What's New Podcast - LA Nerf Battle Info, Wedding Drinks, Boring Baby Showers and More!

Episode Date: June 24, 2022

On this episode we talk LA Nerf Battle Info, Wedding Drinks, Boring Baby Showers and More!

Hey everybody, it's Menace. I'm breaking in on my phone before we start the podcast because I got some information after we recorded that we are now part of the Blaster Battle that's happening July 2nd at SoFi Stadium. This is the world's largest Nerf battle that happens in the world,ified by the Guinness Book of World Records. We'd love to see you there. I posted a little video on my Instagram, at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E. But the whole family, you should get them out there and enjoy this huge Nerf battle that's happening. Again, go to the website, secure your spot.

Free parking, by the way. Go to blasterbattle.com for all the info. What's new with menace what's up everybody and welcome to another edition of what's new pod i am menace i'm joined by borich aka brett he's an audio expert and syndication expert with the woody show morning show that you can hear across the united states and around the world on AFN. He is joined by Eric, aka Soundwave, from The Woody Show as well. They work together like Voltron, right? Is that right, Brett?

I don't know. Yeah. I mean, Voltron's like five lines. We're only two. Yeah, you're like mega Voltron because you only need two people to work together. Oh, we're like the duo cons from Transformers. Exactly. Yeah, there you go.

Yeah. We also have Julianne from the Booker and Stryker show, an afternoon show on Alt 987 in Los Angeles. Hi. Not joining us today would be DJ Ham Hands. I mean, Tyler from the Sean Salisbury show. Hell yeah. A morning sports radio show in Houston, Texas. Now, apparently there was some miscommunication because I got a text yesterday from Tyler like,

Hey, man, did I tell you that I'm not going to be able to pod tomorrow? And I go, no. There you go. So do you guys know why he can't pod? He said something about the NBA. I didn't really follow. I was busy. Well, if it's about the NBA, I'm assuming it's something about the draft because the

NBA draft is tonight. So is it in Houston? No, I doubt it. He's not actually doing anything. Allegedly, he said he was working a remote for it. But who knows what that means? That could mean he's at a sports bar just sitting there drinking and watching it. That's probably exactly what it means.

Flashing his badge around trying to pick up all the married women. He's posting it all over social media. Guys, look at my VIP badge that no one's supposed to see. Are there any milk mamas here in the crowd? My name's Heavy T. I'm from LA. Speaking about people that are out of their mind, Julianne. I am.

I am so out of my mind. A couple things. Let's start with, you called me the other day trying to find a usb port yeah you're like you're like hey i i plugged in the usb it's not popping up on the computer because i was using the same one that you used yeah but i didn't realize that you because our computer switches from box pro which is the system we use to a regular pc a regular pc yeah so i watched menace do something a week ago yeah and he had plugged the usb into the computer yeah but he was on our voxpro computer not on our pc so i wasn't

aware that i had to plug the usb into a completely different computer. You could see there was another computer like a couple of feet away on the left hand side of you. Right, I could, but you were so adamant about me looking to the right that it's right there that I thought, okay, well he knows more than I do, so if he's saying it's the right, it has to be the right.

Oh, so then there was a whole ass FaceTime about it and all this stuff and I was already in bed. Yeah, he was naked. I looked great. Yeah. Problem number two was I called Julianne. Hey, can you pot a little bit early today?

Oh, I didn't even know what day it is. Totally forgot. You know what, though? It's so weird because like I knew it was Thursday, but I thought it was Friday. Does that make any sense at all? So if we didn't call you, possibly trying to move it up, you just would have been at home chilling

until about probably five minutes ago. We're like, where's Julianne at? She should have been waiting here. You guys, I got up at 6.45 in the morning. I'm trying to get my house ready for my baby shower. And that's like all I have in my mind right now. I was like, okay, I got to get this ready. Got to get that ready. So I'm up in the morning. I'm cleaning the refrigerator out, cleaning the kitchen. I was dusting. I'm having Kevin move all the furniture up on the couches because Stanley steamer's coming, trying

to make my carpets look fresh. And, um, and I'm like, okay, I'm going to go to the bank. I'm going to get this guy cash because cash is better. And then we have an appointment for my insurance, for my health insurance at 11 o'clock. I got all these things planned. And then Menace texts me and I'm like trying to rush so fast. Yeah. So problem number three, Julianne calls Bort. I don't have my key to the building. I couldn't find it.

