What's New Podcast - Julianne's INSANE Mexico Birthday Trip, Tyler has News, Oakland this weekend & More!

Episode Date: August 2, 2024

On this episode we have Julianne's INSANE Mexico Birthday Trip, Tyler has News, Oakland this weekend & More! 

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If you have questions or concerns about your gambling or someone close to you, please contact ConnexOntario at 1-866-531-2600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with iGaming Ontario. What's new? What's new with Metis? What's up, everybody, and welcome to another edition of what's new pod i'm menace i'm joined by board aka brett he's an audio expert and syndication expert with the woody show morning show that you can hear across the united states and around the world on afn we are also joined by our friends from downey california that would be er Eric and Randy. And just over yonder in Whittier, California, that would be our friend Tyler, a.k.a. Heavy T. Plus, we have our lovely friend, Julianne, which I can't wait to hear about her birthday trip that she took to Mexico.

But before that, just a quick reminder. I am going to be at Fabletics on August 10th, Saturday from 1 to 3 p.m. It is at Glendale Galleria. Come on through. I'll have a bunch of giveaways as usual for theme parks, concert tickets, Woody Show merch, and more at Fabletics, which Julianne, you absolutely love, correct? Yes. Understatement.

I love it as well. And I found out a lot of people on the Woody Show love Fabletics as well. So they're sending me all their sizes because they want me to pick up some gear for them so again come hang out with me august 10th glendale galleria from 1 to 3 p.m now that is over it was very epic right julianne from at least what i could see on social media that you had your big 40th birthday bash you went on a cruise to mexico and i told everybody to follow you on social media for updates. And when I saw some of the updates, I was like, wait a minute, that's all the cruise

ship. But then I forgot that you guys actually get off the cruise ship and go to Mexico because some of the stuff a little risque to be going on on a cruise ship. Everything on the boat was fun. You know, everyone was drunk doing their thing. I was dancing on the piano bar on the ship and, everyone was drunk doing their thing. Um, I was dancing on the piano bar on the ship and thinking I was Tina Turner in my dress and that stuff was all cool and dandy. But then when we get off on our way to Papa's and beer, some random guy walks up to Kevin and says,

Hey, are you from California? And Kevin's like, yeah. And the guy takes his glasses off and says, want to fight? I feel like fighting. And Kevin's like, no, I, I, his glasses off and says, want to fight? I feel like fighting. And Kevin's like, no, I don't. And he just walked away. So some random guy on our way to Papa's and Barry tries to pick a fight with Kevin. He's a big dude. And when somebody comes up to me and tries to talk to me in Mexico like that, guess what I do? Not interested.

Keep on walking. You sit and talk to them. You're the tourist that have the issues. I don't know. But anybody who travels anywhere, if somebody comes up to you and tries to talk to you, do not talk to them. I think you may be. It will not work out ever.

I don't think he thought anything of this guy. He didn't realize he was going to ask him to fight. But one of our shorter guys is like, OK, let's get out of here. But anyways, so we get to the bar and we're all having this grand old time okay and i brought my pumpers because i have to pump now for people that don't know pumpers being your breast milk yes and i have lvs i have lvs pumps so i put them in my shirt and of course at the bar in me, I was doing it on the ship. I was doing it. We played bingo.

I was doing it everywhere. So Tyler's mouth was frothing the entire time. They had the group chat. So, okay. I get them. I put them in and my, one of my pumps doesn't work. I'm like, oh, great. And now this is where we got to pause.

And I got to send you guys this video because something happened at the bar. And I'm telling you, the entire crowd went wild. Like everyone was fist pumping and it was insane. So once you guys see the video, I will then continue my story. Okay. Good. Because you have to watch it. There's two.

Okay. I'm afraid. One is different than the other. One, you'll just see. You have to watch it. There's two. I'm afraid. One is different than the other. You have to watch both. You have to. Okay. I'm getting ready. I kind of hope my phone dies before I get these videos.

Okay. I just sent them. It's on 5%. Actually, sorry. I watched the one where you could see my boob first. Okay. All right. Watch that one first.

This is how it started. Okay. And go. Wow. All right. So you have your bo one first. Here we go. This is how it started. Okay. And go. Wow. All right, so you have your boob out, full nipple, and oh my God, you're shooting breast milk. Do you know that person? No, she just came up to us.

You're shooting breast milk into random people's mouth at a bar in Mexico. The ass. The ass. Okay. Tyler's been awkwardly quiet through this. Sorry, guys. I am currently watching this video. I'm not even joking when I say I want to throw up.

What am I watching? Okay, you guys. Watch the next one. Okay. We're on a stage at this point. Okay, on a stage. Okay, some guy in a tank top. He has a bottle of, looks like tequila.

Okay. He's one of the workers. And then people are, oh, my God. So you just shot breast milk. Do you know that guy? No, that's one of the workers who was flipping everybody upside down when they had tequila in their mouth. And then he's shooting breast milk on all the workers.

