laced up with giveaways. April is super busy, man. We have this weekend, we have WonderCon in Anaheim, Coachella, and Stagecoach. Yes. Stagecoach. It's Felicity's birthday

on Saturday. It's her birthday. Who cares? I know. She's fine. Seven, who cares? Baby's first vessel. Who cares? She'll go to WonderCon.

She'll have fun. Yeah. Take her to WonderCon. That'd be cool. I'll go with my mom. And then at the end of the month, we have the After Hours Takeover. That's going to be happening again. I'm in the middle of selecting winners through the Woody Show Instagram right now.

If I message you from the Woody Show Instagram account, reply to the message. Dude, I've had people, I can see when they read the message. It says, hey, you're in consideration to get tickets. Please provide your name, your phone number, and your email. I think they think that's kind of shady, but it's actually from the Woody Show account. So please reply so I can put you on the list. And don't worry, I'm not selecting all the winners like right now. It's going to be happening from now until the event.

So please go look for that post. The post is going to be like quite a few posts down. But hey, you got to put in a little effort to try to win these tickets. So go find it. Enter right now because I'm still selecting winners. Also going on right now, guys, have you been seeing the news in Miami? They've declared a state of emergency. Yes, that's what I was going to say.

I thought that they shut down. Every year it goes down, man. Every year it gets a little too crazy. And it's usually around ultra because that's when everybody flies in for the weekend. Yeah, and then they've cut off alcohol sales past 6 p.m. What? I would not go. Where the hell are they in utah i know right it's just too crazy and i was just thinking about eric and i was thinking about julianne if they were in miami these two they like to get a little spicy when they have

a couple drinks i'm like these guys would so be in jail. Probably. Yeah, probably. Ma'am, please put your breasts away. Yeah, I mean, we almost had to protect Eric the last time we were in Vegas together. We're in the pool, and Eric is just like, he's turned up, he's having a great time, splashing with his hand like random people.

That was tame, man. He was having fun. You guys talked to me after Vegas like like i was like on some another level like that was tame eric you should have seen college eric man honestly right you know that's what we're i think we're saying though we just saw the tape side of you we're like oh crap we need to protect this also i was swimming in the pool barely splashing when guys guys were effing can balling next to them okay i do remember. I do remember. I do remember me, him and his fiancee,

Doc Sunshine, right? So we're all walking down the strip and we're really drunk. And so we're just walking and then come in. The other direction is a giant group of hockey fans because the Golden Knights game had just ended, right? And then Eric sees these people with like avalanche fans and he just starts

chirping at him yeah they're trying to get into it dude doc just starts yelling at him i'm just oh my god and i'm just in the middle like what the hell is happening right now oh no so eric and i we were drinking at this event and then i saw from across the room, I was like, Oh, that's a, what a Logan Paul's cohost for a podcast. And Eric goes, you want to go beat his ass? No. Every group has a wild card. I know.

I like to be fair. I probably would have joined you. I probably want to be his ass. I like to run up to people like, and slap their ass and keep going. Then I started thinking about Tyler. Tyler would go buy a fake chain. He would be wearing a tank top, and he would have a hat cocked off to the side and some sunglasses. And he would just be super quiet, just feeling himself.

He would have tried to become Mr. 305's overweight cousin. Don't you get red face when you drink? Well, Tyler gets red face for you drink bald well tyler gets red face for just like being outside with like temperatures above 70 degrees yeah more so talking and breathing tyler actually gets some confidence like more confidence when he's drunk but he's also very easy to manipulate and to force into things so to be fair that's i'm easy to manipulate when i'm sober yeah that's true yeah that's true but uh morongo's coming next one of my old co-workers uh when i worked at a tv station he was a much

older man and he always told me and this is when i was like super young i was probably 1920 he goes whatever you do before you get old you gotta go to miami he goes the women the weather i'm just telling you okay y'all gotta go to Miami. He goes, the women, the weather. I'm just telling you, y'all got to go to Miami. I'm telling that to you. I'm passing on that knowledge that you have to make it to Miami

before you get old. All right. Damn, I guess I got to go soon. Let me pop this kid out and we'll go. I know. I'll be Miami, bitch. Let's go. Thanks.

Yeah, and then, oh, and it wasn't too expensive i know it's gonna sound fancy but you can actually have dinner at the versace mansion in miami it's right there on the strip and it is awesome also go to mango's pitbull he was shouting out mangoes back in the day and i went there and it's freaking awesome it's just like a turnip bar. It's fun. Miami seems like just trouble, waiting around every corner. I know.

