What's New Podcast - Kids sports is a ripoff, CACA stories, Food News & More!
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What's new? What's New with Menace.
What's up everybody?
Welcome to another edition of What's New Pod.
I am Menace.
I'm joined by Bort, aka Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on the Woody Show podcast.
We are joined today by our friends like Eric, who's coming to us live from Down in California.
Our friend Tyler, who's coming to us live from Whittier, California, and our lovely friend,
Julianne coming to us from Covina, California.
First off, I just want to thank everybody that came out to Lazy Dog Restaurant in Downey.
That was such a good time.
I got to see Eric.
You were there, Eric.
That was fun.
And Tyler assisted me the entire time.
So thank you, Tyler, for that.
And Eric, I just had to observe.
I go, dude, I could just think of your household.
I mean, Julianne's household is a madhouse 24-7, right?
And we hear it in the background.
But I don't think that we.
really get a peek into how much chaos might be in your house until I witnessed it at
Lazy Dog Restaurant because you brought your dog with you.
And I forget that you got a puppy and a child at the same time.
What were you thinking?
Well, yeah.
You know, sometimes life likes to say, hey, you have plans.
Screw up.
Yeah.
I mean, I told you guys, yeah, we were pregnant and then we had an opportunity to get the golden
doodle that Leanne has been dreaming of forever.
So things just came together quickly.
But yes, no, it's a dog is two.
He's 16 months now, I think, that's the math in my head.
So yeah, it's a circus.
And we're all in a one bedroom apartment.
It's very, very chaotic.
And like you, I mean, they're their siblings.
They run around, chase each other.
It's crazy.
Those dogs are kind of like a little on the hyper side, right?
Yeah, she's hyper.
I mean, she's great with them though.
Like don't mean, she's a lovable little, you know, bear.
But yeah, very hyper.
They both.
It's good.
Yeah, it's not like my fat little pieces of crap dogs
that, you know, they'll gas up for a couple
minutes and then they're done for a couple hours yeah right but i was like i was like damn like i got to give
it up to eric i don't know just the um mental capacity to handle a new child and a young dog and to be
married at the same time yeah it's um you know and work and paying bill it's a long day yeah i get up
not what was me but yeah i get up early to try to work out early every day and then the kids up and i
feed them bat them go to work come home do the same thing put them down wash wounds repeat every day in my life
It's like Groundhogs Day, huh?
It's, yeah, yes.
Now, not as funny, though.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Now, what did you think of the crowd reaction for Heavy T?
Now, Heavy T, you know, he's back in the mix.
He's on the Woody Show, so people get to hear him here and there, and they get to experience them live in person.
He was eating it up, right?
People love a lovable loser, you know?
That's true, right?
That's true.
It's true.
I've seen plenty of Adam Sadler movies.
That's how it works.
But, yeah, it was fun.
you can see the video that I posted on my Instagram
at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E,
and at What's New Pod,
you can see people chanting for heavy tea.
So that was very fun.
Now, I was calling her Jesse Murphy
on our last podcast
because I was tired
and I wasn't paying attention.
But Jesse Murf,
one of my new favorite artists,
is going to be at Jingle Ball.
But I heard some rumblings
are a little station here
that we're going to have
something big coming soon,
so pay attention to that.
Can I go back to Jingle Ball for a second?
Yeah.
Not only do they have Monsta X.
They have a special sing-along moment for the K-pop demon hunters.
Julianne?
Oh, my God.
Can I tell you that every single little girl that walks up to bat with Felicity's softball team and the people she plays against, nothing but K-pop songs.
Wait, hold on.
They have walkout songs in Little League?
Yeah.
Eric, did this happen when you're in Little League?
I would ask, I would ask Tyler.
but he didn't play.
Youth sports is crazy nowadays, man.
I can't even imagine what it's going to be like in four or five years
when Austin's making the rounds.
It's insane.
You have no idea the drama that goes along with it.
That was not happening when you were a kid, though, right, Eric?
No, you're lucky to have dirt on the infield.
It was, you shared helmets, you shared bats.
You guys do the kids nowadays.
There was no walkout song?
You shared jersey and tights.
I played softball for two seasons, and we didn't have walkout songs,
but we had our own helmets and our own bats.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, but you were in NG-S, pay to play league.
Yeah, yeah.
But Tyler, okay, okay, we'll let you be a part of the conversation.
Tyler, you weren't the concessions.
While you were sitting in concessions, did you hear any music?
When you watched all the other kids playing, did you take anything away?
I love how you guys immediately go for.
Like, oh, he worked in the concessions.
I managed the team for one of my brothers, dude.
How did you manage to see what you didn't play?
