What's New Podcast - Las Vegas, Wedding Stuff, Birthday Party, iHeart Festival, Group Tattoos, Moving Halloween

Episode Date: July 29, 2019

On this episode of the What's New Podcast with Menace we talk Las Vegas, Wedding Planning, Birthday Party, iHeart Festival, Group Tattoos, Moving Halloween and more!

What's new? What's new with Menace? Hello and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace. My name is Menace. I am the host of this podcast. I have Bort, who is an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show Morning Show. Allegedly. His assistant is Nick Soundwave. is up hello he is also a producer at fox sports radio you should talk to him about sports any day of the week he is willing to do that with you we also have randy who is a dj himself and he is a video guy for the woody show

and he goes and grabs some food for us on the daily. Really, really good. But what stations are you on across the country? I'm on Alt-1049 in St. Louis, Alt-1061, Crab Radio in Bakersfield, and Alt-987 here in Los Angeles. And of course, we have Tyler, the board op, who runs the boards for Alt-987 in Los Angeles

and Orange County. What is up, guys? And he has been the topic for the past five podcasts here on the what's five it's been a saga of you do you have a girlfriend don't have a girlfriend then it's official then we have to figure out what her name's gonna be you come up with a list of nicknames they all suck so we go back to the drawing board we ask people on our instagram page at what's new pod on instagram they bring their suggestions and then we finally get down to it and we say you know what what do you want and you said vd yeah i said vd so her parents listen to this

podcast she listens to this podcast what was the feedback on the nickname vd uh they both thought it was really really funny yeah um her and her mom thought it was pretty funny uh-huh i was put in a bad spot i don't know what to do well no i kind of like try to talk to you about it but i wanted to save it for the podcast i go what was the feedback on vd and you're like oh we gotta talk about it we gotta talk about it because the three other people in this room eric randy and brett they all found out what her last name was and they said dude you should have just went with that true but i think now that you mentioned it that it's her last name i agree with you that we shouldn't put it out there but i think we should stick with vd though i agree i'm gonna

stick with vd yeah initially i'm glad. I'm going to stick with VD. Yeah. Initially. I'm glad you are. Initially, you know, your nickname is Dumbass Tyler. That is a dumbass move that you didn't just say, you know, her last name. That would have been a cool nickname. I found out way later, probably five weeks in, that what her last name was. And that would have been a cool nickname.

Well, my intentions were like, I didn't want to bring her into that side of my life just yet yeah into the hollywood celebrity lifestyle okay well it's like mega below z list celebrity celebrity so she's cool with vd yeah she's cool okay so just to recap we went to medieval times well half half of the room did and you introduced her as vd so i got to meet vd yes was that your first time randy meeting it was my indeed my first time meeting vd wow and she's cool with it yeah she really likes it um she loves you oh sweet she was a huge fan of you before she started like going out with me yeah so when she met you she admitted me later she's like yeah i had a fangirl moment like oh wow this is the first time i've met what about randy though because she wanted randy to follow her on instagram you bring that up oh okay okay what happened here we go everything was going fine i mean i i came to conclusion that she is indeed a female version of tyler okay and uh i

mean it's not a bad thing i mean mean, they work well. You know, they're both similar. They mesh. They mesh very well. And so we were at Medieval Times and my girlfriend and I, we had this thought. I was like, you know, I saw this one night and I thought to myself, he has long hair like Brett. I wonder if he's, you know, into metal, all those sorts of things. Maybe he's just a weird horse guy or skater so my girlfriend and i on some uh some free time we had i was looking up like i was trying to find the knights to see like oh let's see what their social media is exactly and so then tyler saw what i was doing and i explained to him and tyler goes yeah so that's a pretty that's a pretty you're really like a creepy stalker guy

no i'm just curious and then and then i guess vd decided to insert herself into the conversation and she's like oh yeah just like how you haven't followed me back on instagram oh i was like oh yeah good one you got me yeah god you got me there and so then i was like all right fine follow me on instagram i showed her my phone i let her follow her make me follow her yeah she pressed the button come to find out she's not even following me oh Oh, really? What the hell? Wait, did she unfollow? No, I guess she never even followed me. Really? This whole saga of, you're not following me.

I'm like, you're not following me. What the heck? For the record, I thought it was funny. Of course you did. Of course, because she's just like you. So now I feel like maybe you're a stepping stone to try to get to Metis and break up his relationship. Oh, no. Here it is.

Sorry it can't happen, VD. So now that we have VD out of the way, that's her nickname. It's set in stone. It's over for Tyler. We found out that Nick Soundwave, his lady doesn't have a nickname, so I think that's the next thing we gotta work on. I'm not giving her VD, that's for sure.

It's already done, right? Learn from the error of my ways. We gotta already clean that up once. Can't go back. Are you gonna come up with a list? I mean, how do you want me's already done, right? Learn from the error of my ways. We can already clean that up once. Can't go back. Are you going to come up with a list? I mean, how do you want me to do it, guys? I don't want to butcher it like Tyler did. Well, you can have a list.

