What's New Podcast - Julianne in studio, Tyler and ladies, NFL schedule & more!

Episode Date: May 13, 2023

On this episode we have Julianne in studio, Tyler and ladies, NFL schedule & more!

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I'm Menace, I'm joined by Borch, aka Brent. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the one show morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. Hello. We are not joined today by Eric or Randy, but filling in for both of them because she has enough personality to handle both. That would be Julianne. What's up, Julianne?

Hi. And, of course, not making the effort to drive in today to join us in studio. That would be Tyler coming to us live from Wiener, California. He works for the Better Sports Network. Julianne, you said you had a question for Tyler. I do. So you're back at home with your parents.

Are you back in the same room with 10 brothers, all in one room? Okay, first off, I don't appreciate the Tyler slander that just started off this podcast. So that's number one. I just didn't want to deal with traffic. It was nothing personal. Oh, but I did. And if I can do it, you can do it. Number two, ignoring that completely,

number two, I actually do have my own room. So while I was living in Texas, most of my brothers had moved out. There is only one here now besides me. So all 10 of your brothers grew up besides you and one other one? I mean, the one that's still here is the youngest one, so I'll let that one slide.

He's only 22, I think. But me, I mean, like I was two years ago. Yes. Yes. I'm the oldest. We're going right back to the top. All right. Well, moving on.

Just real quick. We all went to Las Vegas last weekend. Not everyone is here to do the recap. But the big question was Friday. We did the podcast. And then Saturday, I went to the lovers and friends music festival which was absolutely awesome missy elliott mariah carey master p soldier boy christina aguilera and so many more now saturday did you finally figure out what you

were gonna do tyler because i did get some little video clips in our recap that you went and hung out at the pool yeah so we went and hung out at the pool at the wind, which is a great pool by the way. And the day was literally absolutely perfect outside. Not too hot, not too cold, just right smack dab in the middle. We hung out over there. We went to grab something to eat. We ended up going towards the MGM area for the golden Knights game, which was a total bust because the Knights got absolutely killed. It was 4-0 by the end of the first period. And we ended up ordering room service

and just watching the Lakers and the Dodgers game in the hotel room, which was pretty fun. Nice. I would like to also add, Metis called it the win room service coming through for everybody. Was I wrong? The win room service is absolutely clutch they have a really good uh steak sandwich and i think it's like a new york steak sandwich in it but it is so delicious we

ordered crab cakes lobster quesadilla i know there was a couple burgers in there like dude we were stuffed i don't even know if we finished everything we were full that's what i've been saying right if you stay at the win you don't really need to go to any other restaurants because the the quality of the room service is just up there with like most of the restaurants on the strip now julianne did you get to see the recap video where tyler was sitting by the pool showing off his guns and his tattoos because i don't know about that that was some discussion in the studio no thank you it was in the video you could have at least watched yeah first no you could have accidentally 45 seconds if it's a prize i thought you were gonna say did you get the invite to go oh i knew that because i

didn't wow i'm sorry i would love to you know talk about the win and all the great food that they had. But here I am sitting silent. Okay. All right. I'll be honest about one thing. The sushi we had the night before, my sushi had gold flakes on it. It was amazing. Oh, was that the sushi I missed out on?

Yeah. You know what the funny thing is? So Brett came with us and Brett says, hey, I'm going to order. If it doesn't come before I have to leave because Brett had a plane to catch on Friday night, he said, you guys can have it. Of course, the time comes. Brett's like, hey, I got to leave.

Food came about two minutes later. Oh, no. I got half the food and I ate it in about five seconds. The sushi I got was amazing, but dude, I left some veggie egg rolls behind. I can actually confirm because I did try one. Veggie egg rolls were absolutely delicious.

We need to figure out our next trip and then Julianne, we will invite you on the next trip. Yeah, because I'm not pregnant anymore, guys. I know, see, we've offered for you to come along to a lot of things and then every time we call you up, you're like, I'm pregnant. It's like, girl, calm down.

Yeah, what if all of a sudden we play this next trip and all of a sudden you're like oh i'm pregnant again but you guys i'll go pregnant i don't care yeah gross at least julianne could go toy shopping with me you know if she's pregnant i guess pick out toys for the kid or something oh i thought you meant like sex toys all right well julianne i did see that you are having fun without us i saw some recent instagram photos yeah of you out with a bunch of ladies. How many ladies were you out with, you think? Maybe like 12, 16. 12, 16 ladies.

