What's New Podcast - Live From Big Bear, Party Cabin, Bort vs. Randy fight, Listener chat and more!
Episode Date: February 16, 2020This week we are live from Big Bear! Some things we go over: The Party Cabin, Bort vs. Randy fight, Listener chats and more!...
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What's new? What's new with Menace?
What's up, everybody, and welcome to another edition of the What's New Podcast with Menace.
I am Menace. I'm joined by Bort, a.k.a. Brett.
He's an audio expert and syndication expert with the Woody Show morning show across
the United States. Damn right.
We also have Eric, a.k.a. Nick
Soundwave, his assistant, who
also works for Fox Sports in the house.
What is up, Eric? Hey, Minnis.
He's assisting. I'm assisting.
I assist a lot. Okay, good.
We have Randy, who works
on the Woody Show. He's also a radio
DJ himself.
That's right.
We're joined by Tyler.
Yo.
Who's been highlighted many times on the podcast.
Yes.
He's the board operator for the Woody Show.
He just caught his breath.
Yeah, yeah. He just caught his breath.
Yeah.
He's the board operator for the Woody Show on Alt 987 in Los Angeles and Orange County.
We are broadcasting once again from Big Bear Mountain Resorts, powered by Jack Daniels
Fire.
Oh, man.
Yeah, buddy.
This time, we did it up big.
So we came in the night before.
That's right.
And we had a cabin.
And how many bottles of Jack did we have?
13 bottles of Jack?
It covered an entire countertop.
Yeah.
So however many you want to think that is.
13.
Yeah.
You can see the photo.
I posted it on my Instagram, at menace, M-E-N-A-C-E.
But there was many shenanigans to be had.
Thank you for saving me some Jack, by the way.
Yeah, of course.
All we did was drink all night, and we played EDM music.
Shout out to Ghetto House Radio, friends of ours.
We played their podcast.
Just search Ghetto House Radio, wherever podcasts are found.
So then we decided at 11 o'clock at night,
we're going to bust out the snowskate when we can't see anything,
and we're going to start just bombing the hill.
And then Randy broke the sled right away, right?
It blew through the bottom, so he pretty much ran over a little tree trunk,
and it blew through and took out his ass on the way down the hill.
I knew Randy's ass was painful.
The craziest thing is, so we wake up today,
because a couple of us didn't get there until a little later in the night,
so we couldn't exactly see the mountain behind our cabin until this morning.
So we get out there and we wake up and we kind of look out the back door
and see exactly where we were sledding and skating down.
There was nothing but stumps and rocks.
There was rocks, stumps.
I don't know how we didn't break a bone, eat.
Honestly, for what we did last night and seeing where we were at this morning,
I think it was a pretty successful night, to be honest.
Yeah, you can see.
No bones, no bones broken, no cuts.
You can see some videos that we posted at What's New Pod on Instagram.
Oh, and then afterwards, we shotgunned beers.
We learned Randy has a very loose throat because he finishes beer in about 1.5 seconds.
I know, right?
For somebody who didn't go to college, you really know how to do college activities.
Loose throat.
You guys got to keep up, man.
Oh, okay, there it is.
Had to get such a loose throat.
I thought Tyler was going to pass out
in the middle of that, dude.
One thing about Tyler,
Tyler was like, dude, I wasn't hammered.
I wasn't drunk.
I wasn't drunk.
I wasn't even faded, dude.
Holy shit.
So later on the night,
when people started calling it a night,
we started playing this game that Eric told me about.
It's like a beer Mario Kart game.
So you try to finish your beer as you're playing Mario Kart. This guy, we started playing this game that Eric told me about. It's like a beer Mario Kart game.
So you try to finish your beer as you're playing Mario Kart.
This guy, we had maybe eight chairs in the area.
He chose not to sit on a chair.
He chose to drink his beer on his knees playing the game.
And on top of that, you can hear him.
He's fading away.
His eyes are closed.
He's like, yo, man, I'm just tired.
Dude, I was tired. He looked pale, dude.
Like he looked green by the end of the night.
Eric was feeding for ping pong balls all night long.
And then eventually, Randy, the next morning, you went out and got some, right?
Yeah, I bought a new sled that Tyler broke.
It's not broken.
It's just very bent.
So once we figured out the whole hillside was covered with stumps,
we decided to bench shot a little further out.
It was a nice-looking hill.
Tyler gets on it.
With a brand-new sled after he broke the one the night before.
This is a foam sled.
They told me at the store, like, oh, the foam sleds are the sleds you got to get.
They're durable.
They work.
Apparently not with Tyler.
Tyler lifts the lid up and the thing folded.
Jesus.
It's done?
It's done.
So I got to go out and got to find a new one.
No, my favorite thing was, so Tyler's just sitting there.
He's not moving because he's folded the sled.
Eric and I give him a push.
He goes flying down the hill, hits a tree, and then starts wiping out and tumbling down.
It was a very fun night.
But why don't we use that duct tape to fix the old sled?
Dude, I had to start putting the snowskate underneath their sled because they were too heavy
because they were pushing down and bottoming out on the trunks and stuff.
Dude, the snowskate has been the best investment so far.
It's been so good. I think, was it you and I think Eric were the trunks and stuff. Dude, the snow skate has been the best investment so far. It's been so good.
I think, was it you and I think Eric were the only ones to have successful runs.
No, no, our buddy Steve, who works at Alt 987, he's with us,
and he was killing it too.
But he's a snowboarder, so he gets it.
But once I saw Randy trying to get on the snow skate, I'm like, oh, no.
Yeah, that was the night I figured out, you know what,
I'm just going to stick to the sleds.
You know what, I want to try the snow skate, but I see Tor L oh, no. Yeah, that was the night I figured out, you know what? I'm just going to stick to the sleds. You know what?
I want to try the snowskate, but I see torn ligaments.
I was just about to say, I commend Tyler because he hasn't been,
he hasn't succeeded to peer pressure and tried the snowskate.
Because, you know, there's always somebody that gets on a skateboard
or gets on some kind of, like, extreme sport vehicle,
and you're like, oh, that dude should have been on it.
And that's exactly what I would think if I saw Tyler 15 feet up the mountain
on a snowskate.