You can offer up some stuff. Don't have any bad ideas. I don't. Yeah, I mean, so yeah, I won't toss up a bad one. I think you should come up with a list. I think that was really fun. Okay, yeah, I'll come up with a list. Do you want me to do it now or off the top of the dome? Yeah, I want you to really think about it. Okay, yeah. Come up with a list. I think that was really fun. Okay, yeah, I'll come up with a list. Do you want me to do it now or off the top of the dome?

Yeah, I want you to really think about it. Okay, yeah. Come up with a list of 10 nicknames. Okay, so AIDS, gonorrhea. I think it won't take five podcasts to get it locked down. No, no. Yeah, we'll knock it out. I'll bring up a list for next week, and then we can toss it out.

Preferably names you wouldn't call a small dog yeah no true oh yeah he had daisy and then harley on the last podcast and we called my friend and i asked him what's the name of your two dogs and he goes daisy and harley how was i supposed to know that i mean come on so that was one event that we're out at medieval times thank you to everybody that listens to the woody show went out to that event it was sold out it was such a blast it was awesome i want to give people heads up on this podcast right now we haven't mentioned it on social media or on the woody show october 18th is gonna be my birthday party so if you listen to the woody show we have the menace birthday month and every year we have all these you know things that we do but we've never had an official party this time it's happening again october 18th set the date it's a free event in the evening come on out to morongo casino all right so no

matter where you're listening you have enough time to prepare to come out and party with us. Now, usually, don't quote me, we give out something. I want to do like a secret giveaway for the people that listen to this podcast. So at the end of the party, that's usually when we do whatever the giveaway. We have like some item that we. Are you talking about like the Tyler Scott poster that was handed out at the end? Yeah, at the end. Or like a t-shirt or something like that.

So that usually happens. The OG pop sockets were at the end of one event. Yeah. So while they're doing that, I want to have like a secret code word for the people that are doing those giveaways. And if they listen to this podcast, they'll give you an extra item. Ooh. So I'm trying to get that together as soon as possible. So again, set the date.

Morongo Casino, October 18th. We want to see you there. I have another idea. That night, I would love to record a podcast with everybody after the party. All right. So look for a What's New podcast on that date. This could be a potentially drunk podcast, right? No, it's going to be totally sober,

Tyler. God, Tyler. It's going to be a drunk podcast? Oh, really? After a big party at a casino? What? Oh my God. All right, take it easy. Calm down. Well, I do have a brand new recorder that we can use, too.

That's right, you do. Tyler, you should gamble your minivan and see how much you can win. One microphone. We're giving away Tyler's min do. Oh, hell yeah. Tyler, you should gamble your minivan and see how much you can win. One microphone. We're giving away Tyler's minivan. Oh, yes. Just kidding. No, we're not doing that.

We should buy off Tyler's van just to give it away. Wow. Okay, whatever. So speaking of casinos, over the weekend, spent the whole weekend in Las Vegas. Nice. Got to hang with Woody and a couple of our mutual friends. It was so much fun. Have to give a big shout out because right when we landed, of course, the first place

we went to was Joe Coy's Restaurant. Yoji Japanese Fondue. I'm telling you, if you're in Vegas, you got to go to this restaurant. Okay, here's a pro tip. So everyone, they fly to Vegas. They stay on the Strip. This restaurant is not on the strip pro tip use lyft it takes you about 20 minutes to get there but it is worth it it is so

good save enough room for the dessert i messed up and i didn't do that i had too much meat i enjoyed the meat too much and i got too full yeah and. And then later that night, myself, Spicy Nacho, Woody's wife, and a couple of friends of ours, we went and saw Janet Jackson at the Park MGM at the theater. It was badass. I do give it a 7 out of 10. I think the playlist could have been slightly better, more hits. She had a couple of new songs in there that I didn't even know.

But, you know if you're drinking you're having a good time you're gonna have a good time regardless yeah so we're out all night and then the day before that i was at medieval times so i didn't sleep at all but of course i had to wake up early because i was looking at a bunch of wedding venues with spicy nacho i think we might have found one don't know yet still gotta you know lock it down but we went and checked out a bunch of wedding venues that night and then later that day we hit up the mgm pools that's so that's usually what we do every single year with our group of friends they have a pool party at the cabanas on the lazy river and all we did was just drink all day and saw so many

woody show listeners and thank god i have the water shirt because i ain't out there trying to take no photos with no listeners with my bare chest man i got caught up in some pictures where i wasn't the main focus i was just kind of in the background yeah sasquatch in it just walking yeah that's how you know what shirt not to wear anymore my god yeah we'll add that to the list yeah add the whatever shirt that was onto that did that happen to you today because you walked in this morning, I saw you wearing a certain shirt, and then 20 minutes later, I see

you wearing a different shirt. Yep. I haven't done laundry in a quick minute, so I put on whatever shirt I had in the closet. Maybe this is just a fat guy sort of thing, so, you know, Brad, Nick Soundwave, maybe you don't understand it entirely. I've been there. Don't worry. You put on a shirt, and just right when you put it on, you're like, nope.