What were you guys doing? It was my friend's 40th birthday. Ew. I know. I know, right? Gross. Thank God I'm not 40. But the theme was neon, oh yeah i have neon nails yeah and you all

kind of dressed alike and stuff yeah we all did yeah we got a party bus uh-huh and um while we were on this party bus way home there was a stripper pole okay the bus and of course you didn't take advantage of it i mean no i happen to be standing beside it so as i was dancing beside it the birthday girl decided it would be a great idea to lift my dress up okay and you know whatever i didn't care my dress was up not a big deal and mind you our husbands were all there too okay so anyways then she decides to then pull my underwear down oh wow that's when i sat down and pulled them back up and then stood up kept dancing but she did it about like five times oh she kept on pantsing yeah she kept on me see now how come we don't get the invite to that yeah that's what

we're asking i don't remember being a party bus okay this kind of messes up my question though because there was guys there but i didn't see them in the photos you only showed the ladies oh did i yeah oh i by the way i don't want to see dudes in there anyway okay good but here's the question all right okay sometimes you do go to gatherings where there's only females okay now if you did this gathering and only women were there okay and it's getting late into the night and then suddenly Tyler appears. Nope. Don't like where this is going.

Tyler appears out of the group of ladies. Would Tyler get lucky? No. Now, I know that's your automatic saying right now because you're sober. No. At the end of the night, Tyler comes in. Drenched in sweat. Drenched in sweat.

Just oozing. Machismo. Machismo. Mm-hmm. You're telling me Tyler couldn't hook up with one of those ladies? Come on. Keep it 100. I don't think Tyler has machismo.

Apparently, you haven't been with Tyler in Vegas. So you need to experience his 40- stare keep it real julian okay you don't have to call out a certain lady but you're telling me he couldn't get with one of those ladies i'm not saying in the beginning of the night towards the end okay the bus driver maybe even though it was a guy no i don't think so. Because Tyler sober sweats and Tyler drunk is just profusely sweating. Like he just jumped out of the pool. When you guys do the podcast and you are in the room where all the cameras are at. Yeah.

Why is he so sweaty? Why? It's the lighting. But Tyler. I'm sweaty. sweaty no offense not just you but randy's so sweaty too to be fair to tyler and to randy it is my fault that they didn't look great on camera oh because nor did i did you make them no what happened was right before we started recording and i know what you're talking about you're talking about when we were at the win the most recent clips that were posted yeah the blue wire studio yeah just the recent ones i was Because right before we started recording, and I know what you're talking about. You're talking about when we were at the Wynn. The most recent clips that were posted.

Yeah, the Blue Wire Studios. Is it just the recent ones I was talking about? We'll go with those ones and then we'll backtrack. Let's just, as an example, they asked me right before we started recording, they're like, oh, we're going to use these two cameras for these two guys. And they were the lower quality cameras from the ones that were on me, the ones that were on Eric, and Brett. Okay. So with the amount of lighting in that studio,

you're going to kind of sweat. So you got low quality cameras and you got the sweating. And so the cameras create water driplets coming down their forehead. Yeah. Like it was a hot 70 something. It's Vegas.

Exactly. It's Vegas. If you're not sweating, you're not in Vegas. You said it was the perfect time to be in Vegas. Not too hot, not too cold. Okay, and I'm sweating from all the sin that is happening around me. You have no sin going on. No one's sinning with you.

That's not true. That's not true. Tyler's in Vegas. He's sinning immediately the moment he walks into town. The second I crossed the state line, I was sweating already. So much sin everywhere. Look, the good little Christian boy couldn't hold back, and it was a hot 70 degrees,

and we had a journey to get to the studio. There was no time to change. All right, but you're getting off topic. Oh, my bad. The question was, yes, you're deflecting again. At the end of the night, Tyler comes slides on in your ladies are all hanging out all night they don't have any men around you're telling me not one of them would hook up with tyler no no shut up you you could you see my friends from my post they're all i would say about

an eight or above right am i am i right? I think that I am. I have good looking friends. Tyler's not up to par. Maybe he's up to par with a two or a three, but he's definitely not up to par with any of my friends. Tyler? Okay, first off, it only takes one to say yes. So that's number one.

And zero. I wouldn't do it anyway because as soon as I walked up to him, I have the sense of sin. Okay, it's happening. I don't like it anyway because as soon as I walked up to him, I have the sense of sin. Okay, it's happening. I don't like it. We're going to pass. Wow.

All right. But if they were pregnant and married, then he'd be all over it. Exactly. Because as we know, Tyler tries to – didn't Tyler say that he was hooking up with married ladies in Texas? He did. He did. Multiple times.

