What's New Podcast - Julianne Update, Fight over Money, MLB Talk, Food News & More!

Episode Date: June 14, 2024

On this epsiode we talk Julianne Update,  Fight over Money, MLB Talk, Food News & More! 

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I'm Menace, I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Witty Show morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. We are joined by our friends Eric and Randy who are coming to us live from Downey, California. Just over yonder in Witty, California would be our boy Tyler and Randy, who are coming to us live from Downey, California, just over yonder in Whittier, California, would be our boy Tyler and our girl Julianne,

who just welcomed a brand new baby to the world. Hi. No breaks for Julianne. She back at it. But before we check in with Julianne, I just want to let everybody know that we actually are not going to be at raising canes june 18th from 11 to 1 p.m do not show up do not show up because uh they had a switch to opening date to later in july so we'll give you details on that but again if you're gonna hang out

with us at raising canes in north hollywood on j 18th. It is canceled. Do not show up. Julianne, thank you for bringing another child into the world, by the way. Hey, anytime. Another podcast, another baby, right? Last week we had Eric with his new baby. Julianne with her fifth baby or whatever number baby this is. Third baby. How was your experience?

It was really, really good. but it was my first time having an epidural so it was amazing for guys uh explain the epidural okay an epidural is this big fat ginormous needle that they put in your spine oh fun but yeah yeah it's definitely um a trip they um disperse the the medicine from your waist down and you just completely go numb and the best that's scary i know but you could still kind of feel like it's like if you sat on your leg too long your leg went numb that's kind of like what it feels like and then um they put a catheter that was my favorite part i didn't have to get to go to the bathroom the epidural was like game changer for her once they gave it to her. She's having these contractions and we got there, she got

there way early. We had like five, six hours of contractions before she got the epidural. And once they gave it to her, her mood changed. She was actually able to talk and like breathe and interact with people. That's kind of why I was involved because I had to hold up her leg because you lose kind of functionality down there because you can't feel the waist down. Damn. So, all right. How long has this baby been around? Today is the fifth day.

Oh, I can already hear it. No, no, no. That one's Serenity. Oh, that's the other baby? Yeah, that's the second one. Too many. She's been sick. She's been sick.

It's like Chuck E. Cheese up in there. Ooh, Chuck E. Cheese. No, I got home on Monday. And and of course the day we get home she has fever crying all night long so my third baby she's been quiet and stuck stuck in the room with me we've literally like stayed away from my second daughter because we didn't want to get the newborn sick wow somebody who has one baby hearing my second and third baby at the moment i'm like shivering i couldn't imagine eric you want to have more babies right or one and done yeah no no we want it we would love to have boy girl and so we got the boy out of the way but all right it's we've

had these talks like jokingly of course like there's moments during the birth and there's been moments the first like three weeks we're like dude we couldn't do this again we're gonna start over like we more likely will. It's also like new and just hard at the moment. Do you want to do that right away or do you want to have some separation? No, we want probably like at least two, three years. Okay. And then start it again.

I say just do it right away. That's your life. You ever want to see me again? I just say, yeah, but I just say like, knock it out. Like why like kick it for two years and then start all over again? Don't do it like me where there's like a, you know, nine year age gap between the first and the third. But how I did it with my second and third, that's pretty cool.

Because I just, yesterday I had to go to the doctors and I saw these, sorry, sorry. I saw these two little girls and they were about two years apart and they were just so cute together playing. So that's like perfect. It sounds like she's still in the nursery in the background. I don't know if people can hear it on the podcast. I know.

I'm sorry. No, no. It's a baby factory over there. I'm just looking forward to the fact that Julianne one day is just going to give up on their names and just call them baby number two. Yeah. Hey, number two, get over here right now. Two, three.

Well, over the weekend, I traveled to San Francisco, California, and I met my nephew, another baby, and Eric, I think you saw that I got him a Bucky's jacket that went over very well, very exclusive to the San Francisco area. And then the very next day, you guys will be into this, I went to a baby shower

and I was hanging out with all A's fans, and I was sitting down with them, and we were talking about the A's move, going to Vegas, and it was hanging out with all A's fans and I was sitting down with them and we're talking about the A's move going to Vegas. And it was very split. Just like when I went to go interview A's fans at the tailgate and Eric, you love to hear this, that some of the fans said that they will be moving to the Dodgers the second that the A's leave Oakland. Do you accept them into your fandom? Yeah, because it's like when you take over a territory in like a foreign land,

and then they can just kind of, you know, poke at the Giants fans when we're not around. Honestly, it was all East Bay people. If you know the San Francisco Bay Area, all A's fans. And I think there was like one person who says that they're still going to be rolling with the A's. It's like people are, oh, they get angry about new fans.

