What's New Podcast - Leaving for Alaska, EDC Weekend Fail, New Movies, Austin's Birthday & More!

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

On this epsiode we talk Leaving for Alaska, EDC Weekend Fail, New Movies, Austin's Birthday & More! 

What's new with Menace? What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of What's New Pod. I am Menace, I'm joined by Bort aka Brett. He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show, a morning show that you can hear across the United States and around the world on the Woody Show podcast. We are just joined today by our friend coming to us live from New York, California. That would be our friend Tyler who prefers to be solo because he Says that Julianne Eric and Randy interrupt him way too much and he has very important things to say

I will say that one of those three is factually correct We won't let everybody guess which one it is. You mean the important things like You mean the important things like It's hot in here We'll get to it in a minute Of course we're gonna be leaving next week and I feel like we've been talking about it for months. We'll be on the Disney cruise to

Alaska and I definitely want to record a podcast where we have everybody on the podcast so we're gonna have to figure out a day to do that. But real quick, don't forget myself, Bort, and the whole Woodyody show crew we're gonna be all together at morango casino resort and spa june 21st That is a Saturday for the woody show prom that's going down with the spasmatics and DJ Scottie Fox We have a bunch of giveaways and it's just gonna be a good time. Again, it starts at 7pm, 21 and up.

Free to enter. Get details at PartyWithWoody.com. But I pretty much just told you everything you needed. Now, roll on through, come party with us, and have a good time. Now, speaking of good time, it's finally here. The Alaskan Cruise. Are you ready? Dude, I'm...

It's slowly still creeping in. I'm not gonna lie. I've already started packing I have about like a great teen or 16 shirts ready to go All new luggage what this man is prepared. I'm bringing like no joke like maybe 20 pairs of underwire Wow, you know, yeah, so We're just making sure we have everything like I bought like a 12 pack of socks. I bought extra shirts. I bought extra flannels because obviously the weather's gonna be a little bit colder. I even got my snowshoes prepared just in case, dude.

You just never know what this is. Now ask me what I've packed. I am very curious. One carry-on. One, you have one carry-on for the whole thing. Yeah. Have you met him? You're a wild man. Yeah, there's no way. Yeah, I mean I have my jacket. I am gonna bring the snow shoes because we are gonna be walking around on a glacier and then yeah just my regular clothes some I don't know some hoodies and that's about it.

But I mean just bring whatever you feel you need. Just remember you and I are living together. I mean just bring whatever you feel you need just remember you and I are living together So don't take up too much space that is true, which reminds me I will be bringing you earplugs at night because I still do stuff that does happen dude I just thought about that last week. I go wait a minute. I forgot how much this fool saws logs You know what? I'll pull back the curtain a little bit. I just thought about you snoring last week. And I go, oh, is there any inside cabins available that I can buy this guy?

They're sold out! I think the reason why I'm overly prepared is because this is my first, like, big trip. Whereas Menace has done this a lot before. Like, he's done the whole I'm overseas, I'm on a cruise. Cause I think it was like last year you were on a cruise on Ibiza. Yeah, out of Barcelona through Italy and stuff like that.

Yeah. So Menace is used to this stuff. I am not. So I'm trying to get everything figured out, trying to get everything ready to go. But we are here, man. And I totally forgot, this is your first cruise ever, right? Yes, dude.

This is my first time out of the country besides in Sonata, Mexico. This is my first cruise. This is easily the farthest north I'll ever be probably in my entire life. So like there's a lot of factors at play here. Well, I'm excited to have you come along. I'm we talked about this what six years ago, five, six years ago about how I wanted to go to Alaska And no one would want to go with me, and you said you were a hundred percent down so our vision is coming together

I'm very excited about it now Do you have a couple days that we're gonna be at sea and I was at Target yesterday, and I was thinking okay You Did mention should we bring some Lego sets? Oh God, I did and I was thinking I go, huh? All right Well, we still want to do that Lego meetup where everybody else is together. Yes, but you know what Tyler might be right I mean, there's gonna be plenty of things to do on the ship. There's a movie theater. We can watch a movie We can do a bunch of different things But there will be some downtime where we could maybe put some Lego sets together

