What's New Podcast - Julianne's Birthday, MLB News, Food News & More!

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

On this epsiode we talk Julianne's Birthday, MLB News, Food News & More! 

What's new, what's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show, a morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on AFN. Hello. We're also joined today, full house, we are joined by Randy and Eric, who are coming to us live from Downey, California. After 20 minutes of technical difficulties, we also have Tyler join us just over yonder

from Whittier, California. We'll get it right next week. And we have our lovely friend, Julianne, coming to us from Covina, California. Now, listening in on the technical difficulties, Julianne, do to us from Covina, California. Now, listening in on the technical difficulties, Julianne, do you feel like you're listening to your children argue with each other? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Before we start the podcast, just a heads up. I'm going to be at Fabletics, the grand opening, August 10th. It's a Saturday from 1 to 3 p.m. at the Glendale Galleria. I'm going to have a bunch of giveaways for theme parks, concerts,

Witty Show merch, and more. Again, come hang out with me in Glendale. You've been asking for it from 1 to 3 p.m. at Fabletics at the Glendale Galleria. Now let's get back to the podcast. I would like to say yes because they're children, but my children act better than Tyler. Just a little behind the curtain like every every single time we try to do this there's some new technical difficulty

with tyler and i don't know why because he does this for a living he's added more podcasts to his rotation where i know you do it remotely like tyler what is going on dude brace yourselves i don't know man i don't know so i will admit the first part of this was apparently i can't read because so a little that wasn't it that was not a pill behind the curtain yeah uh our my setting is supposed to be microphone and then in parentheses roadcastero. Yeah. For whatever reason, it said Logitech Bro, which is my webcam. And I guess for whatever reason, I was reading that as Rodecaster. So apparently I can't read. Well, that was the seventh problem.

Yes. But yeah, nice way of condensing it. Eric, share how he tests his microphone. So like radio jargon, you know, mic check. Okay, you give a 10 count. One, two, three, four. But Tyler obviously changes his positioning when jargon you know mic check okay you give a 10 count one two three four but tyler obviously changes his positioning when you go to mic check because you want to sound like you're going to sound on air yeah you talk loud you talk not loud you don't

want to talk loud you talk how you talk one two three four five six this is me this is where i'm talking i'm gonna be talking here when we're on the podcast tyler yeah when he goes to mic check he'll be talking to us like this and go one two three four like bro yeah take the mic out of your mouth and sit where you're gonna sit when you talk yeah the whole time but no he does this rocking motion where like he will get right on the mic and then we go okay we're good and then he'll sit like two feet back from it and we'll go tyler too low and then he walks back forward for like a couple seconds and then blows out the microphone but we got it tyler we're good right like like uh like randy says we'll get it right next week okay good something

still sounds off by the way i'm not like yeah he doesn't sound great but like i'm really on a time crunch today so i don't have time to get it perfect, so I apologize. I'm going to have to fix it in post, so it just adds another hour to my day, but it's all good. The breathing part's my favorite. But it gets all heated. Anyways. I got pissed. Real quick, Julianne, big, big weekend for Julianne

It's the big birthday weekend Going down We talked about it a little bit That was not me I am not having more problems I'm sorry, my cat Okay So Julianne, we talked a little bit yesterday

And you had a little bit of an issue. Okay, so you're going to be taking off for the weekend on a lovely cruise, a party cruise to Mexico. And you're going back and forth if you should get the drink package or not. Because you said the drink package limits to only 15 drinks. And you said that you can blow through those 15 drinks pretty quickly i mean okay so the thing is is i don't drink mixed drinks i only drink beer so that's like five beers for breakfast or mimosas whatever and then five beers at lunch and five beers at dinner like what what about going to the club oh is this five is this 15 a day yeah all day from 6 a.m. to 6 a.m.

That's enough. No, because 15 a day, we made the mistake because we've only been on the one cruise. And we're like, oh, we don't need that. And we regret it because, you know, you got to pay for the drinks at the end of the cruise. And we're like, damn, I should have just bought the drink package. I paid just as much, if not just a little bit more. But 15 drinks in a day. Now, Julianne, remind everybody that you have been cut off before on the exact same cruise okay so you might drink more than 15 you might need more yeah i for sure 100 i will drink more

than 15 and in fact i will try to do my best to keep count to figure out how many i do drink on saturday because so saturday is my actual birthday and saturday is the day that we stay on the boat the entire time. Oh, it's over. Yeah. So I'm like. The day at sea is the dangerous one, man. I remember like a quarter of that day. Yeah.

You have nothing else to do but drink. But here's the thing. So 15 a day, it's your birthday weekend. Like you're going to be siphoning off drinks from other people all weekend. You're not going to need. You're going to have like 15 if you hit your 15 mark. And then 10 more just from people giving you're gonna have like 15 if you hit your 15 mark and then 10 more just from people giving you birthday drinks yeah but you know what you know if kevin

and i were to go to the bar on our own we cannot get a beer and a shot at the same time and then you have to wait 15 minutes before you get your next drink i know sucks right you find a nice little filipino lady that you become friends with throughout the course of the weekend and she looks the other way yeah you slide them a 20, dude, and they get you wrecked, man. You guys think that I should do the drink package? Yes, of course. I always do the drink package, no matter what.