It doesn't they did pretty well
So I obviously I was pretty good at it
Anyways
They let him sweep up the dugout after it
I will say I will say Eric is completely
Right dude you are lucky if you showed up to that field
And that grass was mowed like you do
What? There was no
There was no music right
Dude so the little league field
Where my brother's played at
Some of the fields were too close apart
To the point where you had to put up
A fence that you could tear down
so sometimes they just didn't have the fence because all the fields were being used
and they had like two fences to go around for like five fields so the outfield fence was
just cones it's like you're telling me kids are getting walk-up music dude like what are we doing
they've been Felicity's been in softball since 2021 she had started six you and they've always
had a walk-up song so yeah forever it's are spoiled these days this is great yeah that's wild
Tyler just reminded me in north Hollywood where I grew up there was an infamous park that has
every Saturday, three
baseball games, four soccer games
going on in the same park
and all they have to divide it is
little cones on the ground.
We can't do that around
here. We have our own
softball fields and then the boys have their own
baseball fields and then
soccer has their own field somewhere else.
You can't do that right here. You can't be ghetto
right. You can't. It's literally
softball. Every city has like new
megaplexes going on. It's like, there's
25 soccer fields.
Here's 10 baseball diamonds.
Yeah, right, Austin.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Like this new, dude,
playing back in the day,
I mean,
I'm not sure it was even crazier
when, like, my brother was playing.
Like, it was, it was not this.
You got turf fields.
Well, is it because
$100 bats?
Oh, my,
I, and L deals
that they think their kids
are going to get in the league.
It all comes from parents
thinking that they're going to get
a meal ticket out of it down the line.
Dude, that's another thing, too.
Travel ball parents are a different breed, man.
Like, that is, like,
Compared to normal just little league or normal just sports league.
No, Tyler.
We got one on the pod right now, right?
Well, she's not at a travel ball, but she's in select.
Fall is select and then spring you have all stars.
But so she plays doubles for a rec ball on Saturdays a lot.
And then she plays doubles all the time for select on Sundays.
And then she practices Monday through Thursday.
So my only day to myself is Friday.
And you're right about the whole bat thing.
I just spent $120 on a bat.
and I spent $120 on a regular glove and then $160 for her catchers glove.
There's this podcast I listen to called Group Chat that I love it.
I've shouted out on here many times, but they all have kids on there, most of them.
And they talk about how in America, it's just a rip off because kids in America overpractice.
There's nowhere else that kids are practicing this much.
and because it's just such big business that parents are just getting ripped off, you know, because you think about it, all these teams or kids from around the world, let's just say soccer, they're so good.
They didn't go to practice 100,000 times like they did here.
Well, I'm also finding that hard to believe because if these kids are as good as soccer as they think they are, these clubs pick them up and have them play in like U12 leagues, basically from the age that they're able to start.
like really playing competitively and they're playing and practicing all the time so i don't i don't
know well it's the difference between like mass it's the business of sports youth sports in
america like there's a big push about parents in the dallas area going against the dallas
stars the local hockey team because they own all the ice hockey rinks and like it's basically
like monopolizing practice time and that's how it goes on everywhere like yeah like the
businesses own these parks and own these teams so they're trying to make money and they just milk the
dry. Yeah, and my argument
back to Tyler about like, oh,
they're picking up these kids and they're putting them
in these higher leagues. Yeah, they're taking the
good ones. But now, like,
all these other kids that just like is never
going to go anywhere, they're making them practice
like they are going to be the next
Otani. Yeah, that's true. Like a lot of parents,
even though your kid sucks and won't play, like
it's different now. Like, there's so many
different divisions of skill, but it comes down, like, if your parents
willing to fork over the cash, like, yeah, sure you can play
in a higher level. It's not, the kid's not going to be good.
or contribute. He's going to write a bench or not even start, but they'll take your money.
Well, they could accept everybody, but they do drafts as well for softball and for Little League.
Now, can I invest in one of your kids that's like good as sports, but like really good?
Well, I'm trying to get Felicity there. So you can invest in her right now.
What sport does she want to play, though?
Softball. She's, yeah, she's focusing really hard on catching right now. So that's what thing.
I'll take any kind of investment when it comes time to buy Austin his hockey equipment. I mean,
It's even crazier in like the hockey world, like hockey teams and team do's and ice time and travel tournaments.
It's insane.
I don't know how my parents did it for me.
I don't know how I'm living.
I don't know how I'm awake right now.
It's the schedule.
It's crazy.
My dad, Kevin's been working up north and he's been gone a lot.
He only gets to come home every two weeks.
So my dad's like, I'll stay with you while he's gone just so you feel safe.
