What's New Podcast - Las Vegas, Jo Koy, Music, Movies, Implants and Swimming

Episode Date: June 5, 2019

What's New Podcast With Menace covers Las Vegas, Jo Koy, Music, Movies, Implants, Swimming and more!

What's new? What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to episode one of the What's New Podcast with Menace. Hello everybody, we in here. You know? You might have saw on social media probably like, I don't know, last year that I was trying to put out a podcast. Every time I have an idea, I really want to do like high concept stuff. So like, you know, video, 10 social media accounts and all this kind of stuff. And I did this podcast called Get Menace's Money.

And I pretty much made a game show. And it involved a lot of editing. And I realized while doing that is we don't really have the right distribution for that. We do have the right distribution for audio. We do have the right distribution for audio. Thank you to the iHeartRadio app. Thank you. And working in radio. But putting out video episodes and all that kind of stuff,

you do need quite a bit of a team to do that and the right platform to push out videos like that to get people to watch them. The most video got the views was like 30,000 views. And that's not good enough for me because i'm like putting way more time and effort than i need to into a podcast which is not my main focus my main focus is the woody show so why am i doing this podcast now well i was in las vegas over the weekend and i was hanging out with our buddy Joe Coy and we're talking about

podcasts and he has a podcast called the Coy Pond which my girlfriend Spicy Nacho is a big fan of and we're talking how he needs to put out more episodes and he's like well what about you what about a podcast with you so I came up with this idea and said you know what I'm just going to do a free format podcast and hopefully people will enjoy it now talk about las vegas real quick just a recap i was leaving for the airport to go to las vegas on a friday 1 p.m was my flight and i was gonna get there a little after two o'clock and i was gonna go see joe coy that night perform at 8 p.m tons of time tons of time right right 30 minute flight you should have no problems doing

anything easy and then i was gonna go to this restaurant called the cut which apparently is one of oprah's favorite restaurants so if it has oprah's approval i'm down with it get to the airport with my girlfriend and we park guess what she doesn't have her wallet oh so i was like okay well we're not making this flight so we start checking all the airports because all the flights were sold out that would get us to las vegas in time for the joe coy show so we check long beach lax you know we're based in burbank california by the way and you're thinking of renting a car at this point you're like we got four hours i thought about driving like i was like okay if we drive we'll get there by 6 30 the show's at 8 let's just drive and she didn't want

to drive because she's like well we already have flights for the way back and you know we gotta cancel you leave the car there you stop at alien fresh Jerky on the way. Well, dude, unless you leave super early from Vegas, driving back to Los Angeles on a Sunday, you are stuck for hours trying to get back home. Sometimes you could be stuck there for six or eight hours. The drive back is always like a funeral anyways. The drive there is always all pumped. Hell yeah, we're going to Vegas.

And then the drive back, you're more than likely hungover. You have had like a half a sandwich all weekend. And it's like a funeral, like your own death march. If you're Eric, you got so drunk that you hurt yourself. Where are the scars? Where did this bruise come from? When you realize that you have to be the driver. So it's like regardless of whether or not you feel good or just like death,

you're like, damn it, I have to drive back. I've done the drive home after EDC a couple times. Dude, forget about it. It's worst couple of worst experiences of my life my girlfriend has it so good like we went to cow jam a few years ago and she was exhausted i was dead tired i was yeah everything i was fatigued and you know what i had to drive back and she's like i'm so tired i'm like well that sucks because i have to drive You know what? All I hear is poor Randy right now. But we should be thinking about men. It's like, how did you make it? Well, this is what happened.

So there is this jet service called Jet Suite X. And it's a private jet service. They only fly a couple areas. Luckily, they fly out of Burbank, California to Las Vegas. They fly to the Bay Area. And they also fly to Seattle. So it's very small, and it's owned by JetBlue, I think. And we looked at the flight.

Flight leaves 6.30, right? You land at 7.30. Have to be at the show by 8. I'm like, okay, let's do it. Pull up the price for both of us, $1,400. Yeah, that's all my deal, man. Ooh. So.

All right, that's like a kidney. Yeah. Well, guess what? I don't have to pay the $1,400 because guess what? I was on the one that left the ID at the house. So Nacho goes, forget it, whatever. I don't want to drive. I'll just get the tickets. Nice. Yeah. That's dope. That's not how it works at the house. So Nacho goes, forget it, whatever. I don't want to drive. I'll just get the tickets.

Nice. Red. That's dope. That's not how it works at my house. She didn't want to drive that bad. Wow. That's crazy. So then we get on the flight.