I always, yeah. But, Julianne, right, you're bringing that birth control, you know what I'm saying? We don't need another one. That was another thing when Menace called me yesterday. I was actually leaving the doctors because I got my birth control. Is it effective? Do you have enough time for it to take effect?

No, I don't. I definitely don't. We're done, fool. Baby number seven coming at you. Menace is tired of talking about pregnancies on this podcast. She's like, no more, please. No, no. That's what my mouth is for.

I'm going to give mouth hugs all weekend. What is your, for your birthday? Well, hey, he has to kiss him too and he hasn't gotten any since I got pregnant. Wow. Aren't you guys still aiming for a boy or is that like your goal? That was my goal. He does not want a boy ever

at all. He just wants a gang of girls. Tyler, is that how you not get pregnant? For mouth parties? Yeah, I guess. I don't know what's happening here. It's like he's not chiming in so I just want to know. This is just a very interesting

conversation. I just want to know what a mouth party is. I can't escape pregnancy talks. It sounds delicious. No, Tyler, actually, question. Have you ever been on a cruise? No, it's been on my list to do it, but I've never.

I've always wanted to do the Alaskan one. Yeah, we've talked about that. We want to do one together because Spicy and Asha won't go, so I want to go with Tyler. Tyler is your atypical cruise guy. Tyler is just your prototypical cruise guy. He'll go on a cruise, and that'll be the only vacations he ever takes for the rest of his life.

Yes, you'll love it, man. There's like half truth to that, probably. I'll be real. It's the truth. Trust me. You're like, oh, I don't even have to leave the boat, and I can drink. Yeah, there's rules. Yeah, it's awesome.

Unlimited food? Awesome. All right, you're making some good points. I don't know, Tyler, because you don't really paint me as a colorful traveler. Otherwise, you would have already hit Mexico, like a Cabo or something. I've done Mexico. I've done Ensenada. That's the only part I've done.

I've definitely done a lot more domestic travel. I haven't really gone international yet. I don't do international. I like domestic. Mexico's barely international. We're standing in the original mexico dude so like going to mexico it's not really a big deal you know what i'm saying i agree yeah i agree i wanted to follow up don't get injured julianne because you're gonna turn up

so much uh now bort he was in the room with me, but he had to walk out for a meeting, of course, like last time. He actually got an injury that I wanted to talk about on this podcast, but I guess we'll save it for another time. But it is quite an interesting injury. Did you guys hear it? Don't give it away, but did you guys hear about it yet? No. So I walked in this morning, and I look at him, and he looks all disheveled and he's wearing a hospital band and he's like only slept one hour.

And then he explained to me what happened. Dude, it is slightly hilarious and crazy at the same time. So I'll leave you on a cliffhanger with that one. But I hate to say it, guys. I'm going to move on to another subject. And we got to tell Tyler that he was right. He was on the ground floor for something. I was right tell tyler that he was right he was on the ground floor for something i was right on something and he was right that twisters is massive and yeah twisters

has become a box office hit and has projected over 60 percent more than they thought they were going to take in for the movie already. Love it. And hey, Tyler, I did listen to the soundtrack and it was really good. So I've listened to half the soundtrack. That thing is, that whole album might go platinum. That thing is really, really good. Yeah, right?

What do you like off it? I know Jelly Roll's on it. That's all I know. Yeah. So the movie takes place in Oklahoma, but in the album, there's one song specifically by Miranda Lambert that says ain't in Kansas anymore. Oh, yeah. More with like a Wizard of Oz thing.

Cause you know, like, oh, we're not in Kansas anymore after a tornado or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. You're blowing my mind right now. Oh my God. That song is great, too. Nice. And I get why they put it in the movie, because the machine in the original movie is named

Dorothy after the Wizard of Oz. Okay, got it. Makes sense. Connecting dots. Yeah. Are you just connecting dots now, or did you connect the dots while you're watching the movie? I kind of connected when I watched the movie, because I'm such a big fan of the original,

so I figured all this out out and I was like, ooh, all right, cool. The original Twisters or the original Wizard of Oz? The original Twisters. I actually think the original Wizard of Oz is massively overrated. Oh, wow. Isn't the original one called Twister?

Yeah, it is. With no S. With no S. It's my bad. I keep on saying Twisters for the original. It's my fault. It sounds weird saying Twisters. Like just hearing it with the s sounds weird to me i think it sounds funnier i'm stuck in the 90s i guess yeah i brought this up i think on the last podcast my mind was blown just

recently when i found out that beetlejuice 2 is called beetlejuice beetlejuice but what's coming out today i forgot i have tickets for dead for Deadpool 3 or whatever we call it. Deadpool Wolverine. Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool. That's pretty good though. Dude, I have tickets for it. I forgot that I bought them like a couple months ago. When you say it comes out today, do you mean tomorrow as in Friday or tonight like as in midnight?

Well, they always say the official release date is on a Friday, but most movies you could see a couple of days before they sell tickets for them. So it's the unofficial release release today. Yeah. I'm actually in the same boat. My brother really, really wanted me to go with him. So we got tickets for this afternoon.