Guess where it was? In my backpack. You said it so panicked, out of breath, freaking i'm like okay i'll be i'll be downstairs and literally before i could even go i'll say i found it okay i'll be right there oh my god it's calm down there's so much traffic on the freeway too i'm like there's never traffic there's never traffic at this time why is there traffic and there's this one guy in the fast lane going 50 miles an hour and i'm like trying to sit up in my chair to look in front of him nobody's in front of him he's just going slow for funsies so i'm like son of a b we'll finish up with problem four damn

girl your voice is getting deeper and deeper so bad that baby grabbing on your vocal cords and yanking them down or what you guys seven, seven more weeks and my voice is back. Who's counting though, right? Yeah, who's counting? Me. Do you feel a little bit of a hormone imbalance going on right now? You got the voice, you got the franticness a little bit. I can't even laugh right.

When's the baby shower? Saturday. Okay, wait. Wait, follow-up question. Because you told us before we started that you thought it was Friday. Are all your appointments actually tomorrow? No.

She just had to think about it. Yeah, she's like, crap, when is the baby shower? When do I have the Stanley Steamer guy coming? I was scheduling everything, and then we all had Monday off, you know, so I was totally thrown off. I did give you the benefit of doubt on that.

I told the guys, oh, it's because, you know, we had a holiday on Monday, so people are a little thrown off. Yeah. I mean, I'm always here, and I'm usually here on time or earlier. And yeah, so I just felt so bad. It's okay.

We hear people constantly tell us that it's a Tuesday that feels like a Monday, that's like a Wednesday. True. We understand. Well, just above all that, just work on that man voice. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, right? It's more of a smoker's voice than a man voice.

What corny games are you doing at the baby shower? Hate baby showers. Really? Okay. See, I was hoping this would go a different direction because the Woody show always trashes baby showers. They're so boring. Gender reveals.

I had a gender reveal. I honestly look forward to this kind of stuff. I love the festivity behind it and the party and the family and stuff like that. I like all that, too. Me, too. I think we're just talking about eating a Snickers out of a diaper type thing. Well, I mean, that's part of the fun of it all. The corny games, the baby and the baby in the cake, the, you know, the, you guys say

the four Instagram stuff, like. For being as rowdy and party like as Eric is, he actually is pretty wholesome with all this family stuff. I can't wait to do some stupid ass pop a balloon for the gender reveal or something, you know? It's fun. It's fun. It is corny, but it's fun. And everyone gets to, you know, find out.

I've never had a problem with gender reveal. Me personally. Well, whenever gender reveal gets brought up, there's tons of crap. I think it's fine. I do get disgusted by the... I think the biggest thing I have a problem with is the snicker diaper thing.

I do like the co-ed stuff because everybody can party together. Drinking a beer out of a baby bottle. You know, like that game. But aren't you doing like only female this time around? Yeah. So last time, seven years ago, I did a co-ed. It was a big old party at Cornhole.

I had beer chugging. Hell yeah. Yeah. Like I had guy games, you know. I gave out like tickets to amusement parks, got them from work. So it was like, it was cool. Yeah. Work donated. It was a party. Okay. Yeah. It was awesome. We had ke work. So it was cool. Yeah, work donated it to me.

It was a party, okay. Yeah, it was awesome. We had kegs, so it was great. This time, I thought, you know what? I do everything like a guy, because I have a lot of guy friends. Including your voice now. Yeah, including my voice.

Yeah. Hey, dude. Come along, baby shark. And so I like to make, I want to always have them involved, and I have a lot of brothers friends. And so I like to make, I want to always have them involved. And I have a lot of brothers. But this time around, I'm like, okay, girls. Girls only.

It's my last shower. Like, let's make it girly since all my friends do that. Let's just go that route. I'm not a part of the planning. I'm not a part of the setup. I'm not a part of anything. I'm just trying to get my house cleaned up so when they all come, like, everything's great and dandy.

I told them specifically, don't have boring baby shower games, please. I don't like, let's guess the emoji, lullaby. Nobody cares about a damn lullaby, first of all. Please name at least five of Julianne's pregnancy cravings. Who cares? Who cares what my cravings are? This is your part, Leanna. You're the focal point, though.

