What's New Podcast - Leaving to Vegas, Personal Injuries, Live from Downey CA and More!
Episode Date: September 19, 2019On this episode of The What's New Pod With Menace we cover Leaving to Vegas, Personal Injuries, Live from Downey CA and more!...
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What's new, what's new with Menace?
What's up everybody and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace.
I am your host Menace. I am joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett. He's an audio expert for the Woody Show morning show.
He's also a syndication expert. He helps distribute the Woody Show to a bunch of radio stations across the country.
He has an assistant. His name is Nick Soundwave. What is what is up nick soundwave hello everybody what's up menace he is
also a lover of boards right allegedly we we established that until it's caught on tape um
it's allegedly we also have randy he is a food go-getter he's basically the uber eats of the
woody show he also handles all the video for the woody show and he is a dj himself randy who are you a dj for on what station 106 one crab
radio in bakersfield and alt 98 7 here in los angeles all right we also have tyler tyler the
board op who runs the board for the woody show on alt 98 7 in los angeles and orange county what is
up what is up everybody today is a big day because we are going to be recording some of our podcasts
that you'll be hearing later on the podcast at Lazy Dog Restaurant in Downey, California.
Hell yeah.
It's going to be a bunch of fun.
And they're introducing a new beer.
You'll hear all about that.
And if you couldn't make it to this one, check this out.
We have another one happening October 1st at the Rancho Cucamonga location from 4 to 6 p.m.
So October 1st, Lazy Dog Restaurant, Rancho Cucamonga from 4 to 6 p.m.
You can come hang out with us there.
Rip.
That's dope.
I actually did see some people say, man, I can't make it to this one.
Yeah.
Well, we haven't told anybody about this other one.
I know.
Yeah. Keep your eyes open open you have another opportunity but it is a big weekend it is finally finally the vegas weekend that we have been waiting for the i heart radio weekend and
i just want to ask first who do you think is going to get the drunkest oh i already have my guess
board who do you think i mean i'm a yeesh Out of their own free will, who's going to get the drunkest?
I'm going to go with Nick Sailwave.
That's my guess as well.
I'm putting Bort in as a strong second.
I'm going to go with Nick Sailwave as well.
Oh, nice.
Okay, well, see, I'm okay with that because I have the idea in my mind that I'm going to go into it knowing I'm drunk and I'm going to be able to handle myself.
I feel like Randy or maybe even Tyler might accidentally get more drunk than me and
not be prepared for it. I'm definitely going into the weekend knowing I'm going to be drinking. I'll
be drunk for a good, probably chunk of it. But me as personally myself going into it, I know I'll
be ready for it. I feel like maybe Randy or Tyler will be drunker than me on accident. Like they're
talking a big game and then all of a sudden,
Hey,
I look over and I'm drunk,
but I look over and realize,
Hey,
you're drunk.
He,
he,
he underestimates me.
I'm a big dude.
I can hold my alcohol.
I'll be good.
I'll be good.
No dude.
He said that.
He said that.
But remember like one of our very first podcasts,
when Tyler first got on the Woody show,
we recapped it. He, what was fiesta or was it or the christmas party it was the christmas party oh the christmas party dude
he was wasted he was horribly drunk he was so wasted that i was like afraid to put him in the
vip he was is he gonna fight somebody i couldn't get a vibe on if he was angry or happy.
In my defense, I was not planning on getting that drunk.
That just happened.
Exactly what I just said.
Exactly what I just said.
This weekend, I am planning on getting that drunk.
I got this.
Wait, so you're planning on getting that drunk?
Maybe not that drunk, but I plan on getting really drunk.
See, I don't think dumbass Tyler or Randy
know exactly what they're getting into they're gonna overestimate themselves I don't even think
Randy has by the way Randy walked out of the room for a second he I don't even think he's been in
Vegas as a 21 year old I mean he's older than 21 but he's been once oh one time one time and it was
a very lackluster experience for him.
Dumbass Tyler, how many times have you been to Vegas over the age of 21?
Twice and got wasted both times.
Rookies.
They're all babies.
Yep, yep.
They're all babies.
It's a wrap.
It's a wrap.
They're babies, man.
Yeah.
They're going to get one of the little yardsticks that's a slushie.
Oh, $2 for a shot of 151?
Toss two in there.
Yeah, just do it. And then it's? Toss two in there, and then it's
3 o'clock in the afternoon, and Tyler's
in the ditch with a big bus
flying by him. I see Randy
doing that, because Randy will go the
cheap way. He'll say, well, man, this
is this much. I get this much alcohol.
I'm gonna get wasted, man. I can handle
this. He'll be in a ditch.
Tyler is gonna try to impress people,
and he's gonna fall flat on his face.
Bud Weiser and a shot of Jim Beam for three bucks?
Next, give me two. Next thing you know, he's doing
wrestling chops on everybody.
Chop, chop, chop. And then also, we did plan
so make sure you follow us on the
What's New Pod Instagram page
at What's New Pod. We did promise that
Randy is going to get on the Mechanical Bull
at PBR Rock Bar.
I forgot about that.
I was trying to figure out the time to do it,
but I didn't want to say.