Into the crowd of people. I'm not even joking. I think the only reason why I'm not going to throw up is because I haven't eaten anything all day. I legitimately feel queasy right now. I'm not even joking. You guys, people's wives and like our guy guy friends were like dude come up come over to

my table squirt them i said okay are they married do they have a wife do the girlfriend can i ask them first i wanted to yes i wanted to be respectful and the girls were like yeah do it do it i'm like okay my god okay so the first video came yeah the first video of the girl trying my breast milk yeah let me tell you this is when i found out one of my pumps wasn't working because i think it wasn't just fully charged i'm not sure why anyways my friend goes are you leaking i'm like i'm not sure and i look at my nipple and it squirted a little bit i was like oh my gosh my nipple just squirted. She's like, let me see.

And she was across the table from me. So I like kind of like pinched my nipple a little bit harder than I expected to. It shot across the table. Oh my God. I didn't know. I know. Did you get tips? No, no, we didn't.

We didn't, but we should have. Damn it. But yeah, so I had, I had no idea that I could do that. I've had, you know, two didn't. We didn't, but we should have damn it. But yeah, so I had, I had no idea that I could do that. I've had, you know, two other kids. I've never hand expressed my breasts before. I didn't know. So then this girl saw me do that and she thought it was so funny. And she's like, oh my gosh, can I have some? I'm like, are you serious? And she's like, yes. So that's the girl you see that comes around my table and she opens her mouth and i squirt my my milk in her mouth and then and then so other people start realizing

what's happening and then that's how people started grabbing me and pulling me around the papas and beer having me squirt everybody then kevin goes over to the to the guy who's serving everybody shots and flipping them upside down. Kevin gives that guy 20 bucks. He thinks that he's going to give me shots, but Kevin's like, no, I'm paying you to let my wife squirt you in the face. So the guys go up on stage and I started squirting them in the face. And that's when I turn around and I start squirting the audience. Like I had a freaking super soaker and it was hilarious it was the funniest thing i've ever done dude the number of people that went home and talked about this yeah after their trip

they probably don't even believe that it happened i know and i was like you guys who has a video because we didn't post it on social media anywhere of course yeah yeah and so i was like you guys have to send this to me i have to send it to to my buddies. And they're like, okay. That's how I got the video. I didn't know who took it, but apparently all my friends took the video. It was like different angles, you know? Oh, my God. That was probably the highlight of the entire trip.

Well, I think the podcast is over, guys. I don't even know what else. Where else did we go from here? You dropped the link to the only fans after this i know i thought about i thought about facetime and you guys i'm squirting you like in the camera because i did that to this girl that my brother talks to you guys are like squirting her in the face like through facetime and she's just dying laughing she's like please tell me you did that at the bar i'm like yes i did yes i did god if you would

have called me with that i would have blocked you immediately and quit all right okay i know stop it he's like can you save me a jug being extra don't waste it in mexico bring it back oh my god yeah i don't know what happened to Brett. He walked out of the room for a minute. But, geez, wow. Yeah, so that was pretty much, like, the highlight of my trip. I would think so. You know, yeah. I mean, everything was fun.

We walked around Ensenada and had a great time and met up with people and just got drunk on the boat 24-7. Oh, wow. All right. Well, I'm happy you had a great birthday party. Thank you. Um, I guess the party continues, right?

We're, uh, so that was last weekend. This weekend is finally the big weekend that we go to Oakland, California for the A's Dodgers game. Uh, are you drinking coffee, Tyler?

While we're at the game? Cause we do have to take an early morning flight. Maybe Julianne can hook you up with a little creamier coffee. I don't know if you guys remember. I absolutely hate coffee. So, no, I will not be drinking that again. How about some chocolate milk? Do you like horchata?

Yeah. Pass on all that. I'm always going to buy a shot glass at the airport and fill me up. Oh, man. This is the big weekend. The A's versus Dodgers game. We're all going to get on a flight together and land in Oakland, California.

Very excited for that. It was so funny because the last podcast we were talking about the Otani factor of maybe there's going to be more people than usual at these A's games because there's been historic lows on attendance with these games. And I send you a screenshot, Eric. I don't know if you understood the screenshot, but in the title of the A's emailer, it started with Otani's name in there. And then you open the email and it doesn't say anything about Otani in it.

They just did that so you would open it. So of course they're trying to do anything they can to sell a couple of extra tickets. I did get an email about the game from one of our podcast listeners this one is from john kelly and he says i'm a big fan i'm gonna be at the oakland a's game on sunday just like you guys i hope they'll run into you this is my 10th game this year so i want to give you a few pointers if you haven't already bought tickets we did but if you actually show up to the window and buy tickets it's cheaper because you don't have to pay the online fees so that is a good hack if you want to go check that out also eric you suggested this he says yeah just buy the cheap tickets and then walk down to the more expensive tickets because there's a bunch

of seats available and he says do not buy those overpriced hot dogs. They're not good at all. Like the Oakland A's are the most expensive hot dogs in MLB. He says, go to the Miller sausage vendors. They have way better hot dogs or get some dirt dogs outside. Also, he is mad that I was dissing Bart because Tyler said, Hey, we can just take the Bart train to the Coliseum. He says that Bart has been cleaned up big time since I left the Bay area because it had a little of a rough patch there, but he says that Bart is all good now. So if you go to the San Francisco Bay area and want to use Bay area rapid transit, he says it's good to go. He takes super long trips every day on Bart. Don't be afraid to use it.