Nope. Not going to fit. Just throw it out. Yeah. That's not going to fit today. So I put on the shirt that I had on today, got here, and I sat down. I was like, you know what? The last thing I need is for me to have to reach for something high up or bend over at

a weird angle. Then everyone's going to get a bunch of glimpses of things they don't need a glimpse of. So I need a new shirt. Well, you're going to keep on wearing black shirts until you get in shape right yeah that's a pro tip even when you're not entirely in shape and you wear black shirts you still look like you're a little bit in shape i had one i saw one of the it guys he was leaving after he uh did something for uh sea bass and he's like hey man you've been working out a little bit yeah do you know what look good as a fat guy pro tip white shirts never do it never

never ever but you gotta be careful the black shirts because half the black shirts now are warm water wash and you put them in the cold and they shrink yeah really yeah okay here's a legit question because i have been having that problem when it comes to washing my stuff do you separate your clothes cold from warm yes yeah yeah black shirts always wash cold uh-huh and then soft and if you can air dry air dry yeah don't throw it in the dryer but how much more time does that take to your clothes though because i look at all my stuff i'm like well just be like me and get a bunch of eight dollar black shirts right and have 200 of them i'm with them too like i've bought a bunch of like three four $3, $4 shirts from Walmart. Also, pro tip, especially when you're gaining weight and you're feeling bad.

Okay, you stretch the shirts when they're still wet. You pull them on the sides a little bit. You pull them down a little. We learned that from Bert Kreischer. Yeah. Question. Did Tyler just say I boughten? I said I bought.

No, you didn't. You said I boughten. Do I have to go back to the tape? Yeah, let's play right here. I boughten. I bought you said I bought Do I have to go back to the tape? Yeah let's play right here I bought See? I bought I'm just going to shut it down

Don't worry man I'm not a master of the English language at all English is hard man So let's see we've had him do a mic feedback off air We had him do a cough off air And now I'm boughten. I boughten. Great job. Anyway, so we spent all day at the pool.

It was super fun. And then, of course, we got to go hit dinner. So we hit up Emeril Lagasse's restaurant. Rip. That's in the MGM Grand. It is so good. I got the salmon. Highly, highly recommend it.

I'm trying to give you all the pro tips for vegas everybody now the number one question we got over the weekend woody and i off of social media was how are the grasshoppers right did anybody see that i saw that i saw the videos that was insane yeah yeah thousands and thousands of grasshoppers Luckily, we were in a spot where it was too crazy, but just swarms. Look it up online, grasshoppers, Las Vegas. And apparently this happens every 20 years and they're just drawn to the light. So during the day, it wasn't too bad. We're at the pool and you'll see some dead grasshoppers on the side of the pool. A grasshopper was on my friend. I had to knock it off her arm but at night dude i saw some videos and i was looking at the videos and i thought to myself there's no way you can't walk anywhere without stepping on them which i have no problem stepping

on a bug but it just it's a it feels weird it's most of them everywhere most of them that were on the ground were already dead i don't know what the lifespan of them are but there was thousands of dead ones. Too long. Outside my hotel, they said they probably had to clean up about 20,000 of them out of the front door. Did you see the video of the grasshoppers on top of the Luxor? Yeah.

And then the bats were flying and eating them. What a great day to be a bat. Circle of life. The bat finally got that Vegas buffet, man. Good for you, bats. Good for you.

So I went to sleep early. I slept all day. And then I had to check out another wedding venue. After that, hit the Aria Buffet. That was fun. And just a heads up, in the park area outside the Park MGM, there's a Hello Kitty Cafe. I saw. It's fire.

You can see a photo on my Instagram at Menace, M-E-N-A-C-E, at Menace on Instagram. All right. Is the Hello Kitty Cafe, is that multiplying everywhere? Because at first it was just trucks. Now it's stationary positions in front of tons of places. Like even in Southern California, there's like three permanent locations. Yeah, it's expanding like crazy. I remember back in the day, I had to go to Hello Kitty Cafe, and it was only in a mall in Hawaii.

Wow. And that was it. Now they're all over the place. They're popping up. People love the Hello Kitty, man. I've noticed Hello Kitty as a brand is making a resurgence. I went to a store, a whole storefront Hello Kitty champagne or whatever the bottle of Hello Kitty drink is. Hello Kitty's never going to die, man.

Never going to die. For life, full game and tatted on my chest. Are you? Just kidding. Damn it. So speaking of Las Vegas, I have a bunch of questions for everybody. Yes. Because coming up is the iHeartRadio Festival. We're all going to be there

September 20th and 21st. It's going down. So it's a Friday and Saturday. The whole crew, we're going to be there. And we've talked about this. Tattoos. Yes. Are we doing the tattoos?

Everybody's still all in on the tattoos. Let's do it. Yeah. That didn't sound too sure. Yeah. Question mark. I was thinking of saying i was thinking about saying something clever i'm like no just that's not gonna work i think rady was thinking of all the different kind of people in his life that would want to kill him

it's not that it's my idea is i wonder what we're gonna get tattooed well i already worked out on my head the schedule because i think we're gonna be on like a pretty tight schedule on everything oh okay so this is my thing yes our our schedule is gonna be super tight so i think when it comes to the tattoo we have to get something like super simple so we have to agree on something what the tattoo is gonna be wait are we all getting the same one i thought that was the plan right yeah no i'm cool with that i'm just curious to what you guys have in have in mind like what what's what's the idea oh I thought we were all getting different dumb ones. Crap.