I was hopefully maybe late night Friday or early morning Saturday.
We'll figure it out.
Early morning Saturday, he'll be hungover,
and he'll probably throw up.
Let's do it Saturday.
Okay.
But late night Friday, he's going to go hard very fast Friday.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very fast.
Decisions, decisions.
He'll spit and spew.
Yeah, because on Friday night, I'm going to be at the festival, and I know you guys are
going to go to the festival as well.
I don't know if you're going to stay there the whole time.
It's up to you guys.
I don't know what your plans are.
You guys have solid plans the entire time, because I know I have a schedule that I have
to go by.
And I just want to make sure you guys are not going to be bored, because some people
who are noobs to vegas which i'm not
saying everybody in the room is noobs to vegas maybe they get there yeah they get there and
they're like oh yeah vegas and then it's during the day and they'd have no clue on what to do
are you guys do you guys have solid plans i don't have solid plans but i'm good with rolling with it
rolling with the punches because i've been my sister lived in vegas for 15 years so i'm used
to going there
doing a bunch of stuff.
So me and the wife
have a couple plans already.
We're going to go
to Zach Bacon's Hot Museum.
Check that out.
Going to hit up
maybe the Pinball Museum.
Going to go to a couple
punk rock shops
and drink and gamble.
I just see Nick Salwaev
getting to the floor
and to start pounding drinks.
Yeah, I'm definitely the guy.
I'm definitely the guy
where 10 steps out of the parking structure
and into the casino.
Where is the bar?
Where are we at?
Where is the bar?
I've honestly,
there was one of the last times I was there,
we were there for EDC,
the festival.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So, and we're parking,
you know, our stuff situated
and I'm like, dude,
I've been here for an hour
and I haven't had a drink yet.
What's going on?
So, yeah,
I'm definitely the beers in the hand,
hang out.
I very rarely go places with an
itinerary because I just kind of
go with the motions. I don't have to
do things to be happy. So that's
a good thing for me. I wish I could be
that way.
I wake up on vacation.
Alright, we'll see where I end up today.
Do we have an emergency meetup spot for Nick Soundwave
if he does get plastered?
Are you going to go to a specific place?
Sports book or the bar, man.
That's probably where I'll be.
Do we need an emergency key card to your room just to make sure you're alive?
No, no, no.
My fiancee, Dr. Sunshine, would not like that.
If you interrupt her sleep, she'll smack you.
Tyler, what about you?
Now, I'm a little bit afraid for Tyler.
Let me tell you why.
Why?
Because a lot of you guys are driving there to vegas tyler are
you gonna make it i think you should hit up randy and get a ride with randy no i'm gonna make it
we're totally fine are you sure i'm gonna make it how are you getting there exactly okay just
a recap dumbass tyler that's you know his nickname he got that nickname because he spent six hundred
dollars a month on a truck that he couldn't afford.
So he got rid of that truck.
And now you drive an Astro van or a van of some sort.
It's a Honda Odyssey.
Oh, my bad.
If you're going to insult me, do it correctly.
A van of some kind.
And sometimes I hear that van pulling into the parking lot.
And I don't know if this vehicle can make it to Vegas through the desert.
See, we are going to make it because I am not taking the van.
Okay. So VD is going to drive.. See, we are going to make it because I am not taking the van. Okay.
So VD is going to drive.
Okay.
And we're going to take her car.
So I will make it there in one piece.
What is her car?
Her car is a 2008 Jetta.
All right.
Well, that's better than the van.
Yeah, it's a lot better than the van.
Slightly.
We'll be good.
No, no, we'll be good.
We'll be good.
Okay.
I just don't want you to be stuck in the desert, man.
No, we'll be good.
Trust.
All right.
They do have the Megabus.
That's a buck. You just pay a dollar. You can sit on the Megabus. It'll take you 13 desert, man. No, we'll be good. Trust. All right. They do have the Megabus. That's a buck.
You just pay a dollar.
You can sit on the Megabus.
It'll take you 13 hours to get there, but you'll get there.
No, I don't want to get there in the middle of the day.
I'm sorry.
All right, good.
Well, you got AAA, right?
I do have AAA.
Okay, good.
All right.
He's fine.
So we have the bull riding down.
We have the iHeartRadio Festival down.
We promise we're going to record a podcast saturday night in one of our hotel rooms after
everybody's been partying all day so we'll see if that's even good enough to put up online so you
guys can hear it and then the next day is the big day the pizza tattoo day and people keep on asking
us are you serious are you really gonna do it even woody hit me up over the weekend are you really
doing this yeah you want to join in he goes hell no yeah but all the listeners that have checked in and said that they're going to do it as well
we're doing it sunday 11 a.m pacific standard time so if you get it done make sure you tag us
in your photo so we can repost it at what's new pod on instagram oh look who just walked
through the room it's julianne hi julian. We're talking about the iHeartRadio
Festival, and we've selected Nick
Soundwave as the most drunkest
of the weekend. Do you agree or disagree
on that? Or Tyler, we said
he might be a dark horse on getting the
most drunk. I would say
my two options, yes, Tyler.