This is not going to end well.
The day is still young.
I might still try.
Oh, my God.
Some Jack Daniels.
Do me a favor.
Please have a medical helicopter on standby.
You'll be fine.
I mean, we have duct tape.
You know, I haven't gone on a snowskate either,
so I'm really looking forward to that.
I think you'll do really well.
I can peer pressure Tyler into it.
But Menace had the best form, man.
You slid onto it.
Yeah, but I skateboarded forever, and I think you'll do well because you skateboard.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Brett, your trucks are, like, super loose.
I think you have the balance down.
You know, most of the things in my life are very loose and very ratcheted together somewhat.
So I think I'll be fine.
You know, duct tape it.
It'll be good.
And big shout out to DC Shoes that decked us out to be in the snow.
Got some nice shoes for the snow skate, which worked perfectly.
Also, shout out to all the jackets.
And they've just been taking care of us since we've been here on the snow.
Absolutely.
You're keeping us warm and safe.
We're doing this again, actually, March 14th.
So we have a little while to come join us once again at Big Bear Mountain Resort from
1 to 3 p.m.
That's a Saturday if you want to come party with us.
And Jack Daniels Tennessee Fire will be on tap.
They have taken it over here.
Also, big shout out to DJ Scotty Fox.
He's on the other side of the wood deck.
Oh, they just brought over some more bottles right now. Oh, there we go. Yeah. How great is it? DJ Scotty Fox. He's on the other side of the wood deck. Oh, they just brought over some more bottles right now.
Oh, there we go.
Yeah.
How great is it?
DJ Scotty Fox is right in the middle of the mountain.
You can literally hear him from pretty much every run that comes down to the bottom.
DJ Scotty Fox is just the soundtrack for the weekend.
Well, that's the perfect soundtrack to have because no one does it better than him.
No way.
You know, one thing I love about the Jack Daniels stuff is that there's so many flavors
that never even existed.
Yeah.
And they were all on display.
Last night at the cabin.
It was crazy.
Yeah, they hooked us up with some Tennessee apple, which I'm very curious to try.
It looks really good.
It's probably the only time Tyler will ever consume an apple, you know.
So it's too hard to explain.
What do we want for dinner tonight?
And Tyler says nothing green and no salads.
I was like, no veggies.
Hey, Tyler.
How about I trade you right here?
Here's a bottle of Tennessee apple from Jack Daniels.
I got the Jack Daniels Tennessee Fire right here.
My favorite, personal favorite by Jack Daniels.
Except, man, straight up Jack Daniels.
I love it.
And then Gentleman Jack.
Gentleman Jack is amazing.
So good.
Funny little note about Tyler.
Last night, so we had some pizzas for dinner.
And Tyler was like, I'm going to get another
slice.
All the cheese, the meat, the kawaii, it was all gone.
All the stuff was the veggie slices.
I didn't see him leave with the slice.
No, I grabbed it.
I was like, there was one cheese left.
That's what I grabbed.
Dude, you know what?
When we were ordering the pizza, I was like, so how many pizzas, guys?
I said, four, five.
He's like, oh, we should go five.
Five pizzas.
Tyler, oh my God.
Tyler's the guy. Tyler's the guy who's like, when he's at, Tyler's 100% the guy when he's at a friend's house.
He's like, oh, I'm going to get some pizza, guys.
Oh, can you get some wings, too?
Yeah, yeah.
We got wings, bread bowl, all kinds of stuff.
You know how you never really, like, you're friends with people, but you never really understand a friend until you, like, stay over the night with somebody?
And I got Tyler pegged to a T-man.
Literally.
Oh, really? We've been up for, like, I know night with somebody. And I got Tyler pegged to a tee, man. Literally.
Oh, really?
We've been up for like, I know, pegged.
We've been up for an hour and a half,
and he's already on the comfiest spot in the front room, football on.
And I'm like, all right, this is Tyler.
He goes to bed, wakes up, and plops in front of the TV and watches football.
I get it. That's my usual Saturday morning.
So Brett was the last one to get to the cabin.
And then so all the rooms are
taking, all the rooms are taken
except for an extra bed
in Tyler's room. And guess what
Borg didn't want to do? He doesn't want
to share a room with Tyler.
You know what's funny?
Eric and I were taking bets. I lost because
he said, how much you want to bet?
Brett's going to roll up, look at the room and be like,
I'll get the couch.
Damn it.
I think you guys forget of how punk rock I am, man.
I will take hobo bats in the bathroom.
I'm in a room with Brett for like 10 hours a day, man.
I know Brett.
I got him.
He said, it's in a room with Tyler.
Not going to happen.
Sorry, not going to happen.
I actually said to Bettis, dude, I don't even need the couch.
You see this chair right here?
I will bring a chair up and make a couch.
The couches in the cabin are ridiculously comfy.
You fall into them. I don't know. I kind of just want to take it up and make a couch. The couches in the cabin are ridiculously cozy. You fall into them.
I don't know.
I kind of just want to take it home, maybe a cushion.
You literally sink into it.
How about a nice leather couch?
How about this?
How about you take the couch, then?
I'll take the room.
I mean, I wouldn't be opposed to that.
Okay, you can have his dirty shit.
Here's the plan.
Here's the plan.
We're just going to get him so drunk off Jack Daniels tonight
where he's going to pass out somewhere.
And Brett's going to walk in the room. Ooh, okay, this bed's the plan. Here's the plan. We're just going to get him so drunk off Jack Daniels tonight where he's going to pass out somewhere. And Brett's going to walk in the room.
Ooh, okay.
This bed's not taken.
Yeah.
I say you two play Mario Kart.
And the winner gets the bed.
Yeah.
Because he was talking all that smack last night.
Because there's one clean bed in the room.
That's right.
That's right.
Dude, I will take you on a Mario Kart.
I will own you.
I want to see this.
I will be drinking Jack Daniels and own you, boy.
We'll see.
We'll see.
Oh, we did have some other guests staying with us.
That'd be Chimmy and Churro, my two French Bulldogs.
Oh, you're babies.
And it seems like Eric is probably going to get a dog now.
I am.