Delicious food, drinks. Delicious women. All you got to do is just stay on the Strip, though. Don't go off the Strip, because it's kind of like New Orleans. If you go outside the touristy areas, and you're not from there, it could be dangerous. Hey, Tyler, I got a great idea. We're going to go. I'm going to get drunk, and we're going to go off could be dangerous. Tyler, I got a great idea. I'm going to get drunk and we're going to go off the strip.

I will gladly smuggle cocaine. Don't say that! How? You know how. I'll tape it around my stomach. Look, I already have it planned out. They already think I'm fat. We'll just tape it around my stomach.

I'll just look fat, so let's go. All right. Okay. Speaking about food, food news. You guys want some food news? Yeah. We'll start off some food news for our good friend Brett here. Impossible Foods introduces impossible sausage links.

All in, all out. Hell yeah. Nope. In. They look legit. In. I don't like anything sausage. Well, I mean, that's not true, but I don't like-

Did your nose just grow there, Pinocchio? What was that? I don't like sausages. Well, it's fake meat. Come on. Okay. How about this? Beyond Meat debuts Beyond Meat jerky, all in, all out.

I seened it. I have seened it at Walmart. I didn't buy it, but it looks delicious. How, of all people, how did you not buy that? I wasn't hungry for it. It was a really hot day. I wasn't in the mood for jerky. So you just save it for later.

I didn't want to spend the money. You guys know jerky. It's like six, seven bucks. I had to buy an action figure. That's at least 20 bucks. Come on. I like alien jerky. Oh, yeah.

I love just stopping alien jerky. Yeah, colon cleanser. I'm going to have to send you guys some. That Bucky's jerky. Oh, yeah. I love just stopping alien jerky. Yeah, colon cleanser. I'm going to have to send you guys some. That Bucky's jerky. Oh, yeah. Bucky's me. Somebody sent a Bucky's care package to the radio station, and it's not from Tyler. Nice.

Oh, actually, they did send Bucky's jerky, which actually was going to go to me. But since I'm a vegetarian, it went to Mr. Eric. Have you had it yet? It's pretty good. Yeah. It was good? Yeah. Nice.

They had a bunch of Bucky's different chips and snacks, and it was so freaking good. Remind me before Morongo to stop by, and I'll see what I can grab. Okay. Okay. So many promises with Tyler all the time. They have Bucky's onesies, don't they? They do. I'm not making a promise on that.

We'll see. All right. Duncan Donuts has collabed with Elf Cosmetics to come out with a makeup line. Now, do you ever get these collab makeup lines, Julianne? No. On anything? They have Animal Crossing. No.

What else have they had? I can't really remember. You know, I'm not big into makeup. Girl, you wear makeup every day. I know. I wear makeup every day, but I'm not into name brands. I mean, Elf is not really that cool. It's like a dollar for their makeup.

Well, actually, it's on the rise though. I mean, I guess this is where I'll tag in since I have to buy it for my wife all the time. Disney has a huge deal. They have a bunch of stuff. Like Cruella had a deal. Yeah. A collab. Batman did.

Wonder Woman. But I'm not one to like go out after those. I'll just go to like CVS and go buy some drugstore makeup is what I mean like I don't care it's not a big deal makeup's makeup to me

and they just charge an arm and a leg for their makeup just because it's their brand and I don't get down like that no okay are you let's say you had a pick

and you go to non-CVS okay are you a Sephora or an Ulta girl whichever one I see first. I think they're equally as cool. But I do have an Ulta next to me.

I'm more of an Ulta guy. It's convenient, so I would go there. Actually, my sister-in-law is going there today to get me some tinted moisturizer. Ulta has so much more though, too. They have a lot of variety. They have a lot of the higher- have a lot of like the higher end

quality stuff there that you wouldn't find anywhere like Jeffree Star when he had his items you could find them actually there. They also have hair products

and like hair dryers and all kinds of stuff. I've had the same hair dryer for like 15 years and I just barely got a new one for Christmas so that's how much I'm not like girly

you know. Alright we'll go shopping girl. Yeah. We'll glow you up. How did I tag into this? What the hell? Kellogg's debuts three new flavored

Frosted Flakes, all in, all out. They have strawberry, chocolate, and cinnamon. Yes, cinnamon. I like regular Frosted Flakes. I guess Corn Flakes would be that. I have a box on my fridge right now. A little bit weird about the strawberry one.