Because I think he gets drunk super
easy, and I think, Nick, it'll take
more to get him drunk. Even though he's like 60 pounds. And sissy Tyler. Because I think he gets drunk super easy, and I think, Nick, it'll take more to get him drunk.
Yeah.
Even though he's like 60 pounds.
And sissy Tyler, it'll take him like three beers.
What about you?
What do you think?
Me, I'll definitely get drunk.
Yeah.
The after parties get crazy.
Yeah, but I heard that there's not going to be an after party this year.
I mean, we make our own after party.
Well, then, shoot.
Well, there you go.
It's on.
It is on.
Yeah, I don't know if you heard, but we're recording a podcast on Saturday night after the whole
wrap up of the festival.
Okay.
And that's when people usually get the most drunk.
Right.
That's when I'm planning on it.
Yeah.
That's when we get annihilated until six in the morning.
Exactly.
You walk back, the sun's coming up.
That's a bad idea.
You're tripping over yourself.
It's amazing.
I've already done that once this week.
I don't need to do it again.
I had the infamous move last year
of puking in a glass in the middle
of the club
and then hiding it.
And I just kept on going. I missed it.
I don't know how. I'm usually at every after party.
I was like Houdini with that barf.
It was so much fun.
Show me your ways.
It's going to be fun though this weekend. It's going to be fun, though, this weekend.
It's going to be awesome.
Yeah, I'm excited.
You know when people get drunk, they also injure themselves.
And on the Woody show, you actually helped with this, Julianne, a topic of what was your worst injury.
Right.
And what was yours personally?
Your personal injury.
While being drunk?
No, just in general.
Oh, I've actually never hurt myself before.
No way. I swear. I've actually never hurt myself before. No way.
I swear, I've never broken anything.
Wait till this weekend.
Nothing crazy like cut yourself or anything like that?
No.
No way.
Just other people.
Yeah, I just hurt my stepdaughter's foot.
Damn.
Yeah, I want to ask everybody in the room, since we didn't get a chance to share ours.
Oh, yeah.
Anybody have a really bad injury that they had?
I lied.
I do have one.
Okay.
Okay.
I was a kid, though, so I was climbing a fence, and I was about to jump off of the fence,
and I didn't realize that my brother was right below me with his bike, his bicycle.
Whoops.
I jumped off, and my crotch, oh, my gosh.
I landed right on his bar handle.
It was so bad.
It looked like I started my period
and I didn't because I was like seven
or eight. My mom had to check me. It was bad.
You know, this explains a lot.
Wait, did you end up
going to the hospital or no?
No, see?
Oh my god, and you were bleeding
from the kooka?
Again, this explains a lot.
Yes, thank you.
My mom, she looked at me and she goes,
okay, Miha, you're fine.
You're just a little blood.
You just cut yourself.
I'm like, oh, okay.
It'll help you later in life.
Don't worry.
You're walking like a cowboy.
Yeah, that was by far the worst I've ever hurt myself.
So bad.
I mean, let me jump in real quick when I was a kid too.
I think I knocked out all my front teeth.
I stuck my finger in a wagon.
I had this big scar on my thumb, if you can see it.
My mom was pulling me in a wagon and I stuck my thumb by the wheel
and it scraped off all my skin.
Did she take you to the doctor the doctor yeah she took me to the
doctor my mom would take me to doctors for anything if like an eyelash fell off she would
take me to the doctor so i'm sure if you went to kaiser hospital and checked my book it would be
like a novel yeah it'd be the psychopedia pertanica of of medical files but i think also
what else did i have oh I knocked myself out numerous times.
Once ice skating when I was a kid in Montana.
I think I knocked myself out ice skating again.
I broke my arm skateboarding.
So I have a couple injuries.
It explains a lot why I'm really slow when talking on the radio.
Anybody else have anything?
Oh, yeah.
I think I had a mini list going right now.
I broke out my front teeth.
I messed up my finger. think i broke it and i also twisted the nail around on a tricycle incident dude we're finger brothers i know
uh i face planted when i was young and scraped up my entire face i got cut with knives i got
shocked by a power outlet i got burned by a a stove. But the worst one, I fractured my spine in high school.
How?
I was playing football.
Actually, I was in it.
You played football?
Yeah.
Wait, what?
I played a bunch of sports.
Hold on.
Wow.
How come we're first hearing about this when we talked about Randy playing football with all his touchdowns?
Well, because he made four touchdowns in a single game, man.
Come on.
Come on. You can't top that, Hopport. But made four touchdowns in a single game, man. Come on. Come on, he's an MVP.
But you played football?
I don't know, man.
Sometimes I feel like I say things around everybody else,
and they look at me as if I said something moronic,
and I just shut up.
They don't believe you?
Yeah.
And in football, I got tackled a bunch of times
by this really big guy, and it fractured my spine.
I didn't know about it for three years.
I went to a doctor, and they said, it's just growing pains.
Don't worry about it.
Until I got an x-ray, and they said, you've been fracturing your spine for the last three, four years.
Geez.
Over and over again.
That sucks.
Yeah, it sucked because it locked up one time.
That's how I was walking down the street.
I couldn't move.
Oh, man.