Oh, you're not an OG. You're not an original. It's like, well, one, how is the game going to grow? Your sport, your team going to grow? It's going to die out if you don't accept new fans. I've never been one of those. Like, oh, you weren't around when the team sucked. Like, yeah, I didn't even want to be around when the team sucked.

Why would they have been? Yeah. We are actually going to go to an A's game. We mentioned this here on the podcast. We're going to be going when the A's play the Dodgers and the whole crew, even Julianne, who just had a baby in Oakland, California. That will be happening August 4th. It's a Sunday.

I'm so excited. Brett's going to be there. I'm talking to everybody. Everybody, even Randy. Well, at least he says that he's going. And Randy is actually on the podcast today, and he says that he will be going with us to the A's game.

He has a plane ticket, and he has a ticket to the game. Randy known flaker. Will he be going? I'm not a known flaker. What the heck? Yeah. I mean, if he could somehow flip the ticket and the plane ticket into cash, he would. These are the slanderous claims that were sent to me by fans who were like, we need you on the podcast to defend yourself and also crap all over Tyler.

Luckily for me, my work schedule, we kind of flip-flopped a little bit to join you guys. Oh, to bless us today. No, not bless you guys. We're going to see you at the A's game. Of course. All right. You're going to see me. You're going to feel me.

Have a great time. Yeah, buddy. Randy, we need you because, you know, everyone gets all up my butt about, oh, are you constantly making fun of Tyler? I'm like, oh, God, get over it. I've had people mention like, damn, you let Julia like crap all over you, all over the pod. Like, I don't care.

I literally brush that stuff off my shoulder and I'm fine. Yeah, but you know it's all love. He's crying as he's saying this right now.'s like i don't care there's tears run down his tears i literally had to wipe up a puddle of tears that are flowing on my desk right now it's sad so that's sweat yeah so randy hasn't randy hasn't been on the pod for i don't know months and months and months and one of the last episodes we talked about a side hustle that randy could have and it's working in roblox at ikea if you didn't hear that there's gonna be a virtual ikea where they're gonna hire real people to work at this ikea and we're saying okay that's the side hustle that randy would probably do now randy who was actually on the pod today what is your current side hustle because we always know that you're scheming.

What do you got going on lately? What's the newest thing? Nothing super creative or nothing super scheming. Just freelance crap. Nothing involving Amazon? No, nothing involving Amazon anymore. Just freelance stuff, which is a whole nother can of worms. Because then I had to learn the hard way about putting away money for taxes.

Oh, God, dude. Yeah. Wow. It's nothing crazy, but it's just like, all right. I had to learn the hard way about putting away money for taxes Yeah, wow, it's nothing crazy, but it's just like all right So I actually had to call the IRS And I was on the phone with them which by the way They have you hold for like an hour and a half ever and then the person that picks up the phone is the most more monotone than me most monotone They were like well you should be paying quarterly taxes I'm like, yeah like what i find out about that he's like he's like well if you open up the irs is blah blah blah subsection something something article b you'll find that there's a go-to guide there i'm like how the hell am i supposed to know this i say just go to the

tax office that's what i did when i had an issue i just showed up to the yeah just showed up to the tax office and i i I got it handled, but this is what you need to do. Now, Randy, I'm putting it out there. Here's a hack. Okay. Okay. If you're a freelancer, you marry somebody that makes more money than you.

Okay. So that's what, that's the goal. That's what Nacho did. And guess what? She ain't paying no taxes on any of her freelance work because guess what? Guess who has to pay those taxes out of my reimbursement on all the taxes that i already pay that it is it's a life hack could it be you unfortunately both my girlfriend and i uh aren't making a whole lot

of money as much as i would like to i think to be in the safe zone but yeah so when you you file your taxes together whoever makes some more money usually if they're gonna get a refund if they did their taxes right their refund gets eaten up by the person that didn't pay their taxes that's doing the freelance work guess who that happens to almost every year um guess you yes while they're taking no moon trips without me randy have you talked to geo about maybe maybe starting an OnlyFans that way? No, because she works for a hospital. We're talking about you, Randy, starting an OnlyFans.

There's no one that wants to see this. Trust me. I don't even want to see this. I have an idea. There's no way. And it's a brilliant one that two other people on the pod have figured out. You need a tax break. You need to have a kid.