You're supposed to be cool with that kind of stuff. Who the hell cares about my pregnancy cravings? Well, we don't know what the baby's cravings are yet. I'm just saying, if it brings out some food,

I'm down. That is boring to me. So I told him, okay, when I'm in charge of games for baby showers, like, I had this legit game that I like to do, and it's different faces

of only women making O-faces. And you have to guess if they're having labor pains or if they're having an O-face. That's awesome. So I want games like that. So who knows what I'll have. I'll let you guys know next week how it goes.

Hopefully it doesn't suck. We'll get the recap. Real quick, I want to shout out the city of Downey and everybody that traveled to Downey yesterday for the meetup at Norm's restaurant. It was packed. It was awesome. Randy made an appearance. Eric

made an appearance. Wait, wait, wait. Was there something for free there? There was something for free. That's why Randy was there. A bunch of giveaways. We gave away a bunch of Woody Show stickers which you can still pick up at Norm any norms location in southern california until the end of the month so just go pick up a free woody show sticker and we talked about this that it was so packed that it started popping up on the crime watch downy pages did it really yeah like the crowd was big and norms is you know know, it's a sidewalk and then a main street,

Firestone Boulevard, like it's a main street. So the crowd was spilling over into like basically the main Firestone Boulevard street on top of the big crowd in the parking lot. So anybody driving by was slowing down, honking. So not only were we taking up the whole sidewalk and the whole area in front of Norm's, like cars on the street were slowing down, causing traffic and stuff. And wondering what the heck was going on.

Yeah, and that's what people were posting. What is happening at Norm's? So you can see a little recap video on my Instagram at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E. The next event for the station, well, Julian, you won't be there. It's going to be at MB2 in Santa Clarita. So that's a little mini golf course.

You got the go-karts, which I'm super excited for. That's what people are pumped for. Go-karts. Go-karts. Arcade, yeah. That's all everybody talked about yesterday in Downey when they're like, could we get in because it's a private party? I didn't know initially that this was going to be a private thing.

You could only win to get in. So I apologize. When you do things for free, man, you see what happened at Norm's, you blow it up. You know, you get too many people to show up. There's a lot of stuff to do,

obviously, but with space and everything. You don't want to backlog lines in order to do things. So you got to put some kind of cap. So it should be cool. The whole staff is going to be there. This is not a Woody show thing.

This is an Alt 98.7 Los Angeles thing. So can't not wait for that. Do you know what kind of food's going to be there? Not only it matters, they can't go. I usually preview the menu, but I have not had time to preview the menu this time around because I was actually in San Francisco

this past weekend. I drove to San Francisco, and it's funny. Well, real quick, I want to ask you guys. The president brought up a tax break for about 90 days. You would have to pay 18 cents less per gallon of gas. Do you guys even care about that? Do you think that would have any effect at all? I mean, as a person that drives, yeah, I would take any break, to be honest.

I haven't gotten as hit as hard as most some people. I haven't paid above six yet i've been floating at 5.99 so i haven't got hit like with the sevens and the sixes like some people but i'll take 18 cents off that's for sure i mean i drive out here to work every day so it would be huge if the state of california did a tax break because i think our tax is like 53 cents per gallon so if we had the 18 cents and then the 53 cents that'd be pretty massive that would be a huge break and i don't see any of this is there a new tax coming out or being implied on like july 1st or something yeah that's the uh that's the automatic tax the one that we voted on way back when so citizens of california voted that the state can just up the tax whenever they want without voter approval.

They got tricked into it through ads because people don't actually read what the F they're voting for. I don't think that's getting tricked. I think they're just stupid for not looking deep into something that they're going to vote for. A lot of these ads though, they are F-ing tricky on TV because they make you think about

oh, what about the children? They might have. They really do. They do, but that's why you got to do your research. So it's like a vote yes means a vote like you're going against something. I know. So they see like, oh, California gas tax. And it's like you vote no, but it's like voting no as your right to vote against it.

Yeah. It's all effed up. It's like the plastic bag thing. I hate it. Well, when I was driving on the 5 to San Francisco, it was light. Usually a holiday weekend like that, it is packed. I was afraid, oh, I'm going to hit traffic. Never hit traffic at any point from there and back.