We'll take his word for it. Well, yeah. I prefer Uber. I'm trying to actually get us a little bit of a tour right before we go to the stadium somewhere else. Have you guys heard of a place called Pixar? Yes. Yeah. I'm going to see if my friend will come in on a Sunday.

He might not be available. But if we can do it, we have a little bit of time that we can pop on over to Pixar Studios, take a quick tour, and then we can head to the stadium. So hopefully that will come together. I'm going to hit them up today. That would be so awesome. I'd be so excited to do that. Yeah, it'd be fun. Dude, their campus rules.

You're like, can I work here? I bet. No, dude, it's so funny because when I did radio in San Francisco, because they have like an in-studio employee only gift shop. I'm like, guys, can I get a part-time job at the gift shop? Because no, like seriously, some workers that have worked at the gift shop have gone on to get like bigger and better jobs at Pixar. You just got to get your foot in the door. Yeah. And it's about who you know, not what you know. For real. Your network is your net worth. Yeah. Right, Julianne.

Okay. Right. So anyways, thank you, John, for emailing. If you want to send an email to our podcast, just writethepod at gmail.com. That's writethepod at gmail.com. We're already in August and I have so many things in August, September and October. I feel like we're already going to be in December. Do you guys feel that way?

That time's going so fast or no? 100%. Yes. Yeah. I mean. I hope calendar is just like filled up every single weekend. Yeah. I mean, the preseason for football starts today.

I mean, Eric, Tyler, I'm sure you guys are going to be slammed for the next couple months, but it's going to blink and it's going to be like November 25th. And we're like, how the hell did we get here? Did you ask for the day off though, for the bills Rams game in December? I have not yet, but I'm hoping I can swing it.

I mean, I work right there. If it comes down to like, I go to the game and just have to run the show after. But either way, it'll, it'll come together. Hopefully you're going to find a way.

I'm also hoping to that. It's kind of late in the season. I'm hoping maybe they get flexed out to a standalone game. Oh, Graham's bills at that time of season might be worth a little bit more than a Sunday one o'clock game. Nice. Yeah.

I talked about this on the Woody show that I've actually, I haven't been so excited for a season in quite a long time because of all this different changes that's happened you got aaron rogers who finally maybe will be able to play for the jets you got russell wilson over at the steelers you have kurt cousins in atlanta you have harbaugh at the chargers now like it's gonna be a fun season to see how this all plays out you see hardball was pulling sleds and players at chargers training camp i know we keep bringing him up but this dude is a he's a charger social media has been pretty good to begin with they always they've won awards for like their presence

and their schedule releases and stuff but hardball is such a quirky dude like he's like it's like a lightning rod and he just hits every day with social media something funny he's coming out with a quote or the dude's pulling players and he's got to be what 60 something already yeah like he's old as hell and he's in cleats at training camp pulling players on a sled he's 60 years old pulling like 300 pound lineman on a sled yeah and um you know of course we have a lot of people that work with the charges because we're partners here at our radio station in la alt 98 7 and so they go over to the hq as the practices are happening and they said that harbaugh when like herbert takes a break that harbaugh jumps in and starts like practicing with people like throwing balls yeah he was a he

was a qb for the chargers back when they're in san diego for a bit yeah it's crazy he can sling it man he's he's no he's no slack yeah he's a beast. When you got it, you got it. And coaches nowadays, they're not like these big overweight dudes anymore. You got Dan Campbell, who was like a legit linebacker for the Cowboys back in the day. Like Harbaugh played for the Chargers. The slouch coach in the NFL is

gone. You got these stud, young, hip new guys. So these old guys like Harbaugh got to show them they still got it. I'm excited. Did you go to the HQ yet? Or was that Randy? That was Randy. Yeah.

Randy, Randy went with our show. NFL daily NFL network. They went to chargers camp last week. They're at Rams camp today and possibly going to Raiders camp next week. Nice. Did he try the chargers pizza oven? No,

I don't think he did. I don't think he did, but he missed out, dude. Yeah, he did. I don't think he did. But he missed out, dude. Yeah, he did. I think they got an interview with a couple of players like J.K. Dobbins. I forget one more player.

So it was a cool day, though. Yeah, that's cool. Well, to get back to my original point is that there's going to be a lot of events from August all the way until December.

So please keep an eye on social media. There's going to be stuff in Vegas, Dallas, Philly, and of course, back in Vegas at the iHeartRadio Festival. So at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E, or at The Woody Show on Instagram. You guys want some food news? Yes.