But the question is if we do do that do they have to be Disney themed Lego sets or can we go off script? Well that that leads into me interjecting here saying is it just Disney or the Disney umbrella because that it yeah I did see Marvel Star Wars all that stuff Pixar What do you think Tyler as much as I would love to build the Jaws scene of the shark eating the boat while we're on the boat, Disney umbrella is probably the best way to go here. And actually, you know what? Star Wars, Marvel, not a bad idea.

That's something to think about. All right. And then we can just bring him to board and have it be in his brand new studio that we're in right now, which is awesome. Oh yeah. I'll get display cases. I really wanna, so I have a Hall of Fame wall in here, bring him to Bort and have it be in his brand new studio that we're in right now, which is awesome. Yeah. I'll get display cases. I really want to.

So I have a Hall of Fame wall in here, which I've shown on social media and we've talked about before. It has Randy's taser prong, Randy's eyebrows, different text messages from Tyler, Randy, a note from Julianne, stuff from Eric, lots of different things, Photoshopped images. From, remember our listener,

SuperSonication. Yes. He made a couple images there that are on the wall. I think we need to broaden the Hall of Fame horizons here with display cases. Yes. I think the Lego sets would be a great addition. Oh, one other thing that I want to bring up.

Yes. Have you been researching the stops, Tyler, of where we're gonna be because there's one stop Juno, Alaska has this place called Tracy's crab shack that has crab legs as big as your forearm, dude You already know I'm gonna be there man Like I'm not even kidding. I was telling my brother about this yesterday one of the things I'm really excited about when you get to Alaska is about this yesterday. One of the things I'm really excited about

when you get to Alaska is literally the freshest of fresh seafood that you've ever had because they'll be serving you seafood that they, no joke, caught two hours before. Yeah. And like, I am so stoked. Like, Boiling Crab is my spot over here. I love that place.

Any place that has seafood, I will be there no matter what, dude. Well, switching subjects you're gonna get all the recap and in real time stuff just follow us at the way show on Instagram and then at menace on Instagram and speaking of the woody show a lot of shout outs to heavy-t this week on the woody show yeah yeah everyone's excited for you to be on the boat and we're gonna have you to work too oh Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Well the work thing I'm very excited

I spent 45 minutes on the phone with Tyler yesterday about the work. Okay good. We're prepping you early boy. Noice Oh, I was gonna say Tyler. Have you heard that Woody is shortening your name on the air? You are now. Oh, yeah, the DAT DAT I'm dat DAT I'm DAT Dumbass Tyler, which was like an airport code. I love it. It sounds more lovable. Doesn't it? Yeah DAT in the building dog No, I like I like DAT. I would rather do that because it's also very short We're like there's nothing wrong with the dumbass Tyler name. It's a little long Like, there's nothing wrong with the dumbass Tyler name. It's a little long. That's the only thing, is that it's slightly long.

Oh yes, because Heavy T on Air is not any shorter than that. Well, Heavy T on Air is my username. Make sure you follow me at HeavyT underscore on Air. But, like, but Heavy T is very short. Dat is pretty short. I like dat, that's good. Speaking of Instagrams, I wanna thank everybody. Now, the last podcast I put it out there, I said,

hey, if anybody knows anybody in the film industry or that works at a movie theater or just Know somebody that knows somebody in general Where I could watch the f1 movie before it comes out like just if there's an early release somewhere Because it comes out June 26 and that day I actually leave for Europe because I'm gonna go to the British Grand Prix and check out F1 overseas, which is awesome, but I'm like, I want to see this movie ahead of time. So on the 25th, they do have screenings, but they were all sold out. But check this out, guys.

A lot of people reached out to me on Instagram on my contact. Again, you want to hit me up, hit contact, don't DM me, cause I don't read my DMs. They gave me all these different ideas, they're like, hey, check out this movie theater, check out this movie theater. Movie theaters I forgot about are like United Arts Theaters, Regal, all that kind of stuff. And they had some screenings that were available.