Also, you know, you see those big trucks that have brand new cars on them? Mm-hmm. Non-stop. Not once did I see gas cars on there. It was all electric cars the entire time. So can I pose more conspiracy theories here? Yes, I love it. About one, the government officials are actually the ones controlling the gasoline because they're the people that actually own the gasoline businesses.

If you guys think I'm wrong, look back to Dick Cheney and the stuff that he did with exxon mobil he owns part of that uh they're all in league with each other also did anyone else find it suspicious that everyone all these businesses said hey we all want you to come back to work now and then the gas went up out of nowhere and they're demanding that people come back to work and they're asking for more gas but oh hey don't worry we have another option for you electric cars so you still have to go back to work buy a new car or keep paying more gas interesting at the same time that every single car manufacturer is coming out with an electric car pretty freaking crazy right yeah uh we had weather here in los angeles the other day lightning and thunder a poor lady died.

What? Her and her dogs. Straight up hit by lightning. No. Yeah, and Pico Rivera. What? Have you ever seen lightning strike videos?

Of people getting struck by lightning? They're wild, dude. Like, it's like... Why would you watch that? For funsies? I don't know. Have you met these guys? I mean, it comes across your stream and you're just

like and then they like fold over it's literally it's so crazy because it happens so fast and their body's still just kind of upright and then it's kind of it's nuts have you guys had lightning strike nearby you or like within a block right yeah and it's like a bomb going off yeah i actually had it it was in the middle of a thunderstorm i was over by Ravey's house, and I was picking up some comics. And all of a sudden, there was this massive lightning strike, I think, on her block. And I went, oh, okay, I got to get to my car right now. Just purple, just boom, blew up. And there's always those people that get struck multiple times, like Martha Stewart.

Insane. The crappy part was that it went right over right over downey where i live um and it like sat over downey the main part of this last little storm so like we were already at work you know so because we're here way too early and way too often so we're already here and literally as it goes over that town that part of town where i'm you know where i live my fiance randy and my mom all texted me within a minute and it was so loud and so bright. Let's see if we can get this here. This is the video that Randy sent me.

Okay. God damn, dude. What the f***? I know, because it's pretty shocking for us. We usually have sunny weather constantly, and then when we get weather, we get kind of excited. Like, oh, what is this? No, because it's pretty shocking for us. We usually have sunny weather constantly. And then when we get weather, we get kind of excited. Like, oh, what is this?

She's shocked. His lady is shocked. The other thing is it started knocking out power to certain sections of Los Angeles. And you know me, I'm a doomsday prepper. And I've been trying since I moved into a new home. I've been obsessed with trying to get a home battery because I'm like, they're going to cut the power. They're going to cut the power. The power is going to get knocked out. Also, here in Los Angeles, if it gets super, super hot, they cut off the power because they're afraid of fires.

So I have been obsessed with getting a battery for the house. I priced out a Tesla battery. So when I first tried to get one or just started researching it it was actually it wasn't that expensive right now with inflation and now that everybody wants a battery guess how much it was when i got a quote 15 all right you got 15 yeah uh 12? 30. $20,000. Wow. For one. Yep.

But you know what's crazy is we started having commercials on the radio station. They started sponsoring traffic. You know those like not the Yeti coolers, but have you seen the Yeti batteries? Yeah. I've heard of them. Yeah. Dude, they started making home battery backups and they're way cheaper than trying to get a Tesla battery or any of these other Samsung batteries and things like that. How much are those?

They go from like $3,000 to $8,000, but they're way easier to install. You can basically just plug them into your house and run your house, and they will run your house for about three and a half days. Oh, wow. Pretty crazy. I'm going to your house if there's ever a zombie apocalypse well you still have all the stuff you bought when the pandemic first started to remember all the the portable gas uh burners and stuff so okay so i bought a bunch of like propane and uh butane all that kind of stuff now i gotta try to figure out how to get rid of it. Why?