So I will know. Lucky. Hell yeah, brother. So I'm excited for that. It has to be good, right it has to be good right has to be it has to be yes did you guys see the remote controls i think it's for playstation that just came out xbox yeah oh xbox okay yeah and it has their like ass on the back no other remote controls yeah nice like bubble it's uh it's it's part of a so every every time something big comes

out especially with disney xbox will like give away a special xbox with special controllers and a special skin this one is for like a special deadpool xbox with like the swords in the back and then the remotes have detachable butts so you can put on like a dead noice and a wolverine butt that's awesome all right yeah well we'll give you our full review on the next pod but are you excited yet finally we have football guys we have training i saw that travis kelsey was already like roughing up with one of his teammates did you see that it was posted i saw that during practice who knows what that was about i saw that the chargers were already practicing.

Jim Harbaugh was already doing his press conferences, and you were enjoying that, right, Eric? Yeah, Jim Harbaugh is going to Jim Harbaugh, and he was like this in San Francisco. He's like this in Michigan, and if they start winning, he's going to open up his beautiful mind even more. I think his quote yesterday was about how this is like coming out the womb in training camp, and he made a nice little like he made a nice little like gesture with his hand yeah and um no jim harbaugh is awesome but yeah every team is back at training camp me and randy

are back on the grind what do you think about your bills this year i don't know yeah all right packers randy i don't know okay he's nervous no he's nervous because the Bills have been like a powerhouse, but they've come up short every year the last five years. His Packers are a trendy pick right now because everybody's liking Jordan Love, so he doesn't want to get on the hype train and be wrong. Okay. I don't like it. The Falcons are going to be interesting because they have Kirk now from Minnesota.

He is one of our quarterbacks from the quarterback on netflix you got to see a lot more about him the really interesting pick with your team tyler on the atlanta falcons is that they picked up another quarterback as well during the draft and everyone thought that was a weird pick yeah i'm still trying to justify it i can't really but i think at this point i just got to kind of let it go pennix is going to be the backup so i'm like all right just kind of accept it and we'll see what happens i think the offense this year will be pretty good but the defense looks like it's going to be a disaster again so we'll probably go nine and eight or something trying to justify it that you justify it by kirk cousins has a bum ankle and he's 40 years old or whatever.

And he might get hurt. Yeah. I mean, that is true. So I guess it's a little more of an insurance policy than anything. But still, we've needed defense for literal years. And the team, whatever, never addresses it. So like I said, we're probably going to score 45 a game. But the other team will score 48 and we'll still lose.

The viral picture yesterday, Madison, I'll send this tweet over, was Kirk Cousins walking into training camp, and everybody was saying that he looks like every young white male going into a three-day music festival into a budget hotel. He had a throwback Atlanta Hawks jersey on with some five-inch inseam black shorts, and I'm like, dude, this has been my go-to look for festivals for the last 15 years of my life nice preach it yeah i um now like all this is very exciting for you guys as

fans now are you excited about the talks of adding another game now i know you work in the industry so this might be more work for you but i think they're trying to sell it to the public where they're gonna push the super bowl back one more weekend and finally have the next day off with president's day by adding another regular season game but i guess the players are still against it yeah the big push the players want is if they get an extra game of the season they want a second bye week and then so it's like you push it that way i mean players wear and tear and they already hate the extra games during the week, but the NFL is going to get what the NFL wants. They have games on, what, Wednesday this week because of Christmas,

and they'll eventually get there. Eventually, it'll push to, what, 19 weeks or something like that. But, I mean, if we get the Super Bowl on that holiday weekend. That'd be huge, right? Yeah. That's what everybody's been wanting for years. Part of the whole proposed agreement, too, would be, like, one less preseason game,

which would be, you know, I could of the whole proposed agreement, too, would be one less preseason game, which would be... I could see the value in that, too, but I could also see it kind of sucking for guys who are trying to make the team or teams trying to see more looks from their guys. I agree there, though. It's a matter of time. They're having the general public look over all that by getting that day off the next day

with President's Day. General public's not going to care. One of the big things, I think, is also it's like it's the Super Bowl. They're going gonna get eyes like a lot of people will travel so it's like they're they gotta weigh the options on that like a lot of people will be on the road and stuff that sunday into monday so i never get to go check out a super bowl game because i have to be at work the next day make it happen guys you know people the the nfl is pretty much taking everything over they already took christmas from the nba and with, it would just further solidify it as, like, furthermore, like, the most popular sport in America.