But check this out, I didn't know this, but AMC has an even earlier screening on the 24th. What? And I got in. Really? So I'm super excited. So I got my tickets. I'm ready to go.

Now, these are tickets that I just bought, but if you hear about any VIP screenings, hit your boy up. But let me play a little game with you. So I guess AMC has this pre pre pre screening available over all the other theaters Okay, guess how much tickets cost per ticket? Let's see like early advanced. Okay, so let me Thinking of a normal ticket right a normal ticket. This is a normal screen, right? Yeah normal Standardized screen usually about 20 bucks ish $35 all right say

20 $30 a ticket. Oh, damn, dude. That's $30. You don't even get an IMAX for that. No, it's just a standard. And I'm fine, because I am definitely going to go back and watch an IMAX. But I have access to it.

I get to see it. I'll be happy. You know, that actually makes sense, because last year, me and Randy went to go see Twisters about a week early before it came out and now that I think about it that ticket is about uh 30 bucks so that makes sense totally worth it though but uh no shout out to uh AMC ironically I'm going there later today because I am taking my dad to go see the newest Mission Impossible oh sweet nice I thought you were gonna say Lilo

on Stitch uh you know what I am am going to see that one eventually. But Mission Impossible, my dad took me to go see the third one when that came out. And that was like 2006, 2007. Ever since then, whenever there's been a new one, me and him have went like opening day. So I'm treating him right before I leave because it comes out literally the day before I leave. And we're going later today. Found a really early screening at three in the afternoon so we don't have to stay out too late

and be good to go, man. I'm excited. This is a two-parter. Didn't we all see the first part of this movie? We saw part one. Yeah, we did see part one. All together? Yeah, so this is part two.

I didn't see part one with you guys, but I will say there's been so much about Mission Impossible, this movie, and press releases and trailers and everything for it. I think I'm gonna go watch all of them again. Whoa! They're all on Amazon Prime right now for free to watch. I think I'm gonna binge them all.

I loved the first one. Absolutely loved the first one in the 90s. And then I meant to watch all the ones since then and never did. Wow. So I think I'm gonna go on. So the first one is great. I personally am not a big fan of the second one because the second one is like every 90s,

2000s cliche you've ever seen. But the third one on, it literally seems like each one gets better than the last one. It's so good. I like Simon Pegg. So if it has humor in anything, I'm gonna watch. So I really wanna watch these. Also, can we bring up the fact that Tom Cruise is a madman?

Because he's been doing like all this press stuff for it. This man came out and said he eats like two to three things of popcorn per movie. That is why, how many kernels get stuck in your teeth? Dude, you think that's crazy? So I was watching an interview with Simon Pegg talking about the movie coming out and everything. And Simon Pegg was like, he literally was bringing footage to Simon Pegg's house to show Him clips of the movie. He was flying his helicopter. He's like hey can I land in your backyard? Yeah, so he actually had a mo a landing pad in so Tom Cruise knew where to land the helicopter to hand him the thumb

Drive to watch part of the movie Wow and he did it you're like isn't that cool? What you just love a helicopter do that just live in life man. But he says he's not gonna do a Top Gun 3, or he's not gonna do any more Mission Impossible, but he wants to act until he's 100 years old. Yeah, and one other thing that Simon Pegg mentioned that I thought was funny, he sees Tom Cruise doing all these stunts, and he straight up say, I was waiting by the phone

because I'm just expecting the insurance company to be like, yeah, Tom's dead This one finally got him what I'd love to see him act in at a hundred menace Maybe you'd agree a sequel to interview with a vampire. Oh, that'd be great But old Lestat he's age he's like a brooding he doesn't even need any prosthetics Let's talk to him about it. I love that. At 100, I have another idea. He can remake the mummy correctly this time,

but he's the mummy. I don't think we should bring that one back. Maybe Brendan Fraser can come back and be the mummy movie. I would like that. I would like that. Also, did you see the new trailer for Jurassic World the rebirth? You're all in or all out. Yes