All right. Yes. Kraft Heinz has launched pickle mayo, all in or all out? No. Wait, Tyler, you hate pickles, right? Pickles are the spawn of Satan. Now, this is a Walmart exclusive, so you'll only see it at Walmart if you want it.

Are you not a Walmart shopper, Julianne? I am. I don't hate. I'll go anywhere and shop. It's just mayo and pickles. Stop. See, that makes my stomach turn. All right.

I'll throw a nice pickle with some mayo. Yeah. But I don't need them together. I'll try it. All right. How about this? Taco Bell celebrates 20 years of Baja Blast with Baja Blast Gelato, which I've tried. And they're going to have a bunch of deals involving Baja Blast.

And that starts September 3rd. Now, here's the one thing, though. I read the whole press release for this, how they're celebrating it. The best item that I had at the Taco Bell event during the Super Bowl, where they let me try all the items that are going to be released this year, was the Baja Blast cheesecake, and it's not going to be released at this time. What the hell? Dude, it is so freaking good,

and I don't know why they're not releasing it with this 20-year celebration. That's weird. When would they drop it? I don't know, but they should. Yeah, this seems like the best time to do it, so if not, then when? Maybe they're not going to release it.

I don't know, but it's good. If they start treating it like the nacho fries where they bring it and then they take it away and then they bring it, I'll be pissed. I know. How about this? Love me some cheesecake too. Yeah, me too. Now, anybody here drink Fat Tire Ale? Very popular?

I have before. It's been a while. Yeah, it's been a while. Eric seems like you'd be a Fat Tire guy. No, it's... Nah. All right. I mean, I will in a pinch, but I'm not like going on buying it. Eric seems like you'd be a fat tire guy Nah Alright I mean I will in a pinch but I'm not like Going on buying it Well we've kind of talked about this before that food collabs

And clothing is a big thing And everybody's doing them Fat tire and vans have Gone together and they're going to be releasing A pretty cool shoe so go check that out Do you know where I went the other day That I haven't been to in a really long time cracker barrel still popping guys is it i do love cracker barrel yeah um i went there when i went to go visit houston back in march there was one down the street from my buddy's house and we went and that thing smacks still. The way he describes it. Yeah, that thing.

Okay, so I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm a little excited because in three weeks, I'm going to be in Carolina for a week going to visit my brother down there, and I already have some of the food stops planned out. Cracker Barrel is one of them. There will be a Waffle House stop, and this place I've never had but randy's had it and

he swears by it bojangles oh yes but i need to try it bojangles is coming to las vegas and it's huge news i think it's coming to la next year i could have sworn i read that but yeah dude no i'm i'm super excited for this man like the this is good obviously i'm going to be there to see some family but not that the food celebration is going to be real well i'm going to move on though to another thing that you are an expert on currently tyler i don't know if anybody else has watched it yet deadpool and wolverine yeah so legit dude i absolutely loved it good movie it was so much a good movie Anybody else watch it yet? No. It's so funny. Eric, I know you're not super into this kind of stuff,

but I think you... I'll watch it. It's one of the ones that I'm going... I don't make it out to movie theaters quite often anymore, but it's one of the ones I'm going to try to get out to go see in theaters. It is so freaking good. Also, Julianne, I think you'll love it. It is so funny. I think Deadpool is the funniest, so I can't wait. I think you would love it. It is so funny. I think Deadpool is the funniest.

So, oh, I can't wait. I'm trying to avoid spoilers. That's my biggest thing. Because things are starting to pop up. I did that with the same thing. I've watched House of the Dragon and The Boys. But I would always watch it a day or two later. And I see, you don't even have to be in these Facebook groups anymore.

You just click on one thing. And next thing you know, your feed's full of people talking about episodes and stuff and it's like i have to like literally avoid social media and it's hard with deadpool just because i'm not going anytime soon eventually i'm gonna see a cameo that i didn't need to know about until i saw it but and that's my fault i guess we're not going but you know people got lives yeah for sure people got newborns yeah you know exactly me in the end our plan sorry sorry to interrupt, but our plan kind of is there's a Paramount drive-in, so we're kind of thinking about doing a drive-in so we can take the kid and it should be our problem.

Drive-ins usually have older movies, not brand new ones like these ones. This one has it. It has what's despicable me for, Twisters and Deadpool right now. No way. Rip. What city is this in?

In Paramount? Paramount. Oh, okay. That's far from me, but still. So we could go take the baby, and if it starts crying, we're only ruining the movie for ourselves. Oh, that's so cool. If he starts crying, not if it starts crying. Yeah.

The aunt's pointed out several times that I call him the kid. She's like, you call him the kid a lot. He's our son. I'm like, yeah, sorry. We always say the baby. The baby. Yeah. The baby or the kid. She's like, you call him the kid a lot. He's our son. I'm like, yeah, sorry. We always say the baby. The baby. Yeah. The baby or the girl.

Well, I think that's pretty awesome. That's a really good idea. That's a hack you just shared with a bunch of families. Yeah, because there's not a lot of drive-ins around anymore. But there's one right here. You did it. We did, not we, but I think you gave away Godzilla vs. Kong tickets. Really?