Okay. I was going to give him a pass. No, he said that. Look, look, look. It's not my fault that whoever she's with is not doing their job. It's not my job, okay? Jeez. All right.

Okay. Homewrecker Tyler returns. It's your new nickname. Jesus, man. Okay. I mean, there's like two that could get with Tyler in this picture, I think. Yes. No way. Yes. No way.

Yes. Julian, you would be so disappointed at the end of the night. Show me which one. We need to test this out. Tell me next time you're going to have a gathering. I legitimately have a question. Ooh, okay. Let's just say for the hell of it that I did end up hooking up with one of your friends.

Would you completely disown them? No, but I would make fun of them to the day they died. Okay, I mean, that's fair. That works for me. Okay, that's fine. I'm in the back. I'm like, still hit it. I got mine.

Whatever. Imagine Tyler in the back of the bus. Oh, yeah. Hey, Juliet, check this out. She loved my tattoos. i'm mounting your friend yeah i'm disturbed that you know what he would say and now we're picturing it more concerned that my voice is that raspy well you're gonna be gassed yeah you you're probably gassed within 30 seconds of starting all right well uh it takes tyler you're gonna have to help us out with

this one but the nfl schedule was released very exciting that's why eric and randy are not here because they're busy working at the nfl office right now now uh i was looking at the chargers because that affects us immediately some exciting games it kicks off with the dolphins on september 10th then you have the raiders game that's going to be october 1st a cowboys game which you know cowboys are huge in los angeles so that's uh october 16th and then for eric christmas comes early because december 23rd the bills are going to be playing the Chargers at SoFi Stadium. Go Chargers. I know.

I know he's going to be super excited. Looking over to the Rams for Woody and Ravy. You got the Steelers playing October 22nd. Now for you, Julianne, the Raiders. You might want to check out this game. October 15th versus the Patriots in Las Vegas. That might be pretty fun. Why don't we all go then?

Because it's going to cost a billion dollars to go. Come on. You can work your magic. For that many people? Yes. That would be a fun game. I believe in you. All right. Let's look into it.

Tyler, what are your thoughts on the schedule? Anything that you want to check out? So for me personally, because my team is the Falcons, not really. Now, as far as Chargers bills go, I will gladly go to that game right before Christmas. It's going to be a Saturday game. And Eric can't even use the excuse. I have work because you know what? He works 30 feet away.

So he can make that game. So he'll be fine. Dude, that'd be so sad if he couldn't make the game though and he was right there working i know eric well enough i think we all do to know that he will find a way to be there so there's that now as far as my team goes the closest they get to california this year is in arizona so i believe that game is in the middle of october so depending on what i'm doing with work, I might make the trick over to Phoenix to go see my team play. Cause that'd be fun. But you know, I mean the chargers

have some really good games and six of them are prime time. Perfect slot. Like I'm looking at the schedule right now. They have Monday night football in week six against the Cowboys. They have Sunday night football the next time they're on, which is week eight against the bears week 12 is another Sunday night football against the time they're on, which is week eight against the Bears. Week 12 is another Sunday night football against the Ravens. And then that game against the Bills, it's a Saturday night. So the Chargers have a really, really good schedule. I know it's solid. It's super exciting.

Shout out to their anime video. They killed it again. I know. That was great. Right? Even Brett loved it. One thing about the Chargers schedule release video is that in each clip or each still where they show which they're playing there's so many hidden easter eggs like

if you follow the nfl season as closely as me eric or randy do there's so many hidden things in like each frame i highly encourage you guys if you haven't seen it go check it out it is absolutely hilarious there is a cash out voucher because the Raiders play in Vegas. So the second time they show up on the screen, there is a cash out voucher that pops up and that cash out voucher has a QR code on it. Scan that QR

code. Watch what happens. It's pretty funny. All right. The Charger Social is always super on point, too. I love it. All right. You guys want some food news? Yes. Oh, yeah. Check this out. Wendy's is offering a junior bacon cheeseburger for only one cent on may 26th and all you got to do is buy something and you can get it for one cent really pretty cool right okay that's solid yeah i'm there good one i love wendy's i's. It's just not super convenient to me at all.

Yeah, I like Wendy's too. I think it's weird how their burgers are square. Yeah. Isn't that strange? Like, why? I mean, it sets them apart. To be different, yeah. It sets them apart.

That way you always know. They're the square burger. Here we go. So additionally, the owner of Wendy's chose the square patties because he could fit more hamburgers on the grill at once. I thought you were going to say in his mouth. We can test that. Matt is. How do you feel?