No. Especially with the holiday around it. The Amazon took away NBA, right? Yeah. Yeah. They swept it from TNT, yeah. I mean, I saw that coming a mile away, but why are they thinking instantly that the show is going to be gone

with Shaq and Charles Barkley wouldn't they just move that over to Amazon well Charles already said he's done yeah Chuck said he's not going to work for anybody besides TNT so what I think it's more I think it's more the talent than the show there'll be some adaptation well we know Shaq's gonna work for whoever he's not gonna say no probably you can't escape Shaq move Kenny will probably move but yeah Charles said that and I know Ernie Johnson like the guy who's like the main host that corrals not going to say no probably you can't escape move kenny will probably move but yeah charles said that and i know ernie johnson like the guy who's like the main host that corrals those three he said he doesn't want to leave tnt either and he doesn't want to move outside of atlanta why

i don't know man that show's probably done r.i.p to nba on tnt people love that stuff ernie's also pretty old i mean so i can see why he just doesn't want to move. The hours they do are brutal. If you really think about it, they're done at one or two in the morning. Oh, boo-hoo. Oh, cry me a river. These are old people, though. They're old guys. So are we. We're old as hell.

Nice to hear you back, Brett. Brett is back. Brett, I teased your injury. I did mention a couple things. I said that I walked in this morning, you looked disheveled, and you had a hospital band on, and you said you only slept one hour. I did say that I knew how the injury happened. I did mention it might be slightly hilarious and slightly crazy at the same time on how this happened. Let's hear it.

Because it has all happened to us in some certain way, but this one is extra brutal because I think it was kind of spiky. Yeah, yeah. So I went to a local Japanese market in South Azusa. I won't say which one, but I'm a big fan. That's why I went there, right? Hey, you just gave it away. How many are there? Well, you know, there's a couple.

I'm not naming it by name. I mean, unless we, should we? Is that a problem? What do you think? I don't know. Let's just leave it out for now. Okay, we'll leave it by name. I mean, unless we should we? Is that a problem? What do you think? I don't know. Let's just leave it out for now. Okay, we'll leave it at that. So I got out of my car and I start walking up and there's this tree branch that's hanging

low and out into the walk path of the parking lot. And it's jagged. It just hit my head. I went down. I'm bleeding from the head. Like not horribly, but I'm bleeding. Yeah. And I'm just like, oh my my God, what the F happened?

My head's pounding in pain now. And I think people think, oh, just a tree branch. No, this thing is like. Oh, this is jagged. It is like almost a tree trunk, I would say. Yeah, hang on. I will text it to you guys momentarily so you guys can see this. So it fell from the tree?

No, no, no. It grew out, down and out from the tree into the walk path so i'm walking you know behind the backs of cars where i should be not in the middle of you know the lane where people are parking and literally just took my eyes down for a second whack right in the head so then i go inside i didn't know i was bleeding at that moment yet i'm starting like touching my head feeling this bump happen, this large growth. And I'm like, I think I'm bleeding. So then I find this sink in the middle, right outside the bathroom.

I'm literally washing the blood off my head. And I see the security guard walk by. Doesn't say anything. Custodian walks by. Doesn't say anything. Multiple workers see me. They don't say anything at all and then i start walking around with paper towels on my head soaking up this blood and trying to keep

compression on my head nobody says anything i literally go and buy a soda to put it on my head to keep the swelling from happening i walk up to the cashier take it off my head he scans it i grab and put it back on my head not a single person says a goddamn word to me yeah it was just insane and just to even like talk to somebody and say hey can i get like the number for the problem not saying anything i'm just saying there's a tree branch it hit me in the head it's dangerous my head's rocked really bad right now and i'm just you know i don't want anybody else getting hit like this right i'm like all right gonna go to the er because i'm probably concussed from all i could tell i think i had

the worst er experience i've ever had in my life oh of course yeah because they checked me and i'm like the front desk people i'm like hey i got hit in the head i'm rocked hard and my like my head's pounding tells me to twist my head a little bit. And says, oh, you're fine. You can go home. Well, shouldn't I, like, I got to go work in a couple hours. Oh, do you need a day off or something? I'm like, well, no. I need to sleep.

Is it okay to go to sleep? Yeah, am I not supposed to go to sleep? He says, oh, no, we want you to sleep. You're good. You can go to sleep. I'm like, oh. That's so weird because everything I've ever been told about a possible concussion is do not go to sleep? I'm like, that's so weird because everything I've ever been told about a possible concussion is do not go to sleep. And this

was, I feel like there was another part of the story. That's literally how my brain's going. He needs to go back to the doctor. That's why. Dude, I literally feel like a baseball bat struck me and the whole time I'm like, not a single person has asked me if I'm okay. This whole time. It's

insane. I have zero faith in the medical field and supermarkets. It was like the place was a bunch of Tyler's working there. I know. I'm just going to ignore that comment and keep going forward. Alright. Well how about we talk about something happy?

Sure. Alright. You guys ready for some food news? Yes. Sure. I hope you get better. Brett, at least you don't have a big mark on your forehead. I could have been wearing a board, whatever your name is. It's on the top of my head.

It's fine. All right. A quick shout out to our friends at Lazy Dog Restaurants. They just hooked us up to be Campfire Club members. Oh, yeah. Everybody is part of the podcast you get a bunch of monthly benefits also priority seating so the only person that i'm afraid of you know being kind of extra when it comes to priority seating is going to be tyler when he

shows up to lazy dog restaurant well you know because maybe there's a little bit of weight and then uh tyler walking up to the front and go, yes, I'm a Campfire Club member. I have priority seating. I will vouch for Lazy Dog because it comes with the Lazy Dog Beer Club package, too. But they are so good. I've never actually had to bring that up. Nice. Wow.