My sister dropped a boulder on my foot one time
I know all this is coming out now that you're talking
You're like remembering all the injuries
I've never been injured before
My big toe
The nail was really loose
And I had gotten out of the shower
My mom's like let me check it
I'm like alright I'm just going to wiggle it
I'm not going to do anything
She wiggles it to the right then then to the left, and then rip.
She yanks it right off.
I had no toenail.
Didn't take me to the doctor.
You know what they had to do to my fingernail?
They had to twist it back the other way.
Wait.
Okay.
I can't take it.
I can't take foot injuries because I have like this weird thing.
Okay.
So every summer I would spend with my cousins at my grandma's house.
So one summer my cousin had a tumor under her big toe and they had to remove it.
Nope.
Yeah.
And then so she doesn't have a toenail because they asked like, because this could come back.
Do you just want to keep the toenail off?
And she said, yeah, it's fine.
She can get a fake toenail put there.
Yeah, or paint over it or something.
It's terrible.
All right, Tyler, anything?
Two come to my mind.
When I was four,
I didn't realize that you were supposed to hold on
to the bars on the merry-go-round.
Boy, you just stood there.
Stood there, flew off. My mom heard heard me scream she took me to the doctor like yeah he broke his elbow
so there was there was that the second one it started early for you
okay well the second one was earlier than that so the second one um when i was a kid i think i was
two my mom said that on our way home, we're walking up
like the little sidewalk to get to our house from bringing my brother from the hospital.
My brother had just been born.
So we're bringing my brother from the hospital.
We had to go back to the hospital because I opened the gate the wrong way and cut my
head wide open.
And I still have a scar on my forehead from when I did that.
Dumbass.
Yes, I know.
It started very young.
It was like the age of like
two yeah nick soundwave you got anything uh i mean yeah i got no broken bones all right i've never
broken a bone but i've had stitches everywhere pretty much i've had on my foot forehead chin
this is all from hockey right no not a lot of them oh really yeah i was a my mom said she used
to realize when i was up from the other room because she would hear thumps like me running into walls as a child yeah so when i was young
i jumped off my bunk bed nicked it on a corner of a dresser slipped out of a bathtub split up
my chin um hockey split up my chin again hockey busted out my teeth hockey forehead uh but my two
worst ones were probably later much later in. I fell off of a fence backwards,
and I took the planters below me to the bottom of my back.
It's always fences.
It wasn't even a tall one.
I just kind of got up, and it was a loose brick,
so straight back onto my lower back,
and I couldn't get out of bed for two days, dude.
My lower back still hurts to this day because of it.
You probably fractured it too.
Yeah, and I never went to the doctor either.
So I'm sure there's something creeping down there.
Nobody ever went to the doctor?
No.
Just whatever, man.
Eventually you'll wake up and feel better.
I fell off a bunk bed onto a hardwood floor
and I hurt my tailbone,
probably bruised my tailbone super bad.
Dude, tailbones are the worst.
Yeah, that was the worst.
But when it comes to fences,
I know so many people that get messed up on fences. Actually, that was the worst. But when it comes to fences, I know so many people
that get messed up on fences.
Actually, you know Kylie Jenner.
Obviously, everyone knows Kylie Jenner.
If you ever look at any of the photos of her,
she has a huge scar on her leg
because she was climbing a fence
and then the leg got caught on the fence
on like a spike.
So messed up.
And just cut her entire leg all the way down.
It's insane.
One of the,
probably the worst one I've ever had
though is I had had a few
drinks. It was a birthday party and I tried to climb
up onto a roof that overlooked a pool
and I didn't make it up
to the roof and I just kind of slid back
and fell down and on the way down
I hit the water
drain and dragged all the way down
so I had cuts up
my entire leg. I have scars on my leg that you way down. So I had cuts up my entire leg.
I have scars on my leg that you could see.
And then I had a cut on my face, on my ear.
The worst part about it was I woke up the next morning late for work.
So I had to rush out of my bed and I get a text from my fiance saying,
what the hell happened?
And she sends me the picture of our sheets and there's blood everywhere in the bed.
And I went to bed drunk, not realizing it.
That's why you picked Exile Wave.
Not only did I hurt myself,
not only did I wake up in a lot of pain,
but I pissed off my now fiance
and she didn't know how to come home
and clean up the sheets.
Hung over and sore like no other.
This is the worst when you actually have to do things
when you're hung over.
And then I went to work work sound editing at the time,
so football highlights yelling at me with a swollen head and arm
and hungover, and it was just the worst.
You're really dating this right now.
Yeah, I know.
Sound editing, this was within the last, what, three years?
Yeah, so you do the math, guys.
I was a big child.
Jesus.
Oh, when I was drunk one time, I was in St. Louis and I was hanging out with Woody and Ravy.
And we went to go see the band Phoenix at this place called The Pageant.
And the boss was with us at the time of their radio station.
And he's just getting me triple shots, triple shots all night long.
I'm getting wasted. Next thing I know, I'm in the dressing room with the band
and we're all drinking beer together
and we're talking about Northern California.
I'm just with them.
It's just me and them.
I have no idea how I even got in there.
And then Ravy finally tracks me down
and finds me.
She's like, we need to go.
I've been looking for you.