Oh, we can do it. Look, I'm cool with whatever you guys want to do. I thought we were going in on the same tattoo. We're obviously at an impasse. That was my bad. Jesus Christ, man. Jesus, Tyler. That one was my bad.

Tyler's got mesothelioma. Okay, all right, okay. Well, let's work this out now. Are we all getting the same tattoo or not? This is for life. What is it? This is for life. What are we getting, though?

It seems like Bort is a little hesitant on the same tattoo or everything. Have you gotten messages from other people who say they want to participate? Yes, I have. I got one from one of our buddies, and then I got one from a radio buddy in Vegas who's like, hey, dude, I listened to your podcast. I totally could go for a new tattoo. He's down for a tattoo as well. Okay, so this has to be something small and simple.

Bort, what are your suggestions since you seem a little hesitant? I mean, if it's with all you guys, I would think something fun, something simple, but something that's, again, dumb in a fun way, but not dumb. So I'm thinking either one, something we all love, food. Mm-hmm. Or two, some kind of stupid little character. Whether it's like an 8-bit kind of character or just some kind of character we all agree on. Easy.

What about a pizza slice? I was thinking a pizza slice. That'd be pretty tight. Pizza slice would work. All right. Nick's down wave. What do you think? So, I mean, yeah, yeah obviously it would have to be something

simple because of the time crunch because tattoos can take an ish load of time depending on how big they are and i mean i'm down for whatever dude it's tattoos i love tattoos and i mean it would have to be something you could do easily and something that we could maybe put on our bodies that would of the podcast like a simple like like a, like a simple, like pizza, almost emoji style. Okay. Super simple. It could either be the same pizza slice. Yeah.

Or it could be like each person has a little different topping on it. Okay. Well, I'm just trying for simplicity sake. Yeah. Like Tyler has penises on his pizza. Yeah. Right.

Makes sense. Well, Hey, can you actually make a pizza slice with VD on it? Yeah. Is she going to want to get tattooed too? Like the herbs or something? Is that cheese dripping off of that?

No, sorry. It's not cheese. Oh, God. No, I mean, I was thinking as intricate. When I started thinking pizza slice, I started thinking what else we could do. Immediately, I started going to Ninja Turtle and like a Ninja Turtle hand holding a pizza slice. That's too much then. It's too much. It has to be simple a Ninja Turtle hand holding a pizza slice. Let's see. That's too much, then. It's too much.

It has to be simple. I'm down for a pizza slice. Pizza slice? Pizza slice works for me. Pizza slice is doing. Is anybody going to puss out? No. No.

No. All right. How big are we going for? I'm going small. I'm doing small ankle. And are we going to do it all in the same location or on your body or just different? I think it's just kind of up to you. Okay, cool. I mean, unless you want to be like the sisterhood of the traveling pants or something. No. I think it's just kind of up to you.

I mean, unless you want to be like the sisterhood of the traveling pants or something. No, I don't want to be like the sisterhood of the traveling pants. Wherever it fits. I'm the sister of the traveling pants. Okay. You're doing neck, right? I was actually, Randy. I was planning on her right below my eye.

Oh, of course. Like the game, dude. Dude, do it. I'm not the game, though. Do it. You'll be better. Dude, your mom would love you, and she would totally let you live in her house forever. dude. Dude, do it. I'm not the game, though. Do it. You'll be better. Dude, your mom would love you, and she would totally let you live in her house forever. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Dude, we can call you like the Noid or something because of it. The Noid. And if you ever had to work at a pizza place, you're like, dude, I'm qualified. Look. I'm a diehard. Yeah. Okay, then we got to figure out where we're going to go get that done. So that's what's happening with us in Vegas. Very tight schedule.

I also would love to record a podcast there as well if everyone's down. Of course. I think we can do it probably Saturday at midnight. Does that work for everybody? So we're going to have to limit our drinking then. No. Why?

What if you're too drunk to do the podcast? What if one of us does a Menace Reset in the middle of the podcast? I'm a great designated drunk podcaster and engineer. It'll be fine. Alright. Okay. Man, that mobile kit's getting a lot of use. I know. I think

that's when we have time to do it is on the 21st on Saturday night is when we can record that podcast. So guys are down with that. Ripped out of our minds. Yes. Yes. We'll all have new pizza tattoos.

All right. Okay. So that's Vegas. I know on a couple of podcasts we've brought up that we would die to go to Alaska on our Alaskan cruise and we have some time off coming up and we wanted to make that happen. We try to work with the cruise. Are you eating candy right now, Tyler? I can totally hear it on the other side of the room what so we try to work with the cruise company and try to make it

happen it couldn't happen and i was trying to figure out how to you know like just fund it myself but i am getting married and i gotta save my money so i'm sorry next year i guarantee we can figure out a way to make it happen but just right now it's a bad time thank you for trying though yeah well i mean we're gonna have this vegas trip it's gonna be super fun pizza tattoos yeah but because of you i now know like how cruises work and the whole pay pay in advance or pay in increments thing is so cool i know so i i have a cruise book for next year yeah and i'm solely just paying it off instead of just dumping a ton of money at one time.