Yes, I will be there. No, but this is this is one of the movies where like I said We saw it a week before it came out. I'm gonna try my best to see this a week before it comes out I need to see I'm all for it. I want to see it I'm gonna see it but the plot line is a little sus in the trailer the plot line if you don't know is We got to get DNA from the dinosaurs, but the dinosaurs have to be alive You know what I'm fine with it We are because here's the thing you go into the movie. There's dinosaurs. They kill people. That's all you need to know man That's all I need to know so full send give me this movie give me all like the gore that's in it

I this is something I will eat two or three things of popcorn for like this is happening okay I'm so excited for it speaking about fossils and dinosaurs there's a famous museum in Chicago called Field Museum and guess what's coming next year? To the Field Museum in May of 2026 Pokemon fossils exhibit Let's go Come on, dude. No, I'm excited turn my mic. Oh, yeah This thing is already so popular that they have to do like a sign up just for people to buy tickets YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEE E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E I wanna go and I like museums, but I actually really wanna go. It's beautiful.

It's a wonderful thing. Tyler, do you wanna go? Yes, also I've never been to Chicago, so double yes. Oh my God, we can take Eric's son to his first museum visit. And you can knock out two baseball stadiums, Tyler, on your list. Yeah, I'm very well aware,

so they better both be playing when we go. They better both be playing. And if Woody has his pilot license, which he will buy then you can fly us there. Yeah You love Chicago I say we do it will Tyler get at the plate. Yeah. Yeah, remember Tyler's a big aviation guy That's right. Tyler was gonna get that one plane at the air show a while back now Oh, you know, I I'm not going to lie. I think about that at least once a week. Yeah. I'm not even joking.

One day. Come on. We put it out there about the Alaskan trip. That happened. We'll make this next one happen. Now, like legit, how much are you into aviation? Because I'm going to, you know, present you as an aviation guy to Woody, which he doesn't know this fun fact about you.

Are you going to be able to hang and you should? Yes, not even. So the so I don't know if you guys know about the new Nathan Fielder show, the rehearsal. Yeah. So what he's doing right now, it's an incredibly psychotic way of doing it, but he's trying to make aviation safety safer because pilots don't really talk to each other all that much until they're actually in the plane. So he's trying to be like maybe if there was more of like a rapport or like a friendship there that maybe some of these communication mistakes that happen in the cockpit wouldn't happen as much. And even though he's going about it incredibly weirdly, it's actually a pretty good idea. So so you do like aviation. Yes, very much. Oh, yes. Okay. All right. You you do like aviation, is the answer? Yes, very much so, yes.

Oh, okay, all right. You gotta fly. Very long-winded answer. Yeah, we brought this up. You gotta fly to Vancouver by yourself. You have to go through customs by yourself. This is gonna be all new experience, and it's gonna be weird for somebody that's never done that before to do it solo.

When I said earlier that I've been prepared for everything, I've already called the hotel I'm staying at in Vancouver, hey, can I get an early check-in? Hey, in case that can't happen, can you guys hold my bags until I am ready to check in? They're like, yeah, sure. I called the hotel for I'm staying for the next time. Hey, can you guys hold my bags? And they're like, yeah, sure. You know, blah, blah, blah. I am making sure can you guys hold my bags? And they're like, yeah, sure, blah, blah, blah. I am making sure that there is limited amount of surprises that's gonna happen.

I mean, bad surprises. You know what I mean? Like, oh, hey, you're screwed. We don't want that. I'm a little concerned about this because he's becoming so over-prepared about everything that he's gonna forget something major. I'm so worried it's gonna be something blaringly obvious

and he's gonna be like, oh crap. I made a list and I'm slowly checking everything off. He's gonna be like, I forgot myself guys, I forgot to go. I forgot, yeah, I checked in my bags and everything and then I turned around and was like, well, see ya. And then just left. He's like, guys, I forgot my cell phone in the car.