It's about to snow really hard.
We wouldn't even be able to get get back so we get back to her house and next thing i know i fell back into her into her shower and i
hit my head super hard and she's she told me the next day i heard you fall really really hard into
the shower but i've i've fallen into so many showers being drunk.
There's nothing worse than being in the shower and going to lean on like a wall and it's just the curtain and then it's the tub and then you just go straight back into the tub.
I've done it.
Seriously.
Who only has a curtain?
Get the sliding glass door, please.
Not all of us could afford expensive showers, okay?
Yeah.
Also, you're in a hotel room.
I've barfed in so many hotel room bathrooms, in their sinks the next day oh it was so worse so it was so bad speaking of vegas
it was my sister's 21st birthday so i decided hey you know what i'm gonna get a huge suite for you
at the cosmopolitan for you and your friends to party for your 21st birthday so i get them that
room and then that
night the chili preppers were playing and i told my sister i go all right all you got to do is to
pay me back at the time you know weed wasn't just available everywhere in vegas just bring me some
weed so she brings the weed to me in the form of a cookie. Well, I don't read the directions.
This cookie was for eight people.
I ate the whole cookie. Oh, my God.
I ate the whole cookie, and I was drinking,
and then all I know is I was watching the Red Hot Chili Peppers,
and the next thing I know, I was in a robe,
sitting in the hotel room with a gigantic table full of room service.
And I look at Spicy Nacho and I grab her hamburger and I take it out of her hand and then I bite
it.
And then five seconds later, I'm like, oh, I got a puke.
So I'm running to the bathroom.
I didn't make it to the toilet and I just puked right there into the sink.
Next day, I wake up and I see all the puke in the sink and it's still there.
It's stuck.
So I had to scoop it out with one of the glasses.
And dude, do not drink out of hotel glasses because that's the kind of stuff that happens.
So speaking of spicy nacho, her mom is coming to town and her dad to watch over our dogs
while we're at the iHeart Festival.
Actually, spicy nacho is not even going. She she has to work but she gave me one request she said you know what before my parents get here
can you please finish packing and can you pack up one certain item and that would be dildar's outfit
that has dildos on it that's in plain sight in our apartment now dildar he leaves his extra costume
at our house for some reason i don't know why yeah but that was one of the requests and it just gets
me thinking about you know all the stuff that you got to pack for music festivals and the number one
thing i always put out there for people and i haven't said this in a really really long time
is bring an extra battery for your cell phone because your cell phone is not going to last all day long and if you're going to use uber or lyft
to get to festivals uh you need a phone that works at the end of the night so i'm all loaded up for
the weekend uh i travel really light though are you are you packing a lot of stuff for the weekend
port no i usually take a backpack full yeah just clothes, whatever I need for that.
I'm going to have a second backpack
for all the gear we need for the weekend,
but very, very light.
As much as I can condense into one backpack, I'm good.
Yeah.
Now, Julianne, are you going to glam out
for the weekend or what?
I don't really.
Are you going to glow?
Are you going to wear Dildar's helmet
while you're out there?
I'm going to ask him if I can.
Because this Friday is supposed to be
the Storm Area 51 thing that got canceled. Well, Friday is supposed to be the Storm Area 51 thing that got canceled.
Well, what happened was they had the Storm Area 51, and then they decided, well, we're
going to put on our own festival, and that festival got canceled.
Do you think people are actually still going to show up or not?
Hell yeah.
Did you see that?
There's actually four events.
What?
Not just two.
There's four.
Look how happy you just got, Bort.
I know.
I'm kind of excited.
If I could make it to Rachel, Nevada, and do everything else we need to do, I would. There's four. Look how happy you just got, Bort. I know. I'm kind of excited. If I could make it to Rachel, Nevada and do everything else we need to do, I would.
There's legit events that are actually going to happen.
So there was the alien stock that was going to happen, right?
That was going to be put on by the people from Coachella.
That got canceled by the state.
The state was like, no, you can't do it.
The cities are like-
There's no resources, yeah.
But the Little Alley Inn, which is the only hotel in rachel nevada over by area 51 it's the only town there's 60 people
that live there it's a total biker stop they took the name and they're gonna put on their own music
festival with about 30 unheard bands then there's still the area the raid area 51 thing that's
happening you can meet up with those people they're camping out for
the night they're not going to raid it but they're going to have a an informational meetup at the
alien research center which is right off the extraterrestrial highway and then the dude that
started it the yeah the guy the guy that looks like bort have you heard about this no okay on
the last podcast we went over this a little bit. The guy that started the whole Storm Area 51
thing looks just like Bort.
But 10 years younger.
And is friends with Bort's
wife on Facebook.
And is liking all of her photos.
And Harding photos.
She's going to train me in.
For a newer, better version.
This guy's famous with the alien community.
I'm slightly not famous. I heard his wiener's bigger too. version. Look, this guy's famous with the alien community.
I'm slightly not famous, okay? I heard his
wiener's bigger, too. That's a lie.
Wow, he does. Well, you're a lot
better looking than him. Oh, thank you.
I feel super special now.
Not cute at all. What do you think his wiener
size is, though? Probably
a shmedium.