Well, because the thing is, it was for my previous house. Now that I have solar, I can still get power during the day. You don't need all that caveman crap now. Yeah, I don't need that. But at night, obviously, I'm not going to have any power, right? And I don't have a battery, so that's why I want a battery, because then I can keep on running power. I wouldn't need all the propane, butane, all that kind of stuff. Now I have a box full of this crap,

where I'm like, wait, how do you dispose of this stuff? Dude, Christmas presents for everybody. Yeah, I'll take a propane tank. All right, well, you guys want to go to some food news real quick? Yeah. All right, this has been spread like wildfire and i admit i have fallen for it but arizona iced tea is not increased its price it is still 99 cents you might see this all over the internet that it has increased to a29, but it is not true. The reason I first found out that it's not true

because Instagram actually flagged my post saying that was misinformation. And I researched it, and there's finally some outlets saying, yeah, there's this viral thing saying that Arizona iced tea, those little tall cans of iced tea that you've been getting forever for 99 cents is not increased to $1.29. Wow. Just FYI.

You put out some false news. There you go, man. Spreading lies. There were so many people reporting it, and I thought it was legit. I got fooled. Do you have any cans that you have to send back to not sell because it says 99 cents on that can? Yeah, but I think Arizona iced tea had to step in and get this all flagged cans that you have to send back to to not sell because it says 99 cents on that can yeah but i

think arizona iced tea had to step in and get this all flagged because again they're catching shrapnel where did it come from i wonder um there was like a photo where it showed the cans yeah it was edited onto it like it looked like an ad yeah it looked legit people were as as much up in arms as that for that as they were for the pandemic, dude. They're like, 29 cents on the Arizona iced tea, and it was like the end of times. People were losing their minds. Forget all the taxes on gas. Arizona iced tea.

We're paying $7 a gallon for gas, but I'm drawing the line. 29 cents on my Arizona. Because people have so much nostalgia for that. I remember when Deadass broke, I bought a bunch of those things and lived off them. Junior high, that was ish. Yeah. Oatmeal cream pies and Arizona iced tea after school. I understand.

My comic books used to be $1.50. Now they're $5 each. Oh, hell no. For a 30-page comic book, it's $5. Dog, how do you live? I get a discount. All right. Here's some other news.

Buffalo Wild Wings debuts bird dogs in a $3 happy hour. So bird dogs, they legit look like hot dogs, but they have like chicken strips in the middle. Is that what I saw go by? I think I saw a picture of this go by on Twitter. So it's like a chicken sandwich. Yeah, but in a hot dog bun. Dog form, yeah. Yeah.

I try that. I love their blazin' sauce and their hot sauce. Oh, yeah. I get my wings mixed in there hot, and then I get a side of blazin', and then I dip it in the blazin', and then dip it in the ranch. It looks like a po' boy. It does. It looks like a po' boy.

Like a shrimp po' boy or something. I'm in. I haven't been to a B-dubs in a long time. Same here. I've been- It's been a minute. Wing stopping it for a really long time. Wing stop.

They leave them in there too long. And at B-dubs, I go in there and I say, I know this sounds really weird, but can you please take the wings out like 20 seconds prior? Oh, you're that person. I am. No. They do it. I agree with you though, because I hate it when it's like 20 seconds prior. Oh, you're that person. I am. No. They do it. I agree with you, though, because I hate it when it's like way too crispy.

Yeah. You know, it's like super crispy outside, a thousand degrees of juice inside. Yes. And then a beef jerky when you yank it off the bone. My hack for Wingstop for so long through most of college, because this was back when the Lakers were decent, I think they still do it, but you have to do the app. It was like a text message service back in the day when the

Lakers would win a road game. You would go in and you would buy a large drink and you would get five free boneless wings. This was back when the Lakers knew how to win basketball games. Dude, it was like every other day they would win a game, go get paid like three bucks for a drink and five wings. Then you add five more for like five bucks, you get like every other day they would win a game, go get paid like three bucks for a drink and five wings.

Then get a snake bite. Then you add five more for like five bucks, you get like 10 wings and a drink. Oh, hell yes. All right. This is dangerous to show Julianne because she's hungry and pregnant, but there you go.

There's the bird dogs. Wow. Yeah. I want it. I need it. Yeah, I totally get down to that. Eat it. All right.

All right. All right. In Brett food news. Yes. Have you seen this? It's taking over the Internet and my television for the past 24 hours. I think it's out of Berkeley, California. Oh, man. They have come up with seaweed bacon.