I keep on looking at the clock, and the plane's delayed a little bit. Wiz Khalifa gets on the plane. Reeks of weed. I don't care. It's Wiz Khalifa. He could reek like weed all day long but it's funny he's like playing music and then he's watching his joe rogan interview that he did the day before he sits right in front of me so i can see everything that he's watching

it was freaking hilarious i wanted to take a picture with him so bad when we got in the air he fell asleep so i was like yeah i didn't really want to bug him another rose are they two seats like how many how many well there's two seats next to each other and then off to the left there's a single seat so he was in the seat in front of me uh his friend was to the left of him and so we take off we're a little bit delayed about 15 minutes because something had to do with some paperwork and we land i go okay well i'm doing the time again we land at 7 45 p.m right have to be there at eight i'm like okay cool if you take this service this plane will land at the private airport which is right on the strip so i'm like cool 15 minutes that's fine i'll use the bell desk at the win hotel with our luggage we'll walk right into the show he has an opener we're

set when we land we land at the regular airport i'm like what is going on like oh yeah we landed here we're gonna have to taxi all the way over to the airport. And you'll love this because the private airport that we land in, just guess what's there? What's that? Janet Air. Janet Air? You don't know Janet Air? No. What is this?

Ghosts and stuff? Dude. Is it like Janet Jackson Air? Look up Janet Air online. That's why Brett would like it. Janet Jackson. Brett is the biggest Janet Jackson fan in the world. Anyways, while you're pulling in, you see Janet Eyre.

So anyways, you got to taxi forever. So I'm already, by the time we get over there, it's like 8.05. I'm like, okay, okay, cool. I can still make it before he gets on. We hop into the lift and we go all the way over to the lift. Okay. Now I got it. Okay, what's Janet Air?

No, I get it. Preach to them. That was the highly classified fleet of... It's the planes that are unmarked that land in certain airports and certain military installations. They're unmarked aircraft. They're the ones that go to Area 51.

And this guy's supposed to be the alien expert, everybody. Secret Society of Airplanes, I love it. Hey, my wife is the expert. I'm the believer she she's like scully and molder i'm the dorky guy off to side going yeah i believe this stuff i want to find out i'll break into area 51 all right well you learn something new every day so we taxi and then we get there at 805 and we hop in the lift we get to the win we go to the bell desk. And guess what? Joe Coy's already been on the stage for five minutes. Oh, man.

Where are my seats? Front row center. I'm like, damn it. He's going to see me walking in late. So I get ushered in. And then so while I'm getting ushered in, I crouch down like a little old man with a cane and then joe instantly calls me out in front of the whole theater of people like gigantic theater and said dude why are you walking like that and like crouched over and then he proceeds to make fun of me

for crouching over for over two hours into the show it was freaking hilarious and we had a bunch of listeners that are too that were there for him. And he's like, screw this guy. It was freaking hilarious. And then we went and partied for his birthday. It was so much fun. And big shout out to Joe. And thank you, Joe, for giving me the inspiration

to do this podcast. Joe rules. You know what's cool though? If you show up late for something or something like that, if you're a performer, late for something or something like that you know if you're a performer like a comedian or a band sometimes it feels comforting especially if it's his birthday it's his birthday show maybe he's a little nervous and you know people don't admit

that but when they see a friend in the audience especially something like that happens he's like you're my mark for the night and i know you're gonna be fun oh he destroyed me yeah but he's like at least we'll just have fun all night so So that's rad. But let me tell you about the food game because we had the huge party all night long. That was super fun. But the food game all weekend was crazy. How good was it? Like, what'd you get now? Okay. Well, the first, first place I hit up was black tap. Now black tap, they have a bunch of locations in New York city. Yeah. They're known for these like crazy over the top milkshakes. Oh yeah. Yeah. You could also see a bunch of locations in New York City. Yeah. They're known for these like crazy over-the-top milkshakes. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. You can also see a photo of one of the milkshakes on my Instagram. It's already, you know, kind of blowing up. Oh, yeah. At Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E on Instagram. And I met up with our super listeners, Leon and his wife and his kids. That was super fun. That's awesome.

Shout out to Leon. Shout out to Leon. And we had these pina coladas. Dude, they're like, I don't know, like little tiny glasses. They were so freaking strong. Why can't everywhere be like Las Vegas? Yeah. I had pina coladas this weekend too.

Really? Dude. How was it? Where did you get them? Tiki No in North Hollywood, California. A little tiki bar. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Is that the place that has sushi too? No, it's down the street from the sushi one. It's the one that has flaming torches outside, but it's frozen smoothie pina coladas. Oh, that's amazing. And super strong. So good. Yeah. Oh, did you hit up Hattie B's?

I did hit up Hattie B's. That's what I had right before I left. God. But we also had, so we're staying at the Nobu Hotel in Vegas now. I know all this stuff seems fancy. Oh, leaving from a private airport and all that kind of stuff. Just FYI, if you book Jet Suite X way ahead of time, not last minute, it's just as much as Southwest. It's nothing fancy.