To this drive-in way back when the first movie came out yeah oh damn i think it was during i think it was during the rona yeah right after the rona because me and randy both went i think you hooked us up for it okay i apparently didn't read the fine print on where it was yeah you drove up in your car and they took a picture because we're all in our cars obviously and it was like a picture of a godzilla and king kong around your car and they gave you a bucket of popcorn oh that's awesome right after covid noise all right well if you're gonna go to the movie theaters this weekend i don't really understand when this movie was even released but it says that it was being released this weekend

but apparently it got released in the beginning of the year then it was going to be on apple plus but it looks pretty interesting it's called fly me to the Moon and it has Channing Tatum and Scarlett Johansson. Have you seen anything about that? I have a little bit. It looks interesting. It kind of looks fun. Maybe not. Okay. Yeah. I think it is about landing on the moon for the first time, allegedly, and it might be available on apple plus i don't know i'm gonna research it a little bit more but it's definitely gonna be in movie theaters this weekend if you want to see it yeah it's it seems like it might lean into the conspiracy theory side of it right because i saw i think i saw a commercial for it and like it shows part of a

studio setup and just from my like first view of it i think it's like part of just the overall encompassing possibility of it being fake oh hell yes i saw a commercial for like twice and i believe i saw a studio setup so this is me just spitballing i could be completely wrong but i think it might be a little bit on the conspiracy side it has 91 on rotten tomatoes from the audience it's one of his it's a serious role for him right i don't know i can't tell i okay i. I think I saw a TikTok of him on a late night show talking about it, saying that this is going to be something completely different than what he usually played or portrayed as in movies.

Okay. Fly me to the moon. I figured he was going to have a shirt on the entire time. Oh, weak, right? Focusing on a marketing specialist hired to make America fall in love with going to space. Interesting. Okay. One thing I did check out that I absolutely loved

was Fallout on Amazon. Tyler, you watch Fallout, right? I remember you were watching it during Coachella while we were at home. While we were not at the festival. Pretty sure Randy saw it as well. We both loved it. I saw it.

Yeah, I think we all did. Yeah, we all did. So good, right? Yes. Amazing. So it got brought up on the Woody show the other day. Okay. And Woody's like, oh, what is it about?

And I explained the plot of like what was about. But then I also said, it's kind of superhero-ish. I said that one line. Okay. Because, you know, the visuals kind of look like almost a Marvel movie. But check this out i got ripped so hard on the woody show reddit by just saying that one line that is kind of superhero ish i was just talking about the visual aspect of it not that it actually has superheroes in it you know there's so many people in the room you don't really have time to elaborate on what right

what you'd really want to say that one line dude i'm getting roasted on the woody show reddit about that fallout is a lot like the boys and the boys is superhero-y so anti-hero kind of deal yeah but there's i'm just saying there's superheroes in it too and just the gore and the way the movie was made. Just the visuals is what I'm saying. It's a lot like Fallout. You've got a dude who can't die. You've got robots jumping around and killing each other. Relax, people.

The guy lived for hundreds of years. He doesn't have a cape on. He's not shooting lasers out of his eyes, but there's literally a hero that can't die. Relax, everybody. I know. I don't get it. You're right. There's new, like relax everybody. I know. Yeah. I don't get it.

You're right. You're right. Menace. But I got roasted on that one. Go outside. Touch grass. So negative. People want something to complain about when it comes to you.

So they can't get over the fact that you're just an amazing person. Anyways, um, going to something that they would probably hate is, you know what I am watching is The Surreal Life. It's back, baby. Have you seen anything on this? No. Okay. So the cast this time around, you have OT Genesis. I'm in love with the Coco guy song.

You have Macy Gray. You have Tyler Posey. he played team wolf on mtv and then you have kim zolciak who was a real housewife of atlanta and then she had her own show then the best casting on this mother effing chet hanks oh wow oh god and josie Canseco, Jose Canseco's daughter. Oh, God. Dude, I'm loving it because Kim Zosiac, she's selling a lot of her stuff and she's getting divorced, saying that she can't afford a lot of things. And the second she finds out that Chet Hanks is Tom Hanks' son, guess who she's trying to hook up with?

Chet Hanks? Yes. So. I mean, that's a solid family to be a part of, right? Yeah, dude. I mean, I'm saying, but Chet Hanks is just freaking hilarious, dude. So if you are into that kind of stuff, into reality shows, I definitely would check out The Surreal Life.

It is pretty funny. But speaking about lives, is there anything that we haven't covered that's going on in your guys' life? Julianne, we got a lot of coverage on you but uh i have a sip and see coming up on august 11th oh yeah we we are aware of that yeah i mean you just come and visit the baby and you have some cocktails that's it for those who don't know what a sip and see is okay tyler what's the latest going on in your life um honestly just watching the olympics and i think that's pretty much it like i have not done anything else is your dad loving the olympics

this year i know he's a big olympics guy he just currently saw simone biles winning gold that just happened so oh she ended up winning it on she ended up winning it for her all-around individual gymnastics nice oh cool pulling down from america yeah and he is currently watching swimming right now this dude is loving life dude absolutely amazing uh not even joking he spent the last Oh, cool. Pulling down from America. Yeah, and he is currently watching swimming right now. This dude is loving life, dude. Absolutely amazing. Not even joking, he spent the last five or six days sleeping in the living room. So, yeah, he's living the dream.