It looks visually straight up the best fake bacon that I have ever seen. And I'm always, I don't know about you, but I snack on seaweed all the time. I was just going to ask you that. Yeah, it's so good and salty. You know how you can get those little seaweed packets? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me see. But I've never bought one.

You haven't? Oh, I love them. I love them. So this is from Umaro Foods. That's what it looks like? Yeah. It looks like real bacon. Yeah, it looks pretty dead Foods. That's what it looks like? Yeah. It looks like real bacon. Yeah, it looks pretty dead on.

It's seaweed. It should be good. Hey, I'm not going to argue. I like seaweed. I like bacon bacon. So yeah, it looks pretty good. All right, here's the thing that I'm going to pitch when Eric gets married. There's a website called My Seafood, I believe.

And they have a cake that is nothing but Maine lobster rolls. And I think it's like a seven or eight layer cake. And it's all lobster rolls all around. And it's massive. And you can get it at myseafood, I believe, dot com on their store. So it's just like basically a tower of lobster. Oh, heck yeah. I'm in.

So how would you cut into the cake? You don't. You just pull out your lobster rolls. And then feed each other? You know, Leanne probably wouldn't eat so much of it so I would just take it down on my own. Screw what she eats.

Actually, that's kind of... Don't you get... Isn't there such thing as like a groomsman's or a groom's cake or something? Yeah, groom's cake. There you go. You never heard of that?

I recently found out about it when I was getting married that there's a groom's cake. There you go. You never heard of that? No. I recently found out about it when I was getting married that there's a groom's cake. So there's the actual wedding cake. Right. And then the groom's cake is just like, it's supposed to be

like this little fun, wacky cake that the groom gets. Because most likely the lady is going to pick what the cake tastes like and the guy is not really going to get what he wants.

So then he gets the groom's cake. I don't know how much planning goes into a wedding cake. I got like a color palette, possible decorations groom's cake. I didn't know how much planning goes into a wedding cake. I got like a color palette, possible decorations for the cake. And I'm like, it's a cake. You're like, go to Stater's. Costco, they'll let you write on it for you, you know? Hell yeah.

The little cream thing. Oh, no. There's like tastings and all kinds of stuff. See, I haven't got to do any of the tastings yet for my wedding. You got to do that. Here we go. We got like a nice little diner thing. Oh, that looks good.

You can get like a firework and just put it at the top of the cake. Yeah. I want this lobster cake. Oh, I think Tyler's piping in right now. Oh, no. Oh, can I ask you guys, is this ghetto? You guys would probably support it. So the wedding that I was just at, there was a ceremony and everything.

And before the reception started, outside, there was a bartender and it's like a couple hundred people. But of course, you know, it's a bunch of radio people and we want to drink like bad. So the line is quite long to try to get a drink and we wouldn't be able to get drinks until way later until after dinner and stuff like that. So what I did was I told my friends, like, look, I got you. So I found out the address for the place next door to the venue. And I door dashed three bottles. Fireball, vodka.

So are you asking if that move is ghetto? And I took the bottles and I hid them behind the DJ booth and told my friends where they were at. And we just drank them. This is a veteran move. I support this. I took the bottles and I hid them behind the DJ booth and told my friends where they were at. And we just drank them. No, this is a veteran move. That's a smart move. So everyone else was pretty much sober. But during dinner, we're pretty freaking hammered. We can barely even talk.

That's fine. You're supposed to be. I mean, the end result or whatever. You get there when you get there. No, dude. So we went to a wedding and I was with a table of friends. And one of the girls had a two gallon Ziploc bag of, you know, little shooters.

Yeah. The move was, OK, F the alcohol line. Just go get your, you know, whatever your mixer is. Sprite, your Pepsi, your Coke. And then you just reach into her bag. You take your little thing of Jack, your little thing of vodka and whatever. Yeah. Lines are for losers, man.

I hate especially at weddings. Do lines. Lines at weddings kill. It was so convenient. They suck. So, a follow-up question. So, no, it's not ghetto. I know whose wedding this was. I know primarily what the setup was because I knew a bunch of people that were there.