But all these celebrities are taking it all the time. Every time you get on there, there a celebrity like wiz khalifa but so anyways we're staying at the nobu hotel and we got the room straight off points now i've been preaching that points game thing forever to everybody like yeah why are you using your atm card to buy things you get one credit card don't get 10 and just rack up your points. Dude, I listened to you. I got a cash back rewards card. Oh, nice. And I'm up to like 300 bucks back already. Sweet.

See, that's awesome. And look, you're using points for hotels. Yeah. Dude, that's insane. So Nobu Hotel. Nobu is known for sushi. And so we had room service sushi and it's so good. Oh man, it was so good good and in the hotel room like

you know people go they shout out nobu and malibu like all the time they have nobu new york imagine it in your hotel room of course how to make a stop at joe coy's restaurant yoji heads up you know joe coy he's from las ve. So his restaurant is like, you know, for the neighborhood. So it's not like right on the strip. So here's a pro tip. If you want to go to his restaurant, you go take a lift from your hotel to his restaurant. Because if you take a cab, it's going to cost you like 50 bucks. It's like a 25 minute cab ride.

But if you take lift, it'll cost you like 15 bucks to get there. But I'm telling you, it's freaking worth it get the wagyu it is awesome it's japanese fondue and it will change your life sold already yes i think over the years i've comprised a list of places i want to go check out in vegas because of what menace talks about dude there's so many fun places to go in vegas and some of the best places are the ones that are not on the strip yeah like Yoji it's like when they're just away enough from the strip that like all the tourists don't go there it's gonna be amazing what do you think is the most slept on place in Vegas to go eat menace do you have a place like that the most slept on place I would say Guy Fieri's spot at the link okay it's so bombed like go there go there for breakfast. If you want a ghetto-ass place to go that's open 24 hours, Pepe's Tacos.

Pepe's Tacos. West of the Strip. It's in a neighborhood. So amazing. So we're going to be going to Vegas soon. There's the iHeartRadio Festival that just got announced. We have Alicia Keys, KG Elephant, Camila Cabello. Camila Cabello.

Camila Cabello. Camila Cabello. Chance the Rapper. Def Leppard. French Montana. Halsey. Hart. Her.

Miley Cyrus. Mumford & Sons. Tim McGraw. Zach Brown Band. And more. And then I can't wait for that weekend. So we can hit up a bunch of food spots. Yes.

That'd be fun. Down. Cannot wait. But more than just food spots. Does anyone else go and go to tourist spots like me? That's what I want to do. What do you want to do? It's funny you mention that because the last time I went was about almost six, seven years ago to Vegas.

Ever since the last time I went, I have been obsessing over getting this giant skull mug from Treasure Island. But I've just never been back to get it. And I remember seeing it. I was like, I didn't have enough money for it. But now, I'm going for it, man. I'm getting that mug. They have senior frogs there, too. I've been to Treasure Island.

I feel like it's so hard to decide what to do in Vegas, though. There's so many things. I think Randy's not going to survive that weekend. I don't think so. Dude, the last time I went to Vegas was when I was scouting. I left the show on a Friday, drove straight up there. I was awake for 36 hours partying with the wife,

trying to find a wedding place to just party it up. Still didn't do everything I wanted to do. But if there was a couple things I wanted to do, Zach Bagans from Ghost Adventures, his haunted museum. Got to go. Got to do that. The pinball museum I haven't been to in a long time. That one's cool.

That's going to be fun. Maybe get a tattoo. I'm down. I'm down. I'll get a tattoo. Are you serious? I'm going to kill you. Dude, I got a friend.

I'll get a tattoo. Studio 21, I got a friend there. If anyone wants to go, we can go get tattoos. What do you mean if anyone wants to go? We're going. What would it be, though? Are we just going to decide? Depending on how intoxicated we are, we're just going to

pull the trigger there. Menace, if you had to pick a tattoo for Randy. How about Menace chooses all of our tattoos? Pigeon for Randy, of course. I'm down. Done. Pigeon tattoo on your chest. A gigantic one. Oh yeah.

Mark, you heard it here first. i will get a pigeon tattoo in vegas dude that'll be dope i'll do it i swear to you i'll do it yeah and oh speaking about people that can't hold their liquor nick sound wave and tyler how do you think you're gonna hold up in vegas or have you you've been to vegas before yeah i've been to vegas plenty of times i mean i'm definitely a uh a bar bar bar, bar, bar. I'm the guy that's in Vegas for five minutes and thinking, why don't I have a beer in my hand yet? So, I mean, I'm not a rookie, so I think I'll hold my own.