Yeah. You saw them. You can You need to have a kid. You saw them. You need to go right to hell. Okay, so. Or get married because that is also a tax break. Anyways, also, where have you been, dude? Because I went and showed up at your apartment building and go see Eric and Randy.

Not there. It depends what day of the week it was. And then also we talked about how you didn't even go and see the baby yet. And yet I was over at your apartment building. I already saw the baby and I saw where your front door is versus Eric's front door. And it's like a 15 second walk. Okay.

So Tyler can actually attest to this because I mentioned this to him because this was stairs. Okay. This was a joint idea. Both of their defenses always start. Tyler's goes, Randy, get back. Yeah. You have bad memory. So I doubt you're going to remember me making the remark that I was sick to you in the parking Both of their defenses always start. Tyler's goes, Randy, get back there. Yeah. Tyler can get back there on this. You have bad memories, so I doubt you're going to remember me making the remark that I was sick to you in the parking lot, and I don't want to be around a newborn baby when I'm

sick. So that's why I didn't show up. So Tyler didn't mention that, so it's Tyler's fault. I forgot until he mentioned it. I won't put that against him. I won't put that up to him. It's okay. Hold on.

We dogged you on the whole podcast, and Tyler didn't say anything about it. Yeah, he didn't back up. I didn't remember that against him. I won't put that up to him. It's okay. Hold on. We talked to you on the whole podcast and Tyler didn't say anything about it. Yeah, he didn't. I didn't remember. My bad. Tyler just took his flowers because he was the first one to see it. It's like, yeah, Randy's a dick. You know what's nuts too? I was the one that texted Tyler with the idea about bringing pizza to Eric's effing house.

So it doesn't surprise me that he took the stolen valor to be like, you know, I got it. I was already going over there. One night I got it and stood up in my bedroom and texted Randy being Randy we must buy pizza for our great friend Eric yeah okay son of a bitch Eric

are you starting to go outside now though or are you still sequestered I mean I don't know what the are you a vampire still what the are you able to go outside

or nah yeah I've gone outside I mean I've got I've played hockey like I have hockey games on the weekend wow

Leanne has been bunkered down she She's going to little stir crazy. You know, some people just go out with big, huge crowds, you know, they have their baby around like tons of people. And I don't get it. I mean, if that's that's their choice, I don't care. We're also actively like not actively trying to get out of the house, I would say. Well, Eric, how about this? Now, this lineup just dropped for this festival that's happening in San Pedro. And Brett said that you might be into it. Now, Brett, can you give us the 411 on this music festival that's happening? All right.

So this is a full tour that's been going on. This is the Punk in Drublick tour. These are going to be the final three shows of the band NoFX. Wow. Each day is a different lineup in san pedro right okay so it's gonna be at the birth 46 friday again every day no fx last three shows friday you get dropkick murphy's mxpx bouncing souls buzzco Sick of It All, and many more. Saturday, you get The Descendants, Less Than Jake, Lagwagon,

Strung Out, Good Riddance, Mad Caddy, Swingin' Utters, and many more. I got the chills. Sunday, now Randy may get excited for this one. Pennywise, The Vandals, Subhumans, Fishbone, Co-Defendants, The Flatliners, and Das Clown. Sounds like Julianne is the one on this one. Passing out over there. That line of sound is so sick.

I'd be so excited to go to it. When's it happen again? This is happening on October 4th, 5th, and 6th, the entire weekend. So it's Friday, October 4th, the 5th, and the 6th. And this is put on by Brouhaha Productions. And you can find it at punkandrublikfest.com

That's punkandrublikfest.com And it's in San Pedro too. San Pedro is a little punk scene. So they'll eat that. It'll be fun. Well, that's why I thought Eric would be down. Get him out.

Get him into the pit again. Get him at a festival. Beer everywhere. I actually do have a outside of the Dodgers A's game. I have a vent on the calendar. I'm going to a concert. Date or remember with Leanne in July sometimes.

Not a full weekend. Me and the mom and dad are getting out. That'll probably be our first night out. Making a second baby. Hell yeah. No, no, no. Baby number two. Well, I'm in for that weekend. Menace, you in? Yeah, I'm down. Let's do it. Jules? Hell yeah. I, no, no. Baby number two. Wow. All right. Well, I'm in for that weekend. Menace, you in? Yeah, I'm down.

Let's do it. Jules? Hell yeah. I'm still on maternity leave, Ben. We can see Randy get elbowed in the face trying to get into the pit. Sounds good. There's a lot of good bands on here. I've always wanted to see Descendants and Buzzcocks live.