Oh, so there was the Wendy's Baconator. And when it first got released, we did a thing called the Baconator Challenge on how many Baconators I could eat within an hour. And I ended up puking, right? Shocker. And the Wendy's people got upset with us that I was puking this up on air, right? But the Baconator sales went through the roof. We did this in San Francisco,

in the San Francisco Bay Area. So tell me that it didn't work. It totally worked. It totally worked. It totally worked. They got a ton of sales out of it, but they're mad because I puked it up. Did you tell them you're welcome? You're welcome.

Oh, and by the way, I have yet to be, I have yet to have still gone to Jack in the Box. Okay, cool. I'm still waiting for you guys to take me. To get it together. Okay. Damn right.

Okay, real quick. I don't understand why brands will frown upon something like that when you know your sales are going to go through the roof so me and randy were having this conversation on the way to vegas while we were driving because there's the super famous video of there being a screamo music concert at a denny's oh yeah there's a pit going on yeah yeah and that guy says he's like what's up what's up what's the what the f is a Denny's and there's a pit going on. Yeah, and that guy says, he's like, what's up? What's up? What the F is up, Denny's? And Denny's got all pissed off

and I'm like, Denny's, that's the most recognition you've got since the 90s. What are you talking about? It was so viral. Yeah. It looked so much fun, too. Oh, I wish I would have known. I think it was in your area, actually. Was it? Yeah. It was in Santa Ana. Oh it? Yeah. It was in Santa Ana.

Oh, Santa Ana. Pretty close. By the way, this conversation was so intense between the two of them that after they picked me up from the toy store, after I took an Uber to the toy store, they were still talking about it. They did not stop. They were like, all of a sudden, Tyler's like, look, Denny's.

Yeah, like the video? Look right over there. But he didn't say Denny's at first. He just pointed. And I thought he was talking about the Chase building. We were talking about Denny's. And guess what? There was a Denny's outside. What the F is up, Denny's?

He's like, Randy, mosh pit, let's go. Come on. All right. Let's hit it. In other food news, Grain and Barrels elvis whiskey is being released and and it's gonna be called midnight snack now this is peanut butter banana and bacon flavored whiskey all in or all out all in i'm in i love screwball whiskey that's a sprinkler peanut butter yeah dude i get in trouble with that peanut butter whiskey peanut butter butter whiskey. Oh, it's so good, but so dangerous.

Oh, heck yeah. Because I just drink it, drink it, drink it. And remember, guys, when I was drinking that and then I walked through the screen door? Oh, yeah. In Palm Springs. Oh, yeah. It was lit. I would understand more if it was a clear sliding glass door, but a screen door is black,

so you should have seen it. It was at night. The worst part is, I showed up the next day, and Benis was like, I can't have any more screwball. I got in trouble. I'm like, what'd you do?

Walked through the screen door. I was doing way too much. Okay, Keurig. Anybody have a Keurig here? I have one. No. I love it. Not anymore.

No? No? No Keurig fans here? To do fresh brew. Fresh brew now. Well, Keurigig they made their first ever ice coffee machine that's very exciting i'm down for that i would love to have those okay yeah i have an espresso coffee machine with a 500 one yeah the really super fancy nice one i got it

as a gift i hate it oh my god my brother has one i went to go visit him in massachusetts and every morning my mom would wake up and make me one and it was legit. Really? You can have mine. Give it to me. It's trash. I love my Keurig more.

Really? Okay, I'll take it off your hands. All right, I'll hook you up. In other food news, Lay's Potato Chips is coming out with sandwich flavors, BLT, Cuban and Buffalo Chicken, all in or all out? Buffalo Chicken sounds pretty good. Yeah, I love Buffalo Chicken flavors, so I would try that.

I'm all out. What? Why? You know, I don't really get down with the flavored chips. I mean, if they were Doritos, then I would give it a shot, but you said Lay's, right? Yeah. Lay's are good. Unless it was Sriracha. Then we'd be talking. Buffalo Chicken doritos sound really good right now see that all right that's my jam

yeah so julianne on this podcast we usually do like a what you're watching yes okay and like what are you watching lately i don't give a crap about what you're watching okay but you are a mother and i just i just want to know what are kids watching these days you know because the last thing i heard was like thomas the train and blues clues like what's cracking or uh paw patrol okay well my baby she's just watching frozen frozen 2 and um moana okay and i tried to interrupt her just today to say goodbye and she was not having it so i can't interrupt her when she's watching that. But Felicity, she's watching some anime show, and I feel like I saw Dragon Ball Z on it.