Wow. He's that intense with it? He's that into it, yeah. Because, I mean, I think some of these games, like the earlier stuff starts at 11 30 uh at night so he'll knock out from maybe like 8 to 11 wake up see as much as he can probably take a quick power nap and then watch the rest of the morning noise uh do you still have a girlfriend i haven't heard about her in a while i was just thinking about that yeah uh actually we broke up no are you serious what was that okay i mean hold on i kind of saw it coming because when i brought it up last time you guys kind of said that you had off schedules so you didn't

really get a chance to see i'll be real the last time menace brought it up we had broke up like a week before that oh wow damn it's been that long so it it's been three weeks, three, three, maybe four, three, three or four, something like that. Yeah. Wow. So, you know, I think just more with my personal life, I've just learned to keep it a lot more private than I have in the past. So what do you mean?

Are we like, Oh no, no, no. Are we hindering you from? No, no, no, no. Like you guys aren't. But I think like, as far as like posting it on social media and all that stuff, I was a little too over the top with it sometimes so we're like other people like contacting her or were you no but i have had that before which is kind of annoying that's why i kind of don't put anything out there because like then you have like listeners start like

messaging your partner out of nowhere like saying like like weird stuff. Yeah. Things like that. So I kinda like, I don't post like that. What was your situation? So I remember, um, you, you guys remember my ex-girlfriend from like four or five years ago, whatever that was. Uh huh. Um, yeah. So when we, when we broke up, I remember she told me, I think like a week later that like

a couple of people had hit her up asking why we broke up and I'm like, i think like a week later that like a couple people had hit her up asking why we broke up and i'm like that's weird because it's their business and that's kind of why like with my personal stuff i just kept it a little bit more private or whatever well you need time to grieve you know but what you're saying is you're you're free and single yeah yeah so uh yes yes if you would like to buy my over expensed hot dog, yes, feel free. At heavy tea on air on Instagram. On Instagram and Twitter. Yes.

Yeah. If you like to slide in and yeah, if you want to buy him a hot dog, he will be in Oakland, California this Sunday at the A's versus Dodgers game. I'm trying to think if I know anybody in the Bay Area that I can link you up with. Make sure you buy him a beer, too. If you want to buy me a beer, that's appreciated. If you want to buy me a hot dog, that's appreciated. But if I see a single speck of relish on this thing, I'm specking it out of your head.

Oh, wow. Okay. Then it's nothing. Well, I'm sorry that it didn't work out. Yeah, it happens. Yeah, it sucks. Okay. So, Eric, what is new with your life?

Anything other than baby, or is it just all baby all the time? It's all baby all the time at this point. We had his two-month appointment yesterday, so he got his shots and stuff, so he enjoyed that. How bad did he cry? Oh, dude, he didn't do too bad. When it happened, he cried. He lost his crap, But he recovered quickly. Going back to work, so no more bunker down for me while Leanne.

So that'll be fun. Have to leave Leanne at home with the baby for the first time for a prolonged period. So that'll be interesting. She's got it. Yeah, she'll be all right. It'll be interesting the first couple days. But yeah, nothing like that. I'm going back to football mode and see you guys in February, basically.

Nice. Well, at least we're going to have a little bit of fun before all that kicks in this weekend. I have to wrap up this podcast. I don't know where Bort went. He's always in his secret meetings these days. So a lot of things going on with the Woody Show. So please keep on listening to the Woody Show because we have a lot of things to share. Very exciting.

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Oh, you're missing out. It is on the list. It is on the list. Eric, have you hit it up yet? I have not. Guys. If you're throwing out suggestions, It is on the list. Eric, have you hit it up yet? I have not. Guys. For throwing out suggestions, I'd like the chicken katsu sandwich. Ooh, yes.

Bread's super soft. Nice, fresh chicken. We got to take Julianne to Lazy Dog so she can experience. Oh, I love their ahi salad. I used to go there on my lunch break for work back when I was working before the baby. Oh, heck yeah. So yeah, that ahi salad, money. All right.

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do you have anything to say before we leave? Uh, not much. Just gonna go back to watching the Olympics and, uh, going to have fun this Sunday at the ballpark. Oh, heck yeah.