So when you sent the picture, first of all, when I heard that you were bringing your two
little beautiful Frenchies, I'm pretty sure I had the biggest grin on my face.
And then you sent the picture of them in your backseat Coming up to Maui
And I literally screenshot it and sent the picture to another group message
I'm like my weekend just got so much better
And the thing is I haven't been able to have a dog or pet
In my apartment
That I've lived in since college
So anytime
Dude I was petting your dogs
Underneath the table while eating a bowl of cornflakes
I love having animals around me
I just haven't been able to, so.
Dude, they're so lovable, too.
I don't know why they hate Randy.
I know, they do.
They were making out with Tyler at the last night.
Oh, yeah, Tyler.
They like Tyler.
He smells like bacon, so they just do it right to him.
Yeah, Truro's not the biggest fan of me, but Chimmy.
Dude, Chimmy loves everyone.
Chimmy loves everybody.
She loves a lot.
So, when I was walking up, I saw a listener, and I said,
you know what?
Come up a little bit later.
We want to get you on the podcast.
What's your name?
Where are you from?
My name is Ruby Vega and I'm from South Central Los Angeles.
Oh, what's up?
You know me.
Thank you so much for coming out.
Man, I've been meaning to go to one of your events and this one just so happy.
It's even the furthest one.
Yeah, I know.
It's the funnest one.
Yeah.
It's the best one. We're going to be taking some shots a little bit soon. You're down, I know, I know. It's the funnest one. Yeah, it's the best one.
We're going to be taking some shots a little bit soon.
You're down?
I'm down a sample.
I'm not going to run, but I'm a sample.
I have the original, but not the...
Yeah, Jack Dang of Fire.
And then we also have the Apple here, too.
I swear by the Jack Fire.
Yeah.
So when did you find out about the Woody Show?
Actually, I've been listening for quite a while.
For maybe about...
I want to be honest and say... Yeah, it's all and say six months, maybe four months after you guys just started.
Yeah.
So I kind of feel, I just told Nachos stalkerish.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Spicy Nachos here.
Yeah.
I love you guys.
Thank you so much.
You guys have, even on my down times, I hear how everybody calls and say, you guys make
my day.
That's so me.
I swear.
That's right.
Thank you so much.
We appreciate that. Yeah. All right. I love you guys make my day. That's so me. I swear. Thank you so much. We appreciate that.
Yeah.
All right.
I love you guys.
Thank you.
I love that ravey.
Oh, my goodness.
What's some of your favorite segments?
What do you like?
Oh, man.
Well, let me see.
Let me be mature.
No, you don't got to be.
It's fine.
Whatever you want.
Well, you know, Sebas, I know he's the unwanted one, but I love his carton arcs.
Well, his segments are good.
He's just trash.
Yeah, well, I didn't want to say anything.
Seabass, I got you.
You're the homie.
Yeah, thank you.
But, yeah, I love that.
I love, oh, my God, there's so many.
I'm on the spot.
Yeah.
No, no, it's all good.
And then, of course, who's gas?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, that's a diehard favorite.
I was trying to hold that one.
All right, I got to ask a question, though.
Can you, 99% of the time, while you're listening to the car,
when you're listening to Guess Who, guys,
do you know everybody's gas by now?
Yeah.
No, because it changes depending on what you guys eat.
Yeah, yeah.
Because I have this inability to know which ones are Greg's now.
Really?
It's disturbing to me.
It's never pinpointed.
No.
Well, let's take some
shots, yeah? So what do you want to try?
Apple? Both?
Let's do Apple first
because I think that one's going to be...
People don't go to Costco and turn down any samples.
So if you've got the samples here,
don't turn them down.
My friends, who I mentioned
earlier, Ghetto House Radio,
they have a saying that we've adopted on the Woody Show.
And it goes, if it's free, it's for me.
Oh, that's right.
That's what's up.
That's Randy's life motto.
Yeah, yeah.
If it's free, it's for me.
But no, Randy's is like, if it's free, it's for me, even though if I don't need it, I'll take it.
Didn't he do that the other day?
It was something, too.
I don't know.
Eric, what was it? Do you remember? It was like, too. I don't know. Eric, what was it?
Do you remember?
It was like somebody came in.
I hate throwing Randy on the bus sometimes.
But Randy is known for trying something that could be free or trying something that, you know, he took from somebody else and said,
You know what?
This isn't good.
I'm going to throw away 75% to 90% of what I just tried.
He came in one day, and there was a brand-new package of Almond Joys.
And he said, oh, these suck.
Threw them in the trash.
That was a long time ago.
Let's get some shots. Let's pour them up.
Hold on. I got to get this on video.
But I didn't even think this was going to happen.
Do you want to try first? Do you want to try
Jackfire or do you want to try the Apple one?
I'll do the Apple first.
If you guys don't mind.
Alright, here you go.
Thank you señor
Salud
Salud
Salud
Thank you guys for inviting me
No problem
That is delicious
My goodness
That was good
Sweet and delicious
You know what
I might have a new Jack flavor
That's really really good
Wow
My god
I just started with a shot
Behind me Eric just grabbed it On auto So I woke up this morning to have a new Jack flavor. That's really, really good. Wow. My God. I just started with a shot behind me.
Eric just grabbed it on auto.
So I woke up this morning.
I had a couple beers before noon.
It was like, why are you drinking already?
I'm like, dude, you wake up in a different area code.
You don't need a reason to drink.
Yeah, you just drink.
I started drinking at 11, 19.
This is what's up, man.
There it is.
That's what's up.
That's what's up.
You want to try the fire now?
Or what?
Okay.
Let's just keep it going.
Yeah.
I don't.
Yeah.
You can refill mine.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'll do it.
Yeah.
We're staying out here tonight, man.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to walk.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my goodness.
You have to assist me.
That is your job.
That's what's up.
Okay.
Oh my God.
So the video guy just got here. So we might have to take another shot. Are you job. That's what's up. Okay. Oh, my gosh. So, the video guy just got here.
So, we might have to take another shot.
Are you down?
Can I do an apple?
Yeah.
Because that one was mucho caliente.
Hey, man.
Go ahead and leave.
We can have the video guy leave again before this shot so I can get a third or fourth shot.
You know, if that's the reason here.
Geez.