And so my dad's like, hey, what's for dinner tonight?
I'm like, dad, I literally can't make you anything.
I want you here to help me not to have another child.
Yeah.
He's like, oh, you're gone all the time.
You really tear it up in that kitchen on, Julie.
I'm like, what do you want from me?
Did you come here to eat?
Lazy dog frozen dinners.
Yeah.
They're bombed, dude.
Shout out, dude.
Get them lazy dog frozen dinner.
Yeah.
They're legit.
I need that.
I need that in my life.
All right.
Now, Randy, we hinted that he was going to Dallas.
I totally forgot why he was going to Dallas.
on the last podcast, but if Randy could ever Randy a trip where he wanted to go to Dallas
to a football game, this was the football game where it would happen, where they ended in a
tie score. How often does that happen? Very rarely. It's not, not, does not happen often.
And hey, he was there for history, a very expensive piece of history. Right. People forget that we
found out when we went to go have our, you know, drunken Lego meetup. And we found out at that time,
that Randy canceled the trip with his girlfriend.
He was going to go to Casabonita in Denver.
He canceled that trip so he can go on this trip.
Now, his girlfriend ended up going, right, to Dallas or no?
I don't think so.
Oh, no.
So he canceled a trip with his girlfriend and then planned a whole other trip without her?
Yeah, because he's like, oh, I can't afford to go on both trips, so I'm just going to do this one.
Yeah, he had to go with the boys, dog.
And then it ended up being a tie.
I will give him credit for one thing.
he lucked out immensely because Micah Parsons was playing for the Cowboys up until about
two weeks before the season Randy and his buddies had already bought tickets to see Packers Cowboys
and then Micah happens to get traded to the Packers and guess what they're coming to this game
on Sunday night football nationally televised the ticket prices went up by like hundreds if not
thousands oh my God you know Randy wanted to sell those tickets so bad I think he
I thought about it for a second, but he's like, no, I have to go.
Like, I'm never going to get this chance.
Screw that trip with my girlfriend where I would have extra money now.
It's all about the boys, bro.
Hell yeah.
Well, I want to say this.
Like, you guys work in sports.
Can sports get together baseball, football, and basketball and work out of schedule?
Because I was just thinking about this.
So the Dodgers are in the playoffs, okay?
You got football going on.
Basketball still happening right or no?
Basketball preseason camp is.
starting. I think the regular season starts at the end of this month. Okay. You're going to have
basketball in the mix. Why can't they just work out a schedule where they don't conflict with
each other? Because I remember last year during the World Series, I was watching it at
Cosm and then I had to leave Cosm early because I had to go do something at a Lakers game.
And I was at the Lakers game and they had the World Series on the JumboTron playing at the same time
as everybody was playing a game. What would be the perfect schedule to have all this stuff
happening where it doesn't overlap with
each other. There's always debates about this
like what's this I mean the I mean
there's just bigger debates going on about it like basketball
wants shorter seasons hockey's actually just
expanded their season or will next season by
two games and the calendar itself
is just baseball just takes up so much time because
yeah it's 162 games and you got a month
of playoffs like there's really just no
there's no possible way to overlap
this is the craziest part of year though because you have the
playoffs there's always something called the
sports equinox I was literally
just looking at it like you'll get
some like MOB playoff action with NHL games, basketball games, and football games on a single
day or night. It happens every year. So people love it, but I don't know if there's a way to fix
it or if worth fixing or needs fixing. So back in the day, this would have been a problem. But
nowadays, people are so used to just dual screening it or having multiple screens on their
laptop or on their TV. It's kind of more fun that way. Dude, I kind of want to build a man cave.
I mean, at least for... Why haven't you? Well, I don't know. I don't really have the
space for it, but I'm like, I want to move anyways soon. And I think I want to make a space where
I can watch stuff in multiple screens. You know, I'm really into racing now. So there's a lot of
races that kind of overlap with each other at the same time because racing all happens on the
weekends, right? So there's no during the week like football, baseball, hockey, all that kind of
stuff. So it's always the weekend. And they're all happening all at the same time. And I've seen some
pretty insane setups like that would be my dream to set that up but i think sundays i have one and
that's just football i have the big screen i have the ipad and two computers set up for four or five
different games i mean and then and then yeah during baseball season like playoffs i'll throw that on
with a football game on the side computer or something so okay i say we put together a trap house
in whittier or downy where we all just like watch stuff at the same time you're gonna be the reason
i get divorced i'm just never home i'd be kind of down
right for that kind of establishment by the way for people wondering the next sports equinox
will be monday october 27th it'll be game three of the world series you'll have monday night
football and regular season hockey and basketball will be happening oh damn well wasn't that kind of
happening during the world series last year in los angeles yeah it's it's usually and yeah it's
usually the end of october uh is when you get the one or two sports equinoxes uh every year damn
oh wait tyler were you
at a game the other day?