Eric is a seasoned veteran quarterback who's seen it all. We go places, and this guy's slamming stuff, and he's fine. He's like, you guys get anything to drink? Yeah, if anything, I get too wasted now because I act like I used to, and I shouldn't. But, no, I think I'll hold my own. I'm on, like, three beers. I'm like, whew, I'm feeling it.

I'm on, like, six. I'm like, oh, my God. That's my thing is I drink fast. Yeah, I think I've seen these guys drunk maybe besides Randy more than you have, Manis, all three of these guys. And, yeah, I'm repicturing it. It's going to be a catastrophe. Brett has seen me my drunkest at an event.

By drunkest, I mean I was asleep the entire ride home after an event. I'm like, dude, when are we going to get there? He's like, we've been here. I'm like, dude, we're outside your house for 10 minutes. Get out. The only person I'm worried about is Tyler. The only person I'm worried about. I could hold my own. I've been to Vegas

already. Drunk to Vegas already. Tyler speaks like Tom Talks the biggest game. I could hold my own. When was the last time you went to Vegas? A year ago. That don't mean nothing. That don't mean nothing, exactly. This is the easiest way I'll be taking care of.

Just get beers in me. Get tequila in me. We'll be good to go. That's a terrible combination. That is the worst combination. Just get beers in me. Get tequila in me. We'll be good to go. That's a terrible combination. That was the worst combination. Just keep beer in me and tequila. I'll be fine. I'll be good. Dude, he'll start talking like Hulk Hogan. Let me tell you something, brother.

I need about six more beers. There's a weird thing about him. Same with Nick. I can't tell if he's angry or if he's having fun when they're drunk. Talish is loud. I'm loud in general, first off. But I'm having an absolute blast when I'm drunk. I don't get angry whatsoever.

You get more upset when you're sober? I think they both just get like a weird serious face. Like Eric gets like a what crazy thing can I do serious face. Tyler gets like a more of like, you know, we call him dumbass Tyler because you know his brain don't work half the time I feel like his brain works less when he drinks you know how I can tell when he's drunk he's like trying to process a thought harder

I can tell when he's drunk because he's all red and he's like sweating and he's chewing gum yeah man yeah whereas like Eric or Nick Soundwave he gets very intense like he's getting ready for a big game he's like like, come on, man. Very serious. I get very, very, not physical in a bad way,

but I get very personal space. It kind of goes out the window to me. He'll check you, and he'll be like, you going to drink that beer? Very playful. I won't name the place. I won't name what it was. I'll just say that the last time I saw him drunk,

he started darting away from me. Hardcore. And zigzagging down this like way in and out of people and it was a good time yeah that's my that's my thing is when i get too drunk i'm not like this the pass out guy i'm the yeah let's keep it going let's have some fun dude i'm totally fine with any drunk as long as they're not like wanting to fight anybody no i'm tyler tyler yeah tyler i will menace reset and i'll be good to go i have never gotten to a fight drunk, I swear. Tyler's going to disappear, and we're going to find out what the Metropolitan Police.

Yeah. We're going to get married, a tattoo of something stupid on him, I'm sure. All of a sudden, he's married to Randy. How'd that happen? I'm not that drunk. If you want to join us at the iHeartRadio Festival, it's happening September 20th and 21st in Las Vegas. You can go get ticket information at the I heart radio app. And speaking of shows and like traveling and going places, you know,

some friends of ours are having tours. That's going to be hitting a bunch of Woody show cities. Man, Kim just announced a tour that they're going to be having all over. I'm sure I'm going to hit a couple of those dates in different cities. Also sublime with Rome. They announced a tour and they're really good friends with us so if you're in one of those cities that they happen to be at go to their show it is so much fun both bands also shout out to sublime

with rome they just put out a new album called blessings it rules it already got like millions upon millions of streams glad that people are embracing it because Rome is... I know everyone, I always say everyone's such a nice guy, but I've actually known Rome for many, many years. And he's always been super respectful about the OG fans of Sublime. Just happy to be there and being able to perform this music. So I love anybody that will support him. That's super, super cool of you.

And there's nothing better than supporting your friends because, I mean, they're friends for a reason because they've been good to you and you can tell that they're honestly good people. So especially when it's people in bands, man, like that's their living, hustling, going to the shows, selling T-shirts and stuff. That's how they make their only money, really.

So it's like you got to get people out there to support them. They're great sports. Matt and Kim and Rome all came in to help Menace out with Win Menace's money. They were super nice. They're fun to be around, just great people all around. So please, again, go support them. And I think you might be the only one interested in this one, Randy, but I also want to go see Tyler the Creator.

And he just announced a tour, too. So there's so many good tours happening right now. I just love when Randy gets hyped. There was something on Throwback Thursday last week. I can't remember what it was. But in the hallway all of a sudden Randy was just like, F yeah! I love this band!