And down he gets packed. And I've always thought about it in the back of my head. I walk up and I see a little crowd. I'm like, I want to be that guy today. And then we'll have to see it in five minutes. I'm like, ah, I want to be that guy today. And then we'll have to see it in five minutes. I'm like, cool, sick. But you guys will take advantage of those free food items that come along with the Campfire Club.

All right. Yes. Well, if you want more information, go to LazyDogRestaurants.com. Go check out all their new twisted sodas that they have. Also the road trip bowls. And of course, my absolute favorite, when you want to leave Lazy Dog Restaurant, take a couple of those frozen TV dinners with you because they are the best value out there and they're absolutely delicious. Heads up, Chain Fest, October 5th.

If you don't know, I always post about Chain on my Instagram, at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E. BJ Novak from The Office and his good friend who is a Michelin star chef who worked at the very famous French Laundry. They get together and they take some of our favorite fast food items and then they elevate them like, let's say, a Jack in the Box curly fries with caviar and like all types of crazy stuff like that. It is delicious. They're going to have their own food festival.

Once again, Chain Fest, it's going to happen October 5th. Get more information. Go to eatatchain.com. That's eatatchain.com. If you want to be part of Chain Fest, I know I'm going to be there. Big birthday month in October. So I got to put that on the list of things I want to do. How about this?

Are you guys into this? Twinkies with a new mystery flavor. All in or all out? I think. Twinkies. Now they've done this before with Oreos, right? Where you try to figure out what the flavor is. So let's see if the Twinkies mystery flavor is going to be good or not.

I'm sure that will be a Walmart exclusive as always, because they have the lock on all this type of stuff. How about this? Did you see that Guy Fieri is bringing his merch to MLB ballparks with the merch, the t-shirts, highlighting all the different food items that are available at those ballparks and you can buy t-shirts Guy Fieri style. Dude, this actually looks pretty dope yeah you know

me i'm all about a trip to flavor town so let's go hell yeah i think they have multiple ones for the dodgers eric too i think they have the one it's like highlighting whatever's in the the helmet bowls i think the nachos and then they also have one mountain of nachos yeah it's mobx flavor town the cross crossover oh i had texted you guys about this the other week is is food place fashion the big thing now i know menace is trying to get us on it dog i know you have been but now i'm going to like spencer's and they have nothing but kfc and hooters merch everywhere yeah i go to box lunch and they got nothing but mcdonald's and taco bell merch everywhere. Yeah. I go to box lunch and they got nothing but McDonald's and Taco Bell merch everywhere.

It's been a thing, but maybe outside the hype beast of fast food like myself, the general public is starting to embrace it. Because, yeah, I did see at Forever 21 and stuff like that, they have different KFC stuff and other food items, like Taco Bell and things like that. Yeah, I'm looking at the promo for it. It looks like the Dodger one has the other food items of it like taco bell and things like that so yeah i'm like i'm looking at the promo for it looks like the dodger one has the dodger dog on it of course no i uh then the angels have a nacho helmet um really because we got nothing else at that stadium i'm all about it so go check that out if you're a food fan and you're a baseball fan they have that available for you. Also, Kellogg's has announced

an Eggo waffle flavored coffee all in or all out. I'm sure that'll be maple syrup. No. I've become such a coffee snob. It's like black or nothing for me. Any syrupy-ness is gone. I don't put anything in my coffee.

The special flavored coffee is super weird tasting. never really any good. I didn't know Eric was such a bougie bitch now with all this stuff. I go straight black, man. Hell yeah. Nice. Love it. Oh, do you know where I was yesterday?

I was in Newport Beach, and I stopped by Sergeant Pepperoni's. Shout out to those guys. They have so many different locations now. And they are coming to the Santa Ana Airport. Yes. That is huge for them. But I got one of their pinwheels yesterday. It was a meatball one.

So freaking good. And then I had a slice of their pizza of the month. So delicious. What was it? What was it what was it uh it had like sausage it had some like goat cheese in it and some other peppers it was delicious so go to sergeant pepperonis look them up they're in irvine they're in newport beach another location and then soon coming to santa ana airport i have some food news for you. Ooh, yes, please. It's been popping up on Dodger Games,

so I keep seeing it, and it's piqued my interest because I love chimichangas, but it's a Deadpool Wolverine promotion. Yes! Jack in the Box's mini chimibangbangs. Oh, hell yeah! They're little mini chimichangas, and it says shredded chicken, corn, black beans,

herbs, and southwest flavors. Keep popping up. Oh, hell yeah. Did you see that if you get that, you can also get the Deadpool jack-in-the-box little jackhead that can go on top of your antenna for your car. Oh, hell yes. People steal those. I hate people. They jack those off your car all the time.

That's why you buy 15 of them. That's why you get a golf cart and you can put it on it. Remember the jack-in-the-box head that they used to give out back in the day? So many people had those on their car. Or the 76 gas station ones. That was huge. That was huge too. The Disney Mickey heads were big too.