That guy, Matty, he's still having a
meetup in Vegas, too. in vegas yeah oh are you
gonna go now though because i thought the wife situation i thought i have that then i had the
whole problem with the zach bagans haunted museum because she's total fangirling for ghost adventures
people too okay i'm screwed oh yeah you're done this weekend i know so i have a question your
wife is leaving you this weekend. Okay.
No, I think I would just creep him out.
Just go up to him and say, I want to be just like you and start acting.
Or you say, I'm you in the future.
I am Terminator.
I've come here to take you out.
I am your future self.
Wasn't there a movie like that with Bruce Willis?
You have a lot nicer hair than this guy does.
This guy's hair looks a little on the thin side.
Yours is nice and thick and full.
Thank you. I barely washed mine.
See, look. It still gets complimented.
Oh, and Dildar is going to be out
there, everybody. Just FYI. He will be
seen, but I think he's going to be
around the Las Vegas Strip, so look for him think he's going to be around the las vegas
strip so look for him if you're going to be in las vegas and request his cameo by the way at
radioalien.com that's radioalien.com he's getting a ton of requests he's in high demand yeah and a
lot of them are i already said before they have to do with fantasy football and people wanting smack talk and guess
what i was triumphant in week two thank you week two that was all you right yeah no i don't ask for
any help at all so just a recap if people don't know i'm in a fan duel competition between ravey
from the woody show and myself each week we pick a different lineup i know nothing about football and the second week i won everyone in this room said that she cheated first week so if you want
to track all that kind of stuff make sure you follow at the woody show on instagram that's at
the woody show on instagram well i think we're gonna wrap up here and we're gonna take the
podcast to downey california to lazy dog restaurant and let's go check in from there right now. Alright, we got on
Dildar's spaceship and now we're at
Lazy Dog in Downey, California.
Say what's up everybody!
What's up!
What's up!
Did we blow it out?
Did we blow it out? Yes or no? Yeah, we were blowing it out.
Okay, let's find out. Let's do it one more time.
You know!
Yeah, yeah. It is our very first live
recording out in the streets and i just gotta thank lazy dog restaurants they've already provided
many drinks and of course you know nick soundwave he cannot go five seconds without i was waiting
he's like can i have the margarita can i have the margarita you guys eucalyptus margarita yeah yeah
you gotta check it out on our instagram at what out on our Instagram, at what's new pod.
That's at what's new pod.
And, of course, we're going to talk to some Lazy Dog representatives,
and they're going to tell us what's going on here because they've been so
gracious to have us out here.
And, of course, we're going to have a ton of giveaways.
Are you guys into giveaways today?
Yeah.
Everybody give it up for Shauna.
She's in the bill.
Right?
Shauna, we're here.
Did I get it right?
That's correct.
I'm really bad at names.
You'll tell me your name and then I'll forget it in like five seconds.
I apologize.
But Shauna's here.
She works in the Lazy Dog marketing department.
You know, people listen to our podcast from all over.
Actually, a lot of people that listen to this podcast are originally from the
San Francisco Bay Area. So Lazy Dog is available in the San Francisco Bay Area and actually in
my hometown of Newark, California. Yeah, I'm really excited about that. But they're not just
in California. They are also available in. So we're available in Nevada. Yeah're also just opened a restaurant in Peachtree, which is in Georgia.
Colorado.
Illinois. We're coming to
Virginia. Sweet.
We're on in Virginia as well.
We're on in Georgia.
We would love to be on
in Las Vegas, Nevada, where I know
there is a Lazy Dog in the
surrounding area, which we're going to be
in Vegas this weekend. Hopefully we can carve out some time to go hang out at Lazy Dog in the surrounding area, which we're going to be in Vegas this weekend. Hopefully
we can carve out some time to go hang out at Lazy Dog.
Fantastic. But we just wanted to say thank you
so much for having us out here. It was great.
Well, welcome. We're so happy to have you
and we hope you guys enjoy the fall menu.
Oh, yeah. People got to check out the photos
at What's New Pod of all the food
right now. It's so, so good.
All right. Can I have everybody give it up for some
Woody Show OGs in the house you know yeah yeah we have leon we have michael we have jackie and i just want to
say thank you guys so much because you guys are true ogs since the beginning of the woody show
and i just really wanted to thank you guys so much for even coming out today you know what do you
yeah all right uh i'll start off with leon leon how do you even how did you even discover the so much for even coming out today. You know? Yeah, no problem. Yeah. All right.
I'll start off with Leon.
Leon, how did you even discover the Woody Show?
Did you already listen to Alt 98.7 in Los Angeles?
I was listening to the show on 98.7, and then it switched over, and when it switched over,
I'm like, who are these people?
Uh-huh.
And I started listening, and then I heard Ravy's laugh, and that's what caught my attention.
That brought it in?
That's what brought me in.
Nice, man.
Michael?
Came across you guys.
Yeah.
And, dude, just from day one, you guys were just funny as heck.
Yeah.
I mean, every day, you guys had something better, something good.
The show was just phenomenal.
Yeah.
And you guys, what I like about you guys, you guys are real.