Yeah, I actually happened to be at the
game two of the Wildcard series last night
against Cincinnati. Wow. Now, Eric,
how much does this hurt your heart?
Because I feel like Tyler is out here at Dodgers
games. It's the most annoying. The worst
part about it, whatever. Again, Ever's like, oh, Eric,
Eric, gatekeeping Dodger fandom. Like, whatever, dude. Again, I've said in the past,
you can do whatever. You could be a fan of whoever you want, but I can still
talk crap about it. He sends the stuff and whatever.
You know, yeah, he's at the game, living the single life, the
the bachelor life spending money freely you know whatever while i'm at home with my crying baby watching
a game yeah um but no it's the stuff he sends when he's doing this stuff it's like last night
he's like oh vibes are immaculate right now we've been praying he said something during game one
i think like we've been praying for times like it's like we have not you've been here for
one year we have not been doing anything together you've been like it's always that's what
i mean and i'm sure you guys know the stuff with tyler is not what he does it's what he says
yeah and how he says it yeah i will admit
Some of the stuff I do say I do on purpose just to piss Eric off because it's hilarious.
No, you don't.
No, yes, you don't.
Gillian, welcome to rage bait.
It's all, it's all, yeah, it's all bland, guys.
It's all planned.
Yeah.
And I usually do pretty good about denying it or like letting it aside, but then I just blow up at something.
All right.
Now, last podcast, I was shouting out this powder that I'm a fan of.
It's called Belly Wellie.
You can find it at Target.
And it's pretty much like metamusal, but like for younger people.
And we found out Julianne has her own like little potion that she puts together where she likes to poop.
What is it again?
What do you use like some pills or something like every day?
Like yeah, yeah, I use something called DS something.
D.S what?
I have to let you want to go grab the bottle really quick?
No, no, that's okay.
But you, so you love pooping.
Now I do.
I was calling you the other day and you had an emergency like break it down for me.
What happened again?
Okay, I was at Felicity's batting lessons
on Wednesday like two weeks ago.
Yeah.
And I was eating, you know, Taco Bell, my fave.
And I'm sitting in the back of the truck just watching her.
I have the baby with me and all of a sudden it hits me.
Like I gotta go to the bathroom.
So I'm like, okay, I grab the baby.
I try to put her in the stroller.
She's not having it.
She's screaming, crying.
I'm like, oh my God, how many?
Wait, you're like full on diarrhea you're about to have?
Oh yeah.
Like I'm like doing like the people.
dance, but it's the cocka dance because I'm about to pee pee from the back.
It's so gross, yeah.
So I'm like, oh my God, oh my God, I can't bring her into the bathroom.
I have to go.
I'll go to my parents' house.
They live like two minutes away, no problem.
So I pack her up, I get in the car, I start driving and I'm like, oh my God, it's
gonna fall out right now and I'm looking around my, my car.
I'm like, I have a Taco Bell bag, I can just crap in there, like, oh, I have to go.
And I'm sweating, my stomach's hurting.
I'm like, no, I can make it, I can make it.
I call my stepdad, I'm like, Jaime, you need a
to open the door now.
I have to go to the bathroom.
He's like, okay, I get there.
I jump out of the car.
I run inside and I'm like, go watch the baby.
Oh my God.
Upstairs.
I go to close the door.
I mean, it was like turtling as I'm like trying to pull my pants down and I sit down.
Oh, you're so foul.
I know.
And I'm telling Pulitzer the story.
She's all, why didn't she use the bathroom downstairs?
I'm like, because I knew.
I knew that I was going to be really loud and I didn't want my stepdad to hear it.
So I booked it upstairs.
And I mean, if I had two more steps to climb, I wouldn't have made it.
It would have fell down my leg.
Like there's no way I would have made it.
I know.
I know.
And I've never ever had to use a bathroom so bad in my life.
Like usually when that happens, I'm home.
Like I almost crapped all over my car.
You're so gross.
I know.
It was not a proud moment of mine.
Yeah. Luckily, luckily, I made it. And then, so then I, I go and I'm in the shower. I'm in the shower and Felicity comes walking in. And she goes, mom, those are you underwear from when you pooped yourself? I said, no, baby. I started my period in those underwear yesterday. She's like, what? I'm like, my period had a sneak attack. I thought it was done. And he said, just kidding. And I came back. So I had to wash him and hang him and I was letting him dry.
God.
You're disgusting. I want a daughter.