Oh. But she's watching it from the very beginning, and there's 26 seasons, I guess. Jeez. Oh, okay. There has to be Dragon Ball Z then. Yeah. Because he's wearing an orange jumpsuit, and he has the yellow hair with the bandana. Yeah, that's Dragon Ball Z. And she calls it something, but I don't know what she's saying.

But it's not Dragon Ball Z. It's called something else. So anyway, she's starting to get into anime things. And she's huge into YouTube. So they don't really watch shows anymore. It's all about YouTube and watching people unwrap things or making videos. That's it. Or people taking their makeup off.

Off? Off, yeah. So they have masks that they do for Halloween, and then they'll peel it off their face. And she likes to watch that. Kids like some weird stuff, man. But the anime, I'm down with that. Yeah.

TVZ, that's cool. She's into anime. I wish I knew the name of it. But what I'm watching, since you are so curious. Here we go, Tyler. Get ready. Here we go. Okay.

Shadow and Bone, which is all right. I don't even know what that is. You don't know what that is. Sweet Tooth. Oh, Sweet Tooth, I've heard of. Just finished Sweet Tooth. Sweet Tooth is based on a graphic novel series. Is that the one with the elk kid?

Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah. And Bridgerton. It's about the queen. Oh the queen oh yeah i mean i've heard of that one yeah sweet tooth is really good it's like a acclaimed like award-winning graphic novel series from vertigo okay and and when i just started getting into because a friend of mine told me i had to watch it because it's so funny it's not that funny but um schitt's creek I know we used to talk about it on The Woody Show all the time when it first came out.

I never watched it, but now I think I'm in season four. Oh, okay. Yeah, so I'm digging that show. I'll be honest. That show is good. The first season and a half is a really slow burn, but it picks up after that. Yeah, agreed, agreed.

All right. Well, the only thing that I'm watching is Beef. It's on Netflix, and it's about a road rage incident that just goes super far. But there was an episode that I watched last night. I think I've watched 10 episodes so far. There's like a visual in there that I'm haunted by now. Oh, no. What?

Yeah, because it's like a super, I mean, I'm an exaggerated thing that happened between two people, but then it kind of gets into the, I don't want to give it away, but it kind of gets into like a person's imagination and the visuals in that person's imagination

is scary AF to me. Okay, okay. I understand what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a scene in, did you watch The Sandman, either one of you? Yes, I did. Okay, there was a scene where like

the Corinthian goes into a diner and pretty much makes everyone play out their dreams, desires, and then nightmares. And there's one scene in that with the nightmare that I went, this is so twisted. I cannot watch it. And I feel pretty sick right now. Isn't it crazy that there's people writing these stories?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. They're thinking of it. Yes. Yes. That's so trippy to me. Yeah. Yeah.

And they want more money for it. And then not just the people that write it, the people that can actually create it on the screen and make it look visual. You're like, oh, dude, that's a whole load of like twisted i know that's why i don't like to watch those scary movies like uh the hills have thighs just kidding the hills have eyes and and saw like people are really that demented to where they would do stuff like that yeah true i was just telling somebody that i walked out of two saw movies because of how just grotesque i got i'm

like i can't watch these because. Because it could really happen. That's why I like goofy horror movies with blood splatter and like, you know, all the blood pink and stuff. Yeah, where it's just over the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Michael Myers. Yeah. Michael Myers, okay.

Going back to something fun, Mother's Day. What's the plans? Felicity came out last night with a big, huge bag that's probably from the ground up to my chest full of items. And she's like, mom, you cannot look in this bag. I created stuff at school. And I also gave you some things that I didn't want, but I think that you would really want. I'm like, wait, you gave me stuff in your room that you didn't really want, but you thought I would want? And she's like, yeah. I'm like, hmm, Yeah, interesting. Okay, what could be in your room that I would want?

Because most of the things in her room are Star Wars. Yes. I know. Bring them to me. I'll take them. I'll give it to you. If it's anything Star Wars, they're yours. Okay, sweet.

But yeah, so tomorrow I'm going to my stepmom's house. I have a first birthday to go to. And then on Sunday, I have to go to a birthday party. So we're not even celebrating me yeah we're going to my stepmom's house to celebrate my stepmom um and my mom's off somewhere out so i can't hang out with her but for me yeah right no we have to go to my nephew's birthday party on sunday you better tell your kids to take you to mastro's in malibu or something i know and you know what so ke what? So Kevin's a welder. He started making me this gate for our backyard.