All right. You guys want some food news? Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. All right. yeah oh yeah yeah all right 7-eleven and drumstick you know drumstick the um ice cream yes that's covered in chocolate with nuts on top yes so good they have collabed for a new slurpee cone are you all in or all out it's like a blue like blueberry slurpee now we know we have the glizzy king on

the pod with us and his name is Tyler. He loves a good glizzy in his mouth. Anything that's long and meaty. He's down to be the swallowing king. How about this though? Let me just clarify. This has to do with hot dogs and nothing else. I'm sure it does.

Dude, your former state, Texas, has the biggest hot dog in MLB right now. The Texas Rangers have a 24-inch hot dog. Are you all in or all out for a 24-incher? I am all in, and I'm going to be honest, I could probably do it. So how many of these 24-inch glizzies do you think that you can scarf down? Be honest, Tyler. Oh, how many of the 24 inches uh i mean okay if we're talking like one i could do one and i think i could do it

fairly easily i i don't think it would be that much yeah i think i could do one easily knocking down two is where it becomes a challenge so i wouldn't know So I don't know if you guys remember this, but when I was doing radio in Texas, and this is perfect timing because it's almost 4th of July. So 4th of July, they do that Nathan's hot dog eating contest. So it was on a weekend that year. And I'm like, you know what, for the show, just to be in the 4th of July spirit, I'm going to see how many hot dogs I can eat in four hours okay so i get up to 10 and i start to feel a little bit of a wall but i'm like okay i think i can keep going give me give me a second i got to 13 i thought i was gonna die like it was so bad 13 i ended up finishing

at 16 and i felt like a pit in my stomach dude it was all right just not how we can figure it out though okay so like what is the length of the average hot dog at the ballpark that's what i was thinking right yeah and then we uh line those up together to 24 inches and maybe that's four hot dogs the 24 inches i'm guessing it says here the average ballpark dog is about six inches oh really okay then i got it so all right we're doing the math on this so four hot dogs per the 24 inch and you said you slammed down 16 hot dogs right i slammed down 16 but keep in mind i said i started to fill a wall when i hit about 10 so i could at most i could probably do maybe

two and a half of these things i say three i see yeah yeah i would i would if i was i'll be right if i was doing it in front of you guys, I would push myself as hard as I could to finish the three. I, I don't know if I was doing it solo. Yeah. I don't know if I'm finishing the three. Oh,

wait, you're not trying to eat like 68 inches worth of hot dog on your free time. I doubt that the A's ballpark has anything good right now because I think, I don't even know if they were even have workers at the concessions because everybody's quitting but are you are you offering a glizzy challenge at this

this remember you have to take a flight back home that's where my problem is so like if I did this at Angel Stadium or Dodger Stadium or if I even did this at Petco Park in San Diego I'd probably do it because those are a pretty fairly quick drive home. And we could pull it in Oakland where I'm going to be in the air for at least an hour. And then I still have to drive home after that.

Maybe not. Well, you have a lady now. She can drive you. It's not about the driving. It's about like, dude, I have to wait this long to get to a bathroom. It's a great idea to have him eat this many because, look don't know how oakland's gonna be we've heard the stories we know how it is in the streets what better defense than to have a guy full of glizzies ready to blow at any second if somebody tries to mess with us he also has an explain if it's from the front or

the back it will most likely be from the front if i'm gonna be honest with you most likely but tyler has i will say this this is this is the oakland a's this is o.co this is the same stadium where i think it was opening day of last year there was a possum living in the visitor's tv booth and this thing had kids and like had done its business all over the room so if they're just letting a possum chill in the media section of the stadium i don't want to know exactly what's going on in the concession stand so i might just not do it out of my own safety it also had like septic backups yeah yeah oh that's true yeah okay i'll tell you what for odoc this is gonna be a pass i'll have one maybe two also if you guys care to know according to this washington post, the Coliseum has the most expensive hot dog in the major leagues.

Wow. Yeah, they got to make money somehow. Somehow. Yeah, this is all turning into a very much hard patch at this stadium. I'll partake in some dog eatage. Yeah. I don't fear the reaper. Do you have chili dogs there, or is it just like mustard and ketchup?

At certain stadiums, you can order chili dogs at certain parts of the ballpark. Oh, chili dog challenge with Tyler. I think not. We'll be fine, dude. Tyler's always down to get chili dogs. Yeah, Tyler has probably been way worse from far worse places. I love how these words are just being put in my mouth. Like, I'm down to do this.