Jack Johnson! F yeah! I love Jack Johnson! Jack Johnson! Out of nowhere like super aggro man. So you got super aggro for jack johnson the guy with like the super soft guitar the ukulele i'm sorry would you not yeah no no i i love the passion i absolutely love it all right let me ask you uh coming up this box office weekend we have pretty much the biggest movies dark phoenix and secret life of 2. Who do you think is going to win? Oof.

I think that's a tough call. I think Secret Life of Pets 2 is going to win simply because the first one did so well. Yeah. And it surprised a lot of people. I went into it with zero expectations. I'm like, it's going to be another silly kids movie. And I watched it. It was really entertaining.

And the cast is really, really good. As far as the X-Men goes, it's a i mean it's a cool concept and everything but this is the final movie of like this arc so like because now that fox has been sold disney they're starting an entirely new different series thing that might be a good reason for people to go though because it's like it's the avengers end game of the x-men universe like this is it like that whole entire Fox franchise of the X-Men movies, it's gone after this.

So you got to go see it and see how it all wraps up. And honestly, it's kind of looking a little bit like X-Men 3 The Last Stand right now, which doesn't really look good. Plus, they're probably going to piggyback off of some of the Game of Thrones hype since there's a Sansa connection with the, what's her name? I don't know, the actress. Sophie Turner.

Yeah, Sophie Turner. I think that one's going to win. I think Secret Life of Pets 2. I didn't like Secret Life of Pets 1. It kind of scared me. The big dog. But then you also had the kids factor. The shaggy dog was too much off me.

But I think there's a superhero hype right now. I think it will outweigh the kids factor. I feel like there's too much superhero stuff. Well, that's the thing. This is the burnout effect. It's going to get the X-Men. It's going to be the last kind of big superhero movie. Right.

It's going to burn out. But also, school's going to be out. Kids, kids want to go to the movies with their parents. Easy entertainment. Secret Life of Pets. I think it's going to be neck and neck. Yeah, I really can't call it, but I know when I saw the trailer for Dark Phoenix,

like, I do want to see it, but I wasn't like, oh man, I got to check that out. Yeah. It's nowhere near as cool as some of the other X-Men movies. And then also you got to think of the factor too with the Secret Life of Pets 2 is just animal lovers in general. You know, like I don't have no kids, but I like animals and I thought it was funny. So I went and saw the first one. I agree. All right.

We'll find out. But check this out. Here's something, a secret that I'm going to share with you guys. For the people that are listening to the podcast right now, this is a top secret Woody show thing that's happening. Now, soon you're going to be able to do polls. Like if I asked you, who do you think is going to win the box office? We're going to have a poll taking option on our facebook messenger now how

to opt into it we're gonna do a little joke on ravey so if you're listening right now just go to our facebook page and then go to message and just type in poll so ravey is the one that checks all these messages so when she gets all these messages that says poll or just say first off poll she's gonna have no idea what you're talking about so we can play a little joke on this is p-o-l-l right yeah poll so go to i know p-o-l-l but first off poll um yeah go to our facebook facebook.com slash the woody show that's facebook.com slash the woody show just type in first off pull when you message us totes pull don't pull too much pulls all right speaking about polls and surveys and everything like that Julianne and I have been debating probably for

the past like 48 hours over silicone versus saline now Now it came up on the Woody show. We were talking about breast implants or something like that. And I said, Oh yeah, silicone is the best. And then immediately I get a text from Julianne saline. So what's up? Why are you going so hard for saline?

Well, it's not that I, I don't want to say I go hard, but it's what I have. And it was only what I have because I was too young to get silicone at that time. Yeah. So wait. So how old were you when you got it done?

24. And you're too young when you're 24 to get it done? I guess you had to. Maybe I was 23. But either way, I think you had to have been 25 at the time to get silicone. So they made me get saline, which was fine. To me me the bags felt the same um but you had said on the woody show that you felt that saline felt like balls

right yeah it was like it had a different feel so just a little backtrack story i used to do mornings in san francisco with a guy named jv you can hear him every morning on Wild 949 if you live in the Bay Area. And we used to hang out with this plastic surgeon. His name was Dr. D. And like, we learned everything. Like we hung out with him for years and he would bring like the different implants, the saline and the silicone. And the silicone just had like more of a natural feel to it. And I think it also depends on how much you fill up your bag because my bag isn't filled up all the way. And I also went under the muscle. So if you go under the muscle, you're able to breastfeed and it gives you the more natural look.

And you can request for different shapes. So I requested the teardrop shape because I wanted it to look natural. If you go over the muscle, then that's when you start to get that ball look. And it doesn't matter if it's silicone or saline, it's going to look like that. And that's when they get really hard. You hug people and you feel like you're hugging boulders. And yeah, that's not what you want to feel, especially as a dude. You don't want to hug a chick and you feel rocks in her shirt.