And he was going to give it to me on Mother's Day of last year. Yeah. It is still being made. And here we are a year later, and I still don't have that gift. So we don't celebrate Julianne on Mother's Day. Damn. But it's okay. I don't care. It's a cold game, Julianne on Mother's Day. Damn. But it's okay.

I don't care. It's a cold game, Julianne. It is. So what are you going to do for yourself then? You know, nothing. I really don't care about Mother's Day. It's not a big deal to me. Okay.

What if you give yourself a present, grab Kevin's credit card? Which is mine. And this should go to Mama. Can you adopt me? I can. Can you adopt Tyler too? No. One of my friends can adopt

him, right Tyler? Exactly. Okay, Tyler, there's at least two of this picture that I'm pretty sure you can. Can you show me which ones you're thinking? I'm curious which two you're talking about. Maybe later. I'm just saying, get Tyler drunk. He's a smooth talker after three hours.

There is one thing. Okay, Julianne, you do have to watch, if you have not watched the recap video of us hanging in Las Vegas, because there's a part where we're bowling. And I never really noticed, and Tyler brings it up all the time, his crooked arm. Yeah, I never noticed it until you mentioned it. Didn't you do something to your arm? You hurt it

a long time ago? Yeah, I broke it when I was four. I broke my elbow. But when he's bowling, you can mad see that thing's crooked. Really? Yeah, this one shot of him bowling, it is crooked AF. Which arm is it? It's your right arm, right?

My right arm, right? My right arm. My right arm. Yeah. Julian actually remembered something that Tyler told her while they were working together. I know. She's secretly in love with him. I know. No.

Please. Don't make me throw up. No, but I bring it up because, you know, it's a burn and then build. After all that smack talk on the pod about bowling tyler backed it up he said i'm gonna whoop everybody's ass at bowling and guess what he did he did he whooped everybody's ass at bowling wow suck it right tyler exactly eric thinks it was a rope a dope no i'm just that good okay okay so the first game i was awful but the first game i hadn't been bowling i think since maybe like 2018. yeah so

it's been about four years so i just considered the first game a warm-up game and the second game i cleaned everybody out like pretty easily it wasn't that hard do you spin the ball when you i do not so so here's the ironic thing is a lot of my family on my dad's side they're all a part of bowling leagues and all that stuff like that they're all really good at it and they know how to get like that ball to curve so like you'll shoot it from one side curves all the way the other and then it comes back in the middle towards the end I have no idea how to do that I've always kind of wanted to know how to do it but I'm just like I don't know if I'm gonna go bowling enough to like actually learn how to do it i know freaking rookie of the year rogan gardner

it over here i know because uh the first round i was awful as well nacho ended up winning and beating everybody crushing everybody and then it was tyler and i head to head on the second round and then i just whiffed on the very last turn and then Tyler just crushed it. You let Tyler beat you. I know. So mad, but not as mad as Eric. I was going to say,

Eric is so competitive and then have Tyler beat him, which makes sense. Why? I never heard from Eric after that. He was in his room sulking. Yeah, exactly. Oh no, not sulking.

He was just drinking more. Yeah. Okay. So mad. And you guys, not sulky. He was just drinking more. Yeah, sulky. So mad. And you guys are bringing up Eric. So just out of curiosity, why do you guys all, I mean, you two have always had facial hair, but what's up with Randy and Eric's mustache? Did you see that clip that I posted?

Oh, my God. I mean, it's like a caterpillar. One of the little hairy ones. It's not even a full-blown mustache. Can I share my theory real quick? Yes, Matt's like a caterpillar. One of the little hairy ones. It's not even a full-blown mustache. Can I share my theory real quick? Yes, minutes first. All right. My theory is that Randy just adopted it from Eric

because they work in cubicles right next to each other at the NFL office. I think he got it from him. That's one of my theories. Eric does it, at least when I started to notice him doing it, Movember where Eric supports cancer research and stuff like that so he had a reason to do it right so but then he just liked it and he kept it he he liked it yeah well i don't see what there is to like no but eric likes it you don't like it on eric or no No. No. You're not feeling it either? Eric is such a good looking dude that just doesn't do anything for his face. She likes pretty boy Eric.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And then Randy just looks... How do I say this without being racist? We'll say this kindly. Randy's needs work. We'll just leave it at that.