I'm a second child.
Yeah.
I have a little girl in my life.
You do.
We're so cute and sweet.
Some of these stories sounds so bad, man.
So gross.
Okay, like you guys never had a crap story like that before.
Stop.
You know, I did fine with the crap story.
It was the period.
Yeah.
Push me over again.
Hey, when your period's done for like two days and you think,
I don't need to wear a tampon anymore, you think you're solid.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden, yeah.
Oh, my headphones just went back in.
I took them out for that.
It does a sneak attack. Like, what are you, what am I supposed to do? I didn't know that
was going to happen. So, God, so foul. I don't want my underwear bloody and in the washing
machine, so I have to wash them by hand first. Girls know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you feel
me? Now, Tyler, how often do you be pooping? Not that often and not that insanely either.
Like based off your, your public intake that you've posted on Instagram saying you don't poop like
that is a very highly questionable state.
You know what?
Surprisingly, I just don't, I just don't, man.
And then went to the fair the same week, dude.
And you know what?
I was totally fine, totally fine.
I don't know how.
I'm not gonna like, I was actually thoroughly surprised
that I was not on the toilet the entire time for that.
Like, I was actually fine.
God, you know what does it to me the worst?
You know, the pills that I take are called J.S. Health,
detox, and de bloat.
That's what it's called.
But, but, but, um, when I have beer and then the next
day. Oh my gosh. The beer
craps are the worst.
IPA craps. I mean, I'm right
there with your own IPA. It's bad.
The end hates when I drink IPA. It's like
instantly farts the next morning. It's
just bubble guts. Oh, yeah. The smell
goes down the hallway. You can't control it.
All right. Okay. That's enough.
But I
I just want to say that, you know, you're
trying to take down the name with Taco Bell and
it's because you're taking
these freaking pills, whatever
the hell they are. Yeah. Like the
belly wellie doesn't make me have diarrhea it just like helps out with the the passing that that's it
yeah i mean i eat taco bell a lot and it doesn't happen to me as often as i eat taco bell
because people always want to say oh i'm gonna you know i gotta crap like dude that has never
happened to me in my life so well some people have more sensitive stomachs than others you know being
pusses oh by the way talk about dude the chili cheese burrito's back and i'm so happy it's so hard for me
not to go back every single day to get one like after work it's so good this week time to bring up a
chili cheese dude it's bomb i can have that whole conversation and still want one right now
i love it so much all right this weekend i'm hitting a power slap so that'll be fun go watch
my instagram i'll be out there with morgan in Vegas hill so here's my weekend power slap then the
next day flying to pittsburgh pennsylvania that'll be tyler's
new home that he wants to move to.
I'm going to be hanging out with Joe Coy at
PPG Paints Arena.
If you're there, say hi. And then the
Sunday, I'll be at
Blink 182 in Palm Desert.
So flying around the country
this weekend. I hope to see you guys.
So again, follow my content
at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.
But speaking of content, did you guys
see that I went to the Roof Man
premiere at Paramount Theater?
Yeah, I was late. I loved it.
The movie looks great.
dude the movie awesome people are blown away on how good it is so go check it out it comes out
october 10th i forgot you know what else comes out october 10th is tron anybody excited for tron
or i mean tyler you're our movie correspondent here is there anything else out there that
people should be looking for i try to look for some stuff out this weekend doesn't seem like
anything's out uh this weekend i don't think there's anything big out at least off the top of my
head. I still have to see one battle after another. I have not had a chance to go see that. Yeah,
that's good. Um, I also still want to go see him, uh, the football horror movie. I thought you
saw that. No, I know the reviews were bad. So it kind of put me off. Um, so I decided like,
oh, go maybe a little bit later. Uh, that one's still on my list. Haven't had a chance to do that yet.
But yeah, I think roof man is the bit, the next biggest one. Uh, the rock's new movie,
the smashing machine. That looks actually kind of interesting.
So good. And with Emily Blunt. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, that that one comes out this weekend. That's right. That one comes out this weekend. Smash the Machine is this weekend. Roofman is next weekend. That's right. Is it an indie film or is it a major film? Because I think it's an A24 movie. I could be wrong. They're semi indie because I went to go click on what's coming to the theater this weekend. And I didn't see Smashing Machine unless Tyler's wrong.
Yeah. Jimmy Kimmel was just.
talking about them about the movie and had Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt on this week.
So it has to be this weekend, right?
It is this weekend.
I just double check.
So it comes out tomorrow, October 3rd, 73% on Rotten Tomato so far.
Okay.
Yeah, I definitely want to do it.
Dude, and he looks so crazy, like jacked in that movie.