And now I know to get the drink package. Yes. Get the drink package. Do it. It is worth it. Other events coming up. If anybody is listening that's in Des Moines or near Des Moines, the Woody show, we're going to be at the Iowa State Fair, August 16th from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m.

So look for the Alt 106.3 tent. It will be near the Midway. So if you're in Des Moines or you just happen to be in the area and want to come hang out with the Woody Show, we will be at the Iowa State Fair, August 16th, 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. That's on a Friday. Come hang out with us. And I did this out of order because before that Woody and myself are going to be in Wichita

at the one Oh seven three birthday bash. If you want to hang out with us, August 10th, we will be there. We'll have a mean greet set up. So listen to the Woody show and the Woody show podcast to get the time for that. But if you are a Wichita listener or close to wichita come hang out with us at the alt 1073 birthday bash it is going to be super super fun so that wraps up my weekend and all the events that we have going on in vegas vegas vegas vegas but i always like to ask you guys what did you do over the weekend nick soundwave let's start with

you oh yeah i was i stayed local um but i had a pretty eventful. I went to the OC Fair over the weekend, the Orange County Fair. Ate tons of food. Felt like I inched my way closer to diabetes. Yeah. Anything stand out? Well, I had these donuts from there. They were probably about the size of a computer screen. Yes.

And they were topped with another syrup. So I had a chocolate Reese's cup one. Oh, yeah. And then I helped my mom eat some of her uh maple bacon one so it was uh it was a food filled weekend for me for sure i had this also this little pineapple cajun shrimp bowl where instead of a bowl it was a big pineapple that you kind of ate the shrimp and rice out of it and yeah oh that's the best i love that dude it was so good had some good beer all weekend and it wasn't too hot wasn't too crowded so it was actually a very nice day on saturday the oc fair is legit i like i like

going to the oc fair more than the la county fair i just i feel like it's a little more spread out i had a couple people that i was there with say that they like the la county fair but i think i guess it's each their own but um it's not too crowded when i went it wasn't too hot because we've been going through a little bit of a heat wave here in la but it was actually very tolerable a really nice day on saturday for me yeah and it's good that you got out because i know just like me you just recently moved yeah sometimes when you just recently moved you don't have that much time to get settled and every weekend gets taken oh dude we've i was actually talking to my fiancee about this uh yesterday oh man when was the last time we just had like a Saturday or a Sunday?

It's going to be a while. We're thinking back to like May. We're like, oh, we moved. We had this barbecue. We had this birthday. We had this, this, this, and that. And then we got home yesterday about 2 p.m. And I'm like, do we got to go anywhere?

No. And I'm like, all right, 12-pack of Modelo, TV on. I'm chilling for the rest of the day. I know. Spicy Nacho and I moved about eight months ago. We're still not set up. Yeah, we have a couple. Our room is still a thrash.

Like, our room is not set up at all. We have some boxes around the living room with our roommates and stuff. But I feel like we'll probably move in completely in January, probably. All right, nice. About three or four months from now. Sweet. Yeah, it was a nice weekend. How about you, Tyler?

I stayed local. And by local, I mean super local as in i really didn't leave my house no way no so wait is vd coming over the house now it's more me going over to her house okay which is i mean it's all good uh no me and vd um last week in the middle of the week went out three straight nights because we had tickets to three straight things and so this weekend we just slept this all weekend yeah i mean last week we had dodger angel game one night medieval times the next night and then edm concert the next night gee so we were we were just done like sure you're getting

rested i was getting all your ass you're gonna get caught up like randy don't you dare be late to work man yeah no no this morning quadruple whatever counts as five upple checked my alarm clock yeah to make sure that it was gonna go off yeah i'll do this job that happens i'll do that i'll legitimately my three alarms on is it let me check one more time like i literally just saw it five seconds ago, but I'll roll over and check it again. That happens to me probably 20 times a night. Is it on? Oh, is the mute off? Is it on? Is it on?

Is the volume up? I start thinking, what if we have a power outage and my phone's not charged anymore? Should I get an old-timey battery clock to put up somewhere? Don't you lay and you get super, super comfortable? I know I set the alarm. I know I set the alarm. Oh, let me just check it again real quick. I have a physical alarm clock that I have to get up and get up out of my bed and turn

off and even then i still have four alarms on my phone just in case that fails you know that one time you don't check will be the time you didn't do it and then you're screwed you're like i should have checked yeah port what happened to you this weekend you know i was kind of destroyed from san diego comic-con still since we were there for an entire day, and we've had a lot of stuff going on. So I did Food Truck Night on Friday. Nice. But I decided, man, how am I going to make my weekend longer?

How about I just stay up for 32 hours and extend my Friday? And it worked. And then I spent my entire Saturday at home, and I just watched movies, and it was great. All right. We always give crap to Randy about not sleeping. This guy, Bort, does not sleep at all. I try.