Aaron Tyler Talks is just so funny sometimes. I don't think it sounds condescending, but it just sounds so like... Are you going to be on time for the airport? He is because I'm in control of planning on getting us there. They're coming. We're carpooling. Tweedledee and Tweedledum. What's the best time to get there? Because I know Burbank is quick,

so it's not LAX. You don't have to be there two hours ahead of time. I think an hour. Yeah, an hour is pretty good. I'd like to 840, so I think 740 should be fine. Because sometimes it is random

because I fly out of that airport all the time, and you're like, oh, I'm just going to breeze right through. And then out of nowhere, for some reason, the TSA line is like all the way to the checkout. You're like freaking out. And if you don't have TSA pre-check, dude, you're screwed. You might miss your flight. So do we have TSA pre-check? Uh, no.

When's the last time you were on a plane, Julianne? Yeah. I mean, I go there a lot, but I just, I mean, I go to Massachusetts a lot. So I don't know. I just don't use TSA pre-checking. I don't either. I feel like it's a waste. I mean, I don't find that. It's not, dude.

I'm telling you. It's not. In certain situations, it's not. When I was coming home from the Super Bowl, I was flying out of Vegas and like the two guys I was with for my job, they're like, oh, pre-check, see ya. And like, I walked through at the exact same point. I get there will be times where it probably does pay off, but I don't know.

Yeah, like Vegas, yeah, like 80% of the time you don't need it, right? But if you go to places like Orlando or Pittsburgh, dude, if you do not show up two plus hours before your flight and you're not even flying international, you will miss your flight because the tsa is that slow yeah there are those moments where you come around the corner you see the tsa line and your like heart

just sinks you're like oh my god yeah um there oh some people were asking me actually i was i did a q a on my instagram about travel and they were like what are the best travel cards to have like credit card wise and if you can get an American express platinum card, they come with, um, free clear, which is another TSA pre-check option, which is good because sometimes the regular, uh, TSA is packed and then the TSA pre-check is, is packed as well. And then some airports also have an additional clear and then the clear will cut through both of those lines. i i use that as an option also with the uh the platinum you can get access to a bunch of lounges as well

at a ton of airports around the world so that's a good card to get eric do you have anything to say before we leave um not really i am on the same path as tyler right now i'm watching tons of olympics i know i said in the past i wasn't sure if i was gonna watch a ton of it but the time zones work out perfectly because they're on so early and i'm up with the kid like six so it's literally like six to two p.m just live olympics every day at the moment yeah i'm enjoying it as well i i think the men's swimming was kind of lacking though right uh the men's swimming we've been getting kind of dominated in right there is another gold medal race going on right now okay let's so Let's hope we get one.

And, oh, I saw Barstool Sports talk about this. I didn't realize this, but actually every single Michael Phelps record has been broken. Yeah, that is pretty crazy. Oh, wow. Like his personal speed ones, not his medals ones. His medals ones are still pretty crazy. But, yeah, his speed one just shows the show.

These athletes are so streamlined. It's nuts how fast these guys are. still pretty crazy. But yeah, his speed one just shows the show. These athletes are so streamlined. It's nuts how fast these guys are. Crazy. And women, of course. Michael Phelps' old coach is currently coaching this French dude right now. And he said this French dude is better than Phelps was. Damn. These athletes are hardcore, man.

All right. Julianne, anything before we leave? Just wanted to say thank you for all my birthday love. You guys all sent me through Instagram and whatever else. I try to get back to everybody to say thank you. If I didn't, I do appreciate you guys. So thank you so, so much. And just going to drop a PSA really quick. Keep your pets inside. Those coyotes are out there I had a dog sitter for this weekend and they decided not to show up and not tell me on Friday and my chihuahua got out and that's all she wrote so way are you serious yeah yeah yeah I was so sad on Monday when we came back our air conditioner wasn't working it was busted and then we came to find out that our dog was running around trying to get back inside and our neighbor tried to find or grab her. But she was like barking and trying to growl at him because

she was so scared and he was trying to scare off the coyotes. And after 20 minutes, he kind of like gave up. And then I sent out a message on a ring and they let me know that, you know, she her body was found and I said she was next door on the grass. And I told her, you don't want to look at her. Leave her here. I was like, but I want to bury her. They're like, you don't want to see it.

Just please leave her. And someone's going to come pick her up. Who was the dog sitter? Someone in my family. I'll tell you guys after. But yeah, someone in my family. Oh, man, I'm sorry. Yeah. That's awful.

Yeah. Don't even, people don't think that they're not around. I get Facebook group messages about coyotes in Downey in a city. Yeah. yeah that's awful yeah so don't even people don't think that they're not around there's i get yeah facebook group messages about coyotes and downy in a city yeah like there's coyotes everywhere oh dude there's coyotes in my neighborhood constantly like just going through the streets right and uh that's why and i brought it up i think on this podcast before i've definitely brought it up on the woody show many times before that's why i bought wolf pee on amazon it absolutely effing stinks so

bad but if you put it in the corners of your yard in like your surrounding area of your where you live it will keep the coyotes out oh i didn't know that so wolf pee it's available on amazon and it reeks so bad being true walking around smelling Truro walking around smelling like wolves. No, I don't spray it on them. I just spray it in the perimeter of the house. And also someone posted about my missing dog that had been eaten by Chihuahua on a Facebook group. And you know, don't be one of those people who say, keep your pets inside, be a good dog owner.