And they said that he added 30 pounds to wherever he was at before.
So he looks massive in that movie.
Yeah.
And he used a lot of prosthetics on his face.
So it doesn't really, I mean, you could tell it.
him obviously but he looks so
different it's crazy he looks like a rock
yeah like it looks like a giant
boulder like it's so round
and like it like the thing
walking around yeah it's weird
here comes board because we're mentioning the rock
and are you gonna go see the smashing machine
Brett this might be something that you would be
into even though it's not wrestling it's I will
probably watch it whenever it comes out on
Netflix or streaming or it's hard
to get me to theater yeah do you go to theaters
anymore see the thing is I like going
to the movies right
My wife doesn't really anymore.
She likes documentary.
I love it.
I love everything about going.
See, I enjoy it for big things.
The next thing in menace that I will be seeing in theaters
is The Mandalorian and Grogu.
Yes.
That's what I'm streaming.
Oh, hang on.
There we go.
Sorry, peeling back the fourth wall.
I have not been in the studio because I've been busy.
Well, we were just talking about stuff that is in the movie theaters.
And I'm just going to move on to the next subject because I was going to put this on.
the birthday month bucket list that has been dropped for October 2025.
I don't know if you guys got a chance to go look at the entire list.
You can go check it out at my Instagram at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.
You know something that didn't make the list that I was going to put on there
was going to have a listener movie screening in 4D.
Oh, really?
Yeah, but I couldn't get a hold of a theater or anybody in time.
There's one that's near the radio station.
Yeah, because we were talking about it last week with,
The Demon Slayer movie that came out was all in 40 and there was a bunch of people that I know that went to it and their experience was out of this world.
No, well, we're also talking to Vaughn, who, Vaugh, he has been to it.
It didn't make the list because I couldn't get a hold of anybody.
But this is what's on the list.
You guys tell me which ones you want to be a part of.
Now, number one, we have visit the Jack in a Box test kitchen in San Diego, California.
We know Julianne has never been to a Jack in a Box in her life.
Nope, never.
Yeah.
I don't know if that would be a good idea to bring her long though because she might say,
Ew, this is gross.
I would never say that.
Or.
You would never say that.
What if I have to run to the bathroom?
Yeah, I know.
See?
No.
We need some veterans, some fans.
No, I want to go.
Can't pass up free food.
I mean, I may not look like Tyler, but I love food just as much as he does.
And just for that, you are not going.
Anyways, moving on.
All right.
I'll go down the list.
You guys tell me real quick.
Okay, so the next one is have a party in the TCL suite at SoFi Stadium.
and I think we might have already locked down a date for that.
So that'll be during a football game
and it's fun just being in a suite there at SoFi Stadium.
The next one is benighted in the arts by the country of Monaco.
I love this.
Now, Monaco, the country of Monaco and their royal family are very active on Instagram.
So hopefully this message gets to them.
Next up is check out the Dude Perfect HQ in Frisco, Texas.
After that is have power.
attic access during F1, Austin.
And somebody already actually
reached out, said that they can get me access during
Las Vegas. So I'm excited for that.
Even better. But no one has hit me up for
Austin yet. On-air giveaway, first
class trip to Dubai, which we've talked
about in length. Then we have
stand on top of a turbine,
a wind turbine. Now,
a lot of feedback on that one.
I have questions.
I drive by plenty of those in the way to your
house in the desert, so I'm sure we can
maybe not legally, but I think we can make that
happen. And then, uh, the next one is shoot hoops inside the hardwood suite at the palms. That is another one that's been on the list. I probably, this is a third time that's been on the list. Fifteen people, I swear, have told me that they can get me into the suite as never happened. Also, sit in on a taping of something's burning with Bert Kreischer. We know Berkrecher, but he is on a big, huge tour right now. Like every single day, he's in a new city. But there is a little window towards the end of October. Maybe he is taping some, uh, something is burning. We'll find out.
Also on the list, and I would have to thank Tyler or Randy, who came up with this one, is be an extra in the studio TV show that is available on Apple TV Plus, which I really enjoy.
Another one is Visit Jay Leno's Garage, which happens to be near our radio station, and I would love to check that out.
And the last one is take a tour inside the Brady Bunch House, which is probably the fifth time we put this on the list.
Now, you guys know the list, anything that you like to shout out that you would probably want to be a part of.
First off, I will take full credit for giving the idea of being an extra on the studio.
That was completely my idea.
Of course you will.
Yeah.
It was 100% my idea.
I have the text to prove it.
Moving on.
Anyways, that one, I'm not going to lie.
I would actually kind of love to join you on that because that show is so funny.
Yeah.
So good.
I absolutely loved it.