I don't know if you did the math, but you ate eight feet worth of hot dogs yeah that's nuts yeah yeah no yeah that sounds about right eric are you surprised by this eight feet of hot dogs in his life or that he's pitching out of a challenge yeah let me clarify that that's eight feet of hot dogs not in my life but in one sitting in a random morning that doesn't oh that was the other thing too the show was six to ten in the morning i was doubting six hot dogs between six and ten a.m so That was the other thing too. The show was 6 to 10 in the morning. I was downing six hot dogs between 6 and 10 a.m. So there was that. I forgot about that. What time is the game again that we're seeing?

Like around 1 p.m. See, Tyler, you'll be warmed up by that point. You can totally do 8 feet again. Chili dogs in a stadium where there was septic sewage back up. How do you think it happened? Because of the chili. Come on. Tyler, I don't know if. How do you think it happened? Because of the chili. Come on. I don't know if you know this,

but have you seen the Angels Stadium, the place that has the waterfall that's never on that has cats living inside of it? I've seen that. It's not. I'm sorry. Like, don't get me wrong. I will be the first to admit

Angel Stadium is kind of a dump, but it is not. Oh, that is completely. You don't know. is not O.co. That is completely different. Well, you don't know. You haven't been yet. That's the whole reason we're going. I've heard plenty of stories. I was just over by there on Sunday, and I did drive by the closed down In-N-Out Burger.

That's halfway between the airport and the stadium. Dude, we're not eating for 12 hours. And right next to the Walmart that's shut down there as well. But you don't know. You don't know, Tyler. And you know what's funny about the A's as well? They shut off all their comments on their Instagram. Oh, it's hilarious. Yeah, I don't know if you saw that, but anyways.

We'll have a good time. Getting back to food news real quick, though. Pepsi and Bobby Flay have debuted a new cola cologne called Smoked. where it smells like Pepsi and smoked items. Are you all in or all out? Now, back in Tyler's single days, I think that this might be like an attractor, you

know? For what? When people who work at Starbucks, when they come home because my sister used to work there oh my god like when i smell someone who's worked at starbucks like i just want to eat them like they just smell so good like so i get where bobby's coming up with this concept but like that mixture is just strange you know eric your sister also worked uh for starbucks do you want to eat her as well no no i do not she still works for star Starbucks. Do you want to eat her as well? No, no, no, I do not. She still works for Starbucks.

No, but you want to like inhale her smell, right? Because when my sister would come home, I'd... Just a phrasing of this. I'm going to bow out of all the phrasing around this, but no, she does smell like coffee when she comes home. Yeah, but she smells great. Just took a dark turn. Yeah, I've never been like a cologne person anyway,

so like this just seems repulsive to me. The reason I'm bringing this up as well because it reminded me of barbecue and brandy's journey to try to get a barbecue grill using zen codes right brother and you wanted to get what's the the grill that you were trying to get through your smoker slash grill yeah the traeger now i i was thinking about this after i went to go see eric and the baby and i see where your apartment is where are we gonna put this grill what was your plans with this grill considering how long it's been taking me to to collect these points i just figured that's just a bridge i'll cross when i reach it also i don't know okay because there's literally something in our leasing agreement that says no grills. I'm simply a man on a mission.

Yeah. I was thinking like, oh, is Randy going to try to use it and then bring it back upstairs and store it in the apartment? He would. We've seen some screenshots of the apartment and it's full of your crap. It'd just be something else for the cats to run around on. Well, the cats have their space.

Look, I've, I've sacrificed a mighty load of stuff for the cats to have their own little space. Also, the fact that I have a giant lizard tank doesn't help either. That lizard takes up so much goddamn space. Oh, I forget about the lizard. Yeah, there's a lizard tank in there? You have a bearded dragon, right?

Wait, you have lizards? You have multiple cats? Pigeons? No, no pigeons here. He is following in the footsteps of his mother, though, and soon there will be a zoo. Yeah, I know. A dragon and then two cats.

Allegedly. Allegedly. Wow. I will give Randy credit for one thing. So the lizard tank, he has it set up kind of cool. He has a Funko Pop, and it's one of the bigger ones of godzilla in the lizard so the lizard gets to worship its overlord every day no dude okay that's kind of cool i'm taking photos of this uh so our lizard her name is philly short for philly philly berta wait what's the point of naming a lizard if they won't come to you when you call their name dude

my cats don't even come to me and i name them've named them the because she's a female and she can't tell what the the funko godzilla is dude she'd be like hanging on to that thing and holding it like it's her man she can't tell it's not a real lizard and because she's a female she's like oh this is my man's and i gotta separate them because it's weird so the female lizard is doing sexual advances to the Funko Pop is what you're trying to say. Yes. You bought your lizard a sex toy. I don't think so. It was unintentional if that's what happened.