He sleeps in super micro increments. I catch up on the weekends, kind of. Oh, man. Come on. His life is pretty much just a series of naps. Yeah. He doesn't have the full eight-hour, seven-hour chunks that you hope for. I don't hope for he does

like i don't know how he's in four here three here i'll pass out for like eight here at some point throughout the week and then he'll be four four four four yep exactly i don't know it works but i will say i did catch up on movies though yeah i finally watched transformers bumblebee oh yeah and i like about. I actually liked it. I love that movie. Four out of five stars. The main actress. Awesome.

There's some teen angst in there. I always say her name wrong, but she is an awesome actress. She's really good. And the special effects. Awesome. I like the focus on the minimal amount of characters. And John Cena wasn't horrible. That's surprising. That's surprising.

That shocked me. But because of that, I was like, you know what? Let me watch a couple reruns. Watch Star Trek Generations for the one billionth time. And then because the trailer came out last week, I rewatched Top Gun. Nice. And? Hell yeah.

Still holds up. Yep, still love it. Except for the volleyball scene. There's something that uh nacho and i have been watching like crazy it's on hbo it's called euphoria people check it out it is good euphoria on hb a lot of people tweeting about it it has one of those hashtags you know when it has one of those personal hashtags or has a little emoji at the end of it yeah you know it's legit yep because they paid to get that like making some effort to this and people are tweeting about it enough for this.

It's got to be legit. It's extremely raw, drug use, sex, everything, and real life issues that people go through when they're on drugs

and how it affects families and all kinds of stuff. So every weekend, Nacho and I are waiting for a new episode now because we caught up on everything. I feel like I lived that life. Yeah. Well, you can rewatch it again on HBO.

Euphoria. Check it out. All right, Randy, what did you do over the weekend? Oh, I went to go see Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. How was it for you? I enjoyed it. People are divided. They said it's lame.

I hate it. It was a waste of time. And then the other people, I love it. I could see how people would think that. One of the things that you're going to find in this movie is a lot of almost borderline mundane kind of stuff going on. It doesn't really make sense, but I guess it could kind of make sense if you think about it. You definitely have to watch it to really understand what's going on. I kind of like it.

But you give it a thumbs up. Oh, yeah. You kind of like it or you definitely have to watch it to really understand what's going on i kind of like it but you give a thumbs up oh yeah i like it or you like it oh no i kind of like the whole like uh filming of uh what's you know like what part of there's the regular day is but at the end it all kind of just mixes in together and makes sense uh i heard someone describe it as um a love letter to how los angeles was before all the traffic can you uh confirm this what it is oh yeah man they all they mentioned lots of cool little parts around la parts that brett and i are very familiar with i'm sure eric too definitely two thumbs up all right now board says he has a story about you and tyler i want to get

into it i know nothing about it so let's find out what it is what's the issue board all right so this happened about a week or so ago but i've been saving it just like yeah andy's t-shirt issue i've been saving it okay and it was a day i believe you had already taken off all right nick soundwave was not here because he was at fox okay and i'm with ran man and tyler and i forget what we were doing. We ended up back in the building. I'm in the restroom, and all of a sudden, Randy bars in the door. He's like, dude, get out of here. Get out of here. Tyler's kicking.

Oh, my God. This was like a month ago. What's happening? Okay, so I told him. Whoa, hold on. Hold on. Tyler's kicking. I don't understand what's going on.

So I'm like, whoa, what are you talking about? Hold on, dude. Let me finish. Let me get out there. Now, this is more about office etiquette now i know we screw around with nerf guns and shoot each other with nerf guns and do other weird stuff i come out to the hallway little crossroad hallway people there's traffic people are walking by yeah so what's happening randy's saying hey look how high tyler can kick so he's having tyler do a flying crane mantis kick into randy's

hand he's like look how high and he's holding it about five feet high in the air and just having tyler jump up and kick his hand over and over again can he do it yeah he can do it it's for my amusement i was like i'll give you a dollar if you can get my hand and he's like all right yeah but tyler's gonna break his ankle well so they're doing this and there's like sales people walking by there's executives sales person that walks by i remember i remember this this was this is definitely not two weeks ago really what's that book you're reading about memory memory master by harry lorraine please okay cool hold on hold on i can guarantee you this was three weeks ago i know that for a fact

all right i don't think it was three weeks ago i think it was longer but why why are we doing that in the public hallway when you i mean there's other rooms you can do it in we're waiting for brett we're waiting for brett because we're all gonna leave so he's in the restroom and i was like hey man i bet you can't hit my hand oh so this is literally when there's like clients walking around where we had started the kicking was in like that little waiting room with all the computer screens. There was no one there at the time. Yeah. And he decided to move into the hallway. And I wanted my dollar, so I went chasing it.

Yeah. I'm not going to make him do kicks in front of where everyone's around and stuff. Hey, man, I bet you can't reach my hand. Oh, yeah. Except people walk through there and there's two other morning shows. Also. Get out of here. Also.