Yeah, thanks, man. Jackie in the house. Hey, up what's up yeah well i've been a fan of the actual station since it was star 98.7 and it transitioned to alt 98.7 i used to listen to
kennedy what's her name and literally when she I cried. I was such a huge fan.
I changed the station.
Mike calls me and he says, babe, you have to change your bag.
You've got to listen to these people.
This morning show is awesome.
Haven't changed it since.
And I became all in since day one.
Yeah, I think that's what we heard a lot.
Like Leon said, who are these people?
And I think that's the number one thing when it came to the Woody show is just we needed people to give us a chance or just you know have people know that we existed
on the station and I think I have to give it up to you guys who always you know championed the show
and got the word out about the Woody show in a gigantic area like LA and Orange County I mean
with the Woody show we don't take that, and we do appreciate every listener out there,
and especially all you guys, the hardcore people in the Facebook group that I see.
Woo! That's our group.
Out there.
Shout out to the Facebook group.
Are you guys going to get on Discord?
Discord has been coming up a lot.
Yes, we are.
I got on it yesterday.
We are, yeah.
And then I'm like, what do I do here?
It's just a big chat room.
That's another area that people are talking.
You can get a link for the Discord.
If you go to our SoundCloud page, soundcloud.com slash what's new pod.
That's what's new pod.
In the comments on this file right here.
Just look below in the comments and we'll give you the Discord link.
Well, I just want to say thank you guys so much. thank you for joining us we love the show we are all in
we're woody holics yeah and we love you guys no matter what all right everybody give it up for
alex alex what is that alex stopping by right now he's from lazy dog restaurants and there's a lot
of cool things that are happening at lazyazy Dog where you're having this membership program that's happening with the beer.
And I don't know if you know this.
It's Lazy Dog.
You can actually bring your dog to the restaurant.
So there's two different things going on.
But first, let's talk some beer because my crew right here, they love some beer.
Oh, yeah.
So do I.
Yeah.
Over here at Lazy Dog, we have this program.
So every time they come in, when they're a member,
they get their beer off for $2. So pretty much they get the tall beer for the price
of the small beer.
Oh, nice. Yeah. Tyler likes that. Right, Tyler?
Yeah.
Oh, I love beer, man. Beer's great.
Yeah. I do too.
You can probably tell.
Yeah.
I can't say that enough. Nope. I can't say it enough. And also when they sign up um it it's good for a quarter so
it's good for three months yeah and then when they do uh they get an eight pack right away of like
craft beers that you can hardly get anywhere you have a special website set up for that right we
do yeah it's called ldbeerclub.com all right and then uh you could go and then sign up and then
that membership uh code that you get when you sign up, it works for all the Lazy Dogs.
So you can go anywhere.
Sweet. And now you also have a pet club. That's a big thing with pet owners. We like to take our dogs with us everywhere we go.
They're part of the family.
All the time. Yeah. And Lazy Dog, before we even got involved with Lazy Dog, it was a restaurant that popped up dog-friendly.
Now you have a dog club as well. How does that work?
So pretty much how this works is like this.
You come in and you sign up. It works kind of like the beer club where you get some benefits.
You get their dog food for $2 for their meal.
So you can actually feed them at the restaurant.
Yeah, we have a dog menu actually.
And that membership's good for their meal. So you can actually feed them at the restaurant. We have a dog menu, actually. And that membership's good for the quarter.
And when they sign up, they get dog treats.
They get some dog toys that they can take home and have their pups play with.
So it's a pretty cool program.
Well, it's cool because Lazy Dog is kind of like a community.
So you can be at the bar, hang on the patio get something to eat and then
have your dogs hanging out with you yeah and probably is going to be a hot spot for the
meetups well it probably it is already yeah it's you know but this is just going to take it to the
next level and they have a website set up for that as well uh-huh we do It's called pepperspack.com. Peppers, like pepper, like P-E-P-P-E-R-S, pack, P-A-C-K.com.
All right.
Well, check it out.
Dude, Alex, thank you so much for coming by.
Thank you guys for having me.
And hanging out with us and letting us have all these people here.
All right.
Yeah.
Well, you guys enjoy the food.
Cool.
What I love is while we're doing interviews, Tyler is picking out all the food that we
have in front of us.
You can see it at Will's new pod.
The worst part about it is that
he has to almost clear it.
Like, yeah, guys, I'm taking a bite of another piece of food.
He looks at us while we're doing the
interview. He's pulling a piece of what looks like
a pork chop off the middle of the interview.
Yeah, but we're doing an interview with a guest.
Crazy dog corporate sitting right across from him and he's
eating mashed potatoes and pork chops.
He's like, hey, guys, I love the food.
I think this is being blown a little out of proportion.
I like when Alex is here
and he's playing the beer club
and then the pet club and Tyler says,
mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'm right behind him and in my head I'm like,
is this guy really eating?
Trying not to break eye contact but still
reach for the pork chop and mashed potatoes.
Can you imagine how weird Alex was with this guy eating right in front of him?
Like I said, a little blown out of proportion.
Just a little bit.
That is not blown out of proportion.
I think it is.
I'm monitoring and watching you guys the entire time.
There is no video evidence of this.