I think I'd like to go to the TCL suite at Sofa Stadium.
And obviously, Jack in the Box.
I mean, I wouldn't mind flying first class to Dubai.
Oh, my God. Imagine Juliet had on the flight to Dubai with you, Woody.
Yeah.
More champagne, please.
Yeah, they have a bar on the plane.
It's Emirates, by the way.
I know. I know. I would love to do that.
But I mean, touring in a Brady by the way.
I know you can't get off the plane drunk there, right?
Yeah.
I mean, really anywhere, but especially there's areas that you people say, oh, you can't drink at all in Dubai.
That's incorrect.
There are places designated areas.
just not full on everyone she'll just stay in the airport with woody yeah i don't have to leave i
just want to get on the plane but i would also really like to go see the brady bunch house because i
watched that a lot when i was younger with my dad nice yeah all right eric what do you got
i mean as as somebody who's been in the tcl suite at sofi that's always that should be a good one
on top of anybody's list the dude perfect head hq sounds fun actually i may know somebody who
works there now recently what okay i might reach out and help you out there all right
Dude Perfect's always fun.
I mean, growing up in the YouTube era,
you've got to be cool with Dude Perfect.
Yeah.
I'm going to go Jack in the Box Test Kitchen.
Yes.
How could I not?
And honestly, I think maybe it's not a good idea for Julianne.
Just because it's going to set the bar really high.
Yeah.
The things that you can do and the fun you can have.
Yeah.
It's like the Panda Express test kitchen.
Yeah.
Once you go to other PanXpresas and you know you can't make that burrito,
like, no, it's disappointing.
Well, I went to the Taco Barclay.
Bell one, the Taco Bell test kitchen,
and I still love regular Taco Bell
you know, fast food chains just as much.
How about this? We just take her to Jack
in the Box. First, yes. And then
we do that. All right, that sounds like that.
Brady Bunch House, just because my last name,
I think it would be kind of fun. And
I want to see you on top of a
wind turbine. I want to see the grapple
hook. I want to see how you get rigged up there.
Now, do you guys ever see this online
where people go on the top of these turbines
like hundreds of feet in the air?
It looks pretty majestic.
cool. I'm totally down to do it. But the second I brought this up, apparently there's like this
super viral video that was not in my feed when it comes to wind turbines. And apparently there was
one that was on fire where two dudes were standing on the top of it and they died. But they had like,
they called the last hug. Yeah, that was a news story. I think, oh God, I think at some point this year,
that did happen. I do remember reading that. How did that never come up in my feed? Well, it didn't
want to scare you, man. It wants to get you on the
turquine. Yeah. You know what? Also, I'll add
to the list, something's burning with Burt Kreischer
because I just want to, you know, see what he makes.
Yeah. That wind turbine's burning.
Yeah, I guess so.
Hell yeah.
Jay Leno's garage.
Yes, right. I've seen Jay Leno drive around
for years and all these classic cars. I've seen him drive around
in a Batmobile, which
if he has one of those, that'd be great. Yeah, I would
jump into it. But I think that would be
really fun. All right. It'd be a good time.
Okay.
well if you can help out at all with the list please email us you'll get all the information once
again on our instagram at the woody show on instagram or at mine m-en-a-e and while you're on
instagram i'm going to launch a giveaway today for two hundred dollars to ikes sandwiches oh hell
yeah now if tyler's finally woken up am i eligible to win this i love ix dude ix is so
bomb well i took brett mengy and vaughn yesterday to ikes and we enjoyed it you bounced on us
dude ikes is so good i had it for the first time because i found out there was one couple miles
from my other job and one of my buddies just happens to be from the bay area he's like dude try it
you really like it the dutch crunch bread might be it's godlike dude it's one of the best
breads i've ever had now some other food news you guys want some food news
Speaking of Taco Bell, the ice cream taco is back
And it's with salt and straw
The Salt and Straw version
I had this two years ago
I don't know why it's taking so long
I think they release it a little bit
But now it's gonna go like super nationwide
With Taco Bell
Dude imagine you know the Chaco Taco Taco that they had before
Yes
But like super stuffed like three times as big
It's huge
So get ready for that
I don't know why this is becoming
popular again, but the dirty soda trend is back where it's cream soda. I hate cream soda. Do not
enjoy it, but they're doing it with Moundo. Oh, hi. Why are you ruining Moundadu? I don't know. So that's
the new flavor. Now, something else that's blowing up that I've noticed, my friends were telling me
that a Macha place opened in Austin and now there's a line around the corner. Masha's back
big time. Oh, yeah. Massively. Big time. Masha. I went.
went to downtown Pasadena the other day.