Oh no. The cell phone thing, pretty bad. I'm glad you're bringing this up because you have to be prepared for everything. I don't know if you heard my story from this past week and last time we did podcast, I was leaving for EDC. And just to recap it, if you haven't heard the story, first day of EDC, I fly out to Vegas, my friends driving in from San Francisco, and he decides, hey, you know what? I want to take a picture of a road sign outside of Las Vegas. He takes a picture of the road sign starts running to his car trips and falls and rolls his ankle super hard and totally gets road rash all over his hands. Meet up at the hotel

he is jacked up dude he goes I'm just gonna chill out the hotel just for a little bit there's a new f1 exhibit right next to the hotel. I'm gonna go check that out. I'll come back I come back he does not look good, but he says you know what I'm gonna rally We're gonna drive on over there while we're driving to EDC night one He says you know what I'm not gonna be able to make it I'm just gonna wait in the car while you go inside and get the content that you need to get because I was recording some stuff for the Woody Show

and I won that contest that covered everything. I should show that I actually went to EDC, but we get to the parking lot and he says, there's some petty cabs at the edge of the parking lot. Maybe I can make it in because it's a 20 minute walk right when you park to get into EDC We get to the gates and it is at the racetrack So you have to walk all the way up to the top of the stands and then all the way down to the middle

Of the track where EDC is we get to the bottom and he goes to me. I need you go to the medical tent Oh, no, no Taking the medical tent. They start wrapping his foot. I said, you know what? I'm gonna go get my content I'll come back and I'll check in on you I'll come back and check in on him and he says I'm done for the weekend I mean at that book you call in like pitch hitter or something. Yeah, maybe you could call in Tyler Yeah, Tyler the whole real reason I was there was for him. Because he hosts a national dance music show. If you want to check it out, it's called Ghetto House Radio.

If you love dance music, they've been doing it for over 20 years. It is so good. Just look up Ghetto House Radio on Instagram or just search Ghetto House Radio. I know they have a podcast. You can listen to it. It's great. So when he said he was done for the weekend, I go, well, I guess I'm done for the weekend as well. I book a flight to go meet up with Nacho and my mother-in-law for lunch. I take that flight, we drive, we park,

and the second we park, we close our doors to the car like it's a movie and we hear a massive explosion. We were in Palm Springs when the guy bombed the place. We were five blocks away. Damn. That's insane. We're like, what was that? Maybe it was a gas explosion.

Maybe it was a transformer explosion, or they shoot movies in the area. Maybe they were shooting a movie. Who knows what's going on? All the news outlets, nothing. So I called Brian, our local guy on alt 101.5. He is a local DJ there. And he goes, I'm down the street from where you're at.

My whole house shook. All my neighbors outside, we don't know what's going on. So 40 minutes later, we found out that the bombing happened. I never heard an explosion that loud. Yeah, it's crazy to have something like that happen. The most I've had with an explosion like that has been like, there's been a couple of meth houses that have gone up in North Hollywood.

Sweet. There was a giant transformer explosion behind the Burbank target, like the entire grid went. But it is, you don't know what happened. Yeah. And because of the area, you don't really think, like, oh, something malice is happening. No, you think car accident. like maybe a car hit a pole.

That's what caused it. Yeah. But that's insane, man. Yeah. And luckily that dude only killed himself. And some people did go to the hospital, but they were out within a day. But it's a frightening thing to have that happen. I know people have, you know, obviously there's 9-11 and giant massive things like that that have happened over the years, but- It's confusing. And you don't know what's happening And it really does kind of shock you for the area that you're in because you're like oh, I feel comfortable in this area

I feel safe in this area springs, but I mean I Live two blocks away from the North Hollywood shootout and after that you're like do I really want to walk down the street now? Because a couple guys at AK 47 shot up a bank for hours You know things like that kind of make you go, I don't know if I really want to be around this block for a while. Also makes you think like, okay, I am very fortunate to live in America because this is somebody's every day in another country. Oh, yeah. If they heard that sound, they would have known exactly what it was within a millisecond. Me, I'm just like walking around like whoa what the hell is that that's mentally after when you start thinking about that and I was talking to Valentine from the