Oh yeah. That was popping. So last week I went to OC Fair. I didn't get to enjoy any food though. But now check this out. I am a fan of Wahlburgers, right? But I didn't get to enjoy any food though. But now, check this out. I am a fan of Wahlburgers, right? But I don't get this. When I was looking at the lineup of all the

food available at OC Fair, they had a Wahlburgers stand there. Now, again, I will go to a Wahlburgers, but if I'm at the OC Fair, yeah, I would say if you walk around the fair and you don't find anything unique enough for you Then maybe, yeah, you could go to the Wahlburger stand

But at first, dude, you're going to go for that deep fried pickle platter first Yes! And again, I love Wahlburgers I will go to their locations But when I'm at the fair, I want a funnel cake I want deep fried Oreos Being on the road, you don't eat at like a McDonald's or something You eat something local

You go to the fair for a funnel cake or a chicken leg. I'm going for that foot-long corn dog, dude. Hell yeah, brother. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you want it. Yeah. Yeah, I do want it. Oh, yeah.

Give it a mouth hug, huh, Tyler? Oh, yeah. I was always joking about it. Julia made it work. He is the glizzy king. Tyler, do you know what I was looking at already? We got affairs. Texas State Fair is coming up, baby.

Late September through October. Definitely going to make it out to that one. Yeah, I think that one's in Austin, I would assume. That would be Dallas, Texas. Oh, Dallas. Okay. That's pretty good, too. It's right outside of Cotton Bowl, isn't it?

Yeah, I believe so. Oh, that would make sense. Okay. It's right outside of Cotton Bowl. Hell yeah. Let's go. Oh, that's right. Because they usually do a, there's usually a football game that goes on during the fair.

That's right. I was like, why am I aware of the Texas State Fair? Because I watch the Cotton Bowl. Nice. Yeah, because it's on TV, ironically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I think the Red River, whatever used to be there, maybe Oklahoma. Red River shootout, Oklahoma, Texas. the cotton bowl nice yeah because it's on tv ironically yeah yeah yeah i think red the red river whatever used to be there maybe oklahoma red river shootout oklahoma texas yeah it's also the cotton bowl whatever either way in the weeds i'm there for the food all right that's that's what i want to do oh can i tell you something though real quick listen to my day that day that i went to the oc fair all right i wake up wake up in Coachella. I go have breakfast. Then I drive from Coachella to Citadel Outlets, do a meetup with listeners from 1 to 3 p.m. And by the way, thank you to all the listeners that came out.

It was packed with listeners and we gave out a ton of stuff. You can actually go to my Instagram still for a chance to win a $200 gift card to Citadel Outlets. Just go to Menace, M- chance to win a $200 gift card to set it out. Let's just go to menace. M E N A C E. After I was done there, I started to head on over to the OC fair, but I had to charge my car.

So I stopped at the outlets of orange and charged up my car, hung out there for a little while. Nice. That was fun. I always forget that they had that huge van store. I got to go back, but it was fun. And then after that, I went to the OC Fair, hung out for the Brew Ha Ha,

well, the Brew Hee Ha version this time. And everybody, all the listeners I saw there were awesome, and people are having the unlimited beer samples. Julianne, I got to get you at a Brew Ha Ha event. You're going to love love it i think i'm gonna do something with them in october maybe october 26th so put it down on your calendar i'm there i already found a babysitter instantly okay sweet but they throw the best events and they happen throughout the entire country so go to brouhaha productions on instagram so you can

see where they're at next if you love unlimited beer and bands that you've heard of. So I'm there at OC Fair. So then I decide, you know what? I'm just going to drive back to Coachella. So I'm driving back to Coachella. I'm passing Morongo. And then out of nowhere, it looks like a bullet went straight to my windshield and like put a bullet hole in my windshield. It was a rock from a semi.

Dude, that part sucked. That's the worst. I was having such a good time that day. That's what I said yesterday, too, before that tree branch hit my head. So I feel you. Before it felt like you got a bullet to the head. Exactly. I'm sorry about your car.

That's the worst. It sucks. And then so I got to get that fixed. And that's always a pain. I've gone through, I think, I've probably gone through replacing the windshield. Now this will be the fourth time. It happens all the time. I had that, had that, I had that happen to me.

And then I went and got it fixed. I swear to God, like three days later, boom, I got another thing. I'm like, are you kidding me? I've left it. And it hasn't spider. Thank God. But, and that was like two are you kidding me? I've left it. And it hasn't spidered, thank God. And that was two years ago. And it looks the exact same. Some windshields are just prone to that

based on the angle and the curvature of the car. Shasta's car was mega prone to getting rocks and spider webbing. Oh, this one is definitely just straight at the driver's seat. I'm so surprised it hit it so hard that it didn't go all the way through

and like hit me like a bullet. Oh, thank God for safety glass. But yeah, I've heard a story about that though, where literally I think somebody's, it was a voice actor I worked with. Oh, it was Optimus Prime. Somebody's windshield wiper fell off their car, went right through his windshield and through his back window. No way.

Yeah, just barely missed him. Yeah, it's like there's so little glass left that I can probably poke my finger through it all the way through. Damn, it sucks. Ooh, let's do a test. Let's put some food on the other side and see if Tyler can bust through the glass Hulk style. Yeah, let's do it.