Yeah. There you go. I'll just leave it alone. Yeah. All right. Tyler. I was re-watching the clip and i was like dude i got it randy needs a pair especially for the mustache like

he can keep it but he needs to trim it badly because you can look at it there's parts of it that look longer than the rest of it and i'm like dude you need to get a hair trimmer throw that thing on either a number two or a number one and just trim it so you keep like the base of it and let it grow out again because that's how you let it grow thicker and you grow faster like the more you shave it the more you trim it the faster it grows so like he just needs some work he needs one of those beard patching kits i might hook him up for christmas but not only that he has gaps in between yeah so that's the problem with randy because i think randy is like uh kind of like every kid in middle school when they start getting their first mustache like oh i have a hair i'm gonna let it keep growing yeah right but there's no like what tyler's saying he doesn't shave it

or maintenance it to hope it'll grow more he's just like oh no i got some i'm gonna let it keep growing and eventually it'll grow out right he looks like a middle school child i bet you there's middle school children that have better mustaches than him. I've experienced this a couple times with the both of them. I know it started before the NFL and before they were in cubicles together. Eric did grow his out for Movember a couple times.

That's okay. He did really enjoy it. It was kind of like his COVID mustache beard. At one point, he had the handlebars going. I thought the handlebars actually looked kind of good on him. It kind of worked. Very like baseball-esque. He needs to do, I think he would look really good if he did the one that curls up.

You know what I'm talking about? Oh, the, yeah. The artist. The Raleigh Fingers mustache. The steampunk mustache. But Randy, when Eric first started growing it out, maybe Menace doesn't remember thisic first started growing it out maybe menace doesn't remember this he started growing it out too and it didn't really get anywhere he started doing a

full beard he's like i'm gonna grow a full beard and it really was just a mustache and once it got to a point where eric was like i'm bored of this i'm shaving it randy kind of shaves his too so i think you all yeah everyone's kind of on to the same thing here with why it's starting where it's going. You know, that's his muse, man. Not Randy loves Randy loves Eric. He looks up to him. Nothing wrong with that. You know,

if Randy's girlfriend digs it, then who am I? Who am I? I don't know if she digs it. I think he just does what he wants. That's how they start getting mullets at the same time together, don't you know? Mullet? I don't remember that.

Oh, yeah. Oh, there's mullets now. Yeah, it was also the COVID mullet happening. Originally, it was Eric, and then Randy started falling, and then Eric got rid of his, and Randy did as well. But Randy's trying to bring it back. He's trying to get a mullet. He's been shaving the sides, trying to grow it.

It just looks very- A mullet and stash. shaving the sides, trying to grow it. It just looks very... A mullet and stash. Yeah. It looks very... See what happens when you leave, Julia? I know. The second you start seeing that crap, you would be ripping his ass. Hell yeah, I would.

He lives in the wrong state to be rocking that. It looks good in a weatherman way. I like it. I guess, yeah. And if you're Joe Exotic, right? He has an Eddie Guerrero feel, okay? He's going for the Lucha Libre look. I guess. Yeah. And if you're Joe Exotic. He has an Eddie Guerrero feel. Okay. He's going for the Lucha Libre look.

For sure. All right, guys. Well, I can't keep this going too long because we have a big ass party tonight. The Woody Show. Fiesta. With all time, though. That'll be super fun. Congratulations to everybody that got tickets and won tickets to get in. That'll be super fun. Congratulations to everybody that got tickets and won tickets to get in. That'll be

super fun. I remember one of the first encounters ever with Tyler was at a Woody show party where he was drunk AF and he was trying to talk to Woody and I stopped him. This was before he got hired with us, right? He just like signed on.

Yeah, he was in he was like just about to get it. When you technically, yeah. Yeah. He was in. Trash. He was like just about to get it. When you just get a new job. Be trashed in front of your bosses. Are you going tonight, Tyler? I am not. I have some things I have to take care of, so I will not be there.

It's just that, you know, I don't think Tyler and Ravy have talked since Tyler left. And I know there's still a lot of. Sexual tension. Sexual frustration. Okay, first off, let's calm down. Because let's not forget let's not forget the same party the infamous Woody Show drunken podcast Chrissy Miss Party was the same time

that Tyler made out with Ravy. I refute the air horn on that. So Tyler doesn't want to go and have it be awkward. I see. If they don't rekindle that love. All right. Well.