We purposely didn't drive over here this time because we knew we were staying.
So, we said, you know what?
We're doing it up big this time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
For sure.
This might be my last shot though.
That apple's so good.
All right.
So I just want to say thank you so much for being a listener.
Thank you for coming out.
We appreciate it.
Thank you for making me feel so welcome.
I don't know.
Thank you.
We're doing it up again March 14th if you're going to be around. We'll be around. Come hang out with us. Yeah. We're going to be here. Sounds good. All right. Thank you guys. Thank you for making me feel so welcome. I don't know. We're doing it up again March 14th if you're going to be around.
We'll be around.
Come hang out with us.
We're going to be here.
Sounds good.
All right.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye.
So I was checking my Instagram at Menace, and I posted a photo of myself doing the snow
skate.
Yeah.
And we had some haters on there saying, dude, the board's not even moving.
Nick Soundwave, can you confirm?
We have it on video.
I have.
So several. and not only
do I have several videos and tons of pictures
to, you know,
I just took like five
Jack Daniel shots here, so
I'm trying to get through these sentences.
So yeah, not only do we have tons of pictures
and videos, but there was like six takes
because Menace is very peculiar about
social media presence, obviously,
so he's not going to post dumb pictures.
So there was like six takes in the back.
Just going down the snow.
Yeah, yeah.
And he made it down every time.
Honestly, I think Menace has fallen the least out of everybody,
if I'm correct.
There's one video where I ate it pretty hard.
You know what's crazy, though?
When you look at the video of yourself or someone else eating it,
it doesn't look that bad.
And then when you do it, in the heat of the moment, it's, it's terrible.
Like my head, uh, before that I busted the sled.
I went down and, uh, I did like a, I did like a fish tailed almost.
Yeah.
And I hit my head on the fence.
Oh no.
And that felt brutal.
When you watch the video, you have the liquid courage or the Jack Daniels courage.
Oh yeah.
You don't really feel it until the next morning.
And I woke up this morning and I'm like, dude, my knee is so sore.
My knee is sore.
And then I see the videos, and I was using pretty much my ass to, like,
propel me up when I would fall.
Yeah.
Dude, I swear I'm bruised, man.
I won't show anybody, obviously, but I swear I'm bruised on my ass.
Yeah, my knee is all bruised up.
You want me to check for you?
Speaking about the cabin and all the shenanigans,
I did wake up this morning.
I know that Eric alluded to seeing Tyler in the morning all comfortable.
Yeah.
I was the first one to spot him, and he was eating that Captain Crunch that was on the food list.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
What time is this?
What time is this?
We put together a food list.
What's the point of just leaving it there?
On the previous episode, we talked about the whole food list of everything that's in the house.
The hidden gem of the weekend is the 75 boxes of Hot Pockets we have.
I was like, who ordered the Hot Pockets?
I'm like, you guys, that's easy.
It's portable.
You probably burned your tongue, but it's good.
Well, I love that we...
Sorry.
Go for it.
Dude, you're the host, man.
I love that we got all these Hot Pockets and then ordered $135 worth of pizza.
Yeah.
I love that.
I'm like, guys, there's stuff in the
freezer. When I got
to the cabin, finally, I
went through. I'm like, is there any pizza left? Of course, only
the vegetarian because Tyler won't eat it.
And then I go through the fridge.
I want to see what's there. I'm like, dude, we have
6,000 hot pockets. I'm going to eat all these.
And then today we went to the store
to get some stuff and we brought back like six cans
of Pringles.
This is what they bring back. So now he has on Pringles.
This is what they bring back.
So he's like, we're looking for corn chips because we have a thing of salsa.
We didn't find any, so we brought back a ton of Pringles.
Our cabin is basically a fraternity fridge.
There's beer, Jack Daniels, Hot Pockets, and chips.
That's about my house.
That's about three pieces of fruit.
In fact, so because Menace brought his beautiful babies,
they also have snacks.
And last night,
I could have swore
I saw Tyler like,
look at them.
Like, what is that?
Oh, those are for dogs.
And he just continued
on walking.
You almost ate the dog treat?
I did not almost
eat the dog treat.
I looked at the bag
suspiciously
and I was like,
what are these?
And then I saw
a paw print on it
and I was like,
oh.
What's Nacho making over there?
You're so bad, bastard.
He will claim he was not drunk.
He carries liquor.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, so yesterday we started.
He smelled like duck.
Yeah.
So yesterday we started playing pool ride.
Soundwave was there.
And so I'm playing Tyler, and I hit my shot, and then he's up next.
And we're just standing there waiting for him.
Except he doesn't go to the wide ball, the cue. He goes to like the number four like the number 15
Yeah, yeah, I ball and I had sound wave and I like should we tell him does he know this and he's like he's getting
Ready to hit it. Yeah Tyler. That's not your ball, bro. He's like oh
So I've never seen a worse game of pool played then when I was watching Tyler
Because we're like, okay
Let's play you you know, beer
Mario Kart after you guys finish this game. And I'm like,
okay, pool game, not too
long. Yeah, yeah. I'm sitting there watching.
I finished two beers before the game was over. They sucked
so bad. Oh, wow. Look, man,
I have no excuse.
Yeah, pool, bowling,
sports that I think I'm good at, I'm not good
at at all. Are you good at anything? Yeah.
I beat your ass in Mario Kart last night.
No, yeah, he did smoke us in Mario Kart.
Yeah, he was really good.
Like I said, he has no throat whatsoever.
Exactly, because that was the problem.
Sorry, Matt.
That was the thing.
So we had to finish the beer before the race ended to be able to finish the race, right?
That's the drinking aspect of it.
You guys are such wusses.
And Randy doesn't jump off the start line.
He's sitting there.
I look over.
He's pounding his beer in like three seconds.
I'm like, this was a mistake.
I'm sitting there trying to drive with one hand and drinking one hand.
And Randy's like just sitting there with two hands.
Here's a red shell.
Here's a green shell.
I was telling Randy before we came up here to the resort, Big Bear Mountain Resort.
So I'm like, dude, like last night we got a little rowdy.