They're opening a full-on matcha spot,
macha everything.
And this thing, though,
I don't know if I'm all in for,
people are going so macha crazy
that in Berni,
Pizza Hut is coming out with a matcha pizza.
Are you all in or all out?
Yeah, that's going to be a hard cast dog.
Yeah, I pass.
Well, instead of those pussholes,
yes, I will be down and I will try
because it sounds delicious, yes.
Eric, you're...
No, not a macha guy.
You're not a matcha guy?
You're a Starbucks guy.
Yeah, I mean, but yeah.
I like coffee.
I don't eat all that of the crap.
Well, even in Dubai, they're going to have crispy cream in Dubai and they're serving
up matcha drinks there too.
So I don't know what the heck's going on.
But you lost us like Krispy K.
Yeah, but I don't know how is Masha just like having this whole total revival?
Probably I'm just going to say it's connected to K-pop somehow.
Yes, everything links back to K-pop.
It has to be.
That's the only thing.
They're thinking like K-pop places.
then there's Japanese drinks and then
yeah macho well I hate to wrap this up I got to get ready for my super travel weekend
going across America thank you so much to everybody that's been supporting the
birthday month and helping out with the birthday month I can't wait to share things with
you guys and the birthday month is going to have giveaways so you can be part of some of
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oh yeah speaking of
save the date guys
October 25th
that's all I got to say October 25th
save the dates
might be having a little get together
that involves some drinking
just throwing that out there
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Tyler do you have anything to say before we leave
yeah so I dropped the Pittsburgh
baseball video last weekend
that one was pretty cool if you want to check that out
that is on my Instagram and TikTok
at Heavy T underscore on air
I will be dropping the final video
which will be Cincinnati and then a quick ranking of the baseball
stages I went to that will be coming out at some point this dude I love these videos
man I hope you keep it up past the the ballpark stuff yeah so the thing I got to
figure out okay so here's the one thing too I want to space him out too I don't want to
do them like super often because it's just more fun that way and it makes it a little
more special but I got to figure out like stuff to do it for so so we'll see we'll
come up with something the one that he I'll just you know not to back on you
the one that I think you majorly whiffed on and you got to be more prepared next time
is the nine glizzy challenge dude like yeah that one you got to bring like multiple cameras
I know it was very hot day and your phone is overheating and stuff like that but like you know
that's the kind of stuff that's going to get shared as well I mean the ballpark stuff is great
because people are going to find that when they're looking up the ballpark on social media and
they want to see what it looks like they're going to find your video so those videos are
just going to live on and eventually just keep on getting more and more views. But, you know,
the stuff that's going to pop off, them glissies in your mouth, you know what I'm saying?
Yes. Well, first off, yes. Second, I will admit. So the glizzy one, I mean, that was a screw
screw up on my part, but also the one thing in my defense, I did not decide that I was doing that
challenge until I was already on the way to the stadium. So that was poor planning. He's saying
is he got called a bitch on text on the way to the stadium. That is exactly what I'm saying.
Okay. Well, we're still calling you a bitch. So you plan.
now and do it again.
Yep.
Well, I'll get back to you on that.
All right.
I still wanted to do the nine ice cream challenge on top of the glizzies.
But, you know,
dude.
So I mentioned,
I mentioned that to my coworker that I went to the game with last night.
Yeah.
And his one thing,
are they trying to kill you?
Yeah.
True.
All right.
Eric,
do you have anything to say before we leave?
Go Dodgers.
Go Dodgers.
Don't let me down.
Hell yeah, brother.
Don't let Tyler down, all right.
He's been through enough as a fan.
All those years of misery as Doc Dawson.
Oh, my God.
I appreciate that.
Thank you so much.
Go Dodgers.
Go Dodgers.
Brett, do you have anything to say before we leave?
Yeah, just a quick reminder.
We mentioned on the last podcast on October 11th, Saturday from 12 to 5 p.m.
Fifers Beer, there is a Bull Terriers on tap event.
It is a free event to join.
It benefits the California Paws Rescue and helps rescue bull terriers, you know.
Yeah.
They need love.
It looks like a super fun event.
Yeah, it should be a good time.
So again, this is in Anaheim at Fifeers Beer, Saturday, October 11, 12 to 5.
go help some dogs in need and
10% of the sales will go to benefit
the rescue, so go help some animals.
And I'm at 971
out of 1,025 species of Pokemon caught.
Nice!
I have almost done.
Nice. I got to play more Pokemon Goh.
This is hard. I got to walk around.
Hell yeah. All right. Well, Julian had a leave.
She had a potty emergency.
She probably had crapped herself in the bathroom.
What I miss.
But thank you so much.
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