I don't know if that's going to taste good or not. All right. Here's one more piece of food news. And we talked about it on the Woody Show. Denny's debuts Endless Breakfast. All in, all out. That sounds like a challenge. So you get pancakes, you get eggs, you get hash browns, but no meats.

Meats are going to be like another dollar. Filler. I don't care. Sweet. Keep the pancakes coming, dude. I could join. Let's do this. Yeah.

Hash browns well done Give it to me Keep the pancakes coming Did they have this before and take it away They had an unlimited pancake thing I think IHOP had the unlimited pancake thing I think it was at IHOP the unlimited pancakes One of the two did have it

Here locally I finally Had Crazy Otto's diner Oh my god The portions looked humongous You can't even see the plate Here locally, I finally had Crazy Otto's diner. Oh, my God. The portions looked humongous. Yes, they did. Massive. You can't even see the plate.

Yeah. I highly recommend it. Crazy Otto's. It reminded me of Corky's Diner. Have you been? Or Corky's. Corky's Diner in Ranch Cucamonga. Have you been there? No, I haven't.

You haven't? Oh. Like, their portion sizes are really big and super good. That kind of sounds like Black Bear Diner. Oh, yes. I know. That, too. That, too. I felt like I was cheating on Black Bear Diner. Black Bear Diner. Oh, yes. I know. That too.

I felt like I was cheating on Black Bear Diner. Black Bear Diner. Five minute walk from my apartment. Let's go. Yes. Five minute walk. They have one in Havasu. They have hundreds of locations. I've seen one Black Bear Diner here.

I've seen one. Yeah. I mean. Sounds like Houston sucks. Yeah. That's not the greatest you've been bragging about. Sounds like you got to move. Yeah.

Oh. So, Julianne, We added you to the podcast Four or five podcasts ago And I'm so happy to have you here Thank you And I always tell people to rate and review the podcast And I went and checked out the reviews Just lately

Oh no The reviews probably got so much better They're all great the reviews are great but julianne does have a couple haters out there and it's so polarizing because people either love you or they hate you and i don't know why and it's usually like the haters are women why always but you know what's funny um when but? But I feel like you're always down with other women. I am, but I'm a lot for some people, and the things I say and the things that come out of my mouth,

I joke around with you guys a lot, and for people who don't know me, it comes off, I guess, that I'm stuck up or that I'm bitchy or I'm perverted, which I am bitchy, but I'm definitely not stuck up. I was going to say the perverted part. But I'm fun bitchy that I'm bitchy or I'm perverted, which I am bitchy, but I'm definitely not stuck up. I was going to say the perverted part. But I'm fun bitchy. I'm not mean.

I don't go out of my way to be mean to people. And whenever we would go to Woody's show events and I would meet people, they would tell me, oh my gosh, you're so much cooler to talk to in person than hearing you on the radio. You have this different vibe about you. Like, yeah, because you can't just judge a book by its cover you meet someone you figure out like okay they're cool peeps like i'll talk to them and that's like kind of my deal i think i don't know

also people jumped in on the comments i think it's tyler's brothers they're like julian just makes fun of tyler for being fat like all the time oh hey. Hey. But he is. Welcome to the rest of my life at Fat Fat Fat. I'm not the only one who does it. Look, it is like, look, I keep the haters around to keep me humble. I'm nourished by hatred. Let's go. Let's drop him off in Miami in that

fat part of the neighborhood. Let's get rid of him. At the same time, was I not telling you, Tyler, like I'm happy that I get to hear your voice all the time i was proud of you and excited for you for getting on your show legitimately were yeah i know when you mess around with me like it's all good fun you've never really said anything to me as far as i know no you've 100 meant like mean like that so i don't really care one time i hurt tyler's feelings with his ex-girlfriend because i was mean to her when we were at Morongo.

He was really mad at me. I apologized to him sincerely. Did I not? If I was a true bitch, I would have just stunned him. I was legitimately pissed. He was losing it. But hey, I was right, huh? You know what the best part about Tyler is?