Okay, we pulled over some listeners.
Brandon and Joel, who follow the fan duel against myself and Ravy.
And how are you guys liking it so far.
You know, Ravy's fantasy update on the Woody Show, Morning Show.
Who do you think is going to take home the trophy at the end of the season?
Is it going to be me, Menace, or Ravy?
Keep it real.
It's okay.
Not just because I'm in front of you right now.
You don't have to say it's me.
Who do you think?
Oh, no.
I'm real.
I'm definitely hoping it's you who do you think oh no i'm real i'm definitely hoping
this you because right you know how ravi is she she's been smack talking since the beginning she's
too cocky yeah she's way too cocky we've been talking about this whole time but uh yeah i was
i was glad i called shenanigans since the first week oh the first week was yeah so are you saying
there should be two and oh minutes right now not, not one and one? It should have because I heard that you won.
I'm like, dang, man, that would have been two in a row.
She would have been pissed.
That would have been awesome.
What do you think?
What do you think?
Well, yeah, I got my money on you, Menace, just because fantasy football,
I mean, I've played it for a few years already.
So I'm kind of a seasoned veteran, you could say.
And really, it just comes down to luck sometimes.
I'm not saying you got lucky, but if you keep picking those Chiefs players,
bro, you're good, man.
That's all I knew was the Chiefs players.
I think the big thing last week was that your sleeper pick
that everybody made fun of, Chark, Chark Jr.,
ended up contributing and basically winning the week for you,
and everybody laughed at you because you picked some guy named Chark Jr.,
he scored a touchdown, had a career day, and won the week for you.
Yeah, man.
Well, thank you guys for your analysis.
Of course.
Hopefully I'll take home another win.
We don't know.
We'll see.
Oh, you will.
Well, I think we're wrapping up here at Lazy Dog.
Everybody give it up for Lazy Dog.
You know, you know.
Thank you so much for coming out.
Don't forget, again, we're going to be in Rancho Cucamonga October 1st from 4 to 6 p.m.
Come hang out with us at the What's New Pod crew.
Plus, thank you so much for listening to The Woody Show.
Let's take it back to the studio. goodbye everybody bye yeah well thank you everybody for checking in
with us at lazy dog restaurant we're gonna do it again in rancho cucamonga also don't forget my
big birthday bash is happening at morongo casino oh yeah october 18th it is going to be over the
top i've had numerous meetings about it
and it's going to be a great experience for all the listeners. Free for everyone. 21 and up.
Morongo Casino, October 18th. Come on out and party with us. I want to give a big shout out
to all the podcasts out there that we are friends with, starting with the Boardcast. What's up?
Yeah. Yeah. Check out the Boardcast. Please do. And just by the way, it's nice to see that you're doing better now and you're putting
out your podcast in a normal schedule again.
Yeah.
Because Randy was trying to take you out with his sickness.
I know.
I had to push a whole episode back an entire week.
Yeah.
So get that at the broadcast dot com.
That's the broadcast dot com.
Big shout out to the Nerd Now podcast with Ravy, Randy, Courtney, and Cameron.
Just go to nerdnowpodcast.com.
That's nerdnowpodcast.com.
Cameron has his own podcast with his girlfriend, Katie.
It's called Mostly True Opinions.
You can go look that up as well.
What's up to the Matt and Kim Podcast?
Just go to mattandkim.com.
Kim is resting and recovering right now, getting ready for that tour that they're going to be putting on.
Make sure you go see them live.
They are a band.
If you haven't heard of Matt and Kim, check them out.
They're awesome.
Play the song Daylight.
You'll become a fan.
What's up to the Sex with Emily podcast?
Just go to sexwithemily.com.
That's sexwithemily.com.
Check out the recent episode that I was on.
Just scroll through and find the episode that says Menace.
Again, at sexwithemily.com.'s up to the ryan hoppy podcast what's up dudes bro bro bro if you
want to be in radio check out his podcast because he has interviews with hundreds of djs across the
country and they talk about their radio career also big shout out to the mothership the woody
show money through friday check it out on the iHeartRadio app.
Just search The Woody Show on iHeartRadio and you can get it.
We're going to wrap this up here.
Nick Soundwave, do you have anything else you want to say?
No, I don't.
All right.
Julianne, do you want to shout out anything since you're here with us on our wrap up?
No, I just want to say thank you for letting me be on your podcast.
No, it was super fun.
We should just replace you with Randy since he had to leave with diarrhea.
Tyler, do you have anything?
Shout out to 805 for being my beer of choice for this weekend.
Yeah, 805.
What, what?
Bort, do you have anything?
Yeah.
Good luck, Randy, with that diarrhea.
Yeah, I know.
Hope you make it out alive.
Yeah, clear it up before this weekend.
All right, guys.
Well, look for our podcast that we'll be recording on Saturday night
at the iHeartRadio Festival.
Hopefully, we'll be able
to turn that around
really, really quickly.
And follow us along
at What's New Pod
on Instagram.
That's at
What's New Pod
on Instagram.
And check out
our pizza tattoo reveals
that are going to be
happening on Sunday.
And that's it
for the What's New Podcast
with Menace.
What's new?
What's new with Menace.