You don't know the situation or what this person was doing. Yeah, you might have let them out to go pee exactly like dogs have to go outside to crap and pee and and you know i was being a good dog owner i did have someone you know come over to to take care of them and it wasn't my fault that i didn't get notified so you never got an opinion they do yeah they do so keep yours to yourself thank you internet's so freaking negative it sucks oh i didn't even tell you i know we gotta wrap this up i didn't even tell you so i got burned on the freaking um the woody show reddit for like some comment right and then i was on influencers in the wild that instagram page that's widely popular i don't know if you've

seen it but yeah it makes yeah it makes fun of people that are like you know being extra by doing stuff out in public for like social media right like they're dancing or doing something stupid right there was this one video and you could tell it was like a professional shoot it wasn't like some random people doing something but they they were at an aquarium and um this girl's like looking up it's like one of those tubes that you can go through through the aquarium. She's looking up and she's like spinning around. And there's a guy with a professional camera who's videotaping, who's probably doing like a corporate video, right?

Which later come to find out it was a corporate video. It got confirmed. But I just wrote a comment. I'm like, oh, that actually probably turned out pretty cool. Holy crap, dude. Did I get like, oh, that actually probably turned out pretty cool. Holy crap, dude. Did I get like, F you, dude. You're an influencer. Get him, blah, blah.

You're a loser. You're a cuck. Like all this crazy stuff. Like people went insane. And I was just like, dude, I thought that. Influencer spotted. Get him. Yeah, right.

Like people started going crazy on me like i was being serious i was yeah but like it was just like an innocent thing that i just wrote and i was like i thought influencers in the wild was just like a fun funny account but no dude there is a lot of miserable people in the world that are being a gay like that are just ready to like just crap on people constantly on the internet and i guess it makes them feel better but i mean i laughed everything off i thought it was i love honestly like i i don't engage but i love going through the comment sections and there are people that just live in them it's like they wake up and they and the the funny ones where it's like there's like six seven replies where they get in

a back and forth with somebody i'm like dude you both have like avatar pictures you're not even like claiming this account like you're not even real people it's crazy but yeah there's a couple that i replied to because it was just you know funny to reply but dude i found your comment this thing has 83 replies on it all right people are jerks man yeah what was my comment i was like oh it probably turned out pretty cool that was it someone straight up said don't justify this mentally troubled individual oh my gosh so bad simp that's oh yeah the simp one yeah this is simp not they didn't say cuck they said simp and then the simp thing was like i was all simp okay and then so i go to their profile and they're like at an event like taking a picture with like some like or

something like that and i all i did is go to that photo and i wrote ditto wrote simping for someone who doesn't know he exists yeah menace i'm sure your intentions when you wrote that was to have have relations with this woman. Yes, for sure. You're like, God, I hope she finds me. I'm not married. Can I break the fourth wall here? Just to say, just to walk into the room as I hear simp or cuck, and

wise, the first thought I had was Tyler. And what did he do now? Oh, no, no. It was me. We have to go back and listen, but we're wrapping up right now. I'm keeping him way too long. That's okay. Hi. Do you have anything to say before we leave?

Brett, is there any new broadcast coming, anything like that? Yes. Are you excited to hang out with us on a Sunday? Yes. To sum up real fast, extremely fast, one, go to thebroadcast.com. You will find a very new two-parter episode dropping probably in the next week. If you love 90s cartoons and early

2000s cartoons, deep dive. Me and my buddy Diego, who's on the Geek History Lesson podcast, we go through a bunch of it. It's a very fun listen, and it's us arguing with each other over what's better and what's not. Listen to that. Same link, you can find Shasta Jeans Boutique. Menace probably already mentioned that. Go shop there for Shasta.

Crunchy Roll. Amazing anime streaming app. I've been watching it all the time. And yes, Sunday, I'm very excited to go with you guys. Nice. Now, who wants to pick me up from the station and drive me so I don't have to park at the airport? Hmm. Hmm.

I can do that. All right. Just make it on time, people. Julianne's not going to the same airport as us, is she? Yeah, she is. She is? Yeah. What?

Yeah. We're all together. Oh, my God. I thought she was flying from the other airport. No. Oh, wait. airport as us did she yeah she is she is yeah what yeah we're all together oh my god i thought she was flying from the other airport oh wait just i have i have to uh flake on you as i just accepted i forgot i'm gonna have all the kids in the car i won't have room for you oh sorry are you bringing your kids they're not allowed to come with us i'm definitely not but i have to get there so i can't leave them at home. She's going to milk them on the way. I mean, milk her with the kids.

There was a lot of milking stories on this podcast. I saw the videos. I was in a meeting and videos started popping up. I'm like, what's going on? More milking. What a video to get in the middle of a meeting. I should have showed everybody the video. You could have. I wouldn't have cared. I probably know everybody in that meeting anyways.

Yes, you did. Anyways, guys, with that, we'll see you next week. Bye. What's new? What's new with Menace? Outro Music