But today I feel like is
the day because we're starting
so much earlier. We have
a full day up here. We've been, dude,
what do we take, four shots of
Jack Daniels already? I'm slurring
because of the Jack Daniels already.
It's not even two in the afternoon. That's nothing
because your opponent has arrived.
And we talked about this the last time.
The last time that we were here.
I've been drinking since 9 a.m.
Yeah, I was ready to go.
Last time that we were here, we were talking to super fan Leon.
What is up, Leon?
How are you doing?
Nice to see you.
Hey, what's up?
Move Tyler out of here.
How's it going, guys?
Yeah, you've been drinking since last night,
but I've been practicing all week, my friend.
Good, good.
Hey, do you want to just take Tyler's spot
completely? I heard it's his last day on Monday.
Yeah, last day.
So, Leon, if you don't know,
if you haven't heard him on previous podcasts
or on The Woody Show or on social
media, Leon has multiple Woody
Show tattoos. He's that all in
with The Woody Show. And
when we were here last time,
we had Leon on,
and we said, you know what?
Leon, are you going to do a shot race with Nick Soundwave?
All right?
So we're trying to figure out how we're going to do this.
It's like, who can finish the shots fastest?
So should we – it shouldn't just be one shot.
It should be three shots. Like boat race style?
I don't know about five shots.
Yeah, put that five down.
Leon put his hand on five.
We had a listener in here just ten minutes ago.
We took three, four shots with her.
I think three is the perfect number.
Yeah, three shots.
You guys are going to roll me into the all-tree team truck after this.
Jesus Christ.
How about we give three shots of Jack Daniel's Fire Whiskey right in front of you guys.
Yes.
Ready to go.
Randy, move out of your seat. Okay, here we go. Eric Right in front of you guys. Yes. Ready to go. Randy, move out of your seat.
Okay, here we go.
Eric, in front of that microphone.
Oh, he's doing full shots, too.
Jesus Christ.
Not even halfies.
That's perfect.
That's perfect.
Not even halfies.
We're going all in.
No, dude, it's all right.
Pour whatever, dude.
Pour whatever, man.
Yeah.
Look, you either do it all the way or halfies.
Yeah, don't be a...
Tyler, hold my jacket.
Yeah.
Tyler, hold my hoops. Hold on.
This is what I've been resorted to. I'm just holding people's
stuff down. That's number five,
six, and seven in the last 30 minutes.
Yeah, yeah. Alright.
Do you want me to choreograph this? Do you want me
to do a count of three, go?
Oh, boy. Here we go. Hold on. Wait. I need
an official countdown and intro here
so I can, like, prepare myself. Okay. Alright.
Here we go. Okay, ready? The official Jack Daniels Tennessee
Fire. Shut up. We have
Leon Woodyhollux number one
or number two. Dude, I'm shaking. I'm so nervous.
Number one versus
Eric Nick Sailwave slash Taylor
and we're going to go on three.
One, two,
three. Hit it.
Go Nick, go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
A little spillage, a little spill it. Go, Nick, go. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh!
A little spillage, a little spillage.
A little sloppy, a little messy, but it was a photo finish.
All right, all right.
Just a quick recap. I'm going to go roll down a mountain.
Just a quick recap.
The shots went off.
They went double-fisted and hit those two shots really quick,
but then the sound wave just came out the gate with the quickness on the third shot
and hit that shot and won.
That was the transitions, you know,
because you're going for speed,
and these are, you know, little plastic shot glasses,
so there's a little spillage.
You're worried about, you know, missing your mouth,
and the third one, you've got to put two down,
get one back up.
Leon, what happened?
It was the hand movement.
I think I noticed, Leon, didn't you go left to right?
You didn't save the middle one.
Yeah.
Eric saved the middle one, so his
emotions, he just kept flowing.
Not gonna lie, when we said three,
I whispered into Randy's ear,
I'm like, do you think I could throw three shots
into my mouth at one time?
I saw the cups, I'm like, nope, that's all
going down my neck. Leon,
thank you. Good job.
Dude, you are a hero.
There's many more events. There's no losers in this because we got three shots of Jack Daniels here out of this.
You just get to take on Tyler or Randy at the next one. But your winner, Ed...
Jack Butter Shot Champion!
My fiancee right now is shaking her head trying to have me gatorade.
She gave me the look like, don't get messy.
Tyler? So we're joined by, what's your name? Where are you from? Gatorade. She gave me the look like, don't get messy.
Tyler?
Yeah.
So we're joined by, what's your name?
Where are you from?
I'm Brandy.
Yeah.
And I'm from Pasadena.
All right.
I'm Travis.
I'm from Pasadena as well.
How many shots have you had?
A couple.
We support this. Yeah.
So you listen to The Woody Show.
Every morning.
Nice.
Thanks so much for coming out and hanging out with us today.
How did you hear about The Woody Show?
Do you remember?
Instagram?
The IG, how'd that happen?
Well, I am.
Yeah.
I've been listening to for about five, six years now.
Yeah.
It's really fun.
Dope.
Thank you.
Yeah.
So the Instagram thing, also like in our first year of doing the Woody show,
every time I do something social media wise, people go menace.
You're crazy.
You don't know what you're talking about.
You know, you're wasting your time.
I've actually had bosses tell me that before.
With social media, we can convert people over to listen to the Woody show.
And right there, that's a product right there.
Absolutely.
So yeah.
Thank you so much for proving that I'm right.
Well, we loved your story last night. Oh, thank you. So, yeah, thank you so much for proving that I'm right. Well, we loved your story last night.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, yeah.
So what are some of your favorite segments?
Guess Who's Gas.
Guess Who's Gas.
Yes.
Okay, I just asked this question to somebody else, and I'm going to ask you, can you tell
somebody's fart by now?
Oh, yeah.
Because you've listened for so long.
Because you said six years.
Yeah, can you analyze the fart?
Is there anyone's fart?
Not everybody, but anyone's fart that you're like,
that's a Greg fart. You can't tell whose fart it is by
the noise. You have to smell it.
Oh, really?
That's a soul of an interview.
Because Greg, I always wait for that little suck back
that he has on every fart.
That was Greg.
He pulls it back in. But you hear it off air.
Yeah, yeah.