You want to feel something nice and squishy. I'm working on my man boobs in the gym well just in case if you haven't heard when i do get mine redone hopefully soon i want to do gummy bears so i heard those ones are the best really feel extra is that some new new i mean it's kind of new i think it's been around maybe a little close to five years if not a little bit more but yeah yeah and i felt those bags and those ones feel amazing so that's what i want gummy bears gummy bears i don't know how they taste gummy bears is that like yeah like uh like a density is that a shape no i think it's the density i think you know but it's definitely not the shape but they just feel

so real they feel a lot better than mine because, because my bag isn't filled up all the way, if I lean to the side, you can kind of see some ripples on the side of my breast, and I don't like that. And I've heard that gummy bears, no matter how you lay, they will just look perfect no matter what. Kind of like when you squish a gummy bear and it always goes back to the original shape. Yeah, exactly. Which ones are the ones that are like uplandishly fake is it the well it's just the size it's yeah yeah it all depends on your size and how you place them which is why i was saying under the muscle or over the muscle if i would have got my implants over the

muscle they would have crazy fake oh yeah it's literally two tennis balls stuck in someone's chest that's what it looks like. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, thanks, Julianne. Yes. As I was mentioning, I need to work on my man boobs. Now, I've been in the gym like every single day. But the only problem is I'm not really good with food because I love food and I love eating it constantly.

And, Brett, you've lost a ton of weight. You're probably like the skinniest one in here now next to Nick Soundwave. Well, Nick Soundwave sucks because he's probably one of those people that can just eat a whole pizza and still stay skinny. Give him five years. I got a feeling that he is that same way. It'll be me. People have been saying, give me five years since I was in middle school.

Oh, see, now he's talking smack. I have the metabolism. That's my thing. I can eat a lot. You know what? He's getting cocky. You're getting cocky, and the next thing you know, he's going to blow up. He's my thing. I can eat a lot. You know what? He's getting cocky. Yeah. He's getting cocky,

and the next thing you know, he's just going to blow up. He's going to be like... I will say, Nick Soundway's first... Because I watch what he eats. His first couple weeks here, he was eating the Hostess donuts. No, I'm not.

I don't try to hide it. You're going to get the Woody Show 20, dude. I don't try to hide it. He stopped, though. But thank you for noticing my finger. I've been trying. Yeah, so what are you doing? Tell us all about it.

All right, so, well, I had to get in shape for my wedding last year, and I had gained so much weight that I went from, you know, when I first met you, Menace, I was about 180, and I blew up to almost 220. Yeah. So that's a good, and by 180, I mean I was like 175.

So I had to get in shape for my wedding, so I cut all beer out. Look, some people can drink beer and they can stay fit or they know the amount to drink I drink too much beer that's my problem you know and I had to like switch it up and do more of like a mixed cocktail to kind of lean back on the cows

I also try to stay motivated and walk every day so I walk and then diet I had to cut a lot of carbs and honestly I eat mostly a vegetarian diet now. Minus a couple key spots that Randy would be a jerk about

and point out. A couple key spots I'll eat like me that. That's it, man. I just try to keep moving and I eat mostly vegetarian. I give Brett crap all the time because he's a funny vegetarian. I can't eat that. Do they have any veggie options? No. Then we'll go to Tommy's and's and he'll scarf down like i said i'm not a vegetarian yeah my wife's a vegetarian and i try to eat vegetarian but here's like something that i'll do

instead of like okay i could go somewhere and get two hamburgers right yeah or i could go somewhere and get two well in this option veggie burgers i'll go somewhere and get two veggie burgers without the bun i'll get the cheese i'll get the cheese. I'll get the guac. I'll get the actual protein, and I'll just get rid of the bread. I save on cows. I get the protein, and I can still eat more later. Yeah. So I'm just trimming fat there.

Question. Would you get an iWatch? I would love to see. Now, I'm obsessed with the activity app. Ravy and I are always battling. I don't know what is going on with Randy. Randy apparently says he's working out, Now, I'm obsessed with the activity app. Ravy and I are always battling. I don't know what is going on with Randy. Randy apparently says he's working out, but it doesn't show up on the activity app at all. I look at my watch, and I get constant reminders from either Nick Soundwave, Menace, or Ravy.

Like, hey, we're working out. Are you working out? We're working out. I'll go for walks and stuff, or sometimes when I do my exercise, I go jujitsu. I have to take it off. Yeah, okay. And I can'tjitsu. I have to take it off. Yeah. Okay. And I can't,

that makes sense. But, but I, I, I should be, I should be reaching my goals regardless of what I'm doing. Yeah. But his says like zero.

I know. Right. Register anything. Like if you move, it'll pick up the internet connection. And sometimes, all right. All right.