And now that you say it like that, I feel really uncomfortable. Wow. Wow. That is not what I thought was going to happen. So many fun updates. You know, Julianne's back from having a kid. Eric's still inside from having a kid. Randy's lizard is having sex with a Funko Pop.

Cool. Good stuff. Tyler apparently lives in Antarctica. That's why his internet sucks. You know, all these great things. Oh, and eight feet of hot dogs. Yeah. That's true.

And a little birdie told me that Tyler's doing purchases as well. What did you buy, Tyler? The guy who said that he's not spending money? What's going on? Yeah. Oh, that. Yeah. I mean, I may or may not have bought a PlayStation on offer.

Oh, my God. What generation PlayStation is this? It is actually the newer one the newer one how much is that costing you i well so i actually want to save something real quick so i got it on offer because i was thinking about getting one but you know you go to target you go to Walmart all the newer ones with no disc tray I should point out are at minimum 450 bucks yeah if you buy it brand new new car and all of a sudden I had this I don't know if you want to call it like thought or epiphany or whatever I had this thought why don't I just look for one on offer up if I want one that bad I'm sure there's because you can get a box with a brick in it yeah well so this is why like I always check like when it comes because i've bought an old

xbox off offer up before yeah and the guy's like hey let me test it for you so you can see like for yourself it works out and i was like okay like i'll just see if i can go that way so i asked the guy like hey if you don't mind do you mind testing it real quick? And he was really cool about it. He's like, yeah. So I was like, okay, it looks good to me. I got it for 220 bucks. Like I got it for $230 off that if I would have bought it brand new. How's the saving to move out of your parents' house coming? It's coming out great. It's probably going to happen in the fall or winter.

So does that cut into taking your lady out budget or what? No, not really. No, not really. Sometimes you just have tons of money. You have tons of money to put aside. You have tons of money to take your girlfriend out budget or what no not not really no no all right so you just have tons of money you have tons of money to put aside you have tons of money to take your girlfriend out and you have tons of money just to spend on toys yeah jules is what happens when you don't have kids i'm doing something right i'm just wondering why you have all this money and you still are living with your mommy you have three kids and complain about them all the time okay I don't

complain about my three kids what are you talking about no I do not I love them I love having kids you're crazy is reaching there because I never hear yeah one person in the world who doesn't let kids in like mess up their social life is julianne yeah for sure yeah that's true i think you should stick with the argument which i had your back on is like bitch i don't have to buy no gerber food there's other stuff i want to do like the reason i bought the playstation there's a bunch of single-player games look tyler don't listen to haters dude straight yolo my g all i'm hearing all i'm hearing is being spewed back at me so you just say all these things that you could be doing now and you're not doing like menace he actually travels a menace does all these things and and he

does them without having kids and i get it like i get his life okay well real quick we mentioned a couple weeks ago that the nfl schedule had come out something i wouldn't be able to do if i had a kid i put the money down for the hotel right there like i'm gonna be spending like four or five days in vegas like around this game i'm not doing that if i have a kid come on either way the argument was the argument was Tyler messed up and made the statement, said that he was going to save some money. Yeah. You should have never said that.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the that's the point that we're trying to get. Then we're just ragging on you. Well, you have to feed four other mouse girls. Whoa. OK.

With my boob. Yeah. That's free. Tyler, take that. Yeah. Yeah. Tyler, you do the same. Yeah. Yeah. Also, Tyler, to your point that again i'm not against you i'm pretty neutral on this but your point of like oh i wouldn't book

a hotel with a kid as if your parents or your seven other siblings couldn't babysit the kid thank you no no his thing is like yeah i guess my parents could babysit a kid. Okay. This is a priority. This is turned into a totally different argument than I know. Yeah. And it's also totally a BS argument because we know Tyler has 60 kids still in Houston. Already. And he traveled there. So therefore, look, he traveled the world, went to Houston,

had a bunch of kids, left them. Now he's living his best life. Good point. He's good. Yeah. Yeah. If anything, this conversation has been a revelation to me because i don't have kids and i don't travel because it's kind of sad that i haven't done much yeah all right now let's okay so the yeah just to recap real quick the initial argument was tyler made a grand statement said he wasn't gonna spend any money so when he does spend money we give him crap for it and then it turned out to if you have kids So when he does spend money, we give him crap for it. And then it turned

out to, if you have kids, apparently you can't spend money. All right. So let's talk about something fun. Now let's talk about something fun. Let's go back to sports real quick. Mascots. Did you guys see this? That the voted most forgot about least memorable mascot is Boomer from the Pacers. Poor Boomer is the least thought about mascot. Now I did look at the top mascot. So I just, there was a top 25, but I just picked the top five for you.