So we have a bunch of merch,
right? What do you show merch? I want to ask people,
is there any other ideas, like sayings that you
wish that we had t-shirts of or anything
like that? Like, we've never come
out with like a you know shirt or
I'm pumped on the party shirt.
On the party shirt? That was for my birthday.
That was for Metis' birthday. That was for my birthday party.
I'm down with it. Do you think we should
put that up on the merch store?
The party shirt?
Yeah.
Or at least a Friday turn-up party or something kind of merch shirt, right?
Something, yeah.
I was thinking of a hashtag Randy is a dick shirt.
Oh, true.
Or don't Randy it.
Or hashtag don't spend $600 on the lease.
Oh, yeah.
Tyler.
Tyler, come on down.
Don't ask Tyler.
You're getting a shout out right now.
All right.
That'd be a dope shirt.
So have you seen Tyler's progression?
Again, you've been a listener for six years.
You've seen everybody come and go on the show.
And who's here?
And your first introduction as Tyler is that he spent $600 a month on a lease on a truck.
Did you go, why do they have this person on the show?
Yeah.
Is this your first?
Everyone has their place.
Everyone has their place in the hierarchy.
Just so you know, Tyler's at the very bottom.
Is this your first time seeing Tyler in person?
It is.
Yeah, what do you think?
Impressed?
He's a good-looking guy.
He looks like a guy who would spend $600 on a car.
Looks like you're a type of crazy.
Yeah, yeah, true, true.
It was so much fun to have you out here.
Thank you so much for hanging out with us.
Thank you, guys.
Thanks for inviting us.
We love there.
We're here all the time.
Nice.
If you don't know, I've been shouting out on the podcast.
We're going to be back March 14th, a Saturday.
So if you're here.
We'll be here.
Come hang out with us.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Come say hi.
Hell yeah. So if you're here, come hang out with us. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah.
So Tyler has been pimping a concoction that he wants to happen with Jack Daniels. So the Jack Daniels apple and the Jack Daniels fire.
Yes.
We need a combination of the two to have something come out like Apple Jacks.
It would be great.
I am promoting this.
Jack Daniels, if you want my phone number, you can DM me.
I will give it to you.
Because they don't know how to put two bottles together.
No one wants your phone number.
You're probably right.
Okay.
Bort wanted to talk about how Randy screwed him over.
So Randy's.
Let's get this out.
Hold on.
Tyler, try the Apple Jacks.
Okay.
So we have mixed a shot of Tennessee Fire.
No, no. We have mixed a shot of Tennessee Fire and Tennessee Apple.
Okay, here we go.
This is the mixture that you've come up with.
This is the Tennessee Fire and the Tennessee Apple.
Here we go.
Alright.
That may be the smoothest thing I've ever drank in my life. Okay, so it was his idea.
Of course he's going to say that, so let me try it.
We're out of apple!
We're out of apple! Here's the thing. Of course he's gonna say that so let me try it While I do agree it was probably incredibly smooth yeah, I do think Tyler's at the point now where everything just tastes like water yeah
Company wants is it's it's hey we round out of your alcohol because it was so good
Yeah, here's the thing is that the more I I drink, the more everything just goes down like water.
Yeah.
Believe it or not, that's how it works.
That's how it works, bro.
That's what I've been saying.
Oh, my God.
Okay, here.
Go ahead.
I'd love to hear this, please.
All right, Port, set it up.
Go ahead, dog.
So we're coming out to Big Bear Battle Resort.
We've got to stay together tonight, guys.
Please don't get too crazy.
No, no, no.
We got to vent this out.
We got to vent this out.
Okay.
We got to vent this out.
Okay.
I will say this very professionally because I'm a professional as opposed to most of the
people here except for Menace and Eric.
Okay.
Hold on.
Let him say it.
Why do you get so defensive all the time?
Because you keep talking.
Just say what you want to say.
I don't get it.
Just say what's on your heart, man.
He's building it up.
Dude, she's painting a picture, Randy.
Calm down.
That's not a plug for Tyler.
Okay.
We're painting a picture.
Everybody calm down.
Okay.
So here's the thing.
We're coming up to Big Bear Man Resort again for the second time of a few visits, right?
What's the next visit we're doing?
March 14th.
Right.
March 14th. If you want to see us again, we'll be back up here. visit we're doing march 14th right march 14th if you want to
see us again we'll be back up here so we're coming up second visit we're here right now
we were planning on how to get here because the first time we thought we were all rolling together
yeah and then all of a sudden last minute everyone rolls separately it's me and menace rolling right
the second visit we find out we're staying over yes it turns into a two-night visit and i'm like well
here's the thing i have a lot of work to do on friday every friday i don't know if there's a
possibility me getting out early enough for this to happen plus it's valentine's day i like to see
my lovely wife she's gonna hang at home she can't leave okay right uh randy is the only one on the
text chat that's like hey doesn't say hey say, hey, I'm down to go Friday.
So I'm like, oh, hey, Randy, are you holding off?
Are you going Saturday?
He's like, yeah, well, I don't know what my schedule is.
I think I'm going to go Saturday.
I'm like, cool.
Let's roll together, buddy.
I got you.
Let's roll.
And that way you won't go up to the wrong mountain.
You know, it'll be fine.
Yeah.
I got you.
So what happens?
One to two days before,
all of a sudden Randy says,
Hey,
uh,
I'm going up Friday.
Oh no.
Randy.
And,
and,
and so then I'm like,
well,
you mean you're going to Friday?
Well,
you know,
my girlfriend has a day off and I want to go up Friday and we want to hang.
And I'm like,
okay.
I'm like,
this sucks that I'm left high and dry.
Yep.
And Randy's like,
well,
I'm going Friday. And then Tyler's going Friday. San, okay. I'm like, this sucks that I'm left high and dry. And Randy's like, well, I'm going Friday.
And then Tyler's going Friday.
Samway's going Friday. I know, right?
Randy just basically looked at you and said, Tyler,
Tyler, Tyler, if you want me to break a bottle over your head.
Shut up.
No, you're not going to do it.
I saw you.
So, I literally,
literally had to try everybody.
I tried everybody that was coming here from the station.
The street team to the other version of the street team that's here,
to everybody.