Tyler just sits there and will stare blankly and not do anything you're like is he about to explode but he won't do anything i'm just sitting there stewing and i'm like it's kind of weird so i'll just be sitting there and the reason i just look blankly is because i want to do something but the back of my mind's like dude chill out relax like calm down that's what i always tell tyler just chill like there's yeah for the most part there's nothing to be upset over just chill you don't want to lose out on breakfast it's coming in a couple hours you don't want to get in trouble hey kick back on making fun of tyler

i will say this that uh getting back into working with retail i have to deal with let me let's be honest it's retail you deal with a lot of annoying people right and so part of that has made me kind of want to lash out just at really dumb people more. And I really try my best not to. But then, like I said, I still get that voice in the back of my head like, dude, chill, relax. You're probably never going to see this person again. Be zen. It doesn't matter.

You're fine. Yeah. Be zen. Hey, at least they're talking about us, good or bad. I know. So great. So thank you. And here's the other thing too

especially when it comes to the retail stuff i always think like you know i bet you this person doesn't realize that they are literally the butt of our joke every single day probably yeah they're oblivious to it they're probably going home they're like oh dude do you see that guy lids i'm ignoring that. I'm just kidding. You burned yourself on that one. He's all quiet. He's all thinking about it. He's stewing and staring blankly at the wall.

All right. Yeah, so speaking of rating and reviewing, please. Most of the comments that I read were on the Apple Podcast app. Please rate and review this podcast. We would greatly appreciate that. If you don't listen on the Apple podcast, wherever you listen to the podcast, let's say Spotify, every other places that you can write a review, please write a review. It helps us out, pushes us up in the algorithm, and we would love that. Something new that's in the studio that we're obsessed with, and I don't really know how to say it properly,

is called the Kendamana. Do you know what? Oh, that's the thing. So, yeah, I don't know how to say it. Randy's the one who dropped the name in the group chat. It's K-A-D-A-M-A-N-A. Let me see it. Yeah, you can read.

I can't. That one right there. So I'm just going to phonetically. Kendama. Kendama. Kendama. Now, Julianianne i don't know if you've seen the kendama no i don't even know what that is just this stick oh with the ball and has a streak on it and you're supposed to get the ball into the little cup right i can't do that

i have uh i've been the master right i would say you've had more success than me. I will not call you that. It's being competitive. He doesn't want to admit it. I would say you have had more successful attempts than me. Now, Google this thing. It's, all right, again, how you spell it is K-E-N-D-A-M-A. And so Eric, because I think he wants to be better than me. No, dude.

No, dude. This is video. This is big brother, bro. This is big brother. Why? Do you think I knew what this was called before Randy told us that? No. That video I sent to group message

so randomly on Instagram, this video of this dude who's sick as hell at this damn little Japanese play toy ball thing pops up on my Instagram. Why would that pop up on my Instagram? Why are you getting so mad? Because he thinks I'm trying to beat him. I'm not.

He's not to see that one, Julian. I'm not. I'm like, Rex, I don't have that one. He's all in the shower. I was saying Instagram was listening and randomly this dude that I've never met before popped up on my Instagram. I didn't realize that. I thought you were like legit doing research.

No, big brother's always watching. That's true. We didn't even know what the name was until I sent that video. Oh shoot, it's going to pop up on my phone now too. Yeah, guess what? We're all going to be sick as hell with this now. If it does, I'll screenshot it and I'll text it to you. But this guy was really dope. We can barely even get it to hit the damn stick

every now and then. This guy's like spinning it and he's catching the stick with the ball and he had a wall of practice ones. He flipped it up in the air spun it caught it and landed on the little stick part

and this guy also like free balls it too he has no string it's just a ball and the stick wait no string then how I don't understand how

because he like flips it up yeah he like catches it and then tosses it oh I see yeah wow I don't know this is our new obsession

we get obsessed with things in the studio yeah we'll randomly have a hobby for a couple of weeks. So far, I'm the best at it. We had a yo-yo hobby for about a week, but then we broke the yo-yos. Remember when we had the Nerf guns? Yeah.

I was going to ask, has anything ever topped that hobby? No. We got in trouble. I'm telling you, the bombings haven't. We did? They told us to stop shooting in the hallways I was wondering why we stopped because we're going too crazy

also with this ball thing though what I'm afraid of because I really want to get the little now people google this it has a little pointy thing the pointy top of the stick can fit into a little tiny hole of the ball and that is my next goal is to get the little tiny stick into the hole.