I mean, I'd probably bust through it anyway without the food, but yeah, whatever. Well, we're going to be seeing Tyler bust some food in real life because we're going to Oakland, California now, everybody. Yes! So excited. Are we going to be there on time at the airport? Yes. It's an early flight. I think so, yeah.

So I was curious how we were going to get from the airport to the stadium. I figured that we were just going to Uber, you know, whatever. Yes. we're going to get from the airport to the stadium, I figured that we were just going to Uber whatever. I did not know that apparently the BART system up in the Bay Area has a train that connects the airport to the stadium. Yeah, you don't want to take that.

Why? If you want to get robbed on the way there. Good to know. This isn't like the railway in Vegas, man. Come on, you're with me, dude. You think I'm going to get on that train? I don't know, man. Hey, I thought you were like a Bay Area local or something, dude.

I used to take that train every single day. Yeah. Like from, if people know the Bay Area, I used to take it from Fremont, California to San Francisco, which is probably like the equivalent of probably taking it from Burbank to probably Downey almost. Okay. I would take it that far every single day. And it wasn't that bad.

But then ever since you watched the movie Fruitvale Station, when that incident happened that after that happened, Bart has gone downhill ever since. And it's a madhouse on Bart. You do not want to take him. Yeah. I mean, that's no different from Los Angeles because I used to take the red line everywhere through LA and downtown LA. I used to hop on a bus in downtown LA and go all the way down to Redondo Beach, like

on the freeway through Compton, South Central and stuff. Yeah, I ain't doing that no more. Yeah. No. You can't. It sucks. Yeah. Because I would have loved taking you guys on the train because if you don't know, it's

built like a monorail. Like, oh, hey guys, it feels like we're going to Disneyland. Right. You know? But we're actually going to a really crappy stadium instead and we're driving through the hood to get there. But yeah, no, we'll get off the plane. We'll hop on an Uber and then we'll go straight to the stadium.

And we have Tyler as a bulletproof shield. Yeah, he'll be fine. But anyways, I have a meeting. Bort always has meetings now, but I have a meeting as well. I'm so tired of meetings. I got to go. But thank you so much to everybody that came out to all of our events. And once again, just a heads up, I'm going to be in Glendale. That'll be August

10th. I'm going to have to jump in because I got updated information. Once again, that is at Fabletics at the Glendale Galleria from 1 to 3 p.m. August 10th. Of course, I'll always have a bunch of giveaways like theme park tickets, Woody Show merch and more. Shout out to Fabletics because they know that I'm going to be doing that Disney 5k coming up in September. And I'm trying to get myself in shape for that. And it's all tying together. So they're going to take care of me and they'll take care of you. If you come on out August 10th to Glendale,

California. Fabletics is where it's at. Heck yeah, it is. Oh my God. I use all their maternity clothes that they had. I bought from them. I have a nursing sports bra from them and I have like regular workout stuff

from them and I've boughten shoes from them too. I love Fabletics and I order from Fab Kids too. Nice! Well, come hang out with me then. I love their store. I went to their store in Pittsburgh, PA when I was out there. And the staff is so friendly. And the underwear feels so nice.

So soft. Yeah, so good. All right. Also, big shout out to our friend, Jokoy. J-O-K-O-Y dot com. That's J-O-K-O-Y dot com. He is touring across the country. And I know that he's touring across the country because he just sent a photo of

his son holding a pillow that used to be in our office here with my face on it. Oh, he took it? Yeah, he took it. No one's noticed that it's been gone because I thought Seabass would complain that it was gone. I was like, oh, we'll just order another one because Joe wanted it so bad and he's

been taking it on a tour everywhere and he's been texting me photos. That's such a communal pillow too. He has no idea how many people have used that. Yeah. It's fun getting those check-ins, but go see him in person. Check out his Netflix special live from Brooklyn.

If you haven't seen it on Netflix. Also big shout out to our boy Fluffy, AKA Gabriel Iglesias, who just shot his new special. That'll be released on Netflix pretty soon. He was in Hollywood, Florida at the Big Qatar Hotel Hard Rock Casino and Resort. I can't wait to see that. And check him out on tour.

He is currently all over the country. Just go to FluffyGuy.com. That's FluffyGuy.com. Shout out to our friends, Matt and Kim. They are a band performing everywhere. Just go to MattandKim.com. See where they're out to our friends, man, Kim, they are banned performing everywhere. Just go to man, Kim. Dot com.