So I've experienced this cause like, you know, Randy doesn't live far away from me. So I was like, Hey man, I gotta go on a walk. Cause if I go home, I'm just going to sleep So I've experienced this because, like, you know, Randy doesn't live far away from me. So I was like, hey, man, I got to go on a walk because if I go home, I'm just going to sleep. I got to keep going, you know, right? So I'm like, I'm going to get out of my house, meet me at my house, and we'll go to, like,

this DVD store, this vinyl store. Let's just walk, right? So Randy took 45 minutes to get to my house. What? He lives, like, half a mile away. Full disclosure. So, one, he almost fell asleep. Yeah, that to my house. He lives like half a mile away. Full disclosure. So one, he almost fell asleep. Yeah.

But two, he told me, I can't go walk in my normal outfit. I have to be ready. And he showed up in like exercise shorts and exercise shirt. For a walk? Yeah. And I'm wearing like my normal outfit. I'm like, dude, come on. And he's like doing his stretches.

And he's like, oh, I'm so free. So I think if Randy's not comfortable, he won't do it. He'll just give up. Well, because I was going to mention that when you brought it up, it's funny because I'll be driving home, and then I'll see Brett walking in trench coat and combat boots and all. I'm like, where's he going? He's walking.

He's going for his walk. I just want to be comfortable. Oh, he needs to be a full athleisure. I have flat feet. Dude, my arches. The more layers you wear, the more you sweat. Now, I'm also friends with Nick, a.k.a. Eric, Nick Soundwave, on the iWatch activity app.

Now, the cat's out of the bag on the Woody show, but we already called him out for playing Pokemon. Yeah, Pokemon Go. So to get that much activity on your app, like how long are you playing this Pokemon? So I'm walking around. Yeah, so I live by...

Maybe like two, two and a half. So I live by a campus, Cal State Northridge. Like a block and a half. So they make campuses and parks like hubs for Pokemon stuff. So we'll just walk for an hour and a half, two hours. Aren't you capturing the same?

Like, well, no, well, not exactly. No. And then you run it around getting like supplies and stuff. So it's like,

it's kind of repetitive in a way, but it's just like, the Pokemon change per time of day. Okay. So I may have redownloaded it on my phone. So I've noticed that it'll be like you know I'm trying to catch some like ghost Pokemon I haven't found one but they're like half a mile away and it's like you could walk there yeah so it's half a mile so that's what he's doing so we go yeah me and my

fiance we go on walks and we figure we'll just open up the phone and have a little more pointed like reason to go yeah I'm convinced I'm convinced eric just sprints to every pokemon no no i'm not on his back because dude his activity app is like next level dude we'll leave i'll go home and then two hours later it'll be or not even like an hour later it'll be like eric has reached his fitness goal yeah that's what i tell you like what he's at 400 percent and his like daily his daily consumption or like his goal is more than more than mine well well randy will do yeah where he regularly asked me so what's the plan for today i'm like well go home change go to the gym even the days when he's like yeah i'm gonna go home i don't think i'm gonna

go to the gym probably just lay down sleep do nothing okay hour later no but then i'm saying the kind of mantra is that it's like i don't go home and sit because i sit oh then i'm gone that's why i almost missed our walk because I laid down and I started fading away. I'm like, you know what, man? Go home, change, get out. I'll just tell Brett I fell asleep. And then Brett calls me and I'm like, oh, crap. I just want to get decent enough shape that I don't have

to wear a water shirt when I go into the pool. Speaking of going in the pool and water shirts and all that stuff, I will be sporting a water shirt. We have upcoming events. I know summer camp coming up august 3rd i will not be wearing a water shirt i'll be wearing regular clothes but it'll be out on the water in long beach so if anybody wants to go make sure you come hang out with us get tickets at alt 98 7 fm.com that's alt 98 7 fm.com the summer camp lineup rules so much fun yeah i can't wait to see Kay Flay and Oliver Tree.

Those are like my number ones for that lineup. The Interrupters are on the lineup. Oh, yeah. They're super good too, but I haven't seen them in a while. They're super high energy. Ska's not dead. No. Personally, I'm really excited and interested to see what Oliver Tree is going to bring

because, I mean, he's in the alternative brand, but he's unique. Yeah. So I'm expecting something really cool. But before all that, if you're listening to this podcast, June 15th, I will be at Raging Waters, probably wearing my water shirt. June 15th from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. at Raging Waters Los Angeles. I know there's Raging Waters all over the country, but Raging Waters Los Angeles, also known in San Dimas.

Come hang out June 15th. Me and Scotty Fox will be out there. Now, as a chubby person, I believe I speak for not only myself, but also dumbass Tyler. The water shirt that you speak of. Now, I am familiar with water shirts. I also have to wear them. My biggest problem

though is I'll jump in the pool and then I somehow struggle to get out. The problem is my shirt's glued to my stomach. Then the bamboo's come out. With the water shirt, does it not stick to you? No. The water shirt, it does stick to you. I'm sorry, Randy.