I think that's impossible. I don't understand how this dude has found Instagram. He does it like it's nothing. So now that you've Googled the Kendama, whatever, now go to Instagram and Google this guy. Google him. Go to Instagram and find this guy. His username is my damn phone. You need a new phone. Yeah, my phone is jacked. Yeah, it is. And his username

is Jeremy.Lemery. Jeremy, J-E-R-E-M-Y dot Leremy. Same thing with an L. Okay. And then see how good this guy is, and then we can't even. Okay, so I'm afraid that this thing is going to hit me in the face, the ball, because I want to get into the little hole so bad. You actually do get kind of close, and it kind of upsets me.

Now I'm like, should we buy more of these? This guy has decorative ones and he had a wall of five or six behind him. I may have watched his videos. You know what I also didn't realize? The bottom of the stick has a little cup on it too.

It looks like an ice cream cone. Do you know that? I gotta get better. Guess who's gonna be here while you guys are on vacation? Oh, yeah. Guess who's going to buy one on vacation? You guys know that there's Daiso locations all across the country here. And you can get one of these kendamas there for probably two bucks. For real.

Where are you going on vacation, by the way? I'm just going to kind of just stick around locally you you're gonna stick around look if he's gonna stick around locally he's gonna take the cup and ball with him in practice yeah well what what happened is like to do last minute booking of travel insanely expensive the restrictions just got lifted we didn't think like yeah we should book anything i mean we booked something for july but usually at the beginning of the year january we usually just book out the entire year but stuff was so up in the air we decided this first vacation that we would just chill unfortunately everything did get lifted and everyone's out traveling everywhere but right now again if you book it's insanely expensive. It's not worth it.

All the vacations for the rest of the year, we're going to book out and have a bunch of fun. So don't worry, Julianne. The gram will be hot. Good. I want to see all that food. For real, though. All right.

We're going to get out of here again. Big thank you to Joe Coy, Joe Coy podcast for having us out at his show. Can't wait for the Netflix special. Listen to Joe Coy's podcast at J-O-K-O-Y.com. That's J-O-K-O-Y.com. Shout out to his girlfriend, Chelsea Handler. She's very nice. Shout out to our boy, Fluffy.

Thank you for your hospitality. And we can't wait to see your other event. Unfortunately, I'm going to be out of town. thank you for your hospitality and we can't wait to see your other event unfortunately i'm gonna be out of town but it's happening at franken sons april 6th from 3 to 9 p.m so it's a free event go check it out city of industry or rolling heights whatever you think it is uh you'll find it type it in the navigation it's off the 60 it's there you'll find it it's very hard to miss it's there. You'll find it. It's very hard to miss. It's literally right off the highway. We saw it. Get there early, get parking. And if you are a little upset that it happened to be the one time menace was

there, because I don't know if you saw this mess. People were hitting us up going the one time I didn't go to Frank and son's menace was there. Like what the hell you guys decided to roll through. We met so many listeners when we were there. Yeah. Tons.

And it was awesome meeting all of them, but we're going to go back again very, very soon. We won't be able to go for the second one for Fluffy. You guys should. But if you guys go to Frankincense, keep an eye out for us because I think we're going to go back and buy some stuff.

I didn't get to buy a damn thing. I know, that's your heaven, dude. Why? I expected to come back and you'd be like, yeah, man, I found this Batman thing. I know. There was so much stuff that he did want to buy,

but I was kind of rushing him out. Well, and also, I started flipping through little baggies of action figures. True. I'm assuming that's a spot you want to like, you know,

take your time and rummage through some boxes. Whenever I go to that spot, I think I spend at minimum like three hours there. That sounds about right. Yeah, see, I didn't have time for that,

but I did find a bunch of cool Star Wars toys that I got to go back for. Nice. Sometimes do. Keep an eye out for us. check out man kim they are a band they are good friends of ours you can stream man kim wherever you find music if you see them on a lineup somewhere make sure you go check them out because they are so much fun live if you are in prescott

arizona are gonna drive through pres through Prescott Arizona check out this new restaurant it's called the Black Goat my friend put it together I'm very excited for that check out the Nerd Now Podcast just go to nerdnowpodcast.com check out the Friday Hour every Friday on Twitch with myself and Ravy just go to fridayhour.com

pick up Diego Hot Sauce listen to the Sex with Emily Podcast just go to Friday hour.com. Pick up Diego hot sauce, Diego hot sauce.com. Listen to the sex with Emily podcast. Just go to sex with Emily and follower at sex with Emily on Instagram. And don't forget, listen to the mothership, the Woody show money through Friday on the I heart radio app.