I admit, office etiquette, sure. Yeah. It's not the biggest intrusion of office etiquette nerf guns fun people laugh at that kind of stuff but guy doing high kicks little extra weird i think you know if you go to if you go to some of the top dot coms in the country or even the world billion dollar companies people are having fun with nerf guns okay they're not doing high kicks right there's an example right there dude i'm not doing the billions of dollars people are doing the high kicks okay you encourage the high kicks and you're you're part of it okay here's another thing also i wouldn't have done the high kick if he didn't say

hey i want to see you do a high kick i'll give you a dollar. I bet you can't do a high kick. You never know who's walking around here. Who was it? The CEO of iHeart was walking around here. And then somebody was grabbing some sodas. And they dropped them in the hallway. And they exploded all over the wall. That was this guy right here. Who was it?

That was me. It was Bort. And that was an accident. And that was an accident. But out of nowhere the ceo of the company is right there and then soda is just playing spraying against the wall and they're always giving tours yeah there's always and that is a major intersection for people walking through it so i texted eric nick soundwave right afterwards i said i cannot be left alone with them i can't

wrangle them yeah it's like two wild children. I can't do anything, man. And so what do I see the next day? Instagram story. In Tyler's studio. Just in case you didn't see it. Of them doing the high kicks again. Okay. In the studio, I think it's fine.

Whatever. It's funny. But yeah, on the hallways where, you know, people who might not know what the heck is going on at a radio station, maybe clients, maybe leave the high kicks to, you know, the other rooms that we have around here where it would be out of sight. Fair enough. If anyone wants to see the high kick video, I will put it on my Instagram.

All right. Of course you will. Yeah. Well, no, give the people something to do. Hold on, follow me on Instagram. No, no, no, wait, no, let's do it on the What's New Pod Instagram. I will tag you so people can follow you.

That works. So it can just live there. At What's New Pod on Instagram. Follow us. So one last question for you, Menace. How do I wrangle them? Or do I just walk away like I did? Just say, hey, you know what?

I hate to be the Debbie Downer, but I've done this plenty of times to Randy. Maybe that's not a good time to do this right now. No, Menace will cut something off if he thinks it's not appropriate. We brought up a conversation Randy was having down the hallway last week. I don't want to go into the topic of it

because obviously we're trying to cut it off. But literally, Menace said, he's saying what? It was out the door in two seconds and Randy came back around the corner like he got in trouble. It was a passionate conversation. It was an the door in two seconds. And Randy came back around the corner. He got in trouble. It was a passionate conversation. It was an educational conversation.

Don't make me cut your microphone. I'm not. I'm saying stop. He's doing what? He's talking to who? No. Did you see this movement? I know it's been around for quite a while,

but it's starting to come up again since October is coming up pretty soon. People want to move Halloween to a Saturday, the last Saturday of the month. More and more people are getting behind it. I actually support it because it doesn't make sense. Like kids going out in the middle of the week, they have to go to school the next day. Parents have to go to work the next day. I get it. Some parents, they do have to work on the weekends. That sucks. I feel you. Do you support it? Yes or no?

Moving Halloween? No. I don't support it. Why? It makes sense from a logistical standpoint if you're an adult. Probably because he doesn't have kids. No, not just that. But if you're like... I'm looking out for the parents.

But if you're an adult, you remember those... Why do you need parents, Randy? Oh, my God. When you're a kid, you remember how many Halloweens got cut short because it was a weekday yeah and how miserable these kids no no no easy passes for these kids these kids aren't just oh good stay out all night don't let us learn from our mistakes hell no okay let's do high kicks to the office but apparently moving halloween sucks exactly i'm already thinking i'm like somebody who's gonna have a kid probably in the next four to five years yes let's get the paperwork going. Let's get it going.

So by the time I have like a five, six, seven year old, it's already in motion. I already got that Saturday, Sunday ready to recoup after. You're selfish, Randy. I'm not super selfish. Shut up. I'm not selfish. You know, if I didn't have fun, no one else gets to have fun. I know.

You're that old man who yells at Clark. That's you. Get your cane out, old man. Look, man. I'm looking out for everyone's safety. It's Saturday. It's going to be dangerous. Okay.

I'm not saying Saturday won't be turned up and then there's going to be a bunch of parties. I'm sorry, guys. I didn't realize you guys didn't care about the safety of little kids. Oh, yeah. But no. You know, you can make a certain amount of hours, official hours that you can go. And it's not like where it's at anyways hinders the partying around it. Now it just will centralize it because now there's these days where it's on a Wednesday,

so it's like, do you have the Halloween party the weekend before or the weekend after? Yeah. Now you just set it on a centralized Saturday every year. You get that weekend and that's it. You don't have this weird carryover onto the before or after. Yeah, I agree. All right. Well, I mean, if this becomes set in stone, then I will.

I'm not sure, but if it's one of those things where people just show up at my house on a Saturday, I'm like, no, I'm not giving you candy. It'll be official. I know, but once it becomes official, I'll be down. So if they move it to a Saturday and people come to your house, you're going to answer the door and be like, oh, it's not the 31st, you don't get no candy. While you're waiting in your cave.

I don't understand what I just said. If they make it official, they do the Saturday thing. Sure. Am I missing his argument? He doesn't want people to show up on a Saturday, but he's okay with them showing up any other day of the week? How does that make sense?