Valentine morning show on my FM and I was telling him the situation I said oh I was confused I don't know what's going on he was like the last thing you want to do when you hear something like that is walk towards the situation. But you just don't think about that. Like we as a society now, we want to grab content, pull our phone out. We want to go see what's happening. And it's so funny that he said that because within like 48 hours after him telling me that, I went to because he said that's some information that he told his son, right?

It's like, hey, if you hear some crap going down don't go towards it go away from it and within 48 hours I get this tick-tock of a story being told they're probably listening to our conversation of something that happened in Portland where this guy thought a crash happened and all these people are gathered around and police and so he starts walking towards it with his phone and He realizes oh wait a minute. That's not a police officer This is some crazy road rage guy that has a gun and he shot the guy that was doing the video So that was a perfect example. Don't walk towards the situation walk away from it get out

You guys want to talk about something fun though? Let's talk about something fun. Food news! And you know we talked a lot about worlds colliding with baby medals playing at F1 in Singapore. Some other breaking news happened this week with F1. Disney and F1 have collaborated. They have not announced what they're going to be doing doing but a Disney F1 collaboration is coming soon I'm super excited about that, but speaking of racing this weekend is the Indy 500 Did you hear about the weenie 500? Six weenie mobiles we going head-to-head at the same racetrack that they're having the Indy 500 That's amazing and you can even bet on it on DraftKings going head to head at the same racetrack that they're having the Indy 500.

That's amazing. And you can even bet on it on DraftKings. What? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Dude, and it's gonna be representing a bunch of different areas of hot dogs like Chicago, New York, Seattle.

I forget all the different cities, but yeah, they're all going head to head in a weenie mobile race. This is awesome. So all the weenie mobiles look the same, right? They're just numbered differently. Yeah, are they decking them all out? I think with different colors. Yeah, that's dope man That's so cool. Now I think this idea came from what they did at f1 Miami where they had all the guys in Lego cars. That's right

Yeah, this I think this is gonna be a new fun thing that's gonna happen these pre-races with just wacky stuff and I support it. It should be fun. I'm definitely gonna watch this. Yeah why wouldn't you? It's hot dogs racing. Yeah. Incredible. Hell yeah. This cinema. King of glizzies. How will you be celebrating this race? Will you be enjoying a glizzy or five during this? I will be enjoying a nice Oscar Meyer glizzy Oscar Meyer is my favorite not a sponsor, but should be totally. How about do you love Totino's pizza the little pizza? Yes Well, it's finally happened. You've seen this on social media many times where people put those

Totino's pizza into their ice maker and then they just put a cup up to it and they they fall out now Totino's have actually made a refrigerator freezer that does that Branded yeah, you can check it out on Instagram. You can actually win one. I'm so hungry now. I want it. I need it So let me just double-check this real quick We've opened up food news with Oscar Meyer weenie mobile racing and Totino's pizza rolls that just go directly into your cup via freezer. Yes. This is my Super Bowl Well, how about this our girl Selena Gomez has come out with her own Well, how about this our girl Selena Gomez has come out with her own?

Oreo flavor horchata made with two chocolate cinnamon flavored wafers in a layer of Chocolate cinnamon cream all in or all out straight from Selena's kitchen. I just came I just threw up in my house. You stuck with this for a week. Oh week bro, you can't get away from him. Anyways, before he said that, Selena go Mrs. Orochata in Oreo form? Sure, yeah. Delicious. Tyler? Mmm.

Ten out of ten, we'll be having again. Ten out of ten, we'll be puking in my mouth again. Oh yeah. So that's all I have for food news. Yeah, does anyone agree with that? I do have one slightly disappointing bit of food news. Has anyone heard of that? I do have one slightly disappointing bit of food news. Not gonna lie.