How many bartenders were there? There was the one bartender outside and then I believe there was one bartender inside when that finally opened but i already had the three bottles so we never really went to that guy to go get alcohol yeah but what do you mean finally open like there was a limit on that one that one would not open well no it was open bar but here's the thing so there was that little reception outside and the

line was quite long so i was like oh let's let's skip this line. Let's get the bottles. And then everybody walked upstairs straight into the dinner. And then the bar wasn't open yet. So everyone had to go through the dinner and the speeches and all that kind of stuff. So no one was drinking during that time. That little bit of limbo between whether it's the longest part of the night. So the dinner is like hour plus and no one's drinking. But I'm like, hey, I got to go to the bathroom. So me and my friends are like secretly going to where the bottles are at.

And we're getting effing hammered. Okay, so is this ghetto. That's great. Because at my wedding, Menace was there. So he'll remember. Sorry to both of you. You didn't know me yet. I didn't know you.

He knew me. I didn't know you. He knew me, but he invited Randy instead. Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, Randy helped. It's okay. All right. But menace at my wedding.

It was just open. It was like, there's two bartenders. Here's the amount of drinks, limited amount of drinks. So it wouldn't take a pile up. Just start drinking. I don't give a death. Start drinking now. But it's because of the layout of the wedding that I was at.

You know, I didn't have to dangle them back in. On the way out of Bort's ceremony, you're walking immediately to the bar and then to the food area. So there's no break in between. Also, by the way, so it was on a cliff. And you had to walk downstairs to the cliff. And then you had to walk back upstairs to go to where the reception's at. There was a nun there, by the way. And I saw the nun walking up the stairs and I asked her,

I'm like, hey, and she was quite old. I said, hey, can I help you up the stairs? And she said no. I don't really feel like it was a kind no. It was just like, hey, no, dude. She doesn't need your heathen ass helping her okay. All right?

She smelt the devil. Yeah. She got the power. I was going to say, I want to hear her side of the story and just hear exactly what state of mind you actually were in. You probably reeked of alcohol. Menace is probably like, yeah, like, hello, ma'am. In real life like yo I know

yo what's up dog how you living can I help you up the hill hey blood you wanna go up the stairs you need a shoulder to lean on it was

oh my god it was a super fun wedding though in this yeah the reception was great and Arthur was congratulations to him our friend yeah

congrats Arthur you hid the bottles behind the DJ booth, you said? Yeah. So did the DJ get wasted too? Well, check this out. The DJ, and I found out two days before, was DJ Scotty Fox. No way.

Randomly? I'm like, how did I not know this? It was actually my brother-in-law said, hey, do you know Scotty's DJ in this wedding? I go, what? Are you serious? And so, yes, I knew the DJj so i was able to hide it so i gave him a couple so this is wedding what number two of four for you in the next yeah i got another one next month back in the bay area but one other thing we got so wasted i was like yo our friends are djing tonight at this club let's go dude nobody nobody that i was with none of my

friends wanted to go because they were too hammered they were too hammered like we're tired we want to go home i forced these mother at first to come with me to the club i was like i got you let's get the uber we'll go there we'll get a table we're good and then so they're falling asleep in the uber there and dude you can tell they were so mad by the time they got there we got this table and we bought some more bottles and they were like taking the bottles and pouring them down their mouth and everything and one guy he could only last like 15 minutes he goes i gotta bounce i gotta go oh my god but the other people hanged and it was it was fun because we got to see even more friends.

And what was crazy, I texted this to Eric. The table that we got, two days later, Steph Curry was using the same table for his celebration for the Warriors win. It was awesome. Yeah. How did you know that? The big parade. Because videos came out. I posted the same video from the same second.

It's the same pan and look. And you see it. It's like, wow. You guys are basically friends. You and Curry, man. Yeah, me and Curry. We're on the same little, it's the same like pan and look and you see it's like, wow. You guys are basically friends, you and Curry, man. Yeah, me and Curry, we're like, you know, we're on the same level. Yeah, I'm sure if you look at the paychecks, same thing. Probably. Yeah, it was super fun.

Finals MVP, community calendar. It's the same thing. You guys are the same way. We got to wrap this up really short today. I apologize. We got other things that we have to prepare for. But I want to thank you again for listening to the podcast. Please rate and review it.

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And then the fifth week. Hey, guys. I know. It's so bad. Between you and Tyler, man, it'll be interesting at that point. But you know what? At least I have a reason. I'm growing a human.