See where they could be performing next and search man, Kim, wherever you listen to music, shout out to sex with Emily. She has a podcast wherever you listen to podcasts, just search sex with Emily. Also follow her on Tik TOK and Instagram and big shout out to blankets by Tracy, because I'm still using blankets,

even though it was like the hottest day on earth ever on record, I am still freezing inside my house because I have my AC turned up to like 68 in my house. And it works. And I just cover it up with all these different blankets. And a lot of them are Blankets by Tracy. So go get your own blanket. Just Google Blankets by Tracy and you can find that. Bort, what is happening at Shasta Jeans Boutique? You can find beautiful bat-carved stone pendant necklaces

and dragon head carved stone pendant necklaces. Sorry, guys. I'm injured right now. You can find it all at shastajeansboutique.com. Two O's go spooky. Or you can go to thebortcast.com and it forwards you to my link tree. It's right there at the second link. Just And it forwards you to my link tree It's right there the second link just hit it Go nice do that

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It was her birthday yesterday she's two yeah so happy birthday to her and then yeah i'm turning 40 on saturday you know what i'm shockingly okay with it like i don't care and when i turned 30 i cried i was so just taken back but the thought of being 30 and now being 40. I don't know. I don't care. I'm excited, I guess. Nice.

I know. Isn't that weird? Yeah. Cool. Because probably because you haven't fallen apart like the people you went to high school with, you know, kind of brutal. There are a few. There are a few.

They're probably mad and miserable. For the most part, they look pretty good. But there are like one or two that I've seen I'm like god damn what happened to you It's called Ozempic Girl look into it Whoa jeez Tyler

I thought you supported Milk Mamas I have no comment at this time By the way there was a hidden Tyler Easter egg at the Woody show this week. Yeah, there was. And I hope somebody can pick it out. Yeah.

Can you? Mmm, chocolate milk. Oh, chocolate milk. All right. I'm going to need to know where this Easter egg is specifically so I can find it. All right. Eric, do you have anything to say before we leave? I do.

Sweet. So I recently acquired a package from tyler and randy i'm gonna save with the package what's the end of the story okay to really sell the story because i don't want you guys to know but they lot they offered up an idea for me that i thought it was kind of outlandish it required a some money to come in from them to help me out all right so i kind of just said nah you, you guys, it's whatever. And I just kind of put the story or their offer in the back burner and it kind of forgot about it.

Yeah. So over the weekend, Tyler says, hey, I got a package when you're gonna be home tomorrow. And I didn't even connect the dots. I'm like, what is this guy bringing me? So Tyler shows up to my house the next morning and gives me a new Xbox. What?

Something sounds fishy. Him and Randy chipped in on an Xbox for me so I could play the new NCAA 25 game with them. Whoa. That is awesome. Nice. No strings attached. No strings attached.

Well, I think the only... They're like, you're a new dad. We want you to be able to game with the boys when you can. Yeah. I think the only fishy part, a little bit selfish because they just want people to play with online boys when you can and yeah i think the only fishy part a little bit selfish because they just want people to play with online okay okay let's let's calm that down when they first off we're like they're like oh this game's coming i was like oh well yeah i'm down to play and like oh you can you have an old xbox and you know me i'm not really the big gamer

in the group so i'm like whatever probably would have never bought the game because i'm there's no need for me to buy a new xbox so I, that's why I kind of say, ah, you know, and they're like, well, what if we get you one? And I'm like, okay, you guys are gonna give me an Xbox. Yeah. Okay. Sure. And just back my mind. And then that was sweet. Totally forgot about it. And then Tyler was like, Hey, where are you going to be home? I got a package for it. I even told Leanne, I was like, Tyler's coming over. I don't know what he has for me.

I thought it was something Brett might've gave him or menace might've gave him last time you seen him. And he just forgot what he usually does. And then he shows up and he gets out of the backseat in Xbox. I'm like, no way you guys actually... He's like, the caveat is we bought you the lowest memory one so it wasn't that much money. So it's like, I have enough memory to play the game.

Yeah, still. That's cool. That's very nice. Some nice bromo. I've tried to pull back on some of the negging I'm giving Tyler. I noticed. Was Tyler really serious about it when he gave it to you? Like, I'm presenting this to you.

As friendship, yeah. No, I wouldn't hug Tyler. No, I'm just kidding. It was really nice of them. So I want to give them their props and their flowers. Credit where credit's due. That's really cool. What sweethearts leave no bro behind. Hell yeah. And I will say that I want to give them their props and their flowers. That's really cool. Credit when credit's due. That's really cool. What sweethearts. Leave No Bro behind.

Yeah. Hell yeah. And I will say that they're getting their wish. Played over a day's worth of hours spent on this game already. Nice. So I don't know how I'm doing with the newborn. But yeah, I've spent over a day playing this game and I've had it for like a week. Nice. Well, just tell the newborn to learn to play and then it'll be a family thing.

Eric. Leanne just mouthed to me. She said, because of me. That's what I'm doing all the time. That's true. She's probably looking at you with hate in her eyes. She's looking at me as she's about getting ready to pump breast milk. Yeah, yeah.

I'm about to do the same after we get off. Nice. I feel you, Leanne. All right. Well, Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave yeah just shout out to crunchyroll awesome streaming app for anime they had a deal for amazon prime day i bought it obviously re-signed up and i'm doing nothing but watching anime so it rolls shout out to crunchyroll hell yeah and tyler because he's a sweetheart apparently and randy

i guess tyler anything to say before we leave uh falcons football is back with training camp go watch twisters and Deadpool and that's all I got. Well, guys, I got to head on off to a meeting. I'm already late. We'll see you next week. What's new with Menace? Outro Music