Ravius can be so pissed at me. Before we go. I hate you so much right now. Before we go, shout out to our boy Joe Coy. J-O-K-O-Y dot com. Check out his website. See where he's at on tour last time i checked he was in sacramento and then maybe seattle i don't even know where he's at oh no he went to san jose uh he is all over the place and he's gonna be going overseas so again go to

joe coy.com j-o-k-o-y.com also shout out to our boy Fluffy, a.k.a. Gabriel Glacius. He has a bunch of Funkos out, and he is also doing shows all over the place. Just go to FluffyGuy.com. That's FluffyGuy.com. Check out Sex with Emily. Go to SexWithEmily.com. She has announced a couple dates

that she's going to be doing some book signings. That is going to be in June. I know that she has one in New York, and she has one in San Francisco. So if you'd like to meet her and pick up her book, go to barnesandnoble.com to get the book and then go to our social media to see where she's going to be on what dates. Shout out to our friends,

man, Kim, they are super active again on social media. Just follow at man, Kim. Also don't forget their tour kicks off in September. September 9th, I believe, is the first date. And they're going to be in Santa Ana.

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Go to blanketsbytracy.com. That's T-R-A-C-E-Y.com. Brett, what is happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique? Well, don't forget. ShastaJeansBoutique.com. It's with two O's because spooky. You can find beautiful jeweled necklaces, earrings, bracelets of all beautiful kinds for free shipping. Free shipping, man.

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or hit my Instagram at St. Bort. Link tree right there. Take you right to the website without having to hit anything else. At St. Bort on Instagram. Awesome. Oh, before I forget, I'm going to be in Las Vegas on Saturday the 20th. That's next week. Yes.

I'm going to be at Daiso. I'm going to be at Montecito Crossing. That is in Las Vegas. I know not Montecito, Yes. I'm going to be at Daiso. I'm going to be at Montecito Crossing. That is in Las Vegas. I know not Montecito, California. I'm going to be at Montecito Crossing Shopping Center. I'm going to be there from 3 to 5 p.m. in Las Vegas at Daiso. Come hang out with me. I have a bunch of giveaways.

And I know one of the giveaways is a $250 shopping spree. And that's going to go a long way at Daiso. So if you want more information, go a long way at Daiso. So if you want more information, follow our social media at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E, or at The Woody Show and stay up to date. But just come on out. Again, a bunch of giveaways in the Vegas area at Montecito Crossing. Check out the Nerd Now podcast. Go to nerdnowpodcast.com.

That's nerdnowpodcast podcast.com and don't forget listen to the mothership the woody show monday through friday on the iheart radio app julianne thank you so much for hanging out with us today and filling in for eric and randy julianne do you have anything to say before we leave well i definitely missed you guys and miss you too hopefully i can come back when the guy, when you guys are all here. Yes. Yes. Cause I miss all of you.

Rip those mother effers a new one. Even Tyler. Is he gone? Oh, I mean, I guess, I guess. Oh wow.

I think there's, here I am trying to be nice and you don't even take the bait. Speaking of sexual frustration, between the two of them over the mics is, it's overblowing. No. Okay. We now point out the mics is... Stop it. It's overblowing. No. Okay. Now point out the friends that... Now point out the friends, Julianne's friends, that Tyler could hook up with.

I'll show after. Yeah. After. You better show me. I want to see. But yes, no, thank you for having me. I appreciate it. I had fun with you guys.

No problem. I can't wait till the next time. All right. Tyler, anything to say before we leave? Two things. So one, because we mentioned earlier a little, what you're watching. So it just dropped on Netflix, I think a couple of weeks ago, but the King of collectibles is a really, really good show. Uh, but yeah, it's basically like a super high end version of pond stars. It's only six episodes long. I think

the first one's an hour and the rest of them are a half hour each really really good stuff definitely worth the watch second this is something I've never thought I'd say I finished a book and I'm kind of like wanting to read more which is 10 pages it was I think it was a little over 220. Wow. He's really trying to get real gravy. Okay, stop it. If you really like sports, definitely check out the Freezing Cold Takes NFL book. It's got a bunch of great stories

behind some really bad takes that reporters and other coaches have had. Really good stuff. But yeah, now I'm looking for another book spread i think i have my sights set on one um so my brother randomly wanted to watch world war z the other day so we just threw it on and i'm like oh yeah this was based on a book and i was looking into the book and it looks really good so i think i'm gonna try and check that out all right awesome your last minute statements are just always just so exciting to listen to.

Wow. I'm going to take that as a good thing and we're moving on. Alright, Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave? Yes. For all the wrestling fans watching AEW, Kenny Omega was robbed this week. He was robbed. That's my boy. I did see that.

I actually did see that. I'm very angry about this. However, Kenny Omega, the elite for life, they freaking rule. Watch their show, Being the Elite on YouTube. Two, baby metal rules. And three, let's start our damn weekend, man. We got a long weekend to go. Let's go. Let's go.

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