He's just growing a belly. That could be a second human. Did you watch Total Recall? He had a human coming out of his mouth. No, no, no. That's just a straight belly gut. All right, Bort. Yeah, just quickly,

if anyone hasn't watched the season finale, series finale of Obi-Wan Kenobi, it is absolutely fire. It is amazing. It's beautiful. I got a little wet eyes from it. There is a very very very tragic

just amazing emotional scene so if you guys want to see it it's Obi-Wan Kenobi vs Darth Vader just go freaking watch it is it the one that came out last night? yes, don't spoil it I don't watch that you should

I have nothing to spoil I just overheard Felicity and Kevin, my husband and daughter, watching it. But she never cried over anything. And she cries over sad stuff.

Well, she might not have the attachment to the characters. She does, big time. There's a lot of things that will tie the prequel Revenge of the Sith to A New Hope.

And it's all these little things. And it's just like one moment where you just go, God damn it, they actually did it.. And it's all these little things and it's just like one moment where you just go, God damn it, they actually did it. It's all one thing now. She wasn't even born yet when those movies dropped.

I wasn't even born yet. She ain't no real fan. She could tell you everybody's damn name. We named our freaking dog after a so-called dog. She wasn't born when the special editions came out. She thinks she's a real fan, but she's not. Thanks, Tyler. Next time she's a real fan, but she's not. Thanks, Tyler. Next time she comes in here, you'll have to school her off. Star Wars off.

Oh, yeah. That's what I'm here for. Hunchcock first. Put little girls in their place. Exactly. Damn kids. You think you're a real fan? Press me on Star Wars.

F them kids. I'm one with the force. The force is one with me, damn it. Suck it. All right, Eric. Anything before we leave? No damn it. Suck it. All right, Eric, anything before we leave? No.

Football. Football, yeah, I mean, I always feel like I should have something because you guys

actually have like a thought and I'm like just salivating at the mouth for football. 78 days, 78 days,

which isn't that far away. 78 is like what, three months? No, it's not. Did you see

my little football post that I did the other day? you firing out the cannon and SoFi? Yeah, I, it's been too long since we've been to SoFi? I did. You firing out the cannon at SoFi?

Yeah. It's been too long since we've been at SoFi. I know. I've been talking to the Chargers, talking about what we're going to do this year. See what's up. We'll see what happens. By the way, I really do like your countdowns.

Okay. I appreciate them. Thank you. It makes me happy. You better come harder next time. I know. I honestly try to think about something

to say and I never have anything to say which is then I feel like sad I'm like dang do I just not have anything worth saying

that's why I started saying R.I.P. Randy and then I was like why am I talking about Randy screw Randy oh yeah it's his bitch ass

birthday next week oh yeah the 29th on Wednesday oh what June 29th. Oh. On Wednesday. Oh, what? June 29th. Everyone remembered Randy's birthday.

Oh. No, because. You didn't know it was your wedding, so. No, no. The only reason I know his birthday is because he broke into our calendar, our work calendar, and put his birthday in there. And I was just in a meeting earlier today where we're planning out next week, and it has a freaking note in there that it put his birthday in there. And I was just in a meeting earlier today where we're planning out next week

and it has freaking note in there that it's his birthday. Which Brett's birthday was formerly on the calendar. It was. And that's why I knew about it last year. And it wasn't this year. No, you know why Randy's birthday was on the calendar? Because Randy's birthday was forgot about and it was added for all time on the calendar because of that.

My birthday's not on the calendar, so. It's okay. I'm the unicorn. I know your birthday. You need to make it into a big deal and then people will remember. You never talk about it. I love my birthday. I think that's the opposite of what he's going for. Yeah, I'm going to get a bitch about it when we forget about his birthday.

When he puts a little tiny 35. I should be important enough to you to know. Oh, by the way, I believe my birthday celebration is October Friday, October 7th at Morongo this year. Breaking news. I'm ready. I'm ready. Yes. That's a Friday, right?

October 7th. I think that's the right date. Yeah. I got to have my snapback ready. My voice will be back. I got a babysitter October 7th in an empire

you're in your home I know I live in LA County get out of here you're a 909 bro ho I just hang out with them they redrew the lines

you're on that side boy you basically live right outside of it exactly alright we'll see you next week what's new

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