I was like, guys, anybody, nobody can help me out.
And I kept asking Randy, and Randy's like, I don't know.
I don't know, man.
But, dude.
Are you done?
Can I start talking now?
Okay, cool.
Now, I was lucky enough.
I was lucky enough.
The station was lucky enough to be loaned to Toyota Mirai's cars that run completely on hydrogen,
great on fuel.
However, because we have certain, you know, it's hydrogen.
There's certain fuel stations around here.
I told him I would take him up Friday if his work took him back
because it would take me a little while to go get refueled, get fully charged, and get ready to go.
Okay.
I also told him, yeah, okay.
I also told him, hey, man,
once you found out that it was a two-day stay,
I'm like, it really all depends
if my girlfriend has Friday off or not.
That was also a lot.
No, it's not.
I told you.
Oh, my God, dude.
I swear to God.
I'm about to have this.
I'm going to let him just complain and moan about it.
Okay, but I told you in person, dude.
What are you talking about?
You told me afterwards when you said, hey, man.
When I found out she wasn't working.
When you found out!
Dude! And keep in mind,
here's the only thing I'm mad about.
You know what I'm mad about?
This is legit. Keep it at 100.
I am helping you every
day. I am looking after you.
I'm taking you under my wing.
I'm trying to do a nice thing for you and take you up because you
doesn't even seem like you want to even go.
I wanted to be here.
I'm sorry. Who's going to engineer this show?
Are one of you three? None of you know how to do this.
None of you know. Now Borg's bringing
in everybody. None of you know why I have the mic cables
for this setup. Okay.
I offered to take you up.
I told, it all depended if she was
working or not. I told you this from the get-go.
I am pissed because you said something and you backed out of it.
I told you.
How did I change it?
I told you if she can't go, then I'm going to go up later.
I told you that.
What did I not tell you that?
And this is the thing, man.
I love you.
I love you too.
You're like a kid, brother.
I don't understand why you just project all this.
Like dude, I told you if she is not
working Friday, then I'm going on Friday.
I'm sorry. There's a couple people
on the squad. There's a couple people on the show.
I'm not throwing anybody under the bus here.
I'm the only one they're offering to give you a ride.
I didn't know about the Friday thing.
I didn't know about the situation on how
everything was working. I'm just going to throw it
out there right now.
Everybody's here now.
Let's all calm down.
We're having a good time.
I work with Brett.
Yeah.
I sit in a room with Brett for 10 hours a day.
I'm not trying to downplay this, but I know it was just like a lot of miscommunications.
I know Brett loves Randy.
I know Randy loves Brett.
Now, I'm going to play devil's advocate here, all right?
Because I love both of you guys.
I feel so awkward.
It's not even my thing right now.
I feel so bad.
Both of you guys are the best.
I love both of you so much.
But I'm going to put it out there.
Both of you, and this is what I think built the perfect storm of what happened here,
is you guys are kind of passive when it comes to, like, hey, are you going to be here at this time?
Bort, you can admit that sometimes of, like, hey,
are you going to come to the Kings game at this time?
And you go, I don't know.
Randy is the same effing way.
So if you get both of those guys together,
perfect storm of just people hating each other for no reason.
Although I'm glad we got that out.
I feel like it's also a lot of pent up stuff too.
Cause you know, it's like we, you know,
small little, no, no, no, no.
What else?
Well, no, no, no.
I'm talking about what else you said about it.
No, no, no.
I'm telling you.
Why do you hate, why do you hate boards?
How about I get a word in first?
I'm talking about like Brett and stuff like for in particular,
Brett, I can,
I know for a fact
that sometimes things happen on the show that kind of just either fall on him or he has to
deal with it yeah he has to deal with a lot of stuff I know Randy understands why Brett's stressed
out day to day and I know it and yeah here's the thing I saw stuff like happening coming here and
I hear Brett I hear Randy look I I think now we have to address the elephant in the room.
And the important thing is, and that is actually.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Tyler not only drove alone.
Yeah.
But he went home, took a nap, and then hit the road.
I'm like, Tyler, you could have probably given Brett a ride.
You know what?
Here's the thing.
Is that Brett knew that I was immediately coming up on Friday.
There was no option with me coming Saturday.
I was immediately coming Friday.
And look, to be perfectly honest, I would still do it.
I would still do it.
But Brett knows that I live the farthest out of anybody from the station.
I'm better than Randy.
I'll make this clear.
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm better than Randy.
But Brett knows that.
I'm sure Brett would think he doesn't want me driving all the way back
to Burbank from Whittier
to just drive to the mountain.
I was kidding.
I just want to say
everything. It's all out. Everybody's cool now.
For everybody listening to this,
you gotta let it go, man.
I mean, I'm like
95% cool right now.
I just also want to throw out
so once you presented the issue to me about the Friday-Saturday thing,
who figured out a solution for you?
Menace figured out a solution.
Here's the other part of it.
I try not to stress out Woody or Menace with anything because I'm like, I can figure this out.
Brett's always more trying to take a load off of, you know, he doesn't want to come to Menace.
He doesn't want to come to Woody.
He doesn't have to because, you know, you guys are up on East Coast time, 2, 1, 2 in the morning, whatever.
He doesn't want to come to you outside of show hours.
And I understand a lot of ways, which is the most part about it.
But I'm telling you right now, you need to because, like, then, you know, what's even more stressing is more stressing is when it's last minute.
Dude, just don't be afraid.
Just tell us.
And we can figure out the problem right away.
When it's last minute, you're like, damn.
That makes it a thousand times worse.
Yeah, I know.
I thought I had a solution to this one because you know how I am.
I think I'll go through every other way to get a solution before I have to bother you guys.
And this one was like, I'm out of options.
To everybody listening to this, honestly.
Yes, please tell me, Tyler.
Okay.
We've all been working with each other for at least a year.
Like, we're kind of a family at this point.
Well, you've been here for a year.
Don't put yourself in my family.
No, no, that's fine.
Okay.
Tyler's like, we've been a family since I've been around.
But that's what I'm saying. That's what it became, family. Because they were doing a show in San Francisco before. Okay, like, we've been a family since I've been around. But that's what I'm saying.
That's what it became, family.