And before I forget blankets, blankets, blankets, blankets by Tracy.com. That's T R a Ctracy.com. That's T-R-A-C-E-Y.com. Eric, I have to thank your mother once again because it's been raining in Los Angeles. Very chilly in the household.

So I've been layering up on those blankets. And so if you need a blanket, check them out. They're super comfortable and they keep you warm at blanketsbytracy.com. What is happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique lately, Brett? Well, as the resident shipping and management

department for Shasta Jeans Boutique, I can tell you that I have been to the post office multiple, multiple times this week. It is dumb booming, and you know what's booming? Crystal ball sacks. That's my favorite. If you have a crystal ball, maybe you have some crystals you just want to carry with you, Sack up.

These are very dangerous. They can get magnified by the sunlight and cause a fire. You don't want to do that. You also don't want to fade your crystals by losing their potency of color from sunlight and being just dried out. So you want to protect it with a nice crystal ball sack.

We have tons of velour colors. We have purple. We have red. We have black. Different types of rope and different sizes. You can find all those at ShastaJeansBoutique.com or go to my Instagram at St. Bort and click on the link tree. It is right there. You can go find it. You can also get cuddle sacks for your small pets. You can get some alien t-shirts, alien earrings,

tons of jeweled bracelets. Question. Yes. Does she have crystal holders? Like something to hold your crystals? Yes. The crystal ball sacks also work as crystal holders. Very perfectly. Because one of mine fell behind my nightstand and it's too heavy for me to move it. But I gotta get it. But if I had a crystal sack holder that wouldn't have happened. Alright. Yes. I think

you should get one at ChesterJeansBoutique.com Thank you. Maybe I shall. Do that. I will ship it directly to you. Thank you. You can just hand it to me That's what I mean I'm still in the shipping department Alright It's been shipped and I'm handling it

Exactly Just a heads up Again, gonna be on vacation So no podcast next week But please Follow us on social media At Menace

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You just shouted that out. Yep. Tyler, you're at Heavy T now. Heavy T on air? Heavy T on air. Yeah, and you have your weekend show, too. So you'll be on the radio. Yes.

Haven't done it in a minute because Astro spring training obviously conflicts with the time we are on. But as the regular season gets rolling, I believe the Astro games start at one in the afternoon local time. We're usually on at about 11. So hopefully we're going to get the shows back rolling pretty soon. Oh, nice. Toss into games.

Sick. That's pretty cool. But shout out the name of it. Is it a podcast oh yeah the name of the show is uh riding the pine with brian lalima you could also search that wherever you find your podcast to hear the last show which is the one i did solo uh when it is live it is on at 11 central. That would be 9 Pacific. And we usually run for about two hours.

You can find that at Sports Talk 790. Just search that on the iHeartRadio app. And call in and don't mess with them. You know, come on. This is Tyler having fun, doing a weekend show. Be a part of it. If you love talking sports, call in and support our boy. Julianne, do you have anything to say before we leave?

I just want to give a quick little shout out to Felicity because it's her birthday on Saturday. Oh, what? It's going down. Audiosis. She's going to be the big old seven popping bottles over models.

I've seen the videos of Julianne's family parties. There'll probably be keg stands and beer bongs for the parents. Oh, hell yeah. Felicity's holding up the beer bong for mom, you know? No, we're just going to the beach. They have like a little grassy area. Yeah, so we're going to just do like a little descendants party.

And then if we want to walk down to the beach. What time's the fight at so I can show up for that? I'm about to slap somebody. Like Will Smith. Noise. Yeah, that's it. Tyler, do you have anything to say before we leave? Real quick, so shout out to my brother, Jarrett,

whose birthday is today, actually. Happy birthday. And since we're not on next week, shout out to my mom, whose birthday is next Thursday. Still like eight more birthdays in that family. I know. I know, right? On top of that, baseball birthdays in that family. I know. I know, right? On top of that,

baseball returns in one week. Let's go. All right. And Eric, how many more days until football starts? Oh, I don't have the counter. Hold on.

Oh, wow. I don't have the counter. Hold on. You should last. Hold on. You should last. All right. Brett, Brett, Brett.

Yeah. I'm giving Eric more time. I'm giving him more time. I'm giving him more time. Yeah. Just one quick thing. Yes? R.I.P. Randy.

R.I.P. Randy. Ghost of Randy. Ghost of Randy. The Ghost of Randy lives forever. Eric? 160 days, guys. 160 days. Yeah.

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