The new Pop-Tart flavors for the Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies. I've seen them in the store. Kind of mid, not gonna lie. It's very disappointing. There's not a whole lot of flavor in it. It tastes like a chocolate Pop-Tart with a hint of mint. Really mint.

Damn. It sucks because they keep on trying to do these Girl Scout infused things. Like even shampoo and stuff like that. And they're all taking L's. That also goes for pop tarts too. I'm a frequenter of grocery outlets, so I get those fun little wacky flavored pop tarts a few six to a year later you know after they fall in all yeah like the Apple Jacks one I got the pumpkin spice one finally yeah it's okay it's just pop stars they got stick to the original flavors stick to the originals and maybe some of the 90s ones after that they just get chemically and kind of weird they're not fun. Cinnamon, cherry, wild berries good. Just the OGs man.

Cinnamon's my favorite. S'mores. S'mores of blueberry man. But once you get past s'mores of that chocolate sundae one, it's not good. Just why? It's not fun no more. Moving on from Food News, I have a question. Now you are the soldier, Brett,

that is standing up and delivering for the whole crew for Austin's birthday, Eric's son. Yeah. Yeah, let's talk about this. Um, has everybody given you gifts yet to bring to the party? Bro, no one's talked to me about anything yet. Oh, I've reached out to everybody. I have talked to everybody and I knew Tyler wouldn't be in town, but still, Tyler, are you have reached out to everybody. Okay. I have talked to everybody and I knew Tyler wouldn't be in town But still Tyler are you gonna be able to go just to ask I've checked in with Randy a checked in with Julian They're apparently too busy menace. I know you're traveling you got BFD coming up. Yeah, Dallas, Texas your FD concert You're gonna be seeing the homie Marilyn Manson, which I haven't even seen yet. So that would be cool

Nobody has said anything about transporting any kind of gift anywhere to the party so or to meet up nothing Well, I gotta pick one up today, and I'll bring it to you tomorrow good because I gotta go get a present I will say that me and randy have coordinated this already So we asked uh eric's wife lianne if she had any kind of gift registry or anything. She sent us an Amazon list. How do you guys get a list? What do you mean to ask that to us? Like, we got to invite. Where was the Amazon list?

I went straight to the source. OK, this is why you always go straight to the source. So we got the Amazon list, picked a couple things off of it. And we're good to go. I love that way more. He'll be delivering them both tomorrow considering he lives about 30 feet from Eric, so. Wait, so you've had the list this long?

You had enough time to like, order stuff and get it delivered? I wasn't aware that you guys didn't have it. Well, I mean, Amazon takes like two days, so it didn't need a whole lot of time. But yes, I have had it done. This is exactly, skeet about bro.

They're trying to do it to outshine us dog So we look like a bunch of scrubs showing up with nothing or getting stuff. That's not on the list I'm gonna be real don't hate me cuz you ain't me dude. Okay. This is what I've been talking about that these two Safari boy it up between themselves and say F all these guys until they need us I don't know if I'd go that far I would I would at this point. Randy's trying to buy me off with a pack of Pokemon cards. Or like, I reached out to Leann and I got this list. Did you guys get it?

God forbid you communicate. You know what? We will take this in stride and we will get it right next year. Can you at least send us a link to the list? Do you still have it? Yeah, I still have it. I can send it to you.

That way, at least if I go to the store. Yeah, figure out what the hell he needs He wasn't even gonna send it until I said something right now Yeah Let me see I'm looking at the invite right now. Yeah, there is no mention of an Amazon list anywhere on this Nowhere, I blame Eric to I mean doesn't love it. I did ask Eric actually I said hey is I blame Eric too. He doesn't love us. I did ask Eric actually I said hey is You know can I get this for a one-year-old and he said you can get a keg of beer for the one-year-old So I was assuming I was just bringing beer at this point and maybe a stuffed animal