Because they were doing a show in San Francisco before.
Okay, okay, okay.
What I'm saying is.
Everybody listened to me.
Tyler just tries to get deeper.
I was like, no, Tyler, shut up.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Let's fight.
What I'm saying is, look, Tyler, talk.
Look, co-workers fight.
Like, it happens.
It's happened at every job I've ever been at.
But, you know, at the end, we always, for the most part, we always reconcile and we
always figure out a way to like better
and like, look, let it out now like
we just did and we'll be good by the night.
Like we're good. We're fine. I can never tell when
Tyler's upset though, because I feel like his normal
natural reaction to everything is I'll beat
I'll beat your face in right now. I know.
Shut your mouth or I'm gonna slap you.
I think Tyler's covering because
he got some shrapnel from me on Friday.
But here's the thing.
My response is that I did get shrapnel from you on Friday,
but that shrapnel was in my own making because I was upset at something else
that happened, and when I get upset, sometimes I just don't think.
What are you mad about?
I got to say, though, your apology text to me was 6,000 times better than Randy's.
Oh, true.
Because I wasn't apologizing.
I'm backing out of this right now.
I'm out of here.
There's nothing for me to apologize about.
Jesus Christ.
I thought we were out of this.
I thought I said it.
We're going back into this.
We're going back into this.
I didn't apologize.
I have nothing to apologize for.
What did you do?
I knew that I had gotten under Brett's skin.
What did you do?
And I felt really bad about it.
No, I was like poking the bear.
That's the easiest way to say it.
He saw me angry
and he made it worse.
But here's the thing.
It's that like I made it worse
and I realized after
that was my own making
because I was,
like I said,
I was upset at something
that happened earlier
and because of that
I felt like I had
a bad rest of the show
after on my part.
That was my bad.
Actually, so someone
can understand
what we're talking about.
Tyler got in trouble for something, and then I got in trouble for something that Tyler
could have helped me with and could have made sure didn't happen, and I got the shrapnel,
so then it reflected on Tyler.
It was a little bit of a, I mean, how convenient that we're here in the snow.
It was a snowball effect, yeah.
Yeah.
It was something like that, but I knew once I got home that I was in the wrong, but I
realized, let me let him cool down a little bit, and then I might hit him knew, like I knew once I got home that I was in the wrong, but I realized like,
let me let him cool down a little bit.
Yeah.
And then I might hit him up.
And I did on my way here.
I hit him up.
I'm like, hey, look, that was my bad.
Like, we're going to fix this.
Like, it's my bad.
Menace recently sent us a picture regarding something another radio station was doing,
not where we are.
Yeah.
And he's like, hey, guys, just a reminder.
Be grateful you're in LA.
Yeah.
It's true.
It's true.
Be grateful you're here.
Show your worth. Yeah. Make sure you're on top of your ish. And here we are. Because grateful you're an ally. Yeah. It's true. Be grateful you're here. Show your worth.
Make sure you're on top of your ish.
And here we are.
Step up.
Because also look to the people.
It's time to step the F up.
Look at the people that are going to lead you, that are going to help you, that are willing
to lead you.
All right, everybody.
Let's wrap up.
Okay.
So wrap up.
We're here at Big Bear Mountain Resort.
Can we all be friends again, please?
I'm so stressed out.
Everybody's good.
And we're going to have a good time.
Everybody.
Fist up.
Fist up. Yay. Let's go sledding.'re going to have a good time. Fits up. Fits up.
Yay.
Let's go sledding, guys.
Okay.
Check out our Instagram, at what's new pod, at menace.
Everybody here.
Before we go, let's shout out all of our podcasts.
What's up to the Borg cast?
Hell yeah.
Listen to the Borg cast, theborgcast.com.
That's theborgcast.com.
You're going to get a little audio from this weekend.
We answer some of your questions.
Hopefully we get a do you remember
with Eric and Randy talking about
some stuff. The do you member
segment with me and Randy. I'm pretty pumped for it.
Yeah. Also,
we have the NerdNob podcast.
We have Ravy.
We have Karen. We have
Randy. That's right.
And then we also have Cameron has his own podcast with his lady, Katie.
It's called Mostly True Opinions.
Then we have the Joe Coy podcast.
Hell yeah.
I love that one.
Yeah, go to joyjoy.
I've had too many shots.
I'm so sorry, but your math mix up on Joe Coy's podcast the other day was just too funny.
Too good.
It was the best.
Stop cursing.
Yeah, go to joecoy.com.
That's J-O-K-O-Y.com.
Listen to the Matt and Kim podcast with Matt and Kim.
They are a band, but they also have a podcast.
Just go to mattandkim.com.
Also, big shout out to the Sex with Emily podcast with Emily.
Just go to sexwithemily.com.
I love her podcast.
Yes, it's the best.
Also, big shout out to the Mothership.
The whole reason why we are here.
That would be the Woody Show.
Absolutely.
Search the Woody Show on the iHeartRadio app.
The Woody Show.
That's it.
And I think that's it.
Randy, do you have anything to say before we go?
Tyler, I'm glad we were able to spend your last day here.
Big party. Big party. His last day here at Big Bear Mountain Resort.
Big party.
Big party.
His last day is on Monday, though.
We have nothing left to take shots with.
We have a little drink on it.
Yeah, a little drink.
I did drink a lot.
It's okay.
We have 12 bottles back at the cabin. Yeah, true.
We'll be okay.
Okay.
Tyler, anything before we leave?
Dude, we have all this snow.
Let's have a snowball fight.
Why have we not done this yet?
Oh, true.
Yeah, we're going to get nailed in the face.
Okay.
Thanks, Al.
Hey, Nick Salwaev.
Nick Salwaev, anything?
You even got a wheelbarrow?
Yeah.
Roll me back to our cabin.
I got you, brother.
Okay.
I got you.
Bort, before we leave.
Let's go ride that snow skateboard.
Let's have an awesome time,
and we will see you back here on what date?
March 14th.
Oh, there you go.
I can't feel my feet right now. All right. We'll see you back up on what date? March 14th. Oh, there you go. I can't feel my feet right now.
All right.
We'll see you back up here.
Jack fire numb should be the next taste.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you so much for listening.
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