Number five is Mr. Met from the Mets. Of course, number four. Now this is in history. Number four is Yopi from Montreal. Don't know that. Yopi. Yopi. Montreal. Don't know that. Oh, Yopi. Yopi.

I actually know that one. Yeah. And then you have the Raptor from Toronto. You have Jackson DeVille for the Jaguars. Oh, the Jaguars. Yeah. Number one is the Philly Frenetic. And I think Gritty should be up there now,

but I know Gritty is still new to the game. Yeah, he's too new to the game. He's too new, yeah. And unfortunately, I'm sorry, Bailey from the Kings, he was voted number 24. So at least he made the top 25. Because this is out of all the teams.

They don't have that national pool. Yeah, you know, they're not super famous. Those other ones have been around forever. Big national brands. The Kings are the Kings. In LA, it's huge. Is there any other mascots that you want to shout out? I hate the Ducks, but I will give Wild Wing some credit for being a dope mascot. One that I really love, down in San Antonio for the Spurs, that coyote that runs around everywhere.

That thing's pretty funny. The coyote? Oh, and actually, yeah, speaking of basketball, Benny the Bull over in Chicago. He's pretty funny, too. He was voted most famous as well. Oh, really? Okay, okay. I see you're Benny the Bull, and I raise you's pretty funny. He was voted most famous as well. I see you're Benny the Bull and I raise you the Condor for the Clippers.

Not really quite sure what's going on there. Is the Condor going to make the new stadium because didn't they change the logo to like a ship? So are they going to have Bodie McBoderson or something? I remember correctly. I think the Condor is like a california

state bird or something uh the california state bird is the quail yes it might be i don't remember hold on i thought it was the possum but that's just me yeah but you can't think of any other ones don't the warriors have a mascot or what background they uh they had a guy i believe he was boltman or no it was thunder i think his name was thunder or something like that he had like lightning bolts on him and he would do like crazy flips and stuff and do dunks uh one other mascot i can think he won't be on the list because he's too new i think blooper for the atlanta braves is absolutely hilarious that dude is blooper the guy who runs the guy who runs that twitter account is a straight menace to society it's

that's true that's true that's that's true 100 uh vegas golden knights they have a guillemonster oh yeah yeah does the kraken have anything cool yeah it's uh i think his name's buoy it's like a troll looking thing oh really a troll yeah it's it's it's funny because he has beef with uh one of the tnt hockey commentators oh my god look at the thing buoy it looks like it should be under a bridge oh geez yeah it looks like a troll doll i love that firebird from the minor league team over in the coachella valley yeah i know the minor league teams probably have a lot of fun mascots. I just don't know them. Another one.

I just want to shout out real quick before we wrap up is shout out to the Stanford Sequoia tree mascot who got super wasted at a game one time and it made national news. I think they got arrested or something like that. Yeah. It was, it was a crazy story. Yeah.

Back in 2006, the mascot got fired for drinking out of basketball game. Nice. Love it. Yeah. It was, it was a crazy story. Yeah. Back in 2006, the mascot got fired for drinking at a basketball game. Nice. Love it. All right. Well, just a quick reminder again, do not show up to raising canes in North Hollywood,

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Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave? Being a dad is crazy. Yeah. I had my, like, one of those, like like what the hell is happening moments the other day. Oh really? Okay. I got up, I got up to, um, get a bottle for the kid and the dog puked in the middle of my living room.

Oh no. So I'm now running to go clean up dog puke. And as I'm cleaning up the dog puke, the kid puked. Oh no. Now a kid took priority. So now I'm trying to go clean up the kid puke. And then the dog puked oh now now a kid took priority so now i'm trying to go clean up the kid puke and then the dog puked again one minute three pukes in my front room that i had to go clean up all while leanne is holding the baby and she's like oh my god i'm like oh my god

and it was whoa this was also like at like four in the morning after like two hours of sleep and 48 hours so it's been a crazy time yeah good, good times. Well, Eric's going to join blood pressure medication pretty soon. So enjoy that. It was like that EpiCac scene from Family Guy. Yeah, yeah. Everybody's puking on each other. Nice. All right.

Randy, you joined the podcast and you blessed us with your presence. Finally, would you like to say anything before we leave? First of all, stop saying blessed because I'm happy to be here with you guys. It's always a pleasure. I'm sorry my schedule's been kind of crazy. It's too big for us, guys. I wanted to shout out the Modesto Nuts as a mascot that we didn't get to because I love how they're all dressed up like different kinds of nuts.