I've tested many different water shirts out there i mean there's one there's one that i do have that doesn't really suck to my skin and it's a hundred dollars yep now let me tell you this nope i'll tell you where i got this i was at the um well every j July, Woody and I, we hang out with some mutual friends of ours, and we go hang out at the MGM Grand Pool. They have, like, this pool party every year. And one year, I forgot my water shirt. Where am I going to get a water shirt? Dude, I looked everywhere.

When I say water shirt, it's like a workout shirt that you would get at old navy for like eight bucks well i searched all over las vegas for a freaking water shirt and i finally found one where tommy bahama oh dude tommy bahama is freaking bank dude hundred dollars i don't have anywhere else to get it so i just got the to Tommy Bahama one, and that one doesn't really stick because that's really made for being in the water, not like these workout shirts that I get. You should just invest in a wetsuit or something. Yeah. Show up to pool parties like that.

This is where in the back- Some of you fit people. Behind the scenes where I say that Randy is extra about the wrong things sometimes- No, it's not. And not extra enough about the right things. I am sick and tired of fellow fluffy people having to miss out on having fun at the pool because they are afraid to wear the shirt that they're wearing

in the pool. So you're going to get a whole full body suit instead of like a swim shirt. I'd rather leave it a mystery than people think, oh, that's what it looks like. Yeah, just get a swim shirt. It's cool. Guys, don't worry about it. Jump in the water. What's your go-to? Old Navy. Just go to Old Navy. Get one of those workout shirts and just rock it in the pool. Don't care about it jump in the water what's what's what's your old navy just go to old navy get one of those workout shirts and just rock it in the pool don't care about what everyone thinks

just have fun because you come december anyway so yeah swimming in the pool is one of the best things you can ever do in your life or like swimming in the ocean i know a shark could maybe bite you but i'm telling you like there's nothing else like it out there and for the people that can't swim like my my girlfriend, Spicy Nacho, I finally convinced her to go into the water. So she does go out in the water with me. But take some swim classes. Don't be embarrassed.

You are missing out. I can't. Full disclosure, this is the first time I'm ever revealing this in any form of audio. I cannot swim properly. Fully. Which is crazy. Which is crazy. Next video.

Oh, really? Which is crazy because my dad was like a lifeguard. What? Back in El Salvador. And he was like a Pan American Olympic junior swimmer. And he would try teaching me,

but I would never get it. And so I don't really tell people. You randied the swim lessons? I don't really tell people I know how to swim. I just know how to survive. You better add this to your list of randy. Wow, what? You're going to shame people who don't know how to swim? just know how to survive you better add this to your list of

Randy that's wow what yeah you're gonna shame people who don't know how to rocks rocks don't float guys yeah I'm getting I will thank you Eric's been saving that one I will be the second to admit I also cannot swim but at the same time you go in the water at least? Yeah. I have no problem going into the ocean where it's about like maybe chin height. Like I'm 5'10". So chin is probably like about 5'5". I have no problem doing that. I have no problem jumping in like the deep end of a pool because it's only 10 feet. And I know like once I hit, like I'm just going to spring back up.

Like I have no problem doing that. So I'm not afraid of the water. Yeah. Like my thing, like I'll see people do stuff and I'll try to replicate it. People will be like, oh, just lay on your back. It's super simple. And then I'll lay on my back and then my feet start to dip down and I eventually fall down deeper.

Screw this. I'm just going to chill on the side. If anyone needs any help, I will be here and I will come get you. Again, rocks don't float. Apparently not. I'm more of a drowner than a swimmer. Well, anyways, guys, I got to wrap this up. I hope you enjoyed the first episode of What's New with Menace.

I'm going to try to put these out as much as possible. I can't stay to a set schedule on it, but I want to have fun with you guys. I really want to shout out other podcasts that you should listen to. Of course, The Bortcast. Bort, he has his own podcast all you gotta do is search the bort cast on the iheart radio app that's b-o-r-t the bort cast or if you search the woody show podcast it will pop up i believe right i think so as suggested maybe i don't know either way search the bort cast also a big shout out to uh sex with emily podcast i've been friends with her for i don't

know like 15 years now and i've popped in and out on her podcast it's been a while i need to go into the studio and hang out with her and of course the nerd out podcast with ravey cameron guy you heard here that can't swim that would be randy and court out. You really are the rock. Yeah. Check out the Nerd Now podcast. And of course, Monday through Friday, the Woody Show podcast is always available for you. And I hope you enjoy it. That's it for What's New with Menace. What's new? What's new with Menace? Outro Music