That's honestly what I think I was gonna do I mean is Eric gonna listen to this before the he's working in the yard tomorrow That's why he can't podcast with us today or tomorrow What are you thinking? I don't know. I think he probably will listen to this, which is why I'm not revealing what I got baby AJ. No, Randy will listen. Randy will listen to this the moment it's up to here

if we talk crap on him. And I keep on forgetting to call him AJ. Honestly? Remember when they bring up AJ and I go, who's AJ? I just call him Austin. I call him Austin because I want to, when he gets older, all I'm gonna do is get him Stone Cold Steve Austin stuff. That's all I'm gonna do. Oh that's genius. I didn't even think about that. Oh dude it's gonna be Austin 316 shirts, Austin figures, Austin everything. So wait, wait, wait. Oh dibs, dibs by the way. No, no, I'm just saying when Austin churns three, we're throwing him an Austin three 16 party. Yeah.

Oh, and then when he's 21 buying him Austin three 16 beer. Yeah. So you know what? I'm still, I'm going to buy him another book though, because I'm buying him a book to try to prove that time travels real. Okay. Hey, by the time he's old enough, it might actually be real. OK. So what I'm doing, every time it's his birthday, and I get him a book, I write a note in the book. I go, hey, Austin, is time travel real yet? If so, come by and say, what's up.

Austin, EDC 2026, you in or out? Austin, go back to 2014. Find your dad at EDC. Yes. And buy him a round. Yes. Austin, make sure Tyler doesn't buy that car. Yes.

Yes. Wait, but then we never meet him. Yes. We will never meet Tyler then. He'll never be dumbass Tyler. I was going to say you would just never be dumbass. You'd still beat me. I would just never have the nick name to Nick yeah I don't think so I

think that's a back to the future mode we'll see him a race from every image yeah I'm gonna write him a message like hey Austin do do uncle Tyler a favor make sure when you go back in time he doesn't meet certain women I was gonna say that go back to 2018 and make sure he doesn't get VD. Go back to 2019. Do not swipe right on that chicken bumble. Just keep going, man. And then go back to 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, et cetera,

and tell him to stop going back to the well. Repeat once every year. Yeah. Austin, make sure I go to the gym. All right. Well... Time travel's a beautiful thing. Yeah. I'm gonna keep on trying with Austin man

He's gonna come to us one day say Harambe All right guys well Thank you so much for listening this podcast Tyler and I have to prepare for our trip to Vancouver, Canada and Jump on a ship to go around Alaska and enjoy some delicious crab legs and salmon and shrimp and hopefully we'll be checking in with you from the boat. We're going to find a day where everybody can get together and record a podcast. Also keep an eye on social media at The Woody Show on Instagram and at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.

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It was Cal State LA? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had a bunch of LA stuff on. Oh, nice. Well, congrats to him. That's amazing. It's huge. Him and our other friend, Gabriel Iglesias, AKA Fluffy,

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Woody Show Monday through Friday on the iHeartRadio app. Tyler do you have anything to say before we leave? Not really Mission Impossible is gonna rule this cruise is gonna rule I'm excited to visit Canada and have some real maple syrup I might try poutine. I'm excited to visit Canada and have some real maple syrup. I might try poutine while I'm there, see what that's all about. Poutine? Poutine? Yeah man, let's just get this show on the road dude. I'm stoked man. I'm so excited. Alright. Brett?

Yes, I would like to say that we have been bamboozled. Again. By Tyler and Randy. Because I just tried to open up the wishlist and it won't let me open it because we haven't been invited to see it oh I didn't know that I I didn't know that I was gonna get off the podcast yeah I set you the link guys yeah I say the link I don't know why it's not working now you guys come on it's on you guys now well guess what we can't freakin say the list and now we're back to square one

So man, it's let's just go figure this out screw these guys. He got his cruise He he doesn't know yeah, he doesn't need to help us on anything that we need help with right whatsoever No, not all right time. You don't need help remember that I'll remember All your yeah, yeah, just wait just wait till the cruise when I get a. Oh, I can't figure out the microphone. Anyways. All right, we'll see you next week. What's new with Menace? Thanks for watching!