In the middle of the week, wouldn't he have to work the next day? I already know what's going to happen. I'm like, okay, today's the 31st, Halloween. People are coming for candy. Right, so it could be like any other holiday where it's, this is the holiday, but it's observed on Saturday,

just like President's Day. Hey, it's on Friday, but we're observing it on Monday, so kids have Monday off. It's similar. Thanksgiving's not on the same number every year, but you're ready for it on that. That was it, the third Thursday of every number? Yeah, the third or fourth day.

Exactly. All right, well, look, I'm just team kid safety. I'm like you guys. I'm looking up the top. Oh, okay. It's all right, you know, but hey. And then parties for adults wouldn't start way later

at night before the kids would already be back. Think about it this way. Kids, if they go on the middle of a weekday, they're going to get home late, all sugared up. They're not going to go to bed till late. They struggle in school the next day and who knows? Maybe they're tired. They walk across the street, didn't pay attention because they're tired, got hit by a car. It's all your fault. Thank you.

And also, since we're talking about holidays, we don't really acknowledge Columbus Day anymore. Let's take one of those extra holidays that we don't use. And even a guy that's not super into football at all, it should be a national holiday after the Super Bowl to have that day off, right? I am for this for one reason only, and I think Eric will agree with me. Because if my Falcons or his Bills win the Super Bowl, we're going to be drunk as hell and hungover the next day. I would think you would agree with me. I could be wrong, though.

I knew the second the Super Bowl came up, and he's pointed at me. I knew he was going to make a comment. But no, yeah, I get it. I was actually going to make a depression comment about him losing to the Patriots. But I get it. No, I'm totally down for it. I'm totally down for it, honestly. I don't know.

I feel like Eric is just a sports enthusiast. Eric could probably get blitzed during the U.S. Cricket Nationals or something. Dude, I was up at 7.30 a.m. drinking, watching the women's soccer game. I watch it once every four years. Women's World Cup, that's the only time. But no, I'm always down for more time and sports recuperation time, for sure. Yeah, so you're all in on the day off? I'm all in, yeah.

All right, so day after the Super Bowl, Halloween observed on that Saturday. Plus, every day is Halloween, so might as well make a couple days of the week, right? Any other new holidays we need? If we're going to do it for that, we might as well do it for WrestleMania, too. Good WrestleMania! WrestleMania should already be a holiday. It's the only day everyone acknowledges pro wrestling. It's a staple in American history.

How do we get all this stuff approved? I don't know. I get the White House on speed dial? Somebody run for city council. Tyler's going to run for president. Alright, everybody. Well, I. Tyler's going to run for president. All right, everybody. Well, I think we're out of time. I hope everybody wrote down all the dates on where the Woody show is going to be at,

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That is it, everybody. Anybody else want to shout out anything or say what's up to anybody? Hoppe sent me a text today. He says this week he's going to have on Miles, the guy who's in charge of all of our cool songs with the woody show no way that's awesome taint smasher himself smasher himself guacamilos guacamiles dude that guy is super talented he's crazy he actually is the one that made the intro that's nothing compared to what

you can do what's so funny is that when you meet Miles, he seems sort of quiet. He's super quiet, yeah. But, I mean, I don't know firsthand, but I've seen comments from where he used to work out because he's based out of Cleveland and the whole state of Ohio. And the people there talk about how crazy he is and how insane how wild he is. And I just can't imagine him being that crazy or wild. I saw a little bit of that at

the Tenacious D show. Nice! Rip! Yep, he gets a little wild. Yeah, we gotta to hang out with him. Be sure to tune into that podcast then. Tyler. Ah, that is it. You want to say, VD, I love you. Thinking about you.

823-637-143. We out here. VD for life. What, what? You know? I wasn't sure if that was a phone number or what the heck. It's old school pager code. All right, Bort.

Wow, that went right over his head. No, no, I got it. I got it. Look it up. Pager code. Wow. I can speak in pager code all right board wow that went right over here i got it i got it look it up pager code wow i can speak in pager code it's crazy were you able to type in t9 word without looking see that's the first thing i remember that was my like peak middle school was holding my cell phone under the table and not having to look at it so i would do like the one two three space one two three three yeah no i never really got into that because i was all like old school pager code and then uh when that was happening they had the motorola two-way pagers that were big and i had two-way pagers oh okay so yeah i might had a flip phone or like the

yeah straight up so i had to do one two three for a one two two for b and then after the the two-way pagers it was a t-mobile sidekick and then all my friends were on i wanted that was really bad when i was a junior in high school. I had the original, original, the black and white one, and then they went to color. You're always jealous because they always had the little aim online green dot and you're like, you're at school.

And like, dude, how are you online all the time? Flip. Got on my phone. Dude, it ruled. Okay, Bort, anything else? Just everybody keep watching those skies. Everything you know is a lie. Yep. And hopefully we see Dildar again soon.

There it is. Shout out to Dildar. Dildar. Follow him, at Dildar the Alien. All right, let's wrap this up. What's new? What's new with Menace? Outro Music