All right, shout out to the Modesto Nuts. 209, I see you. Should we just wish Randy a happy birthday now? Because otherwise we're not going to see him by the time the 29th comes around. Okay. Or hear him or speak to him or he's too busy for us. And he doesn't text back. Happy birthday, Randy.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. I will actually, in my power, try to be better. Because honest honest to God I am trying to get better at that stuff I don't know why I'm so bad at responding to things I am trying to get better how many unread messages

are on your phone right now? 184 184 Randy I'm in like four group chats let's see there's a couple of confirmations. Anxiety. Like your Quicken ID.

LA City EMD. So they're not all from people. Just turn on all your notifications and then you respond to nobody. That's what it is. He just ignores them now because he has too many turned on. That's what I'm saying. Like that's the problem. I was like, yeah, they're not all from singular people, but you have so many on red when singular

people text you, they just get lost in the void. It's like, yeah, they're not all from singular people, but you have so many on red when singular people text you, they just get lost in the void. Yeah. I've turned off all my notifications. Yeah. That's a good, somehow I can still get ahold of people. It's weird.

I text Eric and Tyler every day. Oh, weird. Okay. Not over your case. Okay. I'm going to stop talking. All right.

All right. See you later. Have fun. Um, now Julianne, I said this in text, but I just want to say it on the pod that I believe you are a super woman. You have birth,

many of babies and you have been able to, I don't know, do so many things. You never, like we talked about this on, on the pod. You've never let that hold you back in life and you're able to go and

have fun every single day you're on this podcast literally after just having a baby I want to thank you for that and dealing with Tyler and Randy and all of us so I just want to say thank you so much and I'm in awe of you so I just

want to say that. Well thank you I appreciate it. Do you want to say anything you so much. And I'm in awe of you. So I just want to say that. Well, thank you. I appreciate it. Do you want to say anything before you leave? Yes, I do. Because Eric did text after I had the baby and asked me a question. I told him he had to save it for the podcast.

Oh, okay. But he asked me if I got my mirror. Oh, the mirror. Oh, back to this conversation. Yes I actually, yes. Can you explain what the mirror is real quick? So the mirror is something that you can request while giving birth. So you can see all the action down South. And I've never had one before. And obviously when I was in labor, I thought of all you guys and what we talk about actually so i said i said um can i please have a mirror and i would also like i would also like to help pull her out no no yeah and yeah i wanted to help so they said yeah sure we'll get you a mirror they got me a mirror and oh my god that was so i

mean it is wild i've seen my sister have a baby but it's different when it's myself. It looks like an alien, right? Yeah. You just see like this black thing coming out of her hair. That's like horror movie status right there. It was so cool. It was the coolest experience. Like just watching myself, you know, birth a human and then being able to reach down and grab her and pick her up and put her, put her on my chest was, was a cool experience i was good it's the last part it's that last part nope can't do it it was really cool so any women out there who haven't done it and are listening i highly suggest if you're pregnant right now pull that kid out help pull it out because it's so rad i think and get a mirror get a mirror all right so yeah well you got to get back to your Chuckie

cheese job so all right now Tyler you have anything to say before we leave yeah I'm having fun doing none of that stuff Julianne mentioned so wow giving birth to a baby yeah I would hope not yeah I don't know if you know how biology works yeah that really I mean yeah there's that there's that little you know problem too but that's all i just said we can work out the point is i'm fine not having three kids and doing whatever the hell i want when i sit on that for a minute that wasn't even the freaking argument like i'm having a great time

oh you know okay tyler every once in a while ty Tyler's the ship that he's on is blowing it away. It just kept going in circles until he finally got to the point. Yeah. Any follow up, Tyler? It is what it is. I don't care. Tyler,

you can do all things. Just believe in yourself. Yeah. Just say, Hey, Julianne, I love you at the end of the day. Hard pass.

Hard pass. Oh, come on. He's bought her the end of the day. Hard pass. Hard pass. Oh, come on. He's bought her. He's bought her. I know he truly does. Come on, what if she gets you a glizzy at the park? What if she bought you a glizz? Probably throw it away because it's probably what the-

He's such a liar, throw it down his mouth, throw it away. All right. Well, I guess we'll continue the tension on the next podcast. Thank you so much for listening to this episode. Please rate and review it wherever you find podcasts. Just go to whatsnewpod.com. We'll see you next week. What's new? What's new with Metis? Outro Music